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How does /ck/ feel about chick-fil-a? What do you order from there?

>> No.8780926

Chick fil a sandwich with some chick fil a sauce on top

>> No.8780937

>>8780922
Spicy deluxe meal. Root beer to drink, Chic-fil-a sauce for the fries only. That sandwich is literally perfect.

>> No.8780945

Sometimes they give you a giant juicy piece of chicken and other times you get an overcooked thin piece of shit on a bun. It's too much of a gamble for a $5 sandwich.

Plus the fries are only good for like 5 minutes and then they get cold and gross.

>> No.8780971

>>8780922
chicken noodle soup

>> No.8780997

>>8780922
Their waffle fries are delicious when dipped in liberal tears

>> No.8781015

I know a gay person who works there and he puts semen on all the food. Enjoy that, trumpkins

>> No.8781027

The deluxe chicken has mayo a thick slice of tomato and lettuce. All that stuff slides out of the sandwich no bueno

>> No.8781028

>>8781015
>gay person at chick fil a
all employees are required to go through electro-shock therapy courtesy of mike pence prior to employment. nice try/

>> No.8781034

>>8780922
i don't like the pickle meme

put pickles on all your sandwhiches? okay that's fine, you can take them off

brine all of your chicken tenders in pickle juice? i don't like that shit nigga, i just wanted plain ol tendies

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>>8780922
It's alright. Chicken is alright, fries are better than average, but it's really overrated imho.

>> No.8781056

Me and my buttbuddies fuck and suck each other in the parking lot. Fuck homophobia.

>> No.8781060

has anyone else ordered the chicken biscuit and put honey in it?

>> No.8781090

A good chicken sandwich at an honest price. As an Angelino, it reminds me a bit of In N Out. Workers can sometimes be annoyingly christian and polite, though.

>> No.8781100

>>8781034
That's really unfortunate, pickles are delicious.

>> No.8781101

Too expensive

>> No.8781104

For some reason the Chik-fil-a in my dinky flyover home town is much more delicious than the shitty Chik-Fil-A Express in my university food court. To answer OP's question, for me it is the Original Chicken Sandwich, the second best chicken sandwich.

>> No.8781128

>>8780926
This but I dunk that and the fries in the sauce.
Is there anything else that goes good with that sauce?

>> No.8781132

I am a manchild who likes to get the nuggets and they have the best chicken nuggets ever.

>> No.8781139

Is there any location that still serves Blueberry Cheesecake Milkshakes?
I want to try one so badly.

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>>8781139
What are you willing to do for one? Because I have good news for you, friend. After all these years, I have one saved in the back of my freezer. On that hot summer day, when I purchased that sweet treat, I knew, I simply knew that, one day, some anon would want to try one and wouldn't be able to, since they would eventually be discontinued, and I best save it for him-- but for a price. So, I ask again. How bad do you want it, faggot?

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>>8781154
One turnip

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>>8780937
This. Just posted this in another thread. I just finished my spicy deluxe meal 10 min ago

>> No.8781190

>>8781178
How spicy is their spicy chicken?

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>>8781015

>he puts semen on all the food

ok bud, nice meme, but lets do the math.

The average fast food restaurant of Chick-fil-a caliber serves between 150-250 people a day. Lets call it 200.

As you said, he puts semen on all of the food.

That is 200 separate orders, which could consist of a number of individual items, and I would estimate that (if you discount drinks which would be almost impossible to put semen into as they are filled directly from the fountain machine) we are dealing with nearly 400 individual items served every day. Just to go easy on you, we will treat meal orders which consist of an entree and one or more sides as a single item, i.e. he only has to put semen on one element of the meal order.

He probably only works half of the operational time of the restaurant per day, so he probably only has access to about 100 items of food, but as you said he puts semen on all of it, or at least all that he has access to.

In short, 100 things to put semen on.

The average males maximum semen production and ejaculation ability in a day is about 20 ml, but that is redlining your semen production abilities and is simply unsustainable. We will say the gay man in question is producing 15 ml per day in ejaculate (and that is being very generous). 15 ml comes out to almost exactly 1 tablespoon.

Now that we have the numbers lets just think about the frankly absurd proposition you have made.

This supposed acquaintance of yours is dividing a tablespoon of liquid over 100+ items ever day he is working. He would literally have to apply the semen with a fucking q-tip. To measure the amount of semen applied to each item metrically, I would need to use microliters.

