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>only good stuff>no gore>no jack, is possible
>>8856487>>8856490fuck these are fascinating
>>8856497The precision is remarkable.
>>8856467YEEEEEEEA FUCK YEA
>>8856467How can humans even compete?
>>8856600What is this
>>8856326I hate that smile he has it makes me rage!
>>8856326>>only good stuff>>no gore>>no jack>actually complaining about anime on an anime containment image boardFuck you.
>>8856822Anyone know where this is?
>>8856681Sorry friendo, it's Europe.
>>8856822OK, I am slobbering as if I was in a cartoon. WANT WANT WANT
>>8856487>all that>and he lights the cigar with a lighter
>>8856326I don't know who this faggot is but his face screams "youth pastor"
>>8856514>remarkableI think you mean "a waste of time"
>>8856774Alinea in ChicagoDropped $600 there once and while I don't regret it I wouldn't do it again
>>8856962this kills the hands
>>8856969>No gloves>Wearing a watch>LEANING AROUND THE BANDSAWMotherfucker.
>>8856878>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.>>8856912>Chicagorekt
>>8856969haha I remember good old handless humar
>>8856878>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.>>8856912>Chicagoyou got fucked, moron
>>8857001>>8857039>being this defensive Aww, come on, I thought this was pretentious enough for yurop? Or is it because its not halal?
>>8857046How do you know it's now Halal?
>>8857058>white people touching itAutomatically makes them infidels. Well unless you're Sweden.
For me, it's the joocy chicken. The signature dish of /ck/s own ja/ck/!
>>8857081aw man how do you fuck up chicken like this?
>>8857081Good job fucking up the thread!
>>8857081>>8857134>around 40 postsI'm surprised it lasted this long.
>>8856578probably a rental T B H
>>8857081can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?
>>8856969>>8856962I personally know a butcher that lost all his left hand's fingers aside from the thump due to this machine.didn't even notice at first, hit me with a thousand waves of feels and fears when i realized that.
>>8857198Webms like these are just so satisfying.
>>8857198The real webm, in case people want to avoid the inept faggot.>>8857176>can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?But their bound by faggotry law to repost ad infinitum. It's like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey when the monkeys bow to the monolith.
>>8857262>gets the salt on his elbowwhy
>>8857075literally the most accurate post itt
>>8857275Extra flavour you pleb
>>8857300>make shitty food that I have to eat>somehow manage to choke down enough of it to get fat
>>8857300does the cum add extra flavor?
>>8856600anyone want to wager how much theses faggets get paid per hour?
>>8856326>>8856901he spekas chinese and has videos going to legit, real chinese restaurants to eatand it's funny as fuck because every video is like this>Guy: I CAN SPEAK CHINESE!!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME SPEAK CHINESE AT YOU AND THEN TO THE CAMERA AT RANDOM TIMES>Chinese people all ignore him
>>8856834fuck vloggers mani dont wana see your fucking face lemme see the goods!
>>8856969WAJEED CHILL THE FUCK OUT MAN
>>8857400Probably more than either of us makes in a week.
>>8857447>>8857400like between 30 and 40k tops, probably less
>>8857400I'll trya meal there costs on average 300 dollars and gratuity is added on automatically so each person a waiter serves tips them about $50. Each server takes care of only 2 people at a time, so that's $100 a seating. Because they have different rooms with different protocols, it turns out they have around 2.5 seatings a night. So they at the bare minimum make $250 a night, They work roughly 10 hours a day too so bare minimum $25 an hour. probably more like 35 I would guess
>>8856600seething with rage at this unbridled memery
>>8856490delicious hand flavored drink
>>8856490if they want ice cubes that fit into that glass why not make single cubes that he can wittle down into one instead of that foot long cube he started with. waste of time. not impressed.
>>8856326Love this guy. The guy I hate the most of the the uprising asian country food reviews is that Trevor guy from The Food Ranger. Dude is as dumb as a pawn. Literally can't describe what the fuck he is eating and seems like he's only there for the youtube money.
>>8856467That is fucking awesome.
