/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8892571]

Who here loves KFC? Just give me two pieces Original recipe, mashed potatoes and gravy with a biscuit. The perfect meal.

[Anonymous No.8892575]

I prefer extra crispy.

[Anonymous No.8892576]

Is this all this board is? Shitposting and alcoholics?

[Anonymous No.8892577]

>>8892576

there are some actually cooking threads but most people here don't cook

[Anonymous No.8892581]

>>8892576
Smell my breath it smell of booze and BK lol

[Anonymous No.8892650]

My farts always smell horrible after KFC

[Anonymous No.8892657]

>>8892576
Did you expect most posters to be culinary experts on fucking 4chan? You're a legitimate retard.

[Anonymous No.8892661]

>>8892576
Pretty much, we have alcoholic generals.

[Anonymous No.8892695]

>>8892661
Just like the U.S. Army

[Anonymous No.8892697]

I liked KFC before it was called KFC. Yum! Brands fucked over a lot of fairly decent fast food chains in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.8892711]

KFC always gives me the worst stomach ache, which is strange because no other fast food does that to me

[Anonymous No.8892717]

>>8892711
You might be allergic to the shicken seasoning mix they use. Or you're just a fag with a weak immune system.

[Anonymous No.8892724]

>>8892717
or maybe its just shitty extremely greasy food

[Anonymous No.8892732]

I think it's the latter, don't have kids that will inherit your deficiency.

[Anonymous No.8892733]

>>8892571
I find KFC sickeningly salty, and I love salty food

[Anonymous No.8892751]

>>8892733

how much fucking salt is there in what OP described? it's got to be at least 50% of his daily intake, don't forget the extra large sweet drink OP is guzzling, jfc.

[Anonymous No.8892881]

>>8892571
>Not paying 8 bucks for the all you can eat buffet

fucking casual

[Anonymous No.8892904]

>>8892576
I'm an alcoholic who cooks. Does that help? At least I don't shitpost.

[Anonymous No.8892949]

>>8892571
found the nigger

[Anonymous No.8892963]

>>8892576

[Anonymous No.8892966]

>>8892571
Did you also get a cookie?
This shit costs like $8-9 USD. Why?

[Anonymous No.8893011]

>>8892577
>there are some actually cooking threads but most people here don't cook
Seems about right, most of /k/ don't own guns and most of /pol/ know nothing of politics.

[Anonymous No.8893015]

>>8892571
There is nothing perfect about KFC but my guilty pleasure is using mashed potato and gravy as a dipping sauce for fries.

Shitloads of salt and wasted carbs though so I only do it about once every six months.

[Anonymous No.8893020]

>>8892963
How long did it take you to cook that? Looks good. Can you share the recipe please?

[Anonymous No.8893171]

their coleslaw just does it for me

[Anonymous No.8893384]

Twister box with extra corncob for me please

[Anonymous No.8893506]

>>8892571
Holy shit that us kfc looks good tier compared to the UK.

[Anonymous No.8893514]

KFC and Long john silvers is really the only places I go out to eat. Mainly, because they are better than what I can cook at home. I guess I don't have good enough fryer equipment.

[Anonymous No.8893538]

>>8892571
I wish there was an ad-block feature on this board.

[Anonymous No.8893620]

>>8893538

[Anonymous No.8893625]

>>8892881
>Kentucky has buffets
>none around me
What a cruel world I live in where I want to get diabetes but can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.8893645]

>>8892881
Only 8 bucks? No way they aren't losing money on this

[Anonymous No.8893656]

I like the buffet but
>mfw when no cold leftover leg from the fridge at midnight

[Anonymous No.8894752]

>>8893656
Be like me and get a snackie box for home

[Anonymous No.8894858]

>>8892571
For me, it's the Georgia Gold chicken. The best fast food chicken.

[Anonymous No.8894899]

>>8892576
Just don't participate in the fast food advertising threads.

