>cashier remembers you

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Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:11:49 2017 No.8748054 [Reply] [Original]

>cashier remembers you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:15:14 2017 No.8748074 File: 439 KB, 640x360, 1490550269857.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cashier remembers you from highschool

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:15:53 2017 No.8748075 >realize buying food is completely normal >realize part of cashier's job is to be nice to you Literally a non-problem. I'll talk with my cashiers and tell them what I'm planning to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:18:38 2017 No.8748089 >>8748075 Psst, I think anon might have been talking about the liquor store. I think that's why he's embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:20:40 2017 No.8748101 >>8748089 Then the problem is that anon is an alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:23:04 2017 No.8748123 File: 2.36 MB, 420x428, 1490511492410.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >Cashier remembers you >Lets you get two free coffees a week since you're a more frequent customer than half the other regulars combined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:24:16 2017 No.8748131 >cycle through which liquor store you go to so nobody thinks you're a huge alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:29:19 2017 No.8748162 >>8748054 >go to a breakfast place all the time >end up going to another restaurant for drinks >she's a bartender there >she remembers you and gives you a bunch of free drinks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:29:43 2017 No.8748166 File: 47 KB, 520x439, 1487964302524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to self checkout >passing my food along >BEEP BEEP BEEP ASSOCIATE ASSISTANCE NEEDED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:32:53 2017 No.8748185 >>8748074 last time i went back to my home town this snooty "rich" chick who was always nasty to me for no reason served me my $400 meal felt pretty good desu, i could tell she wanted to kill herself the whole time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:34:19 2017 No.8748195 File: 70 KB, 270x235, a8a12b6ff835cd767e376b324d74cb94bfd17acccaf5588b1a1d1a5145832e01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >accidentally left my favorite reusable bag in the shopping cart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:36:16 2017 No.8748205 >>8748166 Oh fuck, that's why I hate self checkouts. I have to call a fucking cashier for every second item I scan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:37:24 2017 No.8748210 >Liquor store attendant recognizes you >She's new >Only been working there for a week Had to change stores after that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:37:30 2017 No.8748212 File: 266 KB, 480x270, mmmmmm.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cashier remembers the taste of your cum from last night

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:38:22 2017 No.8748216 File: 219 KB, 640x480, 1489802206873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no vodka this time, mate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:40:13 2017 No.8748225 File: 62 KB, 198x235, 1478823469309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cashier looks at something unusual you're buying >Cashier looks at you and raises an eyebrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:41:48 2017 No.8748232 >>8748123 I know that feel. Makes my dick hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:42:15 2017 No.8748235 >>8748225 The appropriate response is to meet their eye contact, then narrow your eyes a little bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:43:03 2017 No.8748238 >>8748235 >cashier calls security

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:43:07 2017 No.8748240
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>>8748225
>Cashier does a double-take while scanning items from the International Import section
>Cashier holds the item up and says "what the heck is this? I didn't even know we carried this"

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:50:13 2017 No.8748279

>>8748240
Once had a cashier hold up the line because they had never ever seen someone buy a daikon radish and they couldn't find the code in their register. Even sent the bag guy out to find the code before she stumbled upon it. I didn't think that was even an uncommon thing to carry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:16:22 2017 No.8748386 >>8748279 what the fuck did you expect her to do? wait there until god or some shit whispers her the fucking code? or worse, call a supervisor/manager because "I don't know the code"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:17:11 2017 No.8748389 >>8748131 Used to do this all the time before I quit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:19:13 2017 No.8748395 >cashier is qt >she talks to me for a good minute after bagging and paying, holding up the line >realize that I'm married with 2 kids and can't be doing this shit >leave before she offers me her number

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:19:15 2017 No.8748396 File: 108 KB, 727x1090, IMG_0660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >say "heh I'm just getting rid of all this annoying change" when paying with coins so they dont think you're poor

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:23:02 2017 No.8748404
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>Big queue at shop I've been going to since I was a kid
>Cashier always smiles and says "Hi!" and "Thank you!" to everyone before me
>my turn in line
>cashier grumbles at me and doesn't even say thanks

Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

What THE FUCK did I do to this bitch? Why does she hate me? She's just some old fucking chink but she treats me like I'm subhuman. I don't deserve this with all the business I give them every week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:23:48 2017 No.8748407 Tfw you buy beer so much from seven eleven the cashiers remember you and continue your drunken banter from last night with you sober Not sure if this is good or not but it's made it so I get discounts and don't need my ID so

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:24:09 2017 No.8748409 >>8748395 Fuck you too, family man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:25:40 2017 No.8748414 >>8748395 Reminder that cashiers are paid to be social with customers. The odds that she was actually hitting on you are slim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:27:27 2017 No.8748423 File: 11 KB, 234x215, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cashier makes quips about the one time you tried to be social and make small talk about yourself two years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:28:17 2017 No.8748426 >>8748131 Much easier in Europe. They sell liqour in the grocery stores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:28:42 2017 No.8748428 >>8748423 that sounds like grounds to speak to the manager or write a letter and find a new store at least

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:28:42 2017 No.8748429
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>Be me

>Live in Memphis

>Be poorfag

>Treat myself to Checkers once a week

> Nice to the drive through lady because lonelyfag

>always order a 2 for $4 and a shake as a treat

> After first few weeks start noticing an added fry

>Then two apple pie

>Sometimes if meal takes to long they just comp it

>Get evicted from apartment

> Go one last time before I move to IN

> They give me a free Icecream sundae thing and all tell me they're going to miss me

mfw

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:28:48 2017 No.8748431

>>8748075
>I'll talk with my cashiers and tell them what I'm planning to make.
PLEASE, PLEASE DONT DO THIS
I do not, and I repeat, DO FUCKING NOT, care about what the fuck you are doing with your faggot food. dont talk to us, we dont give a fuck and we hate you, but we have to smile and pretend we dont want to choke your stupid faggot face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:30:45 2017 No.8748437 >>8748431 i talk to old ladies in the line about what they're planning to do with ingredients i'm unfamiliar with >is that ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:31:09 2017 No.8748439 File: 217 KB, 648x1024, ThePunisher19_22-648x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748431 Fuck off man I try to give advice and tell them what good shit they can cook

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:31:18 2017 No.8748441 >>8748404 You ARE subhuman. Get used to it, you're in for a long ride.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:31:32 2017 No.8748443

>>8748131

iktf, the cashier at the nearest booze store saw me with my wallet out and told me that I don't need to show my ID because I "come here every day" even though I only show up every four days since I drink half a fifth of liquor per night and alternate between two stores

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:33:52 2017 No.8748453 >>8748131 yep.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:37:32 2017 No.8748467

>>8748386
I just find it crazy that in one of those registers where most of the items are labeled under Picture + Item Description that she didn't find daikon radish in the, what do you know, radish section until 10 minutes after she started trying to find it. People can have off days and shit but fuck at least make your decisions a little faster please.

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Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:39:12 2017 No.8748476

>>8748396
>carrying around an envelope with $20 in quarters
>every time I pay for something I ask if they are short on quarters and would like to exchange
>nobody is ever short on quarters

IM NOT LETTING THE FUCKING BANKS JEW ME OUT OF A COUPLE CENTS FOR A ROLL ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:42:56 2017 No.8748494 >>8748414 >cashiers are paid to be social with customers In what way? It's not like you give them 15% gratuity for having a nice smile or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:46:16 2017 No.8748508 >>8748494 we have bonuses added based on good looks. every guy lifts and the girls go with fancy makeup and shirts that have been left unbuttoned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:49:00 2017 No.8748524 >>8748431 I've been a cashier before faggot. I only start talking about food if the cashier ASKS. Guess what? Sometimes they do. >>8748494 It's just part of the job description. You can be fired for being an ass to customers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:50:42 2017 No.8748529 >>8748494 It keeps the bald Manlet with the clipboard of their ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:50:57 2017 No.8748532 >>8748476 why don't you just roll them up yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:51:47 2017 No.8748537 >>8748524 "not literally sucking their dicks and holding the line up for twenty minutes" and "not being an ass" are two very different things. The job description is 'ask for airmiles and fork over change in case of cash'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:55:59 2017 No.8748555 >>8748537 >not literally sucking their dicks and holding the line up for twenty minutes This didn't happen, and if it did, she was fired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:56:53 2017 No.8748560 >>8748555 That was literal in the figurative sense you autistic robot.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:57:14 2017 No.8748563

>>8748476
honestly, losing 10% on a jar of coins is much better than spending the time to roll them yourself, or worse, trying to spend it as change, because the cashier will waste your time recounting your pile of pennies.

