/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[progunil !!8AVbT/7HjDp No.8898217]

what's for lunch //ck/?

<<<ribeye and a tater for me

[Anonymous No.8898227]

>>8898217
>over cooked steak
>water in shot glass
>day old empty beer can
>no magazine in gun
>revolver is also unloaded too since mommy wouldn't let you play with the bullets

[progun_il !!8AVbT/7HjDp No.8898242]

>>8898227
i can't play with forks either

[Anonymous No.8898255]

>>8898217
lambchops and risotto

[Anonymous No.8898262]

>>8898217

>piss beer
>overcooked
>keeping unloaded guns around the house
>plastic fork and pocket knife
>too poor to afford an XM-15E2S

Hopefully for desert you can put that .357 in your mouth

[Anonymous No.8898269]

>>8898217

[Anonymous No.8898482]

>>8898217
>Apple
And nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.8898637]

>>8898482
>click on the id of the post that you are replying to

this 4chan protip has been brought to you by Wendy's

[Anonymous No.8898662]

>>8898637
What the fuck? I did though...

[Anonymous No.8898675]

>>8898269

STOP IM CUTTING

[Anonymous No.8898932]

>>8898217
Nice fake guns, fag

[Anonymous No.8899028]

>>8898932
yeah. looks like airshit to me

[Anonymous No.8899033]

Why is there a hole in your steak?
I'll tell you why because you cooked it so long the fat rendered out. Take your revolver, put the barrel against your neck so the sights are touching your throat and pull the trigger. That's a sure way to kill yourself but I'm sure you'll fuck it up some how.

[Anonymous No.8899041]

>>8898217
Why the plastic fork?

[Anonymous No.8899046]

>>8899033
That's butter dipshit

[Anonymous No.8899047]

salsadogs and fish

[Anonymous No.8899048]

>>8898217
Serious question OP.

Is that red mark on your revolver a reflection off the Budweiser can or some kind of skuff?

[Anonymous No.8899053]

some salsadogs and fish

[Anonymous No.8899064]

>>8898675
Gotta be strong /fit/bro

[Anonymous No.8899070]

>>8899053
So this is the power of white trash

[Anonymous No.8899075]

>>8899053

This is some top tier sadness

[Anonymous No.8899082]

>>8899070
my wife made it, i usually make more complex stuff like egg ramen

[Anonymous No.8899090]

>>8898217
Did you """"""cook"""""" that potato in the damned microwave??

[Anonymous No.8899091]

>>8899082

I hope you beat her regularly

[Anonymous No.8899095]

>>8899053
You're mistaken sir, those are tube steaks
Mighty fine ones too, a nice tube steak dinner is great for any man

[Anonymous No.8899141]

Why can't literally anyone on this fucking board cook or plate properly

I want the fast food shits to LEAVE

[Anonymous No.8899147]

>>8898217
Shit tier, overcooked meat.
Immature/plebian palate involved. Input to /ck/ not required nor requested.

I hope you had some ketchup with that OP.

[Anonymous No.8899150]

>>8899141
Post your dinner literal queer faggot.

[Anonymous No.8899310]

>look at me 4chan, I'm alpha as fuck because I'm eating a steak and drinking a beer while my guns are nearby

this ATF thread bullshit needs to stop

[Anonymous No.8899373]

>>8898217
pasta because ribeye is for wealthyfucks

[Anonymous No.8899382]

>>8899310
No, he's generally OC, it doesn't need to stop. I'm as left as you can get and I own several guns that grandpa gave me, 2 of which were before they even had serial numbers. Fuckoff, you antigun faggots. The guy cooks. He's better than you, although somewhat stupid for throwing up his weapons on the internet.

[Anonymous No.8899389]

posted this in k as well?

[Anonymous No.8899410]

>>8899053
>>8899082

This is cute. You're a lucky man my guy

[Anonymous No.8899413]

>>8899382
>the guy cooks
>clearly USDA choice grade meat
>the fat has already congealed meaning an improper sear
>steak hasn't rested long enough hence the wet plate
>dry as fuck baked potato
>s&p on top of the sour cream
>plastic fork
>an m4 that came with tampons and a training bra
>budweiser aka an un-American beer
>this guy cooks
Your head is so far up your own ass it's resting on your shoulders

[Anonymous No.8899565]

>>8899382
I'm not anti-gun, I'm anti douchebags showing them off to make themselves feel badass.

[Anonymous No.8899569]

>>8899413
t. wouldn't know which end of a rifle to hold against his shoulder

[Anonymous No.8899580]

>>8898269
> 10/18/09

[Anonymous No.8899622]

>>8898217
>Sabenza
>Nickel model 27 or 29
>Colt AR with Magpul Furniture
>Sythetic-carpeted living room floor
>Old, scratched Table
>Plastic fork

Unless you're an 25 year-old with good taste in weapons living in a bachelor pad this is pretty fucked up.

