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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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8856326 No.8856326 [Reply] [Original]

>only good stuff
>no gore
>no jack, is possible

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>> No.8856497

fuck these are fascinating

>> No.8856514

The precision is remarkable.

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>> No.8856664

But why?

>> No.8856681

>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.8856769

How can humans even compete?

>> No.8856774

What is this

>> No.8856784

A mess.

>> No.8856793

oh fuck

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I hate that smile he has it makes me rage!

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Muh Stomach

>> No.8856869

>>only good stuff
>>no gore
>>no jack

>actually complaining about anime on an anime containment image board

Fuck you.

>> No.8856876

Anyone know where this is?

>> No.8856878

Sorry friendo, it's Europe.

>> No.8856889


OK, I am slobbering as if I was in a cartoon. WANT WANT WANT

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>all that
>and he lights the cigar with a lighter

>> No.8856901

I don't know who this faggot is but his face screams "youth pastor"

>> No.8856906

I think you mean "a waste of time"

>> No.8856912

Alinea in Chicago

Dropped $600 there once and while I don't regret it I wouldn't do it again

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>> No.8856979

this kills the hands

>> No.8856999

>No gloves
>Wearing a watch


>> No.8857001

>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.


>> No.8857038


haha I remember good old handless humar

>> No.8857039

>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.

you got fucked, moron

>> No.8857046

>being this defensive
Aww, come on, I thought this was pretentious enough for yurop? Or is it because its not halal?

>> No.8857058

How do you know it's now Halal?

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>white people touching it
Automatically makes them infidels. Well unless you're Sweden.

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For me, it's the joocy chicken. The signature dish of /ck/s own ja/ck/!

>> No.8857112

aw man how do you fuck up chicken like this?

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>> No.8857134

Good job fucking up the thread!

>> No.8857155

>around 40 posts
I'm surprised it lasted this long.

>> No.8857162

keep going

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holy fuck

>> No.8857170

probably a rental T B H

>> No.8857176

can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?

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>> No.8857217

I personally know a butcher that lost all his left hand's fingers aside from the thump due to this machine.

didn't even notice at first, hit me with a thousand waves of feels and fears when i realized that.

>> No.8857218

Webms like these are just so satisfying.

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The real webm, in case people want to avoid the inept faggot.
>can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?
But their bound by faggotry law to repost ad infinitum. It's like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey when the monkeys bow to the monolith.

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>> No.8857275

>gets the salt on his elbow

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>> No.8857290


literally the most accurate post itt

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>> No.8857313

Extra flavour you pleb

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>> No.8857322

>make shitty food that I have to eat
>somehow manage to choke down enough of it to get fat

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>> No.8857382

does the cum add extra flavor?

>> No.8857400

anyone want to wager how much theses faggets get paid per hour?

>> No.8857402

he spekas chinese and has videos going to legit, real chinese restaurants to eat

and it's funny as fuck because every video is like this
>Chinese people all ignore him

>> No.8857409

fuck vloggers man
i dont wana see your fucking face lemme see the goods!

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Probably more than either of us makes in a week.

>> No.8857461


like between 30 and 40k tops, probably less

>> No.8857607

I'll try

a meal there costs on average 300 dollars and gratuity is added on automatically so each person a waiter serves tips them about $50. Each server takes care of only 2 people at a time, so that's $100 a seating. Because they have different rooms with different protocols, it turns out they have around 2.5 seatings a night. So they at the bare minimum make $250 a night, They work roughly 10 hours a day too so

bare minimum $25 an hour. probably more like 35 I would guess

>> No.8857617

seething with rage at this unbridled memery

>> No.8857644


delicious hand flavored drink

>> No.8858568

if they want ice cubes that fit into that glass why not make single cubes that he can wittle down into one instead of that foot long cube he started with. waste of time. not impressed.

>> No.8858586

Love this guy. The guy I hate the most of the the uprising asian country food reviews is that Trevor guy from The Food Ranger. Dude is as dumb as a pawn. Literally can't describe what the fuck he is eating and seems like he's only there for the youtube money.

>> No.8858631

That is fucking awesome.

>> No.8858643

Hey guys, I just figured out how to make webms. They'll probably be a bit lower bitrate than needed, but if anyone wants a youtube video turned into one just go ahead and post it.

