Do you have your gf or wife cook often for you? If so, how good is the cooking? Mine sucks at it.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:05:58 2017 No.8766989 [DELETED]

Do you have your gf or wife cook often for you? If so, how good is the cooking? Mine sucks at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:07:04 2017 No.8766994 >>8766989 Come on OP, you know most of us are either single or femanons and also single.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:11:58 2017 No.8767030 >>8766989 GF cooks for me once a week, she is amazing at it. Just planted a garden yesterday, and shopping for engagement rings. Life is looking up, lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:13:13 2017 No.8767041 >>8766989 I'm a girlfriendless fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:13:39 2017 No.8767044 File: 230 KB, 916x711, ck never change.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766989 >>8767030 NORMIES GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:14:31 2017 No.8767048 >>8766989 to be honest, just for being a "nice guy" you don't deserve a shit, ain't no one deserves a loyal woman for his own, you have to earn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:18:37 2017 No.8767077 >>8766989 >people are unironically subscribed to a page called "guy humor" y

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:19:59 2017 No.8767086 >>8767044 Sorry, /co/ brought me here, didn't realize /ck/ was one of those boards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:20:02 2017 No.8767088 >>8766989 those eggs are burnt, and what the fuck is she doing with that cup? this image is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:22:08 2017 No.8767104 >>8767088 She's rimming the glass. Shouldn't use a plastic cup, but what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:22:50 2017 No.8767107 >>8767088 >random fucking cup >cremated eggs >in with raw fucking bacon >a plate with a fancy swirl of pulverized and dried feces >coil stove wall

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:23:10 2017 No.8767108 >>8766989 >guy humor >it's not humorous ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:23:21 2017 No.8767110 >>8767104 I'd let her rim my ass if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:23:26 2017 No.8767111 >>8767048 It says good guys not nice guys. Being nice is easier than being an all around good person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:24:17 2017 No.8767116 >>8766989 GF is making tacos for me right meow. Will later have GF's taco. It's a win win

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:24:59 2017 No.8767119 >>8767111 This. Nice is an affectation. Goodness involves living an ethical, outward-looking lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:35:57 2017 No.8767166 >>8766989 >turkey bacon Fucking open hand slap that bitch and leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:44:01 2017 No.8767195 >>8767108 Men aren't funny and never have been.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:50:02 2017 No.8767217 File: 1.61 MB, 500x281, nikumi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >certified red seal >he just wants tendies, fries, burgers (no veggies)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:03:04 2017 No.8767277 >>8767086 /ck/ isn't. That Anon is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:16:50 2017 No.8767327 >>8767277 >mcchickenposting >jackposting >c/kay/posting >unironic fast food threads dominate Idk about that anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:23:29 2017 No.8767356 >>8767086 why do i keep seeing people (probably just 1 person) going around talking about /co/ so much?? make like your board and go back to your fantasy land.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:26:21 2017 No.8767368 >>8767356 I've seen newfags, but at least lurk a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:27:24 2017 No.8767371 No. I've never understood this "grills cook for you" meme. Cooking is a man's job, and if you can't make yourself some food your aren't a real man imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:34:03 2017 No.8767408 >>8767371 If you can't get your dick wet, you're not much of a man either though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:37:12 2017 No.8767425 >>8767368 im talking about here, specifically on ck, in a time span longer than the last week..

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:37:28 2017 No.8767426 define kinky

Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:41:30 2017 No.8767437

>>8767408

>If you can't get your dick wet,

Never really had a problem with that, and I've never asked a girl out in my life. I just never understood the "grills cook" meme. Men are always better cooks, I'm a better cook, and I enjoy cooking, so fuck off. I'll cook for my lady friends because I want to, and I'll eat them out; even if I didn't they'd somehow flock to me in a perfectly adequate quantity.

>>	Ruby !Sempai.oWA Mon Apr 3 23:42:01 2017 No.8767440 >OP image She put the bacon in after cooking the eggs, and the now cooked eggs are touching the raw side of the bacon. There's going to be some cross contamination here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:44:16 2017 No.8767450 >>8767440 And the eggs are already burnt. God damn spic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:45:41 2017 No.8767456 >>8767088 Fucking hell, those are eggs? I thought she just fucked up a pancake, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:46:28 2017 No.8767459 >>8766989 I like cooking and am better than her, she makes me drinks and feeds me doritos then does the majority of the cleanup

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:59:19 2017 No.8767773 I love to cook, have more experience cooking than her. Often times when she visits I make her a nice, hearty meal, and after that I fuck her mercilessly. So yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:20:06 2017 No.8768195
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Who's your cooking waifu,/ck/?