[Anonymous No.8895932]

>>8892571
I'm like the only person I know who really likes it. Everyone around me considers it the worst fried chicken place, but it's probably my personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.8895946]

For me, it's KKC
The best convenience store fried chicken with faygo.

[Anonymous No.8895957]

>>8892650
msg

[Anonymous No.8895986]

>>8892695
lel

[Anonymous No.8896017]

>>8892576

Uhhhh

[Anonymous No.8896028]

>>8896017

Fetal alcoholics don't count

[Anonymous No.8896037]

Popeyes is superior, yet it's even more nig tier than KFC.

[Anonymous No.8896043]

Any anons here ever been to a KFC that had an open buffet?

A friend of mine moved to Florida and lost his shit because there was one down there, even took a video as evidence.

[Anonymous No.8896078]

>>8894752
>sesame seed bun roll

How can you fuck up that bad?

[Anonymous No.8896122]

>>8892571
Why does their mac and cheese taste like literally nothing? Do they use a special kind of ghost cheese?

[Anonymous No.8896346]

>>8892724
no im pretty sure its faggotry

[Anonymous No.8896351]

>>8892881
Where the fuck does KFC have an all you can eat buffet? That sounds amazing

[Anonymous No.8896358]

>>8892571

kfc is so expensive compared to like any grocery store fast food chicken.

I can get 8 pieces for 8bucks at safeway or fredmeyers compared to the like double that at kfc.

[Anonymous No.8896367]

[Anonymous No.8896371]

>>8896351
website. Has a "find local kfc's" with all-you-can eat filter.

[Anonymous No.8896377]

>>8896367
Zinger stacker is shit m8 let it go already
Normal zinger is much better, and easier to handle

Zinger stacker is for poofs

[Anonymous No.8896393]

>>8896377

ur shit

[Anonymous No.8896398]

>>8896367
A double chicken sandwich is to much honestly. A double cheeseburger works at Mcdonyays because of how thin the patties are. But a chicken fillet is just too think for that.

[Blizzard Staff No.8896513]

>>8892576
this is shill from kfc, mcdonalds and subway, they spam ads here and think noone notices.

[Anonymous No.8896540]

>>8896398
Try gently removing your tampon then eating the Stacker.

[Anonymous No.8896576]

They changed the gravy recipe. It doesn't taste as salty/fatty as it did in the 90's.

And for that reason I am out.

They fucked up a lot of things in the 90's. Their new crispy coating, then the crispy fries and now their watered down gravy.

[Anonymous No.8896585]

>>8892571
This looks disgusting. The colours.. Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.8896588]

>>8896576
I like their Nashville hot chicken and that other golden one. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.8896597]

>>8896576
it took you that long to call them out? 90s were over 17 years ago.

[Anonymous No.8896640]

>>8892571

That literally looks like turds with a pot of diarrhoea.

[Anonymous No.8897025]

What's the best way to eat leftover KFC? I have some from last night but dont know the best way to reheat it

[Anonymous No.8897029]

After working in a KFC I have never eaten there since. The chicken comes in plastic bags filled with an unknown liquid - presumably water and preservatives - and goes directly into the batter without being rinsed.

[Anonymous No.8897103]

>>8894858
I've actually tried this, and it's convinced me not to go back to KFC. The fried bit felt like paste in my mouth. Very strange. Is all KFC like this, or just that one?

[Anonymous No.8897110]

>>8892881
>not a single buffet KFC in ALL of massachusetts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.8897133]

>>8894858
Do they still have this? I'm only seeing the Nashville Hot on their website.

[Anonymous No.8897139]

>>8894858
>>8897133
Never mind, I see it now. Shit's great.

[Anonymous No.8897289]

>>8896351
The ones around me do, I'm in NC.

[Anonymous No.8897299]

KFC is pretty shit, but I'll give 'em credit for the zinger. That's one of the best fast food chicken sandwiches desu senpai

[Anonymous No.8897644]

>>8893384
I unironically will never forget the first time I had a Twister. Traveling up to my grandmas on the road with my dad when I was like 10. We stopped to take a piss and to grab lunch and it was one of those half gas station/half KFCs. My dad is a big fried chicken fan but I decided to switch it up and get this Twister thing. It was absolutely incredible. Weird how the most random of things make an impression on you when you're young.

