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8827607 No.8827607 [Reply] [Original]

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

>> No.8827617

>>8827607
What a fucking poof

>> No.8827623

>>8827607
Wtf! I hate beer now!

>> No.8827637

beer is alcoholic hops tea

>> No.8827641

>>8827637
It also makes it a soup too

>> No.8827646

Woah

Fuck drumpf!

>> No.8827654

>>8827623
Had a good chuckle to this.

>> No.8827662

>>8827654
Thanks for the upvote and not contributing to the thread dipshit

>> No.8827666

Real men do not unironically consume beer. Only the liberal numales do. Our great country was founded on one thing and one thing only - WHISKEY. If you're a 'craft beer drinker', just do us alpha males a favor and finish your transition. At least you wont be totally useless then

>> No.8827679

>>8827666
oh shit im now convinced to hate beer

>> No.8827682

I drink an 18 pack a day.
Ask me anything

>> No.8827684

of what keystone light?

>> No.8827686

>>8827662
The threads fucked anyway, who cares.

>> No.8827693

A good beer is like imbibing all the best qualities of carb foods in liquid form.

It's a breadshake basically. Fucking delicious

>> No.8827697

I think OP might be onto something. There's a reason most men drink flavorless trash like Budweiser or Coors, because that's all they can stomach while still holding their "man" card.

>> No.8827707

Im on a low kcal diet since january and the only thing i miss is beer

>> No.8827717

>>8827686
You must be new around here, might I suggest you fuck off back to reððit

>> No.8827729

>>8827617
chav

>>8827646
/pol/tard

>>8827662
reddit

>>8827682
nascar fan

>>8827693
hipster with an ironic moustache

>>8827697
underage

>>8827707
>>>/fit/

>> No.8827737

>>8827729
female craving a (you)

>> No.8827743

>>8827729
faggot

>> No.8827770

I hate it when girls type like this >>8827729

>> No.8827797

>>8827607
Friendly reminder that if it was impossible to genuinely acquire a taste for something we would all be drinking breastmilk and nothing else.

>> No.8827798

>>8827737
I'm a man

>>8827743
I'm straight

>>8827770
please learn to quote properly

>> No.8827802

>>8827666
Wrong. The hardscrabble, tough as nails men that built this country drank craft beer until prohibition. Every town had at least one brewery and most bars brewed their own beer. Sure they drank whiskey sometimes, but the standard day to day drink was craft beer. Just look at how many of the founding fathers brewed their own beer.

>> No.8827805

>>8827607
I drink cider. That's perfectly acceptable here in britain.

>> No.8827809
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8827809

>>8827797
not so bad a reality desu

>> No.8827820

>>8827802
I wish it was culturally acceptable to drink the 2-3% abv swill they drank all day like it was water

>> No.8827835

I order what I want regardless of anyone looking down on me for it. I look down on people who pay for a drink they didn't even really want before someone ordering something perceived as girly.

>> No.8827841

>>8827835
pretty sure everyone thinks they think like this

>> No.8827875

>>8827841Maybe some people, but personally I was never really about that macho bullshit anyway. I also tend not to surround myself with that type of company. So maybe that has something to do with it.

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8827882

>>8827607
Only one thing that truly disgusts me about beer is the smell of dried up sticky beer residue the day after a party.

>> No.8827894

>>8827875
You only hang out with fags?

>> No.8827898

Wait, but beer tastes delicious.

>> No.8827908

>>8827882
>party
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8827914

>>8827607
Why are there so many baitposts on this board about Beer not being delicious?

>> No.8827928

>>8827894
>>8827875
sigh..

That's when you're supposed to say "Well, I'm here aren't I"

>> No.8827961

>>8827928
sorry to have let you down senpai :(

but yeah I suppose that wouldve worked pretty well, ill remember it for next time.

>> No.8827964

>>8827928
What's your favorite anime?

>> No.8827966

>>8827914
Because it isn't and you're deluding yourself to protect your fragile masculine identity.

>> No.8827977

>>8827966
>He doesn't like beer

Don't worry it comes with age your taste buds haven't developed enough yet.

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8827978

Imagine being such a gigantic faggot you can't possibly believe people enjoy things that you don't enjoy

>> No.8828019

>>8827607
Explain why I crave beer then and drink it by the pack despite having no friends.

