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8893562 No.8893562 [Reply] [Original]

let's keep this wonderful tradition going, lads

>> No.8893568

That fucking face he makes
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.8893634
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>>8893562
how do i force myself to claw things i cut like this? i feel like i'm going to chop my fingers off any time now but i just can't force myself to do it like this.

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>>8893634
Why not just use one of these if you're such an uncoordinated puss?

>> No.8893836

>>8893562
Not this fucking clown again. God damnit, Wiens

>> No.8893852

>>8893816
because i usually chop veggies, not chunks of meat

>> No.8893862

>>8893634
Crook your knuckle over your fingertip, your knuckle should be the only thing touching the blade.

>> No.8893876

>>8893562
someone tell these faggos that ham isn't fucking sushi

>> No.8893898

I hate this faggots facial expressions.

>> No.8894083

>>8893876
Even then, sushi isn't meant to be eaten with chopsticks either.

>> No.8894099

>>8893562
That looks really good, but the guy at the end has a scary face.

>> No.8894116

>hey let's go to a nice restaurant
>hold on let me grab my metallica t shirt

>> No.8894123
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>>8893562
You mean the Ja/ck/ tradition?

>> No.8894125

>>8893568
dude looks like he came in his pants every time he takes a bite

>> No.8894126

>>8893562
this fucking asshole does the same stupid head tilt/eyeroll every time he takes a bite of food... pisses me off

>> No.8894133

>>8893634

Notice how he uses his knuckles against the side of the blade to guide the knife? Start doing that.

>> No.8894148

>>8893562
>have some ultra rare, expensive and apparently delicious beef
>still spice it
What's the point, then?

>> No.8894156

>>8894123
MFW when I will never have my boy pussy eaten like that

>> No.8894185
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>>8894156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZiU0Gk7pzk

>> No.8894188

>>8894123
wheres the tongue flap one

>> No.8894226
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>>8894185

>> No.8894246
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wud u

>> No.8894247

>>8894226
It's a rather revolutionary technique he's perfected. Move your head towards the food instead of using your arm. Genius.

>> No.8894260

>>8894246
>i swear to god if this ends up in the deep fryer
narrow escape

>> No.8894302

>>8893562
What cut is this?

>> No.8894304

>>8893568
>>8894125
This.
When someone overreacts ALL the time, then their reactions are just plain annoying.

>> No.8894308
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>> No.8894323

>>8894302
learn too read. it's kobe beef.

>> No.8894325

>>8894323

"Kobe" isn't a cut.

>> No.8894326

>>8894323
>kobe beef is a cut of beef

>> No.8894335

>>8894323
>kobe beef
>cut

>> No.8894361

>>8894323
>Kobe Bryant

>> No.8894364

>>8893562
>no marbling
fake

>> No.8894415

>>8894246

>what you gonna call it
>somethin sweet, for tha keeedz

>> No.8894422

>>8893634
touch your knuckle to the flat of the knife and don't raise the knife higher than that so that your knuckle is turned into a crude blade gaurd

>> No.8894434

>>8894156
>When when

You best be on about a bitch eating your ass, faggot.

>> No.8894436

>>8894364
Youre an idiot. Its cooked. The fat melts. So naturally its not going to be as visible as it is when its cold and uncooked. Also non of that matters because you can see the marbling lol

>> No.8894504

>>8894247

I tried to do it but I can't.

>> No.8894590

>>8893568
>>8894125
>>8894304
Autism

>> No.8895503

>>8893562
DID THEY FUCKING LET THE BEEF GO COLD BEFORE THEY CUT IT??????????

>> No.8895514

>>8894308
god i fucking hate this so much

>> No.8895583

>>8894123
>"you like that?"
>maybe if you didn't cover it in mustard...
>"Stop filming the ducks!"
>but ducks are cool
Fist video of his you fuckos brought into my life.

