al/ck

[Anonymous No.8739578]

ITT: things you regret while drinking

[Anonymous No.8739581]

Vomiting.

[Anonymous No.8739605]

>>8739581
yes. ugh, one time I vomited and then slipped and fell on my own vomit. I had multiple beers for the first time. I didn't drink beer for a long time after that.

[Anonymous No.8739618]

texting exes

[Anonymous No.8739637]

>>8739618

100% this. I've even sent flirty emails to girls I had crushes on in 5th grade (currently in my 30's, btw).

[Anonymous No.8739638]

>>8739578
>>8739578

putting my stepfather in the hospital after drinking three of the old school 4lokos.

wait, i don't regret that.

[Anonymous No.8739642]

>>8739618
Considering doing this desu. There's stuff I want to say before I never see her again and I'm a few shots in.

[Anonymous No.8739647]

>>8739578
socializing in general

i hate myself

[Anonymous No.8739653]

>>8739637
Yikes, dude. That's real bad.

[Anonymous No.8739687]

this is not so bad but...
>go to campfire to hang out
>start drinking orange juice and vodka
>hmm seemingly having fun
>start to feel tired and dizzy
>embarrassingly drunk and can barley walk
>feeling embarrassed because someone had to walk me home
I remember everything of that night and will never drink heavily around people again.

[Anonymous No.8739789]

>>8739581
One of my many non-talents is that I can puke on command. A few years ago, I was cooking at Ruby Tuesday and, as per usual, perpetually drunk. I despised myself for how my life had gone but was all too glad to take it out on others. As a result, Iwas always looking for the next awful thing to make me happier for a second.

One busy night, an argument in the kitchen with the GM finally pushed me into full martyr. I pounded vodka and ate as much as I could while keeping it down. Before leaving the restaurant in the middle of my shift and blacking out, I grabbed the sweetest, most unassuming server we had and puked a geyser of booze-laced sludge all over her face. I never got my last check deposited and I never went back to ask for it. Still feel awful for doing that to the innocent server to this day.

[Anonymous No.8739805]

>>8739578
Talking

My mouth opens before my brain has a chance to think things through, and usually I'm so drunk I completely forget any trace of what I said so I wake up the next morning wondering why nobody is talking to me.

[Anonymous No.8739818]

>>8739789
ruby Tuesday nearest to my place shut down with many others to follow. maybe this is why, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.8739828]

>>8739805
normie stuff.

[Anonymous No.8739930]

>>8739578
Slept with my friend's wife except whoops no I didn't because I couldn't get it up and ended up with no sex and no friend

[Anonymous No.8739948]

>>8739789
You sound like a dick

[Anonymous No.8739981]

green text stories are welcome here too.

[Anonymous No.8739998]

>>8739581
I vomited on the city street in daylight on St Paddy's. I'm that guy.

[Anonymous No.8740005]

>>8739948
You have no idea. I was fucking scum, that's why I quit drinking. I couldn't figure out how to be a person because I was drunk all the time, and I couldn't NOT be drunk all the time. And that one puking incident is an after-school special compared to most of the other shit.

>2013
>stepdad and mom try to intervene because they are afraid drinking is eventually going to kill me
>I drunkenly try to convince them I have cancer and don't want treatment
>tried to convince my own mother that I had cancer just so I could keep drinking

[Anonymous No.8740008]

I had a tendency to steal shit when drunk, mostly not from other people; shot glasses, beer mugs, road cones, signs, both safety and decorative, I have some bowling pins.

One time I was blacked out, and apparently I went up to some guy, accused him of stealing his drink, to facilitate my stealing HIS drink. Not TOO embarrassing, my friends found it funny, but I was embarrassed when they told me.

The worst was when I stole this guy's keys. He was in the band that was playing at the bar, and they were on tour. I had to ship them back to him, I felt shitty about that.

And then a husband of a friend, a real piece of shit who I couldn't stand, I guess he knew I didn't like him. So we were all at the bar, and I was pretty drunk and he kept telling me to "be honest" and tell him how I really felt about him. I told him he was a piece of human shit, and the only reason he had a hot wife was that he kept her self esteem low, and treated her like shit, and that as soon as she was away from him for any length of time she would see that she is an 8 and that he was a 2 and he would die alone because of the way he treats people. The bartender stood there slack jawed. He acted like it didn't bother him, but we never hung out after that. And I felt bad because he took it out on his wife, he thought she had told me the things I knew, but I had found out elsewhere.

And I was right. She left that Bobby Hill looking whore mongering Alabama racist... And married a black dude. Oh man. What gold.

[Anonymous No.8740010]

>>8739789
youre still an arsehole but that is fucking glorious

[Anonymous No.8740013]

>>8740008
Oops.
I accused a guy of stealing MY drink, so then I took his. I gues I did this two or three times that night. Pretty brilliant scam, though.

[Anonymous No.8740040]

nerd raging over petty shit and trashing my own shit.

broke several moniters, tv's, pairs of headphones, and other various electronic shit. lots of holes in my drywall.

[Anonymous No.8740138]

>>8740008
you and me both, anon

sober I have a hard time even asking people politely to share things but when I'm drunk I'll straight up grab beers out of people's hands to get out of paying for drinks or try to barter for things with cigarettes

one time I walked off with an entire bottle of vodka and the bathroom lightbulb fully convinced I was protesting capitalist corruption because I didn't feel like paying four dollars per shot at some shitty co-op party

I used to bring my coffee thermos along with me on nights out, empty an entire bottle of the strongest shit I could find into it, then casually wander off into the night until I lost the damn thing last Halloween

I must have been either a seagull or a gypsy in a past life

[Anonymous No.8740143]

Not drinking enough water.

Setting a 2L bottle on the table doesn't work, I just forget it once I start drinking. And since I'm drinking cheap crap, the hangover is awful.

[Anonymous No.8740173]

>>8740138
This made me lol, the whole capitalism thing. I was at a hotel in Venice Italy with a friend of mine, and I was drunk. I noticed when I went to the bathroom at the lobby that they had a little bar that was closed, but it wasn't behind lock and key or anything. I stole a bottle of wine and my friend flipped her absolute shit, talking about how we would be sent to an Italian prison for 20 years.

I told her I would put it back, but I DIDNT!! and it was some of the best wine I have ever had.

[Anonymous No.8740463]

>>8740005
Hey I was pretty much the same way so can't really judge you. The compulsive lying and everything. Quit benzos/weed and moderated my booze consumption quite a bit over the past few years so now I can fully regret all the stupid spiteful shit I did to other people....pretty much just pure envious malice. They felt happier than me and they were sober...for some reason that would just piss me off.

[Anonymous No.8741437]

>>8739578
>ITT: things you regret while drinking
making a fool of myself in front of acquaintances

every fucking time

[Anonymous No.8741441]

>>8739581
Vomiting on carpet.
I don't own a vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.8741477]

>>8739578
Once while day drinking I texted my grandmother... it all went downhill from there...

[Anonymous No.8741480]

having sex with people i would never want to have sex with while sober :(

[Anonymous No.8741483]

my entire life

i'm 24 with no work experience, i dropped out of univ, i have no future

im basically waiting until my parents die before i kms probably

don't know what to do, feels like its too late for me, its been so long i don't remember stuff from high school, i realized recently i don't even know how add up fractions

[Anonymous No.8741496]

>>8741477
I can see it now...
>Anon:Hey babe, you want some fuck?

[Anonymous No.8741497]

i got fucking lost last night going home on my skateboard and crashed and scraped my face

[Anonymous No.8741506]

>>8741496
No, I talked to her about Harry Potter, then she asked me to help her fix her computer and my drunk brain thought she was wanting me to set up a tribute website about my grandpa who had died just a couple weeks prior..