>> No.8828028

>>8827966
what's the appeal of baiting people like this? i never understood.

>> No.8828030

>>8827607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE

>> No.8828123

>>8827607
what a mo

>> No.8828151

>>8827908
Don't worry anon, you're not invited.

>> No.8828163

>>8828019
You're physically addicted to the alcohol inside it.

>> No.8828560

>>8827882
I suspect there were things that smelled worse in that war zone than stale beer.

>> No.8828587

>>8828019
I think you're craving the alcohol, not the beer.

>> No.8828641

>MUMMY I DUN LIKE THIS DRINK MUMMY
>PWETW PFFFTW ITS BITTER MUMMY HELP
>I WANT MY JUICE POUCH MUMMY PLS
>NOBODY COULD EVER LIKE THIS IF I DON'T LIKE IT, I'M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE LIKE YOU TOLD ME MUMMY

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8828677

red beer is awesome and genuinely delicious though, like fizzy, spicy V8

pickle beer is also incredibly palatable if you're into that flavor

>> No.8828703

>>8828028
This is a textbook case of projection.

The baitposter doesn't like the taste of beer and feels emasculated (due to deep-seated issues with self-esteem), so he projects his own insecurities onto others: "I am a real man! I can admit that beer is bad, you sissy boys are all pretending!"

Unfortunately, he knows that the true "sissy boy" is himself. Not in the eyes of beer-lovers, most of whom wouldn't give two fucks whether another person likes beer, but in his own eyes. Ultimately a disappointment to himself.

>> No.8828709

>>8827607
Fuck off

>> No.8828771
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8828771

I always order margaritas and turn into a hot mess. One time a wench felt so bad for me she comped an entire night's tab. I'm not even sure how much I tipped her. I just sorta threw money out of my pockets like a muppet.

>> No.8828781

>>8827666
Satan speaks the truth

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>>8827607
Yes Anon, there's a billion dollar industry built on the fact that everyone is pretending to like something they all secretly hate.

>> No.8828984

>>8827729
R e d d i t s p a c i n g

>> No.8829074

>>8827607
Man, the first beer I had was natural light at some frat party, and even then I thought it tasted pretty good. Then I went on to beer that was actually made to taste good and I liked it even more. If this post was about hard alcohol I could see it, but nah you're just kind of a cunt. I like beer, it tastes good, tasty things are tasty.

>> No.8829426

>>8827802
It may have started out as beer and cider, but by the turn of the 19th century, liquor was the most common alcoholic beverage for the American man.

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>>8828703
nah, he is merely pretending to be retarded to get a rise out of people.

>> No.8829620

getting real sick of you pathetic yuropoors being jealous about american craft beer. fuck off

>> No.8829629

>>8827607
fire bad. beer good.

>> No.8829639 [DELETED] 

>>8827607

you've mistaken 'tastes good' with 'pleasurable'. it tastes bad, but it tastes pleasurably bad.

>> No.8829647

>>8827966
But what if I drink beer because I like the taste, and there are certain beers I like and certain beers I don't like? I only drink the beers I like. Is that really because I'm afraid to admit I'm gay?

>> No.8829651

Yes truly I am pretending to enjoy this delicious pint of pale ale alone in my room just so everyone can think I'm "manly". I'm sure I look really tough and cool with my anime posters and 3 computer monitors hehe I'm a real man better force myself to drink this beee so my nonexistant friends can think I'm a big kid

Kys urselve underage

>> No.8829774

>>8829426
Makes sense, if by the turn of the 19th century you mean 1800 since males had nothing better to do than drink liquor all day. They certainly didn't need to work the old homestead, plough the fields, harvest food, hunt meat, fight wars, etc.

Yeah, I certainly would have chosen liquor over a refreshing beer!

Christ, do you history much?

>> No.8829786

>>8829620
>american craft beer

oh you mean IPAs? you mean the easiest to make bitter garbage that hides all mistakes in its overwhelming hoppiness?

yeah im sure euros are so jealous of our garbage meme beer that tastes like fermented burnt rodent ass

>> No.8829797

>>8827914
Underage and women

>> No.8829837

>>8827607
There is more to the taste spectrum than "sweet". Sorry your parents weened you on ketchup and soda and ruined your palate.

