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Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:04:02 2017 No.8729971 [Reply] [Original]

He felt he deserved it since he was in Texas and travelled so far

Once or twice a month he lifted 4 pound weights a few times as a work out

He treated himself to four large chinese take away dinners piled together on a plate, with two egg rolls each night for dinner

For desert he would have cake and ice cream

Throughout the day he would consume 8 litres of soft drink

For breakfast, he would have three packets of assorted chocolates, toast with eggs and sausages

For lunch, two loafs of bread with various toppings, chocolate, fried chicken and packets of chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:05:33 2017 No.8729977 >>8729971 >not showing his legs with bedsores on them. Also what's the name of the episode with this guy? Been seeing him lately on /tv/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:06:25 2017 No.8729980 This asshole was the first person on that show that legit made me rage. Bankrupted his terminally ill dad to get the money to go to texas, then GAINS weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:11:53 2017 No.8730000 What show is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:14:27 2017 No.8730008 >>8729980 >Bankrupted his terminally ill dad Didn't his dad just suffer a stroke?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:20:26 2017 No.8730025 >>8730008 I googled it and youre right. I thought his dad was the one with congestive heart failure, turned out he's the one with the failing heart. Still a piece of shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:22:38 2017 No.8730033 MUH LEG

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:23:46 2017 No.8730037 >>8729971 I like your Reddit spacing OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:24:40 2017 No.8730040 >>8730000 Shit quality though. https://youtu.be/KZuBPvq1mCo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:29:01 2017 No.8730052 >>8730040 i watched up to the part when they lifted up his leg and revealed those nasty fucking sores on his leg. I need to go vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:32:18 2017 No.8730065 >>8730052 i want to scrape some off and put it on toast

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:35:56 2017 No.8730079

I don't understand how someone can get this fat. When i eat too much, i'm sick. Period. I feel absolutely terrible, i feel like i deserve every inch of pain, and most importantly i feel that i deserve better than this. If i eat more than that, i will restitue the food one way or another, be it by diarrhea or vomiting.

Therefore how does these people manage to eat so much without going through this unacceptable suffering ? Why is their body not saying "what the fuck are you doing boy" like mine when they consume in excess ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:37:17 2017 No.8730084 >>8730079 Same if I eat a fuckton I end up feeling so shit I just sleep for the rest of the fucking day and don't feel like eating

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:37:50 2017 No.8730085 Anyone know what show the cheesy potatoes lady is from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:39:53 2017 No.8730092 >>8730085 It's that one show about people addicted to eating specific foods it wasn't a show about being overweight she specifically only ate cheesy potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:42:40 2017 No.8730104 >>8730092 >>8730085 >>8729971 That ain't shit. This bitch eats beds

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:43:15 2017 No.8730108 So how much money do people pay for supporting this shit lifestyle? His wife/mother obviously doesn't work since she needs to tend him. Yet they always have money for a shit ton of groceries/fast food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:43:46 2017 No.8730111 >>8730104 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvC4-qcGIU damn wheres that ed edd n eddy gif when you need it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:47:08 2017 No.8730123 >>8730111 Wow I don't know what else to say

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:50:22 2017 No.8730137 >>8730033 YOOR HURTIN MAY!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:54:01 2017 No.8730148 >>8730108 his wife is an enabler, shes either a sadist that is purposely trying to make him suffer or legitimately believes he should be allowed to eat whatever he wants

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 18:03:17 2017 No.8730184 >>8730148 I get that. She constantly complains that she doesn't want to argue with him because he'll start screaming which is pretty much all he could do. So how does she get money? EBT and Welfare?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 18:43:06 2017 No.8730337 >>8730040 Would be a fucking shame if a gas leak killed him while nobody's home for a while. Anybody this fat should just be put down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 19:48:18 2017 No.8730522 File: 132 KB, 487x556, 1489540434974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8730040 I don't understand. How can you get this fat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:07:30 2017 No.8730558 >>8730040 Is this what a brony is?

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:16:09 2017 No.8730581

>>8730522
I just watched the whole fucking episode. The doctor's off the cuff estimate is that he eats 10,000 kcal a day. That's 4-7 times the amount normal people eat per day. The why is more nebulous. It's obviously an addiction to food and the beginning of the episode frames a young James with food insecurity issues and psychological dependence. His girlfriend has a history of codependence and abusive relationships. Everything they say to the doctor is a delusion or a lie. They're whacked. I feel bad for his teenage daughter and his father.

I only kept watching to see big-assed EMT chicks. Why do I have a thing for them? If there are any EMT women reading this, I love you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:33:27 2017 No.8730619 >>8730581 You sound gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:40:57 2017 No.8730638 File: 121 KB, 640x799, IMG_2344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8730619 no you do

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:58:27 2017 No.8730684 Only episode where I truly felt that I wasted my time watching. He literally ended up just as fat at the end with no hope of recovery

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:13:02 2017 No.8730724 >>8729977 James K

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:27:53 2017 No.8730766

>>8730079
Im a fatty ive lost weight, but lately gained quite a bit back bc out of work (im only 18 and living with parents so lots of junk food). You do feel awful but its like an addiction where you eat regardless. I need to just fucking not eat but i don't think about it and wat regardless. Atleast for me its from me learning to cook and then binge eating not from chips and cookies. Currently ~297lbs 6'4
Highest was 330
Before regaining over the last 3 or 4 months, was down to 282
Im not proud of it, its no ones fault but mine, but i can explain anything about this you need to know probably.
Not diabetic, slightly high cholesterol, normal BP
AMA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:29:15 2017 No.8730770 >>8730079 some retard feeds them,its either a spouse with a fat fetish or parents who cant say no

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:35:57 2017 No.8730788 >>8730766 How much do you shit in a day?

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:36:45 2017 No.8730790

>>8730079
Every single 600lb life episode goes like this:

>I'm fat
>I live with my parents/husband
>I eat because my parents were mean to me
>I just love to eat because it comforts me.
>Sister/Husband gets me my food.
>Sister: I've given up on her. She yells at me if I don't buy it.
>I need Dr.Nowzaradan's help because I can't do this alone.
>Drive from bumfuck nowhere to Texas
>Eat fast food along the way
>I deserve this Carls Jr because I'm making a decision to change my life.
>Meet Dr. Nowzaradan
>Nowzaradan: Hello, how are you?
>Good how are you?
>Nowzaradan: I need you to lose 80 lbs this month.
>Oh...ok.
>1 month later
>Nowzaradan: Hello, how are you?
>Good how are you?
>Nowzaradan: You only lost 30lbs. You were supposed to lose 80.
>Its so hard!
>Nowzaradan: Come back in two months with 100lbs lost
>Gee, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:38:08 2017 No.8730795 >>8730788 Once in the mprning, sometime again at night an average amount usually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:50:32 2017 No.8730825 >>8729971 Slow suicide is the worst suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:54:58 2017 No.8730834 >>8730790 The worst part is the ones that eat almost exclusively fast food. The guy tells them "You'd have to be eating 20,000 calories a day to maintain this weight" Can you even imagine? 10x what's recommended for a normal day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:55:38 2017 No.8730836 File: 3.78 MB, 316x237, 1zf7902.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8730111 I gotchu mayn.

