Is my wife a degenerate?

[Anonymous No.8833407]

We had chilli for dinner and were out of shredded cheese. She did this. Should I get a divorce?

[Anonymous No.8833415]

>>8833407
Looks like ketchup

[Anonymous No.8833423]

post nudes of her 2bh

[Anonymous No.8833465]

>>8833407
>my wife made do with what we had instead of going out and spending more money on a special trip just to get cheese, should I divorce her?
Said the biggest faggot ever.

[Anonymous No.8833488]

>>8833407
You are a cuck for allowing that "cheese" in your house to begin with.....only way to reclaim your honor is by doing a murder-suicide on facebook live

[Anonymous No.8833518]

>>8833407
That is the worst looking chili I've ever seen in my life. How the fuck are you such a bad cook that American cheese actually makes your food better? Are those noodles in your """chili"""?

[Anonymous No.8833536]

>>8833407
>>8833465

>Google search OP's Image
>0 results

dear god anon

[Anonymous No.8833544]

While the chili looks more like soup, my only qualm with your "wife" is that she didn't melt the cheese. How hot is the chili? It doesn't really even look like it has started melting the cheese.

[Anonymous No.8833545]

>>8833536
I did the same. Someone actually prepared this and fed it to someone they love. You can't make this up.

[Anonymous No.8833548]

>>8833518
Its only the finest - Chef Boyardee.

[Anonymous No.8833549]

>>8833407
I've done that with cheddar slices

[Anonymous No.8833552]

>>8833407
>autust
>no job then
>get divorce
>gain half of finances that wife earned
>live large

Sounds like not too bad of an idea.

[Anonymous No.8833557]

>>8833545
I'm torn between

1) At least she tried cooking, unlike 90% of Amerifats

and

2)How can you fuck something up so bad without fucking it up on purpose

I lean towards 1) though to be honest, because the first time I cooked at 18 for a girlfriend, I actually did something very similar because it was the only cooking I had ever been taught or around (poor white trash)

[Anonymous No.8833560]

>ketchup mixed with shitty chicken noodle soup
>calls it chili
>she serves this abomination and your upset about the cheap sandwich cheeze

You both are made for each other tbqh. Both of you are shit and should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.8833578]

>>8833407
Where's the cornbread?

[Anonymous No.8833584]

>>8833407
>he eats canned chef boyardee spaghetti
>he puts American cheese on canned spaghetti
>he takes pictures of his food
>he lies about having a wife
>he shitposts on /ck/
>he is OP

[Anonymous No.8833591]

>>8833407
Is that spaghetti in there? I mean, if you're poor or from a flyover state, that's pretty normal, but if you live in a first-world-state then yes, you're wife is a pleb and you should look for someone better to make a bowl of red for you.

[Anonymous No.8833593]

>>8833584

This

[Anonymous No.8833601]

>>8833407
It looks like she served you a bowl of ketchup with some chunks of cooked ground beef...

[Anonymous No.8833606]

>>8833407
The cheese looks like the best part of your meal, my dude.

[Anonymous No.8833608]

>>8833601
>It looks like she served you a bowl of ketchup with some chunks of cooked ground beef...

So she basically did more than 95% of stay at home "housewifes" would do.....he should be happy.......the sad part is my numbers probably aren't a joke

[Anonymous No.8833610]

>>8833407
>granite countertop
>solo cup
>American cheese slice
>being housepoor in 2017
Kek just because the bank approves you for $300k doesn't mean you have to spend it all anon

[Anonymous No.8833689]

>>8833407
Aggressively teach her to cook well. If she still can't or won't cook better than that after thorough teaching and a stern talking-to, then you can divorce her.

[Anonymous No.8833703]

>>8833407
It's not great, but not divorce level. A lot of it depends on age. When you grow up in america and processed cheese type products are ubiquitous, and you're very young, you will naturally grab a slice and slap it on a dish when you want "cheese" but have nothing else.

Having said that, I have done the same thing with homemade chili and in a weird way, kind of liked it. The "cheese" sort of drips off of your spoon. Nowadays, I usually shred Gouda or crumble queso fresco in it, though.

[Anonymous No.8833720]

>>8833407

the chili looks like shit, but the kraft single isn't what fucked it up.

hell, if you'd put it in the microwave to make it melty it would have been downright good. or better yet, pour the chili into a skillet, slap several kraft singles on top, and then put it in the oven on broil for a minute to get a nice cheese crust on top

[Anonymous No.8833721]

>>8833703
OP here. We are both 25.