[Anonymous No.8899674]

>>8899033
>having no depth perception what so ever

take your own advice faggot

[Anonymous No.8899677]

>>8898217
>rounds not chambered

[Anonymous No.8899682]

>>8898269
8 years later and this image still kills me

[Anonymous No.8899743]

Fried egg, on leaves with Tabasco and a drizzling of the butter and olive oil I fried the egg in.

I ran out of food.

[Anonymous No.8899776]

toasted sandwich with leftover brisket from last night and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.8900019]

I hope you don't really cut on a ceramic plate with that nice knife OP

[Anonymous No.8900023]

>>8898255
Was your risotto so terrible that you couldn't show it?

[Anonymous No.8900103]

>>8898217
Finally bought an AR again eh?

[Anonymous No.8900623]

>>8898217
It pleases me to see a clean and plain AR without a quad-rail and three kinds of optics.

Plastic furniture is underrated, MagPul makes nice handguards, I like the angle of the grip, and the stock looks like it has a nice cheekweld and sits without wobbling.
You gotta step up to some better beer than that pisswater though.

[Anonymous No.8900782]

>>8899095
>>8899053

[Anonymous No.8900802]

>>8898217
>Drinks alcohol
>Uses bulky knife as cutlery
>Displays weapons for picture
>It's a food picture

I'll be darned, we have a redneck with tiny penis here boys


But I don't need to insult you, eating cold food bc you wanted to be a complete show off to validate your manhood that you lost in past millennium is punishment enough

[Anonymous No.8900813]

>>8900802
Who says it's cold? You need to let a steak sit for at least 7-10 minutes anyway before you cut it, or else you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.8900829]

So what'd you have for breakfast sea cay?

[Anonymous No.8901155]

>>8900829
that omelette looks tasty. what's on it?

[Anonymous No.8901303]

>>8900802
>le thinking man too smart for alcohol
>tiny penor XD
Wow, you sound like a lot more of a pretentious shit than OP is a slightly white trash person.

[Anonymous No.8901307]

>>8898217
The chili I cooked yesterday.

I regrettably have no gun to show.

[Anonymous No.8901316]

>>8898227
you forgot the most important part
>tripfag

[Anonymous No.8901318]

>oatz with banana and apple
>coffee with 2 scoops (cmon)
>not pictured: squats

[Anonymous No.8901324]

>>8901318
scoops of what?

[Anonymous No.8901330]

>>8901324
protons

[Anonymous No.8901352]

>>8901155
Ham, green peppers, Vidalia onion, dried cranberries, provolone cheese. Eggs seasoned with celery salt, Hungarian paprika, black pepper and garlic.

[Anonymous No.8901356]

>>8901352
>trench mag
Nice, don't always see those.

Also this is a nicer and classier picture than OP's, by the virtue of the table being clean and the image being clear, despite you drinking from a jar.

[Anonymous No.8901378]

>>8901352
>mason jar
y tho

[Anonymous No.8901381]

>>8901378
Because he's a wannabe hipster douchebag. What else?

[Anonymous No.8901382]

Pizza. We always do a big pizza order on Saturdays because we're sad little office drones that need something to live for.

[Anonymous No.8901384]

>>8901378
It's huge.

It's free with purchase of the contents.

You can can with it.

If it breaks then nothing of value is lost.

[Anonymous No.8901388]

>>8901384
What do you even buy these days that comes in mason jars?

[Anonymous No.8901389]

>>8901384
Everything you post is pure cringe.

[Anonymous No.8901394]

>>8898217

jerk

[Anonymous No.8901395]

>>8899033
That's actually not a sure way to kill yourself. The problem is some of the gasses will leave the barrel before the projectile itself which can result in your head tilting back and the bullet carving a track through your face instead of your head itself. You might, if you're very unfortunate, be left conscious with your jaw and teeth blown to bits, the bones in the front of your head blown to bits, your nose destroyed, your eyes destroyed, your face effectively split in half, but still alive and capable of feeling the aftermath of your mistake. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=170_1396117152

Put the barrel in your mouth, not under it. The roof of your mouth will prevent your head from kicking back far enough to alter the bullet trajectory beyond impacting your brain.

[Anonymous No.8901402]

>>8901388
Canned fruit and veggies from down to the farmer's market.

I got a big Ball jar of pickled veggies from the deli.

>>8901389
:3

[Anonymous No.8901422]

[Anonymous No.8901423]

>>8901395
jeez that blood is old as fuck, why didn't he just reload and go again?

[Anonymous No.8901432]

>>8901423
probably struggling to cope with the agonizing pain of having your face blown into 2 flaps after attempting to take his own life, along with the realization that now he'll be disfigured/disabled while he spends the rest of his life in a Mexican prison with no women or aspirations.

[Anonymous No.8901433]

>>8898217
>taking a photo of their meal along with firearms
do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.8901447]

>>8901433
>he doesn't have a gun to take a picture with
sorry about your freedom

[Anonymous No.8901455]

>>8898217

someone came on your steak

[Anonymous No.8901484]

>>8898217
Nice famas

[Anonymous No.8901518]

>>8901422
Very good and very nice.