Mine is Nikumi. I want to be her cooking assistant and listen to her yell orders at me until service is over. Then she'll sheepishly apologise for being so mean and I'd eat her "meat" out on the kitchen counter before impregnating her with future culinary geniuses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:26:35 2017 No.8768200 I want to cook for a gf. Too bad I'm a lesbian who will never find love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:31:05 2017 No.8768204 >>8768200 Heh...night with me baby and you won't be a lesbian anymore ;-)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:32:40 2017 No.8768207 >>8768204 Don't be so down on yourself. I'm sure you're a lovely woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:39:03 2017 No.8768216 >>8768200 Come to Amsterdam and ill be your gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:41:46 2017 No.8768220 >>8768207 kek

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:54:52 2017 No.8768248

>>8767356
>>8767368
>>8767425
Hiroshimoot merged the two boards for a day as an April fools joke. Both boards directed to /cock/. There were other mergers too:
>/fitlit/
>/can/
>/fap/
>/mlpol/

There were more those are just what I remember rn.

Generally all instances of merged communities got along and had a pretty cute day of cross boarding bantz while pol and mlp self imploded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:58:10 2017 No.8768255 >>8766989 No such thing as a loyal woman.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:33:18 2017 No.8768313
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>>8768248
>while pol and mlp self imploded.
that's only true for the first 2 hours.
The horse fuckers drove away the shills and redditors and the actual /pol/ threads were a lot better than usually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:55:00 2017 No.8768338 File: 674 KB, 1803x1398, read it left to right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766994 >or femanons and also single that feel is calling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:58:59 2017 No.8768343 >>8768313 mlp here. can confirm that pol is hot for our degenerate /d/ abused pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 05:01:54 2017 No.8768348 >being a dyke >2017 Nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 05:03:35 2017 No.8768354 >>8767048 I don't believe anyone deserves anything in this shit world either, but I'm detecting a poignant fish smell and having visions of a roast beef vagina dentata so back to Jezebel with you, axe-wound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 05:15:59 2017 No.8768370 >cooking bacon without a shirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:17:20 2017 No.8768612 >>8767327 Well most of the posters are from the US of A and talk about fast food or whatever is a meme in California/Chicago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:30:42 2017 No.8768636 >>8766989 It's not even a joke. Just a statement

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:17:32 2017 No.8768736
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ck suck because the discussion of thread is not ontopic most of the time.
my wife can cook recipes but she cant creat new ones. she is able to cut vegetables rly nice and fast. i like her food but i think she is no cook. neither am i^^

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:33:53 2017 No.8768770 >>8767077 BECAUSE I'M A GUY AND I LIKE HUMOR ALSO I'M VERY HETEROSEXUAL PLEASE AFFIRM MY HETEROSEXUALITY

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:33:55 2017 No.8768771

My GF basically handles all the cooking. Most of it is good. Sometimes the meals are a little light (like soup) and not filling enough but in general I've been happy.

Been reading CK more to try to develop my own cooking skills. If I could start just doing basic stir fry or something like that it would go a long way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:36:16 2017 No.8768777 >>8768248 /mtv/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:39:59 2017 No.8768786 >>8767107 Its a bloody mary, underoo

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:56:55 2017 No.8768813

>>8767107
She's making him a michelada. Its like a bloody Mary but with beer and clamato instead of vodka and tomato juice.

Surprisingly one of the few benefits of having a Mexican girlfriend is she makes these for me after nights of drinking. Of course this is after she gets mad at me over stupid shit and knocks me out with a frying pan or stabs me with a screw driver. But you win some you lose some, and sadly I like crazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:02:12 2017 No.8768822 been with my girl 10+ years she never made me anything. not even a cup of tea. but it's all good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:05:33 2017 No.8768827 File: 5 KB, 237x213, images (16).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766989 How many times do you think guy "humor" has posted this picture of Will Ferrell with some unrelated quote on it? 50? 100?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:07:33 2017 No.8768830

Man, I met this incredibly gorgeous girl here in Australia. She seems to like me a little bit because of my cooking I think. The thing is I have no chance because fat...