>> No.8858662

What episode? Saw this three times today but went looking for the video and couldn't find it. I want to hear from the legend himself how this is the best thing ever.

>> No.8858663

Please kind anon. With sound also!

>> No.8858691

I can get that shit in my fridge

>> No.8858948

It's easier to make clear, bubble-free blocks of ice in larger blocks than smaller ones

>> No.8858993


>That'll be 2300 dollars, plus tip.

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>> No.8859138

you're talking about the Food Ranger dude

>> No.8859221

what is that

>> No.8859242

i love that all those pastries look like they're heaving a big sigh and then settling back down

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>> No.8859294

This actually made me chuck

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>> No.8859298

what is this phenomenon called and is it a mexican thing?

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>baking thin sliced beef

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>> No.8859303

Food poisoning anyone?

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Has anyone tried dishes like this? They look gross but I always wonder if they taste good for unforeseen reasons.

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>> No.8859328

the fucking face he makes every time takes a bite, and who the fuck taught him hold utensils

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>> No.8859337

>what is this phenomenon called?
>is it a mexican thing?
not anymore

It was trend that lasted about some months but then we noticed it was shitty so we ended it
there was a time when places were filled with these type of kiosks who served that type of shit glad it ended soon

>> No.8859338

I was somehow expecting this to turn into a howtobasic clusterfuck

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>> No.8859346


Mmmm, the drink comes seasoned with the salt residues off the dude's hands.

Just fucking idiotic presentation... I'd be angered if I saw this in person..

>> No.8859356

Thanks for the insight, I was wondering the same thing myself. It seems like it's trying to take the ridiculously over-indulgent spirit of American cooking and make it into a Mexican style street food but ended up turning into a huge mess of nastiness.

>> No.8859367

yes that is correct
am just glad its over and they got replaced by the trend of foodtrucks which is way better than that shit but am just pissed foodtrucks sell their food overpriced as fuck fucking snowflakes I swear it isnt even that good

>> No.8859393

Yeah, food trucks are a terrible fad on the same tier as "virtual reality gaming". The reason they are so popular is because people aren't used to seeing them around so they feel exotic, but once people realize how inefficient they actually are they'll revert back to the devices they are familiar with.

>food truck starts
>drives around to different spots to sell food
>people get tired of trying to figure out where truck is/plan what time to go get food
>food truck owners decide to open up more trucks to remain at locations for longer periods of time
>eventually build restaurants by static truck locations
>ditch the trucks

>> No.8859394

This is pretty cool.

>> No.8859397


Has anyone tried dishes like this? They look gross but I always wonder if they taste good for unknown reasons.

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why would you say "no Jack" while posting an equivalent fag?

seems unreasonable

>> No.8859408

Bamboo/Razor/Jackknife clam

>> No.8859413

>fill glass with water

>> No.8859466

This guy is clearly very skilled, but it's definitely reckless to do something like that so fast, an accident is bound to happen eventually.

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>> No.8859576

Is the sand hot?

>> No.8859579

Jesus Christ D=

>> No.8859592


Pleb detected

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>> No.8859620

what is this abomination

>> No.8859623

Why is he double searing It? Memes? He seems mechanically skilled he just over memes everything

>> No.8859631

Brushie brushie brushie

>> No.8859642

I confess I have absolutely no idea what's happening here. Is this from a Harry Potter movie?

>> No.8859644

fucking gooks are monsters
Fucking kill it already

>> No.8859646

>unknown reasons
it's called salt sugar sour crunchy salt spicy chewy sugar

>> No.8859648

>day after getting anal with Jamal
>contents stuck in colon
>Jamal's dick

>> No.8859656

I get that they're melting the cheese and all but that's a little too much cheese

>> No.8859658


Serving it in sizzling butter at the table I think

>> No.8859659

you're the pleb if you think this is great just because it was filmed.

>> No.8859672

does anyone have the one where they put a cup noodle in it

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>> No.8859696

UGH americans are so gross
they should learn real cuisine

>> No.8859723

That guy swirls his bread like it's going to open a portal to the sleeve-tat dimension

>> No.8859730


>> No.8859734

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.8859736


Its Turkish coffee. The sand is hot, but it's just a gimmick, you don't need the sand. There is an oven below.

>> No.8859739

but I bet he made some sick youtube vids before that happened. checkmate.

