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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>ywn look this cool while cooking

>> No.8871249

>>8871241
He can jerk off over the food if he wants, but is it tasty at least?

>> No.8871293
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8871293

>>8871241
Imagine all the times he burnt or cut himself while practicing to be this good. Dedication friends.

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>> No.8871342

>>8871241
That man can handle my meat any day

>> No.8871361

>>8871241
every time he hits the knife against the surface I cringe a little

>> No.8871364

>>8871293

>this good

Wat?

He looks like a little kid who was allowed in the back of a real kitchen for the first time and is playing chef.

>> No.8871412

>>8871364
No he doesn't. There's theatrics but the knife work is fine. Besides, he's a professional chef

>> No.8871427
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>>8871241
What bae even means?

>> No.8871438

>>8871427
Babe

>> No.8871578

>>8871241
Oh its this meme again? Rad.

>> No.8871595

>>8871438
Wrong

>>8871427
Before anyone else

>> No.8871609

>>8871241
>touching raw meat

>> No.8871614

He owns a chain of restaurants.

He is interesting to watch and he seems to like what he's doing so why hate on the guy?

>> No.8871660

>>8871609
how are you supposed to move it ? telekinesis ?

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>>8871249
Are you asking if his splooge is tasty?

>> No.8872316

who the hell even is this asshole and why's this webm being posted all over /ck/ lately

I don't get it

>> No.8872322

>>8871427
It means doodoo.

>> No.8872326

>>8872316
Because it's one of the biggest normalfag memes of 2017

>> No.8872330

>>8871614
It's cool to hate popular things

>> No.8872368

>>8871241
I know exactly what this dude looks like while he's fucking

>> No.8872370

>>8871614
Saying mean things make people feel better.

>> No.8872387

>>8872326
>He thinks 4chan isn't a normie site
>He still thinks it's 2008

>> No.8872414

>>8871241
>this cool
he looks like your bog standard kitchen spic except he's doing a bunch of faggy fedora tier motions for the camera

>> No.8872420

Reaching around a running saw like that to snag a steak is asking for disaster.

>> No.8872708

who is this guy?

>> No.8872780

>>8872708
Jack Scalfani

>> No.8872788

>>8872780
post jack

>> No.8872792

>>8871241
>cool
It's so tryhard it makes me cringe.

>> No.8872793

>>8871609
>throwing a kiss to raw meat

>> No.8872794

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>> No.8872797

>>8871364
Have you never been good at something on your life? Apply yourself.

>> No.8872801

>>8872414
>spic

>> No.8872802

>>8872326
>2008

>> No.8872828

>>8872780
seriously though, who is this guy?

>> No.8872840

>>8872828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Bae

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Saltbae is life bruhs

>> No.8872862

I'm embarrassed just looking at this faggot

>> No.8872876

>>8872862
Why do cu/ck/s always look down on successful cooks or hell, even other cu/ck/s ? Are you so insecure about your shit cooking that the only way to feel better is to act superior to actual chefs ?

>> No.8872893

>>8871241
Dat salt drop

>> No.8872897

>>8872840
thanks, anon

>> No.8872905

>>8872862

He's just fucking around; nothing to get upset about.

It is kinda silly that he's taking these super nicely marbled steaks and cooking them bleu.

>> No.8872954

He was a in a Turkish comic book.

>> No.8873028

>>8872849
>salted his wrist more than the steak

>> No.8873035

You have to be a comic book movie fan or a 14 yo girl to find this guy "entertaining." It's about as simplistic and stupid as you can get.

>omg he held his arm funny while salting le meat!!!

just can't get any lamer or gayer than that

>> No.8873039

>>8873035
You realize posts like this is the reason this gets posted on here so much right?

>> No.8873062

>>8872905
>He's just fucking around
no, he really is that fucking full of himself. watch his other videos and you will see what a self-absorbed narcissist he is
it's only funny for outsiders like us. not so funny for people who have to work/deal with him.

>> No.8873081

>>8873035
>taking everything this seriously
wew lad

>> No.8873093

>>8871595
You're wrong. It's a backronym, originally just an abbreviation if baby.

>> No.8873105

>>8872801
Butthurt spic detected

>> No.8873127

>>8871241
>that pose with the salt
>that moves
>wearing fucking sunglasses indoors
10/10 meme

>> No.8873156

>>8873039
So, anons shouldn't note when something is extremely gay and fedora? Okay. Thanks for your post.

I get that he's having fun, but it's still embarrassing. It's just a different version of a fedora, gloves, and katana.

He's literally "slapping" things with a knife and holding his arm in an unusual position to season food. You have to have a low IQ to think such idiotic, autistic gesticulations are "interesting" or whatever. You have to think Nolan movies and video games are entertaining as well. It's just true.

I'm sorry not everyone is a brainless fedora teenager, anon.

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>people getting this mad that someone did something entertaining and is enjoying success as a result

>> No.8873163

>>8873035
idk why but its funny to me. yeah its stupid, but who cares

>> No.8873166

>>8871241
He doesn't season the steak until after he cooks it. That's poor technique

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>>8873156
This post is far more fedora.

>> No.8873185

>>8873035
I enjoy it ironically, take that.

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>>8873035
faggots like you make me thank fuck everyday I don't have autism

>> No.8873253

>>8873214

Came here to say that, lmbo

>> No.8873811

>>8871660
wear gloves, friendo.

>> No.8873827

>>8873811
There's this neat thing called washing your hands. You can do that between steps when cooking, it's pretty cool.

>> No.8873891

>>8873827
but if you work in the food industry, you legally have to wear gloves and wash your hands anyway.