[Anonymous No.8897668]

>>8892650
L O N D O N

[Anonymous No.8897671]

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[Anonymous No.8897692]

>>8897289
Yeah, the ones in MS all have them too. They're generally packed with a pretty even mix of fatass white trash and nignogs. Of couse we're the fattest state in the union, so there you go.

[Anonymous No.8898676]

I'm at the KFC buffet guys. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.8898692]

>>8898676
Take a panoramic shot of the interior of all the fatasses joining you.

[Anonymous No.8898783]

>>8898692
Not many people here right now. Surprisingly most of the employees are Caucasian.

[Anonymous No.8898785]

>>8892571
KFC has the worst mashed potatoes I've ever eaten.

[Anonymous No.8898809]

>>8898783
The aftermath. This is first time I've been to a buffet in like a decade. I'm full and I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.8898883]

>>8892571
KFC is garbage

Who the fuck thought that a bucket would be a good way to serve food? And that shit is so greasy it'll turn a sheet of printer paper completely clear in 15 minutes.

>'''''''''''biscuit'''''''''''''

Oh, American. Of course.

[Anonymous No.8898921]

>>8898883
>>'''''''''''biscuit'''''''''''''
>Oh, American. Of course.


>of course an American posting on an American image board about American food used the American definition of a word

wow, you sure showed him Mohammed

[Anonymous No.8898934]

>>8898783
>Surprisingly most of the employees are Caucasian.
Why? KFC is what white people think black people like.
Popeye's is what black people like.
Raising Cane's is what black people with taste like.

[Anonymous No.8898953]

>>8898809
Thanks for the panoramic. I appreciate you acting as the guinea pig and posting results, but try to do a water and juice fast for a day to clean that shit out of yourself.

[Anonymous No.8898981]

>>8898934
I don't have a Popeye's, Raising Cane's or Church's within an hour drive of my location. The only fried chicken joints around here are KFC and Based Bojangles.
>>8898953
I'm pretty sure the food already cleared itself out of my system. I had to take a massive runny squirting shit as soon as I made it home. I'm not used to eating really greasy food.

[Anonymous No.8899014]

[Anonymous No.8899299]

>>8898981
>take a massive runny squirting shit as soon as I made it home

topkek

[Anonymous No.8899331]

>>8892949
KFC is for aryans. Niggers go to Popeye's or Church's.

[Anonymous No.8900105]

Fuck, craving KFC bad. Extra crispy and mashed potatoes with gravy and a side of Corn on the Cob.

nothing beats it

[Anonymous No.8900111]

>>8899331
>Popeye's
stfu white boy. Churches is correct, popeyes is way too expensive for blacks. You would know this if you weren't dumb. Every popeyes i've been to regardless of north or south is rich white people or white trash with some money to waste.

[Anonymous No.8900116]

All the KFCs here within 30 miles were owned by the same franchise and he was shot by some guy on the bus so now they're closed and I have nowhere to get those godlike biscuits

[Anonymous No.8900383]

>all you can eat KFC buffets exist

Just when you think you've got America figured out they blow your mind.

[Anonymous No.8901103]

KFC gives me stomachaches when I eat it.
Usually I prefer Bojangles or Popeyes.
Now if I want good homestyle/soul food, there's a local restaurant that I mostly go to that has good fried fish, fried chicken, etc.

[Anonymous No.8901107]

>>8898981
>Based Bojangles

My man.

[Anonymous No.8901143]

>>8894858
WOO CRISPY

WOO TANGY

WOO HONEY MUSTARD

[Anonymous No.8901228]

>>8892571
Bring back the Double Down you pieces of shit

>one of your best selling items even on a global scale
>Americans are dumb and think bread is healither than protein
>lol ok we'll take it away

cunts

[Anonymous No.8901263]

>>8901228
Nice anime, nerd.