>> No.8895651

>>8894308
>exaggerated movement
>butcher's scimitar
>uneven cuts
>no trust in his blade (index finger over blade before full lift)
>smacking the blade against the board
>using the sharp side of his scimitar to move meat.
>more salt on his arm than the meat

A little flair is good, but what is this collarless fuck doing?

>> No.8895660

>>8894335
>>8894326
>>8894325

its a cut of kobe beef, morons.

>> No.8895692

>>8893562
Mark Weins and his stupid stretched out leather face can fuck off. The way his leathery skin stretches around his worn and boney face and eyes makes me want him to die. I don't even know why I am subscribed to that cunt.

Want god tier food youtuber?
Trevor James, Food Ranger.

>> No.8895714

>>8893634
this is day 1 shit

>> No.8895748
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>>8894185
Tammy is a lucky duck

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>>8894436
>Its cooked. The marbling melted away.
>Also non of that matters because you can see the marbling lol

lol

>> No.8895765

>>8893634
You're a woman, aren't you? This is kind of a natural thing for men.

>> No.8896092

>>8894246
By the Grace of God and Elvis Presley I will try this soon.

>> No.8896121

>>8894308
omg yassss

>> No.8896201

>>8894308
I love how much hate this guy gets from /ck/

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>>8896222
checked

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>>8896222

who is this? I need to know

for a friend

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>>8896222
mommy

>> No.8896293

>>8896222
Sauce?

For science ofc

>> No.8896316

>>8893562
>>8893568

Is that the president of japan carving that beef????? :D:D:D

Also dont talk shit about mark wiens hes a good guy with a good youtube channel.

>> No.8896369

>>8895651
>scimitar

why are you trying to use this word

>> No.8896407

>>8894123
>>8894185
>>8894226
I can stomach watching any of Jacks shitty recipes, but watching him eat is where I draw the line.
I don't even get it entirely. It's not the disgusting slop he makes that makes me feel I'll, it's Jack himself. Just something about how he eats, or just because he's a repulsive person? Simply looking at these thumbnails is churning my stomach. I usually turn of his videos when it comes to the taste test.

>> No.8896421

>>8896237
>>8896249
>>8896293
Not the guy who posted but that's Alura Jenson. Her tits are sorta... "eh" when you see them

t. porn addict who really needs to get a job

>> No.8896422

>>8896369
That's what that knife is called in the kitchen, dude. Try to stop fantasizing about M/ck/Chi/ck/en sammiches for like 10 seconds and educate yourself.

>> No.8896434

>>8894123
There's as much condiment as there is bun, what the fuck?

>> No.8896441
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>> No.8896445

>nobody's posted the bbq webm
>or the mexican chips etc webms
I'm proud of you, /ck/.

>> No.8896446
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>> No.8896449

>>8896441

Fuck I would hate that job. Complete monotony, but if you zone out for a second you lose your hand.

>> No.8896474
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>>8896441
>>8896446
Jesus Christ I can't watch that shit. I kept waiting for their fingers to fly off.

>> No.8896512
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>> No.8896554

>>8896222
Does she do porn?

>> No.8896558

>>8896554
Maybe you can look it up on the internet.

>> No.8896559

>>8894246
Why do they cube the crusts if they don't use them?

>> No.8896565

>>8896559
I'm so dumb. I watched it again and I see now that they say they make good croutons. Awesome

>> No.8896566

>>8896559
Maybe the text that appears over the visual of the crusts being cubed is an indication.

>> No.8896602

>>8896558
Turns out she does.

Cool.

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>> No.8896675

>>8895692
Trevor is indeed infinitely better. He also has some hotties with him who he bangs in a filthy bathroom after the filming stops.

>> No.8896685

>>8894246
I usually hate these facebook videos but this one actually isn't stupid and looks pretty tasty.

>> No.8896690

>>8894123
>>8894185
>>8894226

>webm thread
>some fucking autist feels the need to ruin it with jack

FUCK. OFF.

>> No.8896714

>>8896446
This dude is 100% going to lose a finger one day.