[Anonymous No.8741510]

>>8739642
I didn't, am glad I didn't.

[Anonymous No.8741511]

>Friend had a family part for his birthday
>I was invited
>Feel awkward being surrounded by his grandparents/uncles/aunts/cousins/parents
>Start crushing cans
>Hit up the rum
>Called his parents by wrong names the entire night
>Fell and pulled his shower off the wall
>Held onto the bathroom door for stability
>Pulled that off it's hinges
>Got chewing gum in my hair off the floor
>Got a knife and cut a bald spot in the back of my hair to remove the gum
>Starting saying to his family that i would suck a dick for a bag of weed
>In front of his very christian Nan
>Was kicked out
>Party started at 8
>I was kicked out by 11

[Anonymous No.8741512]

>>8739578

>while drinking?

NOTHING

>after drinking?

EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.8741556]

>>8739578
I was stupid drunk one night and went to my friend's dorm room and talked about how hot her roommate was. But in reality I thought she was more attractive. I just wanted those titties...

[Anonymous No.8741562]

>>8741556
You were in her dorm alone? And you couldn't hit that?

[Anonymous No.8741576]

>>8741562
I wasn't alone, one of my friends was there.

[Anonymous No.8741656]

>>8741510
Couple years ago in college I fell off my skateboard drunk on my way to my "lady-friend's" apt and broke my goddamn collar bone.

Sucked because we had just recently started fucking and a boner isn't happening with a freshly cracked clavicle...

[Anonymous No.8741661]

>>8741656
Was meant for:
>>8741497

Jesus. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.8741697]

32 uear old here. Staying at a resort recently got a blowjob from a highschool girl for a bunch of xanax and vodka. Dont really regret it, but its a recipe for disaster and Im still nervous.

[Anonymous No.8741708]

>>8741697
So you got a david blowie from a high school whore. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.8741864]

>>8741697
How embarrassing

[Anonymous No.8741872]

>>8739653

Yeah... I tend to forget that everyone else my age is probably married with kids at this point.

[Anonymous No.8741912]

>>8739637
>>8741872
I'm paranoid as fuck about being this guy, so I stay off facebook and as soon as something like that crosses my mind, I just drink more until I pass out

[Anonymous No.8741934]

Grandmas 70 birthday, having a uge party. Me being about 15. Had a bunch to drink while hanging out with cousins.
Feeling sick, stumble around. The goodlooking auntie tries to comfort me, I vommit all over her nice dress.she didnt even get mad. I love her to this day.

[Anonymous No.8741962]

If I am royally fucked, it's probably a shorter list to ask me the things I don't regret.
>tfw almost 30 and still ignorant towards my limit

[Anonymous No.8741969]

>>8739578
Being alive

[Anonymous No.8742093]

>>8739578
Guinness Pasta Sauce thickened with a lard and wholemeal roux, sweetened and served as a dipping sauce for corndogs

[Anonymous No.8742100]

Sucking dick for money.

Anyone else depressed atm?
I'm feeling very sad right now.
And sick

[Anonymous No.8742160]

Me and another cunt were at a cocaine party at some cunts house, and we were all drunk at about 3 in the morning, so we decided to take the cunts whose house it was van for a spin.

We managed to drive about 4 feet before hitting something, then when we reversed back, we crashed into his fencepost and into his garden.

We had to tidy the house up sharpish, cos the rozzers were on their way round and there was drugs and stuff lying everywhere.

[Anonymous No.8742166]

>>8742100
>And sick

That's just the stomach AIDS, don't worry

[Anonymous No.8742169]

>>8742160
Australia: The Shitpost

[Anonymous No.8742203]

>>8742160
She'll be right mate

[Anonymous No.8742524]

>>8739578
> That last drink
> Standing up
> Trying to drink water to sober up a little (never the fuck again)
> Not drinking while standing up (Stand up, everything goes wobbly, fall over)
> Pitching my tent on a slope
> Trying to walk anywhere
> Mixing my own drinks

Last time I was at a festival, I was drinking rum and cider for most of the evening, after a day in the sun listening to metal so loud it was shaking the ground. Then I had a super bright idea after a few of those; I had about the same proportion of rum left in the bottle that I'd been mixing into cups to drink cider with. So why not just mix up a BIG drink for the rest of the night?
Did so. A few more slugs of that, and wandering off to find food and entertainment and bother random drunk people was a great idea. Found pizza to soak up the booze, ate a fairly big one all to myself because I'm a hungry drunk. Then found amusement for a few hours. That's kinda blurry, not sure what I did. When that finished, I staggered back to my campsite to find people still up, so I drank some more with them and shot the shit for a while. Then I had to be helped back to my tent so I wouldn't trip over anything and fall into anyone else's. Slept like a fucking baby.
Next morning, I had a massive hangover, woke up early due to it. Basically chugged a 500ml bottle of water, followed it with a greasy sausage baguette, everything was okay again.

>>8741576
Dude, threesome!

[Anonymous No.8742552]

>>8739578
Using remote communication like emails and texts. Biggest one probably. I'm fine when I get drunk and talk to people in person though.

[Anonymous No.8742583]

>>8741511
damn nigga i been there...

[Anonymous No.8742600]

The other day I was about to get some drunk head but the second I leaned back I started puking. She was not happy and neither was I.

[Anonymous No.8742653]

>>8739578
Tried, with completely unironic seriousness, to get my dad into pic related

[Anonymous No.8742676]

I was getting frustrated with my printer, and I stomped on it, not knowing that the clear part where you things to scan them is glass and not plastic. It sliced my foot all to fuck, but luckily no big shards got stuck in me. I was bleeding really heavily and eventually got worried and rode my bike to the ER.

They stitched me up and discharged me with a scrip for 10 percocet, which I promptly went to Walgreens to fill, and then took all of them. Didn't do a whole lot because I already had a high opiate tolerance, but I'm sure my liver wasn't happy.

[Anonymous No.8743048]

My tinnitus I got one New Years eve when firing off a gun way too close to my ear, it's been ten years with that fucking noise in my ears now. Also while working out today I once again got reminded of what a giant health risk I was for myself back when I was still drinking, I got major wrist pain because I broke my left wrist twice while falling down drunk in winters on icy streets, my right wrist once.

Not to mention I also managed to crack my tailbone slipping blind drunk on the subway stairs, was in pain for half a year.

[Anonymous No.8743251]

>>8742653
I hope it worked anon, unironically a great album. For some reason I feel like throwing up when I listen to it.

[Anonymous No.8744548]

went drink for drink with the alcoholic at work on an empty stomach, threw up on a crowded subway train and then passed out on my overground train for four hours as it went back and forth on the line

I was lucky to wake up with my personal possessions, it scared me into giving up drinking outside my own house

[Anonymous No.8744571]

>>8743251
It truly is a masterpiece, I just didn't really expect to have to buy so many pairs of boxers after getting into it.
But we should all rejoice that the brown note has finally been found and put on tape.
10/10 Masterpiece

[Anonymous No.8744575]

went to the bar with a coworker last week, drank too much, didnt open a tab, said id pay cash, then walked out without paying. didnt give a fuck at the time but the next day i felt bad so i went back and paid for my drinks like an asshole

this girl ive been hooking up with texted me that night saying she was right around my place but i was at the bar so i missed out on some pussy

what a dummy i am

[Anonymous No.8744587]

>>8744571
I make convincing cassette bootlegs and sell them for ten bucks each at local music bars, hipsters will cough up for literally anything if it's on tape

[Anonymous No.8744588]

>>8739578
Texting people, getting into fights with friends, family, unknown people, etc. I had unprotected sex with a woman once. A year later i found out she was preggo and engaged, so i missed that bullet luckily.