[Anonymous No.8901284]

>>8892571
>Who here loves KFC?
No, thanks. That pressure deep fryer forces oil under the skin, into the flesh, and just ruins the texture of the chicken. HORRIBLE.

I don't mind Publix fried chicken, however. Sunday's special Buttermilk fried chicken breasts at Cracker Barrel is pretty nice. Otherwise, I'd prefer to go grilled chicken place, like a peruvian, jamaican jerk, or other local choice.

[Anonymous No.8901598]

>>8897029
>unknown liquid
It's just brine you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.8901626]

>>8894752
You gotta be american cause those fries actually look okay. Kfc fries in uk are so shit its unreal. They're never crispy always anaemic fleshy sticks. Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8902166]

>>8892576
In order of appearance:
-some type of fast food sandwich, usually the mcchicken
-I don't like X food threads
-alc general
-yuropoor obsession threads
-I have X dollars a week what should I buy
-vegan shitposting
-gordon ramsey
-jack or joey shitposting
-tea threads
-mods being complete faggots

[Anonymous No.8902418]

>tfw you will never get to try KFC poutine

[Anonymous No.8902442]

>>8892571
kfc give me the liquid shits

popeyes is more bedder

[Anonymous No.8902489]

>>8902442
Popeyes has shitty side dishes and okay chicken

[Anonymous No.8902512]

Their potato wedges arouse me

[Anonymous No.8903968]

Going to KFC tomorrow, what should I order?

What's your favorite kfc order??

[Anonymous No.8903980]

>>8903968
10-piece honey BBQ wings and small mac-and-cheese.

[Anonymous No.8903983]

>>8903980
Sounds tasty. I might get a few of their godlike biscuits as well.

[Anonymous No.8904074]

>>8892571
what's in the cup ? some dip ?

[Anonymous No.8904080]

>>8892576
My liver hurts lol.

[Anonymous No.8904153]

>>8898921
Go enjoy your """"sandwich"""" and """"biscuit"""" for your """"entree"""" and don't forget to tip you stupid american

[Anonymous No.8904233]

>>8901626
kfc doesn't have fries in america

[Anonymous No.8904263]

>>8901626
Not him but that's Aussie KFC.

Our KFC do fucking awesome chips when they're properly seasoned. However they probably have the biggest discrepancy between good and bad of all the fast food chains.

When they're good, they're better than pretty much any chips on the market.

When they're bad I can barely eat three of them.

[Anonymous No.8904268]

I don't eat food with bones.

[Anonymous No.8905352]

>>8904268
That's why you get tendies

[Anonymous No.8905380]

>>8904233
what the fuck?
here in mexico they serve you everything with french fries on kfc, even when you already order mashed potatoes they give you small fries

[Anonymous No.8905431]

>>8905380
They're trying to fatten you up so you can't climb the wall, Pedro.

[Anonymous No.8905589]

Last time I ate KFC, I woke up to a major indigestion, spent all morning spraying puke and burning liquid shit from both ends and even had to miss work because of how nauseated I was feeling
0/10, never again

[Anonymous No.8905604]

>>8904268
>not buying Banquet 8 piece frozen fried chicken so you can find the guaranteed spinal cord in every box and chew on it.

[Anonymous No.8905711]

>>8904233
Yes they do. Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.8907732]

For me it's the KFC Big Crunch. The best fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8907775]

>>8902489
>Popeyes has shitty side dishes
you couldnt be more wrong you faggot nigger
all the side dishes at popeyes are better
better biscuits
better fries
better mash potatoes
AND THEY GOT
red beans and rice
green beans
corn on the cob

you are a retard of epic proportions

[Anonymous No.8908062]

>>8905711
Not that anon but I've never seen a kfc with fries. They have potato wedges.

[Anonymous No.8908296]

>>8892576
Alchoholics overun the shitposters

[Anonymous No.8909023]

>kfc potato and gravy

I love me some Colonel Sanders, despite how fucking gross it is, but that shit is so fucking disgusting not even I can stomach it.