>> No.8896719
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>> No.8896725

>>8896673
That's cool and all but what's the point?

>> No.8896728
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>>8896690
who has been the life preserver keeping webm threads afloat in /ck/ over the years?

Jack motherfucking Scalfani
show some respect, my man is legend

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>> No.8896733

>>8894123
>Making fun of an autistic person who is just trying to have fun. Go back to /pol/ retard.

>> No.8896737

>>8893634
What kind of knife do you have? This basic technique works only with a proper (=tall) chef's knife. If you try it with a slim petty or a some tiny 3'' parer there is indeed a good chance you will take some skin off.

>> No.8896740
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>> No.8896744

>>8896446
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.8896753

>>8896369
Because that is the correct name of that type of knife. And not "cimeter", as retards on here keep spelling it.

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>> No.8896774

>>8896369
>>8896422
I use a trimming claymore, myself

but recently I've started using my ceramic bastard sword more

>> No.8896778

>>8894083
it doesn't matter.

>> No.8896786

>thinking your restaurant actually has Kobe beef
lel

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>>8896778
None of this matters.

>> No.8896796

>>8896725
The showmanship and the whole long process? To charge extra money of course.

Why such a big block of ice that takes up 90% of the glass? To charge extra money, of course.

Bars are the biggest ripoff I know of and the only reason people go to them is to find some drunk one night stand. All bars may as well be brothels or strip joints

>> No.8896797

>>8896441
>Dat technique,
>that vertical hand placement with the thumbs palm side up and pointing outwards, almost like there is this perfect distance that you keep your arms and steady below elbow when moving and that reflexive shrug of the hand away like a flourish.

>> No.8896822

>>8896756
I like this.

>> No.8896891

>>8896725
to be less jaded than the other guy that replied to you; I believe the idea of a huge chunk of ice is that it waters down the drink slower than regular/more/smaller ice cubes.

Something to do with surface area, spheres are the best iirc

>> No.8896899

>>8896725
https://youtu.be/i1iqVGORUck?t=162

>> No.8896929

>>8896899
>I can't drink
>just hol up and lemme take a spoon of all y'all's drinks during my shift

lying little nip trying to cheek me out

>> No.8896932

>>8896891
>being a sphere fag

>> No.8896958

>>8893562
is this shinzo abe?

>> No.8896970

>>8896756

So that's how they make that orange safety netting for building sites.

>> No.8896991

>>8896761
This reminds me of the Cake Boss parody made by the dude who made Charlie the Unicorn, in the video the sisters just yell "im italian!" in a very shallow and obnoxious way

Im thinking of that when i see this video

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>> No.8897000

>>8896725
So rich people can show off their money and class.

>> No.8897017

>>8896671
>you know what? nevermind, I'll have a Coronaâ„¢

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>>8894226
>>8894247

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>> No.8897106

>>8897081
what is this guy, the salt bae of fish? why can't he just cut that shit the normal way?

>> No.8897141

>>8897106
One knife for flesh, one for bone. You can see that not cutting through the fin wasn't part of his master plan. Something that size can't be cut through with just one implement, unless you planned to use a damn hacksaw? It's a big fish after all.

>> No.8897170

>>8897141
I'm not talking about the different knife for the bone, I'm talking about mugging for the camera and having a helper handing him knives like he's a neurosurgeon and the superfluous flicks of the blade in midair after each step

>> No.8897179

>>8897170
People are gathered and filming him, I assume it's some kind of fish festival.

>> No.8897184

>>8897170
he is giving a nod to his samurai ancestors
that is bushido, the way of the warrior

>> No.8897256

>>8893876
It's not raw either

>> No.8897282

>>8896891
why not freeze the ice in the shape of a sphere then?

>> No.8897288

>>8897282
You certainly can do that.

But part of the appeal of an upscale bar is watching the bartender do their thing. Carving the ice ball is part of the experience. It's a performance.