>> No.8859740

lost my shit

>> No.8859743

they did

>> No.8859745


>> No.8859747

> 10.000C hot knife vs cheese

>> No.8859749

> gooks are monsters
we knew this.

>> No.8859751

> how to sneak food into events with seasoning

> rape story in a balloon

>> No.8859777

>burning his steaks

>> No.8859786

> git out ramsey

>> No.8859856

It doesn't have a head, anon

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>> No.8860291

maybe heirloom market bbq in east atlanta

>> No.8860294

sorry west atlanta

>> No.8860297

3rd world buffet fare.

>> No.8860305

> not having oil spray
It's the best invention of mankind.
Just a tiny spray and all is covered.

(I only use it for baking, for eggs and such I just use coconut oil.)

>> No.8860306

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

>> No.8860312

> diarrhea express

>> No.8860313

>How does he get out?

>> No.8860322

This is fascinating.

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lol ok cleetus

>> No.8860336

It turns into panda.

>> No.8860342

Dear god that is too much of everything except the bread.

>> No.8860343

> they built the place around him when he was young

>> No.8860348

jesus christ why

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>> No.8860411

i love it

>> No.8860433

>no mayo
shit tier

>> No.8860449

thx anon you saved me from a rage induced aneurysm

>> No.8860471

its dead iirc its just the heat is causing some sort of reaction in the muscles that makes it squirm around
pretty gross tho desu

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>> No.8860489

Multi track carrot harvesting

>> No.8860497

Probably $12 an hour, maybe less.

>> No.8860539

whipped creme as icing

>> No.8860544

That kid is going to die of diabetes.

>> No.8860561

Why though?

>> No.8860569

so goddamn pretentious
holy fucking shit

>> No.8860574


Well shit, that looks like its wasteful as fuck.

Like theres a line between fancy and stupidly wasteful and that shit has been crossed.

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>> No.8860584

The irony of this post is astounding.

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>> No.8860630

It's a perverse amount of cheese.
>Have you decided what to get?
>Uhm, yes. I'll have the cheese
>would you like a bit of food mixed in to it?
>eeh.. I guess.
>Very well sir

>> No.8860690

chaku, huh? i had to google it
i'd try it but man that is a dirty looking shack

>> No.8860721

Why the fuck did I lose to this?

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It's not to be fair.
The double standard is cringeworthy.
>lel kek yuropoor muslims xD
>le kek! yurop pretentious hipsters xD


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>> No.8860764

Jack webms are mostly short, usually kind funny, and theres more variety with the occasional mew ones. Beaner street food webms are always the same four ones thatbare long as fuck and were barely even entertaining in the first place.

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>that file name

you fucked up son

>> No.8860775


great setup for a sketch we should write sketch comedy. Email me or something

>> No.8860794

>that will be 200$ sir

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No, every now and then french/swiss/belgium can have a cheese based meal. Raclette, fondue, tartiflette, it's about celebrating cheese and eating well.

Most of these dishes come from the alpine regions where a high calories meal was needed for a big day outside.

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>it's about celebrating cheese

>> No.8860840


Needs to be looped.

>> No.8860863

for some reason i think this webm is gory as fuck

>> No.8860893

I think its pretty lame. "This should look cool to people who've never cooked, touched, or looked at food" sort of deal. Wtf is that shit with rolling the edges of the burger over something before cooking it? Theres absolutely no finesse on or point to any of these actions. It was just filmed close up. This video is stupid. Just becuase something was filmed..

>seasons grill and misses every shrimp

>> No.8860934

>froze mac 'n' cheese
this isn't going to end well

>> No.8860970

they took it too far with those french fries

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>> No.8861005

>someone made this and their friends told them how creative they are

>> No.8861014

yeah but where does the liquid come from?

>> No.8861022

i want to slap that shit

>> No.8861030

I too was triggered

>> No.8861047

food and brutalism go hand in hand

>> No.8861059

turkish coffee is made by bringing water just up to a boil with coffee grounds
the pressure of the boil forces the coffee up to the top of the pot

t. owns a cezve

>> No.8861080

God that's a punchable face

>> No.8861082

You'd never hit anyone, faggot. Shut your mouth

>> No.8861096

i'd hit your sister for not making my sandwich on time

>> No.8861159


it has no head

>american kneejerk reactions

>> No.8861246

>"This should look cool to people who've never cooked, touched, or looked at food" sort of deal

To be fair, it's an advert for ready meals aimed at people who shop at marks and sparks, so it's kinda doing its job.

