Cottage Cheese Is Delicious You Fuck

[Anonymous No.8788606]

>Everyone always says this is disgusting.
>Bought a small tub because it was on sale just to see for myself.
>Get it home and peel the plastic seal off and lick it.
>Instantly fall in love and want to marry it.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
This tastes like fucking sour cream mixed with fresh mozzarella!
I just ate a bowl of it plain and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.

Anyone who isn't fucking insane have any suggestions on how else I should eat this, like what it's good with or how to cook with it?
I'm never going to allow myself to run out of it after today.

[Anonymous No.8788614]

who the fuck thinks cottage cheese is disgusting?
either way, it's good plain or with a little salt and pepper
good mixed with chopped pineapple, stirred into eggs, used in pasta dishes (esp. lasagna) and great in casseroles

[Anonymous No.8788641]

Cottage cheese is god tier food.
I like it just plain, or maybe drizzled with a little honey.
I've also put it in my omelettes and scrambled eggs before, but honestly, I feel like it's a waste of the delicious creamy flavor to do that. I really just like it plain.
>and had to stop myself from eating the whole tub in one go.
I know this pain, anon. I know it.

[Anonymous No.8788834]

>>8788606
Go get some strawberries.
Slice them up and sprinkle a little sugar on them, stir them around (gets a lot of juice out of the strawberries).
Mix with cottage cheese.

[Anonymous No.8788848]

I buy the small tubs now so it's only 4 servings if I do eat the entire thing.

>>8788834
Do this, let the strawberries sit for an hour or two and they'll make a syrup.

[Anonymous No.8788872]

>>8788614
>who the fuck thinks cottage cheese is disgusting?

/thread.

[Anonymous No.8788873]

Put diced tomatoes and pepper in a bowl of it OP. You'll instantly jizz at the flavor

[Anonymous No.8788879]

>>8788834
>>8788848
The word you're looking for to describe the strawberries is "macerated". I'm not being a smartass, just passing along information.

[Anonymous No.8788886]

>>8788879
You are wrong, but whatever.

Sliced != macerated

[Anonymous No.8788888]

>>8788834
>>8788848
>>8788879

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_(food)

Neat.

[Anonymous No.8788892]

You gross fat pig. You eat mayonnaise from the jar too?

[Anonymous No.8788897]

>>8788892

[Anonymous No.8788899]

>>8788886
No, I'm not wrong. Do your research. Adding sugar and letting them sit to soften and form a syrup is MACERATION.

[Anonymous No.8788906]

This was Richard Nixon's favorite food, he ate it with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.8788909]

>>8788899
You are correct in that, but the original poster of the strawberries did not call for allowing them to do it, it takes time.

[Anonymous No.8788927]

My favorite way to eat it besides plain is it to chop up an apple and add it to the cottage cheese along with some cinnamon and granola

[Anonymous No.8788948]

>>8788606
I eat it with pasta and bacon
Or put it in pastry and rolls as filling

Also beware it goes bad quickly, smells like feet in three days

[Anonymous No.8788958]

>>8788606
>It tastes like sour cream and mozzarella
>tastes like sour cream
It's shit

[Anonymous No.8788965]

>>8788958
>sour cream is shit

[Anonymous No.8788968]

it's only good with lots of cracked black pepper and a bowl of spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.8789055]

>>8788606
>Everyone always says this is disgusting.
and by everyone I assume you mean all your little friends in the 7th grade

[Anonymous No.8789299]

>>8788606
>make your own ricotta
>3 ingredients: milk, salt, lemon
>realize store bought cottage cheese and store bought ricotta are garbage

[Anonymous No.8789321]

I eat it on toast with paprika

[Anonymous No.8789332]

Never get low fat cottage cheese it's nasty. 4% is where it's at. It taste sooo much better.

Does anyone know if it goes higher than that? I can never find whole fat cottage cheese? Idk if it's like milk cus I see no fat and 2% .

[Anonymous No.8789335]

>>8789299
Can ppl make their own cottage cheese?

[Anonymous No.8789337]

>>8788606
>always get a craving for cottage cheese out o nowhere
>it never tastes as good as I remember it

[Anonymous No.8789448]

>>8788606
Strain it really well, mix in vanilla, cinnamon, and nutmeg, and brown sugar if you want. Then, in a heat tolerant dish, layer the cottage cheese with a fruit like peaches or nectarines and bake for 15-20 minutes @ 420. It's super good. Avoid fruits that render a lot of moisture when heated tho like strawberries or it ends up pretty soupy.

[Anonymous No.8789504]

>>8788606
I fucking love cottage cheese.

Here's some shit to add to it that I enjoy, but by itself is just as good

Pineapple. Diced or sliced
Onion. I like a sweet onion or red onion with a little pepper.
Jalapeño. Fresh is much better than coming from a jar/can.
Honey. A light drizzle with a side of toast.
Avocado. Also good with or on top of toast.
Apple and cinnamon.
Tomatoes. Any kind is good.
Spinach. I use cottage cheese on spinach salads instead of a dressing. Something simple like spinach, croutons, mandarin oranges, sunflower seeds, and then just a fuck huge scoop of cottage cheese on top.

One of those fucking tubs is going in me tonight.

[Anonymous No.8789520]

I'll eat em with some canned pears or even better some halušky if I've got some.

Any fruit will work though, good stuff

[Anonymous No.8789523]

>>8788606
Cottage cheese with chives.
You really can't beat it.

[Anonymous No.8789579]

>>8788848
Does that work with all fruits?

[Anonymous No.8789608]

>>8789579
I just tried it with my cousin Lance and he just got excited.

[Anonymous No.8789613]

Put grapes in it you idiots. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.8789875]

>>8788606
It's good. I like it with salt and pepper, it's great.

[Anonymous No.8789885]

>>8789335
No, it's completely impossible outside of a cheese factory.

[Anonymous No.8789911]

>>8788606
the people who think its disgusting probably are having low fat and/or small curd, which is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8789960]

>>8788606

I keep telling myself to make this but I never remember to get walnuts.

[Anonymous No.8790224]

>all this fruit, honey, and sugar

i eat it with hot sauce, salt or seasoned salt, or sometimes i'll eat it with tinned fish, tomatoes, cucumber, pepper and vinegar. its flavor is so neutral-sweet, I think it goes better with pungent and savoury flavors. it's really good in green salads and eggs.

[Anonymous No.8790266]

You can sub cottage cheese in place of eggs in any recipe and you'll make the food instantly better.

[Anonymous No.8790276]

I like to dip plain Lays chips into a bowl of it. 10/10 snack

[Anonymous No.8790280]

You can't hate cottage cheese.
Because there isn't enough of anything TO hate.
It is just dairy mush absent of any notable flavour.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
>neutral.txt

[Anonymous No.8790472]

>>8790266
omelette?

[Anonymous No.8790597]

I eat it for breakfast everyday with one tbsp of peanutbutter and fresh mangos.
It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.8790660]

>>8788606
I eat like 10 pound ery week, and have been for the past 3 years. It's bretty fugging good.