>> No.8897313

>>8897106
>why can't he just cut that marlin the normal way?
??

>>8897170
>I'm talking about mugging for the camera
no
>and having a helper handing him knives
who gives a shit
>like he's a neurosurgeon and the superfluous flicks of the blade in midair after each step
wtf are you talking about. Your post is autistic and delusional.

>> No.8897408

>>8896993
Okay, faggot, what's your problem?

>> No.8897424

>>8894308
fucking turkish manlet

>> No.8897437

>>8896446
>pajeet
>goldwatch
>cutting chicken with no gloves and a complete disregard for safety on the workspace.

why does it always fit

>> No.8897656
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How do I into making webms if I only have a Chromebook?

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>>8896733

>> No.8897691

>>8897656

>moving a knife into your hand like that

hope he dies

>> No.8897695

>>8896733

In the future, strongly consider ending your life.

>> No.8897714

>>8896725
it is old bartender tradition from time when ice was delivered in huge blocks as these, bartenders had to carve ice cubes by hand and more skill and flair you put into it more customers you got.

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>> No.8897735

>>8897727

HOLD THE FUCKING CHEESE THE OTHER WAY TO THE HOT DOG SO IT ALL GETS ON THE DOG AND NOT SPILLING OUT OVER THE BUN.

Fucking animals.

>> No.8897739

>>8897691
He's a gaming YouTuber who recently started a cooking channel. He's an awful cook but it's endearing in a way.

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>> No.8897745

>>8897727
The cheese-hotdog alignment is triggering me.

>> No.8897747

>>8897691
>Being a spazoid with poor motor skills

I pity you

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>> No.8897752

>>8897741
Mmm ah yes the piss an shit platter served inside of an old trash bag. Just like mom used to make.

>> No.8897753

>>8897741

What is that? Looks mighty tasty (and fattening)

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>> No.8897757

>>8897747

>being a nigger for (you)s

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>>8897754
>that pan rocking to toss the food

I love this, I'm scared of tossing shit in a normal pan half the time.

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>> No.8897766

>>8897757
>a bloo bloo mommy said if I cut this way I make ouchie

just neck yourself senpai

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>> No.8897779

>>8896761
end it at 22 seconds and its perfect

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>> No.8897811

>>8897783
>>8897789
living in socal, theres a ton of dumpy mexican places here.
it being cinco de mayonnaise , i kinda want to go out and find a place where i can eat this shit.

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>> No.8897819

>>8897815
What the fuck is that thing?

>> No.8897821

>>8897674
That deconstructed Klondike Bar looks pretty fucking fresh

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>> No.8897830

>>8897801

FUCK I wish I could cut onions like this

>> No.8897838

>>8897819

I think it's a lugworm.

>> No.8897842

>>8897838
Do people eat them?

>> No.8897847

>>8897825
how does he get out?

>> No.8897851

>>8897842

I honestly don't know. I imagine they make for great bait out on the water.

>> No.8897858

>>8897847
He can't without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all first.

>> No.8897859

>>8897851
Good point, that definitely makes more sense than catching them to eat

>> No.8897865

>>8897819
>>8897842
its a tiny razor clam.

i think people forget that clams have long ass syphons

>> No.8897869

>>8897865
oh damn, I didn't even know clams had siphons

>> No.8897874

>>8897865

Thanks for clarifying :)

>> No.8897888

>>8895651
>what is this collarless fuck doing?
Making bored housewives; panties wet.

>> No.8897900

>>8897847
Through the back door.

>> No.8897936

>>8896756
what the fuck

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>>8897727

>> No.8897951

>>8897674
>SPAM
>uncooked, even
fuck off

>> No.8897970

>>8897764
wtf

>> No.8897995

>>8895692
James is absolutely insufferable but at least he makes an effort to show food that is uncommon.

>> No.8898020

>>8897783
>>8897789

why would people go to a restaurant to eat prison food?