Unless you're a neet, your time is worth more than that, even at minimum wage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:57:45 2017 No.8748566 >>8748414 In my 35 years of life, I've never had a cashier be so unprofessional she holds up her own line to speak with a customer and piss off the rest in line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:58:43 2017 No.8748568 >>8748560 >call you out on your bullshit >hurr durr muh autism kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:59:11 2017 No.8748569 >walk into McDonald's >"Hey, haven't seen you in a while! Two burgers, no meat, right? You're the grilled cheese guy!" >walk back out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:59:45 2017 No.8748573 >>8748566 Yeah, it didn't happen. Guy is just making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:01:44 2017 No.8748580 >>8748225 just wink at them

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:05:10 2017 No.8748601 >>8748568 Are you fucking retarded or just slow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:05:21 2017 No.8748602 >>8748568 You didn't call me out on jack shit you sperg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:05:34 2017 No.8748603 >Cashier remembers you >Cook remembers you >Even the Manager remembers you >Remember you are at a stall in a Chinese night market Problems weren't

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:05:37 2017 No.8748604 >buy a rump roast >qt check out girl tells me a about her first anal experience I love going to that store

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:07:15 2017 No.8748611 >tfw I remember You > N it is nice to see you again, because we are both weird >Anons need jobs too. Move along fellow anon > We are one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:08:03 2017 No.8748615 >>8748601 Neither. >>8748602 Then why are you defending the guy with the bullshit story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:11:01 2017 No.8748628 >>8748054 This would never happen here. Turnover is so high that by the end of the month I've spent more time in the store than the average employee

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:11:05 2017 No.8748630 >>8748615 There is no story to bullshit. Your autism prevents you from understanding simple concepts like hyperbolic speech and it's a crippling social failure on your part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:12:47 2017 No.8748639 >>8748630 Are you literally retarded or did you just never learn reading comprehension? This is the story you fucking idiot: >>8748395

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:13:11 2017 No.8748641
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>out doing errands
>some random person goes "HAY ANON REMEMBER ME"
>it's some guy from high school who i don't remember at all
>he could be fucking with me and I wouldn't know
>"remember that time we did [thing]??"
>realize he's confusing me with one of my estranged friends
>just smile and nod
>asks if I still hang out with my old frields

I didn't need this shit i just wanted to buy food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:14:52 2017 No.8748649 >>8748639 What the fuck does that post have to do with anything? Are you senile as well as autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:16:11 2017 No.8748660 >>8748649 >Are you literally retarded or did you just never learn reading comprehension?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:18:04 2017 No.8748669 >>8748660 Follow the reply chain, faggot. I'm sure your failing mental faculties can hold together for another thirty seconds.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:21:35 2017 No.8748688

>>8748669
>Follow the reply chain, faggot.
Alright, here we go! Ready?
>>8748395
>>8748414
>>8748494
>>8748524
>>8748537
>>8748555
>>8748560
>>8748568
>>8748602
>>8748615
>>8748630
>>8748639
>>8748649
>>8748660
>>8748669
Now, I will ask you one more time: Are you literally retarded or did you just never learn reading comprehension? A or B anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:24:08 2017 No.8748701 >>8748431 youre sperging out,id rather a customer make smalltalk than have a bitchy old lady tell me why young people are shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:27:02 2017 No.8748710 automation cannot come soon enough I wish the grocery store was a giant vending machine

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:27:54 2017 No.8748713 File: 48 KB, 300x303, tmp_23360-14888588814491862841278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >give cashier id >he stares at it for two fucking minutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:28:28 2017 No.8748714 >>8748604 Did you ask her if she needed a new one? Her rump roasted, if you will?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:29:18 2017 No.8748717 >cashier remembers me as the retard who couldn't figure out the new chip debit card ._.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:30:19 2017 No.8748721 >>8748717 fuck those things

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:31:25 2017 No.8748735 File: 98 KB, 343x317, sweat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to the only walmart in the area that has self checkout specifically so I don't have to go through the line >they're being remodeled

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:31:52 2017 No.8748737 >>8748717 >put end with chip in machine >follow instructions on screen tough stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:32:09 2017 No.8748739 >>8748054 >have to give my name for order >give her my name >qt asian cashier says oh right i forgot gonna try and get her digits next time i go

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:35:22 2017 No.8748762
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>>8748054
>order my food from the chick fil a i go to every week
>pull up to the window
>"extra sauce like you like right?"
>stunned the cashier remembers me, and then nod
>grab my food and peel out
>never return to that chick fil a

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:40:36 2017 No.8748795 File: 475 KB, 543x555, 1483734752351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to Whataburger >lady working there I've never seen before calls me by my first name Worst thing about it is that it happened multiple times with different people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:42:33 2017 No.8748804 File: 483 KB, 500x375, 1490137925986.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cop remembers you I have a speeding problem, and a drinking problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:51:58 2017 No.8748862 >>8748054 Why don't you fuck him?

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:07:35 2017 No.8748943

Be a server,
>busy Saturday night
>older couple proceed to ask me my life story
>meanwhile I'm getting triple sat with 2 parties of 4 and a party of 5.

I don't care when it's off peak hours but when there's a wait then I need you to order your food from me and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:09:23 2017 No.8748949 it's likely that most of the staff, wherever you go, will remember you if you are a regular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:52:23 2017 No.8749157 >>8748123 I do this for my regulars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:00:02 2017 No.8749190 File: 429 KB, 1280x918, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 Won't have to feel that feel for long, OP.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:06:27 2017 No.8749220
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>>8748054
I have reward points at a local liquor store (I know right) and the lady sees my name come up on the screen every time I give her my member number. So the last time I went in she called me by my first name and it felt very strange

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:11:14 2017 No.8749237

>>8748467
I work for Wal-mart, I can assure you that half the produce we have for sale isn't in our computers, nor is it in the little booklet that tells us the code for it either. Half of the produce that does have a barcode on it doesn't register as being in our inventory too. Recently, certain items have also started disappearing from the computers, making shit even worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:16:00 2017 No.8749255 File: 264 KB, 500x375, fixed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748804 You're welcome.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:28:26 2017 No.8749310

>Regular at a restaurant
>become somewhat acquainted with a chatty waitress
>go in during one of those days when there's not a lot of people or a lot going on
>One of the other waitresses attends me
>I've always liked getting this certain one. She's very attentive without being intrusive unlike her nosy counterpart
>Sit down and enjoy my meal, with the nosy waitress passing by every now and then to shoot the breeze as the waitress that's attending me passes by every while to check on me
>As I finish my meal, chatty waitress sits down across from me
>"Hey anon, you still don't have a girlfriend, right"
>hearing this makes me want to flip the table and just bolt out at sperg speed
>"t-t-that's right"
>"Well (the waitress attending me) really likes you and wants to know if you'll go on a date with her"
>"m-m-maybe next time"
>pay for my meal and get the fuck out of there as fast as I could
>Never went back

God fucking damn it. I went there for a fucking steak, not a fucking girlfriend. I hate it when people recognize me, but that shit was mortifying on another fucking level.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:29:34 2017 No.8749319
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>>8748123
We have a bagger at our Publix who, somehow, continuously gets free coffee at the Starbucks in our plaza.

And I don't mean a free cup every now and then. She'll go on coffee runs for us and get 2 trays of cups for free.

