/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8807227]

As a Californian, I'm very curious about this place. Tell me about it.

[Anonymous No.8807237]

I miss when you could smoke in them. They were the last hold out of what you would call a real man's diner. Only truckers and drunks.go there and all the waitresses are burnt out or drug addicts. Legit my favorite restaurant.

T. Coon ass.

[Anonymous No.8807238]

>>8807227
It's a house that, get this, serves waffles.

[Anonymous No.8807241]

>>8807237
But how's the food?

[Anonymous No.8807253]

>>8807241
Fucking fantastic. Only get the breakfast or the burger. Never had anything else.

[Anonymous No.8807255]

>>8807241
Oh and make sure the dude cooking it is a huge black guy or a strung out white dude. It makes the flavors come out more. Even better if they smoke while they cook.

[Anonymous No.8807256]

>>8807227
Here's a video of a Californian telling a story about his first Waffle House visit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHnmtv9QM60

[Anonymous No.8807258]

>>8807227
It's absolutely fucking delicious. It's where the stoners, drunks, and truckers go. They should have them at every truck stop instead of Denny's.

[Anonymous No.8807278]

>>8807227
It's okay. Their burgers and breakfasts are decent, everything else ranges from "meh" to "how did they manage to water down SOLID FOOD?"

[Anonymous No.8807279]

It says waffles, but don't get the waffles. Get the hash browns. Get them ALL THE WAY.

[Anonymous No.8807281]

>>8807256
I was expecting some.dumbass liberal shit but that story was perfect. I mean 100% spot on.

Foods great though man. Oh word of advice only go between midnight and 4 am. Trust me, the show is better.

[Anonymous No.8808780]

>>8807253
and gravy on your hashbrowns

[Anonymous No.8808804]

>>8807227
It's a magical place, Waffle House

[Anonymous No.8808829]

drunk or sober, fucking based as fuck anon

[Anonymous No.8808841]

>>8808829
Do Americans really eat this stuff?

[Anonymous No.8808856]

>>8807227
only been once
went for breakfast

chocolate waffles, hashbrowns, coffee.

waitress didn't refill my coffee even though i asked her to.
7/10.

[Anonymous No.8808876]

>>8808841
Do people really shitpost?

[Anonymous No.8808947]

>>8808876
Do Americans really get so triggered?

[Anonymous No.8808975]

>>8808829

da fuck is dis

[Anonymous No.8808987]

This was my go to study spot in college. I kept really weird hours, so I'd go there around 1-2am, enjoy decent unlimited coffee and work for a few hours, then order a delicious breakfast once I was done.

>scrambled eggs with cheese
>hash browns with onion and cheese

[Anonymous No.8809004]

>>8808947
>triggered
wtf i hate myself now

[Anonymous No.8809008]

>>8808975
haskbrown with bacon cheese and sauteed unyums

[Anonymous No.8809013]

>>8809004
Common thing for Americans to do I suppose.

[Anonymous No.8809027]

had it once at 5AM in the morning after writing a paper since nothing else was open

even sleep deprived and hungry as fuck it sucked. the ham had the consistency of an old tire, the eggs were runny as fuck, and the toast they give you is made from the whitest white bread imaginable I don't think a single thing of the original grain was in there

Don't really get why people like this place when there's IHOP or even better, a good breakfast place that isn't a shitty chain

[Anonymous No.8809053]

>>8809013
10/10 memeing

[Anonymous No.8809060]

>>8807227
>Triple hashbrowns, scattered all the way
>Pot of coffee
It cures whatever ails you.

[Anonymous No.8809075]

>>8809053
Do Americans really like to meme?

[Anonymous No.8809088]

>>8809027
Finally a real response

[Anonymous No.8809093]

>>8809075
11/10 meme

[Anonymous No.8809094]

>>8809075
No, that's the meme

[Anonymous No.8809105]

>>8809027
>IHOP
>Paying $10 for overrated pancakes

[Anonymous No.8809179]

Greasy salty and flavorless

[Anonymous No.8809236]

>>8809093
>>8809094
If only Americans were as good at cooking as they are at being memes.