Hey guys, I just figured out how to make webms. They'll probably be a bit lower bitrate than needed, but if anyone wants a youtube video turned into one just go ahead and post it.
>>8857081What episode? Saw this three times today but went looking for the video and couldn't find it. I want to hear from the legend himself how this is the best thing ever.
>>8858643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDGE_lRI0EPlease kind anon. With sound also!
>>8856490I can get that shit in my fridge
>>8858568It's easier to make clear, bubble-free blocks of ice in larger blocks than smaller ones
>>8856600>That'll be 2300 dollars, plus tip.
>>8856962WHY IS THIS SO SOOTHING TO WATCH WHEN THE DANGER ELEMENT IS SO HIGH?
>>8857402you're talking about the Food Ranger dude
>>8857320what is that
>>8856621i love that all those pastries look like they're heaving a big sigh and then settling back down
>>8856326This actually made me chuck
>>8859266what is this phenomenon called and is it a mexican thing?
>>8857287>baking thin sliced beef>mfw
>>8857081Food poisoning anyone?
>>8859288Has anyone tried dishes like this? They look gross but I always wonder if they taste good for unforeseen reasons.
>>8856326the fucking face he makes every time takes a bite, and who the fuck taught him hold utensils
>>8859298>what is this phenomenon called?antojitos >is it a mexican thing? not anymoreIt was trend that lasted about some months but then we noticed it was shitty so we ended itthere was a time when places were filled with these type of kiosks who served that type of shit glad it ended soon
>>8856487I was somehow expecting this to turn into a howtobasic clusterfuck
>>8856490Mmmm, the drink comes seasoned with the salt residues off the dude's hands.Just fucking idiotic presentation... I'd be angered if I saw this in person..
>>8859337Thanks for the insight, I was wondering the same thing myself. It seems like it's trying to take the ridiculously over-indulgent spirit of American cooking and make it into a Mexican style street food but ended up turning into a huge mess of nastiness.
>>8859356yes that is correctam just glad its over and they got replaced by the trend of foodtrucks which is way better than that shit but am just pissed foodtrucks sell their food overpriced as fuck fucking snowflakes I swear it isnt even that good
>>8859367Yeah, food trucks are a terrible fad on the same tier as "virtual reality gaming". The reason they are so popular is because people aren't used to seeing them around so they feel exotic, but once people realize how inefficient they actually are they'll revert back to the devices they are familiar with.>food truck starts>drives around to different spots to sell food>people get tired of trying to figure out where truck is/plan what time to go get food>food truck owners decide to open up more trucks to remain at locations for longer periods of time>eventually build restaurants by static truck locations>ditch the trucks
>>8859296This is pretty cool.
>>8859266Has anyone tried dishes like this? They look gross but I always wonder if they taste good for unknown reasons.
>>8856326why would you say "no Jack" while posting an equivalent fag?seems unreasonable
>>8856490>fill glass with water>freeze
>>8856962This guy is clearly very skilled, but it's definitely reckless to do something like that so fast, an accident is bound to happen eventually.
>>8859296Is the sand hot?
>>8859539Jesus Christ D=
>>8859539what is this abomination
>>8857262Why is he double searing It? Memes? He seems mechanically skilled he just over memes everything
>>8859539Brushie brushie brushie
>>8859296I confess I have absolutely no idea what's happening here. Is this from a Harry Potter movie?
>>8859539fucking gooks are monstersFucking kill it already
>>8859397>unknown reasonsit's called salt sugar sour crunchy salt spicy chewy sugar
>>8859608>day after getting anal with Jamal>contents stuck in colon>blood>cum>Jamal's dick
>>8859308>>8859310I get that they're melting the cheese and all but that's a little too much cheese
>>8859623Serving it in sizzling butter at the table I think
>>8859592you're the pleb if you think this is great just because it was filmed.
>>8859266does anyone have the one where they put a cup noodle in it
>>8859308>>8859310UGH americans are so gross they should learn real cuisine
>>8859680That guy swirls his bread like it's going to open a portal to the sleeve-tat dimension
>>8856969RIP to pajeet's fingers
>>8859576>>8859642Its Turkish coffee. The sand is hot, but it's just a gimmick, you don't need the sand. There is an oven below.