>> No.8829844

>>8827797
>>8827809
MUMMY
I
L
K
I
E
S

>> No.8829872

>>8827607
I like bitter things.

>> No.8830226

I like straight vodka, whiskey+variations of whiskeys, tequila. Or also vodka pineapple juice, whiskey cranberry. Tbh hard alcohol is where it's at

>> No.8830231

>>8830226
Shit didn't mention, cause leaf beer aka pisswater is to be drunk at bars only because cheap as fuck by the pitcher vs 5$ shots

>> No.8830239

>>8829774
Do YOU history much?

There was a fucking rebellion over whisky in the turn of the century. It was used as a medium of exchange in rural Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia and New York. Even preachers were paid in whisky, and government men who came and tried to collect an excise tax on it were tarred and feathered.

Faggot.

>> No.8830265

modern beers were based off the stuff made by monks
like graham crackers, it was supposed to fill you with the most neutral feelings possible, so as to avoid sin and temptation, while still providing nutrition

anyways i don't understand why dudes always going out of their way just to suffer. yall weird

>> No.8830281

>>8828677
I'd try this desu

>> No.8830339
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8830339

>>8827607

Americans are actually this cucked.

>Amber liquid
>not drinking stout

>> No.8830360

>>8830339
I fucking love Guiness :D

>> No.8830366

>>8830265
This, hops are a christcuck plot to emasculate you.

>> No.8830419

>>8830265
>source: my ass

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8830443

>>8827693
>>8827898
>>8827914
>>8828677
>>8829651

>> No.8830461

>>8827607
>"I'll take a beer."
this is my sentence tho I'm not male
you can drink your wine and cocktails all you want

>> No.8830493

Is this the same guy who makes the anti coffee threads? It's getting kind of annoying at this point.

>> No.8830497

>>8827607
>You, like so many other men
The majority of /ck/ is female

>> No.8830502

>>8830497
Epic meme dude xDDDD
I really like the part where every time someone says this unironically they have literally zero evidence to back this up other than "Oh this one anon said they were a woman!"

>> No.8830510

>>8827607
little virginboy don't be concerned if it's male to drink beer
try to find a girl that accepts you even if you drink unmanly grape juice or tequila infused slushies

>> No.8830513

>>8827607
The fact that people don't drink non-alcohol beer is proof that nobody actually likes it, they just say they do because they are supposed to....same thing with bourbon and scotch drinkers

There are some wines that are actually enjoyable though

>> No.8830514

>>8830502
Stop being upset

>> No.8830517

>>8830514
I will abstain from stopping myself from being at an upset attitude.

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8830526

>>8830339
I love stout but as an aussie I drink a lot more bitter beer on ice. Has to be cold as fuck. When you're sitting outside wearing just shorts and sucking one back and it's the first time the heat left you all day, you'll understand.

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8830530

People like to drink craft beers and talk about hints of flowers or chocolate etc. I like some

But this, this has hints of beer. And a good time

>> No.8830536

I FUCKING LOVE BEER.
That is all.

>> No.8830537

>>8830536
I 2nd this

>> No.8830555

>>8827607

Who the fuck says "I'll take a beer." ?

The trick to liking the taste of beer is trying a bunch and finding the ones you like. Most beer tastes like ass.

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8830560

>>8830555
>Most beer tastes like ass.
wrong
most angloamerican beer tastes like ass
try czechen, hungarian, austrian or german beer

>> No.8830591

>>8827607
Christ anti beer folks are getting worse than the vegans around here.

>> No.8830596

>>8827914
Because /ck/ is the easiest board to bait bar none. You dense fuckers respond to anything. Must be the large amount of women and fat retards here.

>> No.8830597

>>8830591
>not spotting the obvious bait

>> No.8830604

>>8830239
Well dude whisky is stronger than beer, so if its illegal you obviously want the most potent you can find retard.
"Yea man do this yardwork and ill pay you in coke"
>pays you in shitty coke that still gets you kind of high

>> No.8830608

>>8830513
There's a dozen non alcoholic beers for sale in my local supermarket. I've got non alcoholic beers in my fridge for guests that still need to drive.

Just because you and your social circle do not drink non alcoholic beers doesn't mean no one does you arrogant fucker.

>> No.8830609

>>8830591
What do you think about pro-beer vegans?