[Anonymous No.8809295]

>>8809236
>memeing a meme

Nice

[Anonymous No.8809307]

>>8807258
>They should have them at every truck stop instead of Denny's.

Fuck yes. Fuck Denny's.

[Anonymous No.8809317]

>>8809236
eurofag bringing the heat.
great work Abdul

[Token Nigga on /pol/ No.8809326]

Angus patty melt, hash with onion smothered with cheese. OJ, coffee and keep the hot sauce coming.

There is one a BLOCK away, I could walk there but then I'd have to deal with fellow basketball americans.

[Token Nigga on /pol/ No.8809331]

Angus patty melt, hash browns cooked with onion smothered in cheese. OJ, coffee and keep the hot sauce coming.

There is a WF a BLOCK away, I could walk there but then I'd have to deal with fellow basketball americans.

[Token Nigga on /pol/ No.8809337]

>>8809331

Whoops, finger slipped, that's WH not WF

kill me now

[Anonymous No.8809346]

>>8807256

This is believable. I went to Georgia Tech and ate at waffle house off campus probably at least once a week or more. Many times at 2 and 3 in the morning while pulling an all nighter.

Normally its a normal dining experience. But the way they run the place - especially the graveyard shift is sketchy as fuck. They usually just have one cook and one waitress to run the whole show. At 2 in the morning with 6 tables an hour thats probably fine. But when they have a rush - that cook and waitress are FUCKED.

If you catch the 'house at the wrong time, with the wrong strung out waiter/waitress things get really interesting.

I had 2 experiences which are worth mentioning.

1 Waiter was so strung out and over worked, we ordered a slice of pie, and he just brought the whole pie and a knife and a plate and told us to slice ourselves off a slice of whatever size we want. My buddy brian, like out of a cartoon, cuts out a slice, then lifts the REST of the pie out of the tin and puts it on a plate for the table. Waiter did not give a fuck and just applauded Brain. It was awesome.

Another time (kind of like in the video) the waitress and cook had HAD IT WITH EACH OTHER, and the waitress just starts picking up plates where she had dressed the plates to indicate the orders and just starts CHUCKING THEM AT THE WALL AND THEY ARE SHATTERING EVERYWHERE.

We were in the middle of our meal and just got up and left. That bitch was obviously on crack or meth.

Waffle house is the greatest. The people that work there are the lowest paid, amazing people on the earth.

Great Bourdain Video - the tasting menu at Waffle House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_kbIVxl_o

[Anonymous No.8809408]

Waffle House can vary widely in quality based on location and timing.

I went to this Waffle House near my uni on the first of the month, they day that all the surrounding basketball Americans get their welfare checks, and the place was popping. There had to be around 30 black people there. The place was so loud and the ebonics could be heard in the parking lot. The waitresses were doing nothing but talking and the only person actually working was this poor college kid on the grill doing everything while the place crashed and burned around him. The food was okay. Good considering that one guy was cooking for 30 people in an hour.

If you go to a Waffle House in the country, however, where there are old people waitresses and cooks, prepare for the best breakfast of your life for 7$. Sweet old ladies who top of your coffee and chat with you.

[Anonymous No.8809442]

>>8809346
>vid deserves its own post

************************************************************************************

Anthony Bourdain - The tasting menu at Waffle House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_kbIVxl_o

************************************************************************************

[Anonymous No.8809937]

for the money it is hard to beat. I hate the fake oil/butter they use on hashbrowns & eggs.

Jim Gaffingan said it best " Imagine a service station restroom that serves waffles"

[Anonymous No.8809974]

>>8809442
That was heartwarming to watch

[Anonymous No.8809994]

>>8807227
One of only 2 places in my city where you can eat between 11pm and 6am. They have $6 combos that are pretty good deals, especially the grit bowl combo. As long as their grits aren't dried out or swimming in faux butter the grit bowl is everything you could ask for in a breakfast meal. Personally, I find their chili and their hashbrowns to be only ok on their own, but if you get the chilli as a topping to the hashbrows it's heavenly.