I've concluded that i cannot drink anymore. When i was younger everything was so much better, all love. As the years went by and my life became more miserable, i became oversensitive and alcohol fucks me up now.

Now i just drink at home alone. Its so much better.

[Anonymous No.8744605]

>>8741483
I'm 25 never had a job. I am constantly tormented by the idea of my parents dying, but I know it's inevitable. They have the most fucked up habits. Nevertheless I'm determined to graduate, get a job, buy a pound of cocaine and ruin my life

[Anonymous No.8744637]

>>8739578
Go on an autistic rant to my friends over discord talking about how much better the blacks and society would be as a whole if the philosophy of Booker T. Washington had been the one that won over the marxist W. E. B. Du Bois

[Anonymous No.8744643]

>>8739578
I stalk my old high school girlfriend on social media. Thank goodness I've never sent her a message.

[Anonymous No.8744659]

>>8741962
>tfw u know ur limit
>tfw you toe it every time you drink
>tfw you drink specifically to hit whatever chemical balance eliminates your anxiety and try to maintain that exact balance through the rest of the night
>tfw you're just prolonging your absence from salvation
>but not the AA kind of salvation, just from being stricken with anxiety regarding everything

[Anonymous No.8744666]

>tfw just finished your booze, about the time you *should* go to bed but don't

I still have a glass worth of wine left that was emergency reserve. I think I'm going to kill that before bed.

[Anonymous No.8744696]

>>8744666
excellent trips

wish i had an emergency reserve

[Anonymous No.8744706]

>>8744696
I always have a little wine in reserve. I find the wine that has the highest mark-down for the week's sale at my grocery store that is in the style I need for cooking. I buy it, cook with it, then tuck the rest away for nights I'm out of booze.

[Anonymous No.8744719]

>>8744659
One of my superpowers back in my wild days was that I always knew exactly when to go home. I only ever blacked out in the cab, or on the walk home, and I only ever puked at home.
Felt gud mang

[Anonymous No.8744738]

>>8744706
I do the same thing, except with cheap bottles of vodka. And I drink it during the day and after everyone goes to sleep.

[Anonymous No.8744759]

Happened a week ago. I blacked out. Called all my friends Jewish friends kikes and niggers. Called my wife and said I need help. She came, I sped off. Followed me to in n out, where I proceeded to order and eat food. Mind u I have no recollection of any of this. Drove down a two way highway going over the line many times. Wife behind me honked when I drifted into oncoming lane. This happened several times. Drove on sidewalks and went off roading. Stopped several times in the middle of the street, cars honking. In the 4 runner v-8 2003 I bought 2 days prior. Her and my daughter are my angels. They prayed. I have a second chance at life. But I don't think I should.

[Anonymous No.8744830]

>>8744759
Get some help man
Everyone deserves a second chance and if not for yourself at least for your daughters sake

[Anonymous No.8744837]

>>8739578

Calling one of my female friends a whore (several times) because she flirted and danced with other men in front of her boyfriend and my best friend.

[Anonymous No.8744848]

>>8739578
I have some terrible lemon vodka I won in a basket, it's called svedka citron. It's disgusting to drink straight. Would it be good for gummy bears? Or would the horrible taste persist? Was thinking maybe the taste could be dampened at least with the gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.8744911]

>>8740013
Reminds me of that Mindtrap riddle where the one guy puts a bowl over the other guys double scotch and bets him a dollar he can drink it without lifting the bowl.

[Anonymous No.8744919]

>>8741934
If you get mad when your 15 year old nephew/younger cousin/grandchild does something like that, you're pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.8744923]

>>8744659
>maintain that exact balance
The worst shit is when you fuck it up
>drink a fair amount
>wait a few minutes for the buzz to come in
>by the time I realize it's not enough it's too late to fix it
>just have to try again

[Anonymous No.8744933]

>>8744759
Fuck bro it sounds like theyre giving you a second chance. Dont fuck it up

[Anonymous No.8744932]

>>8742676
>sliced my foot all to fuck
>rode my bike
You sound like my grandfather.

[Anonymous No.8744940]

>>8744848
Sounds like you could mix it with Fanta. Maybe lemon Fanta.

[Anonymous No.8744956]

>>8744923
>drink a fair amount
>get the buzz
>gf gets the buzz
>realise you got the buzz and it's all good
>just keep going

just learn what concentration leads to you getting the buzz, you lose a day or two of being drunk but you gain a day or two of bliss

t. not quite alcoholic but far-gone-enough that you know what differentiates it and you know that a pair of days off is worth 3 days drunk

[Anonymous No.8744958]

>>8744911
I MUST KNOW THE ANSWER.

[Anonymous No.8744966]

>>8744958
He lifts the bowl, drinks the double scotch, and gives the guy a dollar.

[Anonymous No.8744968]

>>8739578
>stupid drunk while underage at 16
>me and my buddies at my dad's farm
>always gets munchies when shit face drunk so had a brilliant idea to go to local cubs at 11 pm
>literally drunk as a skunk
>buys meat and goodies to cook
>drives back, 45 mph goes to 55 mph past city streets, perfect cop spot
>1 car in front of me
>I speed up prematurely, forcing car to speed up before the 55 mph mark
>cop shines his light I proceed to pull over but the cop was after that first car
>Thank God

[Anonymous No.8744999]

>>8744966
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm an idiot.
But next time I see someone order a good scotch or bourbon neat, I will give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.8745042]

>>8739618
/thread

[Anonymous No.8745049]

>>8744837
Well she is

[G8rH8r No.8745091]

about a month ago I got a 1&1/2 inch long jagged cut right above my eyebrow. Didn't even know it happened until somebody at work asked me about it. I just said it was a cat. All I remember is drinking a pint of taaka and going to sleep like normal but when I woke up there was soda spilled, like more than one, all over my room. But no evidence of cups or cans.
The cut formed a scar and it's still there a month later so I guess I'm just a Bond villain for a while.

Another one I've posted before but just a quick summary I projectile vomited all over my bathroom and drunk as hell cleaned it up with paper towels and "flushed" them, continued drinking and noticed the toilet overflowing so I ran back in there and slipped in the vomit water cracked a couple ribs on the toilet and bounced my head of the ground. I just laid there for a while contemplating life in a puddle of vomit toilet water

[Anonymous No.8745138]

>>8745091
taaka is cheap grain vodka lol what did you expect from it

[Anonymous No.8745147]

>>8745091
All the time. I don't even pay any attention to sudden appearance of scars any more. I have no scars that I know the origin of.

[Anonymous No.8745252]

Previous thread 404ed before I could post

>>8743791
I add to this and similar advices :

If you fuck up somewhen in your life and end up on the slippery slope doing these things, the sooner you stop the better. So don't wait until you have physical withdrawals to see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.8745257]

White rum is amazing.

[Anonymous No.8745332]

>>8744848
mix with tonic and a shitload of lemon.

[Anonymous No.8745405]

>>8739637
Me and Facebook and drink DO NOT mix.
I've fucked so much shit up messaging hot mates drunk.
I'm gonna get hammered today and will most likely have the same problem yet again...

[Anonymous No.8745413]

>>8741480
Did this once, girl still won't leave me alone like 3 years later.

[Anonymous No.8745425]

>>8741483
Literally me except I didn't even go to hs. Keep telling myself I'll kill myself this year...this year *echo*

At least we're not alone.