[Anonymous No.8901555]

Just cooked it and ate it. Can someone explain to me how one side (the larger portion) is a perfect rare but the other end is medium? My 'kitchen' limits me to a single electric hot plate and a skillet. First time to cook shrimp as well. All I did was salt, pepper, and a little bit of oregeno. Cooked them in the juices that was left from the steak. I ask my step dad how to cook them and he said not a second more than three minutes. They turned out very well for a first time. Flipped them once halfway through.

[Anonymous No.8901562]

I made a sandwich
2 slices of white bread, mayo on one, butter on other, slice of cheese on both, slice of tomato on both, cucumber on both too, slice of ham and slice of sausage on both, add garlic sauce on top of the sausage for one slice, then I put the slices of bread together.

I already ate it so I can't take a pic

[Anonymous No.8901564]

>>8901555
looks like you didn't sear it on the sides

[Anonymous No.8901565]

>>8901562

Oh I forgot to mention, I microwaved it for 1 minute after it was prepared. It melts the cheese perfectly.

[Anonymous No.8901631]

>>8901564
How long would you sear it on each side for a medium rare?

[Anonymous No.8901648]

>>8901631
I do about a minute on the top and bottom, then hold it on it's side and render the edges.

[Anonymous No.8901928]

I made a scramble with egg, roasted red pepper, olives, hot giardeniera, and goat cheese.

[Anonymous No.8901971]

>>8899413

>m4
>clearly an ar-15

[Anonymous No.8902073]

>>8898217
Christ you shit up two boards with this shit? And you crossboards with the same trip? You are now filtered.

[Anonymous No.8902083]

>>8901928
Mmmm looks very tasty.

[Anonymous No.8902150]

>>8898217
>even the steak looks like a gun
REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8902514]

>>8901971
I mean, it would be extremely unlikely for it to be an M4 or M4A1, but without getting a look at the selector and markings, we technically couldn't be sure.

[Anonymous No.8902842]

>>8901648
>all of that salt

[Anonymous No.8902894]

>>8900802
Why are anti- gunners so obsessed with dicks?
The only people i ever see make the small dick argument are women and anti gunners, and i know why women are obsessed with them.

[Anonymous No.8902900]

>>8900829
Holy shit anon, is that trench mag?

[Anonymous No.8902909]

>>8901433
I mean. Yeah. You have photographic evidence.

[Anonymous No.8903028]

>>8898255
hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.8903444]

>>8898217
>Plastic fork and pocket knife b/c too poor for silverware.

White trash welfare queen confirmed.

[Anonymous No.8903446]

>>8898269

[Anonymous No.8903478]

>>8898217
For me its the Glock and Cheese

[Anonymous No.8903505]

>>8903444
you do realize there is about $3000 worth of guns and knives on that table.

if welfare is paying for that i'd like to sign up

[Anonymous No.8903511]

>>8898269
absolute madman

[Anonymous No.8903513]

>>8898217
>main course is a well done steak and sour cream with some mashed potatoe
>dessert is some bullets dispensed from my gun utensils
>sticks to my ribs and my walls
fitting and appropriate for you, op

[Anonymous No.8903555]

>>8898217
>taking shots of Budweiser

xtreme

[Anonymous No.8903759]

>>8903505
not quite $3000

[Anonymous No.8904113]

>>8903505
>$3000
I'm not so sure about that, maybe 1800, though I' have to know what kind of AR it is and when that Smith & Wesson 686 is made, early ones without the lock and with pinned barrels are worth more than current ones.

[Anonymous No.8904216]

>>8901971
>>8902514
>Colt
>M4 Carbine
>CAL 5.56mm

You might actually read what's written on the rifle itself.

[Anonymous No.8904418]

>>8904216
M4 is the military designation of a select-fire AR15 with a 14.5" long barrel, to certain specs.
(the later A1 lacks the burst setting, just safe/semi/full).

Just because Colt might sell an AR15 and call it an M4, doesn't make it one, I seriously doubt OP owns a $30 000 transferable machinegun given the kind of beer he drinks.

[Anonymous No.8904739]

>>8904113
colt m4 aka 6920 = $999
http://www.cabelas.com/product/shooting/firearms/centerfire-rifles/semiautomatic-centerfire-rifles|/pc/104792580/c/553829580/sc/105522480/i/105524280/colt-le-centerfire-rifle/1954783.uts

s&w 686 (assuming new) = $800
http://www.cabelas.com/product/Smith-Wesson-Centerfire-Revolvers/706576.uts?searchPath=%2Fbrowse.cmd%3FcategoryId%3D734095080%26CQ_search%3Dsmith%252Band%252Bwesson%252B686%26CQ_ref%3D~c1-Shooting~c2-Firearms~c3-Handguns~c4-Revolvers%252B%252526%252BMiscellaneous

chris reeve sebenza (assuming small) = $425
more if large

https://www.amazon.com/Chris-Reeve-Knives-Small-Inkosi/dp/B01M6WLS7O/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1494159978&sr=8-11&keywords=sebenza+knife

$2225 on the low end

[Anonymous No.8904748]

>>8904739
>$400 pocket knife

That's half my rent
What the hell progun?