[Anonymous No.8810090]

>>8809442
how can you stand to watch/listen to this with the fucked up audio

[Anonymous No.8810107]

Georgian here, Waffle House is like a religion around here. There's one, and sometimes even two, at every interstate exit. Personally I love it. I'm allergic to eggs, so I always get their hashbrowns scattered, topped, capped, diced, and covered, with a side of grits.

[Anonymous No.8810138]

you boys need to make sure you go late at night

[Anonymous No.8810157]

>>8809442
The chef's table music is hilarious

[Anonymous No.8810225]

It's basically a watered down Denny's. Breakfast is decent, coffee is decent. Never get anything other than breakfast foods. I had one of the biggest mistakes of my life. The pork chops are horrendous. Undercooked, yet tougher than leather.

[Anonymous No.8810378]

>>8809331
This is about right, I don't do the hot sauce or cheese on the browns

[Anonymous No.8810382]

>>8810378
Also I rarely drink coke but for me a patty melt plate is perfect with a coke

[Anonymous No.8810525]

>>8809346
Been to a ton of waffle houses of varying quality across the country and never experienced anything like this.

I'm jealous

[Anonymous No.8810562]

>>8809442
It wouldn't be a trip to waffle house without the blue glow of police car lights flashing

[Anonymous No.8810599]

I sing its praises if you go there in the deep of the night. Some of the most pleasant chats I've had with friends or strangers were around three AM over hashbrowns Topped and Country.

[Anonymous No.8810610]

>>8807227
>cheap as fuck
>good as fuck
>staff and patrons are all actual degenerates

I go twice a month and pay i don't get shot, but it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.8810652]

>>8810157

It's really well edited and put together. I got a huge kick out of the music too.

>>8810138
>make it a late night

And drink too. You CAN go to waffle house sober, and it will still be amazing. However, if you go drunk at 2 AM, it can be a proper religious experience.

My buds and I used to play 20 dollar buy-in no limit poker and drink till 12 or 1 in the morning... Then.. if we were really having fun and one of us was sober enough we'd go hit the Wa Ho. Those were some fun times.

Denny's and Ihop might have bigger menus, but their menus aren't better they are just bigger. And Wa Ho has an ambiance, an atmosphere, a sense of adventure and mystery. Other restaurants - all other restaurants - can't even come close.

For me, its gotta be a grilled chicken salad - chicken on the side. Large bowl of grits. Double order of hash browns peppered and covered. When it shows up, chuck the chicken into the grits, add pepper and stir to cover the chicken and keep it warm. Start with the salad. Move onto the browns, while eating the browns toss a couple jalapenos into the grits too. then finish with the grits, salted and peppered heavily.

[Anonymous No.8810658]

>>8807256
That was an extremely intense story

[Anonymous No.8810687]

My brother used to race at a local track years ago and by the time the races were over the only place left open was Waffle house so we would occasionally go there at about 1-2am.

Most of the time it was very calm and it was usually just our family and maybe one other table in the place. Service was always great and food really hit the spot that late.

The best night at waffle house ever involved a woman with a pile of papers screaming into her phone about calling the cops yelling at her BF? trying to work out all sorts of relationship drama (I think he may have cheated on her or something) like we weren't even there. Pretty sure she was strung out on meth or something as well. This went on for a good 30 min before she walked outside and continued on the phone.

My grandparents have also decided over the last couple of years that our new Christmas eve tradition should be to have dinner at Waffle House. The very same waffle house that had its window shot out just a few weeks prior.

TL;DR Go after midnight to see strung out crack heads screaming into their phones and watch relationships implode. ALSO get the hashbrowns with chili/cheese/onions and slap on some hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.8810838]

>>8809346
I'm a senior at Tech now and it seems like it's changed since then. I hardly ever go to the one in Tech Square since I live on the other side of campus but there's always a shitton of staff there even late at night. I dont think I've ever been there except on Friday/Saturday after parties so it might be different in the middle of the week but I've never had particularly bad service there.

