i have a crush on a guy, anon what should i make for him? he frequents /ck/

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Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:24:06 2017 No.8752344 [DELETED]

i have a crush on a guy, anon

what should i make for him?

he frequents /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:25:57 2017 No.8752349 File: 538 KB, 366x206, getdowntonight.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752344 i'd like meatloaf please. luvubby

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:26:28 2017 No.8752351 are you sure he is gay too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:27:15 2017 No.8752358 >>8752344 make period soup,every men likes period soup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:27:42 2017 No.8752362 Three course meme supreme entree: ??? main course: spaghetti carbonara with kvass dessert: mirror cake

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:28:03 2017 No.8752363 >>8752349 wow is it really you?? >>8752351 not gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:29:56 2017 No.8752371 >>8752362 this is serious. We have similar tastes in food but I'm not sure what would be romantic or at least an appropriate meme dish rather than 'go 'za or mcchicken

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:31:29 2017 No.8752378
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>>8752363

LOL no but meat loaf is a safe bet. Just make sure your salad is kickass and you make garlic mashed potatoes from scratch.

That's the easiest way to my heart, shit a gay guy could cook that and I'd like him have me.

Anyway, good look OP! Hope everything works out!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:32:17 2017 No.8752382 >>8752344 Any food with beef or a steak. Remember the booze/beer, his not into wine. And you will have a lovely evening/night

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:32:36 2017 No.8752384 Steak. Rare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:32:46 2017 No.8752386 >>8752351 /ck/ is a women's board, anon, her boyfriend is probably like the only dude on here.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:35 2017 No.8752391

>>8752371
Alright fine.

I dunno about romantic but something baked is usually a good bet.
It fills your home with delicious food smells and gets that foodboner sprung in anticipation.

>>8752386
Women aren't autistic enough to spam Jack threads all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:50 2017 No.8752392 >>8752362 > entree: ??? tendies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:34:39 2017 No.8752395 >>8752391 women are also not autistic enough for McChicken Sandwich posting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:34:51 2017 No.8752396 >>8752391 so clearly her guy's responsible for all those threads. OP, tell him to stop posting them

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:35:51 2017 No.8752401 >>8752396 lol no. He also shares food gore w/ me and tells me he made it for me. great guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:36:06 2017 No.8752403 File: 106 KB, 482x510, 1913-42x510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love potion :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:37:30 2017 No.8752407 McChicken and 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:52:06 2017 No.8752476 Make him a blowjob

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:55:37 2017 No.8752488

>>8752344
>Begin dating this cute girl in senior year of college
>Invites me over for a home-cooked dinner one night
>"Anon, I know you're Italian, so I made you an Italian meal!"
>Italian last name and 3 generations removed, but whatever, she's sweet
>Serves a salad, rigatoni with sauce and meatballs, and bread
>Bread, sauce, meatballs are homemade
>Dig in
>The sauce was watery and pretty salty
>The bread is under-cooked somewhat
>The meatballs are a bit tough and kinda bland
>Finish eating
>"So, how did I do, anon? I want you to be completely honest."
>Tell her exactly what I typed a few lines ago
>Hurt look in her eyes
>Her lip actually starts quivering
>Realize I fucked up and gotta save this somehow
>Look at my empty plates for a way out
>"But you make a mean salad."
>We break it off a few days later

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:56:04 2017 No.8752490 >>8752476 kek but no It's a crush, I'm not lusting after him like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:57:05 2017 No.8752492 >>8752378 >>8752382 >>8752384 This is good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:04:29 2017 No.8752519 >>8752344 For me it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:04:51 2017 No.8752521 >>8752519 He doesn't eat at McDonald's

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:05:40 2017 No.8752532 Make him one of those jiggly sex cakes they make in Japan. Or turbo fluffy panclocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:05:51 2017 No.8752533 >>8752490 Make him a hug and a warm smile while you two cuddle on the couch and watch a movie then

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:07:18 2017 No.8752540 >>8752521 Then get rid of that boy and get a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:07:28 2017 No.8752543 >>8752532 That sounds good, I think he he likes Japanese styled foods >>8752533 I wish, circumstances prevent that from happening but that sounds so good ; n ;

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:09:26 2017 No.8752552 >>8752543 Rice cooker panclocks with thick bacon and hash browns. Breakfast for dinner is hard to fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:11:31 2017 No.8752560 File: 597 KB, 731x831, 1490798151068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752344 Ask what he likes. Make that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:12:32 2017 No.8752564 >>8752344 I would make him some pasta alfredo with garlic butter shrimp and parmesan cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:13:52 2017 No.8752570 >>8752488 I kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:15:04 2017 No.8752583 File: 241 KB, 980x1306, 1490448579310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752560 He said he loves lasagna, what should I serve with it and not fuck it up???