>> No.8830611

>>8827607
Sounds like you.
I'm not a repressed faggot, I don't like beer so i order wine instead. I did occasionally tasted beers that I almost enjoyed,

>> No.8830613

>>8830608
Yes, non alcoholic beers for guests that need to drive

No one drinks the shit because they actually want to

I'm not arrogant, I just learned to only speak when I'm 100% right....like i'm doing now. Fuck off weak minded bitch

>> No.8830619

>>8830609
Sure whatever. Only time I've ever heard of animal products in alcohol are meads and their derivatives, and apple cider that's had a steal left to dissolve in it.

>> No.8830626

>>8830613
Why would they drink non alcoholic beer if they can just drink regular beer.

Just because you specifically do not like something does not mean someone else can.

You're baiting anyways.

>> No.8830629

>>8830626
Nice way to dodge what I said with your dumb little strawman, try again kiddo.

Maybe you will think better if you sip on some beer that you "like" lol

>> No.8830633

>>8830629
Yep, bait.

Have fun pulling your little wiener over yet another decisive trolling victory :)

>> No.8830636

>>8830619
>Only time I've ever heard of animal products in alcohol are meads and their derivatives, and apple cider that's had a steal left to dissolve in it.
wine is often filtrated with gelatin
the label on beerbottles is often glued with glue made from animalbones

just to annoy a bit

>> No.8830640

>>8830619
Many wines contain animal products

>> No.8830642

>>8830633
>I call all people who prove me wrong Trolls

>> No.8830665

I drink beer everyday and I personally think it's disgusting

literally it's like mouldy bread water soup stank must

fuckin gross

ask yourself, would you drink beer if it wasn't alcoholic? if you don't buy non alcoholic beer regularaly, how can you believe beer tastes good? your actions belie your 'beliefs'

>> No.8830667

I don't get these shitpost threads
are there people that really dislike beer?
wtf

>> No.8830679

>>8830636
>>8830640
Neat.

>> No.8830741

>>8827607
I just stopped drinking beer because I came to the conclusion that I will never like the flavour. Vodka is much tastier and it doesn't make you fat.

>> No.8830757

>>8830611
How does it feel knowing no woman will ever view you as a viable mating partner?

>> No.8830762

>>8830667
Yeah, we exist. I also don't like pizza, cheese and mushrooms.

>> No.8831222

Beer is a bit like religion. Some of us are just enlightened enough to not fall for the meme.

>> No.8831933

>>8828947
You mean like weddings? Art galleries? Paul Thomas Anderson films?

>> No.8831943

Anything with alcohol tastes like shit.

>> No.8831993
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8831993

Germanfag here. Been drinking and enjoying beer for nine years, ever since I was 14. Ther were phases when I enjoyed mixed beer drinks; there were times I enjoyed trashy sellout big brand beer. There were times when I used it primarily to get drunk. But at all times, I genuinely enjoyed it for its taste and effect. It's perfectly fine that you don't like it, that you prefer wine, whiskey, cocktails or whatever, but you gotta open yourself to the possibility that there's people out there who enjoy something that you do not enjoy.
But at no poi

>> No.8832269

I think the popularity of IPAs is emboldening people who believe that good beer is a myth. Because IPAs taste fucking terrible.

Also, too many people, especially Americans, are accustomed to drinking extra-sweet beverages like Pepsi. To them, anything that's not overloaded with high-fructose corn syrup will taste bitter. I bet you don't like the taste of water either.

>> No.8832289

I'm not obsessed with being manly or anything, I just like the taste of beer and the way it relaxes me. I don't just drink it to get drunk, I like the bitterness and the carbonation

>> No.8832290

>>8827607
stfu faggot. Beer is great.

>> No.8832297

>>8832269
>IPAs taste fucking terrible.
I can't even argue because most IPAs are pretty bitter and usually the product of lazy brewers making nonsense beer out of a sense of obligation, but I love them. The bitter/grassy/citrusy notes that come through on hops are wonderful

>> No.8832301

>>8827666
This is DEFINITELY what numale beta cucks say.
Did you know that modern women favorite whiskey? That's right. You're just a little girl.

