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taking a muslim study abroad student on a date to mcdicks what do they have that is halal?

>> No.8726362

>muslim
>mc donalds

You're fucking your shit up on a multitude of layers.

>> No.8726365

>>8726362
got to deflower that virgin pus bro. McDs is like exotic fine dining to them

>> No.8726367

I went to McDonald's with a hindu chick and she ordered a Big Mac and just ate the bread.

>> No.8726371

>>8726365
Tiny cock?

>> No.8726372

I've had sex with muslims, being an atheist. . Let me tell you, its the same.

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>>8726367

>> No.8726385

>>8726355
>taking a date to McDonald's
I really hope you are baiting

>> No.8726388

>>8726372
And that came as a suprise to you?

>> No.8726400

>>8726388
I thought it would be interesting, I was dissapont.

>> No.8726403

>>8726365
She's either against sex before marriage, in which case she won't do anything with you, or she's okay with sex before marriage in which case she's not a virgin.

>> No.8726408

>>8726400
What did you imagine it to be like? Less pork involved in the act? More bellydancing?

>> No.8726429

>>8726408
Some secret thing did happen. Not gonna tell you

>> No.8726430

>>8726355
For something to be Halal it must slaughtered using certain practices. No McDonald's outside of predominantly Muslim countries is going to have Halal meat. She can have the fries.

>> No.8726444
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8726444

Just don't buy that thing McDonald's makes that has pork.

>> No.8726448

>>8726429
>Some secret thing did happen
Did you join ISIS? no matter what she told you, that is not part of standard muslim sex

>> No.8726451

>>8726429
Did she say a prayer to Allah that she'll never have to do that with you again?

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>>8726451
Not really, she just moaned, while I fucked her

>> No.8726460

She's already sinning by dating a non-Muslim (or even dating in general, according to many), so what does it matter whether the food is halal?

>> No.8726463

>>8726429
My guess would be she was wild as hell i the sack. That's generally the case with the religiously sexually repressed. I haven't personally had a muslim, but I have had several evangelicals, one even a pentocostal preacher's daughter, and they were hell on wheels in bed.

>> No.8726483

Go to Chicken Cottage.
Proper halal. Bargain bucket 6.50

>> No.8726538

>>8726463
>have had several evangelicals, one even a pentocostal preacher's daughter, and they were hell on wheels in bed.

I can 2nd this. I once dated an Evangelical preacher's daughter and she was damn near insatiable. She was into all kinds of kinky stuff, most of which I was totally down with, but I drew the line when she wanted me to whip her with a wire coathanger while fucking her in the ass.

>> No.8726568

she can have fries probably ice cream and maybe those apple pies.

>> No.8726612

>>8726463
that might be true if she still had her clit, but that's not how islam works.

>> No.8726640

>>8726362
Lmao, the closest mac / city is always chockful of sandniggers.

> Implying they have pride in their joke of a religion.

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>>8726612
Idiot, most of them don't engage in female genitile mutilation. In fact it's illegal in most muslim nations and occurs primarily in darkest africa.

>> No.8726757

>>8726460
>>8726460

you know not all Muslims are equally pious, yeah?

>> No.8726819

>>8726538
What? Why, that's pussy shit.

>> No.8726831

>>8726819

I'm into all kinds of kinky crap, but I draw the line at anything that leaves serious lasting marks or could cause injury.

>> No.8726833

>>8726612

Why do muslims love cutting off clits so much?

to mock the jews?

>> No.8726852

>>8726833
its gender equality muzzie boys get cut so girls do too

>> No.8727737

>>8726355
>date
>mcdonalds

>> No.8727742

Feed that subhuman some bacon

>> No.8727790

She's cute OP

I sure hope you went jihad on her tender asshole

>> No.8727791

Why not just let her pick out what she wants? I bet that would make her wet.

>> No.8727824

>>8727742
stupid racist fuck calling a person subhuman .

i bet u voted for trump deplorable piece of shit

>> No.8728288

>>8726355
>a date to mcdicks
you sound like a real sexy catch, bro

>> No.8728296

>>8726355
Filet o Fish is probably halal.

>> No.8728389

>>8726747
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation
>occurs in darkest of Africa
>implying they somehow aren't Muslim
>>8726757
No, but millions of them are so I don't see it as too crazy of an assumption

>> No.8728421

>>8726355
None of the burgers are halal.
They're cooked on the same grill as the sausage pattys for the breakfast menu and the McCountry.

>> No.8728439

>>8726833
Because they're violent retards obsessed with sex.

>> No.8728461

>>8726747
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/feb/06/female-genital-mutilation-foreign-crime-common-uk