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When's the last time you had a fortune cookie? What did it say?

>> No.8797243

You will do better in real estate than in stocks

>> No.8797244

"Google Ron Paul"

>> No.8797249

>>8796957
A couple weeks ago.
"You will meet someone special before work."

Nothing really happened before work, but during it, I flirted with this 6/10 for 10 hours.

>> No.8797252

>>8796957
is that a whole wheat fortune cookie?

>> No.8797275

"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

>> No.8797277

>>8796957
"Check my dubs"

I wonder what that meant

>> No.8797281

>>8796957
cringe

>> No.8797284

>>8797252
Chocolate

>> No.8797286

>>8796957
You will face new challenges soon

less optimistic than most ive gotten.

>> No.8797312

>>8797277
Fortune of truth

>> No.8797319
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>>8797277
hory shet

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>>8797277
What restaurant

>> No.8797353

About half a week ago, realized I hadn't had chinese in a few months, still have the fortune on my desk

"Care and attention to the key relationships in your life will pay off."

Long distance gf and I had a couple deep conversations and are planning on meeting up for a few days sometime soon, so fairly accurate.
The food was trash though

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>>8796957
Actually my last fortune

>> No.8797430

>>8797421
What did you do?

>> No.8797440

>>8797430
I dunno senpai, but my life hasn't come crashing down yet

>> No.8797451

>>8797284
whoa. where do they serve those?

>> No.8797467

>>8796957
Close to 10 years ago I oinked out in Vegas at 4AM with a friend at a Panda Express in a casino
the fortune was "You are a connoisseur of food and drink"

>> No.8797483

>>8797277
meme magic

>> No.8798113

Society creates the crime, the criminal commits it.

>> No.8798119

last week i got one that said i would win a prize or award within the month

>> No.8798124

>>8797467
wow... how wrong they were

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8798176

Did someone say fortune cookies?

>> No.8798213

"your best days are behind you"

>> No.8798403

the last time i had chinese delivered, they didn't put one in there! they are normally on the ball and don't forget things like that.

but i wonder if they didn't throw one in because i ordered from the non-white menu that was written in chinese? i'm pretty sure they know im a whitey because i order from them a lot. i wasn't upset or disappointed, because fortune cookies are gay (but tasty when not stale). but i WAS really perplexed.

also funny story, one time my boss opened her fortune cookie and it was some computer error message that said something like "fortune message not found, press 1 to try again press 2 to abort". everyone was having a shitty time at work and it felt really ominous to read that out of a fortune cookie. we have no idea if it was really a computer error or a deliberate joke.

>> No.8799550

>>8796957
"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

>> No.8799555

>>8797249
Prolonged prostitution doesn't count anon.

>> No.8799724

>>8796957
Why is it so dark... it must've been fried in filthy oil.

>> No.8799891

>>8797252
it's rye

>> No.8799898

>>8799724
>Why is it so dark
Overcooking.

I've done a great deal of experimenting with deep frying. Common sense would suggest that dirty oil would result in dark food. It doesn't. The worst you will see--even with horribly filthy oil--is little specs of burnt food that might be floating around in the oil.

However, overcooking deep fried food will turn it dark. That's especially true for batter which contains a lot of sugar (like a fortune cookie).

>> No.8799899

>>8799724
never had chocolate fortune cookies before? boy you're in for a treat

>> No.8799915

>>8797440
You are living on borrowed time, anon. Fix your shit before it's too late.

>> No.8799919

>'Very misfortune.'

>> No.8799925

>>8799898
it's chocolate, dude

>> No.8799945

"the rubber bands are headed in the right direction"
Explains my life perfectly so I laminated it. If I remember and this thread is still alive I'll take a picture when I get home

>> No.8799984

>>8799925

I'll take your word for it. But if you overcook fortune cookies (or anything that's battered) they take on that exact same color.

>> No.8800799

>>8796957
That kebab meat looks pretty tasty

>> No.8800828

>>8796957
Jackie Chan

>> No.8801200

"Hate."

>> No.8803005

Drumpf btfo

>> No.8803014

"You will soon meet a lifelong kindred spirit."

>> No.8803021

"Black people are destroying the nation"

>> No.8803025
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Today

>> No.8803027

"receive free shipping when you subscribe for delivery"

im not kidding

>> No.8803032

Related question: why does Chinese takeout taste delicious hot, but even better cold? I have found this is true for dishes from chow mein to water cooked fish.

>> No.8803112

>>8803025
>the asians at the chinese place are in cahoots with the vietnamese whores at the mani pedi place

>> No.8803323

My friend got one that said something along the lines of 'you will soon meet your future wife and be very happy together.' She wasn't amused.

>> No.8804423

>>8803112
Maybe it means a tub of oil, for deep-frying, and a dry rub for barbecue. I'd be ok with that.