>> No.8861258

Molecular Gastronomy courtesy of Italy and England, now Americanized!

>> No.8861260

hah! well whadya know.

>> No.8861270

Where can I watch this movie?

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>> No.8861339

It's his signature move.

>> No.8861347

Who is this guy?

>> No.8861387

6 finger Joe

>> No.8861520

fucking jack

>> No.8861529

by the way some dude made told me a cheap ass recipe. basically frankfurter, pasta and sour cream. and it was fucking awesome. and cheap.

yeah yeah, same Jack tier, but when you are short on money...

I also fried thin slices of frankfurter, boiled up some good quality beans, put the fried slices in there. When served, add a spoonful of sour cream. Eat with bread or something because the beans will pump up your stomach acid.

Another cheap ass meal.

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Nice and cold

>> No.8861545

Everything you said isn't true; EVERYTHING.

Unless you're meming, I have no respect for you. I would give you advice if I didnt want you to die.

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>> No.8861630

I want a video if that guy from american pie taking one of these to town

>> No.8861699

aight, ive never done deep frying since im too much of a kike to waste that much oil. but isnt the oil hot enough if shit bubbles that hard?

>> No.8861707

i get this was for his movie and everything, but its a fucking grilled cheese sandwich
take it down a couple notches

>> No.8861809

>That shit tier bread

>> No.8861844

Looks like something out of a WB cartoon

>> No.8861879

candy making is so freaking neat

>> No.8861919

This kills the mexican

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For me, it's a pure glass of water.

>> No.8861934

I believe he posted the wrong webm. The one before that but even then, it's not even hot enough to correctly fry them. Or maybe ja/ck/ is retarded enough to even fuck up frying shit.

>> No.8861982

>dat intro
>dat title
Sorry I had to close it immediately

>> No.8862009

>how to say "i'm not pretentious" in the most pretentious way possible

>> No.8862068

>thinking that drinking water is such a chore that you should film yourself doing it to show other people

>> No.8862205

ive made this u kno

>> No.8862240

if you ever went to south or central america you would know this is just shitty carnival food just like how the united states has fried twinkies and oreos. Its nothing serious but people like to see these video and god HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS DISGUSTING ALL MEXICANS NEED TO HANG

>> No.8862248

What no money?!!

>> No.8862259

Most people think mexicans need to hang regardless of these videos though

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>> No.8862439

Can't they invest in some chainmail gloves for this?

>> No.8862486

dis is a varey gud nife
what a gud a nife

>> No.8862487

I find this sexuaññy pñeasing

>> No.8862489

with heavy chain gloves they wouldnt be able to work as accurately and fast as they do with the lab gloves

also, seeing how easily that saw cuts through thick pig bones, you'd probably need thick kevlar fiber gloves or something similar to withstand it. this saw would easily cut through metal ringmail.

>> No.8862522

This activated all my almonds

>> No.8862537
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>> No.8862546

Why wouldn't he just cut it into smaller pieces?

>> No.8862550

how 2 make

>> No.8862559

Who is this faggot?

>> No.8862569

Muh dick

>> No.8862597

Sassy but has the chops to back it up.

>> No.8862605

This is Danish if I remember correctly. At least I ate it in Denmark (a couple of years ago).

>> No.8862623
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Jack being jack

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>> No.8862650


not a jack vid I swear.

>> No.8862658

>tfw his domino wall didn't survive the move

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>> No.8862679

I wanna put my dick in it

>> No.8862680

Mmmm, shoe leather. Gonna make a mighty fine pair of boots.

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>be high
>be low on money
>be out of food

coming to this thread was a mistake. It's like watching porn but not being able to fap.

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>tfw you realize jack was the DSP of /ck/ the whole time

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>> No.8862750

so he can do the tableside presentation, thats all.

>> No.8862788

he can't get out without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he can leave

>> No.8862789

idk why but the food ranger is fucking retarded. his chinese is still bad despite living there for years and he always seems unreasonably nervous in his videos. he even fakes an accent and says nutty like "noo-ty" despite speaking it in english and being a canuck.
at least he shows good food though.

>> No.8862805

>pelvic thrust with every cut
Gets me every fucking time.

>> No.8862831

what are those?