And my order is a Chick fil a sandwich with no pickles, a hundredth of a tablespoon of semen, and honey mustard sauce. Sprite to drink.

>> No.8781251

>>8781204
>1 hundredths of a teaspoon of seamon
Really makes you think

>> No.8781268

I think chic-fil-a was taken over by memory-altering aliens shortly before they changed the name to chick-fil-a. Now every time you eat a chicken sandwich from there, they subvert your memories and indoctrinate you into their sleeper-cell soldier cult. They'll activate and launch an attack on earth soon.

>> No.8781302

>>8781190
Spicy enough, but if they had an extra spicy I'd get that. But I like super spicy food.

>> No.8781307

>>8781190
Not very. It's more flavorful.

>> No.8781316

>>8781132
this, the nuggets are GOAT and i always get sriracha with it

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>>8780937
This except coke zero for the drink. Best fast food sandwich by a mile.

>> No.8781506

>>8781302
>>8781307
Sounds good to me, I might check that out tomorrow.

>> No.8781510

>>8781104
christians make food with LOVE

that makes all the difference in the world

>> No.8781513

>>8781500
Dubs checked, but still
>coke zero
Either drink full sugar soda or drink water, that artificial shit tastes awful and probably isn't good for you.

>> No.8781526

>>8781513
Full-sugar soda is just too sweet for me. I sometimes get unsweetened iced tea but I like how coke zero tastes desu

>> No.8781665

>>8780922
I've only been there once in my entire life, just never had one nearby until recently. To compare the spicy deluxe to the golden fast food standard that is the Wendys spicy chicken sandwich:

+Far better chicken, largely due to the pickle marinade
+Quality toppings that you can taste individually
- Excessively soft bun, to the point your fingers may fall through it just picking it up

Overall an excellent sandwich only really losing points for poor structural integrity.

>> No.8781666

>>8781204
>200 people a day
Where the fuck do you live?

>> No.8781671

>>8780922
Number 2 with sauce for fries and lemonade

>> No.8781690

>>8781665
I think the bun just gets soggy because they put it in those boxes and the sandwich steams itself. You could try eating it immediately in the restaurant itsefl.

>> No.8781712

>>8781690
I started eating as I was pulling out of the drive-in, they just need a touch more gluten in their dough

>> No.8782008

>>8781104
Because express ones aren't held to the same standards and training than actual stores

>> No.8782029

>>8780922
Really like their food but get an eerie christian vibe whenever I go.

>> No.8782051
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8782051

>avoid them for years because peanut allergy
>someone tells me the oil they use is free of the protein that would make my gay dumb body choke to death
>still never really felt the desire to give it a go

>> No.8782061
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8782061

Chick-fil-a has always been damn good, even before they pissed off liberals.

The first one came to Washington state a couple of years ago. For about 9 or 10 months after, every day around lunch and dinner time the in-person line stretched outside and the drive-thru required policemen to direct traffic

>> No.8782062

>>8782029
It always gives me a boner.

>> No.8782065

>>8780922
the food is so bland and i have no idea why people love it so much

those long lines are like a containment board though, stay out of cane's or whatever thanks

also the one here has a bible study corner

>> No.8782076

>>8782065
>grrr i hate those christians
>doing christian shit and shit grrr

>> No.8782098

>>8780937
>>8781500
This but
>going to chick fila and ordering soda
Their lemonade and iced tea is some of the best in fast food.

>> No.8782099

Chicken biscuits are theeeee shit. Everything else is meh.

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>>8780922
its good, pretty much a mainstay
spicy deluxe with iced tea, I dont like the sauce so I dip the fries in this stuff instead

>> No.8782147

I get the chicken tenders, but I feel like for the price it really isn't a very substantial amount of food and I'm not sure it's that much better than Jack in the Box for instance

>> No.8782177

>>8780922

there's one like 45 min from my house. Went there with a friend once. got a spicy chicken.

The food was high quality and the staff was friendly. Wasn't upscale at all, seemed average for a fast food joint.

Crisscut fries as the standard is the best

>> No.8782180

>>8781056
hahahaha get assblasted literally and metaphorically you safe-space microagression triggered fag

>> No.8782193

>>8782117

This sauce went from having to shop around to find it, to buying it in bulk from costco.

