/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8853232]

What's the most numale food?

[Anonymous No.8853235]

>>8853232

Caesar salad with grilled chicken on top.

[Anonymous No.8853249]

>>8853232
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.8853261]

>>8853232
Fruits/veggies.

I eat potato's and corn occasionally broccoli. Orange juice in the morning.
Other than that it's meat and bread.

Did you know in some parts of Europe meat is in such short supply parents feed their kids vegetables instead of meat at meals?

[Anonymous No.8853271]

Kale
Microbrewed beer
Gluten free anything
Quinoa

[Anonymous No.8853274]

>>8853232
Fag go away
>>8853261
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.8853275]

>>8853261
>trying so hard to appear manly via food choices that you die of colon cancer at age 40

Good plan.

[Anonymous No.8853276]

>>8853235
>>8853249
>>8853261
All of these posts are extremely low quality. Especially that last one. Yikes.

OP, quinoa is the perfect numale food

[Anonymous No.8853281]

>>8853232
>numale
What the fuck does this even mean? I'm pretty sure it's just /pol/speak for hipster.

[Anonymous No.8853288]

>>8853232
the mc chicken because you get man tits if you eat to much of it

[Anonymous No.8853289]

>>8853275
>implying I wanna live past 60 and see my body deteriorated to nothing while mooching off the government

I'll eat real food that tastes good instead of your rabbit food and enjoy my life.

Difference is. I eat food. You eat what food eats.

[Anonymous No.8853292]

>>8853281
Numale is hipster + beta. They usually align themselves with leftist identity politics and feminism so they can attempt to get laid. Get with the times, gramps.

[Anonymous No.8853339]

>>8853289

You might want to sit down for this one because I'm about to blow your mind. You ready?

You can eat "real food that tastes good" and fruits and vegetables...at the same time! Holy shit!!! You're not a carnivore, dumbass.

What are you, 15 years old? Every edgy child comes out with this shit about how they don't want to live past X age so they don't care if they ruin their body now. The funny thing is, once you hit that age, you won't be suddenly struck with a burning urge to die.

[Anonymous No.8853348]

>>8853339
Wow sit down cuz now it's my turn to blow your mind.

Eat what you want I'll eat what I want and you can shut the fuck up and stop telling people how to live you triggered rabbit food eating fuck boi nu male faggot. I don't tell you to stop eating dick return the courtesy.

[Anonymous No.8853349]

>>8853281

[Anonymous No.8853351]

>curved Legos
Fuck is this shit

[Anonymous No.8853366]

>>8853348
When you're burned your left with nothing. No cash, no credit, no job history...

[Anonymous No.8853372]

>>8853232
Cocks

[Anonymous No.8853376]

>>8853348
>Eat what you want I'll eat what I want and you can shut the fuck up and stop telling people how to live

Calm down kid, I'm not the one who showed up in the thread to tell everyone what a big man I am for refusing to eat fruits and vegetables. By all means, please keep eating hamburgers for 3 meals a day but make sure nobody tries to sneak vegetables onto them as a topping. Might turn you gay if you eat some lettuce by accident.

Keep up the good work. Die early and make the world a better place. You're a Real Man now.

[Anonymous No.8853382]

>>8853292
>no men support women's rights out of altruism and try to steer the movement toward acknowledging men's pov
K.

[Anonymous No.8853389]

>>8853376
>being a triggered bitch

You don't know when to sit down and talk your L do you little man?

Only proving my point about nu males eating veggies. But it takes a special kind to get so butt frustrated that real men still exist.

[Anonymous No.8853394]

>>8853366
Fuck you. I wish I could watch that stupid series for the first time all over again

[Anonymous No.8853398]

>>8853349
That guy's got it all backwards. The manliest thing you can do is take your girl's strapon up your ass for that sweet, sweet prostate stimulation and then switch out and cum in her ass.

[Anonymous No.8853405]

>>8853389

I don't think you realize how hilarious it is that you actually believe the shit you keep writing. I've honestly never encountered anyone who thought that eating vegetables makes you somehow less of a man.

Is this a flyover thing? Do you just not know how to cook? Did mommy never feed you anything but unseasoned steamed vegetables and you swore to never eat them again? Please explain.

[Anonymous No.8853414]

>>8853382
Numale: the post

[Anonymous No.8853417]

>>8853405
Shut up faggot youre making me cringe. Stop embarrassing yourself with your dumb ass arguments and logical fallacies.

