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8844210 No.8844210 [Reply] [Original]

You must take control of your eating habit, /ck/.

I am putting you on a 300 calorie diet for 12 months.

>> No.8844279

They eat 100 Kcal high protein low carb

>> No.8844288

>>8844279
They eat 100,000 calories on a DIET? Jesus fuck, Americans are disgusting.

>> No.8844321
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>>8844288
>pretends to be metricfag disgusted at burgers
>doesn't know what Kcal are

>> No.8844325

>>8844288
1000 Kcal sorry

>> No.8844407

>>8844210
>eating
>habit
Yes I also have some other wildly destructive "habits," such as fucking breathing for example.

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>>8844210
>calorie
Trusting non standard units of measure
How new
Summer is here howdee newfag

>> No.8846124

>>8844210
I'm gonna need you to lose 100 pounds by tomorrow.

>> No.8846183

>>8844210
i want to eat this man

>> No.8848136

>>8844407
Eating 10,000 calories a day like these people do is a pretty bad habit, retard.

>> No.8848314

>>8846183
But why

>> No.8848333

>tfw 4/20 binge
ive been high and stuffing my face ever since it was 4/20 and i just reached my goal weight too
oh well i'll lose it in a week and maybe itll get my parents off my back about me losing weight when they visit me this week
/thinspo

>> No.8848341

>>8848333
forgot to add the whole reason why i posted itt lol
>300 kcals
not difficult as long as u drink plenty of water and chew a lot of gum
especially if ur subtracting calories from cardio

>> No.8848359

>>8844210
Hes not exactly in top shape either

>> No.8848430

Make me.

>> No.8849503

>>8848359
People keep writing that as if he's supposed to be ripped. He's a fucking 72 year-old surgeon who's spent decades dealing with morbidly obese fucks and performing grueling marathon surgeries.

>> No.8849568

>>8844288
>not knowing that Calories = kilocalories
God I hope you are trolling

>> No.8849584

>>8844407
This is also a problem you must take care of.
You must breathe only fifty times a day.

>> No.8849601

>>8844407
Well, breathing is actually destructive to you. Oxygen is both how we live and why we die.

>> No.8849610

>>8849503
That sounds like an excuse!

>> No.8849672

>>8849503
Fair enough

>> No.8849748

>>8849568
>calories = kcal

Then why don't you fucking say "calorie." Everyone knows what a calorie is, /fit/fag. You know why you add a layer of obfuscation? So you can smugly smile and smirk, "oh look, he doesn't belong to my tribal group. I'm freely permitted to point and laugh."

That's just a strange way to live.

>> No.8849850

>>8849748
Most people who have taken the General Chemistry series have most likely run into Calories vs calories before. It's really not that exclusive. In fact, even /fit/ knows the difference simply through their minimal experience with looking into diet. How can you be on a food-centric board and not know what a kcal is?

>> No.8849866

>300 calorie diet
So... the equivalent of a bowl of cereal per day and nothing else? What am I, a North Korean?

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8849883

>>8844210
And dat'll be ya last suppah!

>> No.8849952

>>8848136
Half of them eat closer to 15 or 20 k

>> No.8849971

Looks like it's time to switch doctors :)

>> No.8850018

>>8844210
how is this show called

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8850059

>>8844210
>WATCH IT DOCTA

>> No.8850085

>>8849883
SIZE OF A PEA

>> No.8850094

OBSESSED
B
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>> No.8850109

>>8850094
O B E S E

B

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>> No.8850283

>tfw eat the recommended calories a day and still fat

>> No.8850753
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8850753

honestly should be doing this.

i have type 2 diabetes. starvation is the cure.

give me pancreas a nice rest. let my cells restore their insulin sensitivity.

40 days of famine. STARTING NOW.

suffer well.

>> No.8850769

>Fast all day so I can absorb alcohol easier and quicker
>Eat around 1500 calories in Pizza for dinner
>Drink 2000 calories in Mikes Hard
>around 500 more calories in Rum

>Vomit uncontrollably by the end of the night and the next morning
>Dont gain any calories at all

Checkm8 Dr. Now

>> No.8850785

>>8850753
I hope you're not literally eating absolutely nothing. Even type 2 does need to be worked on. Eat a few crackers with a small, like, diner sized pat of jam once or twice a day at least to ensure your blood sugar doesn't drop like a stone and cause you to have a seizure like I did. Lost my entire arm because I was trying to force it to be better and got into a car crash. Don't do it man. 40g a day sugar is a good spot to aim for. Less would be better, but 40g will keep you around the higher end of normal (110-120 blood glucose) on average.

>> No.8851017

>>8844210
You mean 300 less than used? Or is the idea that as a dead man I will lose weight rapidly?

>> No.8851023

>>8848136
What if I'm a professional cyclist? then 8000 calories a day is pretty standard.

>> No.8851105

>>8844210
Well, I'll starve and die in a month or two so... Sure.

>> No.8851755

>>8848136
What do you mean by "these people"?

>> No.8851805

>>8851755
He is clearly talking about black folks at kfc

>> No.8851840

>>8849748
No,
calories = calories
Calories = kilocalories
Stupid notaton but I will nitpick if others feebly atempt it.

>> No.8851841

>>8850785
might be better to use meat and fat? or do those not work for the beetus?