I seriously wouldn't mind cooking for a girl every day, I did it for my extended family for years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:14:57 2017 No.8768843 >>8768200 S-same, w-where are you from? p-pls respond >>8768207 kek'd :-DDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:24:26 2017 No.8769028 >>8768248 /outsoc/ was a lot worse than /mlpol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:25:12 2017 No.8769032 File: 28 KB, 390x310, 1450082500259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8767041 >of course the pcfat is a lonely virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:27:44 2017 No.8769037 >>8768207 fucking roasted

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:29:09 2017 No.8769044 >>8767356 I miss the cocks board. I think we should hang out with co more often, they're on the same step in the spectrum as us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:20:07 2017 No.8771065 >>8766989 She's putting lime on solo cup There's something burnt next to something raw in a pan "Cooking" shirtless That bitch would be in my house only if she's a pool cleaner

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:23:11 2017 No.8771077 >>8766989 My beautiful girlfriend and I make our meals together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:26:37 2017 No.8771092 File: 50 KB, 588x350, bro[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8767108 I think that's meant to be bro humor. The type of dude that would say something like "sorry babe, it's just a guy thing."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:34:02 2017 No.8771128 >>8766989 I will only ask politely this one time. Normies, please leave my board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:40:15 2017 No.8771159 >>8768255 >being poor kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:49:46 2017 No.8771198 >>8766989 >guyhumor I don't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:50:08 2017 No.8771203 >>8771128 You have to go back

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:19:51 2017 No.8771349

>>8766989
She's okay but she has to follow directions so her cooking is pretty uninspired.

Honestly I prefer to cook anyway. I'm better at it and enjoy it. She does all the other matronly shit though like cleaning and the laundry. I haven't hung up a shirt in two years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:28:56 2017 No.8771393 ACTUALLY >wife She's very traditional. She's Mexican so the food is usually pretty great. Today was charisso?, eggs, and homemade tortillas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:34:46 2017 No.8771413 >>8771393 chorizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:40:03 2017 No.8771443 Mom makes me tendies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:44:35 2017 No.8771466 >cooking bacon topless

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:50:25 2017 No.8771495 >>8771393 >charisso Lol, sounds like some kind of ashkenazic jew food >sorry can only eat charisso. It's kol niedry tonight

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:54:14 2017 No.8771512
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>>8766994
THIS

I wish I have a husband to cook for a do kinky stuff to. In return for cooking everyday I want a neck massage/back-rub.

...but seriously (not that the above isn't also a serious wish ;_;) cooking at eating for one really sucks. If I was planning meals for four people I would be able to have a lot more variety and freshness.

...and I wish I have a husband and children I could make bentos for, there is just no point in making something cute when I'm eating alone. : /

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:58:55 2017 No.8771532 >>8771393 Gf is half Mex Her family's dinners kill it, bbq 10 months out of the year, tamales for Christmas, etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:03:49 2017 No.8771555 >>8771512 >roleplaying as a woman on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:04:24 2017 No.8771556 >>8766989 REEE NORMIES OUT! I ONLY COOK BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A FUCKING A MUSCLETITAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:05:27 2017 No.8771561 >>8767048 t. roastie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:06:02 2017 No.8771563 >>8771495 It's some kind of sausage. >>8771532 Same here. Soups, steaks, bbq, etc.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:09:49 2017 No.8771582

>>8766989
The only "cooking gf" I'd want is someone who does the dishes as she's working on it. I fucking work and manage to have a soapy dobe and clean my utensils and shit properly as something is cooking.
of course it's easier to just make a bunch of shit than it is to clean it, but I don't own that dishwashing machine so it's a constant battle of "do I really want to dirty two pants and a pot for a meal i'll eat in 15 minutes"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:14:44 2017 No.8771612 File: 871 KB, 200x224, 1482507373044.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8768771 >Been reading CK more to try to develop my own cooking skills I've got some bad news for you.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:53:08 2017 No.8771780

>>8771555
This isn't /rk9/ or /k/, this will be one of those boards where most posters would be women.