You try to take the high road but you actually just sound like a mad bitch.

[Anonymous No.8853431]

Anyone who posts in this thread is a numale.

Oh no!

[Anonymous No.8853433]

>>8853417
dogg any road is the high road compared to where you are

[Anonymous No.8853440]

>>8853417

I love that you're trying so hard to defend being a picky child.

[Anonymous No.8853445]

>>8853382
bernie shouldve won!!

[Anonymous No.8853467]

>>8853440
>if I get the last post I win

If you argue with stupid people, theyll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Unfortunately for you, you lost as soon as you started spergging out about my eating habits. Pathetic. Get a life for real.

[Anonymous No.8853477]

>>8853445
I voted for him and there's nothing you can do about it. Socialism is the way to go in the 22st century.

[Anonymous No.8853486]

>>8853477
>him
Did you just assume their gender?

[Anonymous No.8853493]

>>8853271
Nah, kale has been a meme since like '85.

I personally love it.

[Anonymous No.8853514]

>>8853467
>if I get the last post I win
>while still trying to get the last post

Nigga just stop, you can't beat me. Eating nothing but steak and potatoes because "that's what real men do" is not a eating habit unless you're 8 years old and your parents don't care about you.

Your position is indefensible and I will keep feeding you as long as you keep trying to defend it.

[Anonymous No.8853515]

>>8853493
You weren't supposed to eat that crap out of the bottom if the pizza hut salad bar. It was decoration then

[Anonymous No.8853538]

>>8853514
>you can't beat me

You're so cringe dude holy shit do you have actual autism? Literally just get off the computer and go outside I'm not even playing with you anymore because all your posts just make me fucking embarrassed for you.

[Anonymous No.8853547]

>>8853514
I know you will keep yapping, cos you are a classic numale.

[Anonymous No.8853558]

>>8853538

The fact that you actually have a folder full of reaction images just makes it better. Please don't stop.

[Anonymous No.8853561]

>>8853514
You stupid nigger stop taking his bait.

[Anonymous No.8853566]

>>8853232
idk vegan gluten-free something, especially if they have no diagnosed reason to do so.

[Anonymous No.8853578]

>>8853558
Cha brah, I know my reaction images have been on point. Don't be mad cuz I'm styling on your bitch ass.

I'll post a couple more but you can't have my rare pepes!

[Anonymous No.8854514]

>numale foods

This retarded meme has gone too far. A food is "numale" if a numale eats it.

I'm a centre-right construction worker. If I eat a salmon fillet with avocado mango salsa, a kale salad, quinoa and craft beer, thats my business.

Stop trying to cram your retarded /pol/ shit where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.8854535]

The one you eat as you care about what people think on the shitty slow board of the irrelevant nigerian congo dancing consortium

[Anonymous No.8854585]

>>8853235
This
>>8853276
Disagree. Thjere's no single dish that represents half-assing it because you just don't know any better than the chicken Caesar salad. It's close to vegan they way remembering to call that trans friend of a friend they is being unprejudiced. It goes well with the beard and the fact that you once flirted with a chick from a different race.

[Anonymous No.8854616]

>>8854514
What's this "center right" bullshit. Christ, you nu-male take a stand. Either go alt-right or fucking far left. Stop the namby pamby tiptoeing through the tulips.

[Anonymous No.8854684]

>>8853271
Kale inhibits estrogen growth, its good for ya brah

[Anonymous No.8854694]

>>8853339
>you won't be suddenly struck with a burning urge to die.
Not that other anon but I want to die already. I'm only 29.

>inb4 kill yourself faggit
I prefer natural things.

[Anonymous No.8854698]

>>8854616
>what's this centre right bullshit
A well established political position?

I have moderate political beliefs because I'm a well adjusted adult living in the real world. Radical politics are for children and people with mental illness.

[Anonymous No.8854699]

>>8853235
You're wrong. Literally the only salad they sell at the Costco food court.

[Anonymous No.8854707]

>>8854698
>Claiming to be well adjusted
>complaining about a discussion of nu-male food because somehow this term offends your sensabilities

[Anonymous No.8854732]

>>8853578
18+

[Anonymous No.8854737]

>>8853274
>>8853276
Triggered fuckboys, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.8854739]

>>8854732
Oh you mad huh? Fuck with me then.

[Anonymous No.8854745]

>>8853578
>I'm styling on your bitch ass.

[Anonymous No.8854751]

>>8854616
Actually, balance is more dignified because it takes more effort to be neutral about your opinions instead of being carried away.