>> No.8832345

>>8827717
That character [ð] you used in place of the "d" is an eth, or a thorn, in IPA - the International Phonetics Alphabet, not the beer kind, which is the only reason I think this point is somewhat salient. The way you spelled it would be pronounced more like "rethit," but to get technical, [ɹɛðJt] while it should really be [ɹɛdJt].

>> No.8832384

>>8832345
It's an eth. And it represents a phone (a speech sound) in the IPA. The letter edh was used in the Old English Alphabet and is still used in the Icelandic Alphabet, among others.
Thorn looks like this: Þ, þ

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8832414

I drink what I like and don't care what anyone thinks about that.

>> No.8832441

>>8827637
tea mixed with liquor can taste pretty good now that you mention it

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8832531

What can I say OP. pic related.

>> No.8832954

Has anyone tried those carbonated flavored vodka drinks? I like them

>> No.8833286

>>8827607
I hate beer but I love drinking spirits

>> No.8833367

>>8832269
OP here. Outside of alcoholic drinks, I drink water, black coffee, and unsweetened tea exclusively. Nice try, though. Funny you mention IPAs, because the beer I've hated the least of any I've tried was an IPA: Green Flash West Coast IPA.

>> No.8833383

>he thinks all beer is shitty, generic lager
Must suck being underage.

>> No.8833394

>>8829786
>ipas are the only craft beer
>colas are the only craft sodas
>light roasts are the only craft coffees
Come on now son, youre better that this

>> No.8833980

>>8827607
what kind of pussy do you have to be that you think beer is a manly choice. straight liquor is the stereotypical "bad tasting manly" choice. the only people who think beer fills that niche are the same people who order hot chocolate from the coffee shop, i.e. children.

>> No.8834633

>>8827607
Is this pasta?

>> No.8834651

>>8834633
Not quite.
From what I can tell it's probably a single poster trolling the board. I'm pretty sure it's that whisky guy that tried to shit up beer threads in the past (and is currently doing the same to wine threads now, apparently).

>> No.8835228

>>8832414
DUDE that's one EPIC smug anime girl. I'm totally convinced of your point of view now!

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8835233

But I like beer. I have never been out to a bar to drink one nor have I ever drank beer socially.
I'm a fucking shutin, I just like the taste on warm summer nights.

>> No.8835294

>>8827607
Imagine hating beer so much your project your insecurities this hard

>> No.8835301

>>8835294
Why imagine it, when you could check one of the like 3 threads about it?

>> No.8835305

>>8827607
I didn't like beer in the beginning, but I think it is because I didn't like alcohol at the time - it is an unnatural taste that you have to learn to like since the body is wired to associate alcohol with poison, which it also kind of is.

But I love beer now. Beer and wine are my absolute favorites when it comes to alcohol and there is not much that beats a cold beer and some good company I think that you guys who don't like beer haven't gotten over the alcohol-taste yet and that's okay. You can keep drinking til you get over it or you can stop and stay sober for the rest of your lives, which is a very healthy and good lifechoice.

>> No.8835307

>>8830757
?
Drinking wine probably has higher status than drinking beer and I don't think playing into the beerdrinking fat Average Joe-stereotype gets you much laid.

>> No.8835309

>>8827607
This never happened to me.
After taking my first sip of beer, I never drank beer again.

>> No.8835770

Stella Artois is non ironically good tbqh

>> No.8835794

>>8827607

I actually really love the taste of bitter stuff. I drink black Folgers coffee at work like it's water, 6+ cups a day. When I turned 21, I discovered that I really loved peaty scotch. Any kind of vegetable I love to eat raw, with no dressing.

Turns out that this is a symptom of being a psycopath

And as a kid, I did torture animals...

>> No.8835812

>>8835794
Haha epic bro xD

>> No.8835841

>>8835794
Every male pre-pubescent child is cruel and brutal to some lower lifeforms periodically. It's only when you keep doing it as an adolescent that it could be indicative of pathology.

>> No.8835842

>>8827607
Didn't like it as a kid when my dad would give me sips
Liked it a bit more in highschool.

Love it now. It is literally sweet to me. When I hear a can crack I literally salivate.

>> No.8835911

Always wondered what it's like to be the greatest fag of them all. Guess I can ask OP now.

>> No.8835932

Kek

>> No.8835991

>>8835307
>muh s-status, m-muh c-culture

Every female is laughing about you while they suck off an IPA tipping Chad right as we speak.

