YAAAAAAS!

[Anonymous No.8827506]

Starbucks introduces the new Unicorn Frap™!

>The chain says the drink was inspired by the trend of unicorn-themed food online and starts out purple with a sweet and fruity taste. It changes to pink and tart after it's stirred to mix in a blue drizzle. It will be available from April 19 to April 23 in the United States, Canada and Mexico, with a 12-ounce size containing 280 calories.

[Anonymous No.8827524]

Coming soon....

[Anonymous No.8827529]

FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.8827544]

>bronies

[Anonymous No.8827548]

Fucking faggot hipsters

[Anonymous No.8827633]

[Anonymous No.8827640]

>>8827506
I wouldn't be surprised if this stains your mouth, tongue and feces a bright shade of pink, it's ALL food coloring.

[Anonymous No.8827656]

Oh sure, this has to come out when it's cold again.

[Anonymous No.8827658]

>>8827506
They certainly know their demographic.

[Anonymous No.8827687]

>>8827506
shit looks like diabetes in a cup

[Anonymous No.8829969]

>>8827633

>that thumb

[Anonymous No.8829981]

>>8827506
I thought Starbucks was all about sophistication? This is some Lisa Frank tacky shit. Might as well introduce a bacon drink.

[Anonymous No.8830066]

>>8827548
What backwards fucking middle of nowhere flyover shithole do you live in where you consider the McDonald's of coffee shops to be "hipster?"

[Anonymous No.8830085]

>>8830066
Seattle?

[Anonymous No.8830088]

>>8830085
Oh, ok. Then it's not your location, you're just an idiot.

[Anonymous No.8830096]

>>8830085

pretty sure your city has the most indie cafes per capita

[Anonymous No.8830111]

>>8830088
Considering I am naming the location of the hipster coffee shops founding city, making you the idiot, I can argue that you might be the real idiot.
>>8830096
Do you enjoy your shitty gun laws in your shitty tiny California?

[Anonymous No.8830133]

>>8830111
just keep telling yourself that northern northern california

[Anonymous No.8830143]

>>8830133
>Implying I live in Oregon.

[Anonymous No.8830153]

>>8830143

nah oregon is just northern california

[Anonymous No.8830160]

>>8830153
>Burn status.

[Anonymous No.8830173]

>>8830160
Don't samefag. That's not cool.

[Anonymous No.8830175]

>>8830153
you mean northern california is part of oregon.
go ahead and try to secede, see what happens
>hurr durr the whole west coast will go with us!
bitch you'll be lucky to get anything outside of LA and SF

[Anonymous No.8830179]

>>8830173
Not samefagging, just grew up in Northern Cali and that gave me a giggle.

[Anonymous No.8830182]

>>8830173
>>8830175

lol did i hurt some PNW feelings

it's okay friends despite all the banter i love you all <3

[Anonymous No.8830190]

>>8830182
>that theme
kys yourself

[Anonymous No.8830191]

>>8827506
>Unicorn Frap™
I don't fap to unicorns
off to >>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.8830193]

>>8830160
I can smell your samefag over here in socal you mong.

[Anonymous No.8830196]

>>8830191
Hey faggots, you can't blame us for everythi-

I mean, yeah fuck those guts!

[Anonymous No.8830200]

>>8830193
see
>>8830182
you retard

[Anonymous No.8830201]

>>8830193
You are just terrible at this.
Do you want a timestamp and a personal fuck you to your post number?

[Anonymous No.8830222]

I swear to God, white people eat the weirdest shit.

[Anonymous No.8830232]

>>8830222
Fuck off Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.8830235]

>>8827687
>2100 calories

[Anonymous No.8830237]

>>8830160
Samefagging redditor

[Anonymous No.8830238]

>>8830222
White "people"*

And only tasteless women and effeminate faggots go to starbucks

[Anonymous No.8830257]

>>8830237
If you want to think that is the problem, go ahead and go with it.

[Anonymous No.8830262]

>>8830257
Awww did I touch a nerve, sweetpea? You're dismissed, sugar.

[Anonymous No.8830268]

>>8830262
...Really? That was kind of fucking pathetic.
Like 15 year old school girl level.