[Anonymous No.8854762]

>>8854751
*nods sagely in agreement*

[Anonymous No.8854797]

tofu

[daily reminder stormfaggotry i(...) No.8854830]

>>8854616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_(psychology)

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together the dichotomy of both positive and negative qualities of the self and others into a cohesive, realistic whole. It is a common defense mechanism used by many people.[1] The individual tends to think in extremes (i.e., an individual's actions and motivations are all good or all bad with no middle ground).

[Anonymous No.8854873]

>>8853382
Feminism hasn't been about equality for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.8855089]

>>8853232
Anything vegan
Anything glutten free if you dont have allergy to Glutten
Kinoa
Fake Meat

[Anonymous No.8855092]

Craft beer, the fuel of numales

[Anonymous No.8855208]

>>8853232
Anything with soy in it like tofu.

[Anonymous No.8855219]

>>8853558
that's not really a strange thing around these parts, you gay reddit cuck

[Anonymous No.8855232]

>>8854514
Stop shoving your retarded /pol/ obsession where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.8855235]

>>8855089
What's your cup size?

[Anonymous No.8855238]

Steak. Nu-males loves arguing about stuff, like in this thread, and steak is the #1 arguing food.

[Anonymous No.8855240]

Pho

[Anonymous No.8855243]

>>8855240
it's pronounced 'fhuh' isn't that crazy, you guys?

[Anonymous No.8855249]

>>8855092
>I really hate beer that tastes good, that's for beta libtards

[Anonymous No.8855261]

>>8855243
Its pee-hole

[Anonymous No.8855269]

>>8855249
Numale, beta faggot detected.

[Anonymous No.8855274]

>>8853578

[Anonymous No.8855355]

>>8853351
Its a cake. Its not real legos. Its cake. :)

[Anonymous No.8855472]

>>8853431
Oh shit a candied roasted onion would probs be super good

[Anonymous No.8855712]

>>8853232
Pizza

[Anonymous No.8855731]

>>8853276
Fuck you I like quinoa. It's superior to rice

[Anonymous No.8855751]

>>8853276
look at this skelington

[Anonymous No.8855952]

>>8853281
This. It sounds like a term coined by mouthbreathing permavirgin losers to form some kind of 'in group' to identify with that gives their otherwise meaningless lives some sort of validity and presence. On the Internet. Funny that last part.

[Anonymous No.8855956]

>>8855952
t. numale

[Anonymous No.8856003]

>>8855952
t. nu-male

[Anonymous No.8856005]

>>8853558
>implying a handful of obscure images constitutes as having an entire folder
>memeing this hard


>>8853578
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.8856011]

>>8855952
>t. numale sjw beta cuckold

[Anonymous No.8856026]

>>8855956
>>8856003
We hive mind now

[Anonymous No.8856038]

>>8855952
>mouthbreathing permavirgin

always easy to spot the buttflustered redditor

[Anonymous No.8856067]

something like pic related. someone please post more

[Anonymous No.8856223]

>>8856038
And yet, like moths to the flame, you all respond. Funny that.

[Anonymous No.8856309]

couscous

[Anonymous No.8856323]

>>8853288
>the mc chicken because you get man tits if you eat to much of it
so much this

[Anonymous No.8856352]

>>8856067
I'm convinced that garlic clove is fake. Looks genuinely like plastic.

I just keep having more questions the longer I look at this pic. Why are they using a shovel as a plate? Why do they have a whole wooden plate for bread and dip but not the main dish? Why is there a cutting board to the side, and why didn't they use that as a plate? What the fuck is in that tube left of the beer mug?

To answer OP's question, the answer will always be whats trendy, so as of now it would be some locally sourced, vegan, GMO-free, gluten free superfood smoothie or some other froo-froo pseudo-science laden bullshit that they can take pics of and post on twitter/Facebook.

[Anonymous No.8856356]

>>8854751
>more dignified

And this is a valid way of measuring beliefs because?

I found a picture equivalent of your centre right construction worker pretty pretty beliefs.
Much dognified, way valid, such amaze woah!

[Anonymous No.8856562]

for real though, this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE&t=14s

even the commercials looks like something out of college final projects

[Anonymous No.8856568]

>>8856352
there's more

[Anonymous No.8856574]

>>8856568

[Anonymous No.8856576]

>>8856574
i can almost hear the chef with square glasses and multicolored beard yells WA-LA

[Anonymous No.8856577]

>>8853515
Fucking mericans. Kale is a meme here since 1580.

