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Whats next for his cooking career?

>> No.8843794

What a horrible, but probably good tasting combination

>he didn't even make his shit Cincinnati chili a fucking threeway

What a faggot

>> No.8843810

Looks like someone shat in your zucchinis, Joe.

>> No.8843823

>>8843775
As if he could be any more of a meme he uses spiralizers.

>> No.8843827

>>8843775
>healthy

Why does this word exist?
It has absolutely no meaning, people just call this food or that food healthy or unhealthy at random.

>> No.8843994

>>8843827
Your HAES is showing. Fattie.

>> No.8844009

>>8843775
well, the venison looks good, shoulda made a sloppy joe (hehehehehe)

>> No.8844025

>>8843827

There's confusion about what qualifies as healthy among most people because giant corporations spend billions of dollars on advertising and biased studies to convince people that their products are "healthy". The result is that the average person has no idea what type of food is good for them and what is not.

Make a vegan thread and you'll see dozens of people come running to prove to you how effectively the beef, egg and cheese lobbies have brainwashed them.

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>>8843823
A person can't be a meme by definition.
A meme is spread by non genetic means.
You need to do a bit more research if you want to fit in here.
>tl;dr lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.8844064

>>8844025
>make a vegan thread

No thanks, I'm a man

>> No.8844068

>>8843775
Posy one of his meals with like 7 eggs on top of it.

No wonder Rogan smokes so much weed, it's the only way his food can be palatable.

>> No.8844084

>>8843775
He's shilling for sauce companies now? What a cuck

>> No.8844094
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>>8843775
>stir fried it with garlic salt and butter

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>>8843775
>that pool of liquid

doesnt look too bad aside from that and the fuckheug pile of meat

>> No.8844127

How does he manage to make everything he cooks look like dogshit?

>> No.8844141

>>8843994
I am a skinny and I don't know what this means.
I just want people to stop relying on bunk ass nutritional science that is obviously a government attempt to get you to eat more poisonous b vitamins.

>> No.8844152
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8844152

More egg sandwiches

>> No.8844156

Not gonna lie that looks pretty good. His egg Sammich looks nasty but id demolish that too

>> No.8844166

>>8844025
>average person
fixed that for you
>average american person

>> No.8844180

>>8843794
>Cincinnati chili

Disgusting

>> No.8844226

>>8844166
>energy drinks are bad for you
>eats bread containing the same chemicals
>someone on 4chan notifies them of the similarities
>poster is still wrong
>americans can not read ingredient labels and compare

I live in a pretty fucking dumb country.

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>>8844123
better?

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>>8844241

>> No.8844280

>>8844036
u r a tard

>> No.8844282

>>8844241
That's just sloppy Joe meat mixed into ramen.

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>> No.8844312

>>8843775
>>8844241

Why are his sauces so god damn watery. Fucking disgusting, Joe.

>> No.8844313

>>8844226
>I live in a pretty fucking dumb country.

You weren't convinced of that until this thread?

>> No.8844314
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>>8844312
everything he makes is served in a puddle

>> No.8844334

>>8844314
I want someone to die because of this.

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>>8844334

>> No.8844348

>>8844314
Did he really put kombucha in his coffee?

What the fuck?

>> No.8844350

>>8844342
Yeah, I'm just gonna close this tab.

>> No.8844359

>>8844313
I have been convinced since the day I achieved sentience. I'm autistic and I strongly believe everyone around me is mentally handicapped. Really makes you screech.

Joe Rogan is just king shit of the retarded people.

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>>8844350
you're missing out!

>> No.8844383

>>8844366
At least he had the sense to let someone else cook him something. It looks disgusting but at least it's not swimming.

>> No.8844668

>>8844366
That doesn't look like foie gras at all. Am I missing something here?

>> No.8844692

>>8843823
Someone uses something I don't, they must be the one who is wrong.

>> No.8844707

>>8844314
totally not a product placement for those bullshit supplements.

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>>8844342
>>8844314
>oil puddles

>> No.8845212

fear factor really messed up his tastes huh?

>> No.8845222

>>8845201
That's not oil, it's tinted water.

>> No.8845224

>>8844342
>swimming in oil
>mayo as a side dish
>#healthyasfuck

>> No.8845229

>>8844300
>those eggs

He has to be trolling uploading this foul looking shit.

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>> No.8846978

>>8844314
>He didn't cook the egg inside the avocado in the oven
Truly he is the markiest of marks

>> No.8846987

>>8844342
Why do all of his dishes have shittons of garlic in them?

>> No.8847012

>>8846987
Maybe he likes garlic?
Just a thought.

>> No.8847018

>>8846987
So that when he is taken down for the ground game he stinks so much that his opponent will feel to sick to do anything. It's an ancient Brazilian martial arts trick.

>> No.8847019

>>8843775
Jesus he really needs to stop this

>> No.8847024

>>8846987
people think garlic raises test

>> No.8847049

>>8844036
Now I am become meme, the destroyer of threads.

>> No.8847051

>>8844141

eating veggies being healthy is "bunk ass nutritional science"?

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>>8846978
>hot avocado

>> No.8847092

Holy fuck, that's /fit/ level cooking..

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>>8844226
What bread are you buying that has taurine and caffeine in it?

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>>8844282
>sloppy Joe meat
huehuehue

>> No.8848753 [DELETED] 

mirin' Blackmon's walk up song

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>>8847069
Pleb

>> No.8848824

>>8844152
>jalanenos

>> No.8848949

>>8844123
All of his stuff looks like that because he drowns it in onnit MCT oil.

>> No.8849137

>>8845243
Actually doesn't look bad compared to the rest of the shit he has. Could have peeled the onions and cooked them better tho.

>> No.8849254

>>8844366
>>8844668

It's deep-friend lobes of foie iirc. There's a video about this, maybe Bourdain went there. It's a fucking monstrosity of a sandwich that the owners ironically put on the menu as pricey foodie bait. And now they're famous for it.

>> No.8849273

>>8844152
why are those eggs so grey looking? Looks foul.

>> No.8849277

>>8843775
>>8844152
>>8844241
>>8844300
>>8844314
>>8844342
>>8845231
>>8845243
>>8847055
Sloppy rogans are fucking disgusting

>> No.8849285

>>8844009
we call them sloppy does in my family

>> No.8849343

>>8849273
He probably made them in a cast iron or carbon steel pan that had a very strong patina.

>> No.8849681

>>8847055
there is no way this 1 is real