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 22:07:59 2017 No.8730870

>>8730766
I lost the weight and am keeping it off. That being said I am still addicted to food.
A large part of my life revolves around food and keeping track of every calorie I consume. I know that if I ever stopped being so militant I would gain the weight again quickly.

It's like an addiction you can never get rid of because the drug is something you HAVE to take.
Sometimes I think about "quitting" food and converting over to a nutritional supplement like soylent entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 23:55:51 2017 No.8731215 >>8730870 Being fat and being addicted to food have nothing associated with each other. Im addicted to food, I weigh 115lbs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 00:51:52 2017 No.8731365 >>8730111 >When she moved I hear creaking. >Fist thought that came to mind is she ate the springs too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:10:21 2017 No.8731417 File: 189 KB, 567x457, Untitleda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought that was charlie from always sunny when I scrolled past the first time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:21:59 2017 No.8731458 >>8730079 From an obese guy's perspective, if I eat a lot I get light headed and get into a buzz like state. So every meal I would eat a lot of carbs(rice, bread) and some proteins. I eat super fast too for some reason. I have an addictive personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:37:09 2017 No.8731483 >tfw you can eat all the rice you want because it's fried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:38:50 2017 No.8731487 >>8731458 I eat super fast because my shitty public school only gave us 10-15 minutes to eat our lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 05:13:55 2017 No.8732011 >>8730040 What a disgusting waste of space. Not trying to be edgy, but for the shit he puts his own daughter through, he deserves death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 05:54:23 2017 No.8732091 >>8729971 he's really tucking in

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 06:26:21 2017 No.8732151 >>8731215 >Being fat and being addicted to food have nothing associated with each other. You really should kill yourself for being this retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 14:35:47 2017 No.8733581 >>8730581 I love how the doctor lost his shit but still sounded calm while doing it. He knows who to blame because he knows James doesn't just hop out of bed and raid his fridge.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:03:34 2017 No.8733705

>>8732011
the worst part is when these people die, their families usually have to pay a shitload to get someone to pickup the body

then the corpse is either too big to be cremated, or pay extra for a special facility to do it

or buy a big coffin

they're burdens even after death

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:14:08 2017 No.8733741 >>8733705 Also, if he is to be cremated they will usually have to saw off limbs to make his corpse fit in the incinerator as the large majority cannot accommodate those sizes.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:20:54 2017 No.8733759

>>8733741
this sounds like bullshit but I don't know enough about cremating to argue

all I know is that I had an extended family member who was in a similar position, most places wouldn't even accept the corpse until they found a place that had one big enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:34:38 2017 No.8733826 >>8730790 it's sad how accurate this is, I marathoned about 6 episodes of the show yesterday and it was all the same I can't stop though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:37:53 2017 No.8733839 >girlfriend >daughter >friends He must have a great personality!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:42:13 2017 No.8733854 Does /ck/ has the highest percentage of morbidly obese regular browsers of all the boards?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:44:19 2017 No.8733867 >>8733759 Another Anon that works for a cemetery, he's pretty spot on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:52:57 2017 No.8733909 >>8731215 Next thing you should eat is a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:54:21 2017 No.8733914 File: 2.07 MB, 640x360, 1447890182129.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just send their corpses to a slaughterhouse

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 15:59:44 2017 No.8733942

>>8730079
I managed to get up to three hundred and fifty.

If you keep overeating consistently enough, your body freaks out less and starts to expect more food than you need.

I've been losing for months, but I have to be careful and conscious about how much I'm eating because I just don't have a "full" response anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 16:02:56 2017 No.8733949 >>8733914 unholy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 16:07:20 2017 No.8733971 >>8730148 The daughter even tries to call the mom out on it. It's fucking depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 16:09:03 2017 No.8733975 >>8730834 I eat 3500 to bulk.Even the top strongmen like the Mountain don't eat 20k a day. This fat fuck literally eats twice as much as the fucking Mountain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 16:45:54 2017 No.8734112 File: 370 KB, 495x450, Untitled2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8730040 I want to beat him with a stick every time he opens his whinehole

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 20:06:39 2017 No.8734882 File: 159 KB, 700x1024, fa1av5928pwx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8734112 MUH LAIG AAAAAAUGH

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 20:09:03 2017 No.8734896 >>8734882 >Then the doctor walks in not giving a fuck.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 20:16:18 2017 No.8734917

>>8733759
They won't saw off the limbs to make it fit because it causes a shit storm with the clients. It is actually better PR for them to turn them away than accept payment and then deliver it in a way that the client would find unacceptable even though the reality of it is he would not fit without removing parts first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 21:22:18 2017 No.8735204 >>8729971 this man is my spirit animal

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 21:39:06 2017 No.8735267 >>8730079 Food for them is like alcohol for alcoholics.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 21:49:56 2017 No.8735309
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>>8729971
"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 22:44:41 2017 No.8735470 >>8735309 Hnnnng! Stop anon! T-this is a blue board!

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 22:52:09 2017 No.8735492

>>8733705
Toxic waste removal has to legally dispose of the body for free
My mom had a big as fuck dog and she was too retarded to take care of it so it died and next morning when we woke up we called them and they got the corpse into a bag and drove off

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 22:54:57 2017 No.8735503

>>8730040
>Oh
>Oh still hurts
>Careful with my leg it hurts
>Slower
>I'm going to torn oh
>Don't worry baby I'm ok see?
>I don't want more fish, get me Chinese
Holly shit, lock him in a fucking room and visit him only to bring him food and clean him it's only two months

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 22:59:23 2017 No.8735512 >>8730788 If he shat a massive amount it would mean his body wasn't retaining as much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 23:29:52 2017 No.8735606 >>8735503 Fuck giving him food, he has enough reserve fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 23:36:39 2017 No.8735626 >>8730111 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 23:42:03 2017 No.8735643 File: 157 KB, 600x993, 20120504-jugheaddeath.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8729971 There is only one solution for poor James. Give the man his final burg.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 23:58:31 2017 No.8735699

>>8735606
I'm pretty sure that at that weight not eating could also kill him
Like imagine without salt the legs start loosing all the water at once or some shit
We should study these people more, they could teach us a lot about the limits of the human body

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:39:49 2017 No.8735815 >>8735699 We need a farm to fatten these people so we can learn about them more... For science.