[Anonymous No.8830273]

>>8830268
I can't seem to stop triggering you, honey. Maybe you should go back to r/cooking where you belong. How about it pumpkin?

Awwwwww you're so grumpy, you need to calm down before you mess your nappy again, babycakes. Try taking a nap, they're good for babies that are cranky like you.

[Anonymous No.8830835]

This is the vaporlatte. I've already submitted my idea to Starbucks and I know they'll love it.

[Anonymous No.8830844]

>>8827506
God that looks awful.

[Anonymous No.8830849]

>>8830273
You're making a fool of yourself

[Anonymous No.8830863]

>>8827687
Any Frappuccino is diabetes in a cup.
>>8829981
>Lisa Frank tacky shit
90's will be the new retro fad soon enough. Maybe Starbucks is testing the waters.

[Anonymous No.8830933]

>>8827506

[Anonymous No.8830940]

>>8830235
A bit surprising, but it's supposed to be about 280 calories.

[Anonymous No.8830954]

As a employee of Starbucks who had to do so many tasting i say it's fucking gross, especially the blue drizzle. So fucking sour

[Anonymous No.8830960]

>A tall Unicorn Frappuccino made with whole milk and topped with whipped cream contains 280 calories, 11 grams of fat and 39 grams of sugar, according to a Starbucks spokesperson. The beverage, which doesn't contain coffee, is caffeine free.

YAAAAAAAAS!

[Anonymous No.8830976]

>>8829981

Starbucks is about selling sugary shit to teenage girls now, not adults who want cappuccinos and a scone. Fraps are mostly ice so their profit is amazing, hence all of the push for them above other drinks. People are better off seeking real coffee shops, or maybe the reserve Starbucks locations to get more single-origin blends.

[Anonymous No.8830982]

JUST

[Anonymous No.8830995]

>>8830954

Tasted the blue unicorn cum last night, I'd love it if I wanted melted concentrated warheads to drink. Can't wait for this shit to end by Sunday, and I have today off.

[Anonymous No.8831017]

>>8827544
>/mlpol/ destroyed an entire board just by autistic screeching
Never doubt the power of autism

[Anonymous No.8831036]

>>8830960
>which doesn't contain coffee
To be fair, neither do any of their other drinks.

[Anonymous No.8831114]

Can you imagine the meeting where this was pitched? Our brand seems a little weak with preteen girls, autistic NEET men and transexuals. How about something pastel colored and horsey? I heard faggots love unicorns, and we're not doing as well with faggots as we used to.

[Anonymous No.8831121]

>>8831114

It's a limited offer, so they probably just let this one through for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.8831137]

>>8827506
How does starbucks get associated with afluence and academic enviroments again?

[Anonymous No.8831139]

>>8831121
It seems like more of a publicity stunt than a serious menu offering.

[Anonymous No.8831143]

>>8827506
If the drink you're getting from starbucks isn't either some shade of brown or black just kys

[Anonymous No.8831221]

>>8831143
But all of their drinks are brown or black, because they're shit

[Anonymous No.8831312]

>>8830995
That shit made me wanna throw up. The frappaccino itself is okay but kinda bland

[Anonymous No.8832156]

>>8831139

Exactly. It's extremely limited, only enough supplies for a few days since it'll have high demand. They know this one takes off on social media, so it'll get people interested, they'll buy it, snapchat it, and probably won't even drink it.

[Anonymous No.8832164]

>>8831221

My diarrhea in a cup would be healthier than a lot of what we serve.

[Anonymous No.8832192]

Vaporwave is the future and if you don't like it than kindly o f f y o u r e s l f

[Anonymous No.8832199]

>>8827506
Looks like a e s t h e t i c cups.

[Anonymous No.8832201]

>>8831137
It doesn't. They're building one in the ghetto section of my city.

Now it's just genuinely accepted to pay 5 Bucks for a mediocre Cup of Coffee.

[Anonymous No.8832218]

>>8832199

But they didn't give us a synthwave soundtrack or force the girls to use hairspray.

[Anonymous No.8832221]

>>8832199
>aesthetic
How can a cup be concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty?
Cups are inanimate.

[Anonymous No.8832246]

>>8832221
did you just ASSUME it's sentience you shitlord?

