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8736362 No.8736362 [Reply] [Original]

>want to go to the 24 hours open Mcdonalds
>I fear of getting mugged or sexually assault on the road

>> No.8736471

You won't get sexually assaulted. That is for normal people to worry about

>> No.8736519
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>>8736471
>You won't get sexually assaulted.
>the chance of being mugged or sexily assaulted is zero percent
>IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>TO ANYONE
>EVER
>but for me it is the McFish.

>> No.8736543

>>8736362
>on the road
that'll only happen if you let the hooker in the car.

>> No.8736567

just go out looking like a hobo

>> No.8736596

>>8736567
This. Also inject aids and cancer so they wont want you

Also

>> No.8736617

>>8736362
you should just give in to sexual assault so that you will finally lose your virginity

>> No.8736621
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8736621

this is pretty good

>> No.8736761

>>8736362
stop living in America

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>>8736621
>softserve ice cream
>in a fountain soda

>> No.8736828

>>8736362

>frogposter
>afraid of getting sexually assaulted

That would be like winning the lottery for you.