Other boards that tend to have a lot of owmen are /adv/, /an/, /c/, /h/, /ic/, and /y/.

/rk9/ and /pol/ is pretty much the ONLY boards that is almost entirely male AND hostile to females, even then, there are some women on /pol/. Alas the are the ones that earns 4chan infamy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:55:12 2017 No.8771787 File: 31 KB, 598x448, stop posting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771780 correction: that tend to have a lot of women Timez for me to go to sleep... .....alone ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:56:30 2017 No.8771792 >>8766989 she sucks but she tries and its cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:59:15 2017 No.8771799 >>8766989 I am a boyfriendless loser, but I do know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:59:18 2017 No.8771801 >>8766989 Mine would find a way to burn water. She outright refuses, even when i'm sick. Our deal is that I cook, she cleans and everyone is happier for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:02:01 2017 No.8771811 Women can't cook and they certainly don't post on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:10:22 2017 No.8771848 >>8771780 /lit/ and /fa/ have a lot of women too

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:13:38 2017 No.8771864 >>8771443 Do you make her cum before bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:20:10 2017 No.8771897 >>8767195 Daaaaaaaaamn! That edge

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:27:04 2017 No.8771941 >>8771787 Correction that womens have alot of tendies. Time to wake up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:29:22 2017 No.8771957 >>8771799 Ill be your bf. Are you below obese on the bmi scale and less than 35 years old?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:29:54 2017 No.8771962 >>8768216 hell yeah, how's the food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:32:05 2017 No.8771975 My bitch cant cook at all but microwave eggs im like gtfo my kitchen bitch and pull your panties down

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:32:51 2017 No.8771981 >>8767086 >didn't realize /ck/ was one of those boards More like /c9k/, amirite?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:33:39 2017 No.8771985

>>8766989
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:36:45 2017 No.8772010 >>8767437 Because men typically have more important things to do than cook. Men cook on Sundays only

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:38:28 2017 No.8772015 >>8768200 You're probably fat and/or ugly. Work on that first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:40:23 2017 No.8772028 >>8771985 B A S E D

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:41:57 2017 No.8772033 >>8771985 She make a lot of pasta dishes now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:44:03 2017 No.8772043 >>8771985 I've now decided to live my life based on this post.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:19:00 2017 No.8772203
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>>8766989

My wife never cooks; says she doesn't get any enjoyment out of it. Besides that she teaches, so her evenings are always taken up with marking, lesson plans, etc. I don't take my job home, so that leaves me to be the cook & homemaker.

On one hand I'd love to have the archetypal housewife, but on the other, I love cooking and nest-building, so it's not such a bummer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:23:57 2017 No.8772226 >>8772203 Only a matter of time before she gets plowed by some 15 yo mixed race boy with superhuman testosterone levels and a cucumber sized hog. Your 3 inches and an apron can only keep her around so long

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:32:07 2017 No.8772273 >>8772226 Pretty unlikely, but if that ever did happen, she'd fucking starve. She can't cook to save her life.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:34:59 2017 No.8772286
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>>8771582
FUCKING this so much

what is it with women and not cleaning as you go

every fucking available surface gets colonized by mountains of dirty dishes til they have absolutely no room to work and then they're aghast at all the washing up at the end

it's like a clean workstation is a foreign fucking concept to them

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:39:01 2017 No.8772301

>>8771985
>knocked up high school gf
>is amazed she's a royal piece of shit
>sticks around for ten fucking years despite her being a royal piece of shit
>resorts to legitimate physical and psychological abuse instead of dealing with problems like an adult

honestly, you deserve her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:42:05 2017 No.8772309 >>8766989 >all the make up just to wear a bra and cook inside What the fuck is the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:45:03 2017 No.8772323 >>8772309 Its from a photo shoot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:50:56 2017 No.8772347 >>8771985 Cool Story Bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:29:13 2017 No.8772491 >>8771985 On the internet nobody knows you are a cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:00:59 2017 No.8772717 >>8771582 I do that!