>> No.8898023

>>8896797
>dat repetitive motion injury that makes you live in pain for the rest of your life

Working in a slaughterhouse fucks you up big time, there's a neat french documentary on it, the guys are pretty much wrecks because of the work they do.

>> No.8898039

>>8897741
>He keeps using a scissor

Is this supposed to be triggering?

>> No.8898200

>>8893634
just bend your fingers instead

>> No.8898230

>>8896732
That's so relaxing to watch. I need to watch that before bed while I listen to asmr.

>> No.8898231

>>8897691
Its a plastic egg cutting knife

>> No.8898234

>>8897754
Plot twist - its a normal sized pan.

>> No.8898238

>>8897727
How can one be so spatially challenged

>> No.8898249

>>8896446
this is worse than those climbing videos

>> No.8898251

>>8897772
Fucking retard. Those spaghetti noodles obviously touched the floor in the beginning.

>> No.8898264

>>8898251
>spaghetti
Pls read a book

>> No.8898266

>>8897764
he should just invest in a microwave

>> No.8898288

>>8898251

My kitchen floor is clean enough I would eat off of it.

>> No.8898290

>>8897758
god why are asians so based

>> No.8898292

>>8896222

That haggard old fat cunt is a 10/10 in the US

>> No.8898293

>>8898251
yeah chinks always fuck with your food just for the hell of it

>> No.8898294

>>8897825
This nigga keeps fucking up the filename.

>> No.8898301
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>>8897806

>> No.8898304

>>8898231
Are you memeing? Farberware makes shitty plastic kitchen knives but they're still pretty sharp.

>> No.8898338

>>8898301
>DUDE SHITTY PIZZA LMAO

>> No.8898353

>>8898338
>DUDE 'TTY 'ZA LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF

>> No.8898354

>>8897674
hahaha are those combos

>> No.8898358

>>8898354
>>8897674
AND bugles???

>> No.8898371

>>8897727
do we blame the one scraping or the one holding the hot dog?

>> No.8898374
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>>8898371

>> No.8898390

>>8896512
Not sure why people post this, that's not even 2 shots of vodka tbqh

>> No.8898392

>>8896690

this forever and ever

>> No.8898395

>>8898301
I wanna put my dick in her mouth

>> No.8898398

>>8898238
Just be american

>> No.8898409
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8898409

>>8898390

>> No.8898414

>>8897758
Physics engine goes to shit at the end?

>> No.8898424

>>8897674
>combos on fish sticks
shit dish

>> No.8898426

>>8898409

Um... That's not the joke, though.

You're probably too young to remember what Sandra Lee was like. Her entire show made her out to be a lazy, drunken housewife, who wanted to put as little effort into cooking as possible - but at least the table setting was nice and there was PLENTY of cocktails to go around, regardless of the time of day.

>> No.8898430

>>8898390

Right, it's more like 6.

>> No.8898432

>>8898426
Her alcoholic tendencies and overmeasurements have been an inside joke for many years.

>> No.8898438

>>8896719
THICC

>> No.8898445

>>8898430
Maybe for a lightweight americANO
Not for a big European guy

>> No.8898451

>>8898445

Are shotglasses larger in Europe? Because anywhere you go in America a shot is a shot is a shot.

>> No.8898496

>>8898451

>a shot is a shot is a shot

Though 1.5 oz is the most common, "a shot" is not a real measurement, and it's up to the particular bar to decide how much they want to serve.

>> No.8898504

>>8894185
> that tongue
He's a reptile

>> No.8898522

>>8898496

Well sure, but like you said almost everyone understands that a shot is 1.5 oz as the accepted standard. I just needed to call out the Euro shitposter who isn't even doing a good job.

>> No.8898538

>>8897674

>red bull in the wine glass

gets me every time

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>> No.8898557

>>8898538

Well it's scientifically proven that every drink tastes better from a glass.