>> No.8873987

>>8872828

Robert Downey Jr.

>> No.8874017

>>8872414
>turk
>spic
The fuck dude

>> No.8874048

>>8873827
Guy in video is Turkish. Reasonable to be worried about sanitary standards

>> No.8874057

wish my kitchen knives could be as sharp as his.

>> No.8874078

>>8874057
Seriously how'd he get it that sharp?

>> No.8874122

>>8874048
His restaurant is at a good hotel in Dubai, if he had sanitation problems it would be well known

>> No.8874145

>>8874078
>hurr durr stones are a meme
>wow how'd he get HIS knives so sharp????
/ck/, everybody

>> No.8874159

>>8874078
He buys a new one every time it goes dull

>> No.8874188

>>8871241

What anime is this?

>> No.8874189

>>8871241
Overrated flamboyant faggotry.

Would not eat/10

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>>8871241
half the filet is still on the bone

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>>8873156
>You have to have a low IQ to think such idiotic, autistic gesticulations are "interesting"

I mean, you certainly have a lot to say about it...

>> No.8874356

>>8871241
Memery aside I'm mad jealous of how sharp his knife is.

>> No.8874365

>>8874356
>>8874078
Fun fact: knives can be sharpened

>> No.8874375

>>8874365
Not everyone is a blacksmith dude.

>> No.8874379

>>8874356
>Memery aside I'm mad jealous of how sharp his knife is
>Salt bae taps his knife a few more times
>how sharp his knife was

>> No.8874392

>>8874375
The act of forging a knife from scratch is a LOT more complex than dragging it over a stone at a particular angle a couple of times.
Especially when there's plenty of setups that will literally hold the blade at the right angle for you and all you have to do is drag it back and forth.
It's brainless and literally anyone can do it.

>> No.8874400

>>8874392
is it more complex than dragging my buts over your moms face

>> No.8874414

>>8874400
lol memed hard, upboated :^) have some 4chin golds on me m8

>> No.8874450

after seeing this guy I started cascading seasoning over my elbow like he does. I know it looks silly but honestly it distributes the seasoning more evenly than any other method. That's just the way I do it now

>> No.8874510

>>8871249
It's a big-ass steak fried in butter with salt. It's hard to fuck up.

>> No.8874546

>>8871241

This guy is a fucking Mad Man.

>> No.8874575

It amaze me how he can keep his white shirt spotless.

>> No.8874619

I'm convinced hes completely aware hes a meme now and just living up his meme status

>> No.8874627

That is some quality meat.

>> No.8874948

>>8871241
This guy is the embodiment of everything uncool that has ever existed and I'm not sure if people are making fun of him in this thread or you actually unironically think he's cool....

As a female, would avoid eye contact with him so he didn't try speaking to me. Looks like a rapist.

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>seasoning food after it's cooked

>> No.8875124

>>8874948
Women love rape if the guy's hot

>> No.8875126

i tried to put syrup on my pancakes utilizing his arm technique but ended up ruining my work shirt ;__;

>> No.8875141

>>8874575
Nigga sweats bleach

>> No.8875144

>>8875141
Funny story, if you drink american tap water you literally do sweat bleach.

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>>8872905
>marbled steaks and cooking them bleu.
Not really, Most of the time it is finished in a braised butter sauce as you can see here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9tLavqj2E&t=14m13s

>> No.8875188

>>8872849
Is it normal to touch the cooked meat with his hands so much? Is this a standard practice? Is it safe?

>> No.8875207

>>8875124
He is far from hot....

Fucking ponytail and cringy ass glasses. No.

And even if he didn't dress like a fucking retard, his body movements are so cringy it wouldn't make a difference. This guy fucking oozes beta.

And just for the record: no, we don't. If we did, it wouldn't be rape, genius.

>> No.8875225

>>8871241
lol nigger that shit's raw

>> No.8875235

>>8873253
This.

>> No.8875265

>>8871241
That steak is poorly cooked. The fat isn't even rendered down, it's still white and raw.

>> No.8875268

>>8873253
came here for this was not disappointed

>> No.8875280

>>8875207
>implying women don't love slimy greasers

>it's not rape if I like it
LMAO

>> No.8875286

>>8875280
Any woman of quality does not love slimy greasers.

If that creature had sex with a woman, there'd be a high chance it was rape. He's the epitome of cringe.

>> No.8875297

>>8872420
Me too OSHA bro....me too.

>> No.8875674

>>8875265
Which is why it is cooked table side on a hot cast iron skillet.

>> No.8875679

>>8873891

>being an amerilard

fuck you fat fuck

>> No.8875697

>>8875286
>Any woman of quality does not love slimy greasers.
No true Scotsman fallacy. Also, orgasm is surprisingly common in rape victims.

>> No.8875708

jesus christ. He's painful enough to watch all the time, but I can't handle someone playing around with a bandsaw like that

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>>8873156
nigga you don't understand

>> No.8875718

>>8874948
but he has a family :^)

>> No.8875731

>all these fags getting mad about a kebab making kebabs with style
So much people going out of their way just to talk shit about this guy, half of them whom have created or posted in a frozen 'za thread. Christ, I thought /ck/ was the best board here, but it's becoming /tv/ tier.

>> No.8875741

rico mohave already

>> No.8875768

>>8875207
>not liking a man with a ponytail

>> No.8875780

>>8871241
After work that guy goes home, watches My Little Pony then plays 7 hours of World Of Warcraft.

>> No.8875797

>>8874948
>>8875207
>implying you're a girl
This guy is hot, confident, minor celebrity, and successful.