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:02:52 2017 No.8772721

japanese ex-gf was shit at cooking
shit at making love
shit at most things that i cared about desu, probably explains why i broke up with her

every time she tried to cook something i had to leave the room, because she would come THIS close to chopping off a finger or starting a grease fire or something, couldn't handle it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:04:58 2017 No.8772725 >>8772721 >japanese ex-gf masturbating in front of a kid on the bus doesn't make her your "gf" you fucking weeb

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:07:41 2017 No.8772729 File: 564 KB, 490x653, skirt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8772725 >implying

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:12:14 2017 No.8773171 >>8772203 >On one hand I'd love to have the archetypal housewife, but on the other, I love cooking and nest-building, so it's not such a bummer. It sounds like the two of you are well-matched.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:13:47 2017 No.8773178

>>8772226
>Only a matter of time before she gets plowed by some 15 yo mixed race boy with superhuman testosterone levels and a cucumber sized hog. Your 3 inches and an apron can only keep her around so long

You are confusing porn with reality again.

Most women don't actually lust for the gardener, our hairdresser maybe, but he's probably gay, and even if he isn't, it's still a fantasy. The cheaters, in men and in women, are the outliers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:45:51 2017 No.8773466 >>8766989 This shit is cringy as fuck. Who writes these, neckbeard virgins without life experience? It's awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:49:59 2017 No.8773474 My girlfriend brings me baked goods pretty often. She makes really good banana bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:03:36 2017 No.8773493 >>8771985 >I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:11:05 2017 No.8773512 >>8771985 It worries me that even your fantasies of a relationship are abusive, anon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:20:45 2017 No.8773530

>>8766989

Mine dirties up half the fucking kitchen everytime she cooks and then I have to spend 2 hours cleaning it up because "Teehee I cooked, you clean!"

Bitch, I would have rather had a #2 with a coke for $6 than eat a homecooked meal then had to clean for 2 hours.

When I cook, I clean as I go and the only dirty stuff left at the end is the stuff we use to eat the meal itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:29:00 2017 No.8773549 File: 94 KB, 1024x768, S6300060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771985 >one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you. Why do I have such a strong suspicion OP looks like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:11:47 2017 No.8773651 >>8771555 >not longing for a bride (male) The fuck you even on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:14:40 2017 No.8773663 >>8772226 Reminder that that online cheating plattform turned out to be all rich high-performer alpha males talking to bots with female avatars

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:24:12 2017 No.8773695

I've never met a woman who can cook that's around my age (mid 20s). I see more men who cook though.
Combine this with women who wont clean either and make a mess in the house as well as everybody being broke I understand the fall in marriages and children being had.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:32:03 2017 No.8773711
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>>8771985
Women only respond to a dominant male. If you show any signs of weakness or a hint of beta they will leave you are take advantage of you because they know they can get away with it. Which is why after they are done with the cock carousel they realize they can no longer get away with the shit they used to based on their looks so they have to settle with some poor fucking emasculated beta male with lost of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:35:36 2017 No.8773723 >>8773711 I feel sorry for the people who have to tolerate having you in their life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:37:49 2017 No.8773728 File: 609 KB, 960x618, woman clothes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773723 does not make what I said any less true

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:39:49 2017 No.8773732
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>>8773695
that's because it oppressive to them and they dont want to fill in the roles they were made for because it is sexist bigoted and racist. They are too busy being sexually liberated and doing anything some cis-het male can do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:40:05 2017 No.8773733 >>8773728 I'm not really bothering to debate what you said because I know it'd be like talking to a sexually frustrated brick wall. You do realise that post is satire btw, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:42:21 2017 No.8773739 >>8773732 >TFW your evidence for women being terrible is a piece of fiction from over two millennia ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:43:11 2017 No.8773740 File: 151 KB, 771x928, modern women 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773733 I am open for you to tell me what I am wrong about and explain why I am wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:45:51 2017 No.8773752 >>8773740 All of your positions are informed by your own poor relation to women, not any form of empirical observations. Have you ever dated a woman, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:46:23 2017 No.8773753 >>8773740 kek, that fucking pic. Hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:50:19 2017 No.8773771 >>8773740 I like how you people think all women are awful feminazis who want to destroy masculinity but also post images like this and act like they represent those same women.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:50:53 2017 No.8773773
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>>8773752
>All of your positions are informed by your own poor relation to women
> not any form of empirical observations
Ok then, give me some examples to back that up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:54:25 2017 No.8773783 File: 270 KB, 1438x1968, woman gawker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773771 I mean there are certainly outliers to the norm I wont deny that.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:56:57 2017 No.8773795