>> No.8898562

>>8897951

t. muslim

>> No.8898563

>>8897081
Delicious mermaid ass

>> No.8898568

>>8894148
To add additional flavor. Why do you spice anything?

>> No.8898582

>>8897806
Never had a pizza like that, are they as good as they look?

>> No.8898587

>>8898294

grumpy_the_dwarf_commanding_his_cardboard_crate_village.flv

>> No.8898590

>>8898557
Well it's scientifically proven that every 40 tastes better in plastic.

>> No.8898618

>>8897748
looks like he fucking hates chicken

>> No.8898626

>>8895503
They're making sandwiches the next day.

>> No.8898627

>>8897691
Most of my knives are shit, I would absolutely cut an egg like that.

>> No.8898629

>>8893562

that looks so fucking good holy shit

>> No.8898633

>>8893562
>webm with "le epic youtuber reaction face" not edited out

Fuck off

>> No.8898635

>>8898582
giordanos is trash compared to other places for that sort of thing but it's stil alright

>> No.8898640

>>8898635

Giordanos is perfectly fine though if you're gonna eat one Chicago pizza you go to Exchequer.

>> No.8898641

>>8898562
t. fat fuck with 15 more years to live

>> No.8898667

>>8897970
the mythbusters tested this i think

>> No.8898673

>>8896728
I will not because I have some fucking self respect and don't need to watch some retard flail about to validate my cooking skills.

>> No.8898682

>>8897822
what is that?

>> No.8898698

>>8898371
>>8897727
It looks like the cheese is held in place on some contraption and the sweatshirt arm attached to the hot dog doesn't seem like foodservice attire, so it's probably the fault of hot dog holder. I can understand though, he probably noticed the problem as the cheese started but didn't want to seem anxious and bother the cheese by twisting it.

>> No.8898704

>>8898641

oh you're an angry muslim vegan

meat helps balance hormones mr prissypants

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>>8897806

>> No.8898712

>>8898682
you've never had Instant Cold Cuts?

>> No.8898734

>>8894590
Not that guy, but really?

Just look at the word "epic", for example.
Got used a little too often. Maybe a LOT too often. Now when you hear the word "epic", do you really think that the thing in question is going to be amazing on a grand scale, or do you just roll your eyes and think "Oh, right, another "epic" thing amongst the thousands this week that are epic in name only."

>> No.8898739

>>8898734
What the fuck are you talking about

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>>8897714
I'd forgotten that bartenders tapping away with ice picks used to be a thing. Cosy sound, shame /ck/ doesn't allow audio.

>> No.8898748

>>8896761
I'm gonna cum

>> No.8898756

>>8893562
God, I hate this fucking faggot. I hope he gets cancer and dies a slow and painful death.

>> No.8898765

>>8894123
I hope he injrues himself fatally one of those days and suffers for 8 hours till he eats shit and dies until someone finally finds his bloated fat corpse.

>> No.8898770

>>8898682
candy

>> No.8898772

>>8897874
you see dead ones (i.e. just the shell) all over the beach in bongistan :)

>> No.8898781

>>8896407
It's no single thing alone, it's the perfect storm:
>Fat guy
>Hairy
>Slob
>No taste in food
>Obviously eats a lot
>Eats a lot of really shitty food
>Takes excessively huge bites where his mouth is so full he can't close it without slopping mouth-debris everywhere
>Takes pride in his eating habits, has no shame
>That fat tongue lolling out to scoop an even bigger too-much-for-a-mouthful bite into his hairy, corpulent gob
>Just fucking dripping and slopping the most disgusting, unhealthy, poorly-cooked, overly-sweet-or-salty foods that he "cooked" and is proud of, in, around, and out of his fat fucking hairy old mouth as he loudly chews and sucks on it like some fucking dumb obese farm animal
>And recording it all on camera in HD to upload to the internet for the whole world to see
If we weren't all so jaded already, Jack would be a god damn nightmare.