And no, she's not "friends" with anyone there. No connections. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I'm still jealous as shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:30:39 2017 No.8749326 >>8749220 I forgot to mention, I had the same look of gormless consternation on my face as Ringo Starr from this 80s movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:32:38 2017 No.8749336 >>8749310 >Not cooking your own steak You had it coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:34:15 2017 No.8749346 >>8749310 ya blew it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:36:09 2017 No.8749351 >>8748185 You just ate a PS4 pro. Why would you spend that much on a meal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:36:15 2017 No.8749353 >>8748804 I am with you brother. I am with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:40:08 2017 No.8749366 File: 9 KB, 246x205, 1450748874886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8749190 >robotics cashier remembers you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:40:23 2017 No.8749367 >>8749326 Thank you for using a good yet underused word: gormless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:41:13 2017 No.8749372 >>8748508 what fucking store

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:46:47 2017 No.8749389 >>8748569 the what man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:49:36 2017 No.8749398 File: 929 KB, 264x320, [screams externally].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >Cashier comments on the amount of alcohol you purchase a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:50:33 2017 No.8749403 >>8748431 This isn't a cashier thing, it's a shitty person thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:51:38 2017 No.8749410 >Live in a small town >Only one place to buy booze >Both of the cashiers know you and your family personally Almost enough to quit drinking. Almost.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:53:18 2017 No.8749423

>we dont give a fuck and we hate you, but we have to smile and pretend we dont want to choke your stupid faggot face

LMAO, Who the fuck is "WE"? I'm a cashier and customer service rep and I'm not an antisocial greasebeard faggot who hates everyone.

If you hate Customers, get out of the CUSTOMER SERVICE industry. Don't get a job SERVICING CUSTOMERS if you hate them... Dumbass. End yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:55:45 2017 No.8749433 >>8749410 Sounds like a shitty state. All our gas stations, grocery stores, and (obviously) liquor stores have booze. Just have to drive 10 more minutes to find another vendor. Easy to do the boozer shuffle.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:56:45 2017 No.8749437

>cashier and owner of the store is a nice old asian lady who has known you since high school
>she knows your order everytime you come in
>always asks how you are doing
>I only see her during the summer after school
its things like this that make me want to come back

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:57:24 2017 No.8749440

>>8748467
as >>8749237 said

also, people who create the codes often choose absolutely retarded and unintuitive ways of calling stuff on these code sheets. I bet she was looking for "radish" and it was written something like "white radish" (so it was at the end of the sheet because it usually works alphabetically, not by kind of veggie)

>t. supervisor
>mfw am putting up with that shit everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:58:53 2017 No.8749446 >>8748404 Don't worry, some people can smell our autism, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:59:35 2017 No.8749450 File: 40 KB, 441x435, supercoffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cashier remembers you >But still tries to push the fucking credit card

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:00:28 2017 No.8749454

>>8749410
I don't even bother hiding it from anyone at the one store.
I will stop and wait if church members are in the store though.
They must think I'm a dingus for drinking 5 40s a day, I just don't have any room to give a fuck.

I had to get one of them fired a couple years back because I found out she was reporting in to my grandma and church literally every time I bought a beer. I don't know how it came about but she was gone overnight once the owner found out she was breaking laws over petty shit.
I don't have to worry about this any more, I think the owner made sure everyone knew there were privacy laws that cashiers had to follow.
Was a fucking nightmare to buy beer for about 8 months and literally everyone in the town knew when I had a can of beer for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:02:49 2017 No.8749461 >>8749423 Fucking this

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:10:13 2017 No.8749488
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>be 16
>frequently go to a thai place for takeout alone
>qt thai cashier always welcomes me with a warm smile
>she always gives me free shit like tapioca pudding and ice tea
>1 week before moving away, decide to go to the thai place one last time
>qt cashier says "sorry, anon, i don't have anything for you this time, but next time i promise ill have something super special for you!"
>move before im able to come back again
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:13:39 2017 No.8749497 File: 24 KB, 712x400, bigsound_anthony_fantano_h_0914_v2.ff0df38ca06ed0a474abe43eb683e3e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748074 >cashier at the liquor store remembers you from high school

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:16:02 2017 No.8749508 File: 78 KB, 300x200, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ah ordering something different today huh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:18:05 2017 No.8749512 >>8748238 >cashier calls security because you looked at them funny America, everyone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:21:20 2017 No.8749522 >>8748054 >pizza delivery guy is on a first name basis with you

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:22:16 2017 No.8749525
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>>8749423
People need money anon, and retail is something anyone can do and pays alright.

Speaking as a cashier I often get annoyed if people try to strike up conversations when the store is blatantly busy or they saw me attending to a different matter before I went to ring them up. I'm fine with conversing with a customer if it's slow, but chirst, some people just have no sense of consideration.

Also when people start telling me their personal shit. Over-familiarity in general, honestly.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:27:06 2017 No.8749536

>>8749525
I get stuck behind people that want to have conversations with the cashier every single day of my life while holding cold beer and hot food.

It's obnoxious as fuck. I have to walk everywhere, these fuckers have ruined so many hot meals for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:55:43 2017 No.8749613 >>8749433 >Sounds like a shitty state. Yeah, rural Canada.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:12:46 2017 No.8749647 >>8748476 >>8748563 My bank has the machine and it's free since I have an account with them. Everyone else gets charged a %

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:24:10 2017 No.8749669

>Deployed in Iraq
>have to drive to an air force base to use DFAC
>Ugandan guards always let me by without a word since beard and no patches
>order same custom sandwich everyday from same guy.
>Will see me walk in and start making it even if 20+ ahead of me
>walk past the line and grab completed sandwich and walk out
>air force complains about my dirty truck every fucking say

"Dirty trucks break planes"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:57:29 2017 No.8749721 >>8748101 Naaah anon is just using alcohol in his cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:59:02 2017 No.8749725 File: 259 KB, 900x675, 1489987511576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >very gay cashier >notice he rounded up the change >tell him >it's on me wink

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:07:12 2017 No.8749750

>>8749647
My bank won't deal with the shit, they'll hand me coin rolls and point to the chair.
They don't count the shit anyways, they just throw the coin rolls in the box and give you your dollarydoos.
They'll count under a dollar though if you had to trade 75 pennies in to save someone behind you some time.

I wish people would catch onto coin counting machines. Scales are a good idea but ineffective because of material changes over the years in coins.

You can sure as fuck use a caliper to count 100 pennies in under 5 seconds but apparently we're not inclined to move forward as a species. Even drawing two lines on the counter to show the height of 100 pennies is far too brilliant an idea for us morons to adopt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:11:54 2017 No.8749762 >do you have one of our [supermarket membership] cards, sir? >I don't, no. >you don't know? >um, n-no... FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:14:08 2017 No.8749766 File: 587 KB, 600x1638, 1370321759202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748431 >it's another "Anon is a really hateful person for no reason so that means everyone is" episode. Try enjoying yourself a bit more, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:21:31 2017 No.8749781 >>8748054 The whole staff of Food Maxx recognizes my SO and I, even after a location change. It's pretty embarassing, but also kind of comfy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:24:28 2017 No.8749788
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>inna smalltown
>lotta chinese ran places
>they all know me by proxy
>either know or my family knows pretty much every other store and restaurant owner in town

It's pretty comfy to be honest, but I guess I'm just the kind of guy to not worry about the details. Kinda feels like I have a lot of asian grandparents though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:27:08 2017 No.8749794

>>8749766
He's kind of right, shopping is a necessity, like pooping.
If I was forced to hear about the consistency of your bowel movements because you bought toilet paper, I'd fucking quit.
Same thing if people had to talk to me every time I take a shit.

Conversations do not belong in mandated activities or in stores at all. They slow everything down and piss everyone off.

Especially the mother fuckers that do it in the middle of an aisle in front of stuff I need to buy. Those are the fucking worst. I have up to 45 minutes added to my weekly shopping because people will not fucking shut up.

I couldn't leave church earlier either for an extra 35 minutes because people would not shut the fuck up, let me make my peace with the preacher and leave.

I don't believe he's far off in stating that people just need to shut the fuck up when other people are losing time, money, life, cooking, cleaning, errands, chores, shopping and relaxing because you can't step to the side and finish your talk while I buy my shit and leave.

This is the most horrifying part of living in a small town. Everyone knows everybody and every fucking day everyone wants to catch up on the past three months with everyone else they meet.
It's a fucking nightmare with people stopped in aisles, doorways, in the middle of streets, at the bank, in front of the ATM, in front of the cashiers, on the stairways up and down hills and every fucking where else.