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:44:12 2017 No.8735841

>>8730079
Usually it's abnormalities within the endocannabinoid system. As anyone who's smoked a J and ate out half their fridge can attest, cannabinoids control the hunger response. They also modulate sociality to some extent, which is why these obese wastes of tissue and energy are invariably social rejects who are reliant on whatever family they had before they ballooned out as a support network.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 01:03:48 2017 No.8735889 File: 355 KB, 525x3102, 1438846787830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The UK has better fat people shows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 01:24:48 2017 No.8735944 >>8735889 >only 35 calories

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 01:25:59 2017 No.8735951 File: 171 KB, 486x324, homer-rice-cake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8735944 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 02:14:29 2017 No.8736056 File: 372 KB, 684x555, 1477146805200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8735889 >not boiling the calories out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 02:48:23 2017 No.8736108 >>8730766 Thanks anon, you just made me feel a little better about myself, I'm 19 living with my grandmother but at least I'm only 6'4 240 Ibs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 02:55:56 2017 No.8736120 >>8735889 those people aren't even fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 05:51:32 2017 No.8736431 >>8736108 >only 240lbs fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:18:15 2017 No.8736742 >>8736120 By American standards no but theyre massive by human standards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:31:50 2017 No.8736764 >>8736120 How fucking fat must you be to think that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:41:41 2017 No.8736787 >>8730581 Those fucking pants are the least comfortable thing I have ever worn but I'm glad someone out there likes them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:51:10 2017 No.8736807 >>8730834 Oh please, that's only about 2 liters of vegetable oil a day. Anyone can do it if they just try :^)

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:53:19 2017 No.8736812
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>>8729971
>packets

Anyone that can use this word, in any form, to describe even the smallest part of their diet, or their children's or family's diet, needs to reevaluate several life choices they have made.

>so I opened the seasoning packet
>I treat myself to a packet of candy
>I didn't have time to cook, so I gave my 4 yr old a peas and kale food packet
>I placed the vacuum packet in the sous vide bath

You're wasting your lives and ruining the lives of those around you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:55:31 2017 No.8736815 >>8733914 Most countries have too strict laws with food hygiene and processing plants for that to be feasible. Maybe you're allowed to do it in the US? It might be different there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 09:57:53 2017 No.8736817 >>8735815 You mean Texas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 10:43:39 2017 No.8736942 >>8736812 >That pic I thought it was fake, then remembered I know TWO girls named Abcde.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 10:53:09 2017 No.8736967 >>8730111 how do you get fat eating mattresses tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 10:54:43 2017 No.8736971 >>8729971 it doesn't sound like that much food though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 12:10:59 2017 No.8737167 >>8736971 >8 litres of soft drink >2 loaves of bread >not that much food

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 13:18:27 2017 No.8737371

>>8729971
God fucking damnit I hate this fat fuck. Friend of me showed me this piece of shit and it just disgusts the shit out of me. Recovering fat here started at 490 pounds and down to 440 currently hitting the gym constantly and wrangled my fucking diet together, dudes like "WELL I GUESS THERES NOTHING I CAN DO BUT EAT" fat fucking piece of shit.

The woman is even worse, shes like 'IF HE DONT GET WHAT HE WANTS HE GONNA GET MAD" what the fuck is he gonna do GET UP? He COULD have said no, but she SHOULD have said no. She's more to blame than him.

Holy fucking shit I am mad. I watched the whole fucking thing hoping that dude would realize how fucked he is and maybe he'd recover and turn around and unfuck his shit but just NOPE fat fucking americunt piece of shit gonna lay down and give up because "MY LAYGS" .

His father fucking refinanced his house to pay for this piece of shit. Fifteen grand sunk down the drain. RIP his daughters education, she's probably gonna GTFO when she gets the first chance.

And yes, I FUCKING MAD. God fucking damnit and those cherry cheesecake looking flippers he has for legs are the worst. I used to think that one fatfuck eating 40 pizza rolls was bad but holy shit after watching this guy I went back and watched mastadon's vids and theyre casual-scrub tier at best.

No wonder james is the king of /fit/, anyone who gives even a sliver of a fuck about their life would realize they should start caring about their body after watching this dude.

Fuck this thread and fuck you OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 13:19:28 2017 No.8737375 >>8729980 "AH ONLY CHEETID A LIL BIT" gains a whole fucking human being in weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 13:24:51 2017 No.8737390 >>8733914 That's some motherfucking zanmoto shit right there holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 17:30:26 2017 No.8738405 >>8737371 Maybe you should just eat less, bro. I ate a bowl of cereal today. It's 22:30 in Bongland right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:50:01 2017 No.8738703 >>8738405 I am, hence the weight loss. Dieting and exercise senpaitachi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:55:04 2017 No.8738726 >>8730079 whenever I eat too much I literally eat like 1000 calories the next day because I feel so bad, and Im not even close to fat. If I were fat I wouldnt eat for a week out of shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:57:55 2017 No.8738734 >>8730111 post the one about the negress who eats dirty diapers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 18:59:57 2017 No.8738742 Damn this thread just makes me want to throw up and I've only had one meal today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:08:22 2017 No.8738766 >>8733914 this is how humans will end up when boston dynamics gains sentience

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:26:57 2017 No.8738828

>>8737371

Kek you were almost 500 pounds and now you act all high and mighty? Jesus fuck man I'm 6'3 and was 200 pounds at my fattest, you are practically in the same league as that fat shit. But now you've lost like 10% of your weight and you feel like you can judge that sack of shit? Can you even walk? Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:35:46 2017 No.8738858 >>8731417 "Charlie cultivates mass"

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:38:12 2017 No.8738865

>>8737371
>started at 490 pounds and down to 440 currently hitting the gym constantly and wrangled my fucking diet together

I hit ~198 and I'm down to ~148 after a few months.
I just exercise for like 10-15 minutes a day and I count calories but eat whatever I want.
It wasn't really that difficult, kinda fun actually.
But even being near 200 made me feel like garbage..the idea of doubling that number and going nearly a half of it further is... strange...

But I'm not mad at all.
I'm calm as fuck, actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:40:35 2017 No.8738874 >>8737167 Replace that with diet soda and I could see myself eating all that And I'm under 100 lbs

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 19:41:19 2017 No.8738878

>>8738865
>But I'm not mad at all.
>I'm calm as fuck, actually.