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:21:26 2017 No.8752614

>>8752583
It's pretty heavy, so I'd serve it with something light like a fresh, simple salad with a vinaigrette. Likewise for the drink, unless he/you favor red wine.

Or you could make it a cute dinner-date thing by asking him to make a side to compliment.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:22:33 2017 No.8752618
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>>8752583

You're dating Garfielf?!

http://marcussamuelsson.com/recipe/delicious-asparagus-lasagna-recipe I can swear by this recipe.

Sides? Grab some rosemary bread, bake it in the oven for 10 minutes and brush with a little virgin olive oil when you're ready to eat. Salads are retard proof, just buy a bag, toss in some diced red onions and roma tomatoes, drizzle with vinaigrette.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:28:39 2017 No.8752644 >>8752614 >Or you could make it a cute dinner-date thing by asking him to make a side to compliment. This is good. >>8752618 Thanks!!! he will love it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:30:04 2017 No.8752655 >>8752644 Glad we helped, OP. Now go and win his heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:36:04 2017 No.8752673 File: 1.58 MB, 637x359, Rero.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752583 Enough garlic bread to make your pussy a no fly zone for vampires

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:38:18 2017 No.8752682 File: 18 KB, 418x235, IMG_1787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752378 >a gay guy could cook that I wish this were true

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:46:31 2017 No.8752717 Make sure to ask if there's anything he hates or if he has any dietary restrictions!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:46:35 2017 No.8752719 >>8752673 I wouldn't eat it, I have baaaad past experiences with that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:48:39 2017 No.8752730 >>8752386 hey I have a penis too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:53:23 2017 No.8752745 >>8752730 I claim you as my husbando, I hope you like blueberry icing ramen and salmonella cause that's all you're getting from /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:56:36 2017 No.8752754 >>8752344 Methamphetamine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:59:22 2017 No.8752768 >>8752745 ...can I just do the cooking myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:00:43 2017 No.8752773 >>8752344 Nothing is cuter than a girl who will bake cookies for you. If you're gay and it's a gay dude then just ask if he wants to plow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:03:54 2017 No.8752790 >>8752773 >not wanting a cute subby housewife homo Wow gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:06:50 2017 No.8752798 >>8752790 >not being the subby girly boy What a fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:08:57 2017 No.8752807 File: 25 KB, 400x400, 1433618201867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752768 >anon wouldn't endure a little healthy daily food poisoning for the sake of true love disgusting, I change my mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:10:22 2017 No.8752811 >>8752344 Whatever you make just be sure it's not quickly digested. You don't want poop dick when the two of you have gay anal sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:14:03 2017 No.8752828 File: 76 KB, 937x534, delicious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752790 >>8752798 that's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:14:32 2017 No.8752830 >>8752798 We can't ALL be subby girlboys, who would we all submit to? Women? That's gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:15:37 2017 No.8752835 >>8752807 am I being bullied is this bullying

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:16:20 2017 No.8752838 >>8752830 >who would we submit to Obviously to big strong men

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:24:45 2017 No.8752856 >>8752773 So, cookies for dessert! I'll ask him if he likes cookies tonight. >>8752811 agen, no dick to get poopdick on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:27:22 2017 No.8752865 >>8752856 Cookies, Netflix, and chill. Don't forget the milk if you make chocolate chip!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:27:49 2017 No.8752867 >>8752386 most girls are too busy worrying about their looks and social circles to be cancerous shitposters

