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british food thread?

>> No.8888247
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>>8888241

>> No.8888344

You forgot about the traditional Sunday baked dinner.

>> No.8888358

thats a pork pie, why are there birds anon

>> No.8888365

>>8888358
It's a prop from a dumb kids show

>> No.8888371
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>>8888241
The classic British fish taco

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>>8888241

>> No.8888618

>>8888371
>classic British taco

Your troll game is weak, your knowledge stems from the bubble that is your shit little life. In relative terms reddit lost nothing of value.

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explain this!

>> No.8888663

>>8888241
Have we sunk so low that we now reference nursery rhymes as fact?

>> No.8888733

>>8888657
Cooked bread in bread, retard.

>> No.8888742

>>8888657

Its a traditional Monday supper since the year of 1352

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>> No.8888747

>>8888365
>>8888618
>>8888663
>>8888733

why are britbabbies so defensive about their toddler food?

>> No.8888761

>>8888747
It is not toddler food as it can only be served to royalty, although most refuse to eat it now as being attacked by the live birds tends to ruin the experience.

>> No.8888776

>>8888761

by devil these little blighters are buggering my gastrological respite, they're right rubbish they are

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>>8888241
We Brits know our traditional dishes are poverty food, So we set out taking over nearly the entire world, took their dishes and then gave them back their countrys after we were done.

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>>8888784

oh so that's why ever street corner in the world sells revolting meat poptarts you delusional fogdweller

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>>8888793
>Meat poptarts

What did he mean by this?

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>>8888744

>> No.8888808

>my landmass is better than your landmass
The /pol/ is strong in this one.
Truth is that the while western world eats shit. Check out Cambodian food markets on YouTube. Fresh, locally grown and organic, always. Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.

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>>8888805
Fuck me sideways thats so British.

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>> No.8888857

>>8888808

why is reddit so obsessed with pol?

do they have a crush on them as well as boys?

>> No.8888871

>>8888823

So much shit tier food in one small picture.
Not even paupers in most of the world eat that poorly.

Island apes are true scum, the niggers of Europe.

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>>8888871
I dont think you know what Europe is.

>> No.8888886

British food is good

>> No.8888893
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>>8888810
>Fuck me sideways
might not be legal m8

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>> No.8888937

>>8888934
I love that they have to tell Americans how to pronounce it.

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>>8888929
>0.1% fat skimmed milk

>> No.8888945

>>8888937

it's war-shess-tur-shy-ur, so not even the people who invented their own language can get it right you stupid bong

>> No.8888951

>>8888945
>war-shess-tur-shy-ur
except that's wrong you fucking idiot

>> No.8888956

>>8888942
Its UHT milk so it means it last forever but will taste like crap.

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>>8888945

>mfw hearing americans say it this way

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>>8888945
>shy-ur

Lets pop on down to the war-shess-tur-shy-ur

>> No.8888991

>>8888747
Can't handle the bantz

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>>8888893
>spanking
>facesitting
WHAT WHY
>potentially life-endangering

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>>8888945

>> No.8888998

>>8888893
>face sitting
>female ejaculation
>banned
Why live

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>>8888951
>>8888986
>>8888988
>>8888995

hey.

look at this fucking bottle.

read it.

or have your eyes degraded too much after so many generations of inbreeding

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>>8889032

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>>8888893
Odd. Y'all seem eager to take it in the ass.

>> No.8889069

>>8889032

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qFVV0Enoxw

>> No.8889074

>>8888893

> female ejaculation
> banned

It's about time they make porn more realistic

>> No.8889094
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>>8889032
stop dude you're making us look bad and we don't need the help

>> No.8889104

>>8889036
epic bantz xD

>> No.8889138

>>8889069
Fucking kek, is that you?

>> No.8889143
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>> No.8889155

>>8889032
>Americlaps trying to tell the English how to speak English

pottery

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>>8889032
>americlaps calling english inbred

Pretty certain you have laws allowing inbreeding where as here it is an offense.

>> No.8889211

Found out today that one of the 2 actual pasty shops in Leeds is close enough to visit on my break. I'm definitely dying young.