>>8857217but I bet he made some sick youtube vids before that happened. checkmate.
>>8857081lost my shit
>>8859308> 10.000C hot knife vs cheese
>>8859644> gooks are monsterswe knew this.
>>8859608> how to sneak food into events with seasoning>>8859648> rape story in a balloon
>>8856822>burning his steaks
>>8859777> git out ramsey
>>8859644It doesn't have a head, anon
>>8856876maybe heirloom market bbq in east atlanta
>>8860291sorry west atlanta
>>88563263rd world buffet fare.
>>8860267> not having oil sprayIt's the best invention of mankind.Just a tiny spray and all is covered.(I only use it for baking, for eggs and such I just use coconut oil.)
>>8856840This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
>>8860297> diarrhea express
>>8859316>How does he get out?
>>8859329>>8859335This is fascinating.
>>8857046>europe>pretentiouslol ok cleetus
>>8860322It turns into panda.
>>8859680Dear god that is too much of everything except the bread.
>>8860313> they built the place around him when he was young
>>8860271jesus christ why
>>8856467i love it
>>8860267>no mayoshit tier
>>8857239thx anon you saved me from a rage induced aneurysm
>>8859644its dead iirc its just the heat is causing some sort of reaction in the muscles that makes it squirm aroundpretty gross tho desu
>>8856467Multi track carrot harvesting
>>8857400Probably $12 an hour, maybe less.
>>8860267whipped creme as icingdisgusting
>>8859680That kid is going to die of diabetes.
>>8856490>>8856487so goddamn pretentiousholy fucking shit
>>8856487>>8856490>>8856600Well shit, that looks like its wasteful as fuck.Like theres a line between fancy and stupidly wasteful and that shit has been crossed.
>>8860327The irony of this post is astounding.
>>8859656It's a perverse amount of cheese.>Have you decided what to get?>Uhm, yes. I'll have the cheese>would you like a bit of food mixed in to it?>eeh.. I guess.>Very well sir
>>8860575chaku, huh? i had to google iti'd try it but man that is a dirty looking shack
>>8856578Why the fuck did I lose to this?
>>8860584It's not to be fair.The double standard is cringeworthy.>lel kek yuropoor muslims xD>le kek! yurop pretentious hipsters xDOBSESSED?
>>8859266Jack webms are mostly short, usually kind funny, and theres more variety with the occasional mew ones. Beaner street food webms are always the same four ones thatbare long as fuck and were barely even entertaining in the first place.
>>8859316>that file nameyou fucked up son
>>8860630lolgreat setup for a sketch we should write sketch comedy. Email me or something
>>8856487>that will be 200$ sir
>>8859656No, every now and then french/swiss/belgium can have a cheese based meal. Raclette, fondue, tartiflette, it's about celebrating cheese and eating well.Most of these dishes come from the alpine regions where a high calories meal was needed for a big day outside.
>>8860796>it's about celebrating cheese
>>8860575Needs to be looped.
>>8857239for some reason i think this webm is gory as fuck
>>8860863I think its pretty lame. "This should look cool to people who've never cooked, touched, or looked at food" sort of deal. Wtf is that shit with rolling the edges of the burger over something before cooking it? Theres absolutely no finesse on or point to any of these actions. It was just filmed close up. This video is stupid. Just becuase something was filmed..>seasons grill and misses every shrimp
>>8860271>froze mac 'n' cheesethis isn't going to end well
>>8860759they took it too far with those french fries
>>8860271>someone made this and their friends told them how creative they are
>>8859736yeah but where does the liquid come from?
>>8860987i want to slap that shit
>>8856892I too was triggered
>>8860863food and brutalism go hand in hand
>>8861014turkish coffee is made by bringing water just up to a boil with coffee groundsthe pressure of the boil forces the coffee up to the top of the pott. owns a cezve
>>8856326God that's a punchable face
>>8861080You'd never hit anyone, faggot. Shut your mouth
>>8861082i'd hit your sister for not making my sandwich on time
>>8859644it has no head >american kneejerk reactions
>>8860893>"This should look cool to people who've never cooked, touched, or looked at food" sort of dealTo be fair, it's an advert for ready meals aimed at people who shop at marks and sparks, so it's kinda doing its job.