[Anonymous No.8745834]

>Tfw hands are shaking a little bit
>Didn't drink yesterday

[Anonymous No.8745932]

>>8741480
Shit I have done this a few times. Always been friends of friends and I have just left and cut all contact the next day. Lost a couple of friends over it.

Last time was some girl who managed to take my phone and get my number while I was sleeping, she called and text me constantly for about a week which wasn't great. Haven't done it in about a year thank fuck, I just drink on my own now. On the few occasions I am out drinking with people I take it really easy, make an excuse to go home once everyone is smashed, and then go home and drink by myself until the sun comes up

[Anonymous No.8745939]

fucked my sister

[Anonymous No.8745940]

why do adults still vomit when they drink a lot? I haven't done that since I was 16.

[Anonymous No.8745955]

>>8739618
This. And not remembering what I say after a night of drinking.

[Anonymous No.8745969]

I once fell asleep in a pool of my own vomit, and the amount of pain i felt when i woke up that morning, both physically and psychological was immense

[Anonymous No.8745973]

>>8739618
Thankfully I have never done that, but I have tried to flirt with other girls that I know when fucked up. Worst is when i send snapchats because the next day I have no idea what was in them.

I always hit on girls I know on the rare occasion I get invited out drinking with friends and we end up in a club. had to apologise a few times the day after, wish i wouldn't do that

[Anonymous No.8746046]

Just had some beers and tequila with friends at a nice bar. Do you guys have friends?

[Anonymous No.8746056]

>>8746046
how is this related to the threads topic?

[Anonymous No.8746059]

>>8746056
Alcohol

[Anonymous No.8746061]

>>8739930
Yeah, I slept with a friend's sister and couldn't get it up. Thankfully he didn't give a shit, so it was nothing more than an embarrassing experience.

[Anonymous No.8746063]

>>8746046
One but he got a girlfriend so I'm halfway considering writing him of as dead

[Anonymous No.8746065]

>>8745939
I want to know more

[Anonymous No.8746068]

>>8746059
>things you regret while drinking
>regret
nice reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.8746080]

>>8746068
It's Al/ck

[Anonymous No.8746086]

>>8746080
does it say al/ck/ general?

[Anonymous No.8746103]

If this thread is still up when I get home from work, I'll share my best drunk story. For now, I'll tell one of the lesser stories:
Had less than ten dollars in my checking account, went to CVS at 10:00 p.m. to get a twelve-pack.
Some bimbo is screaming, and she walks up to me and says, "I am NOT a jerk."
"Okay, I believe you." (I didn't)
She walks with me, sniffling and teary-eyed at first, but then she starts to perk up. She boasts that her family is connected to the mob and a bunch of other bullshit, and then pisses in an alley near CVS. At the CVS she starts talking to a bunch of hood rats and I'm a little disappointed, but not too much.
On the way back to my place she catches up with me and I say something about the guys out front at CVS, and she says they're just good friends. Whatever. Maybe I'll still get laid.
We hop over the front gate at the hovel I was living in (landlady never gave me a key for it) and walk up the rickety stairs to my shithole.
While I'm pulling my keys out to unlock the front door, she says something that makes me realize she's a hooker.
I tell her, "I don't have any money, I spent the last of it on this beer."
Lowers her price repeatedly until I convince her that I literally have NO money. She's pissed. I become pissed.
"Jesus, you're a fucking whore."
"How stupid are you, man?"
"I thought you were just a slut, not a whore."
"Fuck you."
"Well I don't have any money, so get lost."
"No."
"Here, take a couple beers and leave." Already worried that the ten remaining might not be enough, but I want her to leave.
"Give me a couple more."
"No."
"Come on."
"Here, one more." Damn, down to nine.
She mumbles a bunch of insults and curses as she walks down the stairs and climbs over the gate, almost falling. I go inside and start drinking.
Nine wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.8746127]

>>8739618
this
>get comfy
>get shmacked
>wake up the next morning feeling good
>10 new text messages from conversations i dont remember having

[Anonymous No.8746140]

>>8746086
Yes.

[Anonymous No.8746168]

posting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8746381]

>>8746103
Should have just told her no. Have a spine.

[Anonymous No.8746420]

>>8741511
>>Starting saying to his family that i would suck a dick for a bag of weed

lel

[Anonymous No.8746421]

>>8741483
you multiply each fractions numerator (upper part) by the number you need to get to the nearest common denominator (lower part)

then you add em together

there are people having it worse than you

[Anonymous No.8746452]

Last week I acted like a massive cunt at a party

I have alienated everyone I knew and I feel very distant now

Honestly the biggest regret I have had in my life

[Anonymous No.8746502]

>cheated on ex-gf, don't remember having sex at all, blacked in when she walked in
>hooked up with with another ex-gf's best friend
>threw a 40 through a brand new Mercedes' window
>Besides regularly drinking before and during work, at an office party I got massively drunk and apparently fell while walking home, ended up with a (later dropped) charge.
>all sorts of regrettable things done and said at family and other functions
>large swaths of my life are lost because I would drink to the point of blackout nearly every day

Thankfully I never get on social media when I've been drinking.

[Anonymous No.8746648]

>want to chat with people
>go on omegle
>it sucks

anybody want to chat on some IM service? no discord because they need registering now

[Anonymous No.8746750]

>>8746502
You know what, I get how you feel and understand it can cause some problems because I'm an alcohol, but a lot of that shit is ultra normie retard behavior. You have my best wishes, try to be more careful if possible.

[Anonymous No.8746852]

>Drinking and doing sudokus again

All the tunes are boring this is fuckign shit I hate this
>Tried listening ot most of the tunes I usually listen to
>Just not feeling it
>They're all shit and boring

gd fuckign dman it how am I supposed to do the sudokus now

[Anonymous No.8746855]

>>8746502

You sound like an asshole when you drink. Get your act together, man.

[Anonymous No.8746866]

>>8746852
I heard about the legendary sudoku dude, and I think I've read some of your posts, so what do you do anyway, just drinking and sudoku's?

[Anonymous No.8746880]

>>8741483

Broheim.

It isn't too late to turn things around.

It can be tough, but I guarantee you, you'll be thankful for it.

Please don't waste it all away. Enroll in the local community college, take a few courses, see what you like.

[Anonymous No.8746887]

>>8746866

I sometimes also do nonograms, but I just listen to tunes and do sudokus for the most part.
Once a week I do some uni assignment, today I had to do one of them, real fucking annoying, something to do with dynamic programming, information extraction and classification of it, by using probabilities
Real gay shit I just want to do sudokus

[Anonymous No.8746888]

>>8745425

>I didn't even go to hs

How did you NOT go to high school? I thought that was a requirement

[Anonymous No.8746892]

>>8739637

>I've even sent flirty emails to girls I had crushes on in 5th grade (currently in my 30's, btw)

Jesus Christ, man

[Anonymous No.8746903]

>>8742653

I tried the same thing, but sober. My dad rejected it as "try-hard elevator music"

I suppose not everyone can appreciate the A E S T H E T I C

[Anonymous No.8746929]

>>8739578
ever doing it to start with. I'm 32 and i'm about to kill myself. literally.I'm withdrawaling hard and fucking can't stand it.... fuck.

[Anonymous No.8746948]

>>8745973
This always happens to me. Fucken hate snap chat when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.8746952]

>>8746452
People will get over it. Just slowly start talking to them

[Anonymous No.8746961]

I regret drunk dialing people. I do it a lot.

[Anonymous No.8746976]

>>8746648
Did they change recently? I think I logged with an unregistered account about a week ago.