Obviously he meant the cup was aesthetically designed by the 9000 man marketing team that designed every facet of it's look.

[Anonymous No.8832285]

>>8832156
The drink is clearly designed to be photographed more than to be drunk. Perfect for instagram.

[Anonymous No.8832317]

>>8827506
The perfect "look at me" beverage for the attention economy generation.

[Anonymous No.8832324]

>>8832246
>aesthetically designed.
Nope.
Get yourself a dictionary, retard-anon.
Learn to use that word in the correct context.

[Anonymous No.8832327]

>>8832324
Ignore the vaporware shitheads

[Anonymous No.8833555]

>>8827524
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.8833630]

>>8830960
>Caffeine free

What's the fucking point? As if this drink couldn't get any more irredeemable

[Anonymous No.8833642]

>>8833555

[Anonymous No.8834127]

>>8830960

>Caffeine free
>280 calories, 11 grams of fat and 39 grams of sugar

So it's basically just a fat faggot treat.

[Anonymous No.8834160]

>>8834127

All of the fraps are. There's no way to make them less diabetic other than the coffee frap light, which replaces half the sugar with splenda.

[Anonymous No.8834421]

>>8834127
And we'll still order them too.

[Anonymous No.8834437]

>>8830960
>caffeine free
LMAO
MAO
AO
O

[Anonymous No.8834440]

I tried a sample cup of this today. It was interesting creamy-fruity flavor but whatever flavoring they used for sour pooled at the bottom so when you got there you'd grt smacked in the face by an extremely tart flavor that i didn't love.

[Anonymous No.8834620]

>>8827506
If you want a sweet and fruity taste, why not just buy a smoothie?

[Anonymous No.8834637]

>>8831017
I miss /qa/. The 4chan happenings threads were actually good for a long while until some months ago.

[Anonymous No.8835840]

Our store ran out of most of the stuff for it

[Anonymous No.8835851]

>basic white girls waiting an hour for color dyed coffee
>lets tell social media i bought something everyone else did too

What's Starbucks endgame? They could sell shit and still make a million dollars a day.

[Anonymous No.8835879]

>>8835851
This is the same shit they do in Japan. People line up for limited edition items.

[unicorn frappuccino is the dri(...) No.8835912]

>>8827506

hi guys. have one thing to say FUCK you and FUCK all the haters hating on this drink

HOW COULD YOU BE AGAINST THIS
> vaporwave
> jovial, colorful
> doesnt take itself too seriously
> changes color as you drink

you probably hate it for shitty, pretentious, morose self-important reasons. this is how you sound
> ewww thats so much sugar
> it tastes like pure synthetic chemicals
> high fructose corn syrup? only in America, so backwards
> that drink is so basic, its a drink for stupid people
> its soo sweet, is there even any coffee in it? not like it would be good anyway. i hate starbucks their coffee tastes so burnt
> i only drink coffee with INTEGRITY
> I NEED YOU TO KNOW I AM SOPHISTICATED BECAUSE OF THE COFFEE I DRINK

if you dont have anything good to say about the unicorn frappuccino then you can FUCK OFF BACK TO REDIT.

[Anonymous No.8835917]

Its almost as good as losing a foot.

[Anonymous No.8835926]

>>8835912
I don't hate that other people will drink it, I'm just not really interested in drinking it myself.

[Anonymous No.8835931]

>>8835926
this is an acceptable opinion

[Anonymous No.8836051]

>>8835917
Now that I think about it, this is literally the same concept. Old folks at the time didn't care for it but kids went apeshit.

[Anonymous No.8836059]

>>8835912
pros:
>vapormeme yung lean 2012 xddd
>looks synthetic
>will only ever be drunk ironically
>changes color as you drink (wow)

cons:
>sweet as fuck
>tastes like shit
>unhealthy as fuck

[Anonymous No.8836061]

>>8830273
be my gf?

[Anonymous No.8836066]

>>8835851
>Coffee
But it's not. Starbucks isn't even trying anymore, just milkshake and food dye.