>>8856774Molecular Gastronomy courtesy of Italy and England, now Americanized!
>>8861246hah! well whadya know.
>>8860274Where can I watch this movie?
>>8857275It's his signature move.
>>8857262Who is this guy?
>>88613476 finger Joe
>>8860768by the way some dude made told me a cheap ass recipe. basically frankfurter, pasta and sour cream. and it was fucking awesome. and cheap.yeah yeah, same Jack tier, but when you are short on money...I also fried thin slices of frankfurter, boiled up some good quality beans, put the fried slices in there. When served, add a spoonful of sour cream. Eat with bread or something because the beans will pump up your stomach acid.Another cheap ass meal.
PanNice and cold
>>8861529Everything you said isn't true; EVERYTHING.Unless you're meming, I have no respect for you. I would give you advice if I didnt want you to die.
>>8860987I want a video if that guy from american pie taking one of these to town
>>8861540aight, ive never done deep frying since im too much of a kike to waste that much oil. but isnt the oil hot enough if shit bubbles that hard?
>>8859680i get this was for his movie and everything, but its a fucking grilled cheese sandwichtake it down a couple notches
>>8860759>That shit tier bread
>>8856467Looks like something out of a WB cartoon
>>8859335candy making is so freaking neat
>>8856467This kills the mexican
For me, it's a pure glass of water.
>>8861699I believe he posted the wrong webm. The one before that but even then, it's not even hot enough to correctly fry them. Or maybe ja/ck/ is retarded enough to even fuck up frying shit.
>>8861282>dat intro>dat titleSorry I had to close it immediately
>>8860740>how to say "i'm not pretentious" in the most pretentious way possible
>>8861929>thinking that drinking water is such a chore that you should film yourself doing it to show other people
>>8859288ive made this u kno
>>8859298if you ever went to south or central america you would know this is just shitty carnival food just like how the united states has fried twinkies and oreos. Its nothing serious but people like to see these video and god HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS DISGUSTING ALL MEXICANS NEED TO HANG
>>8859302What no money?!!
>>8862240Most people think mexicans need to hang regardless of these videos though
>>8856962>>8856969Can't they invest in some chainmail gloves for this?
>>8856490dis is a varey gud nifeamaiazing what a gud a nife
>>8862301I find this sexuaññy pñeasing
>>8862439with heavy chain gloves they wouldnt be able to work as accurately and fast as they do with the lab glovesalso, seeing how easily that saw cuts through thick pig bones, you'd probably need thick kevlar fiber gloves or something similar to withstand it. this saw would easily cut through metal ringmail.
>>8856490This activated all my almonds
>>8861282Why wouldn't he just cut it into smaller pieces?
>>8860987how 2 make
>>8857262Who is this faggot?
>>8857262Sassy but has the chops to back it up.
>>8859696This is Danish if I remember correctly. At least I ate it in Denmark (a couple of years ago).
>>8862546Jack being jack
>>8862550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXjxMvTBouMnot a jack vid I swear.
>>8860264>tfw his domino wall didn't survive the move
>>8861022I wanna put my dick in it
>>8857287Mmmm, shoe leather. Gonna make a mighty fine pair of boots.
>be high>be low on money>be out of foodcoming to this thread was a mistake. It's like watching porn but not being able to fap.
>tfw you realize jack was the DSP of /ck/ the whole time
>>8859623so he can do the tableside presentation, thats all.
>>8860313he can't get out without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he can leave
>>8856326idk why but the food ranger is fucking retarded. his chinese is still bad despite living there for years and he always seems unreasonably nervous in his videos. he even fakes an accent and says nutty like "noo-ty" despite speaking it in english and being a canuck.at least he shows good food though.
>>8857262>pelvic thrust with every cutGets me every fucking time.
>>8862673what are those?
>>8861270Eat Drink Man Woman
>>8862831Probably rice wrappers
>>8856600I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying, and no tip.