Did pass out in the restroom there once though

[Anonymous No.8810846]

>>8810838
Sup Mikey

[Anonymous No.8810875]

>>8810838

Yeah, it seems like the wahoe has gotten better over the years. I've never been to the one in tech square. I heard its the only two story waffle house in the world? The one on northside by the shell station and the strip club. That one was fucking dangerous. All my crazy stories came from the one on Howell mill. That whole part of town is much nicer now.

[Anonymous No.8810909]

>>8807227
I've grown up eating waffle house so I'm going to be really biased, but god damn is it good. It's not like blow your mind amazing, but it kicks the shit out of the IHOP or Dennys. Simple food cooked quickly and right in front of you. There are some that are terrible because the staff dont give a fuck. It can be real hit or miss. But I still love it. All star special, three eggs over easy, wheat toast, pecan waffle, and large hasbrown - smothered, covered, diced, and peppered, with bacon. Every time I get it I'm stupidly full and it costs me like 8 bucks. I'm not sure what makes it special, but they are. If you ever get a chance to eat at one I'd highly suggest it. Try to temper your expectations though, its a humble kind of place.

[Anonymous No.8810910]

>>8807253
Bert's chili is pretty decent too.

[Anonymous No.8810912]

>>8807227
Are you drunk, but tired of Taco Bell? Try Waffle House: it's food!

[Anonymous No.8810925]

>>8807227
There are a couple of factors that determine how good a waffle house will be. If you're drunk there in the hours between 1-4am it'll be good. If the cook at this waffle house is either missing teeth, has gold teeth, or did time in the state penitentiary, then it will be amazing.

[Anonymous No.8810936]

>>8809236
if only Europeans were as good at fulfilling a 2% gdp spending requirement as they are at getting raped by Muslims.

[Anonymous No.8810946]

>>8809346

The waffle house on the strip? Is that one fairly new? or is there another WH in midtown near Tech I'm not aware about. I generally avoid that one.

Any House in the downtown area I'm not a big fan of, I went to the one near centennial park and my waitress was a nice enough person, but the rest of the staff didn't care and given that it was like 4 in the morning when all the homeless people are walking around tripping on acid I can kind of understand

[Anonymous No.8810948]

>>8807227
Awful House

[Anonymous No.8810964]

>>8810652
I'm hard just reading that menu.
Gotta find a Waffle House in Waco, coz I'm fucking ready.

[Anonymous No.8810976]

>>8810936
Are Americans really still so scared of Muslims? Shouldn't you be scared of rice farmers instead?

[Anonymous No.8811041]

>>8810976
>b-but muh freedom

[Anonymous No.8811069]

>>8807227
It's the greatest Sunday morning coming down food. Greasy, but hot and flavored in the way that only a truck stop diner can do. My pick is the Texas Cheese Steak with bacon. Extra pickles. Double hash browns scattered, smothered, chunked and sometimes topped.

In plain speak, that's two slices of Texas toast filled with cheese steak and bacon. 6 Pickle slices served on side. Packet of mayo is automatic. Two servings of hash browns, released from the usual ring mold they use with onions, ham, and sometimes chili.

The breakfasts are bomb too, if you get the right cook. Many of em are tough old vets.

It's the highest etiquette to tip your cook directly if he nails it.

If you watch Tony Bourdain and Sean Brock (harass chef in Charleston, SC) go there drunk as shit, you'll get a good idea of what it's all about.

Much of the charm is that it's a judgement free zone.

What's got 6 legs, 5 arms, 4 boobs, and 3 teeth?

The night crew at the Awful Waffle.

[Anonymous No.8811198]

>>8807227
best known as awful house
not much worth a damn
shit diner shit greasy and stranded in the mid 40's
dennys is cleaner in many CAlI locations
awful house is the dumps even for a trucker like me /most truckers dig shit like taht
keep edibles in the cab baby fuck that heart attack grease trap mess away

[Anonymous No.8811209]

>>8810976
france, cambodia, and china should be red then, you uneducated memer

[Anonymous No.8811261]

>Used to be a master grill operator, and a waiter.