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:28:29 2017 No.8752871 >>8752856 At least stick a sharpy up his pooper. Try and get him into pegging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:34:15 2017 No.8752889 >>8752488 You dodged a bullet. Someone who asks for honest criticism but cant take it is just going to be a problem down the line when you're constantly having to dance around her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:50:27 2017 No.8752917 >>8752871 Hahahaa, no no no. my one true wish is that he reads this thread to know that I've got a crush on him >>8752865 Warm cookies, definitely. Netflix for sure! Milk... maybe...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:00:08 2017 No.8752946 >>8752917 >won't slob his knob >won't stick it up his pooper Looks like you've only got one course of action left: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH-vBtd7Rs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:07:49 2017 No.8752976 McChicken cut into 8 slices with a 'go 'za dip and some sriracha-topped bacon strips and dinosaur nuggets on the side

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:09:08 2017 No.8752980 >>8752976 Sounds good but should I cook it in a cast-iron skillet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:12:06 2017 No.8752986 File: 759 KB, 2800x1620, 1480962411358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752391 >>8752395 Female here, you'd be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:16:40 2017 No.8753001 >>8752946 I'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:16:59 2017 No.8753002 Make him whatever he likes the best, also look up tips to improve the recipe so it's not just bland (insert food item here).

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:22:26 2017 No.8753019

My man is addicted to steak because he never had it growing up, so whenever I want to do something special I cook a damn good rare-medrare steak. Usually make it with home made garlic mashed taters.
Think steak dinner is too generic? Steak and cheesy potato hand pies are a good, cute alternative. They take some time, but theyre pretty simple to make well if you have a cheap cut of lean flank or flat iron steak. Plus it makes you look fancy, and like you know what youre doing if you do it all from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:27:51 2017 No.8753033 OP this could be me, what is this guy's name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:29:20 2017 No.8753036 >>8753019 Goddamn that sounds good. I just don't want it to be cliche. >>8753033 what's your name or your internet alias?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:32:51 2017 No.8753045 File: 481 KB, 200x150, 1489189079500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753033 Dont fall for it OP. Hes going to pretend to be whatever name you says. You should ask what HIS name is

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:34:30 2017 No.8753050 >>8753045 Yep, I did. If he doesn't answer, I'm assuming it's fake

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:35:30 2017 No.8753057 >>8753050 My first name begins with an A.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:36:50 2017 No.8753060 >>8753057 If your first real name starts with A then nahh, you're not a match. If your internet Alias starts with an A, you're on the right track

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:38:16 2017 No.8753064 >>8753060 Wait, now it's starting to sound like it really is me. Are you the girl from Scotland?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:39:18 2017 No.8753068 >>8753064 Nahh, I'm from the US of A. Sorry ; - ;

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:51:12 2017 No.8753115

>>8752583

Lasagna?

That's retarded easy. Look up a Gordon Ramsay recipe for it. I agree with most of what he does in that department when watching him prepare it.

As far as sides, males don't care about sexy. I bet this is a rice pilaf from the box type of guy. I'm not kidding at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:54:36 2017 No.8753128 >>8753068 Not him but whatever you do, don't talk about astrology. That is weaponized dick softener to most dudes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:54:57 2017 No.8753130 >>8753115 Does spinach go well with lasagna?? I don't think he likes spinach actually.... what greens go well with lasagna?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:55:23 2017 No.8753135 >>8753128 Lmao, this post is so dumb. What made you think she was gonna talk about astrology?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:56:37 2017 No.8753139 >>8753128 Really?? Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:58:21 2017 No.8753144 >>8753135 Read the post I replied to wrong. Or right, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:58:31 2017 No.8753145 >>8753135 Well maybe he's had experiences with girls talking to him about astrology.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:01:51 2017 No.8753156

>>8753139
Meh, it's not that bad really. Pretty much every girl I've ever asked has basically admitted they believe it while at the same time denying it because they're embarrassed. It's only a turn off if you take it really seriously (which clearly you do if you'd bring it up on a first date).

Actually I've always wondered why only girls believe in that crap, why is it that like 99% of girls and only 1% of men believe in it?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:02:20 2017 No.8753159

>>8753139

Most guys get extremely annoyed by it. I mean, are you trying to attract him or not?

Anyways, it's hard to pick a side for lasagna in the US and it's almost always 1. some sort of vegetable and 2. green salad with a choice of dressing. This is going by midwestern standards that honestly, work.

You could always shit test him to see if he likes you. This is coming from a male who's seen that. If he really likes you, he's going to make an attempt at the vegetable side dish no matter what it is. Or else he's just really good with his vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:03:06 2017 No.8753161 >>8753130 Make a nice spinach salad with strawberries.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:09:27 2017 No.8753176
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>>8753139

You could honestly describe this guy and the region he's from without revealing too much. If he's from where I'm from (lasagna makes it likely), it goes without saying that he's from my region or close.