>>8773773
Everything you're posting. It's all isolated examples of women being terrible. You've managed to delude yourself into thinking that a bunch of examples of women being awful online somehow constitutes a worldwide standard for women's behaviour, despite there being no fucking evidence to support that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:01:19 2017 No.8773806 File: 2.56 MB, 520x8843, woman murders.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773795 Ok then show me some empirical evidence that women as a whole arent inclined to be nations wreckers and are in fact good people.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:01:30 2017 No.8773807

I'm 26 and few people I know can genuinely cook (or care to do so). A college friend (who was a celiac so maybe related) cooked damn well, on top of being a white boy who learned Viet cooking from his then gf's family. A recent roommate would cook often but all his food was pig disgusting southern type junk like slathered in grease or butter or salt so I'm not sure if he can actually cook. I also hated him for not putting away my shit and he got cucked (literally) so alls well ends well. Few women I know cook regularly but just as few men. At the end of the day I think it just comes down to enjoying cooking, since in our society it's not really a survival requirement anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:02:41 2017 No.8773810 >>8768195 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:03:21 2017 No.8773814 >>8773806 That's... not how the burden of proof works at all. Or how research works. Did you ever go to school, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:03:53 2017 No.8773816 >>8771512 >children Fucking gross fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:05:26 2017 No.8773822 File: 104 KB, 474x575, woman you go gurl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773814 You are telling me I am wrong and I am to just believe you without anything else but your word alone?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:07:24 2017 No.8773827

>>8773822
Well it seems to be working for you.

If I wanted to throw out more anecdotal bullshit like you are I could point to the quality relationships I've had with women, and those my friends have had, but I don't really think there's any merit to that, as dedicated as you are to the weird ass approach.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:11:14 2017 No.8773835

>>8773795
Most women are pieces of shit. Anyone can go outside and see that for themselves.

>Women complain about "muh body image" but are only interested in tall and muscular men.
>Most women are sluts that use their tits/puss to get what they want.
>Women demand equal pay, even though it's proven that men outperform them in almost every field.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:11:46 2017 No.8773837 >>8773835 Most men are pieces of shit. Anyone can go outside and see that for themselves.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:11:52 2017 No.8773838
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>>8773827
>throw out more anecdotal bullshit
>but I don't really think there's any merit to that
Ok then give me some non-anecdotal evidence. I am still open to be proven wrong and be called a basement dwelling virgin for being wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:13:31 2017 No.8773841 >>8773838 You're the one who started with the wild claims. Onus is on you to provide evidence, that's how the burden of proof works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:14:19 2017 No.8773843 >>8768338 Post feet

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:15:21 2017 No.8773849

>>8773806
I'm not the poster you've been "arguing" with, but a picture is not an argument you fucking moron. Also, the onus is on you to prove all women are terrible as you claim and when challenged, your only response has been "okay so prove it to me that I'm wrong or else I'm right. Also here's another picture I like that supports my claim without me saying anything". That's not how debating works.

You're clearly a sexually frustrated loser who has a whole folder full of cherry-picked woman-are-awful pictures. You probably spend way too much time online and are too afraid to lose weight and venture outside of your shitty basement/apartment because you've concluded it's a waste of time because of all of your stupid pictures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:16:07 2017 No.8773851 File: 1.80 MB, 1713x1790, sentry on women in combat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773841 >I say shit >that shit you are saying is wrong >ok why is it wrong >it just is ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:16:26 2017 No.8773852 >>8767048 >what is reading comprehension? Dumb whore

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:16:40 2017 No.8773855 >>8773835 >tits/puss >puss >puss .... >puss wew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:16:41 2017 No.8773856 File: 13 KB, 1061x591, 1430265246329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773835 >>8773837