That's probably because you don't eat enough calories to be mad. Fatty has enough stored up energy to plow a whole field with, but he can barely move so he has to expel that extra energy somehow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:14:35 2017 No.8739000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC3BNPZQtk8 I don't even want to comment on this. I want you to do it for me

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:19:40 2017 No.8739010

Now I'm an honest to god fat fetishist and as sad and disgusting these videos are, I still kinda just want to squeeze them, maybe sleep on them. hide in their folds and take a big sniff.

That being said this woman's body looks like some deviant art inflation shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:25:53 2017 No.8739033 File: 87 KB, 250x250, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8739000 >52% of her body weight is fat >12 years old >morbidly obese >mom continues to cook "the soul food" >favorite vegetable - fried cabbage fuuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:29:15 2017 No.8739047 >>8739010 like, i understand that for SOME people, obesity can genuinely be a "genetic" thing but i feel like once you pass 200-300 lbs (depending on body proportions) it's just..... you did that yourself bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:29:32 2017 No.8739049 File: 30 KB, 445x361, ChinTuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8739000 >amazeballs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:33:03 2017 No.8739062 >>8739000 There,'s a 30 second long unskippable ad and I don't support mentally retarded IQ destroyers, does anyone have the link to this video on a site that doesn't suck fucking ass? >use adblock you reta- Google owns firefox you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:33:58 2017 No.8739066 >>8736942 My favorite is Wu Tang Dan. I am sad that it is number 10 on the list... But I am getting used to this world and disappointment these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:35:07 2017 No.8739072 >>8739062 You know.. if you'd just have let it play, it would have been over faster than you could post your little pitty party shits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:35:41 2017 No.8739076 >>8739010 Holy shit. Her blood glucose monitor said 423 (mg/dL). Normal is about 100. That's DKA territory. She's gonna lose her feet and kidneys, go blind, and have a heart attack. Anybody watch this one? Did she die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:35:43 2017 No.8739077 >>8739062 >Google owns firefox you retard. How the fuck does that affect anything? ABP works on firefox and crome, hell that shit will run on anything compatible with java

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:37:51 2017 No.8739090 >>8739072 >supporting sites devoted to the destruction of mankind's revolt at education and intelligence No. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:38:29 2017 No.8739091 >>8739076 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q8f71bA6O0 here's the full one horrible quality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:40:19 2017 No.8739103 >>8739077 That's news to me, so how do I add it to the android 2 browser app? Is google going to give it to me? I can't use addons on this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:43:56 2017 No.8739124 https://youtu.be/6L5IS6WCKUE Boner warning a minute and a half in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:00:36 2017 No.8739178 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmK-tEBVkg >That ICP poster/Towel? I love how the people around these people are like 250+ but since they aren't "The Fat One" it's all cool and shit. They aren't the freaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:02:22 2017 No.8739187 >>8739178 It's so bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:06:57 2017 No.8739200 >>8739178 Somehow this part made me sadder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:08:23 2017 No.8739212 >>8739200 https://youtu.be/zPlAyrrVdF8 forgot link

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:21:21 2017 No.8739274 >>8739124 >600 lb woman is married. >600 lb woman is more successful in life than half the people on this image sharing web application t. kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:28:29 2017 No.8739314 >lose 800 pounds >still fat anyone remember this case? https://youtu.be/Gzl8pukCbiY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:28:32 2017 No.8739315 >>8739212 >confirmed ICP sticker on car fat fucking jugalos. gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:35:05 2017 No.8739341 Oh MY God. Unrelated to this thread, but /ck/ related kinda and this might be the hardest thing to watch yet. https://youtu.be/jMn272A60MU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:38:28 2017 No.8739351 >>8735309 This is better than the CBO fan fiction that Paul Ryan writes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:41:06 2017 No.8739359 >>8730111 >@ :55 >the filth on the walls

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:46:08 2017 No.8739376

>>8739341

I saw the TLC hoarders title and I thought.. this is going to be nothing... i saw that episode that had like 173 dead cat skeletons all over the place.

then...

OMG.. she is standing and walking around on 6 ft of shit throughout the whole house?!?!?! what the fucking fuck?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:18:25 2017 No.8739492 >>8739212 This shit pissed me off, tell Charlie to back the fuck up instead of trying to squeeze past the pole, that fatass could use the extra steps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:24:32 2017 No.8739517 >>8730834 I can't even afford to get fat. Like I can't buy that much fucking food. Let alone eat all of it. I'm 6'0 and 135 because I have a really high metabolism and I hate it. I wish I could gain weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:29:11 2017 No.8739539 >>8739341 >no family or friends >failed to join the bar after ten years of study thats so sad, she obviously snapped and became a delusion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 22:42:16 2017 No.8739602 >>8738828 Agreed. 50 pounds at that weight is like 4-5 weeks max. When I lost my weight I dropped 73 lbs. in 42 days. The 2 lb. per week rule DOES NOT hold at these weights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:09:37 2017 No.8739712 >>8730079 Humans never had so much access to food in history compared to first world nations. Food is a drug now, easily distributed, cheap and addictive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:07:00 2017 No.8739962 >>8738874 >8 litres in a day I doubt it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:08:39 2017 No.8739966 File: 182 KB, 602x845, smart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you guys at least admit that it's too expensive for most people to eat healthy? It's not ALL their fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:09:49 2017 No.8739971 >>8739966 >7 limes every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:13:45 2017 No.8739985 >>8739966 >Gwyneth Paltrow >$29 Maybe don't shop at fucking Whole Foods

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:19:40 2017 No.8740012 >>8730111 HIGH TEST

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:24:29 2017 No.8740041 >>8739966 I get $20 a month, she's full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:29:34 2017 No.8740065 >>8739962 I drink 8-10 litres a day. Only half is diet soda, I make sure to drink equal amounts plain water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:31:24 2017 No.8740071 >>8740065 >Equal amounts of water So you're talking 20 litres of liquid a day. Assuming you sleep a normal 8 hours you're talking about nearly a litre and a half per hour. You'd have to be drinking literally nonstop all day. I'm calling bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:32:37 2017 No.8740079 >>8740065 say goodbye to your lungs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:34:14 2017 No.8740083 >>8740071 8-10 total so 4-5 in soda.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:06:22 2017 No.8740205

>>8730079
thing is, I'm a control-less fuck

I'll regularly eat a whole pizza, AND get cinnamon bread with it

I'll bake cake and cookies literally on a whim

I'll get fast food coming home from work

I'm fat

But this, this shit takes a level of devouring and non-activity that I genuinely can't hold a candle to

That's what's so fucked about it, not that I can't comprehend because I have none of those traits

It's that even if I tried, I don't think I COULD be like him

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:17:59 2017 No.8740237 >>8733914 And fast food peasants still think they won't be totally replaced by machines in a few years

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:22:22 2017 No.8740244 >>8735889 Did he eat an entire box of cereal for breakfast? Did they have to teach him what serving sizes are?

