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Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:38:05 2017 No.8821335 [Reply] [Original]

Is this the god of snacks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:41:27 2017 No.8821348 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:44:07 2017 No.8821362 >>8821335 If this is the god of snacks, who is the snack goddess?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:45:04 2017 No.8821368 eat chocolate coating unroll the cake lick up all the cream eat the cake

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:45:40 2017 No.8821371 >>8821335 >eating processed garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:45:48 2017 No.8821372 >>8821335 they always look so much better than they taste. Even if we were talking "non perishable gas station snack league" I think raspberry cheese danish would probably win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:06:23 2017 No.8821463 >>8821335 Nutty bars are better

Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:25:33 2017 No.8821554

>>8821335

I never understood how or why the 'icing' is so waxy. But then there is a lot I dont understand about snack cake chemistry.

Like most snack cakes, I think they suck on their own but light right up with a cup of coffee.

Beware of things calling themselves Steusel or coffee cake. I found some that were just practically cake topped with sugar. As in just sugar mixed with cinnamon. Literally crunching on granulated sugar that was the faux "crumb"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:26:44 2017 No.8821560 >>8821368 The Swedish way of eating a swiss roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:26:40 2017 No.8821857 >>8821368 You're the sort of monster who licks the cream off before dipping the oreo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:29:08 2017 No.8821862 File: 194 KB, 1351x714, little-debbie-oatmeal-creme-pie-box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821335 I heard you've been talking shit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:29:17 2017 No.8821864 >>8821335 a lesser version of the best snack ho-hos

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:22:50 2017 No.8822000 >>8821371 literally all food is processed in some way

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:52:25 2017 No.8822142 File: 97 KB, 400x240, niyari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821862 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:55:06 2017 No.8822150 >>8821368 That's some kinky foreplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:32:56 2017 No.8822221 >>8821862 after not eating those for a year i tried them again and they taste like a disgusting sugar bomb with a bizarre flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:37:01 2017 No.8822232 >>8822221 Heretic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:37:24 2017 No.8822233 File: 406 KB, 570x450, IMG_0330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yfw mom puts this bullshit in your lunch

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:41:40 2017 No.8822240 File: 65 KB, 600x492, 0024300041200_CL_hyvee_default_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking plebeians, move aside, best snack coming through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:20:49 2017 No.8822320 File: 82 KB, 280x219, ding-dongs-1-280x219[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me it's the ding dong

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:23:52 2017 No.8823776 >>8821335 hmm recipe for homemade swiss roll anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:27:23 2017 No.8823793 >>8823776 >go to the store >buy a pack of swiss rolls >take them out and put them on a baking sheet >bake at 300 degrees for 1 minute >dust with powdered sugar >serve with milk in a wine glass

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:29:13 2017 No.8823802 >>8823793 i meant like a chocolate sheet cake recipe + marshmallow (?) filling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:52:08 2017 No.8823886 >>8823802 its some sort of whipped cream, not marshmallow, if i remember correctly

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:55:26 2017 No.8823896 File: 53 KB, 547x396, invisibility.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 17:37:03 2017 No.8824219 >>8821335 >am Swiss >never heard of swiss rolls >Google it >not originated in Switzerland lmao, reminds me of a 'Swiss' burger that I saw on a menu (in a restaurant on vacation). That burger had not a single Swiss ingredient, it had mozzarella

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 17:43:04 2017 No.8824240 >>8824219 maybe the cheese was swiss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 17:45:50 2017 No.8824248 >>8824240 like I said it was mozzarella.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 17:50:17 2017 No.8824261 File: 525 KB, 1073x537, 6564555555556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821362

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:13:12 2017 No.8824322 >>8822233 My nigger. Freezing these are top tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:21:50 2017 No.8824357 >>8824219 what are you gonna do about it? go to war with us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:49:44 2017 No.8824454 >>8824357 relax, it's just funny to me, is that not allowed or what?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:53:36 2017 No.8824467
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>>8823776
It's just a smaller processed version of the chocolate roulade AKA Bûche de Noël or Yule Log. Making it yourself is fun and they taste amazing:
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/12/jacques-torres-buche-de-noel-recipe.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmKjOdNLV-4