[Anonymous No.8856838]

>>8853232
either third-wave coffee or craft beer
very close

>>8853261
broccoli is a veg my man
it's also one of the most beta vegetables you can eat

[Anonymous No.8856850]

>>8853398

[Anonymous No.8856854]

>>8855952
>t. numale

[Anonymous No.8856856]

>>8856562
>start by talking a stroll down to the local farmers market

Done. Post your times.

[Anonymous No.8856866]

>>8856562
if only there was some way to sqeeze the bad
MMMMMMM

To millenniums are to blame here

[Anonymous No.8856925]

>>8853289

>helplessly addicted to sugar and empty carbohydrates
>attempts to portray himself as someone who's dietary choices are made on principle alone
>ends post on the corniest neckbeard quote imaginable

Your body hates you

[Anonymous No.8856930]

>>8856925
That's funny projection. I actually don't eat sugar.

>your body hates you
>funny, your girlfriend loves it

[Anonymous No.8856932]

>>8853376
post of the year

>>8853389
an actual waste of air and space. Reeks of self-loathing in every post

[Anonymous No.8856938]

>>8856930

Kek, this thread has you so analmad that you're just baiting for replies? Enjoy your (you), i'm hella mad right now.

[Anonymous No.8856954]

>>8856932
>Being mad that I eat like men were supposed to

Ha, lucky this is the internet not irl I'd whoop your pale beta male ass.

[Anonymous No.8856980]

>>8856954

>flexing on the internet

Tough guy eh? I curl kegs for a living, my guy. I'd toss you flabby ass over my shoulder and not even look back. And I'd do that on a diet of tofu and greens, fag.

[Anonymous No.8857033]

>>8853382
Did he say that, you autist?

[Anonymous No.8857226]

>>8855208
What about soy sauce? Can I add some when I'm cooking Chinese or does that make me a numale?

[Anonymous No.8857240]

>>8853348
Aren't you unhappy being an ugly, smelly fatass with no energy and no real friends?

[Anonymous No.8857296]

>>8854514
t. triggered numale

[Anonymous No.8857343]

>>8854707
>discussing the topic at hand is something well adjusted people don't do

Simply epic, also good refutation of literally any point I've made

[Anonymous No.8857452]

Tapas.

Not the real kind like they do in Spain but the bullshit kind you see in the US.

[Anonymous No.8857566]

>>8857226
You don't even understand why soy is bad, do you? Pro-tip it's nothing to do with politics or food trends.

[Anonymous No.8858104]

>>8855472
>stickmanstartingtocomplainbutthenthinkingandrealizinghisopponentmghtbeontosomething.jpg

[Anonymous No.8858131]

>>8853289
Its nice to know that the world wont have to stand your stupidity much longer

[Anonymous No.8858157]

>>8853389
It requires an incredibly fragile ego or an overinflated one plus a good deal of ignorance to make such an abhorrent post. Good job

[Anonymous No.8858218]

>>8856954
>said the pale ugly obese man in the comfort of his mothers basement

[Anonymous No.8858248]

>>8858218
t, numale

[Anonymous No.8858467]

So this board is basically just /int/ or /pol/ but with food and without flags?

[Anonymous No.8858900]

The guys trying really hard to prove how manly they are to strangers are always the ones who wind up being closet fags.

[Anonymous No.8859013]

>>8858467
So this poster is basically just /tv/ with more ass burgers?

[Anonymous No.8859128]