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:24:30 2017 No.8740251
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>>8740244

Literally yes. I had a roommate once who was super fat who didn't understand sizes at all. He'd get Healthy Choice frozen meals because they're "healthy" but then eat three in one sitting. They seriously don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:25:51 2017 No.8740255 >>8740251 >using ignorance as an excuse in the google era

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:26:52 2017 No.8740260

I've lost 27kgs with no exercise purely from giving up excessive sugar, salt and moving to a plant based diet with no processed foods (save for tinned goods like lentils or chickpeas).

These people need their friends and family to stop enabling the fat fucks. Want a cake? Tough shit, have a carrot. Want some soda? Fuck you cunt, have a glass of icy water with some lime in it. You need some gravy? Drink bleach you sack of shit. No treats for you fatty boomsticks until you lose some significant weight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 01:30:18 2017 No.8740272 >spend 15k on a nutritionist Wouldn't it just be cheaper to get liposuction? >>8737371 And because of Obamacare you have to pay for his health conditions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:48:41 2017 No.8740817 >>8740251 >that pic the sandwich itself sounds gross to eat but the author is a pussy if preparing it made him want to throw up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:53:52 2017 No.8740824 >>8740272 lipo doesn't teach them anything

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:55:42 2017 No.8740832

>>8740272
>And because of Obamacare you have to pay for his health conditions.
Actually, because of how retardedly and unnecessarily complicated American medical services and payments are, as long as you don't live in that fat blob of shits state you're not paying for any of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:59:47 2017 No.8740841 >>8733975 Wrong. Orbison is on a 15k diet. Top sump wrestlers around 15k as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 05:26:13 2017 No.8740875 all I've eaten today was seven glasses of ice water. I've been ana for years, and I'm currently at 5 foot 11 and 98lbs. Obesity is something I have never been able to fully comprehend and it utterly repulses me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 05:34:23 2017 No.8740881 >>8740875 I used to eat once a day, weighed 115 at 5'8. Not as bad as you but eventually I started binge eating for comfort because I had no other escape. God I wish I could ignore food like that again. Now I'm just a doughy piece of shit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 06:03:33 2017 No.8740918

>>8740832
If he's collecting SSDI for being disabled, and I assume he is, he'll have been auto-enrolled in Medicare after 2 years and if he's unemployed he probably qualifies for Medicaid.

Unrelated to Obamacare, but his healthcare would be coming out of Federal funds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 08:13:01 2017 No.8741152 >>8740272 you can't lipo out that much tissue, it'll literally kill the person

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:01:58 2017 No.8741287 >>8739010 >sad music why the fuck should we feel bad for these people? 'Oh god I'm so scared :ccc' clearly not scared enough if you won't change until a doctor tells you you're going to die, fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:22:11 2017 No.8741332 >>8740875 You're equally as disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:44:12 2017 No.8741365 File: 6 KB, 202x249, images-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8740832 >tfw you live in Texas >tfw Dr. Now makes them move here

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:44:15 2017 No.8741364

I used to be super obese at 330lbs and very little muscle ( I fooled myself into thinking I was still strong because I was strong when I was 18 and gained 120 lbs from 22-23). Looking back at my eating habits it's ridiculous but it's still not as absurd as this. Like I had to eat pizza 5 days a fucking week to hit 330. I had to purposefully sabotage myself. How you get to something like 600lbs just boggles the mind. At 330lb I could walk, but only like 10 blocks before I got shin splints. When do you realize that your weight is having a severe impact in your ability to function as a human being? I made a change for the better past 2 years (270 now, but 330 wilks score) and the difference in quality in life is amazing.

But it just boggles the mind that it can get so out of control. It's hard to comprehend because even when I was completely out of control and just eating insane amounts of food I was still nowhere close to these people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:47:46 2017 No.8741371 >>8740875 >5 foot 11 and 98lbs Yeah you're in no position to call others repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:52:28 2017 No.8741377 >>8739966 I spend ~400 month on groceries up here in Canada for JUST me. Then again, about 150$ of that is literally just on Whey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 09:58:33 2017 No.8741388 >>8741377 This sounds like your problem more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:04:50 2017 No.8741404 >>8741388 Protein is expensive homeslice

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:07:08 2017 No.8741405

>>8741404

Sure. But you probably don't need anywhere near that much. Either that or you're paying a stupid high price for it.

Several years ago I was literally a steriod-shooting bodybuilder. Even when I was juicing I never spent that much money on protein.

You're doing something very wrong. You're either over paying or over consuming. Or perhaps both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:09:36 2017 No.8741410 >>8741405 Two scoops, every meal. Gotta eat big to get big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:12:54 2017 No.8741420 >>8741410 Yeah, that's too much. Even if you were on roids that would be too much. Eat more real food, less protein supplement.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:16:22 2017 No.8741430

>>8741405
3 scoops a day. That's only 66g. At about 1.30$/scoop that's about 130$/month just on protein powder. Keep in mind you are probably in the states so that's like 100$ USD.

Then I go through a 4kg box of chicken breasts every week. Thats between 25-40$ a week depending if on sale or not. So on just protein alone I am about 250$ a month. That's only getting about 180g a day rather than what I should be getting which is closer to 230g.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:28:30 2017 No.8741457 >>8741430 >3 scoops a day. That's only 66g Unless the rest of your diet is literally only churros and andy cap fries, you do not need to add 66g protein to AN EXISTING HEALTHY DIET you mong >I need 230g a day Ha ha ha, no

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:44:39 2017 No.8741487 >>8741430 I ate 180g of protein for a week, and my farts could clear a warehouse, how fucked is your gut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:45:57 2017 No.8741489 >>8741487 >and my farts could clear a warehouse Not everyone has that problem, anon. I've never had any issues whatsoever with protein supplements causing gas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:10:57 2017 No.8741555 >>8739103 Breh firefox mobile has add-ons in-app, install ublock origin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:16:57 2017 No.8741569 White people disgust me. Like Yusra Khogali said, white people are genetic defects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:37:36 2017 No.8741614 >>8741377 >$150/mo >for whey >not buying in bulk from myprotein >$70 for 11lbs of whey Retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:44:29 2017 No.8741631 >>8730836 Good Lord man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:47:06 2017 No.8741641 File: 6 KB, 210x138, African American Obesity Epidemic - out of control.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741569 >Like Yusra Khogali said, white people are genetic defects. ooops, Facts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:48:10 2017 No.8741647 File: 14 KB, 300x270, Stupid Racist Diabetes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8741569 >Like Yusra Khogali said, white people are genetic defects. genetic defects

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 11:56:41 2017 No.8741673
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>>8741569
>Like Yusra Khogali said, white people are genetic defects.