We're not being buzzkills, we're just fucking sick of losing 3-4 hours of our own time a week on people that can't shut the fuck up.
So, guys, next time you want to have a conversation, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the way of the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:29:33 2017 No.8749800 >>8749794 Hm, I've never really seen it that way, Anon. I guess I'm just slow-paced kind of guy. I try to stay out of the way if it makes you feel better, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:34:33 2017 No.8749813 >>8748426 They sell liquor in grocery stores everywhere

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:36:37 2017 No.8749817

>>8749800
It's just a lot of old, fat, chatty ladies around me that won't fucking quit.
WV is a nightmare.

No one's mad that you're talking to the cashier, just move the fuck down so I don't have 16lbs of water and 10lbs of groceries in my arms staring at you.

I'm good friends with all the cashiers here but I cut the conversations off almost immediately after they start, no more than a quick "hi" and "how's that thing going" ever comes out and they know damn well I don't put up with that shit because most of the time I make it that far I'm already pissed off at the old lady in front of me that wouldn't leave the register.
They know there will be no idle chatter out of me unless I'm feeling great and the store is empty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:37:39 2017 No.8749823 >>8749813 No one in my town has a license, I can't buy stronger than 10% anything.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:39:26 2017 No.8749826

>>8749817
>It's just a lot of old, fat, chatty ladies

yeah, I've been told I'm a patient man, but old ladies are in an entirely different realm. I don't really take part in any extended conversation, it's usually just casual stuff while I'm getting rung up.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:51:03 2017 No.8749844

>>8749826
My town is about 65% old, fat ladies.
50% Are extremely delirious, the ones that won't shut up.
10% Are normal, cool as fuck helpful old church ladies that do a lot for me.
And 5% are my cousins. I don't know what the fuck my grandma or her family was doing out here but I find a new cousin every month, which is strange as fuck because I'm baltimore spawn but have more cousins in one town than any hillbilly would have.
I don't know how many more I'm going to find. I found 3 this week, it's getting out of hand. Send help, I don't want to be a fucking hillbilly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:54:58 2017 No.8749850 >>8749844 >I found 3 this week, it's getting out of hand kek, I didn't think a man in Baltimore would ever be able to empathize with Iceland, but it appears I was incorrect.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:02:36 2017 No.8749873

>>8749850
I'm going to be staying a virgin here, I'm sure the first thing I stick my dick in will be related to me.
I've discovered family tree #6 and 9 surnames and I'm getting really fucking confused and concerned about inbreeding in generation 2. At least my parents weren't related but everything on my mom's side above her is fucking strange territory.

I'm really not thrilled with this discovery. One day at a time though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:28:09 2017 No.8749908 >cashier remembers me getting my first lunch two hours ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:38:42 2017 No.8750021 >>8749497 really dislike this weird looking person of colour

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:49:44 2017 No.8750041 >>8748429 aw hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:54:18 2017 No.8750052 File: 114 KB, 511x511, 1470929486296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cashier is dead to you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:02:52 2017 No.8750075 I'm a cashier. I remember my regulars. Like the guy who gets the 10 on pump four, and a pack of Marlboro red 72s ever day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:11:17 2017 No.8750089 >>8749454 are people really that uptight about drinking in someplaces in the US?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:20:07 2017 No.8750101 >don't order takeout from favourite place for 2 weeks >finally order >delivery driver says "oh we were wondering what happened to you earlier today"

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:28:01 2017 No.8750112

>>8750089
I'm as far north as the PA/Ohio line, so I guess the USA is getting fatter because the bible belt is growing.
I don't know why all these people bother me, I have physical pain that beer fucking demolishes and I just want to feel normal.

I'm still careful not to buy beer in front of about 75 people now because the church helps me out a lot and lets me rent a house from them, but that ends the literal second someone finds out I had a sip of beer.
I'm really not sure what their deal is but after a 5 year long fight with the US medical system for a serious diagnosis, I have resigned to self medication. They know I never stopped but I'll be fucking damned if they catch me with a beer and have reason to disown me.
Christians are deluded as fuck. They think.it's a fun game for me and I'm destroying other people's lives when I don't even leave the house, talk to anyone or get off my couch.
Doesn't stop me. It's just beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:17:58 2017 No.8750196 >>8750112 What disease do you have?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:22:51 2017 No.8750206 >>8749351 because i can .... and viggo mortensen was there and i was starstruck so i kept ordering shit so i could gawk at him from afar

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:24:50 2017 No.8750209 File: 97 KB, 272x594, fuck_off1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >cashier remembers you as one of his coworkers >comes to talk to me when he's on his break

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:27:11 2017 No.8750214 >you were the cashier all along

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:29:36 2017 No.8750219 >>8748467 They should've banned you from the store you utter fucking cunt

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:33:11 2017 No.8750225

>Go to chicken place like 2-3 times a week
>Always give them 1-2 dollars tip since I'm a richfag and I like it when they stroke my ego
>The moment I walk in the chefs in the back start cooking my exact order I get every time
>By the time I pay it's done half the time, even with a short line

A couple years ago I probably would have hated this, but now I don't even give a shit.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:52:04 2017 No.8750278

>>8750196
Lupus. Impossible to get diagnosed but I've had a beautiful malar rash for 3 years and even the blindest of doctors know what's going on and refuse to treat it.
I think House made it a meme and literally destroyed my chances of ever being treated or medicated. I'm going to a new doctor next week who seems to be pretty serious about what she does so maybe I'll be able to stop drinking myself into a coma daily soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:57:00 2017 No.8750294 >>8750021 Mr. Fantano is white.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:58:12 2017 No.8750296 >>8750278 Have you tried medical marijuana instead of booze?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:06:55 2017 No.8750319 >liquor store >"I recognize you!" just end me

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:07:48 2017 No.8750320

>>8750296
I've tried it...

Every day.
That shit's unmanageably expensive, once the harvest is over and I've distributed my tomatoes and green peppers, I'm hitting a legal state. It'll still be expensive but impossible to get jewed for.

It works wonders, yes, but alcohol is the only real cure for the physical symptoms. I'm not even sure what the doctor can do for me because they usually just prescribe opiates and I'm allergic.
I'm pretty sure they think I just want an opiate script. Telling them I'm allergic doesn't make them throw me out the door any slower.
We're talking 40 doctors have blatantly refused me, done bloodworm and told me to go.
One tried to give me anxiety pills and another tried to give me antibiotics. I have no idea what is going on in american hospitals but when I have nasty allergic reactions or seizures and go to one I end up in the same tiff every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:00:00 2017 No.8750481 >>8748185 Did you tip her well for being a good sport and not fucking up your food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:03:15 2017 No.8750494 >>8748713 Just means you're kawaii, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:04:09 2017 No.8750497 time to find a new store. im sure someone posted this before me. we are all autists here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:08:23 2017 No.8750502 >cashier doesn't remember you even though you go there several times a week Life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:08:31 2017 No.8750503 >>8750319 They all know me at my place, and they've got around 10 people. It's nice

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:08:40 2017 No.8750504

>>8748054
>get bagel and coffee in afternoon
>drive through guy acts like he knows me but I have zero clue. Former co-worker? classmate?
>smile and be polite, say hi
>repeat a couple of times, still don't remember who he was
>now I avoid the afternoon shift at that timmys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:13:10 2017 No.8750513 >>8748195 >all the new reusable shopping bags constantly remind you of grandma's cloth shopping bags from back in your home 3rd world country

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:13:15 2017 No.8750515 >>8749220 ringo was a mongoloid. yes, his drumming was above average. but it must have been simply by dumb luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:14:32 2017 No.8750519 >>8750504 >it's the weird kid from highschool that wanted to be your friend that you didn't know existed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:15:30 2017 No.8750520 File: 470 KB, 500x375, 4331d8b1ce07b69e7b1b2d059ac3776c_ask-someone-else-maybe-a-gif-animated-clipart-slap-someone_500-375.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8749310

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:20:10 2017 No.8750528 >>8749536 time to man up and cough really obnoxiously and go HEY TIME TO LEAVE

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:20:18 2017 No.8750531

>>8749310
>I've always liked getting this certain one. She's very attentive without being intrusive unlike her nosy counterpart

>Implying she wouldn't make a great wife based on this description.
This isn't high school where they'll trick you to make fun of you in front of everybody.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:21:32 2017 No.8750536 >>8749725 n-nice doggo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:24:26 2017 No.8750539 >>8749813 wrong. not in colorado, wyoming, texas, mississippi, washington to name a few and just for the record, wyoming only sells alcohol in actual liquor stores. colorado sells 3.2% beer in grocery stores but not wine or liquor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:25:19 2017 No.8750543 >Used to go to ice cream truck nearly everyday as a kid >One day I go and the ice cream man asks me if I want the usual I stopped going to ice cream trucks for like a year after that. That is fucking sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:27:48 2017 No.8750548 >>8750543 that is a depressing anecdote. god forbid a person recognize another by saying "you want the usual?" oh my god. its almost like being molested.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:34:56 2017 No.8750568
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>>8748075
I do this shit too. Occasionally they'll add something that make with similar items. There was this one lady that told me about how she made home-made ravioli with prosciutto stuff inside them and I later tried it and found that they were amazing.