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:18:05 2017 No.8773860 >>8768195 kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:19:14 2017 No.8773865 >>8773835 >Most women are sluts that use their tits/puss to get what they want. And this works because men are pieces of shit who are easily swayed by any vagina that comes their way. How can you call that exclusively the moral failure of women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:16 2017 No.8773870 >>8773851 >You say shit >Provide no evidence >It's just true okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:21 2017 No.8773871 >>8773837 This is true. Most people are pieces of shit, but men are superior to women in almost every way except for nursing and prostitution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:33 2017 No.8773872 >>8773865 They're the ones in control of it, how are you going to bait a tiger and then call it a faggot for trying to eat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:21:07 2017 No.8773878 File: 34 KB, 252x240, 3650E2D1-67F8-4853-AA9F-57FACB6C18E7-1376-00000135475480CC_tmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8768207

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:22:02 2017 No.8773880
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>>8773849
I mean it can't be any more valid than what you are doing. Why dont you teach this sexualy frustrated loser how to debate? I am such a fat faggot living with my parents, I think all women are the devil and I am literally Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:22:52 2017 No.8773889 >>8773872 So men are just mindless animals who shouldn't be held accountable for their own actions? Somehow women aren't looking that inferior.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:24:06 2017 No.8773894
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>>8773870
I am providing evidence you just dont want read any of it and are just ignoring it and putting it out of your mind because it makes you angry and you dont know why. Now it is your turn to show me something

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:25:41 2017 No.8773906

>>8773889
>can't be held accountable for their own actions
That's women. Men are held accountable for what they do. If your dumbfuck self gets tricked into a relationship with a woman, too bad so sad, you're the dumbass. You thought you were going to get love and laid and happiness, how retarded is that?
She was the instigator by putting herself out there and will get away with everything she ever does for owning a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:29:13 2017 No.8773916 >>8773894 Anon, quick question; how familiar are you with the scientific method?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:30:40 2017 No.8773925 >>8773894 >That images Jesus christ talk about having no understanding of how the world works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:31:15 2017 No.8773926 >>8773916 >>8773925 Oh man I am so sorry. I dont think women are shit anymore. Thanks for showing me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:33:08 2017 No.8773936 >>8773926 Please stop dodging my questions, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:34:41 2017 No.8773943 >>8773880 I have no interest nor motivation to teach you anything as clearly you think you know everything. You also don't seem to understand the difference between "valid" and "sound".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:34:59 2017 No.8773944 >>8773926 The scientific method question was for a reason. You seem to not understand what constitutes usable evidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:35:41 2017 No.8773948 >>8773783 >that pic wew

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:37:25 2017 No.8773953 >>8773943 No I dont think I know everything. So far you guys are just explaining to me on what I am doing is incorrect debating and attempting to insult my character without doing much else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:38:36 2017 No.8773956 >>8773783 Gawker and Jezebel have (well, had) different editors and writers. Like, same parent company =/= same agenda. Plenty of media conglomerates operate opposing newspapers, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:39:37 2017 No.8773966 >>8767108 >guy humor >it's not humorous So it's spot on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:41:16 2017 No.8773972 >>8773966 Should have probably added on how much their vagina smells like a barn animal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:48:38 2017 No.8773994 >>8773972 Idgi.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:51:59 2017 No.8774009

>>8773953
Maybe so, and so far all you're doing is posting picture after picture expecting us to read all of that shit as though it's your own original thought and a valid substitution for your own argument. It isn't. Like I said before, a picture is not an argument. You can post pictures you've saved all day long in this thread and you will still have said absolutely nothing yourself.

Also, like I said, I have better things to do than to sit here and try to convince an anonymous stranger on the internet that all those pictures he saved are wrong. There is no net gain for me and I don't really care about you at all. I'm happily married, my wife can cook great although she acknowledges that I'm the better cook, which I am, yet we're both happy together. Keep being bitter....maybe it will make you happy some day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:52:42 2017 No.8774011 >>8773880 I like how she just gives a look of 'thats not fair!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:53:12 2017 No.8774014 Damn there are a lot of chicks on /ck/

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:55:39 2017 No.8774022

>>8766989
My gf allways tries to cook nice stuff but if its to hard she will most likely fail. But lately she has been doing easier stuff and it has been working good, but i couldnt care less as i enjoy cooking, and also enjoy how happy she is when i cook.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:57:05 2017 No.8774033
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>>8774009
>expecting us to read all of that shit as though it's your own original thought and a valid substitution for your own argument
So how does that work then? Any argument that provides other sources is just null and void? That does not make any sense.