>>8862306>putting salt/pepper on the egg at any stage other than right at the endRuins the texture of the egg
>>8862870salt is better when it's yolky lad
>>8862891First off, yolky is not a word. Secondly, regardless of yolk content, salt ruins the TEXTURE OF THE EGG. Try to really comprehend that.I'm sure your taste pallet is as bad as your reading comprehension so you probably can't tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg.
>>8859680This is a webm for people who are too dumb to recognize what actually good cooking looks like.
>>8859339I never grow tired of seeing rock being made.
>>8859644It's dead already dumbass
>>8856490Kept waiting for him to slice the shit out of his hands with glorious nippon steel folded mirrion times
>>8862240>Its nothing serious but people like to see these video and god HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS DISGUSTING ALL MEXICANS NEED TO HANGSo the Mexican version of every "Do Americans really _____?" post.
>>8862486>Glorious Nippon steel>Folded over a thousand times>Filthy gaijn go home
>>8862694It's beautiful, isn't it?Like watching a train wreck, or clicking random on efukt. You just never know what's going to happen.
>>8862334>floofing them up into huge pillowsthis is fascinating
>>8863153what exactly is this?
>>8863161Looks like japanese cheesecake
/tv/ hereWhy no jack?
>>8857262If this grown man cut my steak for me, I would walk back into his kitchen and smack the shit out of him. That's tremendously faggy. My Mom stopped cutting my meat for me at least 2 summers ago, and I'll be damned if a grown ass man is going to start doing it again.
>>8863161I thought it was Tamago which is an egg sushi item, but I'm not really sure, definitely Japanese though
>>8862908>Pretending to be this retarded.
>>8862990>The Yorkshire puddingsThis triggered the Brits
>>8863218why did you end it before the part where she chops her fingers off?
>>8863234Honey is such an interesting product. Who thought the risk of going into Bee hives and stealing their gooey shit was a good idea?
>>8863253Idk but a local bee harvester pits beehives on my property and it's beyond fascinating. I go out with him to harvest and it's unbelievable. Free honey as well. Help the bees m8s :(
>>8863178He'd beat you up and cook you and look good doing it.
>>8857217I worked in meat for years, and sure, all the cutters got bit once or twice, but I've never met someone who full on lost a finger. The worst I've seen was when I was supergluing a cutters flapping fingertip back on over the drain so people thought it was just animal blood. Fucker took a couple vicodin and went right back to the bandsaw too, gave it a hearty respect slap first to tell it he learned his lesson.
>>8857287I'm sitting here trying to figure out a scenario in which they didn't fuck up, like, a situation where that meat is exactly where it needs to be.I can't think of a single time where fuckin leathery but not dried meat is actually worth eating
>>8862332that's way too many scallions for my taste
>>8863489I'm glad I'm not a dumb wageslave who has to be proud about cutting my fingers up.
>>8856600>tfw I went to Alinea and spent the entire desert period vomiting in the bathroom
>>8863578>WorkedA) Good for you, some of us had to work a bit to get financially comfortable by thirtyB) Learn how past tense works, I may have worked a shit job for a time, but at least I'm educated
>>8856487>Spends all that time prepping a pretentious as fuck drink>lights the cigar wrongFuck me
>>8859644>no head>KILL IT ALREADYYYYYYYkys
>>8863555thats because you re a faggot.
>>8863292lad humanity is probably going to end in your lifetime. forget about the bees.
>>8862301why does this need instructions it's just agar and water
>>8863156I've never seen it done other than on that one show either.
>>8862537other than the eggs being poached like absolute shit, this might be the most edible jack webm ive ever seen.
>>8862673It's like she has a really shitty superpower
>>8860371>>8860377>>8860382God damn, where can I watch this?
>>8862306>400 calorie egg
>>8863153this gave me a half chub
>>8856578>going to falvor town.webm
>>8856487LOL DANK WEED DRINK AND DANK WEED CIGAR XDDDD
>>8860291Is it really?
>>8859696>just assumes it's American because cheese
>>8860575Ah, yes. Filthy garage candy