> Cashier has a rude customer right before you reach her.
> After the rude person leaves you lead in with how much of a dick that customer was.
> They genuinely thank you for trying to make them feel better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:35:50 2017 No.8750570 >>8750548 I thought he meant he was a little porker child eating ice cream every day. When he asked if he wants the usual he realized how sad he was. At least that's how I read it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:42:55 2017 No.8750581 >>8750543 >>8750570 For kids to know about ice cream trucks, they gotta be outside. outside is activity. you can have a dang popsicle a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:46:23 2017 No.8750584 >>8750581 There are fat kids outside all the time, laying off the daily ice cream might help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:46:55 2017 No.8750585 >>8749351 Consoles are pretty cheap now that I think of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:47:58 2017 No.8750588 >>8750513 My grandma uses baskets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:48:45 2017 No.8750592 >>8750584 Why you watching kids all the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:49:57 2017 No.8750594 >>8750592 The 200 pound ones are hard to miss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:51:04 2017 No.8750598 >>8748131 I do this with about 4 different places and they all still recognize me. There are places where I used to be a regular years ago, and on the are chance I stop by, they still recognize me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:52:29 2017 No.8750604 File: 73 KB, 540x531, IMG_0056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8749366 >develop crush on robotic cashier

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:56:13 2017 No.8750607 File: 28 KB, 264x292, questioning_timon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8750604 swear to god this is going to happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:05:58 2017 No.8750621 >>8748279 >daikon radish > Eating those > Not just using them as a catch crop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:15:04 2017 No.8750635 >>8748185 >go to subway >girl you had a crush on in highschool serves you >pretend you didn't notice who she was >she doesn't mention it but keeps staring at you waiting for you to notice She was a huge dick in highschool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:16:23 2017 No.8750639 >>8748054 This means I'll be avoiding that store from then on

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:25:53 2017 No.8750652 File: 196 KB, 704x396, HNI_0080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >The best cashier is the one that looks absolutely dead inside >All of the friendly ones either suck at their job or are lazy as hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:06:51 2017 No.8750851 >>8749310 >>8749488 >>8748429 nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:15:05 2017 No.8750867 File: 576 KB, 978x730, 1487141874843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Walk into shop >See one of my previous classmates working the counter >Walk out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:16:27 2017 No.8750872 >Go to fish place I haven't been to in months >cute big titted black girl mentions she hadn't seen me there in a while >Go back later to flirt because I'm a dumbass >Seems like she quit doh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:18:26 2017 No.8750876 >>8748943 >Here's your check sir, $78 Oh cool, here's $79 in cash, keep the change >T-thanks

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:29:10 2017 No.8750901

>>8750320
i know you can grow it yourself if you live in Oregon, just dont sell it to anyone.

My mom has Lupus took forever to get diagnosed with it since its not just one thing that it could be, its a shitty one with vague symptoms that could be something else. I live in Houston and even with the Medical center it took years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:32:54 2017 No.8750911 >>8750867 >working fast food >See classmate walk in to make an order >hide in the back stock room until he leaves I used to be an insecure faggot in high school

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:33:55 2017 No.8750915 >>8750635 Read that as she had a huge dick in high school, then I remembered I'm not on /k/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:42:47 2017 No.8750946 File: 5 KB, 180x180, 2017-02-07-11-44-31--653892392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748279 >Fat, older Have cashier guy >What is this? >Red delicious apple >Apple, huh? I thought I was in some weird dream.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 12:55:42 2017 No.8750975
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>walk into stop n shop
>man who looks suspiciously like my father is a manager
>low key follow him around as he does inventory or whatever with a beeper gun thing
>he spots me in the soda aisle and asks if i need anything
>panic and ask where the liquor is
>forget i live in new jersey
>he explains to me like a dumbass the new jersey liquor store law thing
>thank him and leave
I'm afraid to go back to that store in case it might actually be him, but he didn't seem to recognize me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:03:03 2017 No.8750987 >>8750975 how do you not know what your father looks like

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:10:37 2017 No.8751010 >>8750987 He's Starlord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:10:48 2017 No.8751011 >>8750987 I'm not a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:15:28 2017 No.8751032 >>8750946 I had a weird dream where I had super man powers and was fighting terrorists last night

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:16:15 2017 No.8751036 >>8749440 >>8749237 Wasn't a walmart but that sounds like a pain in the ass. I figure the codes are chosen on the corporate level?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:16:35 2017 No.8751037 >>8751032 Sounds exciting, sempai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:21:47 2017 No.8751064 >>8749762 I clearly enunciate "I do not." Avoids such confusion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:36:50 2017 No.8751112 >>8748404 You posted a wojak and you visit this site, you clearly have issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:48:49 2017 No.8751165 >>8749813 Nowhere in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:50:23 2017 No.8751172 >>8750278 it's never lupus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:54:22 2017 No.8751188 >>8748395 Strippers hit on me ALLL the fucking time. I aint marrying one tho, cuz I'm pimp like that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:54:33 2017 No.8751189
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>>8748054
>qt cashier is trying to chat with you during checkout
>you're not sure if she's being flirty or if your autistic brain just interprets friendly behavior as flirting
>lose spaghetti all over the place because you're not sure how to respond
>just end up mumbling some vague replies and getting away from her as fast as possible to keep from embarrassing yourself

I don't deserve to live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:54:35 2017 No.8751190 >be a little bit chunky >buy some sweets >before starting to scan the cashier looks at me and asks "really?" and shakes her head

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:55:32 2017 No.8751194 >>8751165 every other province, bruh bc no alberta yes saskatchewan no manitoba yes ontario no quebec yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:57:37 2017 No.8751202 File: 334 KB, 511x419, metal geoffrey solid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >cashier makes you a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:59:24 2017 No.8751210 >>8751194 Alberta no. Groceey stores have ro have a seperate building for alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:00:12 2017 No.8751214 >>8748054 >cashier looks at you funny for not tipping

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:01:25 2017 No.8751219 >>8751190 >a little bit chunky Come on, buddy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:06:06 2017 No.8751232 >>8748240 I get that when I return Ramune bottles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:09:56 2017 No.8751242 >>8750915 Well if she had one i guess i dodged a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:10:32 2017 No.8751244 >>8750987 He left when I was 4 and the only photos my grandmother has of him are a mugshot, one of his wedding photos, and the yearbook from the one year of highschool he finished.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:11:06 2017 No.8751246
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>scan item
>item isn't in the system and the machine beeps
>customer replies with "IF IT DOESN'T RING UP IT'S FREE RIGHT?"
Fucking kill yourself if you've ever done this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:12:56 2017 No.8751249 >>8751202 NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:14:23 2017 No.8751253 File: 77 KB, 224x297, 1452212121660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Go to local cafe >Order a latte >You like it with almond milk, right? >Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:14:38 2017 No.8751254 >>8751246 I've got a whole collection of these shitty jokes, depending on what I'm buying. Cashiers hate me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:58:16 2017 No.8751371 >>8751246 I can agree with this rage.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:02:19 2017 No.8751387

>>8749794
>Especially the mother fuckers that do it in the middle of an aisle in front of stuff I need to buy. Those are the fucking worst. I have up to 45 minutes added to my weekly shopping because people will not fucking shut up.