"Poor blacks are only fat because they're poor"

Myth busted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:00:49 2017 No.8741688 >>8730079 that isn't healthy either

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:07:34 2017 No.8741711

>>8735309
>blurred out two feet around his genitals
You wouldn't be able to see his pecker. I work at a gym and there's a regular maybe a third that guy's size, fat and round as santa claus. From time to time I have the displeasure of seeing him naked in the locker room because he's the kind of old jackass who wanders around naked in the locker room for a quarter hour, never seen his dick. There's a sack of fat hanging over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:10:34 2017 No.8741721 >>8741688 yeah it is. When you eat too much you're supposed to get sick. That's normal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:39:10 2017 No.8741808 >>8741711 It's probably part of his asscheeks, they droop like a motherfucker when you get fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:41:06 2017 No.8741815 >>8741377 You're spending whey too much on groceries

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 12:50:33 2017 No.8741859 >>8739178 a fucking niglet

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:02:19 2017 No.8741895

>>8739966
If you get your food 100% fresh and organic at fucking Whole Foods then yes, you'll pay more. Go to Walmart or Aldi, try to stick to fresh but don't be afraid of frozen or canned vegetables and fruit. Get bulk rice and beans. Sorry poorfags but you have NO excuse to eat garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:06:34 2017 No.8741905 >>8735309 Go back to the warp, Nurgle.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:11:53 2017 No.8741919

>>8739212

god damn I almost fell for a woman like this

met her when she was a reasonable 180 and over the course of our relationship she ballooned to 300 pounds.

She just never stopped asking for treats whenever I went shopping, batting her eyes at me while holding up a sugary drink or a new brand of candy/icecream.

I kept thinking maybe if she got to try that new food her curiosity will be sated and that will be the end of it, but it never stopped.

Women can put a fucking spell on you with their emotional manipulation, thank fuck I snapped out of it, saw what an ugly whale she became, and left that greedy fatass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:12:41 2017 No.8741921 >>8736812 Genghis Ron is actually a great name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:27:39 2017 No.8742158 >>8741487 >>8741457 1g of protein/lb of lean muscle mass a day homies. Thems the rules, stay small. Also my farts don't smell unless I eat rice and beans the day before. >>8741614 O shit I never heard of this before. Thanks man you just saved me money

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:38:35 2017 No.8742182

>tfw 19 5'10 225
>hate my job and hate my life and can't figure out how to even get started (get an okay paying job, own place, etc)
>adderall and wellbutrin prescriptions ran out months ago, the only things helping to keep my weight down (and keep myself moving forward)
>self medicate(d) with shitty foods like ice cream
>live with mom, she's hopelessly obese
>ask her to please not have sweet stuff in the house, or at least around me, because I just don't have the willpower to not have it too
>lol fuck you
>tried to work out and get healthy
>dieted
>exercised
>regular cardio and weight training for 3 months
>lost ~5 pounds
>what the fuck was even the point
>continue to self medicate with garbage foods
and that's why I'm like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 14:40:53 2017 No.8742189 >>8741919 >reasonable 180 You should have done a reasonable 180 on your relationship

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:45:43 2017 No.8742375 >>8742158 You have 230 lbs of lean muscle? Bullshit fatso.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 15:48:43 2017 No.8742386 >>8741919 Happened to a friend of mine, married the love of his life, she was gorgeous 8/10 body and all. Couple years later she was like 300+ lbs, hadn't seen them for awhile and I didn't even recognize the whale

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:05:23 2017 No.8742443
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How do they get this fat? The human stomach can only handle so much food. How are they able to retain all that food in their bodies? People don't get 600 lbs overnight. Do these people just do nothing but sit in bed and eat all day every day until they get too fat to get up? At some point at around 300, 400 lbs did not they not go "I need to lose weight, there's something wrong with me, I won't be able to move if I keep this up." Why does the family enable this behavior? It's just baffling.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:12:56 2017 No.8742484

>>8739966
>7 limes
>A yam
>Garlic
>One tomato
>One onion
>An avocado
>A single corncob
>All that cilantro
>A single pepper
This how idiots who don't know how to cook shop. The black beans and rice are a good start but you can buy bigger bulk bags for a small increase in price but bigger increase in quantity. Fuck, you could buy two bulk bags of rice and beans and then some chicken breasts along with a few different Hormel spices and you could feed your kids for a month. Just change up what spices you use.

If you're retarded enough to have a family while being dirt poor, then prepare to eat like you're dirt poor.
>"It's whitey's fault I had 8 kids and live in a tiny apartment and don't have a job, gibs me mo monies so I can gets me sum McDonald's fo my chilluns"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:14:47 2017 No.8742489 File: 156 KB, 1200x1200, C3JW3PgVMAAt7ve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8737371 >The woman is even worse, shes like 'IF HE DONT GET WHAT HE WANTS HE GONNA GET MAD" what the fuck is he gonna do GET UP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:26:02 2017 No.8742531 >>8741815 Atyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:30:27 2017 No.8742555

>>8742484
Those groceries are retarded, but to be fair limes are often like 7/$1 and that bunch of cilantro is about 20¢

Rest of it is dumb as hell. Why 1 sweet potato when a 10 pound bag is like $2.50? Or get a 10# bag of regular potatoes for the same?

Dumb cunt needs to learn how to calorie density/$

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:35:11 2017 No.8742577 >>8742158 Nope--you don't need that much protein to get big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:43:28 2017 No.8742611 >>8742189 kek. just do a 360 and walk away

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:50:05 2017 No.8742629 >5' 9", 175lbs >Already feel like a fat fuck At least I started working out, and can wear clothes I couldn't a month ago. How do you even get to those monstrous sizes?

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:50:20 2017 No.8742631

>>8741365

>tfw it doesnt matter because the vast majority of Texans are already half his size

Moving from glorious Silicon Valley to Dallas is fucking suffering. Literally the only way to get around is to get on a pick up truck and drive everywhere sharing the roads with the worst drivers in the nation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:53:37 2017 No.8742639 >>8730079 Fatties are drug addicts. They're like heroin addicts who just can't fucking stop until it kills them. There's a reason that Overeaters Anonymous exists, they need to treat their food habit like a drug habit if they want to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 16:55:13 2017 No.8742642 >>8742631 I keep telling calicucks that's we're full. Sorry you lost your legs in the move though, brah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:01:47 2017 No.8742661 >>8741919 >reasonable 180 Maybe if she was 5'10"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:17:41 2017 No.8742728 >>8742182 You are fat because you eat more then you burn. The rest of your statement is pointless fluff.

Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:30:49 2017 No.8742787
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I honestly DON'T understand how this can be possible

I am 450lbs and can barely move and ache all the time.

I do shit myself, by the way. My bed isn't even a bed anymore, because all the sheets are replaced with plastic tarps, and I had to replace my pillows with bubble wrap, because the noise of the bubble wrap popping as I sleep helps me dream about coke bubbles which helps me relax.

This guy is intense. I am half blind already from my fucking horrible diet and eat a box of cereal each morning for breakfast, so I don't see how he got this fucking huge.

At least he has someone who loves him. I am an inheritance fag so pay a maid to clean me, she openly disgusted with me and would smother me if I didn't shit myself on purpose to keep her away

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:38:05 2017 No.8742817 >>8742489 can you imagine being that fat and totally depending on someone to exist in the most basic sense? i mean jesus, if you pissed them off they could just walk out the door and you would die would that be murder??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:39:46 2017 No.8742819 >>8730766 FAT FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:39:56 2017 No.8742820 >>8730040 >Not Found Does anybody have another link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:40:51 2017 No.8742823 >>8742787 Can't tell if SRS or not but you should kill yourself and donate me the money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:44:49 2017 No.8742835 >>8742639 You can get addicted to pushing a red button over and over if you have the right brain chemistry >gambling >low key wow addiction

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 19:24:47 2017 No.8743191 >>8742158 pls stop repeating broscience its so fucking painful to hear people tell eachother to consume insane amounts of protein without being able to explain why past 'you gotta because i heard you gotta'

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:41:17 2017 No.8744743

>>8743191
>>8742577
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/maki1.htm

Literally thousands of scientific sources, at this point, that have been studying this for over 3 decades. You're right, you only need .8g/lb of lean muscle mass if you're weight lifting but it's easier to just round to 1g.

>>8742375
I bet you think a 175lb guy is huge. Stay small, weakling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 00:44:27 2017 No.8744751 >>8744743 Yep, you're a fatass.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:02:10 2017 No.8744791

>>8733942
not having that full response has been the hardest part of improving my lifestyle

I try to be militant as a previous poster has said they do, but I want to make the change sustainable for the rest of my life and I know i will tire of being so hyper vigilant about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 02:29:08 2017 No.8744981 >>8729980 At that point it's not really his fault. It's his girlfriend. I mean honestly the guy had fucking heart failure and she still fed him over 10,000 calories a day. She should've been charged for attempted manslaughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:21:04 2017 No.8745185 >>8730766 I am in the backseat AMA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:32:11 2017 No.8745198 File: 25 KB, 480x433, 1476283617788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8742820 https://youtu.be/t9k-IKANoRo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:37:16 2017 No.8745205 >>8744743 How much of your $400 "groceries" is steroids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:37:45 2017 No.8745206 i get the feeling people don't come to this board because they love cooking, but because theyre fat fucks who want food porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 04:39:12 2017 No.8745207 File: 92 KB, 340x267, 1474786400668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why I dont watch tv

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:04:41 2017 No.8745358 File: 1.60 MB, 3135x2671, IMG20170322190454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw 313 lbs at 6'4 Bring forth your judgements my friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:16:04 2017 No.8745380 >>8729971 fat fuck sociopath

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:17:33 2017 No.8745381 >>8730104 >>8730111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2CMQip63k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:21:11 2017 No.8745388 >>8745358 You're kinda cute. >how u doin bubba

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:27:54 2017 No.8745403 >>8745198 When they were cleaning his legs I was fucking gagging, how could you ever get close to being that bad? It's like his body is rotting around him holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:28:03 2017 No.8745404 >>8745381 Gay

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:43:31 2017 No.8745517

>>8740272
Morbidly obese people don't cost people much in terms of healthcare because they die really young. It's old people who make things more expensive for everybody. A person who lives to 85 will cost exponentially more in terms of healthcare than morbidly obese person who is dead by 40.

t.someone who works in healthcare and deals with insurance daily

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:00:34 2017 No.8745556 >>8745388 pls no gayness

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:02:22 2017 No.8745559

>>8745205
He's not on steroids, he's just some fatass that just started lifting so he's listening to broscience memes.

I work and go to school full time and I only eat/drink 2 or 3 protein bars/shakes a week because there is no excuse not to get adequate protein from whole foods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:07:10 2017 No.8745567 >>8745556 who said I'm gay ',:)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:44:25 2017 No.8745646 >>8745358 >Bring forth your judgements my friends You're a fat piece of shit and you type like a redditor.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:15:01 2017 No.8745719

>>8745358

Got some double chin action starting to form there bub. This is the point that other posters have mentioned of "I don't understand how people get this fat, it seems like there should have been a point where they looked at themselves and were starting to get disgusted and should have changed behavior at that point."

You are at that point that your weight and appearance is becoming questionable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:16:15 2017 No.8745726 >>8745517 >t.someone who works in healthcare and deals with insurance daily what does this "t." stuff mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:17:48 2017 No.8745729 >>8745646 >and you type like a redditor That's mean Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:19:24 2017 No.8745731 >>8745726 Lurk moar, or Google. Just because this is /ck/ doesn't mean you will be spoon-fed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:21:08 2017 No.8745735 God...I barely can afford to eat while working 40/h a week and these fuckers get whatever they want while being a drain on their family and society. I hate this world.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:22:25 2017 No.8745736

>>8745731

how can i google for "t."

it literally doesn't yeild any results.

I've been on this board since 2009. t. is a relatively new thing that has unfolded in the last couple months when i stepped away for a moment...

i come back and everyone is ended every post with t. [some reference as if it means their trade perhaps?]

i'm sorry you think i need to lurk more. i do post a shit ton on here.. but lurking and posting hasn't helped.

the context of the use is very odd.

i am beginning to think other people don't know what it means since i have asked multiple times and no one answers.

t. hubcap

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:26:00 2017 No.8745748 >>8745736 >how can i google for "t." your google-fu is weak, grasshoppah.... "what does t. mean?"

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:29:35 2017 No.8745763

>>8745748
Top result is a reddit page.

No offense ledditor 1337 but i don't think i'll be clicking that link.

The rest seem unrelated.

T think your google-fu is pretty weak sauce. And at this point its becoming apparent that you don't know what it means either.

t. weak sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:29:38 2017 No.8745764 >>8745736 >i do post a shit ton on here Then you're a fucking faggot, aren't you? Lurk more, post less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:31:57 2017 No.8745769 >>8745764 >>8745731 >>8745748 It is obvious that these people do not know what t. means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:33:00 2017 No.8745773 File: 490 KB, 449x401, theyDoNotKnowWhatt.Means.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8745769 t. kek

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:34:24 2017 No.8745781
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>>8745559
>I work and go to school full time and I only eat/drink 2 or 3 protein bars/shakes a week, while lifting baby weights, because there is no excuse not to get adequate protein from whole foods. Even though every single professional bodybuilder/powerlifter/weightlifter/strongman on the planet uses whey every day.

