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Hey /ck/, I just inherited $300 from my dead uncle. I'm gonna run to the liquor store. Want anything?

>> No.8863009

A lighter

>> No.8863016
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8863016

A handle of Tito's

>> No.8863019

Just another fifth of pinnacle vodka.

Oh, and a soda too.

Thanks dude. Sorry about your uncle, he is in God's hands now friend.

>> No.8863022

A case of Boone's Farm for old times sake.

>> No.8863024

>>8863016
>titos
Is this stuff any good. I've seen a lot of people say it's great for the price. How does it compare to other medium shelf vodkas?

>> No.8863025

A quick death.

>> No.8863026

>>8863019
Don't be, I'm still mad at that faggot for never molesting me.

>> No.8863030

>>8863024
it's worlds better than a ketel one or grey goose or whatever

>> No.8863033

>>8863024
Its smooth vodka. Its made of corn and has a hint of it as a slight aftertaste. Overall, a liter is like $21 and its great neat from the freezer or used in mixed drinks. Is a very solid vodka.

>> No.8863051
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>>8863026
>when you wipe your asshole a little too deep and remember your uncle

>> No.8863052

>>8863033
Nice.. whenever I drink vodka I usually just get Smirnoff. Looks like it's time for a switch

>> No.8863056

>>8863052
Its really worth trying for 20 and change.

>> No.8863067

>>8863001
Pimm's, pls.

>> No.8863072
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8863072

Heh.. get me a bottle of this, bud. I'll even give you a drink of it if it isn't too strong for you. Oh, and sorry about the uncle, kiddo

>> No.8863090

>>8863026
Get two bottles of cheap vodka and give one to a homeless man in trade for fucking your ass

>> No.8863097

300 dollars of liquor. Thanks, guy. Sorry about your uncle

>> No.8863128

>>8863097
My man

>> No.8863135

>>8863001
what kind of cheap bastard leaves someone 300 dollars?

>> No.8863199

>>8863135
Thats like 6 Red Ryder BB guns, bro. Best Uncle ever

>> No.8863202
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8863202

>thread reminds me that my abusive father should die soon
>I'll inharret the solid gold I know he used to invest in and the big pickup truck I know he used to drive

Feels fucking good man.

>> No.8863418

>>8863001
Sorry to hear that.

Anyway, cinco de drinko is coming up, so how bout some mid-shelf tequila, coarse salt, and limes. I'll pick up stuff for adobo and we can all watch that big titty weathergirl on channel 5. That'll cheer ya up.

>> No.8863747
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8863747

24 pack of this and you'll be my best friend

>> No.8863751

>>8863135
tfw 1/64th jewish uncle

>> No.8863772
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8863772

>>8863001

Grab me a loke, bud. You're the best.

>> No.8863779

>>8863772
>implying I enjoy the seven colors of the rainbow shooting violently out of my ass between breaks of couchlock and cancer tier sickness for days

Friends don't buy friends 4 loko.

>> No.8863781

>>8863135
my granny told me she is only going to leave me like 1k. and my 3 infant cousins are getting the lions share

>> No.8863784

>>8863001
crystal head vodka

>> No.8863811

A bottle of J&B Rare and two ice cold 40s.

>> No.8863842
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8863842

Grab me a bottle of this and some tonic.

>> No.8864358

>>8863202
Learn how to spell inherit and youll go places

>> No.8864373

>>8864358
Learn how to spell you'll and so will you.
Cretin.

>> No.8864380
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8864380

>>8863001
get me a stoli elit and maybe a nice belgian quad

>> No.8864388

Luksusowa, tonic, and a lime

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>>8864388
>Luksusowa
ah, a man of taste who values excelent quality to price ratio
it's a shame there are so few potato vodkas on the market

>> No.8865820

>>8863135
It's not like it's his dad. Maybe he said "split up 90% of my wealth between my two kids, and the remaining 10% between my eight nieces and nephews."

>> No.8866184

>>8863135

>tfw no grandparents

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>>8863001
Pic related please

>> No.8866323

Three six packs of Budweiser and a bottle of captain morgan

>> No.8866332
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8866332

For me, it is the Evan, the best low-shelf bourbon.

>> No.8866338

the bottom shelf, all of it.

>> No.8866451

>>8866332
Can confirm, it's my cheap bourbon of choice.

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8866567

>>8863051
>when you recycle reddit jokes on 4chan

>> No.8866597

>>8866332
Great stuff.

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>>8863772
Nice dude, I just had a gold!
>>8863779
>>implying we don't enjoy shooting the rainbow out our ass and enjoying our buzz

>> No.8866691

>>8866332
Fuck yead dude! Love Evan Williams

>> No.8866768

>>8866332
Fourthing. Evan has been there for quite some time. An acceptable whiskey for a mediocore man.