Posts like this are the most human.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:16:05 2017 No.8751430
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>recently started forcibly moving other peoples' carts that were in my way
>without saying excuse me because it never fucking works or they take too long shuffling it to the side
>feel powerful
>some of them rage at me for touching their shit
>those are the best ones
>the indignation on their faces as i grab the side of their full cart and shove it against the aisle so i can get through
Were these people raised in a barn? What kind of animal just leaves shit in the middle of a busy walkway. I bet they were the kind of kids who dropped their coats and backpacks on the kitchen floor and their moms just picked them up without beating the shit out of them. Unbelievable. I highly recommend shoving other people's shit around if you have low self esteem.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:24:36 2017 No.8751457

>>8751430
I only got blocked by a trolley once and when I moved it aside the lady said "Oh sorry" and I was like "nah you're alright".

It took nothing for me to move it aside and since we were in the green grocers none of the shit was hers yet, so neither of us gave a fuck. Feels good living in an actual Anglo country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:28:57 2017 No.8751470 >>8748569 Damn anon, I would make fun of you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:31:34 2017 No.8751471 >>8750588 I have a large bag sewn by my granny entirely out of coffee packets. It's a great bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:34:06 2017 No.8751477 >>8748943 Just say I will be right back. I used to make the guest go by my time. Those other tables mean more money in my pocket then two cheap old ass fucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:37:36 2017 No.8751495 >>8748054 >going to the same store twice Are you even a fugitive anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:39:06 2017 No.8751501 >>8751471 Pics? That sounds adorable.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:39:46 2017 No.8751506
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>Would go to small Chinese place near my place.
>One day I go the same girl taking orders and working register.
>"Oh Anon, you want the kung pow chicken meal with green beans right?"
>Ask her how so knows my name.
>"That's my secret"
>Get my food
>Never go back again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:40:48 2017 No.8751509 >>8751194 No in Manitoba. Liquor is only at mlccs and beer at vendors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:50:54 2017 No.8751545 >>8751506 It's on your credit card, dipshit.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:05:47 2017 No.8751601
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>>8751506
She probably read your credit card.

>>8751246
I heard a woman say this and then get pissy when the cashier just flatly said "No.".

>go to pub on campus, stressed out before an exam
>fuck it, beer will settle the nerves
>It's not even noon but who cares
>someone sits down next to me
>"Hey anon, how are you?"
>who the fuck are you
>apparently blank stare
>"It's __!"
>do my best impression of 2B, flat and quiet responses
>the message doesn't get across
>twenty minutes go by with this fucker talking about everything and anything in his goddamn history-major brain
>I have no idea who he is
>I have no idea where I met him
>I have no idea when I met him
>I have no idea why he's so familiar with me

Why the hell does this happen? I've had people come up to me from fucking sophomore year of highschool (supposedly) and start asking how I was, I don't know who the fuck they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:08:27 2017 No.8751612 >>8750539 the fuck are you talking about? Every Wal-Mart and Smith's store has a liquor section

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:11:16 2017 No.8751623 >>8751612 Texasfag here. No supermarket here carries liquor. You can get wine and beer at a Wal-mart, grocery store, or gas station, but you can't buy liquor at those places. Only an dedicated liquor store is allowed to sell liquor here. State law.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:13:11 2017 No.8751634 >>8751612 State laws you moron

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:13:27 2017 No.8751636
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Wait, wait, wait. Liquor stores I can understand but why do people have a problem with being recognised elsewhere? I think it's kinda comfy/cute. The grocery place near me has like 5 different cashiers and (surprisingly) the 2 cutey ones greets me with a huge smile, when I've noticed that they don't do it for some others.

Is that really a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:14:24 2017 No.8751642 >>8751623 God states laws are such a retarded idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:15:40 2017 No.8751651 File: 7 KB, 284x284, 1460796315196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >McDonalds's cashier sees me at 7-11 >gives me coupons for free shit, says I'm her favorite customer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:16:34 2017 No.8751655 >>8751642 Centralization is dog shit. Go to France if you want a central gov telling you how you can breathe and determining your paternity status for ""your"" children

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:18:27 2017 No.8751664 >>8751601 >drinking before an exam >drinking before anything that requires brain activity why

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:21:01 2017 No.8751679 >>8751430 I wish I had your confidence. Although it probably wouldn't help me much. I don't want to topple and kill some old lady for getting in the way. Everyone here is fucking 60+ years old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:28:54 2017 No.8751713 File: 780 KB, 256x256, 1490599712106.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the black mcdonalds cashier remembers your credit card number

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:31:09 2017 No.8751726 >You let the cashier plow your ass and now he smiles and gives you coupons whenever you stop by.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:33:06 2017 No.8751735 >>8751664 Because I'd rather work at 90% and relaxed than 100% but barely able to otherwise function due to anxiety. I tend to triple-check my work, make a screwup the third time through and fuck myself. Alcohol helps me not do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:34:23 2017 No.8751744 >>8751735 I got fucked up once before doing an online exam. didn't end well. Hy head hurt the whole time. Also consider xanax

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:44:11 2017 No.8751782 >>8751664 >not being the barely-functioning alcoholic genius who skips every day except exams and aces them while completely hungover and on hair of the dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:44:30 2017 No.8751786 >>8751655 >Centralization is bad >Better to have 50 fifty centralized governments :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:45:28 2017 No.8751789 >>8751786 more choices senpai. its good to be able to escape gommunist shitholes like cali

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:48:23 2017 No.8751803 >>8751789 >Like the eighth largest economy in the world by itself >Shithole

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:53:11 2017 No.8751831 >>8751623 >No supermarket here carries liquor. LAND OF THE FREE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:53:35 2017 No.8751832 >>8751803 Everyone shits anon, just because you have money doesn't mean I have to enjoy your shit. Cali is a shithole to some people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:55:44 2017 No.8751838 >>8751803 >least free, faggiest, most niggerfied state in the US >not a shithole

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:56:04 2017 No.8751840

>>8751831
To be fair, I'm a Texas alkie, went to Louisiana figuring it would be liver heaven, but the constant availability of liquor really fucked up the selection. Now the shutting down at 9, closed on Sundays and beer sales before noon laws are total bullshit.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:58:02 2017 No.8751845

>>8751803
>by itself
>I have such a pathetic understanding of macroeconomics that I think interstate commerce and merely having 2/3rd of the west coastline make the economy powerful
Califags are delusional as shit.
You know what would happen if you weren't tied into the US economy? You'd drop from "8th biggest gdp" to 120th straight away, because now all that port trade would get redirected into washington and oregon and all you'd have is movies nobody wants and oranges.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:01:31 2017 No.8751852 >>8748054 >tfw the only cashier in local supermarket is my rapist

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:04:00 2017 No.8751862

>>8751744
As a rule it's just one beer before an exam.

What I need is adderall. If I go full turbo-focus on my exams then I won't have the brain power to be anxious. Got a pill off a classmate once around finals, helped me like fuck. Things were clear, for once.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:07:48 2017 No.8751872

>>8751862
Adderall's pretty nice but they started giving me it when I was 12 and I was severely addicted by 14.
Pretty much ruined my body and life, and I don't have much left in the way of teeth either which is the worst aftereffect.
I suggest you avoid it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:10:11 2017 No.8751879 >>8751872 How much of that shit were you on, jesus christ I've been taking it for 5 years and have had literally no side effects

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:12:32 2017 No.8751885 >>8751872 Fair enough. Have some relaxing music while I go to my calc 3 class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:13:17 2017 No.8751888 >>8748429 Memphis has its problems but there are a lot of good people there. Graduated from Gtown high school in 2006. I live in SEATTLE now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:13:34 2017 No.8751889 >>8751885 Forgot the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Q3jmLaCWA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:14:42 2017 No.8751898 >>8751879 About 100mg every 3 days for 10 years. Day three was saved pill day. The rest of the week I was asleep.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:15:03 2017 No.8751899

>get the same fast food order once a week
>cashiers remember my order
>instead of being cool to me, make fun of me "ay you gonna eat that alone?" "ay why ain't you with a girl tonight haha" "why you get the same thing every time man why don't you try [blank]"

they had an older dude who worked there who was cool but he stopped working there :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:15:45 2017 No.8751903 File: 258 KB, 635x457, 1482434658366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8751898 Did it not occur to you to lower your dosage you lunatic? Jesus.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:18:57 2017 No.8751917

>>8751903
It's meth. When you give it to a child, shit like this happens. It's the easiest drug I know of to get hooked into an abuse cycle.
By year two my body was so dependent I would not have been able to stop if I wanted to.