>> No.8898806

>>8898548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwROPN3Fir8

>> No.8898838

>>8898781
It's hilarious. If Jack were a troll, he'd be a 10/10 troll but he's completely serious and confident in the fact that he's a great cook when the fact of the matter is that he's simply a fat slob who enjoys eating with no regard to what it actually is, he's like a real life Tim and Eric character or some shit

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>>8898838
>real life Tim and Eric character

>> No.8898895

>>8898781
Sounds like you're describing Joey too. Literally unwatchable.

>> No.8899005

>>8897741
That's just silly.

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>> No.8899094

>>8898020
Aping the peasantry has long been a pastime of the bored and jaded ruling class. It feels thrilling to act and eat shit.

>> No.8899131

>>8898424
mozzarella sticks i think

>> No.8899138

>>8898020
>>8899094
It's a trend in Mexico that's popular among school children

It's not eaten by any ruling class let alone adults, and it's not sold at restaurants, it's sold at stands

>> No.8899222

>>8896719
whats the name of that cake? is it castella?

>> No.8899238

>>8896891
>to be less jaded than the other guy that replied to you; I believe the idea of a huge chunk of ice is that it waters down the drink slower than regular/more/smaller ice cubes.
>Something to do with surface area, spheres are the best iirc

With how much space in the glass that hunk o ice takes up, the drink would be like a fucking 2 shots worth anyway, how fucking long could you possibly nurse that?

>> No.8899243

>>8899238

Have you been to a bar? It's not like they fill your entire glass with whiskey if you ask for it neat.

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>>8896690
The best thing about retard jack is how he triggers autistic baboons like this

>> No.8899266

>>8899243
I drink out of the bottle

>> No.8899271

>>8899266

See now that's just uncivilized, I at least pour my cheap vodka into my Rainbow Dash pint glass first.

>> No.8899273

>>8899250
He's like a fatter, more mentally retarded, male version of Sandra Lee.

So no wonder he triggers people.

>> No.8899278

>>8894415
Rest in peace Auntie Fee

>> No.8899289

>>8899271
I'm more of a Pinkie Pie guy myself, should invest in a Pinkie Pie drinking vessel of some sort

>> No.8899291

>>8896512
I love Aunt Sandy, she can't really cook but she can decorate the fuck out of a tablescape

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8899293

>>8899289
Well it was a present so I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

>> No.8899295

>>8896756
wizard!

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8899301

>>8899289
Fuck, I might get one myself. They're on amazon with prime shipping.

>> No.8899302

>>8899273
And he is a teetotaler if you can believe that. Can't even use alcohol as an excuse

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8899314

>>8899301
>Pinkie Pie
>Mug

What are you 12?

>> No.8899317

>>8899301
White > Pink > Orange > Purple > Yellow > Blue

>> No.8899323

>>8899301
That's a nice looking one, I would certainly enjoy something like that but I'm saving my remaining money from the last holiday season/birthday for a MLP The Movie movie ticket and some inevitable movie merch. Maybe when my birthday rolls around again in November I will purchase one.

>> No.8899335

>>8897806
Americans put way too much cheese in their pies. Could be good though.

>> No.8899336

>>8899314
Mugs are the way to go. They can fit way more alcohol so you can drink away your loneliness more quickly and less obviously.

>>8899317
I wish the amazon listing I found had all of them, but redbubble has a lot of options. It's just more expensive, though.

>>8899323
That one is less than $12. But, they're probably going out of stock soon. I hope you enjoy the movie c:

>> No.8899341

>>8894323
>

>> No.8899351

>>8899335
It's chicago style, so it's supposed to be an artery-clogging amount of cheese. I personally like a thin crust with light cheese.

>> No.8899355

>>8899314
Darling didn't you know drinking alcohol ages one something dreadful darling, and it's not good for your liver darling nonononono that simply won't do

>> No.8899356

>>8898744
holding the entire thing in his hands..prolly cold as fuck
puts it in a fucking towel...gonna have a bunch of fluff/dust on it
is just a shitty uneven/rocky sphere

he should kill himself

>> No.8899364

>>8899355

Actually a glass of wine a day is good for you, I just happen to take my weekly allotment of glasses all on Saturday night.