>> No.8862841

Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.8862854

Probably rice wrappers

>> No.8862859

I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying, and no tip.

>> No.8862870

>putting salt/pepper on the egg at any stage other than right at the end

Ruins the texture of the egg

>> No.8862891

salt is better when it's yolky lad

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First off, yolky is not a word. Secondly, regardless of yolk content, salt ruins the TEXTURE OF THE EGG. Try to really comprehend that.

I'm sure your taste pallet is as bad as your reading comprehension so you probably can't tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg.

>> No.8862946

This is a webm for people who are too dumb to recognize what actually good cooking looks like.

>> No.8862969

I never grow tired of seeing rock being made.

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>> No.8863021

It's dead already dumbass

>> No.8863053

Kept waiting for him to slice the shit out of his hands with glorious nippon steel folded mirrion times

>> No.8863066

>Its nothing serious but people like to see these video and god HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS DISGUSTING ALL MEXICANS NEED TO HANG
So the Mexican version of every "Do Americans really _____?" post.

>> No.8863074

>Glorious Nippon steel
>Folded over a thousand times
>Filthy gaijn go home

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>> No.8863115

It's beautiful, isn't it?
Like watching a train wreck, or clicking random on efukt. You just never know what's going to happen.

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>> No.8863156

>floofing them up into huge pillows
this is fascinating

>> No.8863161

what exactly is this?

>> No.8863162


Looks like japanese cheesecake

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>> No.8863169

/tv/ here

Why no jack?

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>> No.8863178


If this grown man cut my steak for me, I would walk back into his kitchen and smack the shit out of him. That's tremendously faggy. My Mom stopped cutting my meat for me at least 2 summers ago, and I'll be damned if a grown ass man is going to start doing it again.

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>> No.8863180

I thought it was Tamago which is an egg sushi item, but I'm not really sure, definitely Japanese though

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>Pretending to be this retarded.

>> No.8863211

>The Yorkshire puddings

This triggered the Brits

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>> No.8863225

why did you end it before the part where she chops her fingers off?

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Did I?

>> No.8863253

Honey is such an interesting product. Who thought the risk of going into Bee hives and stealing their gooey shit was a good idea?

>> No.8863292

Idk but a local bee harvester pits beehives on my property and it's beyond fascinating. I go out with him to harvest and it's unbelievable. Free honey as well.

Help the bees m8s :(

>> No.8863436

He'd beat you up and cook you and look good doing it.

>> No.8863489

I worked in meat for years, and sure, all the cutters got bit once or twice, but I've never met someone who full on lost a finger. The worst I've seen was when I was supergluing a cutters flapping fingertip back on over the drain so people thought it was just animal blood.

Fucker took a couple vicodin and went right back to the bandsaw too, gave it a hearty respect slap first to tell it he learned his lesson.

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>> No.8863512

I'm sitting here trying to figure out a scenario in which they didn't fuck up, like, a situation where that meat is exactly where it needs to be.

I can't think of a single time where fuckin leathery but not dried meat is actually worth eating

>> No.8863555

that's way too many scallions for my taste

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I'm glad I'm not a dumb wageslave who has to be proud about cutting my fingers up.

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>tfw I went to Alinea and spent the entire desert period vomiting in the bathroom

>> No.8863700

Underrated post

>> No.8863778


A) Good for you, some of us had to work a bit to get financially comfortable by thirty
B) Learn how past tense works, I may have worked a shit job for a time, but at least I'm educated

>> No.8863806

>Spends all that time prepping a pretentious as fuck drink
>lights the cigar wrong

Fuck me

>> No.8863972

>no head

>> No.8863976

thats because you re a faggot.

>> No.8863985

lad humanity is probably going to end in your lifetime. forget about the bees.

>> No.8863992

why does this need instructions it's just agar and water

>> No.8864031

I've never seen it done other than on that one show either.

>> No.8864044

other than the eggs being poached like absolute shit, this might be the most edible jack webm ive ever seen.

>> No.8864506

It's like she has a really shitty superpower

>> No.8864529

God damn, where can I watch this?

>> No.8864595

>400 calorie egg

>> No.8864633

this gave me a half chub

>> No.8864773

>going to falvor town.webm

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>> No.8865022

Is it really?

>> No.8865064

>just assumes it's American because cheese

>> No.8865098

Ah, yes. Filthy garage candy