Oh yeah and
>*tips fedora*

>> No.8836056

>grape juice tequila slushies
I would get pretty sick from that. Sounds like a sugary nightmare.

>> No.8836099

>>8830596
It's just that food is a very intimate thing for many. You attack a food I like and I'll slit your throat with a butter knife.

>> No.8836104

>>8831933
>doesn't like a nice art gallery
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewladddddddddddddddddddd. Getting out of control aren't we.

>> No.8836110

>>8830339
This, thousandfold.

>> No.8836118

>>8830513
I could spend the next half hour with my finger on the "e" key to express how much I'm reeing at this post.
But I come from /sci/.
So I'll do this instead: REEE + Ee1875

>> No.8836125

>>8827607
I too once drank shit like Smirnoff ice, got fed up with the overly sugary taste!

>> No.8836127

>>8830642
>proving someone wrong about they liking something

That's not how proving works, anon.

>> No.8836132

>>8830762
NO YOU DON'T.
YOU DO NOT EXIST.

>> No.8836147

>>8836132
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night.

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I have a confession to make /ck/.
I've never drank more then sips of any alcohol. Beer, Whiskey, Wine, whatever, I'm 25 and basically have never drank any sort of alcohol.

I'm kind of tired of it though because not only do I know nothing about alcohol a lot of the time that's about the only thing anyone has to drink.

>> No.8836158

It's definitely an acquired taste, OP. The bitterness combined with the alcohol mouth feel turns a lot of people off at first, but in the end once you get used to it, it's fine. If you are a man and don't like beer, don't drink it.

I don't understand people who order shit they don't like in order to feel cool or accepted. If you've tried beer many times and dislike it, order something else. There's no shame in being true to yourself, and drinking is supposed to be an enjoyable activity.

>> No.8836160

>>8836147
Then I shall make it my mission to end your kind. I cannot allow such sinful taste to take place on the very earth I walk.

>> No.8836179

>>8836155
ive personally tried and tried to force myself to like alcohol but i just dont give a shit. i only drink it to get drunk going clubbing. i dont even drink to get drunk to make family gatherings bearable like everyone else, because i enjoy it so little. i just drink water and tea to be honest.

>> No.8836183
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I've literally always liked beer but if I feel like ordering a slush tequila drink I order a slush tequila drink.

>> No.8836468

>>8836160
It's too late. It was always too late.

>> No.8837076

>>8827666
*tips fedora*

>> No.8837282
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What's your guilty pleasure, /ck/?

>> No.8837353

>>8830608
Can you rec some good ones? I've been trying to find anything but odouls and sadly disappointed so far. Haven't even find a store with Kirin free yet

>> No.8837373

>>8836183
my nigga

I love Peroni and Tsing Tao, but I splurge sometimes and get a Pina Colada, AMF, Dark and Stormy instead of Long Island or Kamikaze.

>> No.8837379

>>8827607
What actually happened:
>Had corona and bud light as my first beers
>realized they tasted like shit
>went to a store and picked out a variety of beers
>found out lagers and amber ales are my favorite types
>proceeded to enjoy said beer with tasty food

I don't always drink beer though, more of a special occasion sort of thing since alcoholism is pretty rampant in my family

>> No.8837844

nope. fresh red style ale, like at Triple Rock brewery in Berkeley, or Luponic Distortion. actually refreshing. seriously. as is wheat beer wtih lemon. so fuck off

>> No.8837865

>>8827607
>be three year old me
>try dad's beer
>liked it
>try grandpa's beer
>didn't like it

>> No.8838130

>>8827607
Exactly, beer is just a meme. Booze is to get drunk or to savor and I can't get any of this things with beer.

>> No.8838133

>>8838130

>can't get any of this things with beer

Must suck not living in 'murrica.