>> No.8899380

>>8899356
He's a cocksucker

>> No.8899387

>>8899222
I'm not certain, but I think perhaps it's japanese cotton cheesecake

>> No.8899404

>>8899387
thank you, anon. it looks good

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8899406

>>8898673
does a chinese guy cutting some Kobe beef make you feel worse about your cooking skill?
I'm guessing it doesn't...
You're a lot like a potato chip, chippy, just real small and real salty

>> No.8899414

>>8894308
>shitty cuts
>randomly slams the blade against the cutting board for no reason
>all the salt just blew away in the wind
this is top notch /ck/ material

>> No.8899417

>>8898426
>Um... That's not the joke, though.

>she says two shots of vodka
>straight up just pours vodka for a couple of seconds

yeah, thats the joke you dumb nig nog.
the joke is that she says 2 shots but really its more like 10 shots.

>> No.8899431

>>8896732
I would like to see a webm like this but of a penis becoming erect. Also if it went back and forth (unerect to erect and back), that would be great.

>> No.8899438

>>8894415
underrated

>> No.8899538

>>8899431

I'm pretty sure you can find plenty of penis webms on /gif/ or /hm/.

>> No.8899559

>>8897081
I bet a fish that big tastes bland as shit.

>> No.8899584

>>8899250
The texture of that is really difficult to imagine in all the worst ways.

>> No.8899610

>>8896740
they make it seem so easy

>> No.8899611

>>8899610
If you took an action and repeated it 60 times a day for years you could do it easily too.

>> No.8899624

>>8899611

I'm 100% sure I'd be better at it after the first week.

>> No.8899625

>>8897764
what am I supposed to be seeing here?

>> No.8899629

>>8899625
Popcorn being made in some type of primitive pressure cooker.

>> No.8899639

>>8897758

>that smile at the end
Fucker knew he was on camera

>> No.8899650

>>8897758
Japanese eggs are always so wet and jiggly

Why is Japanese food so obsessed with the wet, squishy, jiggly, and slimey? Is their entire mentality towards everything based on the traits of sea life?

>> No.8899661

>>8899650
So you eat dry overcooked eggs?

>> No.8899668

>>8899650
>based on the traits of sea life?

And bukkake.

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8899671

>>8894308

>> No.8899672

>>8899414
>>8895651
Seriously this. He looks like some college age hipster who was hired for diversity reasons, trying to paint him out to be some sort of elite ethnic grill master of some kind.

I can tell that restaurant sucks balls.

>> No.8899699

>>8896719
why is my dick getting hard?

>> No.8899709

>>8894308
This guy is the Travis Barker of cooking

>> No.8899717

>>8898398
how's that mental complex going for you

>> No.8899723

>>8896756
WHAT

>> No.8899739
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>>8899699
because those cakes are thicccccc

>> No.8899774

>>8899364
That reads like a middle aged woman's Facebook status

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8899778

>>8899774

haha, yeah. I mean, I'm totally not one if that's what you're saying...

>> No.8899810

>>8898266
yeah he can plug it right in to the curb.

>> No.8899833

>>8896222
I got to meet her, she's really nice

>> No.8899873

>>8899739
the egg squirting apparatus concerns me.

>> No.8900149

>>8897783
I NEED some dorilocos right fucking now

>> No.8900198

>>8896446
>No apron
>No hairnet
>No gloves
>A fucking gold watch

>> No.8900207

>>8897691
It's dull ass farberware, don't worry.

>> No.8900512

>>8897748
https://youtu.be/1MfpwRkuQQk

>> No.8900537

>>8895514
yet bitches love it and you just hating on 4chan :^)

>> No.8900554

>>8897282
They actually have super fancy metal presses to melt ice down to spheres.

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