Then you can avoid pic related or some pg-13 iteration of it you're imagining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:16:26 2017 No.8753192 >>8753176 >Implying op didn't go through all this specifically to reenact this scene

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:25:46 2017 No.8753223
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>>8753192

Well, I don't necessarily understand the question in that sense. I mean, if he really likes her then she could cook a bat wing served on a pile of shit.

>browses /ck/

Which means literally nothing unless he's actually very good at cooking and she's not. Which would be about average for people 18-30. If she doesn't measure up, and this guy is adept. He'll be impressed that she made the effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:29:47 2017 No.8753239 >>8752386 Firstly this is a cooking board not a making sandwich board and secondly there are no women on 4chan apart from this fat slag who's only here to get dicked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:33:12 2017 No.8753254 >>8752543 What like? A restraining order? Both to fat the cuddle? What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:34:03 2017 No.8753258 >>8752344 Make some sketti and cum on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:35:03 2017 No.8753265 >>8753254 Well, first of all, *too Secondly, I'm not there right now. He lives in another state. I thought you were implying that's what I should do, I'm likely mistaken though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:35:08 2017 No.8753266

>>8752386

You really think that?

Oh boy are you wrong. The number of males who can effectively cook vs females has gone overwhelmingly towards men since the mid-90's. I mean, I like discussing this stuff with women who can do it as well but you are off the rocker if you think cooking is still dominated by women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:36:06 2017 No.8753270 File: 341 KB, 2622x2463, 1490384845750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753266 He said /ck/, not cooking in general. Nobody here knows how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:36:57 2017 No.8753275 >>8752986 FOR ME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:40:10 2017 No.8753281 >>8753266 anon said /ck/ is dominated by women, not cooking itself

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:44:57 2017 No.8753305

>>8752583
Just get him 10 pint cans of Stella. If any bird got me ten pints of Stella I'd be well happy, even if she was a munter.
I'd sit down watch TV and down a good 4-5 while she finishes dinner and in this tipsy state i could eat any slop she dishes up, retire back to the TV for a few more tins ready to hang out the back off what is most likely a fatty.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:45:27 2017 No.8753308
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>>8753281

Not to my knowledge. Unless I've been under a ruse for a great deal of time. Then again, I typically go to to be...oh..

I still think it's a male dominated board. I did share my enchilada recipe and again...oh...

The thing is, they might have absorbed enough of the culture to fool me. Openly admitting that somebody is female creates a big red flag and hence this thread. What if, they've been doing it this whole time. Clever girl....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:48:34 2017 No.8753325 >>8753308 Actually, to add to that- we'd have given our recipes and such freely for the most part. Stop treating us like other women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:50:15 2017 No.8753329 >>8753308 I guess we answered the age old question of can you just be friends with the opposite sex. No, we'd stab eachother even (especially) if we had anonymity as an inbetween.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:53:19 2017 No.8753341 >>8752386 The only reason I even come to this board is because it's the only chance I get to talk to women. Every time I get a reply to my post I like to imagine it's written by a young beautiful girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:55:17 2017 No.8753344 >>8753329 Anonymity means we wouldn't have shared a thing with anybody. Regardless of gender, creed or belief. Unless it's not necessarily important to our own culture. That's pretty much equal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:58:34 2017 No.8753360 >>8753308 >might have absorbed enough of the culture no way dog, we've been right here creating the culture alongside you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:58:53 2017 No.8753362 File: 1.36 MB, 1280x1810, 1487108168356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753341 That's pathetic, senpai. At least pretend it's a cute anime girl like a normal person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:59:20 2017 No.8753364 >>8753329 I was making a comedic reference from Jurassic Park on the basis of women taking our ideas on /ck/ The humor isn't on your side mate. Chefs and cooks will actually tell you how to do that sort of thing but sometimes not particular recipes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:59:29 2017 No.8753365 >>8753265 >Too Dumped, i was here all along. If you're going to nit-pick over this, what are you going to be like in 6 months time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:01:48 2017 No.8753380 >>8753365 lol, what's your name then, stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:02:15 2017 No.8753385 >>8753364 WELL IT CANT BE ON YOUR SIDE EITHET IF I DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY GETDUNKED GETDUNKED GETDUNKED

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:05:46 2017 No.8753409
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>>8753385

I always find the "clever girl" thing funny. I don't know why. Probably because the raptor killed that guy right before he said that. She had bested him but it was an honest hunt. Man against dino.

