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>He says IHOP is better than Waffle House

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>>8785713
>He thinks Texas barbecue is better than North Carolina barbecue

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>>8785713
>He says KFC is better than Popeye's

>> No.8785719

waffle house fucking blows. i had been obsessed with its yellow-on-black all-caps lettering logo for years. finally tried the one in fort collins, colorado, about a year ago.

greasy, salty, flavorless garbage.

ihop at least has a diverse menu.

the international burrito

pancakes

waffles

cheeseburgers

creeps

nuggers

tendies

waffle fries

slutty waitresses who will give you their phone number and later when you call them will blow you and have sex for like 20 bucks

>> No.8785726

>>8785719
>slutty waitresses who will give you their phone number and later when you call them will blow you and have sex for like 20 bucks
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He says any fastfood sandwich is better than the McChicken

>> No.8785732

>>8785726
ok. i understand your skepticism.

firstly, human sexuality. people like having sex. the desire to breed is built into us.

secondly, poor girls are extra subject to flattery. theyre cheap dates.

take them to some cheap restaurant as a "date" and then fuck them later. whats so hard to understand.

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>>8785732
>he says anyone actually enjoys sex

>> No.8785747

>>8785737
fuck off you weird freak. tons of people enjoy sex. i have proof. just ask any of the 10 year old gi- no nevermind you right, you right

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>tfw none of the good American fast food chains in Australia
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