Also the time and energy you just spent in making that post could have been to explain and show me why I am wrong by giving me some evidence that women aren't shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:58:58 2017 No.8774042 I started seeing a girl recently and every time she's come to my house she's brought me some surprise baked goods. Pretty sweet. Still haven't had her cook for me or vice versa, but I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:00:16 2017 No.8774047 >>8774033 >giving me some evidence that women aren't shit. What form would such evidence take? A longitudinal study into the shittiness of an experimental group of women? You need to define your parameters better.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:07:02 2017 No.8774070
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>>8774047
How about the kind of jobs they take, or why having women trying to be equal as men ruins the military from the inside out. Or how they can get by the government with a slap on the wrist where as it will be more sever for men under the same circumstances. Or how they create and environment that is destined to collapse on itself. I should not have to hold your hand through this and you could have been providing such things yourself instead of taking the time on telling me you dont have time for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:15:39 2017 No.8774103 ITT: /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:20:28 2017 No.8774121 >>8766989 7 years ago when I had a Mexican girlfriend this was true. She cooked me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She also did whatever I wanted in the bedroom. Looking back, dunno why I ever let her go. Maybe I just hate myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:22:56 2017 No.8774133 >>8774033 >drillers of earth What a baller name for that job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:26:27 2017 No.8774145 >>8774070 >muuuhhh callhouunnn what is with pseuds and pop psychology experiments from 60 years ago?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:39:02 2017 No.8774218 >>8771848 Those aren't women on /fa/, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:41:00 2017 No.8774228 >>8771985 Nice to see you got so many with this pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:53:12 2017 No.8774279 >>8773771 i feel like these people actually want women to be stereotypical feminazis so they can say "oh she was a crazy sjw" when they get rejected for being a fat sexist neet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:13:44 2017 No.8774348 File: 170 KB, 416x356, 1433116404516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8772226 holy projection, batman

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:14:28 2017 No.8774351 File: 13 KB, 600x338, microsoft edge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771985 >being an abuser >thinking it's okay alternately, >typing that bullshit power fantasy one-handed on a Mongolian throat-singing forum get fucked

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:33:41 2017 No.8774403

>>8767048
The OP did say "good guys" but your point makes sense. Just by 'being' something doesn't mean you deserve anything, whether it is a good guy bad guy smart guy whatever. You have to do something in order to get something.

I guess good guy deserves a good woman and they can both sit around and do fuck all for each other except 'be good'

fuckin lame

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:58:20 2017 No.8774897 >>8767086 /ck/ is a great shitposting board. I think its a lot of irony and snobbing from the topic as well as the larger than normal amount of alcoholics

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:40:07 2017 No.8775077 >>8767195 >m-muh vagina!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:51:24 2017 No.8775131 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't this board supposed to be about cooking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:59:03 2017 No.8775162 >>8771985 >>8771985 how does she cover up the taste of arsenic and rat poison in your food anon? does ground glass and spiders interfere with the texture of the food she makes for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:21:49 2017 No.8775253 >>8772015 Rude. I already have accepted my forever alone status, you don't have to rub it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:58:24 2017 No.8775396 >/ck/ >Food & Cooking fuck off back to /r9k/ and /r/incels, you sad pathetic creatures

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:02:46 2017 No.8775734 >>8775162 Easy there buttblasted femanon, you're biting down too hard on that pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:10:48 2017 No.8775777 >>8767086 Yeah, cause /co/ is full of guys with gf's

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:32:22 2017 No.8776374 I'm female and I hate moust females I know. They are either retards or retarded sluts or both

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:35:10 2017 No.8776381

>>8766989

Wife and I meal prep on Sundays for the week, then cook dinner together when we get home from work after we walk the dog. We cook for each other on special occasions. We're both competitive distance runners so our meals are fairly repetitive and consist of basic nutritional staples, but we're both halfway decent cooks when we have the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:09:04 2017 No.8776982 File: 131 KB, 375x500, 5884375541_be690667cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771780 >owmen >owl-men owl man

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