If you don't really like it then fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:08:19 2017 No.8753420 >>8752403 Would bang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:08:58 2017 No.8753424 File: 251 KB, 377x300, latest[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753409 >Probably because the raptor killed that guy right before he said that. fucking GHOSTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:30:12 2017 No.8753497 >>8752391 >>8752395 >>8752867 >women dont shit post holy shit I hope you are /pol/ because that would be hilarious

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:34:17 2017 No.8753516 File: 595 KB, 1121x585, cumdog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752344 Pic related is what I usually make for my gymbro. He then feeds me his personal cream-filled sausage afterwards.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:40:53 2017 No.8753544

>>8753305
>Just get him 10 pint cans of Stella. If any bird got me ten pints of Stella I'd be well happy, even if she was a munter.
>I'd sit down watch TV and down a good 4-5 while she finishes dinner and in this tipsy state i could eat any slop she dishes up, retire back to the TV for a few more tins ready to hang out the back off what is most likely a fatty.

That sounds personal, he may like that

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:05:54 2017 No.8753611

Get a whole chicken, it always comes out very impressive and makes the house smell amazing.

Arrange a bed of fingerling potatoes seasoned both the chicken and the potatoes with salt, pepper, and fresh rosemary, thyme and olive oil. If you can, brine the chicken for a few hours to make sure it is moist and the skin crisps up nice. Serve with an arugula salad with cherry tomatoes and dressed with olive oil, salt, and pepper. Cook simple but show skill, anyone can cook a steak and make mashed potatoes and have it turn out good, but it takes true skills to make something simple into something wonderful.

I would ask him what his favorite dessert is and cook that for him, to show him that you really care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:13:38 2017 No.8753634 >>8753611 Wow, I love you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:45:08 2017 No.8753711 >>8752344 How do I get a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:53:01 2017 No.8753739 >>8752344 Just take a shower and brush your teeth you will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:58:25 2017 No.8753747 You should make him eat a basket of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:59:46 2017 No.8753752 Make him a basket of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:01:36 2017 No.8753759 File: 160 KB, 970x1139, 6ed-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8753752

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:37:55 2017 No.8753833 Just bee urself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:50:31 2017 No.8753853 >>8752344 Titties with chocolate sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:50:47 2017 No.8753854 >>8752856 Cheese cake

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:55:52 2017 No.8753856 >>8753611 >olive oil Wrong, flax seed oil. Think long term

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:03:30 2017 No.8753874 >>8753156 The moon rules men with subtlety and women with a spiked baseball bat to the uterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:46:08 2017 No.8754897 >>8753856 What's long term?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:48:06 2017 No.8754899 He frequents /ck/? Probably a whole box of pizza rolls with extra ranch and a two-liter of coke

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:49:40 2017 No.8754904 >>8754899 He's an okay cook, from what I've seen and what we've discussed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:10:10 2017 No.8754963 >>8753611 This is a good suggestion. Make him a roast chicken, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:13:41 2017 No.8754967 >>8752344 Orange crush? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mSmOcmk7uQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:22:35 2017 No.8755218 >>8753341 I want to put my fingers in your mouth and rip out all your teeth

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:30:22 2017 No.8755249

>>8752488
Jesus fucking Christ man what's wrong with you. My gf could make me garbage but if she put the work in and tried her best like that girl obviously did it telling her it was amazing. Maybe give her some tips in a non pretentious way but what you did just discourages her from trying in the first place. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:40:45 2017 No.8755293 >>8755249 Yeah if he had stuck around he could actually teach her to cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:41:47 2017 No.8755299 >>8752490 Its not about you want. You want to win him over, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:51:33 2017 No.8755333 >>8753156 That can be cute thought. I like my girls stupid-cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:53:31 2017 No.8755338 Cant be bothered Strolling along, feeling tipsy Heading down to my dre am Snakessurely Im fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:55:48 2017 No.8755344 >>8753239 >there are no women on 4chan Wrong. /co/ /cgl/ and /an/ have chicks, not to mention /soc/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:57:16 2017 No.8755352 >>8755338 Posting some shit on /ck/, thread looks gay, drunk as fuck, and I'm home now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:59:56 2017 No.8755358 >>8755344 Those are all just boiis They may look like women, but don't let yourself be fooled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:05:22 2017 No.8755382 >>8755249 >not being able to be completely honest with your gf about her cooking >not having a gf who takes criticism in a level-headed way