[Anonymous No.8833726]

>>8833703
>t woman

[Anonymous No.8833889]

For one thing, pre-shredded cheese is barely better than Kraft singles you baboon. Just give in and use the can of Easy Cheese like I know you really want to instead of complaining about this shit on /ck/ while your wife's on /adv/ right now like "I made him the shittiest dinner imaginable, I don't know how to send him a clearer message that I'm sleeping with other people."

Second, why the fuck are you eating spaghetti in your chili? You on an all-church-potluck-food diet? Did you have this with a side of lil' smokies and a dollop of oreo salad? Did you wash it down with a Dixie cup of off-brand Kool-Aid you fuckin' yokel?

>>8833610
That counter top is vinyl, look at the edge.

[Anonymous No.8833924]

>>8833703
>Gouda

babbys first "cheese" after graduating from "process single cheese product"

Gouda is the ultimate meme that is seldom mentioned

[Anonymous No.8834806]

>>8833407
Shredded muenster goes really fucking well with a thick chili

[Anonymous No.8834828]

>>8833889

>bongs are too stupid to own knives and need illustrations to tell them how to properly drive drunk

Says a lot about the over all food culture.

[Anonymous No.8834853]

>>8833584
Sad but true

[Anonymous No.8834936]

>>8833557
>tfw if I were to ever find a woman willing to deal with me I'd probably only be able to cook tendies for her

[Anonymous No.8834967]

>>8833407
That chilli looks abysmal. It's not hard to make good chilli.

Here's how you do it.

Take some diced beef, or dice up some leftover roast beef. If you're using uncooked beef, sear it in a pan until it's browned for a few minutes, then add to a pot/slow cooker, etc.

Then dice up some onions and garlic, slowly fry them on a low heat until soft and brown, then add them to the pot.

Take some dried chillis and peppercorns and grind them up/dice them up. Toast them for a few minutes, and add to the pot. Do the same for a fair few uncooked fresh chillis, depending on how hot you want it. I suggest quite a few and different varieites. Dice them up fine and add them to the pot. Add in a generous amount of cumin and cayenne powder, or freshly grind some yourself to the pot.

If you want to, add in a tin or two of diced tomatoes and a tin of kidney beans. Some people like it without tomatoes and beans, I like to add it, your choice.

Add a tin, or a mug or water. And then let it simmer until thickened and most of the fluid has evaporated. Obviously if it has tomatoes in it, it'll take longer than without. Typically seven hours in a slowcooker or three to four hours in a pan on a stove on low seems to work, but use your judgement.

If you want to have guacomole with it, take an avocado, add a diced clove of garlic, a diced onion, chopped coriander, lots of salt and lemon juice, put it in a pan or a bowl and using a potato masher, mash the shit out of it until it gets to the consistency you want.

Typically I like to have my chilli either with rice and rocket with sour cream, in a burrito with guac, a little rice, sour cream and rocket or just have with guac and sour cream and eat it with tortilla chips. But do what you want.

[Anonymous No.8834971]

>>8834828
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.8834972]

>>8834828
It's 'overall.'

[Anonymous No.8834998]

>>8833924
>ultimate meme
>seldom mentioned

How can it be a "meme" if it's seldom mentioned?

[Anonymous No.8835030]

>>8833544
Its roomtemp. Anything warmer and OP cries like a bitch

[Anonymous No.8835333]

>>8834828
>bongs are too stupid to own knives
What do you mean?
>They need advice on how to drive drunk
That's not what the picture says, and it has no indication of being for bongs.

[Anonymous No.8835343]

>>8835333
>>bongs are too stupid to own knives
>What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.8835346]

>>8834998
Really makes the spaghetti in my old noodle bowl on me shoulders twist around a bit

[Anonymous No.8835399]

>made chili for dinner
>there's fucking spaghetti in it

kill yourself right now OP

[Anonymous No.8835428]

>>8834936
Cooking is easy as fuck dude. Just look up a recipe on the internet and follow it. The more you do that you will gain a better natural sense of how to put things together. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.8835445]

>>8833407
That "chili" is a fucking disgrace so I can't blame her for putting anything at all on it to cover up the taste.

[Anonymous No.8835453]

>>8835343
>>>bongs are too stupid to own knives

And yet Shitskins in Bongland have no shortage of knives to stab the knife less Britbongs.

Irony.

[Anonymous No.8835502]

>>8835343

Oh, sorry you couldn't buy that cutlery while you were on holiday here

[Anonymous No.8835579]

>>8833584
/thread

[Anonymous No.8835757]

>>8833407
>keeping American cheese in your house
Divorce your head from your neck

[Anonymous No.8835809]

>>8835333

>no indication of being for bongs

Leave your village some time. You might find out that it's the 21st century and nobody but you thinks bongland is the center of the universe.

[Anonymous No.8835817]

>>8833407
Forget the cheese who the fuck made the chilli?

