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it takes me about 35 minutes to get home from where I work, so I always stop and get some energy drinks, slimjims, hamburgers, really any junk food that can be eaten in the car.
the drive home is just enough time for things to really get churning in my belly, so as soon as I get home I go straight to the bathroom and destroy my fucking toilet. I blow hard diarrhea all over the place with satisfaction and think to myself "yeah, I own this fucking toilet, I'm a hard working business man and I can do what I want"

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>>8855066
*Ded*

This is the meaning of life.