[Anonymous No.8747049]

I'm not even drunk yet and I'm puking up everything I drink what the fuck. Is it because I didn't eat? If I eat I'll get less drunk but I guess puking up booze won't get me drunk either. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.8747086]

>>8746961
it's called self control. I've mastered self control while drinking so I don't do stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.8747110]

>>8747086
Any exercises of self control I can do to strengthen it?

[Anonymous No.8747126]

>>8747110
well start by thinking deeply before you do anything drunk or not.

[Anonymous No.8747127]

>>8741437
This.
I drink alone now.

[Anonymous No.8747142]

>>8747110
Stay in your house. Drink alone.
Works every fucking time for me. Never got in a tiny bit of trouble and I drink til I spin every day.
Also stay away from 40%. Stick to strong beer and while away the hours smoking weed and you won't have problems like these guys.
I fall here and there but only when drinking shine.

[Anonymous No.8747146]

>>8747049
fart?

[Anonymous No.8747156]

>>8747142
yeah so I tried this and run out of liquor, got a huge dui, drive drunk all the time, etc...

[Anonymous No.8747158]

>>8747146
I don't fart anymore. I just poop. My stomach is messed up from drinking everyday. I don't even try to fart anymore or i'll shit myself.

[Anonymous No.8747168]

Crashed three cars, my granma's,, my dad's and my own. Luckily I never got a DUI.

[Anonymous No.8747172]

>>8747142
this is so true. except one thing, if you're alone drinking I thinks it's ok to have booze. just don't go on the Internet/phone/text when drunk.

[Anonymous No.8747179]

>>8747156
I'm not sure what that's like. I have epilepsy and can't drive for life. You can bitch about your DUI or license being revoked but you were the one that was retarded, I didn't have to do shit to have mine permanently revoked.
Wise up. Stay inside. Use your feet, tardo.

[Anonymous No.8747189]

>>8747172
I don't contact other people or have phone bills or people to text so I don't have shit to worry about.
How do you guys afford that shit?
I play ps1, GBA, nes, SNES and post on 4chan, it's all I've done for 12 years now.
Social media was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.8747212]

>>8747189
I watch TV for the most part. I can afford a phone because it's only 100 dollars a month and supposedly required for life. I regret buying one though, I only use it to drunk dial othjerwise it sits there unused. Because i'm too nervous to chat on text or voice without being drunk first.

[Anonymous No.8747221]

>>8747212
>I'm to nervous to chat on text or voice without being drunk first
it should be the other way around. that's where you go wrong, bud.

[Anonymous No.8747258]

>>8747049
Stop trying to get drunk and worry about not suffering hell.
Eat something, it's your pancreas telling you to stop fucking with him.

>>8747221
It's called social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.8747268]

>>8747258
>it's called social anxiety
I don't get that still. I'm a slightly shy person but I can't drink and socialize with peeps. I am more social sober.

[Anonymous No.8747295]

>>8739578
I get sleepy after drinking all day.

How do you guys deal with this?

[Anonymous No.8747299]

>>8747212
>it's only 100 dollars a month

What kind of dollars?

[Anonymous No.8747324]

>>8746452

Did the exact same things. Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.8747326]

>>8747295
well I drink to fall asleep. maybe eat a greasy meal and drink water in between drinks/ beer, whatever you drink.

[Anonymous No.8747422]

>>8747299
Canadian dollars. My mom pays for it. I add it to my rent. 500 dollars for rent with phone included.

Rent here is 1200 to live on your own though for a 1 bedroom apartment, 900 for a studio. I'll never afford living on my own. That's all my money!

[Anonymous No.8747459]

>>8747422
I only pay $200 us dollarydoos a month right now and I'm still facing homelessness for 3/4 of every year.
Bad diagnosis for you too? Some church lady dragged me to the SSA saying something about food stamps and I ended up getting some cash but the diagnosis made me unemployable and ruined my fucking life.
I only devote $100 a month to drinking but I absolutely have to because I can't get a lupus diagnosis and proper medicine. I'm going to my fourtieth doctor next week. I have to drink like a fish or everything is terrible.

[Anonymous No.8747498]

>>8746887
What sodoku app do you recommend

[Anonymous No.8747535]

>>8747498

I use web sudoku deluxe, I had to crack it to remove the trial shit, but it's really easy to do it

[Anonymous No.8747552]

>>8747535
Thanks

[Anonymous No.8747591]

>>8747535
>sudoku anon can crack shit

who the fuck is this guy

[Anonymous No.8747605]

one time i woke up in the yard hungover on sunday morning after a 3 day binge and found myself locked out of the house, which made me tard rage so hard i doo dooed in my britches from anger, then i walked to my uncles house and stole a screwdriver from his shed to break into my own house. my doo doo britches were leaking all over the place and my nasty ass was raw and chapped and sweaty from walking the two miles there and back so i cleaned my doo doo britches with the garden hose as best i could when i got home and crawled thru a window at my house with no pants on and fell as i was crawling in and hurt my arm and chest and tard raged again and slammed the door to my room real hard and broke the sheetrock behind the knob. then i conked out and woke up the next day and cleaned up all the stuff as best i could from where i had trashed the place while mom was on her vacation. and ever since then i've only drank like a bit on saturday night and never went on a multi day binge pretty cool huh.

[Anonymous No.8747611]

>>8747605
I bet it was a show for your neighborhood if you live around people.

[Anonymous No.8747669]

>when u finally figure out that drinking when ur depressed only gives you a static floor for your sadness but drinking when ur in a good mood makes u feel super good

>>8746852
what kind of music are you into sudokubro? i could link you some weird shit if you want

>>8747422
toronto?

[Anonymous No.8747681]

These threads always make me laugh but then I also get sad at how far gone some of you are

[Anonymous No.8747774]

>>8747669

Some trance, some estonian music, some dance music, sometimes rap, it's basically all over the place

>>8747498
>>8747535
Oh, I can send you the executable where the timer doesn't work for the trial version (the trial one is basically the full one)

[Anonymous No.8747780]

>>8747189
>it's all I've done for 12 years now
good fucking lord. I'd cry for you but you are already dead

[Anonymous No.8747787]

>>8747774
what do you think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UBS-yrlfU

[Anonymous No.8747811]

>>8747787

It's interesting, I do like it, but I prefer something with vocals, I forgot to add to previous list, I also really dig musicals, phantom of hte opera, jekyll and mr hyde, some more I can't remember

[Anonymous No.8747845]

>>8747459
Yeah, schizophrenia. My mom is charging too much for rent I'm not sure for how long I can stay here desu.

[Anonymous No.8747851]

I'm so wasted i can't even jack of, but i've been watching chaturbate for hours wtf its been like five days

[Anonymous No.8747862]

>>8747839

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnsa-yZ9z0g

Also wtf, I was warned for >>8747774 this post?

[Anonymous No.8747868]

>>8747851
I'm on my 6th 750 of vodka... walked to the store for the last one. this is going to kill me

[Anonymous No.8747870]

>>8747681
Wtf

[Anonymous No.8747875]

>>8747868
>>8747851
ffs i might as well talk to my self

[Anonymous No.8747930]

>>8747868

the real question is how are you not already dead

[Anonymous No.8747931]

>>8747875
Might be for the best anon.
I still love (you)

[Anonymous No.8747952]

>>8747930
seriously? i drink lots of water I guess. like puke amounts.

[Anonymous No.8747958]

>>8747931
thanks man.

[Anonymous No.8747972]

Falling down the stairs and smashing my face through a window after having a shitton of benzos and Jameson

[Anonymous No.8747992]

Trying to ride a bike uphill on gravel when someone says
>maybe you would walk it up?
>how bout you go fuck your self

This was at a church camp.

