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>preheat oven

>> No.8841894
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>salt food

>> No.8841897 [DELETED] 

>Remove the jew from the oven

>> No.8841899
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>Fold not stir

>> No.8841903

>>8841875
>preheat microwave

>> No.8841912
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>>8841875
>2 tbsp garlic, minced

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>bring water to a boil

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>>8841875
>cut

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>add butter

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>>8841875

>allow to cool

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>dice finely

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>eat

>> No.8841955
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>drain excess fat

>> No.8841972
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>apply heat

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>>8841875

>stir occasionally

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>Marinate overnight

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>skim foam from top

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>Medium-high heat

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>>8841875

>stiff peaks

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>bake on the middle rack

>> No.8841997
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>Two egg whites

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>allow to cool

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>flip halfway through cooking time

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>season to taste

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>season to taste

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>carefully remove bones and skin from the fish

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>>8841875

>deglaze and reserve for later

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>serves 4

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>add enough/a bit/some

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>add a dash/pinch

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>cut film cover to vent

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>Bake

>> No.8842223

You know I finally decided to heat my pan up first like all those pictures of Ramsay saying the pan is nice and hot and it actually works really well I don't know why you guys mock him for saying it.

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>>8842223
>Pan nice and hot

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>>8842223

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>enjoy

>> No.8843773
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>take off plastic wrapping

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>microwave uncovered

>> No.8843783

>enjoy with a pure glass of water

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>cook until done

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>retardando down to andante 3/4th

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>4 heaping tablespoons

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>Remove film from brownie
>Carefully remove brownie with a fork; set aside

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>Cook until golden brown

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>stir until ready

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>leave stand for 1 minute
>then cook for a further 5 minutes

>> No.8843974
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>lather sauce evenly

>> No.8843981

>>8843890
The bullshit of all bullshits

>> No.8843983
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8843983

>microwave times are approximate

>> No.8844002

>>8843974
Ive never heard of this term "lather" for sauce.

>> No.8844015

>>8841875
>heat in medium sauce pan
>tfw no medium sauces

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>>8841997
>1.5 egg whites

>> No.8844444

>>8844002
He probably meant "slather," but he's also probably retarded.

>> No.8844449

>let it rest

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>chill
>reheat before serving

>> No.8844620

>>8844609
It's like the corn starch onahole all over again.

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>>8844444
>get doubles

>> No.8844656

>>8842223
Because it should be obvious that you preheet the pan.

>> No.8844677
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>marinate overnight

>> No.8844688

>wrinse

>> No.8844744
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>refrigerate overnight

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>let it rest

>> No.8844820

>>8844656
tried that once but i didnt have corn starch only baking soda and corn flour.
it didnt set so all i was left with was some goopy shit.

still made love it it though.

>> No.8844827

>>8844820
meant for >>8844620 obviously.

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> flour you surface before kneading

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>four cloves of garlic
>all the cloves are different sizes

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>marinate at least 45-60 minutes
>but it will taste 100x if you marinate it overnight

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>marinate meat 45-60 minutes
>for best results marinate overnight

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>take one capsule with water once every 8 hours

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>pan
>nice and hot

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>>8845151
>instructions say to take 1 to 2 tablets every four hours depending on the pain
>take 4 every 4 hours

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>>8841875
>preheat spoon

>> No.8845524
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>Mix by hand
>for 30 minutes

>> No.8845528

this thread is reddit tier cancer. i fucking hate this board

>> No.8845597
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>remove from packaging

>> No.8845619
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>food

>> No.8845645
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>follow instructions on the box

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>bring to a roaring boil

>> No.8846216

and...what's the problem with anything posted here? it's basic instruction.

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>>cook

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>>8846216
begone

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>keep refrigerated

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>do not eat raw

>> No.8846315

>>8842185
Lost

>> No.8846779
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>Wash your hands

>> No.8846787

>>8841912
Is that dr house before he got his MD?

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>After 1 minute, remove, stir, then microwave for 3 more minutes

>> No.8846988
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>Tenderize For 30 Minutes

>> No.8847009

>>8841875
Stop reading old recipes faggot!