AMA

>p.s. its a shit job, and franchise stores are even fucking worse. At least the insurance for corporate stores is alright

[Anonymous No.8811266]

>>8811209
No silly, they use the metric system.

[Anonymous No.8811284]

I will miss it when I move out of the south. God Tier drunk food

[Anonymous No.8811285]

Like IHOP and Denny's, but it tastes better and isn't overpriced.

[Anonymous No.8811302]

>>8810976
>Are Americans really still so scared of Muslims? Shouldn't you be scared of rice farmers instead?
they should
but media is shit

[Anonymous No.8811304]

Ihop for hipsters

[Anonymous No.8811317]

its a rare brand to build where the worse the experience and taste the more you enjoy it
but waffle house has managed to cultivate that environment

[Anonymous No.8811333]

>>8810562
>>8809442
>cops lights the entire last minute of the video
true WaffleHouse kino

all the video needed to be truly perfect was one loudass drunk trying to order the perfect hashbrown

[Anonymous No.8811589]

>>8807241
It's really good. I always get the pecan waffles.

[Anonymous No.8811590]

>>8809307
Varies by the Denny's. Don't know how it is now, but a few years ago, the Denny's at Tuscola, IL, had a late-night chef who took serious pride in his or her work. It was well worth the drive. It's also one of those "theme" buildings that is tricked out like a 1950s diner.

[Anonymous No.8811603]

>>8807258
>>8809307
Varies by the Denny's. Don't know how it is now, but a few years ago, the Denny's at either Tuscola, IL or Mattoon, IL (can't find it on Google Maps in either spot, but with the huge outlet mall at Tuscola, I think the Denny's must have been at Mattoon), had a late-night chef who took serious pride in his or her work. Fluffiest omelets I've ever had, they were absolutely perfect. It was well worth the drive. It's also one of those "theme" buildings that is tricked out like a 1950s diner.

In contrast, the one near my family's place up in Orland Park was terrible.

[Anonymous No.8811613]

>>8809408
Yeah. The only negative experience I've had at a WH was in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Went in, looked around, every table was covered with dirty plates and there were flies buzzing everywhere. Stood for a few minutes, then realized -- why in the fuck do I want to eat at a filthy place like this? Walked out, drove on.

Every other time it's been great. That one location was just a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.8811621]

>>8810912
literally LOL

[Anonymous No.8811656]

>>8807227
they make great damage index reference points

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

[Anonymous No.8811685]

I've gone there a total of four times while driving up and down the country and without fail some black waitress starts hitting on me. I'm not even attractive.

[Anonymous No.8811688]

>>8807227
Once walked into one in Niles Ohio and in the bathroom two men in what I assume was their 50's were fornicating with the vigor of men half their age, I got my food to go.

[Anonymous No.8811721]

>>8807237
Man stuff like this frustrates me. The war on smoking pisses me off so much and I don't even smoke.

A bar owner should be allowed to have people smoke and the government shouldn't be able to have anything to say about it. If you don't like the places rules then you go somewhere else. That's that.

[Anonymous No.8811725]

>>8811685
She wants the tip

[Anonymous No.8811730]

>>8811725

But I go there with my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.8811734]

The place is a shithole but it's a good shithole.

[Anonymous No.8811738]

>>8811730
Don't lie, loser.

[Anonymous No.8811848]

>>8811730
Does she offer you a slice of blue waffle?

[Anonymous No.8811854]

>>8811730
Then she literally wants the tip. Black people usually don't tip so when she sees whitey she sees a chance to make real money

[Anonymous No.8811868]

>>8811721
>A bar owner should be allowed to have people smoke and the government shouldn't be able to have anything to say about it. If you don't like the places rules then you go somewhere else. That's that.

Fuck you bar owner. If I want to bring my brood of Hayden, Jayden, and Kaydens into your bar at 11pm, there should be no smoking, no drunks and a calm and inviting atmosphere

[Anonymous No.8812019]

>>8811868

This. A private business that is open to the public should be free of all hazards. The business establishment has a responsibility of care for their patrons and exposing them to a hostile environment and second hand smoke does not fit the standard of care that a reasonable person should expect when walking into a restaurant that is open to the public.