>>8853232
F̳͓͛͘o̻͚̞̜͎͙͡r̢͎͙̆͋ͪͪͯ ͔͐ͭͭ̌m͇̖̅ͮ̚̚ë̩̗̖ͭͪ,͚͋ͪ̐̋̎̂͌ ̸̍̄ͩ̔̚ị̣͋ͩ̈́͜t̟͉̳̘̪̍͌́'͚̄̐̐s̝̰͎̩͇̮̏ ̨̺͙̲̜̟̖̱ͧͯ͑̃̐̇͒th͇̜̲̼̗̆͂̕e͓͇͛̀ ̐̈́M̨̮̰̝̪̬̉ͮͩ̓͐c̭͕͔̜̣̩̒C̴͖̻̥͆̍́̌̾ẖ̫̦̞̮̒̐̾͠i̓͊̔̀̚͞ͅc͙̔ͤ͐̑ͧͮk̷͙͇̑̽ͪ̓̽ͮ̽e̷̘̦̯̗̯̰̺͆̽ͮͦ͂̚n̤͓̊ͤ͛̋̾ͧ͂͞;͈̖̻͛͊ ̩̞̰̯̩̟̏͛̂t̢ͤ̒̔̄̚h̢̝͖̤̥̅͑ͭ́ͤ̃̎ͅë̿̿̓͢ ̰̲ͯ̓ͭ̋̒b͖̯͝ë̯͉͚̮̫̟̘͆ͣͯ̌s͙̭̆͋͐̋̚ṫ̝͇̖̫̳̝ͫ̂͒͐ ̝̭ͯ̋̒̂̆̓ͅf̩̫̹͓̼̳̯ͭ̿̌ͨä̲͉͈͚̪̞́́̿ŝ̛̤t͇̙̠̳͚̃ͤ̈́ͬ̈́ͅͅ ̼̮̤̠̠̪̞ͤ͐̌ͭ̌͞f̷̜o̫̰͌͊̌̏̒̇ͪo̠̞̲͇̼͓̔̾̑̈̊ͨ̀d͍͒ ̶̩̬̏̿́̐́s̩̟̯̯ͨͦ̽a̢̳̖̘͑̔ͦn̟̺͔͕͓̖̱̐̕d̞̭͉͕̝̆̈́w͙̯̞̠̥̗̎̂͌͌i͈̪̟̥̅͊ͅc͕̩͔̜͈͎͡h!̶̲̓ͮ͒̃͊ͫ

[Anonymous No.8859135]

>>8858467
The election did this. I've been here since the board's inception. It's a fucking shame

[Anonymous No.8859146]

Hard bread dipped in water to soften it up. That’s all they’re getting in their bread lines.

[Anonymous No.8859694]

>>8856562
goddamn that is one annoying commercial

[Anonymous No.8861446]

>>8853232
For me, it's a pure glass of water filled with tasty xenoestrogens leaked from a plastic bottle.

[Anonymous No.8861455]

>>8854684
How in the fucking world could that ever be a good thing

[Anonymous No.8861567]

>>8853232
THAT IS SUCH A CUTE CAKE

[Anonymous No.8861602]

>>8853232
Sushi

[Anonymous No.8862287]

>>8853289
Please be baiting

[Anonymous No.8862300]

>>8862287
How is that bait? Baffles me how triggered this board got when I said I wanted to eat tasty food and didn't care about hanging onto life past my usefulness?

[Anonymous No.8862321]

>>8853232
>Biology hack!

[Anonymous No.8862462]

>>8853232
Bacon.

[Anonymous No.8862481]

>>8856562
This shit company could've been saved if they had just sold the juice instead the the retarded machine that presses the juice out of the compartment.

But that's Silicon Valley for you.

[Anonymous No.8863402]

>>8853348
Holy shit the autism is blinding

[Anonymous No.8863425]

>>8862321
To be fair, this is probably a great thing if you use it as a supplement instead of replacing your entire diet with it.

[Anonymous No.8863435]

>>8863402
>everything I don't like is autism

Cool. You showed him.

[Anonymous No.8863461]

>>8853235
Fuck thats disturbingly accurate

[Anonymous No.8863499]

>8863435
No, autistic niggers like you are autism. I know you're just that same poster from above, just watching his thread like a hawk getting furious when people mention vegetables. Kys already

[Anonymous No.8863523]

>>8863499
I couldn't even read your post.
The way you string together words is baffling and nonsensical.

I'm autistic and I'm going to tell you face to face that 1. You are wrong and 2. You need to learn to speak english because you sound like a fucking moron.

Go find another board, retard.

[Anonymous No.8863554]

>>8858104
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8863832]

>>8854873
It was never about equality

[Anonymous No.8864110]

>>8855952
>

[Anonymous No.8864117]

>>8855952
t.numale hipster scum

[Anonymous No.8864163]

>>8864110
This guy's eyebrows make me want to punch him but I'd still fuck his ass.

[Anonymous No.8864184]

>>8855956
>>8856003
>>8856005
>>8856011
>>8856026
>>8856038
>>8856854
>>8858248
>>8864110
>>8864117
XD

[Anonymous No.8864397]

>>8853578
>Don't be mad cuz I'm styling on your bitch ass.

[Anonymous No.8864404]

>>8854514

[Anonymous No.8865635]

>>8858104
You are a faggot.