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What would your last meal be?

>> No.8883573

Bisquick pancakes
Thick crispy bacon
Butter
Syrup
Grilled cheese
Fried egg

They would have to let me make them myself though or bring in my daughter to cook my final meal, no one else would get the grilled cheese right.

>> No.8883575

6 gallons of distilled water

>> No.8883576

Nothing, because I live in Texas.

>> No.8883587

My own tongue

>> No.8883590
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>>8883552
my nigga

>> No.8883596

>>8883552
McChicken

>> No.8883991

big fucking paella i put on a protective suit and lie in the middle of it eating it over the course of 8 hours

somehow get soft shell crab involved as a bonus

wash it down with ice cold peach ice tea

>> No.8884090

bowl of tabbouleh
bowl of moms chili
bowl of moms coleslaw (literally just cabage, salt, pepper, and vinegar)
gin and tonic
alfalfa sprouts
bowl of crab legs
cold mussels
shitton of shrimp

>> No.8884297

ur mothers minge

>> No.8884301

>>8883552
Caribbean breakfast.
Mangu, sasichon, fried eggs (still runny), fried queso blanco, piled with sauteed red onions.

>> No.8884304

Reminder they give you a 15 dollar limit if they still do it at all, so you can't fucking plan an 8 course meal or something
Most places it's just standard caf food.
The most common is "burger and fries"

>> No.8884322

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.8884324

Two large orange sodas and the rest in mcnuggets with a variety of sauces/mayo

>> No.8884425

>>8883552
2 pounds of raw, unroasted cahews.
1/2 pound of uncooked apple seeds.

>>8883575
Not quick enough.

>> No.8884433

ranch salad and ranch soup with a sprinkling of ranch dressing on top, fried ranch crisps dipped in more ranch dressing, and a nice warm glass of ranch to wash it all down with.

>> No.8884435

>>8884433
Dubs checked
>Midwesterner confirmed.

>> No.8884459

>>8883573
Its grilled cheese. Stop being a faggot.

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>> No.8884487

>>8883552
nothing because there is no death penalty in europe

>> No.8884498

>>8883552
Steak and Cheese sub from Seminole Subs
Chicken Philly from Miami Subs
Quiznos BLT

love me subs. they're perfect.

>> No.8884502

>>8884304
At least in Florida it's 40 bucks but yeah there's restrictions, it has to be easily available from short distance and you can't get alcohol or cigarettes.

>> No.8884637

Wendy's thicc buns ;)

>> No.8884645

shot of heroin, line of cocaine

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>>8883552
Swordfish with asparagus over basmati rice.

>> No.8884652

>>8884645
This but i want both in the same shot

>> No.8884673

>>8883552
Is there any combination of food that becomes poisonous when combined?

>> No.8884687

Sex with the Warden's daughter

>> No.8885324

>>8883552
Two number nines
Number 9 large
Number 6 with extra dip
Number 7
Two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

>> No.8885349

Poorly prepared Fugu

>> No.8885357

>>8884459
Hi there plebeian :)

What are you doing on a cooking board?

>> No.8885361

medium rare cheeseburger

5 al pastor tacos

two 20 oz cokes

>> No.8885464

>>8885357
Not jerking myself off over melted cheese between bread

>> No.8885485

>>8883576
No, it would be whatever you ate last, dipshit.

>> No.8885561

>>8884502
Why would they do that?

>> No.8886015
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>>8883552
One of everything from Wendy's

>> No.8886170

>>8884673
Sugar with pretty much anything.

>> No.8886282

>>8884301
forgot the salami

>> No.8886512

>>8883552

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.8886544

>>8883552
lobster roll with some pickled carrots on the side

>> No.8886566

A pot of coffee with cream and sugar. A loaf of fresh baked white bread still warm and a stick of room temperature salted butter.

>> No.8886822
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>>8884687
>the wardens daughters hot teen cunt
You my man have exquisite taste

>> No.8886839

>>8883552
80 mc chickens

>> No.8886887

A 1-1/2lb burger topped with smoked gouda, bacon, mayo, bbq sauce, onions, lettuce, and tomato with a huge side of onion rings and Burger King's zesty sauce.

>> No.8886984

>>8886015
Also with birch beer

>> No.8887180
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>>8883552

>> No.8887187

Improperly prepared blowfish so I can go out on my on accord.

>> No.8887314

>>8887187
>I'll eat peanut butter cuz allergies xD
>Ebin wIN!

>> No.8887331

>>8883552
Thats a pretty hard question to answer. It would probably depend on my mood at the time. But the desert would most likely be a bucket of chocolate pudding.

>> No.8887334

>>8887331
oh, and the pudding is laced with LSD

>> No.8887336

>>8887314
Hola reddit.

>> No.8887415

Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
Kraft Deluxe mac and cheese
Scrapple with American cheese and ketchup over fried white bread
Pad Thai

>> No.8887424

Chorizo and Potatoes
Fried Eggs
Refried Beans
Cotija cheese sprinkled all over
Tortillas

I could then die happy

>> No.8887597

A whole sheet of acid blotter

>> No.8887606

Finnish pancakes like I had as a child. And mb a baconator.

>> No.8887636

>Three tripas tacos with the tripas chrispy
>bottle of cheap gin and a jar of olives and pickled onions
>pack of American spirits
>bag of kettle corn
>mom's lemon cake
>can of skol mint
>beef n cheddar from Arby's with horse sauce.

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>>8883552

Pussy.

Why the fuck would I want actual food before being executed? You can eat pussy then fuck the shit out of it even if that's not part of the deal. You can't get charged for rape, and even if you do you're gonna be executed.

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>>8885561
because one asshole ordered a huge 3 course meal with like 3 steaks and two pastas and salads and then he took one bite and said he was not hungry anymore

>> No.8887822

Four cups of mashed potatoes.
A cup of cream gravy.
A bunch of buttermilk ranch dipping sauce.
Three bowls of that Mac and cheese from Boston market.
As much chicken express chicken tenders as they can legally give me.

I don't give a shit if it's autistic.

>> No.8887845

>>8885561
the state doesn't want to spend hundreds of dollars for the meals of people they have deemed unfit to live
taxpayers in a lot of states don't even want inmates to be able to take classes in prison, much less eat gourmet food

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>>8887803
It takes that one asshole to ruin it for everybody

>> No.8887898

>>8884304
>>8884502
>>8885561
>>8887803
I was wondering if one would be able to add the money they have left over from the commissar or donations to provide for the most extravagant dinner possible?

Like say you save you pennies a day for 20 years and your one rich cousin feels bad and adds in 300 dollars would they then allow you to just fucking munch on everything for hours?

>> No.8887906

>>8887898
probably just depend on how much the guards and people like you
which considering you're on death row might be a tough sell

>> No.8887908
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Nice fat ass on my face and nice thicc on my wee

>> No.8887922

>>8887906
I'm assuming it's against the rules but what if you ordered catering and let others have some?

>> No.8887927

>>8887922
how would you order catering from a prison cell