Fixed. Stay small and delusional

>He thinks whey isn't a whole food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:36:04 2017 No.8745786 >>8731487 Always someone else's fault . . .

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:40:54 2017 No.8745800

>>8745726
Since everyone is being an asshole to you, I'll actually answer your question.

putting "t." at the end of a post is similar to saying "regards" at the end of a letter or email. People use it on here to describe why they were qualified to make their post.

For example, if I wrote out a post describing some medical issue, nobody would listen. but if I wrote the post, and put "t. a doctor who has been practicing for ten years" at the end, people would understand why I was qualified to write the post.

Or if you're writing about how weight loss is so hard because its an addiction, etc etc, you could write something then go "t. huge fatass"

Thats all it is, no real secret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:45:03 2017 No.8745811 >>8745800 You sound like all you did was read the reddit link on google. I don't trust you. This is, obviously, a reddit meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:47:23 2017 No.8745816 >>8745763 You're a faggot, but I'll tell you to prevent this shitshow from progressing. t. is short for terveisin, which is a semi-polite way of signing a letter in Finnish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:55:14 2017 No.8745838 >>8745816 >t. redditor elite status What a fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:13:15 2017 No.8745877 >>8745811 Then fuck yourself. What do i have to gain by lying on a mongolian frog worship board?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:01:16 2017 No.8745979 >>8739000 niggers gon nig

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:26:12 2017 No.8746025 >>8745877 What do I have to gain from trusting your t.? why bother with reddit memes? you're basically signing your posts like a trip fag. t. might as well stand for tripfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:30:05 2017 No.8746036 >>8746025 I don't even do it. You asked what it stood for, I answered. I think people who do it are douchebags. Also where is the reddit obsession from? I'm pretty sure its a /pol/ thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:35:17 2017 No.8746045 >>8746036 >the reddit obsession just another proof for the downfall of this board since trump pulled so many newfags to /pol/ and clover brought so many newfags over here after making /ck/ one of its default boards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:36:39 2017 No.8746049 The fuckers are so huge that they can't physically move. So why not do something like this. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:09:04 2017 No.8746133 >>8745198 >this fat >can still get a gf what's your excuse

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:14:44 2017 No.8746146 >>8746133 >has gf >gf is fucking gross >had multiple children from different men >had affair with 500lb man >married to abusive husband >still too spineless to do anything I guess my excuse would be having minimal standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:20:49 2017 No.8746159 >>8746133 Nigga, that's not a girlfriend. That's just another mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:01:26 2017 No.8746272 >>8739966 it's not 1930 anymore also try a farmer's market and not >>8739985

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:16:45 2017 No.8746338 >>8740875 Hello Hungry Skeleton!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:20:42 2017 No.8746348 >>8745735 you can always kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:31:30 2017 No.8746389 >>8745198 i was hoping the doc would reject this useless sack of shit, hope he died at the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:10:46 2017 No.8746501 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzM55KG3Ef0 fucking christ her legs don't look real

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:35:52 2017 No.8746563 >>8746501 > MFW when I'm casually watching all the videos of this thread while eating a heaping bowl of ramen > 146 lbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:38:58 2017 No.8746573 File: 92 KB, 500x500, gross-fast-food-photos-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merica!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:59:47 2017 No.8746647 >>8746573 >Not grossly distorting the tats from skin stretching as he gets fatter over time nor warping them to properly follow his curves and folds 4/10, more disappointed than disgusted

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:27:26 2017 No.8746761 >>8741371 Learn to read, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:37:20 2017 No.8746820 >>8729971 I'm fat but if I ever approach 500lbs I told my family to chain me up in the barn and bring me water and vegetables for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:44:11 2017 No.8746846 >>8746563 kek, same here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:24:01 2017 No.8747011 >>8746820 How fat do you think you are? I honestly dont understand how Americans can be so shameless about their weight, I was 100kg at some point and that was just too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:30:50 2017 No.8747050 >>8745358 Post belly pics from a bottom pov. You look quite fappable. :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:50:41 2017 No.8747150 >>8744743 It's easier and also insanely hard on your body and will fuck you up long term

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:09:26 2017 No.8747222 >>8740875 Thanks mr skeltal

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:15:30 2017 No.8747242 >>8742642 Right? Done been full for like a decade. YOU NEED TO GO BACK CALIFAGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:32:58 2017 No.8747297 >>8744981 >Attempted manslaughter Fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:39:56 2017 No.8747331 >>8738734 Get the fuck out. This cannot be real!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 17:43:48 2017 No.8747359 >>8730522 I don't know, post your mum's daily intake.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 18:24:39 2017 No.8747590

>>8744743
Unless you're taking steroids, there is no scientific evidence that eating more than .64g/lb of protein to lean body weight is effective. Excesses of that are burned as energy (or stored as fat). The 0.8g/lb thing is the upper limit of what is possible to use in a person with god-tier genetics. I mean, do whatever you want, but know that the downsides are that protein is expensive, and you could be putting on more fat than needed. As a 185 lb man with <15% BF, and all the easy natural gains long behind me, I find that 0.6 works fine. Evidence suggests even less protein would work as I get closer to my natural genetic limit.

http://bayesianbodybuilding.com/the-myth-of-1glb-optimal-protein-intake-for-bodybuilders/

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:56:15 2017 No.8748557
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>>8745719
Same anon here, yeah, I agree with you. I've been gaining weight and losing it the majority of my life dude, I'm in a vicious cycle. Here's me slim in the same shirt kek

I just gotta get back on the horse and start exercising and dieting again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:03:40 2017 No.8748591 >>8736812 Holy shit I fucking lost on Wu-Tang Dan How is that so fucking funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:04:32 2017 No.8748596 >>8746501 I love the stone faced doctor they use for this Old fuck has seen so much shit he just doesn't care anymore, half rotten legs about to burst open? Take an 800 daily calorie diet and I will see you in a month

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:15:02 2017 No.8748651 >>8748557 You can do it. Cars and sugar are delicious and its a bitch. But you can do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:16:06 2017 No.8748659 >>8746045 >>8746036 This is the type of stuff that redditors say when they come here because they think they are being ironic. pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:52:02 2017 No.8748863 >>8741377 well, 400 canadian monopoly dollars ain't worth shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:02:18 2017 No.8749201 >>8729971 That guy has the most infuriating, faggy voice I've ever heard.

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