[Anonymous No.8812178]

>>8811317
It may shock you, but the unique environment they have cultivated is largely due to the lack of cultivating an environment. I love it

[Anonymous No.8812212]

It is an accurate representation of all the Southeastern United States. Niggers and meth heads everywhere also proven by some of the posters on this thread.

Truly a magical place where you can get mediocre diner food and enjoy it while watching a fat nigress scream at her five kids for wanting to eat breakfast more than once that week thus cutting into her food and Newport money. At the same time you can look the other way and see a junkie sucking off another junkie presumably for a scale of crack and a half eaten waffle.

[Anonymous No.8812944]

>>8812212

This is racist hyperbole. Waffle house is not that bad at all times. Even in the middle of the night its almost never that bad.

[Anonymous No.8812971]

>>8810976
france and china as well

[Anonymous No.8812974]

>>8812944
Only a fool etc;

[Anonymous No.8813002]

>>8807227
Here in Colorado they suck. Like eating waffles from the 99c store, expensive too.

[Anonymous No.8813009]

>>8809442
FRENCH LAUNDRY BTFO

[Anonymous No.8813096]

>>8810976
You're right, we should really be scared of "Asians" instead.

[Anonymous No.8813101]

>>8811721
I went to a bar near Chicago and everyone was smoking. I must have gone through half a pack. There's literally nothing to do at bars but drink and smoke.

[Anonymous No.8813126]

>>8811721
I'm with ya m8. Don't smoke but find the whole no smoking thing bullshit. Same with seat belts desu. Just leave people the fuck alone ya pricks.

[Anonymous No.8813510]

>>8811603
Why would i go to a fake Denny's diner when I can go to a real one any time I want

>>8813126
Seat belt laws protect the other occupants of the car so you don't become a human projectile when you get in a wreck

[Anonymous No.8813719]

>>8810838
>>8809346
>Techfags
I didn't realize y'all were on here. We need a GA /Meetup/

[Anonymous No.8814186]

>>8807227
In all honesty? My all time favorite restaurant, grew up on it as a kid, would go there late at night when I was feeling like shit, having a good chat with the workers & other customers. Its a nice place, but thats just I think.

[Anonymous No.8814338]

Waffle House is a magical place where dreams come true.

[Anonymous No.8814347]

>>8810652
Smothered
Covered
Peppered
Capped

Come at me

[Anonymous No.8814350]

not being edgy I seriously don't get the whole fried chicken and waffle combo..

it just makes no sense to me.

do you put syrup on the waffle? if you do, what happens if it gets on the chicken?

it just seems so bizarre

[Anonymous No.8814353]

>>8814186
Anyone contemplating an hero should go to a Waffle House instead. They'd feel a lot better about themselves after. Either by some sweet old lady being diner waitress nice, or by some clusterfuck of shitstorm that makes them think "My life could be soooooo much worse."

[Anonymous No.8814358]

>>8814347
Replace capped with country and order it with two scrambled eggs and some country ham and you have my regular order

[Anonymous No.8814364]

>>8814358
I get that as a double with 2 pork chops and 2 over easy eggs so I have hash browns covered in yellow goodness.

[Anonymous No.8814378]

>>8814364
obviously everything should be combined into a gorgeous breakfast mess for maximum drunken enjoyment

[Anonymous No.8814383]

I kinda rotate.

Double scattered smothered covered

And A) capped and/or chunked

Or B) topped

Pair that with country ham and 2 over easy eggs, if feeling like brekky. Or, if I feel more dinner-esque, it's Double Texas Cheese steak w/ bacon.

[Anonymous No.8814386]

>>8814383
you have good taste, even though your potatoes could use some jalapenos

[Anonymous No.8814414]

>>8811730
Did you know that men who are seen as "taken" are often more attractive to other women than men who are presumed to be single?

[Anonymous No.8814447]

>>8813719

I feel very weird about this suggestion.

