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>see qt cashier
>order meal with pepsi
>is coke fine?
>not as fine as you

what are your favorite ways to get banned from dining establishments?

>> No.8843893

>>8843885
>order pepsi
>we have coke
>not as fine as you
>what?
>y-you too

>> No.8843897

>>8843885
Be black.

>> No.8843900

>>8843885
idk call them all niggers or something

>> No.8843910

>>8843893
This hit too close to home...

>> No.8844061

> order pepsi
> "is coke okay?"
> Columbian or Peruvian?

>> No.8844080
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8844080

I specifically say "Coke or Pepsi" when I don't know which brand the restaurant serves, and I still get asked if Pepsi is okay.

>> No.8844132

>>8843893
lol, fuck i can see someone saying that

>> No.8844217

>be qt cashier
>some manchild orders sweet carbonated drinks with his meal
>throw up a bit inside and look at him in disgust

Just use the drive in guys it's better for everyone.

>> No.8844225

>>8843893
you're giving me flashbacks

>> No.8844234

https://youtu.be/TqxDY2_gySo

>> No.8844405

>>8844217
Are you located at, around, or near the capital of England, which belongs to the United Kingdom?

>> No.8844423
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8844423

>>8843893
Stop. I'd actually be the one that does this

>> No.8845911

>>8843893

recovery

>order pepsi
>we have coke
>not as fine as you
>what?
>sure, if that's fine with you

>> No.8845927

>>8845911
You know we can't think to say smooth shit like that on the spot.

>> No.8845945

>>8843885
>Get Taco Bell take out
>Go to McDonald's double drive-thru
>Pull in line without ordering
>Blast music and eat Taco Bell at the window
>Wear a sombrero for bonus points
>Leave

>> No.8845962

>>8845927
It's almost like you didn't ever have to bullshit your way out of getting in trouble for cursing in gradeschool.

>> No.8845963

>>8845911
>sure, if that's fine with you
>oh, ok coke got it
>when you fell down from heaven
>please leave

>> No.8846059

>Go to any fast food place with free refills
>Ask only for a large drink
>If they give you a cup, stand at the machine and fill it with each drink
>when it fills, pour it out and fill it with each drink again
>Rinse and repeat until either the machine is empty or you get yelled at

>> No.8846077

>Get a large pizza from Papa John's
>Go to Pizza Hut
>Open door and frisbee throw the pizza into the restaurant and scream "PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE!!!" at the top of your lungs
>Quietly leave

>> No.8846091

>be me
>order Mcdonald
>sit in car listening to the audiobook
>y you two

>> No.8846148

>>8845962
I had to bullshit my way out of punching some emo kid in the back of his fat neck for being such a piece of shit
>I don't want to be your friend because you believe in Santa
Yeah well fuck you too Erik, I didn't want to be your friend anyways

>> No.8846189

>enjoy your food
>thanks you too

every time

>> No.8846575
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8846575

>>8846148
Kek

>> No.8846606

>>8846148
How big was Erik's cock?

>> No.8846613

>>8846606
And how vinegary

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8847478

>>8844217
>be qt cashier
Not even in your wildest dreams

>> No.8847487

Showing up extremely drunk and making sexual advances toward staff is a good one

>> No.8847495

>>8844080
Rekt

>> No.8847699

>visit restaurant
>approach counter and start asking for a pizza
>get cut of mid speech and asked to leave because of my smell
>just stand there for a moment to think of a way to respond to preserve my dignity
>I could feel every person in the vicinity were staring at me
>before I could come up with an answer a waitress comes up from my back and startles me
>she asks if I'm lost as if I'm a retard
>I realise that I'll just go along as being a fully functional person who stinks would be too embarassing
>so he's guiding me outside and I put on my best acting for retard
>I see an old classmate sitting among some friends of his so I quit the act and start walking towards him as there would be no way that he couldn't have seen
>I begin talking to him and I realise it wasn't him
>I run for the door as everyone's disgusted looks are aimed at me
>spaghetti is literally everywhere
>I hit my face on the door as I attempted to make a fast exit, the door opened outwards

>> No.8847701

>>8847699
I hope this is true.

>> No.8848044

>is coke fine?
Why has nobody commented on how unnatural and disabled this sounds
OP needs to be euthanised

>> No.8848099

>>8847699
Just say something along the lines of this. "Sorry, the cancer really affects my pores, so I sweat and sweat a lot."

>> No.8848110

ITT
>teenagers acting like shit and giving people a hard time at their jobs because they have never worked before

>> No.8848185
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8848185

>>8848044
It's a MEME

Everything on /ck/ is a MEME

>> No.8848500

>>8843885
>>8843893
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/670ei7/cuck_orders_a_soda/

>> No.8848512

>>8848500
Wow I did it guys!

>> No.8848715

>>8848500
I finally made it. So proud :')

>> No.8848739

>>8848185
Make
Every
Meat
Edible

MEME

>> No.8848754

>>8844080
>I'll take a cola
>Sorry, we only have Sprite
Motherfuckers

>> No.8849287

>>8844234
This fuck needs to be executed.

>> No.8849349

mfw I have literally
>enjoy the film
>you to!

>> No.8849569

>>8849349
I've gotten to where I have to actively resist doing that.

>> No.8850613

>>8848044
>find a restaurant
>ask for RC or Pepsi
>become immersed in the meme

>discovering a restaurant that serves RC or Pepsi
you did it wrong

>> No.8851546

>>8847699
holy fucking kek

>> No.8851549

>>8843885
>get banned from a restaurant for talking with the cashier

holly molly, you americans really surprise me

>> No.8851570

>>8848500
what are you doing nigger

>> No.8851598

>>8846189
kek
Guilty as charged bro

>> No.8851628

>>8843885
>feeling like shit as usual
>get some clothes from the pile of dirty shit and get out to buy food or wathever
>get into mcdonalds, fuck its full of kids
>stare at the ground and try not to look at anyone
>moms grab their kids and pull them close
>finally my turn, mumble something, i want food
>cashieer asks me what i want, i take two burgers, why not?
>get my food seconds after ordering, to go even tho i forgot to ask for that, they really want me gone
>grab the bag and im out but im not done yet, go to the gas station next and buy some soda and icecream
>blew way too much money that i probably needed for something else but who cares, if im lucky im not waking up
>eat it at home in total darkness because i never bothered to change the lightbulb that borke months ago
>its better this way anyways, this way i cant see all the trash around and all the damage i have done to the place

>> No.8851630

>>8843893
>"have a nice day"
>you too
>"have a nice day"
>you too
>"enjoy"
>you too
Every. Fucking. Time.

>> No.8851638

>>8851628
I hate when lightbulbs are borken

>> No.8851674
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8851674

>>8851628
but that's not a room lightbulbs are borken, but those inside you anon

>> No.8851675

>>8849569
Yeah, me too

>> No.8851729

>>8851628
Hey there buddy! It's your old pal knifey. I miss playing together. Come visit me and run me along your wrists to make the pain go away!

>> No.8851736

>>8851729
underageb&

>> No.8851738

>>8851736
Check em

>> No.8851876

>>8851674
this

>> No.8851981

>>8846606
He was gay
The emo thing was a phase
He discovered this when he died his hair red with spray paint and tongue fucked a football player in high school