It's good, too bad it's made out of corn syrup.

>> No.8783645

bump

>> No.8784340

>>8782029
>eerie christian vibe

You'll likely feel different when you are no longer a teenager.

>> No.8784389

#1 extra pickles w/ Dr. Pepper and an extra sandwich w/ extra pickles. GOAT order.

>> No.8785518

>>8784389
>no fries
>GOAT order

>> No.8785552

>>8780922
foods good but somewhat overpriced depending what you get. If you want anything with a veggie on it just forget it

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>>8780922
To be quite frank McDonald's is the only place i go for chicken

>> No.8786117

>>8781204
Mine probably serves 200 people per hour, at least.

>> No.8786120

>>8782098
You have a point, but I fucking love root beer and I only sort of love lemonade.

>> No.8786228

>>8781100
I ask for extra pickles whenever I'm at Chik-fil-a. It's great.

>> No.8788185

The simple things here are the best. The standard chicken sandwich, though I get it without the pickles, large waffle fries and either tea or lemonade. Plus all the Chick-Fil-A sauce they'll allow me to get. Not only is it good on their stuff I save extra for soft pretzels and the like, it's probably the best sauce in fast food.

>> No.8789218

Spicy Deluxe is godtier, I just wish they had seasoned fries, I'd like the spice to carry over a bit to the side

>> No.8789392

>>8789218
>Not knowing about the off menu ghost pepper fries

Have you never even known anyone who works there?

>> No.8789896

I usually get a chicken sandwich well done and on a multi grain bun. It has more flavor than the original buttered bun. Then dip in chick fil a sauce.

I also recommend trying their nuggets well done. They are double battered and fried twice as long. It's actually quite delicious.

>> No.8789928

>>8780997
>>8780997
>>8780997
HURRRR HURRRR FUCK OFF BACK TO /pol/

>> No.8790288

>>8780922
God's fast food. Nothing better.

>> No.8790556

>>8780922
everyday there seems to be a chick FIL a thread saying hey this place is great. it's not. it's awful at least the one near me.

at this point I'm suspecting that you aren't real people asking this but this is someone from chick FIL a trying to advertise the company.

go away and be terrible elsewhere. if you want to be a better company. stop making your employees act like cultists. also when you say your donating today's profits to Haiti or wherever actually do it and not donate .01% of your days profits and finally for god sake make better food other than pulling 3 day old food out of a McDonald's dumpster and passing it off as your own.

>> No.8790625

>>8790556
You gotta go back, tumblr.

>> No.8790634

waffle fries universally suck dick and only total pussies close on sundays

>> No.8790641

>>8781204
I like doing cocaine on 4chan too.

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>> No.8790832

I made chicken tacos with their nuggets yesterday using the garlic ranch and some tortillas. Unfortunately I couldn't heat up the tortillas, but it was close to what you would get at a taco truck if you don't have one.

>> No.8790849

>>8781060
No thats so far-fetched. Im sure its never been attempted

>> No.8790861

Two large fries and sauce

>> No.8790866

Just give me a chicken sandwich with pickles and pepper jack, plus ranch and chick fil a sauce.

>> No.8790871

>>8790832
>but it was close to what you would get at a taco truck if you don't have one.

I don't know of too many taco trucks that put nuggets on their tacos, anon. Or ranch for that matter.

>> No.8791907

>>8789928
When ur a faggot and get really buttblasted for no reason

>> No.8791921

>>8780922
what's with those fries

>> No.8791931

Well, I usually only eat Chick-fil-A for breakfast (because there's a nice one close to my office). I get the Grilled Chicken and Egg White Muffin. It's my favorite breakfast item. Tastes really good and isn't terrible for you. Also, their breakfast burritos are surprisingly good.
If I do go there for lunch, I usually get the Spicy Deluxe Chicken sandwich or the Grilled Chicken Club.

>> No.8791945

>>8780922

If I'm forced to eat instead of cooking or eating at an actual restaurant, I'd choose Chick-Fil-A over everything else. Whole wheat buns, spicy chicken, potato waffle fry's, etc. All that shit tastes so good mixed together.

>> No.8791952

>>8790556
Dude. Take off the tin foil hat. Did you ever think you just have a shitty Chick-fil-A? I live in an upscale neighborhood, and there's a Chick-fil-A just about a mile and a half down the road, and it's really fucking good (for fast food, anyway). Really clean, too.
My point is, like most chain places, they are going to be better or worse, depending on where they are located and the franchisee who owns them.

