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Anonymous Tue May 2 17:05:45 2017 No.8886066 [Reply] [Original]

What did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:12:27 2017 No.8886100 File: 11 KB, 500x265, dude stop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not eating only purely ionized foods enjoy your permanently off-balance chi, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:16:21 2017 No.8886113 I bet you don't activate your almonds... baka tbqh senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:38:38 2017 No.8886202 >2017 >not activating your almonds >not ionizing your pancakes >not using pink Himalayan or Celtic salt What are you, some kind of stone age reject?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:40:17 2017 No.8886213 Sounds like a great way to consume airborne pollutants, maybe the nu-health bullshit is switching into natural selection mode

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:48:44 2017 No.8886249 >>8886066 >What did they mean by this? >> They're braindead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:07:08 2017 No.8886316 >>8886249 >projecting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:25:39 2017 No.8886859 File: 23 KB, 720x515, 1478206773279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I ionize my activated almonds? Am I poisoning myself if my activated food isn't ionized?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:29:21 2017 No.8886876 >>8886316 >a fool in a house of mirrors

Anonymous Wed May 3 00:35:04 2017 No.8887742

>>8886859

Not ionizing your food means you're constantly at a lower level of neural activity than everyone else since impulses rely on electrical activity. It's basically nature's nootropic, and significantly increases brain function as well as overall cognitive ability.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:44:00 2017 No.8887773 >not ionizing your pancakes or alkalizing your water I bet you faggots eat gluten too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:47:49 2017 No.8887786 >>8887742 This is like some bizarro version of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law, except instead of the science fiction being indistinguishable from magic, it's indistinguishable from bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 09:32:18 2017 No.8889064 I take showers to de-ionize myself instead. Can't sleep well with static all over my butt and heart wools. This is probably why you neets are so depressed, no de-ionizing showers every day.

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