[Anonymous No.8836081]

>Fiancee works at Starbucks
>brought one of these home for me just now

Holy fuck it tastes like garbage

People actually pay money for this shit what the hell

[Anonymous No.8836095]

>>8836081
did your gf like it too

[Anonymous No.8836096]

>>8836095
She said it tasted like shit and knew I wouldn't like it, wanted to laugh at me when I reacted to it.

[Anonymous No.8836101]

>>8830849
t. baby boy
Awwwww, look sweetums this is a 18+ website only. You need to go back to roblox where children like you belong, okay sugar britches?

[Anonymous No.8836103]

>used to work at Starbucks throughout all of 2015

I am getting PTSD just thinking about making this shit.

[Anonymous No.8836129]

>>8835912
Thats the most gay food ive ever seen
>i want it.

[Anonymous No.8836139]

I don't really go to starbucks, but I went in anyway and asked for my meme drink.
$5.45 for the large, which isn't even that big.
They were out of the blue sour sauce and the cashier didn't tell me and so when they handed my drink i asked for a partial refund because I didn't get a complete drink, they said no, so I asked for a full refund the stupid bitch scoffed at me and told me to wait in line again for my refund.
There was like 10 people ahead of me and most of them were ordering the same meme drink and the cashier still wasn't telling them they were out of the sour syrup.

Fuck starbucks, I don't even know why I bothered.

[Anonymous No.8836150]

>>8835912
But it literally is just sour and shit

[Anonymous No.8836157]

>>8836101
pls be my gf

[Anonymous No.8836161]

>>8836139
Why the fuck would she not tell? Our store ran out of mango and sour blue drizzle and we made sure to tell the people. Plus it was a benefit to us cause we didn't have to make the drink

[Anonymous No.8836163]

&#160

[Anonymous No.8836165]

I tried it today. It didn't really taste "sweet" but holy fuck was it sour and very unappealing. Fucking gross sour blue shit

[Anonymous No.8836365]

>>8827524
why are his nails so long

[Anonymous No.8836599]

fucking burgers

[Anonymous No.8836757]

>>8831017
/mlpol/ was actually chill as fuck.

[Anonymous No.8836766]

>>8836051
Shows you how far we've fallen: old folks then just didn't care, but the adults of today are so insecure and childish that they throw huge fucking fits about it.

This thread is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.8836994]

>>8836165
Is it like that generic blue raspberry flavor a lot of candy has?

[Anonymous No.8837030]

>>8836994
It didn't taste like blue raspberry

[Anonymous No.8837044]

>>8829981
>starbucks
>sophisticated
that place is for soccer moms, hipsters, instagrammers, and people who care about brands

[Anonymous No.8837052]

>>8830982
>unicorn now just means "add sugary toppings and food dye"

disgusting

[Anonymous No.8837614]

>>8827524
Actually had it. Was surprisingly okay

[Anonymous No.8837624]

>>8827633
>>8829969

[Anonymous No.8837905]

Is there even any coffee in this at this point?

[Anonymous No.8837924]

>>8837905
literally no, it's like a mango and sour food dye whipped cream mess.

[Anonymous No.8837936]

>>8837924
They shouldn't be calling it a frappe. They should be calling it a fruit shake

[Anonymous No.8837953]

I was going to try getting an ice cream tomorrow at a place that has different and unique stuff but always has fucking unforgivably long lineups.

Should I just get one of these instead?

[Anonymous No.8837982]

>>8837953
you're a blowhard if you do

[Anonymous No.8838019]

>>8829981
The last time I went into one is was advertizing sous-vide eggs like that was going to achieve shit. It's about being trendy and overpriced.

[Anonymous No.8838098]

>>8827506
Happened to read an NYT article about this thing and apparently this "unicorn" shit originated with someone using beet root and chlorophyll pigment to dye cream cheese pastel colors. They were originally working with healthier foods (no, I know it's fucking cream cheese). Then people called it "unicorn food" and started throwing marshmallows, sprinkles, and glitter onto other food items.

And here we are.

>>8836096
A keeper.

[Anonymous No.8838103]

>>8837953
No, are you a fucking dumbus?

[Anonymous No.8838118]

The combination of the sour sparkly shit and the whipped cream left this absolutely nasty buttery aftertaste in my mouth, like as if I had eaten a whole stick of butter.