>> No.8838148

>>8827607
>be me, 4 or 5 years old
>get a mouthful for the first time
>eyes burning and I start to choke
>dad and his friends laugh at me
>really cant stand the taste
>can feel the vomit crawling up by throat
>grab the bottle on the table and wash out the taste of dad's semen with the beer
>beer overpowers semen and I can breath right again
I don't care what anyone says, far as I'm concerned beer is pretty alright senpai

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>>8827693

>> No.8838167

I just don't order bear, why would I want to drink something that tastes like shit?
Ezpz, I don't even see how it's to do with masculinity, just stop being insecure

>> No.8838189

>>8827607
im sorry to point this out, but not everyone likes overly sugary drinks man. i prefer a sharp pilsner or a round blonde ale, that or smoked whiskey. i can appreciate a nice cocktail once in a while or maybe a spritz aperol, but usually i prefer beer or whiskey.

this isnt because i want to appear more manly

>> No.8838195

>>8827607
>i dont like beer, because of that everyone else is stupid for drinking something i think tastes bad duh

you probably drink slutfuel unironically and think its good cus it tastes like soda

fucking pleb

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>>8828151
I'll invite myself then.

>> No.8838606

>>8827607
I love dry lager

>> No.8838696

Beer is just so convenient though, every bar has it. I used to be an apple cider type of dude, until I developed a taste for beer, and now I can't stand cider. It's just way too fucking sweet, and I couldn't imagine getting drunk off of it anymore. Beer is way easier to drink, and it's not absurdly strong like a lot of cocktails are, so you can just drink it at a leisurely pace.

>> No.8838756

>>8827607
Beer is totally fine, crisp, refreshing. Not as sugary as most other drinks but these people who sit down, drink 15 beers then call it a night. You're completely mad, after two beers I've had enough, Time to crack out a bottle of wine or some spirits or something. Explain to me how you can enjoy sitting there with the same bitter taste in your mouth for four hours then crawl off to bed.

>> No.8838774

>>8827607
everything thats bitter is an adquired taste like coffee or mustard
adquired taste is bullshit speech for eat enough until you get used to the bad flavour and you only nottice the good part
Im not going to buy 40 bucks worth of grape juice and cheap vodka either

>> No.8838794

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.8838800

>>8827607
People originally drank beer not because it tasted good, but because it was unsafe to drink the water.

Every drink you can get now is safe, including the water. There's no reason to drink beer if you don't like the taste anymore.
When I go out, I like to get tonic water. I order it because I like the taste.
Nobody gives me shit for drinking it instead of beer. Because men don't really care.

>> No.8838802

>>8832441
Black tea + honey + vodka
It's delicious.
Also OP is a fag.

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>>8827607

>> No.8838847

>>8838802
can confirm.
You may substitute honey with sugar at no big loss.
You may substitute vodka with everclear too, at no loss.

>> No.8838879

>>8827607
>Because this was my experience, it must be the same for everyone!

t. autist
Not even in a memetic way. That is literally a sign of autism.

>> No.8838894

I love all alcohol but then again I'm an alcoholic

>> No.8838896

>>8838167
I hate drinking bear

>> No.8838939

>>8837282
This and Angry Orchard always make me violently ill.

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>>8830526
>beer or ale with Guinness added

>> No.8839109

>>8827729

cool fucking blog nigger

why don't you and OP fucking kill yourselves

>> No.8839690
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8839690

I drink beer because it's much cheaper than cocktails

>> No.8839723

>>8838167

>why would I want to drink something that tastes like shit?

You have to find the kind of beer that works for you.

Some people like stouts, others prefer ales. No one likes IPAs though. They're a meme beer for try-hards that pretend to enjoy skunky booze

>> No.8839741

>>8839109
>>>/pol/

>> No.8839864

>>8839723
My problem with IPAs is not that they are bitter. It's that they're often not bitter enough and taste like perfume. But I love an honest old school bitter Amber ale with a nice discreet malty backbone, with only slight pine but not exaggerated.

>> No.8839873

>>8839690
Not to make yourself.
A cheap handle is 40 drinks for about 10-15 dollars, while a 30 rack of beer rarely goes under 15.

>> No.8840062

>>8827607
I know this is just to troll but.. From the first drink of Czech beer, specifically their style of wheat beers like hefeweizen, I have loved beer. Specifically hefeweizen style beers. Ales are also good. I would drink them forever if I could.

>> No.8840121

>>8838148
Tell me more

>> No.8840155

>>8839723
>he doesn't enjoy all beer styles that aren't american macropiss

>> No.8840244

>>8827805

Yeah you can't go wrong with cider, aside from that Brothers shite. The toffee apple and coconut ones you see around sometimes are absolutely trash.