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Mr. Jinks !//AChEron. Fri Mar 31 13:30:29 2017 No.8755467

>>8753611
Yeah, probably this, OP. Roast chicken with an arugula salad is one of my go to meals. I suggest also stuffing the chicken with either a scored lemon or an onion. Lemon sauce works beautifully too if you're feeling slightly ambitious.

That or the lasagna with the same salad. Both are good options, but the pasta is the easier meal of the two..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:39:01 2017 No.8755493 >>8753874 Valid salad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:47:48 2017 No.8755526 >>8755382 >gf who takes criticism in a level-headed way Good luck in your quest for that kind of woman. You're in for a very long search.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:48:18 2017 No.8755529 >>8755358 Have you ever been to /cgl/? Girls(male) don't have any reason to discuss crusty vaginal discharge building up in their costumes. >>8755344 /fa/ also has some cute grils but they're attention whores

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:48:41 2017 No.8755530 >>8753139 It's often a red flag if a girl takes that shit seriously. Astrology is something nearly all men already think is laughable and if a girl starts going off about star signs and personality and shit it comes across as naive and/or creepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:59:39 2017 No.8755571 File: 34 KB, 395x389, 1484610739994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8755526 i found her 15 months ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:59:39 2017 No.8755572 >>8755530 On the other hand it's fairly normal for chicks to be into that sort of shit so a socially adjusted male can just roll his eyes when she's not looking and deal with it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:10:52 2017 No.8755606

>>8755572

Of course, it's more about how seriously she holds those views and keeps bringing them up. Nothing wrong with liking it but bringing it up giving the impression that you actually let that shit influence your judgement and decision-making is a no-no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:17:25 2017 No.8755631 >>8755358 >He hasn't been to /cgl/ le mao That board is full of roasty supremes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:53:09 2017 No.8755732 >>8755218 Cool it, slipknot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:10:41 2017 No.8755796 >>8753711 Find a girl and ask her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:13:12 2017 No.8755804 >>8755358 I personally know a girl that frequents /an/ Chicks love cute animals. Plus /co/ has a bunch of tumblr garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:45:41 2017 No.8755940 Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:38 2017 No.8756101 >>8755940 W-what? Is this who I think it is? Nah. Can't be................................................................................................................ Still OP btw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:30:40 2017 No.8756105 >>8756101 I react this way because he's called me a pussy before, just like that. Doubt it's him, but it was a good kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:36:27 2017 No.8756122 File: 48 KB, 653x786, C76ulmWXgAAkI4P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8756105 I'm saying feed him pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:38:21 2017 No.8756129 >>8752386 >/ck/ is a women's board Trannies and traps are just men in denial

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:00:54 2017 No.8756614 >>8753270 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:13:43 2017 No.8758355 >>8753497 >Women don't shitpost on /pol/ Boy I sure do hope you're a faggot, because that would be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:19:21 2017 No.8758367 Browse last meals of death row inmates and pick one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:36:19 2017 No.8758397 >>8755796 That isn't helpful advice. What do girls like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:57:16 2017 No.8758449 >>8752344 Chicken Parmesan. Looks impressive and you can't fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:23:13 2017 No.8758511 >>8752344 A McChicken

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:11:29 2017 No.8758809

>>8752363
Are you a grill?

Look, speaking as a guy here, guys are very straightforward. Make him some heart-shaped cookies if you want to get him to ask you out, or invite him over for some sort of nice quality home cooked meal with a ton of wine and when he's drunk enough just start making out with him on the couch. For the meal, I'd suggest something like linguini alfredo with chicken breast strips, or maybe a bacon-wrapped filet mignon with some steamed asparagus and a baked potato on the side (have butter, sour cream, bacon crumbles, and chives on hand).

Or just invite him over and throw yourself on top of him and start tearing his clothes off without any preliminaries. That works fine too. Trust me on that.

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