[Anonymous No.8747999]

Vomiting, driving, and not drinking water in no particular order.

[Anonymous No.8748004]

>>8747999
Check em

[Anonymous No.8748122]

>>8747972
and the award goes to .. drumroll.. (you)

[Anonymous No.8748130]

>>8748122
Thanks it's a great honour
Nice dubs btw

[Anonymous No.8748236]

>>8746103
alright there Bukowski

[Anonymous No.8748273]

>>8741511

Ah my sides.

[Anonymous No.8748287]

>>8747591
A guy who can do >>8746887
>dynamic programming, information extraction and classification of it, by using probabilities
once a week without giving much fuck.

A genius lost to alcohol. Weren't there a film or two about guys like that?

[Anonymous No.8748315]

>>8747868
You drank six 750ml bottles of vodka in one day? WTF?

[Anonymous No.8748337]

So I spent the weekend wasted at a sober retreat.... they knew but treated me okay

[Anonymous No.8748350]

>>8748315
what day is it? I dunno....I'm on the seventh now

[Anonymous No.8748354]

>>8748350
>>8748315
started monday

[Anonymous No.8748374]

Driving down a one way the wrong way and instantly getting pulled over by the police, breathilized, and taken in to the station and being put in a holding cell overnight. luckily I'm white so I didn't get a dui

[Anonymous No.8748382]

>>8748374
I got a dui in 2010... was fine.I told them "You got me" lol

[Anonymous No.8748405]

>>8739578
Drinking.

[Anonymous No.8748406]

>>8748350
A bit above a bottle a day, my regular volume when I was non-functioning. Shit wasn't pretty.
Do you intend to stop this bender anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.8748454]

>Playing Shogun 2
>Drinking beers, feeling good
>ikko ikki out of control, ally with Shogunate because diplomacy
>Got three stacks, the time is near
>decide to drink pint of E&J
>Blackout sometime after
>Wake up the next day and found it had converted my clan to Christianity
>Shogunate hates me
>all clans have declared war on me
>my fresh stacks are in tattered remnants
>no hope left

[Anonymous No.8748480]

>>8739578
Being alone :(

[Anonymous No.8748517]

>>8748287

I'm far away from a genius, and the shit I wrote wasn't that hard to implement anyway, I'm actually really stupid, if IQ tests are anything to go by (real ones, not internet ones).

[Anonymous No.8748582]

>>8748480
being alone is actually better because if ya accidentally do stupid shit, no one knows.

[Anonymous No.8748585]

After a liter of vodka in less than two hours I will vomit, but for some reason I have never blacked out or even done anything embarrassing. The worst I've done is end up drinking everything in one night.

I don't get a buzz, just increasing stages of cognitive lag.

[Anonymous No.8748700]

>>8748406
I'm trying...

[Anonymous No.8748732]

>>8747681

Same. I'm still chuckling at the guy who told his girlfriends family he'did suckered dick for. Bag of weed

[Anonymous No.8749006]

>>8748732
I liked the guy who told on FB to all the pretty girls in his class he wanted to spank them.

[Anonymous No.8749017]

>>8748700
For how long have you stopped last time? How long are your benders usually?

[Anonymous No.8749476]

>>8749017
I had 8 months the last time

[Anonymous No.8749627]

>>8747774
>>8747774
>>8747787
>>8747811
Why was post delet

[Anonymous No.8749635]

>>8749627
I deleted my posts, personal stuff

[Anonymous No.8749638]

>>8740138
fuck that hit close to home. I've gone to parties with kegs before (typically have to pay $5 to buy into the keg but I'd rather put my $5 for a pack of LnM red 100's) & walked around, picking up half drank solo cups that drunk college kids have sat down & forgotten, and gotten drunk solely off that.

[Anonymous No.8749673]

>>8749635
did ya post the stories drunk is why ya spilled out some personal stuff?

[Anonymous No.8749674]

This one time i only had 53 cents and i got a picy chili ramen and a pork ramen. I had been thinking about ribs all day so i accidentally put bbq sauce on it.

Literally the biggest mistake I've ever made.

[Anonymous No.8749678]

>>8748585
Bullshit. I got this cherry pie moonshine that i put red starbursts in because red is objectively the best flavor of starburst fuck pink starbursts that will get you so totally fucked and its only 38. Persent alc,

[Anonymous No.8749687]

>>8749678
fuuuuck Im now part of the alcoholic crew at work

[Anonymous No.8749689]

>>8749687
>>8749678
also fuck you im drunk and I forgot to not post to you

[Anonymous No.8749691]

>>8739578
Takeing a shit on a tree, puking, and passing out for a bit, all while my friend babysat me.

[Anonymous No.8749698]

>>8749678
that's not bullshit. I never blacked out drinking 40 percent vodka and also never fell while drinking. maybe (you) gets fucked up easy or other people have a higher tolorence then (you)

[Anonymous No.8749714]

>>8749635
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.8749715]

I really like tequila.

[Anonymous No.8749734]

>>8749715
that shit will generate regretful stories.

[Anonymous No.8749784]

Confessed to a friend anime style while drunk and didn't remember it, ran into her the next day in person and had a nice casual conversation until the end where she goes "By the way, blacking out isn't the best way to win someone's heart." and just leaves right then and there
immediately checked my text history and cringed for hours in place

[Anonymous No.8749787]

>>8749784
at least she spoke to you

[Anonymous No.8749935]

>>8749734
Not if you drink it with friends and don't go anywhere or use a phone

[Anonymous No.8750070]

>>8749787
Yeah, I read the sentence "By the way, blacking out isn't the best way to win someone's heart." with a cheerful tone, poking fun at you but letting it pass because she finds you cute.
Maybe I'm wrong and she scorns you, you'd be one lucky bastard if you managed to score blacked out.

[Anonymous No.8750119]

I went to a family reunion and caught up with my hot cousin I'd developed a bit of a crush on. We hadn't spoken since we were 10. Once the party was over I invited her over to my place and we got drunk and talked for a couple hours. I showed her Animal Collective and she really dug it and said she was having a great time. She said she'd wished we'd spent more time together when we were younger. I, being the unrelenting, drunken idiot that I am, took that to mean that maybe she liked me back so I put my arm around her and said something cheesy and stupid like it wasn't too late to make up for lost time. She stiffened up and lectured me a bit about boundaries and whatnot. I tried to play it off as platonic affection but she was freaked and she went to the guest room and didn't say another word to me until she left in the morning. It was immensely awkward and I pray she didn't tell my aunt or my mother about the encounter.

Also, once I puked on my favorite jacket. Ended up throwing it out because the smell wouldn't leave it.

[Anonymous No.8750128]

>>8750119
you should've just put a new smell on it
like cook some really good curry and rub it all over your jacket

[Anonymous No.8750525]

Im shaking like fuck it's leaving las vegas over here fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.8750529]

>>8750525
still watching chaturbate though. kek

[Anonymous No.8750545]

took acid and no longer have any drive to drink
this is pretty great but I have to go to a social gathering on friday where there is alcohol and I'm pretty sure its all going to fall apart there

[Anonymous No.8750552]

since i'm drinking now, i decide to make a dip I may regret later.

1 can reduced cream
1/2 packet of cream of chicken soup mix
1/2 onion finely minced or grated
1 large (or 2 small) garlic cloves minced or grated
1 TBS vinegar
1x vege stock cube 1x beef stock cube, dissolve in a cup in 1 inch of boiling water, stir until liquid, add a splash while stirring at a time until it gets slightly salty.


It actually tastes pretty good. glad i bought some thick cut onion chips though because i got some bright green doritos (supernova flavour) and theyre fucking awful. Thanks america.

