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ITT:How to trigger autist on /ck/ in one picture

>> No.8725147
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>> No.8725165

>>8725154
I'm not going to lie, I'd love to eat a steak like that.

>> No.8725168

>>8725165
Me too, I love Beef Jerky.

>> No.8725172

>>8725142
>muh pineapple pizza meme
This ain't reddit, boy.

>> No.8725180

>>8725168
I've never actually had beef jerky. I just like dry meat and fish.

>> No.8725184

>>8725147
Noodles don't look well done enough to work for something like that.

>>8725153
Nothing wrong with vegan "chili" (quotes as to not upset autists). I make it all the time myself, and it's tasy, cheap, and filling as fuck.

>> No.8725456

>>8725158
I was fine until this one.

Cut noodles makes me feel physically ill. It's not because it's improper, the idea of putting small noodles in my mouth makes me sick.

Also reminds me of my brother cutting his pasta after putting "mexican" 4 cheese mix on it and eating noisily.

>> No.8725506

>>8725142
Needs to be deep dish.

I think I'll order one next time I'm at Giordano's. (I wouldn't dare to do that to a Malnati's, not with their sausage and mushroom available.)

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>>8725142
I'll one up you.

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>> No.8725682

>>8725518
Never got this one, who DOESN'T put ketchup on hotdogs?

>> No.8725692

>>8725682
Me. Onions, relish, mustard, and/or kraut are the only toppings I really use. Sometimes I'll throw pickle slices on it instead of relish.
Nothing against ketchup, I honestly just don't care for it on my hot dog.

>> No.8725695

>>8725154
I steak that dry goes straight to my dogs.

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>>8725142
"Pick one, you got 30 seconds".

>> No.8725704

>>8725692
That was a pretty reasonable and mature answer, what the hell are you doing on /ck/?

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>>8725142

>> No.8725713

>>8725704
I haven't had any booze yet today

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>> No.8725745

>>8725142
food gore thread?

>> No.8725786

>>8725511
Where's that from? Doesn't look like any of the ones I'm familiar with (Malnati's, Giordano's, Uno's, Pequod, Burt's).

>> No.8725825

>>8725722
looks tasty desu

>> No.8726767

>>8725709
Fuck you that actually made me fucking pissed
Why are vegans degenerats?

>> No.8726774

Autistic guy confirming that nothing in this thread bothers me except the well done steak and the hot dog (hot dogs in general.)

Maybe you guys don't know what autism is?

>> No.8726777

>>8725695
but it's perfect. you know you can still eat raw meat on other occasions? which is perfect too

>> No.8726780

>>8725704
Fuck off back to R*ddit.

>> No.8726786

>>8725722
i had zaxby's 'bonless wings' (chicken nuggets) for lunch today

i didn't get insane because i didn't want to go back to work sweating like last time

>> No.8726793

>>8725142
>>8725153

what's wrong with those?
they look T A S T Y

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>>8726774
how dare you!
maybe someone should teach you how to behave as an autistic guy.

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>>8725722
bone wings rrrreeeeeeeeeee

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>>8726799

>> No.8726827

>>8726821
What is this and never show it again

>> No.8726863

>>8726827
it was found in a small wreckage near helsinki

>> No.8727151

>>8726827
A viral sci-fi short film.

>> No.8727157

>>8725172

This.

>> No.8727164

>>8725142
>people unironically hate pineapple on pizza
You niggers haven't LIVED until you've had pineapple on pizza.

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>>8725142

>> No.8727170

>>8727168
That filename lol

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>>8727189

>> No.8727214

>>8727189
This looks really good but the sauce is making me shake my head.

>> No.8727253

>>8727206
This is perfect tartar, who the fuck would get triggered by this?

>> No.8727289

>>8727214
>>8727206
>French Cuisine
>"Hey guys, lets see if these yuppie idiots'll actually eat raw meat!"

A meme food if I ever saw one.