>> No.8791979

>>8781090
>honest price
It's a bit overpriced, but they do insane amounts of business.

>>8782061
I don't get why they get this much business. They are good (but a bit pricey), but they are not worth any sort of wait, holy shit.

>>8789928
The funny thing is at least around here (Houston), liberal young moms FLOCK to chick-fil-a. Like, I legitimately miss the days when they were a mall chain or new to the standalones because I cannot enjoy eating there anymore. They used to have 2 chicken salad sandwiches for a dollar and the place wasn't completely swamped with screaming, barefoot children running around.

>> No.8791983

>>8780922
On the rare occasion I do get fast food, it's usually here or Sonic.

Both are good quality for fast food, unusually professional and friendly (white) staff and well-kept facilities.
Love the Spicy Chicken sandwich, because it actually has a degree of spice to it.

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>>8782076
>media hypes total boycott of chikfillre for having christian values and predicts their demise
>revenue goes up 14%
>media hypes target as inclusive to trans people and predicts a christian boycott will have little effect
>liberals say they'll shop at target twice as much to make up for it
>stocks go into freefall

>> No.8792088

>>8780922
spicy chicken masterace

>> No.8792124

>>8792047
People like you are the reason this country is falling apart. Anyone who is pure partisan (on either side) is a fucking dumbass who doesn't have anyone's interests at heart. You're chasing a dream, not reality.

>> No.8792156

Spicy chicken sandwich with extra pickles, 2 mayo packets

Literally all you need

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>its sunday

>> No.8792216

The most over rated food establishment
It doesn't offer anything Wendy's doesn't.
I'll admit that they the people who work there are very friendly, but I don't really care about that.

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>>8792124

>> No.8792254

>>8792239
kek

>> No.8792255

>two spicy chickens
>one large waffle fries
>extra chick-fil-a sauce

>> No.8792313

>>8792255
Woah...are you me?

>> No.8793480

>>8790871
well not nuggets, but breaded/fried chicken.. maybe it's just a southern thing

the ranch was just a substitute sauce, but it worked

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>>8792124
>people like ((((you))))
>mfw I didn't even give a political opinion
>mfw my shitposting triggers a centrist snowflake
fight me 1v1 fgt

>> No.8793746

>>8792239
>>8793584
That's all folks
>>8792124

>> No.8793788

Their fries are heavenly, but the chicken? Greasiest chicken I ever ate, and I've been to places like KFC.

>> No.8793816

I don't go to chick fil a because I don't support the oppression of LGTBQ* folk.

>> No.8793832

>>8793816
this but unironically

>> No.8793845

>>8792124
>Christians comprise 75% of the US population
>Blaming partisan politics for people liking businesses that have "Christian Values"
It's like you're totally unfamiliar with the concept of blue laws

>> No.8793854

>>8792124

what i'm chasing, is seeing you in a concentration camp.

>> No.8793863

>>8780997
That attempt to boycott them was simply hilarious. They mas as well have asked people to boycott breathing too for all the good it would do them.

>> No.8793914

>>8780922
As a chick fil a employee I get a Deluxe with Colby Medium Fries a fruit cup with no apples and fried pickles (we can't make them for customers but that shit is good)

>> No.8793928

>>8792239
>>8793584
So is "centrist" the cute numale word for being an Independent? Your forefathers would beat the living shit out of you.

>> No.8793935

>>8780922
i like it. They hate faggots. And they have waffle fries. We don't have them in Canada, but when I go to Florida for work, I usually stop and grab one.

>> No.8793937

>>8793854
You first, bitch (You would be first, you know.)

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>>8793816

>> No.8794231

>>8793928
are you like new to 4chan or something? fucking lol man

>> No.8794539

Never had it. I keep seeing the bag in the stteet, but I can't find a place close enough to want to go.

>> No.8794560
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>>8793816

>> No.8794561

Everything tastes like fucking peanut oil, white mom's/hipsters will glorify them though because they're "healthy"

>> No.8794573

>>8794561
No they don't.

>> No.8794764

>>8782029
>the employees are polite, friendly and courteous
>this is considered "eerie" to millennials

>> No.8794826

>>8792124
I have MY OWN interests at heart. NO ONE else is going to look out for me, you have to look after yourself.