>> No.8840780

>>8838835
That's a really epic image! Mind if I steal it to post on iFunny?

>> No.8841005

>>8827607
Fuck you i actually love beer. Pussy detected.

>>8827617
fpbp

>> No.8841035

>>8841005
Your beard is showing, hipster. Drinking drain water won't make you manly neither is it going to hide your boobs.

>> No.8841512

>>8827666
You read the triple, pack it up and go. Close the thread.

>> No.8842023

>>8827607

I've been regularly consuming 6 beers a night for 3 years

>> No.8842045

>>8828019
Alcohol is a drug you fucking moron

>> No.8842055

>>8827607

alcohol is best gf

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>tfw gay
>tfw drink fruity gay women drinks at bars
>tfw people ask "what are you fucking gay?" and I say "yes" between sips of delicious fruity slushy goodness
>tfw you guys are stuck drinking piss-water

>> No.8842096

>>8832384
Additionally the tees in Reddit would be more accuratly repersented with a flap than a [d], at least in my regional dialect.

>> No.8842114

>>8837844
>Luponic Distortion
My nigga, Firestone Walker is the only decent thing from California since surf rock.

>> No.8842128

>>8827607
Beer is shit. I drink wine.

>> No.8842153

I hate that fruity shit. The second it touches my tongue my brain seems to compute that sugary+alcohol=rotten fruity my stomach rejects it. Dont like liquor either. A nice ale and even an ipa makes my day. Only flavored beer i like is anything pumpkin flavored (shit goes so fucking well with beer for some raisin) and i can stomach appe beers but not my thing, probably because im used to cider.

Also fuck peat beers. Shit tastes like gasoline

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>>8827729
HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP, PISS OFF

>> No.8842709

>>8827978
There is a base level of autism needed to make 3 comics a week for years.

>> No.8842712

>>8830560
Having tried all of them, I will say that if you do not like bland burgerland beer then the skunk of those ones are even worst.

But I love the skunk. Gotta love that skunk.

>> No.8842748

>>8830360
>>8836110

Sláinte lads

>>8830526

I understand that our lad, not the best on a scorcher. g'wan the aussie, only other cunts in the world who can drink and take piss/have a bit of banter

>>8839093

It's a drink, half stout, half ale, some call it a black and tan but if you do, I'll batter ye.

>> No.8843002

>>8840062
>Hefeweizen
>Czech

Retard.

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You know what pairs well with a good copypasta like this? An ice cold beer.

>> No.8844787

>>8827623
kek

>> No.8844799

beer is fine.
this thread is retarded, and yet i'm reading some of it.

>> No.8844823

>>8828587
no shit sherlock

>> No.8844833

soda pop is good
alcohol is good
????
profit

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>>8827978
>Make comic preaching to nerds about accepting others' hobbies and interests even if you don't personally like them
>Make comic that implies that a specific subset of interests and hobbies are fake just because he doesn't personally like it

Fucking hell Randall

>> No.8846257

>>8827607
>Guaranteed Replies: The Post

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>>8831993
Fucking candle ja

>> No.8848292

>>8830560
I love marzen and it makes me mad the only time I can find anything close to it is in the fall when everyone does Oktoberfest beers.

>> No.8848355

>232 replies

/ck/ is garbage

nigger nigger nigger

>> No.8848457

>>8848292
The closest thing you'd be able to find outside of the oktoberfest period would be a Vienna style lager. Marzen developed from that style. I don't know of any microbrews making it but surely there are some. Strangely enough though, the mexican beer Negro Modelo is a Vienna style lager.

>> No.8848990

>>8848457
I've had a few Vienna style lagers and liked them alright. I read somewhere that Sam Adams is actually a Vienna style lager as well.

>> No.8849300

I get what op's saying ,A lot of guys drink beer because of peer pressure, guys at my work are always bragging about how many pints they had and how drunk they got .

>> No.8849470

>>8849300
>guys drink beer because of peer pressure, guys at my work are always bragging about how many pints they had

Tell them to stop going to high school keggers.

>> No.8849530
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I don't like beer. This is okay.

Some people do like beer. This is also okay.

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I wouldn't touch most English beer with a ten metre pole but most Belgian beer usually has more of a sweet taste to it and doesn't actually taste like shit
Pic related: Leffe is pretty popular worldwide would recommend