>> No.8727296

>>8726767
That looks good you piece of shit

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>like a bait thread
>but NOT a bait thread

THIS IS AWESOME

>> No.8727353

>>8725142
I'm an Italian and never understood the hate for fusion food, I guess its because we are so stuck with cucina povera and cuchiaio della mamma.

>>8725147
This on the other hand

>> No.8727366

>>8726786
>>8726804
Don't knock boneless wings, they have their purpose...

But only if they're the same price per "wing" as wings. Per single unit, a "boneless wing" is usually about the size of 2-3 chicken nuggets, and contains more overall meat than a wing (an "elbow" or whatever you call the not-mini-drumsticks, since the mini-drums have even less meat). You miss out on extra skin/breading/surface area for sauce, but you get the benefit of be able to eat them with a fork, for better dipping ability and not requiring the washing/wiping of hands, for more efficient consumption. Also, if you're a faggot that can't eat every molecule of meat off of every bone and ligament of wings, "wungs" as I shall now call them, do not leave a single trace of evidence toward their existence afterward.

Actually, even if they're the same price by weight, you're still probably better off getting the wungs. Wings have the bones and ligaments and mini drums (which are a little meat on a lot of bone and joint) that make up for their weight. You're paying for bones! BONES! Even though bird bones are very light, they're still a percentage of the overall weight.

But I would never outright choose them over wings entirely. I love that god damn crispy skin on wings, and wungs are sometimes just processed slurry. If anything, I'd order both.

>>8726827
It's the first big step towards sex bots.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.

>> No.8727372

>>8727189
This reminds me of a horrifying picture I saw of a slab of meat that somebody was cooking, but when they cut it in half a shit ton of pus started leaking out of the center.

>> No.8727380

>>8727289
raw ground meat is also present in spanish cuisine.

>> No.8727387

>>8727372
Thanks anon, that is what I needed to get triggered.

>> No.8727422

>>8727387
Sorry I made a mistake, they weren't cooking it. It was raw. I imagine cooked pus would be way worse, but I don't even know what that would look like.

>> No.8727453

>>8725692
My man. Its all about the mustard when it comes to hotdogs.

>> No.8727470

>>8727168
This is actually one of my favourites really. But its probably all down to the tartar sauce and how the bun is so fluffy and warm. It feels good inside

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>>8725142

>> No.8728405

>>8727480
Apple pie was an English meme that Americans took too far.

>> No.8728408

>>8727480
I wanna suck the mist off them apples.

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This is a barbecue

>> No.8728422

>>8727480
God damn I love apple pie
>>8728405
I've never seen a pastry or pie from the UK that didn't contain meat

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This is a chicken burger

>> No.8728484

>>8727366
>wings
>can't eat with a fork because of the fucking bone
>need to physically touch them with your actual hands
>while they're covered in sticky sauce
>stickiness which you can't fully lick off or otherwise remove at the table even with napkins
Have fun eating with sticky silverware like a five year old you fucking degenerate

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Is a webm cheating?

>> No.8728504

>>8728503

Nooo why is he doing that

Why

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>>8726767
>cheese pizza
>vegan

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>> No.8728512

>>8728503
dear lord jesus christ

>> No.8728514

>>8725154
>raw on the edges

>> No.8728518

>>8725184

If you substitute diced mushroom for meat and then add a bunch of sliced mushrooms on top you can get a GOAT vegan chili, I make it sometimes because it costs fuck all. Don't forget to use extra oil to compensate for the loss of fat

>> No.8728521

>>8728512
Stop replying to your threads you illiterate fucK.

>> No.8728524

>>8728521
It's not my thread you fucking alcoholic

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>>8725142
Easy

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>> No.8728824

>>8725147
R-R-R Rhrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.8728838

>>8726821
amazing hat is it made of ?
wires trough actual meat, controlled by an adapting electric signals to make it move, why havent the nerve cells died?

>> No.8729013

>>8728422
There's a lot of fruit pie around Christmas in Bongistan

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