If you think it's not doing anything to you, take tomorrow off and enjoy your day.
You literally can't.
And relax, you've obviously got too much on your mind for a calm discussion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:25:20 2017 No.8751942 >>8751888 Memphis has nothing on Branson.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:28:29 2017 No.8751953

>>8751917
It's also a prescribed drug that you should be taking controlled dosages of, not railing like a smackhead for 10 years. You did that to yourself.

>You literally can't.
I do, multiple times a week, because I use it as a medication, not a cocaine substitute, and I don't need it's benefits every single day.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:33:11 2017 No.8751969

>>8751953
And you still fail to recognize the potential addiction 4 different strains of pure, lab grade amphetamine being force fed to a 12 year old can create?

You're about as deluded as I was in that day and age.
You'll get over it and realize how ignorant you sound pretty soon my friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:35:53 2017 No.8751974 >>8751969 If it was being force-fed to you by someone else, but you somehow had control of the dosage enough to indulge your addiction when you weren't supposed to be taking it? Shit doesn't add up m8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:37:17 2017 No.8751977 >>8751969 Don't get mad at me cause you have such pathetic willpower that you abused medications for 10 straight years

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:41:58 2017 No.8751991

>>8748603
Reminds me of this nice chinese buffet I was a regular at. It was just a nice chinese old man and his wife making good food. He always gave me extra food, the moment I stepped in he walked over to give me a pat on the back and call me "friend" with the thickest accent you can imagine. If what I wanted to eat wasn't ready he would run to the kitchen screaming at his wife and come out moments later with the dish I asked for.

>tfw they closed months ago and I get sad about it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:42:56 2017 No.8751994 >>8751974 >>8751977 Welcome to /ck/. Here's your response. Go away now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:43:22 2017 No.8751996 >>8751899 wondering why you didnt run that kid over with your car

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:46:37 2017 No.8752002 >>8751994 m8 your addiction has nothing at all to do with /ck/. Go blog somewhere else if you don't want to get caught in self-serving lies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:47:57 2017 No.8752007 >>8751994 >shit, they caught me roleplaying >uh..uh...call them newfriends! >hahaha sure showed them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:52:38 2017 No.8752021 >>8752002 >>8752007 Welcome to /ck/, here is your second response. Thanks for visiting and harassing the users, have a nice day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:53:58 2017 No.8752027 >>8752021 >wah 4chan isn't normally this mean to me! It's a bit early for summer, friend. Are you sure you belong here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:55:09 2017 No.8752031 >>8748396 I know your poor and I really don't give a fuck, it's why we have a coin counter. Now if it's in excess of 20 bucks you can still go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:58:30 2017 No.8752041 >>8752027 Welcome again, friend, to the McChicken forum, we hope you enjoy your stay and please wait in line for the next available poster to respond to you!

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:02:28 2017 No.8752056

>>8748185
>go to pho noodle place
>hot young Asian waitress asks my order
>thought I would look cool if I ordered a lot of items as if I was a competitive eater
>got 2 large bowls, and 2 spring rolls
>finish it and struggle to walk up to pay
>get back to table and tip
>didn't even care if I saw her again had to get the fuck out of there
>rush home and get to toilet because my stomach couldn't hold it anymore
>vomit my lunch
>go to McDonald's

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:06:15 2017 No.8752066 >>8752041 This level of butthurt is off the charts! You might need to vent some of it off in a more hugbox friendly space, I suggest tumblr.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:26:01 2017 No.8752124

>>8750319
>Go to liquour store with gf usually at least once a week
>Chinese owner notices me coming in alone and asks me if that girl is my wife or girlfriend

It was pretty sweet. I go in every week or every other week and me and my gf split a liter of gin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:29:54 2017 No.8752153 >>8750946 That strikes me as vaguely perverse

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:29:55 2017 No.8752154 >>8752041 do i get a free mcchicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:34:21 2017 No.8752176 >>8751506 That is exciting and sexy. Why do you not like danger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:35:06 2017 No.8752180 >>8750946 Did he wear a bandana by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:35:37 2017 No.8752182 >>8751852 >tfw the only cashier in local supermarket is my rapist I'd watch that sitcom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:36:35 2017 No.8752186 >>8751623 Welcome to our hell brother. At least h-taaawn is making weed legal. Frustrating that it wasn't Austin first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:39:21 2017 No.8752200 >>8751840 It is for this reason that New Orleans is where my bones will lay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:42:39 2017 No.8752207 >cashier says you look like some guy from a band you've never heard of

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:51:51 2017 No.8752228 >>8752207 >Hey you look just like that singer Alex Miles from Indoor Kites

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:53:10 2017 No.8752231 File: 324 KB, 574x435, 0WmWvLm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748074 tfw one bro from jr high remembered me from when he was working at jack in the box. I grew 8 inches and hat a big ass beard yet he remembered me somehow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:55:13 2017 No.8752241 >>8748185 if she is a waitress and not fat she probably gets good tips at least

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:58:16 2017 No.8752254 File: 30 KB, 500x359, 1407946502197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748735 >go to self checkout >checkout attendant is locking eyes with you the entire time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:59:21 2017 No.8752261 >>8749450 we get fired if we dont do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:00:31 2017 No.8752264 >>8749725 >buy booze with old lady cashiers and they card me everytime >the lispy fag bypasses the age check every time

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:01:08 2017 No.8752267
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>Be cashier at a store that sells liquor
>Gorgeous MILF approaches register with a bottle of wine
>"Can I see some ID please?" with a smile
>"Oh, are you serious?"
>Point to sign saying "We reserve the right to request ID if you appear to be under 25"
>"Oh my, that's so sweet of you, honey!" *blush and giggle*
>She called me honey
>mfw

I still got it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:03:58 2017 No.8752273 >>8752261 What the fuck is he even talking about "Pushing the card" ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:05:03 2017 No.8752278 File: 47 KB, 301x421, 1412551309169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752273 pushing a company credit card that saves you 5%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:05:09 2017 No.8752279 >>8752273 Credit card sales quota dummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:06:03 2017 No.8752282 >>8752278 >>8752279 You mean loyalty cards, or is this something else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:07:17 2017 No.8752284 >>8752282 no lots of stores like walmart have their own credit cards people have to shill for

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:08:27 2017 No.8752289

>>8749450
I honestly never did this, only when managers actually mentioned it.

I was actually bored one day and wrote a note that said "PLEASE SIGN UP FOR THE CARD! THEY'RE LISTENING!" and showed it to some customers while I told them about the card. Some of them lost their shit laughing, and the rest kinda just chuckled and admired the creativity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:11:08 2017 No.8752299 File: 23 KB, 552x369, 1484855371733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > I, the cashier remember you and what beer you buy and what cigarettes you smoke

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:12:20 2017 No.8752309 >>8752264 >>8752267 anyone else enjoy getting carded? it makes me feel a bit better about myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:13:33 2017 No.8752312 >>8752309 Fuck no, as a guy I consider it an insult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:15:24 2017 No.8752317 >>8752309 I'm ugly enough that I stopped getting carded when I was still underage, so my feelings on it are 'who the hell are you kidding, buddy'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:17:19 2017 No.8752324 >>8752317 FUCK i hate being ugly too, for many reasons

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:19:29 2017 No.8752328
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>>8748804
>Cop remembers you after two traffic stops because of your bumper sticker and tells you he won't be pulling you over again if he sees your cheeky bumper sticker again and tells you and your gf to have a nice night

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:24:33 2017 No.8752347

>>8751664
I actually like drinking 1-3 beers before writing. Especially if I've got writer's block. The fastest way to write a paper in college for me was to plan out my paper and type out any relevant quotes. Then have a few beers and power through the whole thing. Then proofread the next day.