>> No.8847020
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>made with pork, beef and chicken

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>>8847020
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NAOW

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>enjoy hot or cold

>> No.8847202
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>max fill line

>> No.8847209

>>8842185
this

>> No.8847236
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>leave it to ferment for 6 months

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>do not wash raw poultry

>> No.8847242
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>gluten-free

>> No.8847243

>prepare your anus

>> No.8847246
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>do NOT squeeze the bag by hand

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>>8844444
>waste dubs and pents

>> No.8847253
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>remove from packaging

>> No.8847255
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>Give it the ooool' tappa-tappa

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>serving suggestion

>> No.8847277

>shake before drinking

>> No.8847285

>cut the bag in the corner

>> No.8847293
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>CAREFULLY remove pastry from your non stick pan
>Now roll it over

>> No.8847298

>spread the sauce evenly

>> No.8847303

>>8844444
Fucking. Checked.

>> No.8847308

>>8847303
Epic. Upvote.

>> No.8847314

>>8845462
Oh god I want her to insert her whole foot into my mouth

Plz don't let my gf read this

>> No.8847328
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>dry age

>> No.8847331

>>8847314
I want her to choke me with one foot and crush my balls with the other, and I want
>>8847308
To watch

>> No.8847346

>>8847314
>>8847331
>her

>> No.8847350

>>8847346
Fuck. Now I get why "shes" holding that pot there. Would probably still go for it desu.

>> No.8847353
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>use REAL lemon juice, not from concentrate

>> No.8847355
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>SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy.

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>>8841875
>precool freezer

>> No.8847514
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>>8844444
Fucking checked

>> No.8847518

>>8847353
who even uses lemon juice from concentrate

>> No.8847544

>>8847518
who even uses lemon juice*

FTFY

>> No.8847555

>>8842185
This was the first one that was actually funny

>> No.8847560

>>8847544
>take lemon
>squeeze lemon
problem solved

>> No.8847566

>>8845619
This was only the second funny one

>> No.8847584

>>8847560
>wanting lemon liquid all over your hands

>problem solved
problem moved

>> No.8847591

>>8841875
I feel like maybe 1/4 of the posters in this thread knew what OP was going for

>> No.8847600

>>8847591
you seem surprised

>> No.8847608
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>until golden brown on the edges

>> No.8847638

>>8841875
>preheat oven

don't they know it'll blow the fuse so that ill have to wait twenty minutes to turn it back on?

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>No added sugar

>> No.8848094

>>8847314
I'm telling her right now.

>> No.8848513

>don't cut into the poison glands

>> No.8848527

>>8847584
>squeeze lemon
>apply water to hand
solved once again

>> No.8848587

>>8844642
>Quints

>> No.8848599

>Mechanically separated.

>> No.8848605

>>8848527
>wanting a wet hand

>solved once again
problem moved

>> No.8848951

>cut in butter

>> No.8849005

>>8841903
Just spray the inside with water and run it a full power for a minute. Don't be lazy.

>> No.8849037

good thread

>> No.8849123
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>>8844642
>>8847252
>>8847514
>>8847303

>checking digits on /ck/

>> No.8849151
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>Season with salt and pepper

>> No.8849237
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>>8849123
>not checking post digits before reading the content of other's posts

>> No.8849248
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>check internal temperature

>> No.8849272

>>8844444
Chckd!

>> No.8849281

>>8847314
Its too late Kyle ive seen it all!
ive already packed youre stuff

>> No.8849308
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>>8849123
>not checking quints

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>add if desired

>> No.8849375

>for best results marinate overnight
Depending on latitude and time of year, "overnight" can be anywhere from 0 to 24 hours. Wat do?

>> No.8849438

>>8843809
>decrecendo

>> No.8849460

>>8847202
He made something decent-looking?

>> No.8849462
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>>>cook

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>>8846988
>he doesn't tenderize his meat

>> No.8849480
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>only use fresh herbs

>> No.8849499
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>>8841875
>deglaze

>> No.8849516

>>8849499

Anybody else feel like a wizard when they deglaze a pan? I feel like anybody who knows nothing about cooking could become a master chef if they just learned to add liquid to a hot pan and scrape off that burnt shit

>> No.8849698

>>8845528
No one's forcing you to be here.

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>>8849123
> forgetting that /ck/ has its own meme for checking digits

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>>8849460
It's rare like a blue-eyed Black girl