[Anonymous No.8750597]

>>8750552
yeah well i just threw up blood fuck of

[Anonymous No.8750663]

>>8750552
>supernova flavour
how the fuck do you make a chip that tastes like an exploding star

[Anonymous No.8750696]

>>8740173
> office Xmas party in a bar
> wraps up about midnight, I'm pretty drunk but not too bad, waiting for bus home
> drunk native guy chats with me about his life and alcoholism for about 20 minutes
> get bored waiting for bus and go in and that is deserted
> drinking about 3 beers in 20 minutes
> ready to go but no sign of hipster bar guy so just walk out
> guy comes running over to the bus stop and makes me pay

Check the bill next day and it's like $50 . Hipster scumbag

[Anonymous No.8750700]

>>8741511
Probably the best party they ever had

[Anonymous No.8750762]

>>8739578
> office party in winter
> pounding free red wine by the pint
> some good memories up until about 11pm
> remember vaguely someone finding me asleep in the snow
> they call an ambulance
> ride to hospital asking me what drugs I've taken
> remember finding it funny that I was on blood pressure pills but no idea what they're called
> they release me and put me in a cab

Get home around 3 or 4 convince family I'm not drunk and go to sleep

Wake up at 7 and walk the dog

Like a zombie for the whole day at work

[Anonymous No.8750845]

>>8739578
I've gotten really drunk lately and contacted people purely just to insult them. It's pretty bad. I know that I'm only projecting my own problems but I'm going to end up with zero friends this way.

[Anonymous No.8750997]

>>8739578
Drinking some more

[Anonymous No.8750998]

when I open up a drink, take a sip, and realize it's another subbrand of bud light. Props to their marketing team for managing to hide the bud label on some of these shits.

fuck bud light

[Anonymous No.8751007]

>>8739581
I don't know, I need to vomit. I have a very weak stomach and if I don't vomit, I will feel like shit all night. Usually after vomiting, I can just keep drinking. It's easy.

[Anonymous No.8751057]

>>8739578
>Be my birthday circa 2011
>Was given a doz of bud light lime
>Drank all 12 in the space of about 2 hours
>Hit on friend's fiancee in front of him, both were cool, knowing I was destroyed
>Friends thought it was funny
>We all go to leave, bending over tying our shoes
>I bite her ass as shes bent over, get a punch in the jaw for it
>I try to explain to her guy that she has an amazing ass, and it was a compliment
>Still see then now and then and do that fake smile when you see someone you know in public but don't stop and talk to
>She still has an amazing ass

[Anonymous No.8751085]

>that awful feel of hungover at work

How the fuck do you do it

[Anonymous No.8751092]

>>8751085

get drunk at work

no don't, that's why im unemployed and in tons of debt

[Anonymous No.8751093]

>>8751085
By not working

[Anonymous No.8751099]

>Awake and drinking and doing sudokus again

[Anonymous No.8751102]

>>8751099
Ive never tried sudoku. What's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.8751103]

>>8751085
Close your office door and dick around on the computer.

[Anonymous No.8751104]

>>8751092
Its like evryone fucking knows and is being specially faggy today

>Hey anon! Having a great morning?
Then he pats me in the back and I feel like throwing up in his face both literally and figuratively

[Anonymous No.8751114]

>>8751102

It's a puzzle

[Anonymous No.8751116]

Ive gone from drinking everyday to only one day a week. Id call that modération.

However im misérable, depressed, anxious and cannot concentrate.

Those of you who stopped drinking: how the heck do you deal with that? Any tip welcome.

[Anonymous No.8751127]

>>8739578

>>Drunk at a party, when co-worker asks to see my room.
>>We go upstairs.
>>Show her my room.
>>Go back downstairs.

It took a few days for me to realize why she was avoiding me. Only regret putting off the wrong vibe, she had a really bad overbite.

[Anonymous No.8751128]

>>8751116
you're having withdrawals

if its bad go to the doc and he may give you some kinda benzo. I don't recommend it as that in itself is highly addictive

or take vitamin b12. and lots of water. I also find chicken broth to be helpful.. something with the salt

[Anonymous No.8751131]

>>8751116
Meditate and look into qi gong, ik it sounds like eastern bullshit but if youre really tired of feeling shitty it doesnt hurt to try

[Anonymous No.8751208]

jesus christ this thread reads like a chapter out of infinite jest.

join AA and get better.

[Anonymous No.8751269]

>>8751131
Have u tried qi gong yourself? If so, what are the benefits?

Found youtube vids, gonna try.

[Anonymous No.8751281]

>>8751128
I think it's PAWS

[Anonymous No.8751287]

>>8748287
>Weren't there a film or two about guys like that?

John nash?

Oh wait, that was schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.8751360]

>>8750545
Nah you are stronger than that c'mon

[Anonymous No.8751398]

>>8750545
>Go to social gathering
>Pop a LSD tab before going in
>What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.8751541]

>>8751116
>However im misérable, depressed, anxious and cannot concentrate.
The problem with stopping drinking is that you;re reminded of why you started.

[Anonymous No.8751640]

i regret drinking which makes me ashamed which leads to more drinking

its the circle of life

[Anonymous No.8751677]

>>8751541
Bullshit. Withdrawals symptoms are another beast entirely.

[Anonymous No.8751695]

>>8751085

i pounded water before i slept and woke up borderline ok
id do my required hours then go straight to pub and do my required 8 pints
then repeat
looking back now i must have stank of booze
i was still so fucking amazing at my job no one mentioned it
... to my face

[Anonymous No.8751965]

on sunday i pissed the bed, my phone was in my pocket and is now destroyed from water damage. im 22 and i've done 2 medical detoxes, during the second one i drank + benzos and was taken to the ER.

dunno what to do senpai..........

[Anonymous No.8751976]

Do hospitals carry medical alcohol to give to alcolics so they dont go into withdrawal? asking fora friend

[Anonymous No.8751997]

>>8751965
So far this year I have destroyed no fewer than four Samsung galaxy S3 phones, a £550 novatech laptop and two brand new Lenovo thinkpads, one of which was less than a day old before I spilled vodka all over it. All dead. Oh and today I dropped my only remaining device, an ifag 6s phone which I'll spend the next 2 years paying for.
I do have a 10yo desktop connected to a tv in my lounge, so that plus a wireless kb has kept me connected to the intersmurfs for the last three months... which has required me in order to access it, to sleep on my lounge floor for the whole of 2017.
>winning

[Anonymous No.8752010]

>>8741506
Kek, greentext the story please

[Anonymous No.8752012]

>>8751997
I bought a $20 phone in dec 2016 and haven't spent another dime or had another issue with it, and I drink til I spin every day.
You gotta change one thing dude, drink 6% beer instead of 40% alcohol.
I will happily destroy everything on the vodka but I never have a problem on the beer.

[Anonymous No.8752014]

>beginning to get recognised by the guy it the loqour store
>he keeps recommending me stuff if there's something new they've gotten in
>sometimes shot the shit about booze
Hey this isn't that bad
My alcoholism has gotten me an aquaintance

[Anonymous No.8752022]

Most of it is going on rants and waxing nostalgic with disproportionate amounts of passion for the old days.

>>8739637
>5th grade

Goddamn, I considered that in my mid 20s. Girl I liked ballooned up like crazy and had 3 kids.

Such a waste, but hey that's life.

[Anonymous No.8752030]

>>8752014
Heh, mine is so persistent that I'm learning his native language just from the 10 seconds it takes me to grab a bottle, tell him to keep the change and scarper.
>vanakam!
>nandree
>pakalaam!
Hello, thanks and bye, Sri Lankan style.