It's been 12 hours and i can still taste it.

[Anonymous No.8838137]

>>8838118
chew a couple coffee beans or eat pickled ginger, they'll cleanse your palette

>you drank it
i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.8838145]

>>8836365

For scooping coke

[Anonymous No.8838272]

>>8835912
people that think this is vaporwave don't know that vaporwave is
just because something is light blue doesn't make it vaporwave

[Anonymous No.8838322]

That's not just gay, it's retarded to boot.

[Anonymous No.8838384]

>>8827529
underrated post

[Anonymous No.8838395]

>>8836757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1MA6ousJE

The day friendship became magic?

[Anonymous No.8838400]

>>8830111
>starbucks
>hipster
You autistics really need to get out more.

[Anonymous No.8838406]

>>8838400
Allow me to give out a verbal rebuttal in form of text.
NO U

[Anonymous No.8838485]

>>8838395
I'll never not love how well that fits.

[Anonymous No.8838493]

>>8838485
It's like a dill pickle and peanut butter sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8838771]

>>8835879
Except in Japan the LE items don't taste like utter fucking shit

Pic related

[Anonymous No.8838780]

>>8835912
I hate that drink but I love Starbuck's blonde roasts and always buy them for brewing my morning coffee. Light roasts are fucking hard to find nowadays but at least Starbucks carries them reliably.

I'm also pleased that Starbucks is getting massive blacklash from the LGBBTQQIAAPBBQWTF community because apparent the drink has the same colors as the bisexual pride flag and that's offensive somehow or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.8839252]

She ain't pretty no more.

[Anonymous No.8839261]

>>8827506
>>8827529
>>8835912
S H I LL
H
I
L
L

S A G E
A
G
E

nice try starbucks marketing team
go eat a big fat dick

[Anonymous No.8839267]

>>8839252
how was it danny boy you fucking hairy beast of a man?

[Anonymous No.8839272]

>>8831017
>destroyed an entire board just by autistic screeching

To be fair, the whole shinding about brony prosecution on 4chan came about as a result of autistic screenching.
February bannings, one thread only policy, GR15, /mlp/ containment,...

They simply returned the favor.

[Anonymous No.8839275]

>>8839272
>everything is autism

www.thesaurus.com

[Anonymous No.8839289]

>>8839252
jesus christ, dude

shave your arms once in a while

[Anonymous No.8839403]

remind me of this don't know why

[Anonymous No.8839435]

I'm glad my store ran out. Apparently most stores ran out on Wednesday and Thursday.

[Anonymous No.8839920]

>>8839289
implying youre not a teen who hasn't even grown more than peach fuzz anywhere besides their scalp and eyes.

[Anonymous No.8839995]

>>8839252
Nice hand, fatty

[Anonymous No.8840003]

>>8839289
That hair serves a evolutionary purpose.
It reduces sunburns and you can feel spiders and shit crawling up your arm much better if you don't shave your arms, you twink faggot.

[Anonymous No.8840373]

>>8835851
disgusting

[Anonymous No.8840403]

This is not intended to be drunk. It's a marketing tool used to give Starbucks attention.

Whether you like it or not its
>What the fuck starbucks just made the most retarded shit
or
>OMG SO RANDOM I WANT TO TASTE A UNICORN NICE STARBUCKS
or
>That looks pretty good I should go to starbucks.

not
>I should go look for a local coffee shop that has reasonable prices and high standards of quality.

[Anonymous No.8840418]

>People coffee that isn't homebrewed and thermos'd.
Disgusto

[Anonymous No.8840447]

>>8827524
How is his skin so nice?

[Anonymous No.8840475]

[Anonymous No.8840521]

>>8835851
>>shitting on people having fun
>>being this bitter and having nothing better to do

[Anonymous No.8840528]

>>8835931
Yeah but the answer is to just ignore the thread.

[Anonymous No.8840546]

>>8830995
letting a drink affect your actual life and happiness

[Anonymous No.8840547]

>>8840447
He has as much testosterone as most 12 year olds

He was 17 in some of his very early videos

[Anonymous No.8840548]

>>8839289
>male
>shaving arms
Really makes me think

[Anonymous No.8840550]

>>8836101
kek

[Anonymous No.8840552]

>>8836103
Getting off work and everything including your skin smells like coffee grounds.