[Anonymous No.8814673]

>>8814350
If the syrup gets on the chicken then you get that perfect sweet, salty, and savory synergy that's delicious. Waffles topped with Nashville hot chicken are even better because you get extra complexity with the spice

[Anonymous No.8814711]

>>8807227
It's great, puts IHOP to shame.

[Anonymous No.8814726]

>>8807227

Georgian here.

It's terrible food, but occasionally delicious. It's cooked with all the fat they can put into food.

That being said, something about the hashbrowns there are to die for.

[Anonymous No.8814731]

>>8809346

Also this. Fellow Georgian here.

See Waffle House is dinner and a show. The kind of show that you will not see anywhere else. It's not just your run of the mill crackhead or strange character. You get a full fledged tale, a chance encounter. If you have dined in a Waffle House over the years you easily have multiple stories of some crazy shit that happened there. Hell I have probably 5 or 10.

> One time we went and waitress kept showing us her tits while we were having lunch

I got more.

[Anonymous No.8814806]

>>8814731
Tell them anon

[Anonymous No.8815698]

>>8811304
>>8813719
Are Emoryfags invited too?

[Anonymous No.8815847]

Waffle House is great, it's a back alley distilled into restaurant form.

There are no laws, no rules at a Waffle House, you can get into a knife fight outside a Waffle House, inside the Waffle House...hell, you can duel the waitresses.

Want some meth, or feeling a bit horny? The Waffle House parking lot is a black market, you can find anything you need there. One time, a waitress was blackout drunk, and she flashed the entire restaurant.

Love the place. Hashbrowns are pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.8815883]

>>8811721
>Man stuff like this frustrates me. The war on smoking pisses me off so much and I don't even smoke.

Same.

[Anonymous No.8816529]

>>8814726
>>8814447
>>8815698
I'm on /k/ more often than not, and meetups are commonplace. We should do a /ck/ meetup desu. I'm in Statesboro but can commute.

[Anonymous No.8816581]

>>8816529
>meetup with /k/nuts

Uh, thanks, but I'm surrounded by enough packing loonies just walking down the street.

[Anonymous No.8816805]

>>8807227
It's like the five guys of breakfast. It's good in a American traditional style of way if you like that, which I enjoy Waffle House but I feel like death after eating it. To get the full experience get a all star from there, best deal and thier hash browns and eggs are pretty good. Waffles with chocolate chip is best route.

[Anonymous No.8816847]

>>8809027
You must live in a shit area for your ihop to be better than Waffle House. The breakfasts are usually 7/10 when I get them, more like 8.5/10 if we're just talking price value

[Anonymous No.8816849]

>>8807237
ayy waddup cajunbro

[Anonymous No.8816858]

>>8810225
>watered down Denny's
I think you mean that the other way around, friendo.
Dennys is pretty shit desu

[Anonymous No.8816866]

>>8810909
>all star special
My nigga

[Anonymous No.8816906]

>>8807241
Pretty good. I get their philly cheesesteak and normal hash browns. Never lets me down, leave full and satisfied.

[Anonymous No.8816924]

>>8816581
/k/nuts? Lern2spell. But really, we need to organize a Georgia /ck/ meet. Have any successful meets occured from this board?

[Anonymous No.8817880]

>>8810225
>>8816858
i havent been to wh in years but if its anything like cracker barrel then the coffee is practically just water

[Anonymous No.8818285]

>>8809346
is it wrong if I thought that that was Jay Leno despite watching all of Bourdain's shit and never watching leno?

[Anonymous No.8819637]

>>8807227
You pay for parolees and degenerates to cook your food close enough that you can tell if they spat in it. Excellent food for a chain diner.

[Anonymous No.8820848]

>>8819637
>close enough that you can tell if they spat in it.
this is the best part
easy to make sure they don't fuck with your food

[Anonymous No.8821024]

>>8807227

I had just pulled out of a waffle house at about 330 am or so the night i got a dui. I forgot to cut my lights on and was pulled over like half a mile later. The police were friendly but i blew like a .3 or some shit. I was blackout drunk.