Drinking is a terrible idea when trying to do math. I almost wish I would have gotten a useless English degree just so I could have drank all day every day in college

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:24:49 2017 No.8752348 File: 364 KB, 3840x2160, OK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8748054 >Waitresses remember you

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:27:37 2017 No.8752361

>at big bakery/cuban place with me pa
>person helping us is a qt latina but too much makeup but w/e
>getting a bunch of savory shit since its bomb and im cuban
>at the end once I am paying for everything, she gives me a "meat pie"
>I say thank you and just accept it.
>Think may have said it to my dad and she took that as an order, though it wasn't with everything else
>check receipt,didn't pay for it
>I am dumbfounded till my dad says that she gave it to me because I am a "young man"

Made me feel good for a little, then bad for being that arrogant and narcissistic for believing that. They probably were just going bad/had too many

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:29:16 2017 No.8752367 >>8751831 That's only some states. Especially along the bible belt. In Washington you can buy liquor at any grocery store and there is no stranger low abv limit on beer.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:29:27 2017 No.8752368

>>8748804
>cop pulls me over
>the car is a shithole, cans and bags everywhere
>officer comes to my window
>social anxiety kicks in full force
>stuttering like mad, knuckles white etc
>he probably thought I was on drugs
>kept asking why I was nervous
>"can I search the car"
>"i'de rather you didnt sir"
>"we dont have the dogs at this time so I'm gonna have to let you go"
I really hope I don't see that same guy again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:00 2017 No.8752387 >>8751254 Spill em.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:02 2017 No.8752388

>work fast food
>fuck you it's money and it's not in the U.S
>working the drive-through
>busy evening with a lot of families making retarded orders
>suddenly hear the beep in the headset
>they drove on through to the window
>with still a lot of other people pilling up behind
>they arrive
>it's a big fucking van full of gypsies
>they order fucking everything
>they act surprised when everything isn't done in 5 minutes

One day I'm just going to dip my head in the fryer

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:33:16 2017 No.8752389 File: 8 KB, 250x250, 1483292327634s12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752368 >fuckin asks to search the car Probably smelled like weed you damn moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:34:01 2017 No.8752393 >>8752389 I dont smoke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:35:22 2017 No.8752398 File: 29 KB, 480x458, 1487617576989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752393 Well shit that's odd, if you're acting nervous like that I would think he would breathalyze you before asking to search

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:37:01 2017 No.8752404 >>8752398 I wasnt driving funny but I supposedly blew a red light. I rolled a courtesy right turn, not sure if that's illegal. also didnt have license and my piece of shit glovebox busted and wouldnt open so I couldnt show proof of insurance

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:38:54 2017 No.8752412 >>8751888 >the Germantown Kid judges Memphis. Yeah, good luck with that. Priveleged life does not equal memphis reality, fuckstain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:42:01 2017 No.8752429 >>8752404 >I rolled a courtesy right turn, not sure if that's illegal. Should probably check your local transit law then

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:43:41 2017 No.8752435

>>8752347
Brings blood to the brain, moderate drinking been shown to be preventative of dementia and spur creativity

http://www.webmd.com/alzheimers/news/20110302/alcohol-may-help-prevent-dementia

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/choke/201204/alcohol-benefits-the-creative-process

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:52:55 2017 No.8752479 >>8752435 >webmd >psychologytoday first one's mostly unreliable, second one is a bit shaky

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:57:44 2017 No.8752493 >>8752435 psychologytoday article does not source an actual study. According to what was given it was a 30 person convenience sample study, but it didnt give any real results.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:02:40 2017 No.8752514

>>8752435
I remember reading that it seems to have a positive effect on creativity but I notice the largest impact on my vocabulary. It could just be my particular brain chemistry because I've had a pretty large vocabulary since I was a child.

Nonetheless, it was useful in college for certain assignments. I also knew people who like to drink before writing code but I never tried that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:04:46 2017 No.8752520 >>8752514 >I've had a pretty large vocabulary since I was a child. Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:07:11 2017 No.8752539 File: 22 KB, 320x240, frankenstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752207 >Cashier says you look like her dead nephew and tears up asking to just look at you for a moment more Fuck that awkward shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:08:20 2017 No.8752546 >>8752180 No, but he had this strangely perfectly square salt and pepper goatee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:09:23 2017 No.8752551 >>8752312 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:10:36 2017 No.8752556 >>8752551 It's like calling you a baby. It implies that you look as though you have not sufficiently physically matured.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:10:47 2017 No.8752557 >>8752539 what the fuck man

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:12:48 2017 No.8752566

>>8752520
Perhaps. I was stubborn and didn't want to read as a child but I hit third grade and found a series I like. Over the next six months I developed a college level vocabulary by reading almost constantly.

Let me tell you, a college level vocabulary doesn't do you any favors in middle school.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:27:07 2017 No.8752637

>>8751664
A bit of alcohol can actually stimulate creativity and help you get the thoughts rolling. Also briefly lowers anxiety/calms nerves without really affecting your memory.

Too much and you'll obviously loose too many inhibitions, forget/be wrong about shit and ramble. But nobody's talking about getting drunk before an exam, just a beer.

I've taken quite a few exams after having a beer or been hungover drunk/hair of the dog-situation & typically finished in a timely manner and scored high marks. I've even done very well on an oral exam and successfully interviewed for a job after having ~1 drink (small-ish glass of Chardonnay) before each. Puts me in a place where I'm confident enough to use more of my vocabulary, but cognizant enough to do so lucidly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:27:23 2017 No.8752640 >>8752566 I read some of my science textbooks out of curiosity, and my teachers all thought I was smart I then expanded my vocabulary in an effort to become as well-read as possible. And iktfb

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:28:54 2017 No.8752646 >>8752637 This

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:54:49 2017 No.8752749

>>8752637
I've some pro-alcoholism theories claiming that one of the first inhibitions you lose is the brains' own 'seen it already don't care' filter that compartmentalizes and compresses information and that part of the addiction is your brain going "HOLY CRAP I SEE -EVERYTHING- do it again!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:18:23 2017 No.8752844 >keep going to this one cafe so I can admire the qt waitresses that I don't have a chance in hell with how did my life come to this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:23:04 2017 No.8752852 File: 1011 KB, 2202x1000, maid-cafe-cute-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8752844 Try a maid cafe some time, they get paid to hit on you Heck, try a tsundere maid cafe, they get paid to bully you like the nerd you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:25:10 2017 No.8752857 >>8752852 >tfw there's actually one in my city FUcking hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:31:39 2017 No.8752881 >>8752857 Tommy Lee Jones did it, so can you~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yMkBttqo0

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:43:41 2017 No.8753554

>Recognise regulars and build professional relationships with them
>Do occassional favours relating to your work like comping certain things or giving them certain items off-the-record
>When something comes up in your life that happens to be a regular's area of expertise, they'll help you out

I've had an electrician who totally rewired my house, an IT Tech with ties to a local PC-Hardware supplier get me a buncha shit on the cheap, and a gasman to replace my boiler with a more efficient one at half the cost.

I suppose this is different though since I tend bar, cashiers are a weird realm where you're kind of expected to just make small talk about the weather and say "have a lovely day."

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:09:40 2017 No.8753625
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>be cashier
>woman in her 30's/40's holds my line up for over 15 minutes telling me about the time she killed herself to retrieve her dead parrot
>completely ignores and talks over my requests for her to move as if i'm not there
>call manager
>manager apologizes to my line and opens register behind me to take my customers
>she keeps going
>manager tells me to close and go on break
>she's still talking as i leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:56:05 2017 No.8753744 >>8751430 My mom always just leaves her cart n the middle of the isle, and it infuriates me to no end

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:56:10 2017 No.8754006 >>8752852 >tsundere maid cafe, they get paid to bully you well, there go my sides, but i guess there's still enough people who are damaged enough to like that

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