[Anonymous No.8840553]

>>8836161
Is it super complicated?

[Anonymous No.8840555]

>>8836365
Mommy can only make time to clip nails by appointment.

[Anonymous No.8840558]

>>8838098
How is cream cheese not a healthy food? Are you one of those insane low-fat only soccer moms?

[Anonymous No.8840563]

>>8831017
>implying /qa/ wasn't autistic screetching.
all we did was scream at the same frequency but louder. /qa/ was never anything but an excuse for shitposters to demand a board be deleted or changed to suit their autism, or enforce their autism on others with global rules. it deserved death even if as a board it represents everything pol stood for.

[Anonymous No.8840582]

>>8840547
>He has as much testosterone as most 12 year olds

this combined with the fact he never gets sun exposure or does manual labor

[Anonymous No.8840589]

>>8838771
starbucks logo in Japan has squinty eyes? TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.8840611]

>>8840553
No but can be a real pain when having 5 or 6 in queue

[Anonymous No.8840762]

>>8840611
Sorry mate :(

[Anonymous No.8840953]

>>8831017
Half of those pony threads and posts were by /pol/lacks who thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.8841047]

>>8837044
No one who could be called hipster would be seen in a starbucks, even though their daily drip is decent if you happen to want coffee while also not being home.

[Anonymous No.8841051]

Starbucks baristas need to chill out. Just because a drink is a pain to make doesn't mean you should all go online and tell people not to buy it. IT. IS. YOUR. JOB. You are literally getting paid to stand there and make drinks. I'm a barista too, and sometimes there are drinks that are really complicated and that I don't want to make, but guess what? I don't go online and rant to public and ask them not to order it anymore because it's an inconvenience. MAKE THE FUCKING DRINK. Starbucks has probably lost thousands of dollars because their baristas won't make a fucking drink. I'm appalled.

[Anonymous No.8841239]

>>8832317
Imagine the guy that wrote this post

[Anonymous No.8841243]

>>8841051
I think you're the one with issues dude chill the fuck out

[Anonymous No.8841271]

76 fucking grams of sugar?
holy fuck, there's drinking sweet creamy shit and then theres 500 CALORIES AND 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR AT A COFFEE SHOP WITH NO COFFEE IN IT

[Anonymous No.8841274]

>>8841051
It is also our job to give an opinion on the drink to customers so fuck off

[Anonymous No.8841281]

>>8841271
Starbucks is basically an ice cream place now

[Anonymous No.8841285]

>>8841271
It's just a coffee tee hee

[Anonymous No.8841294]

>>8841051
You sound like a bitch

[Anonymous No.8841298]

>>8841285
This is like Subways being health food slathered in meats and mayo

[Anonymous No.8841528]

>>8827633
holy fucking troll claw

[Anonymous No.8841614]

>>8840403
This. Starbucks doesn't care.

Don't blame them. Blame the idiot consumers that buy this garbage. I know a shit ton of you would cash in on people's stupidity, because I know I would. If I knew people would pay me for sugary sour unicorn vomit garbage, I'd be charging them all the way to the bank.

[Anonymous No.8841625]

>>8839289
>shave your arms
Precisely how many cocks do you gargle per day?

[Anonymous No.8841637]

>>8827506
How can people handle drinking so much sugar?

[Anonymous No.8842949]

>>8841637
diabetes hasnt hit yet

[Anonymous No.8843022]

>>8841637
By being American!

[Anonymous No.8843024]

>>8843022
God bless your beetus, sir.

[Anonymous No.8843029]

>>8843022
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.8843030]

>>8843024
DO YOU OWN OIL?!

[Anonymous No.8843035]

So Starbucks is going full horsefucker?
When do we get porn of the the mascot being railed by a unicorn?

[Anonymous No.8843055]

>>8843035
They're just following the middle class white girl trends.

[Anonymous No.8843068]

>>8843055
I thought it was NEET 30 year old men who shame their family.