[Anonymous No.8752078]

>>8750545
How much did you do?
Since doing mdma a few times i have greatly reduced my alcohol intake.
I am really curious of the lsd effects on this aswell.
Down from drinking every other day to every other week.

[Anonymous No.8752082]

>>8752078
I drank almost zero when I had access to grateful dead LSD.

[Anonymous No.8752086]

>>8752012
bedwetter here, plan to buy beer today for this reason.part of my problem is that i can stomach so much alcohol and not vomit. hopefully with beer i can taper or whatever....

>>8751997
do you buy galaxy s3s for a reason? if by thinkpads ur a /g/ dude would love to hear. I've had 3 thinkpads including current but never broken one. last year i got blackout drunk tho and opened my backpack next day to my broken treasured highschool gaymen laptop, chassis snapped and screen looking like it had been punched. was smoking weed at the time and apparently i threw a bong at a wall but im pretty sure i just stumbled and knocked it

dunno how u manage to spill and drop shit lmao my coordination is always the last thing to go

good chat lads gonna jerk off then sleep hope to hear from u.....................

[Anonymous No.8752156]

>>8752086
I just think the s3 is a powerful phone for the price, and that it wouldn't matter so much if I spilled piss all over it thereby ruining it. Which I duly did, four fucking times in a row. Eventually out of desperation I decided to see whether crapple might prove to be more robust, so now I use a 6S.
Yeah i'm kinda /g/, hence my buying the ThinkPads, but even Lenovo can't compete with the endless pissing/fucking up of a Smirnoff drinking alchie. Everything I touch turns to shit.

[Anonymous No.8752170]

>>8739930
I was literally about to have sex for the first time last night. Too drunk couldn't get it up. Ah well. Maybe next time...

[Anonymous No.8752225]

>>8739578
I sit alone and listen to songs me and my ex-gf used to listen to together like 10 years ago when we were teenagers, then end up being really sad at how old I feel now and then usually run through a few suicide scenarios in my head before falling asleep

[Anonymous No.8752244]

>>8752170
Statistically, when you couldnt perform the first time, there will go another 3.2 yrs before a second try.

[Anonymous No.8752277]

>>8752225

That sounds so sweet...

[Anonymous No.8752325]

I got a hotel locked down in Zagreb

[Anonymous No.8752337]

>>8752325
how.. kek

[Anonymous No.8752352]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

This is a really good tune actually
I'm doing sudokus and this music, it fits perfectly

[Anonymous No.8752365]

>>8751976
That would be medical vodka. But they give benzodiazepines outside of soviet Russia.

>>8752156
They make water (and piss) proof phones at a reasonable price.

[Anonymous No.8752370]

>>8748454
I have a similar story
>Playing Empire
>Have a liter of rum next to me, just drinking the straight up
>Keep drinking and not realizing how much is gone
>playing as Poland and kicking every nation's ass
>Continue drinking
>black out
>wake up several hours later and drink a bit more
>realize I traded all my European provinces for a single province in India
>drink out of frustration and black out again
Such is my life

[Anonymous No.8752383]

>>8752352
Tbh when one of my friends at school was told his cancer had become terminal, he got one of the school music teachers to give him a crash course in piano and to teach him to play this one song as one final accomplishment before he died. Then at his funeral one of the songs was a recording of him playing it relatively poorly.

always hits me right in the feelerinos.

[Anonymous No.8752385]

>>8739578
Texting ex's
Texting like a wacko annoying people
Breaking shit
Trashing my kitchen
Dry heaving trying to shower for work
Smh

[Anonymous No.8752413]

>>8752337
>Go to Zagreb with church group because Croatian church group
>We're just bar hopping and chilling
>Hear some English and Norwegian tourists speaking in English
>One asks me for a light
>We have a cig and start a conversation
>Soon the rest of my group starts talking and drinking with them
>These guys are chill as fuck
>We just walk and talk with them
>Group passes by the hotel just to use bathrooms and small stuff like that
>Realize I forgot something in my room
>Try and get back into hotel
>Locked
>Next thing I know cops come
>Whatthefuck.gif
>Questioning all of us, I try and ask what the fuck happened
>Officer says there was a report of "suspicious strangers"
>These "strangers" by the way were walking and laughing along with my friends like they'd been lifelong best friends
>Dad beats the everloving shit out of me, only to apologize vigorously the next morning after actually getting the full picture of what happened
>Cops dismissed the whole thing that night after my friends explained the situation to them
>Turns out the person that called the cops was one of the moms from the church group, that not a lot of people are fond of, to say the least
>Even my admitted that she was a cunt

Came and went, really... Just sucks that I got those guys in shit that they didn't need to be in. I hope they're okay.

Also fuck that stupid old bitch that called the cops for LITERALLY NOTHING. I hope to God she got charged for misusing police services.

[Anonymous No.8752416]

>>8742100
>And sick
Nigga, you got the germ.

[Anonymous No.8752545]

>>8752352

someone is being a bit overdramatic..

[Anonymous No.8752621]

>>8744932
Your granddad sounds based.

[Anonymous No.8752899]

one time I was buzzing I ate cold food and loved it but sober I cant.

[Anonymous No.8752982]

>>8741512
This man knows.

[Anonymous No.8752987]

>>8742169
Australia in one, struth.

[Anonymous No.8753048]

>>8747930
God hates him. Just as much as that fucker hates us all. Born doomed and the like.

[Anonymous No.8753055]

>>8739578
that I still haven't killed myself yet

[Anonymous No.8753073]

>>8750663
With SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.8753091]

>>8751208
Fuck you. There's a reason that asshole killed himself. And AA is trash.

[Anonymous No.8753107]

Quitting drinking means I can still drink beer, right?

[Anonymous No.8753114]

>>8753107
I'll let ya have beer in moderation.

[Anonymous No.8753124]

>>8753073
>t. deGrasse Tyson

[Anonymous No.8753125]

>>8741511
man, I've had my fair share of struggles with alcohol, but that shit right there is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.8753129]

>>8752170
Desu next time stick to a beer and wait for the girl to get wasted

[Anonymous No.8753137]

>>8741912
Ugh, that scene is sooo cringey. Just rewatched Fargo the other night, so it's fresh in my mind.

[Anonymous No.8753197]

>get super duper drunk, drank more that night than any other
>danced and sang outside to weird 80s music screaming at people walking by like a hooligan (I remember them start walking super fast when they got near me)
>showed family anime pictures on my phone
>spend around an hour screaming at this Irish kid on my Xbox, proceed to text everyone I have been in contact with for the past two years how much I hate Irish people
>wake up in a completely soaked bed like I swam or something with a really bad hangover and a real bad bruise on my knee
I like to get crazy every once in a while but that was too much.

[Anonymous No.8753206]

>>8749734
I've done plenty of stupid things while drinking but that reminds me why I don't drink tequila. For some reason it just knocks me the fuck out. Last time I had tequila I fell asleep while having sex.

My girlfriend was not pleased, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.8754574]

wtf, the same amount is getting me really smashed all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.8754588]

>At house party of a friend
>Proceed to get obnoxiously drunk
>Lock myself in the bathroom for 5 minutes
>Throw up in the sink
>In my stupor manage to rip the sink off the wall
>Vomit spraying from the sinks pipe
>Walk out of the bathroom past the queue of people waiting
>Walk home and turn my phone off for few days

[Anonymous No.8754608]

>>8740008
>And married a black dude.
but that's worse

[Anonymous No.8754686]

anyone else feel depressed for several days after they get drunk?

[Anonymous No.8754704]

>>8754686
Yes. It's because alcohol fucks with your serotonin levels man.