[Anonymous No.8835834]

>>8835502
>"hahaha y-you're underage!"
>bong can't even argue that he's too stupid to own a knife so he has to deflect
Not even the guy you were replying to, but that's some funny shit right there, m8.

[Anonymous No.8835877]

cheese slices and preshredded cheese are both degenerate

[Anonymous No.8835878]

>>8834971
Obese.

[Anonymous No.8835883]

>>8833407
yes
there's nothing in a relationship or marriage for the man. the best you can do is come out even.

[Anonymous No.8835905]

>>8833407
> Cincinnatian posting a picture of their nasty skyline chili believes his wife committed sacrilege by putting a kraft single on it.

It doesn't matter how badly your wife "fucked it up". That shit is NOT chili to begin with.

[Anonymous No.8836168]

>>8834936
>ywn cook for a cute shut in NEET that wants too cook for you but is too stupid and afraid to
>ywn feel the love they have for you and the awkward ways of showing it
Stop making me feel feels anon i came here to make fun of chili

[Anonymous No.8836218]

>>8833407
Why are there noodles in that chilli anon

[Anonymous No.8836227]

>>8833407
>spaghetti noodles in chili

[Anonymous No.8836235]

>>8835834

Too stupid to own a knife? What the fuck are you talking about? I own lots of knives, and so does everyone I know. Go back to your dirt farm cletus

[Anonymous No.8836242]

who does this
what the fuck
this is insultingly bad

[Anonymous No.8836252]

>>8834967
This man knows

[Anonymous No.8836261]

If that's your chili unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8836262]

>>8836235

I think he was making fun of British knife laws, like that shown in >>8835343

[Anonymous No.8836287]

>>8836235
Where'd this "britbongs don't own knives" meme come from, anyway? I mean I know you guys can't legally buy a BB gun, let alone a firearm, but I've never heard of knives being illegal before. Is this something your muslim overlords have recently instituted for you?

[Anonymous No.8836293]

>>8836287

They're not "illegal", but you do have to be 18 to buy one. And that even extends to butter knives and other basic tableware.

Also, I don't recall the specifics but you are very restricted in what kind of a knife you can carry on your person.

[Anonymous No.8836373]

>>8836293
>have to be 18 to even buy a butter knife

Holy shit! When I was growing up in the Land of Corporate Freedom every kid I knew had at least a pocket knife and most of us wore Buck knives on our belts.

[Anonymous No.8836422]

what makes her a degenerate is when she texts me to come over and pump my goo in her ass.

By the way, sorry i left your seat up. I mean.. we both know you sit when you pee, so if you slipped and fell and your ass hit the water, yeah. my bad. I'll try to put it down next time.

[Anonymous No.8836988]

>>8836422
Wohoho, doooooooooood. Suvageeeee

[Anonymous No.8837286]

>>8833889
>For one thing, pre-shredded cheese is barely better than Kraft singles you baboon. Just give in and use the can of Easy Cheese like I know you really want to instead of complaining about this shit on /ck/ while your wife's on /adv/ right now like "I made him the shittiest dinner imaginable, I don't know how to send him a clearer message that I'm sleeping with other people."

Best laugh I've had all day.

[Anonymous No.8837663]

>>8836293
You can carry any knife on you as long as it's not a switchblade or a push dagger as long as you've got it for a reason. Or a three inch pocket knife wherever you want for no reason.

And you can own BB guns, air rifles, shotguns, rifles, a variety of pistols through various means.

[Anonymous No.8837820]

I think the appropriate response is "kill it with fire"

[Anonymous No.8837834]

>>8833518
READ YOU STUPID NIGGER READ

[Anonymous No.8837882]

>>8833407
what the fuck are there noodles doing in that 'chilli' anon? divorce, absolutely. jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.8837897]

>>8836287
It's also a meme that we can't buy guns, m8. It's just harder to get a license and our culture doesn't revolve around guns

[Anonymous No.8838680]

>>8837663
>as you've got it for a reason
What if you just want to carry one and dont have a reason? will they confiscate it?

Not trying to be a dick, I'm genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.8838684]

>>8838680
>will they confiscate it?
Yes. And throw you in prison.

[Anonymous No.8838705]

>>8838684
I think you're memeing me but I dont know enough about Bongland to dispute you.

[Anonymous No.8838713]

>>8833407
How dare you call that chili? Spaghetti and cheese in chili? Where are the beans? Beef? Onions?

[Anonymous No.8838715]

>>8833407
Divorce? You should do humanity a favor and make sure this woman doesn't spread those genes, hire a hitman.

[Anonymous No.8838786]

>>8833584
that's so sad.. FeelsBadMan