This is the best chocolate snack cake. I like to pop them into the microwave until they are barely still solid and then eat them with a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:55:18 2017 No.8824473 File: 193 KB, 933x356, 1444625719952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822233 MY FUCKING NIG

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:10:57 2017 No.8824533 For me it's the zebra cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:30:43 2017 No.8824621 >>8821862 >>8822233 I like these because they tend to be pretty cheap. Makes big-brand candy look like theft in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:04 2017 No.8824629 >>8822240 The only man here with any sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:30 2017 No.8824736 >>8822233 >that moist, thicc, processed chemical brownie So fuckin good

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:56 2017 No.8824755 >>8824454 Maybe if you didn't insult my culture I could relax

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:51:29 2017 No.8825492 File: 30 KB, 500x229, starcrunch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't believe how wrong everyone is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:04:15 2017 No.8825730 >>8822000 Trips confirm

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:30:24 2017 No.8825786 >>8825492 Tasty indeed but no way they are #1

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:48:44 2017 No.8825824 >>8821862 >>8821335 >>8822240 >All this good shit I'm tryna eat less of I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY LEG NIGGAS BUT YOU MAKIN ME CONSIDER THE WHEELCHAIR LIFE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:55:48 2017 No.8825835 File: 46 KB, 500x500, Zingers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821335 red Zingers with a tall cold glass of whole milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:59:27 2017 No.8825844 File: 45 KB, 640x381, 32930673820_3eb07eac81_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822320 so close yet still wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:54:16 2017 No.8826295 >>8824219 the patty was most likely prepared using by swissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:55:18 2017 No.8826297 >>8824261 These would be good if they didn't have the fucking glazing on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:56:25 2017 No.8826303 >>8826295 >prepared using by swissing. Sorry I'm drunk. What I'm trying ot say is it's like swiss steak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 10:40:56 2017 No.8826708 File: 31 KB, 300x225, a0e21d193c4cd6e8a83e3f5bde579913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the only correct option

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 11:32:26 2017 No.8826807 I'm getting diabetes just by entering this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:59:49 2017 No.8828487 >>8821862 Dude every time i eat those shit all day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:56:11 2017 No.8828730 >>8825462 These are absolute garbage now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:02:17 2017 No.8828761 I think I'd probably vomit if I ate one of those again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:02:31 2017 No.8828762 >>8821335 When I was a kid I'd take a couple of those to the deer stand for snacking purposes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:09:56 2017 No.8828790 File: 60 KB, 640x360, oatmeal-creme-pie_11175882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821862 > You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:24:04 2017 No.8828842 File: 292 KB, 1500x1000, teacake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:56:03 2017 No.8828942 File: 45 KB, 300x233, Nutty-Bars-Small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821362

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:03:23 2017 No.8828971 >>8828942 I'd like to nut in her bar

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:04:11 2017 No.8828975 File: 37 KB, 600x445, goddess among them.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Use these to get some pussy by offering it to them, works ever time I swear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:16:42 2017 No.8829026 >>8822240 What is this some kind of chocolate coated wafer ensemble?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 00:01:09 2017 No.8829655 >>8828975 >Hog bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 00:10:05 2017 No.8829680 >>8826708 Only the pink ones are good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:11:23 2017 No.8829866 >>8821554 because it contains carnuaba wax

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:14:25 2017 No.8829876 >little debbie >hostess Why do you fags have such shit taste in food? eat a fucking Tastykake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:15:32 2017 No.8829879 >>8829655 I just throw out dried corn and 4 front asses show up at my door per week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 09:39:45 2017 No.8830904 File: 44 KB, 600x338, tmp_7930-CBzZMacUoAA1AVM366906748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8825462 Is that a jojo reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 09:44:47 2017 No.8830909 >>8824533 Good choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:00:54 2017 No.8831130 >>8824755 Your culture is based around swiss rolls, what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:03:17 2017 No.8831140 >>8824454 I'd help you against them my dear swiss neighbor

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:04:48 2017 No.8831145 >>8824357 I'd help you against them any given time my dear swiss neighbor

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