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>>8889166
>We have laws against inbreeding and you don't

I wonder why

>> No.8889247

>>8888808
I have a friend living over there for charity work.
They eat insects as luxury food, can barely find grade D meat, the markets sell out of icing for cakes within the day they get them and they get more in about once a month.
The food situation is a joke over there.
>Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.
You're an idiot, huh?

>> No.8889256

>>8889240
>country gets conquered and colonized three times
>inbred
The opposite would be true if anything.

>> No.8889264
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America has more states that allow first cousin marriage than allow gay marriage

>> No.8889274

>>8889166
Pretty sure no country allows inbreeding legally, except your own 'royalty'

>> No.8889298

>>8889143
jesus christ, is this real?

>> No.8889301

>>8889298
It is just really cheap pate at 25p a jar, real poverty food.

>> No.8889326

>>8889264
>every state allows gay marriage now
>most states dont allow 1st cousin marriage
what did he mean by this?

>> No.8889344

>>8889264
Gay marriage was upheld in all states by the supreme court

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>>8889298
>>8889143
My parents still buy this

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>>8889240

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>>8889298
It's pretty much just a cheap version of pate, you get better brands than that but it's mostly just food for the elderly/very poor.
I've had it and the fish ones are surprisingly quite nice for what they are.

>> No.8889392

>>8888808
>Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.
congratulations, you managed to be even more retarded than /pol/

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>>8889298
It's not really that different to the great American "Food Product"

>> No.8889397

>>8889138
Who else?

>> No.8889399

>>8889394
>potted
That's not American, dunce

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>> No.8889437

>>8889399
>He doesn't think "Potted Meat" is 100% American

It's as American as washing meat in peroxide.

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>> No.8889443

>>8888615

> one giant umami bomb

10/10 would grub on.

>> No.8889449

>>8889402
oi mate jellied eels are well pukka

get meself a few on eh way down to the bull's ed for a couple jars

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>>8889449
right on bruv, me mum always made stargazy pie for sunday roast. Blimey, the food was always a real corker!

Rule Britannia

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>> No.8889556

>>8889512
Brits using brown mustard? I don't think so.

>> No.8889596

>>8889512
Noice. Just put that under the grill for a fiver and you'll be golden.

>> No.8889600

>>8889556
Pretty sure that's english mustard (yellow), just that the photo is a bit washed out.
>>8889596
Fiver is £5, not five minutes. At least get the terminology correct anon.

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>>8889600
Haha I really got my lollies from this post! Hoho! I trolled you, my loo! I chuffed you to bits! Don't go to spare on me, matey!

>> No.8889660

>>8889143
>tfw my parents used to actually feed me this shit

>> No.8889683

>>8889660
Mine too, I still have nightmares about the "salmon" one.

>> No.8889695

>>8889683
>tfw my family is god awful at cooking
They make damn good cakes though. But I think generally that's the only culinary art brits are best at - cakes and sponges etc.

>> No.8889705

>>8889695
My dad made great pies but my mother could fuck up even beans on toast, I promised myself never to feed anyone the shit I ate growing up.

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>>8889705
Yea its a shame. Women are meant to be good at cooking but my ma, nan even great grandma cant cook for shit. so much that all I do is follow internet recipes and am known as the chef in the family

I still like a dirty sausage n chips with vinegar and ketchup from time to time though

>> No.8889726

>>8889512
This looks Scandiwegian

>> No.8889731

>>8889610

What kind of cancer are you

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I can't believe I forgot this gem.

>> No.8889756

>>8888823
No chips

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>>8889731
What kind of cancer are YOU?

>> No.8889761

>>8889705
My dad is a great cook too, but he worked and so my mum was the cook and she wasnt very good, cooks the moisture out of everything.

>> No.8889765

>>8888945
Nah.
Think chinaman saying rooster.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOJj5xh0uG0

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>> No.8889790

>>8888241
It's funny because most people in England don't give a fuck about food so they eat utter shite.
I won't defend any of this crap food, but I will say the demand for it is driven by the working classes.

>> No.8889797

>>8888893
>spanking
The fuck this is like a staple for brits isnt it?

>> No.8889802

>>8888934
>>8888937
>>8888945
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "woosher" sauce