>> No.8795742

>>8793928
To be fair my forefathers were mostly drunk finnish people, so yeah...

Aside from that calling someone a dumbass and a pure partisan, despite the guy expressing nothing more than a preference for one group or another, makes you seem insufferable.

Spoiler alert not having serious convictions or principles doesn't instantly make you smart.

And as for forefathers, and by forefathers I assume you mean American forefathers, lest we forget that political parties have existed in the United States since the beginning

But keep trying to be some pseudo intellectual to disguise the fact your to scared to take stand

>> No.8795789

>>8782061
Fuck is that in the Seattle area? I visited some friends there a couple of years ago and we tried to go to a new Chik-Fil-A and the lines were insane. I've still never been to one.

>> No.8795801

>>8782065
Canes is the shit

>> No.8795838

>>8780922
my favorite
best fries
best spicy chicken sandwich

eat the pickle(s) first

>> No.8795846

To be honest I have yet to have an enjoyable chicken sandwich there. The. Chicken inside the breading is good but the breading on the ones I have ordered are akways soft never cruchy and that ruins a fried chicken sandwich for me. They do have good fries though and I love their honey mustard barbeque "chick-fil-a" sauce.

>> No.8795856

I love their sandwiches

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>>8780922

>> No.8796048

>>8781190
enough to give u a lil burn in the mouth, not enough to overpower the rest of the flavors, the perfect amount

>> No.8796067

>>8793584
!!
cute!

>> No.8796078

>>8792047
They tried it with Hobby Lobby too since they don't cover birth control in their health care plan or something. Didn't do anything then either.

It helps that Chik Fil A is a legitimately, nicely ran enterprise. They sell their licenses for much less than other chains but they require the owner to personally manage the restaurant instead of hiring a manager. They feel the owner wouldn't want the store to look like crap unlike a manager who is doing it as a side job.

http://mobile.franchisedirect.com/chick-fil-a/ufoc/?p=7431

>> No.8796089

>>8796078
>http://mobile.franchisedirect.com/chick-fil-a/ufoc/?p=7431
that is surprisingly cheap

My mother wanted to own a subway and dear lord are their franchise fees through the fucking roof

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>>8781204

>> No.8796203

>>8796185
Up until I actually saw the sopranos I somehow never noticed that he's bobbing up and down in the ocean

>> No.8796245

>>8795856
Hmm... there's something odd about this post.

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>>8796185
>someone uses a .gif i made

>> No.8796502

>>8780922
The most convenient place in my area, love that shit.

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>>8780922
sad.
meat is murder.

>> No.8796747

>>8794573
In Texas they do

>> No.8796754

>>8796508
bait

>> No.8796764

>>8795742
Do you really believe that Independents don't have strong convictions or principles? You really are a moron, aren't you? That's the very definition of having strong convictions. When all you do is follow party lines, you're not standing up for your own beliefs, you're standing up for a horde's beliefs, and just falling in line. Being able to think for yourself is the ONLY intelligent answer. Sorry you have to have your "principles" spoon fed to you by other morons.

>> No.8796777

>>8796764
What the fuck we were talking about fast food

>> No.8796838

>>8796777
That's /pol/ for ya; they spread their cancer everywhere they go.

>> No.8796919

>>8796838
before /pol/ was even a board, thread topics got wildly off the rails because that's the natural progression of conversation.

>> No.8796925

>>8796919
Indeed; and now we also have /pol/acks looking for (You)s by derailing threads with /pol/itics talk.

>> No.8796940

>>8796838
>/pol/
again, I never gave a political opinion and you are an assuming idiot

>> No.8796961

>>8796940
I was referring to >>8796764, which is clearly a political post, and which also referred to other political posts. The fact that your post expressed surprise at how the topic had changed suggests that you recognized this as well. So even if YOU didn't make a political post, the upthread posts did.

>> No.8796971

>>8780922
I usually order their bland tepid food after recovering from major surgery.
Their flavorless products are perfect for those recovering from GI bypass surgeries.

>> No.8797874

Classic chicken sandwich with extra pickles, medium fries, small lemonade.
I put mustard on the sandwich and dip fries in chich fil a sauce.

>> No.8798218

>>8781204
>a Chick fil a sandwich with no pickles
>no pickles
more disturbing than the semen t b h