[Anonymous No.8843191]

>>8838771
>Putting pastry on top of your coffee
>Weebs will defend this

[Anonymous No.8843198]

>>8843191
it's a pastry to eat with ur coffee is that such a bad concept

[Anonymous No.8843330]

A question... Do you must have a degree in arts to work at Starbucks?
Considering majors.

[Anonymous No.8843336]

>>8843330
You just need one on giving up at life.

[Anonymous No.8843354]

>>8843330
Any liberal arts degree will do.

[Anonymous No.8844464]

>>8837624
ET PHONE HOME

[Anonymous No.8844631]

>>8843330
Anything in gender studies will give you a boost.

[Anonymous No.8846547]

>>8827506

[Anonymous No.8846593]

Me and a friend went to 3 fuckin g Starbucks stores and they were all sold out.

[Anonymous No.8846603]

>>8846593
Duh? You're following some faggy trend. The rest of the normies and bronies beat you to it, chump. Be a little more cutting edge next time if you want a hot limited item.

[Anonymous No.8846824]

Lol post gore and scare the PR fag off

[Anonymous No.8846980]

>>8830111
Considering I don't own a gun, I don't really care. Cool assumption, tho.

[Anonymous No.8847152]

I also enjoyed the Unicorn Frappucino from Starbucks; I hope they bring it back for a longer time in the future; it was yummy. :)

[Anonymous No.8847322]

>>8846824
XD

[Anonymous No.8847359]

>>8847152
This faggot still around?

[Anonymous No.8847365]

>>8827506
>falling for capitalist propaganda
its like you want them to manipulate you

[Anonymous No.8847390]

>>8831137
It's associated with academic environments because that's where you end up working if you studied a liberal arts degree.

[Anonymous No.8847444]

>>8847152
Did you sell that shirt?

[Anonymous No.8847491]

>>8840475
AM I BEING DETAINED I DO NOT CONSENT

[Anonymous No.8847712]

>>8835912
not vaporwave

[Anonymous No.8848256]

>>8840003
>you can feel spiders and shit crawling up your arm
This actually sucks because the wind blowing through it feels the same way.

[Anonymous No.8848979]

Calories are not the problem here. These fuckers have 39 FUCKING GRAMS OF SUGAR. Go grab food scale and measure out 39 grams of sugar. you can fill almost 1/3 of the Starbucks cup with 39 grams.

Try it if you want but for fucks sake dont drink it regularly. This applies to the other sugary drinks as well.

[Anonymous No.8849351]

Starbucks was a mistake

[Anonymous No.8849496]

>>8848979
that's hardly anything

a 20 oz bottle of soda has almost twice that amount

[Anonymous No.8849531]

>>8848979
I don't want t contaminate my drug scale with sugar.

[Anonymous No.8849668]

But how can you be sure people don't just want to have fun? Sometimes people have fun. I'm referring here to people.

[Anonymous No.8849671]

>>8840475
Um excuse me but that is an alicorn.

[Anonymous No.8850086]

>>8847359
yeah i'm also surprised
i legit thought he would be dead by now, he's been picking at a bad infection on his taint for years now and it's all scar tissue down there
no idea how it didn't kill him

[Anonymous No.8851849]

>>8827506
is the pink stuff unicorn semen?

[Anonymous No.8851861]

>>8851849
No, unicorn semen actually is just horse semen that has sprinkles in it.

[Anonymous No.8851863]

>>8846603
>bronies beat you to it, chump.
That was my wife's reaction to news of this. She said, "Wasn't the unicorn thing like six years ago?"

[Anonymous No.8851866]

>>8851849
>>8849671
Unicorns dont exist you dummies

[Anonymous No.8851870]

>>8851866
Yes they do, they only come out on Saturdays and on your television if you know the secret time and channel number.

[Anonymous No.8851988]

>>8830175
>go ahead and try to secede, see what happens
Are you still on memes from January?

[Anonymous No.8852005]

>>8839252
Is that a pube on your thumb?

[Anonymous No.8852100]

Is it really not okay to go to Starbucks? The Tim Hortons in my town is shit and all the other coffee shops are over in Yellow Springs, which is a bitch to find parking at.

[Anonymous No.8852881]

>>8852100
>Is it really not okay to go to Starbucks?
Only if you're an untermensch who cares about the opinions of others.