occupations

[Anonymous No.8716603]

So what do you autistic fucks actually do for a living? Because god knows you only cook for yourself, and maybe for your cat/dog, but definitely not for a real life gf or as an occupation.

[Anonymous No.8716608]

Im a CPA and my wife is a RN

[Anonymous No.8716612]

>>8716603
That's not really a food related question but I own an IT company and a Landscaping business.

[Anonymous No.8716614]

dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.8716625]

>>8716603
I work for postmates and go to school full time

[Anonymous No.8716627]

i am literally a fat neckbeard neet

i don't live with my parents or in a basement so i guess i have that going for me

(no dole either, living off of muh savings)

[Anonymous No.8716629]

>>8716603
architect, me and my husband both cook

[Anonymous No.8716632]

>>8716603
I'm studying animation and graphic design at a liberal arts college.

Yeah, I know. Fuck off. I held down a job working in the warehouse behind a Best Buy, I can go back to that if shit hits the fan. I'm just trying to see if I really can get my dream job work first. It also helps that my parents are well off and can support me for a while, but I don't plan on living off them much longer. I graduate in May.

[Anonymous No.8716634]

>>8716629
How big are your tits

[Anonymous No.8716640]

i drive dis

[Anonymous No.8716641]

>>8716612

What kind of IT?

[Anonymous No.8716644]

>>8716634
dont know never needed a bra being a male & all

[Anonymous No.8716646]

>>8716644
Kek.

[Anonymous No.8716652]

>>8716641
We just print the Steven King book 24/7.

[Anonymous No.8716654]

>>8716632
I just asked for your occupation bud, not your hopes and dreams. You can fuck off with those.

[Anonymous No.8716659]

>>8716644
What are you a faaaaaaaaaaaaag?

[Anonymous No.8716662]

>>8716654
Unemployed university student then.

[Anonymous No.8716663]

>>8716608
Is RN = registered nurse?

[Anonymous No.8716669]

>>8716603
Musician/producer and my wife is a software developer. She works from home and I work mainly evenings and nights, so we get to cook most of our own meals.

[Anonymous No.8716672]

>>8716663
Yes

[Anonymous No.8716674]

>>8716641
Custom cooling solutions - servers to gaming PC's.

[Anonymous No.8716677]

>>8716662
Oh good to know, especially since I couldnt figure that out from the first sentence of your first post.

[Anonymous No.8716684]

>>8716672
Well why wouldnt you just say nurse....Do you really think we give a fuck if shes a registered nurse? Just say "my wife is a nurse" next time. Also, no one gives a shit about ur wife. I asked u what YOUR occupation was, not hers.

[Anonymous No.8716689]

Systems engineer.

I live ~10 minutes away from work, so I've successfully cooked a few meals that sit for long periods of time then need immediate attention (bread, starting sous vide, etc.) by just popping in and out. Otherwise I tend to make my meals on the weekend because I'm just too worn out to do anything at the end of the day. Chili is a pretty common goto for me since I can just dump a bunch of things in the crock pot and I'm good for lunch/dinner for a few days.

Hard boiled eggs are also a great weekend cook for the working man; they can be used a snack throughout the week or make a boatload on Sunday and have enough for a couple meals. Come Thursday or Friday my food supply runs out so I usually resort to delivery food, though I'm getting better about making something instead -- usually soup as it's easy. I think I need to buy more Tupperware so I can get through the entire week with one day of cooking.

I also treat myself with sous vide steak every Sunday night.

[Anonymous No.8716690]

>>8716684
Lmao

[Anonymous No.8716691]

I make labels for bullshit craft beers.

>tfw you will always be a prole

[Anonymous No.8716697]

I chop around 20-30 pounds of onions a day

[Anonymous No.8716700]

I do operations.... like, I come in wasted or withdrawaling and sit at the desk half dead and answer phones or give advice or set up accounting for the week

[Anonymous No.8716708]

>>8716689
ALL I ASKED FOR WAS YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING OCCUPATION, NOT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE'S STORY.
No but seriously, why would you include 2 medium sized paragraphs describing the food you consume on a daily basis within your dismal pathetic life? No one asked you for it, and no one cares.

[Anonymous No.8716714]

>>8716697
Do you think u condense that into a single occupation, or is that to hard to do?

[Anonymous No.8716718]

Grocery store director. Married with two kids, although I usually work over sixty hours a week so I miss out on family events.

[Anonymous No.8716720]

>>8716708
Because you're in /ck/ not /soc/, so I made your shitty thread /ck/ related in addition to your topic.

Guess the thread just needs reported if you don't want to talk food.

[Anonymous No.8716721]

Still in Dental school.

[Anonymous No.8716724]

>>8716669
So your wife is mentally competent and intelligent, and you are incompetent and fairly unintelligent, so you try to make up for it in the kitchen, because god only knows you wont make it up to her in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.8716726]

Im a salesman at a car wash. Sounds shit but i make around 500-920 a day.

Recently got a girlfriend so i try to cook for her every now and then

[Anonymous No.8716727]

>>8716714
sometimes I'll do like 10 pounds of bell peppers

[Anonymous No.8716732]

In my part of the world, I'm called a sheik. My 4 wifes takes care of the food. I attend to our camels.

[Anonymous No.8716734]

>>8716721
Sooooooo a student. You couldve just said student....

[Anonymous No.8716741]

>>8716734

Yeah, guess so. Still a student.

[Anonymous No.8716742]

I drive


No I dont. Just wanted to say that. I dont even have a license

[Anonymous No.8716746]

delivery driver

[Anonymous No.8716750]

mow lawns for 4 hours a day. I'm poor but I only work 16 hours a week and I can live off of it.

[Anonymous No.8716751]

Nutritionist and public health investigator AMA

[Anonymous No.8716752]

>>8716741
> guess so
No no no, if you are in a university....and you are studying materials that pertain to a certain subject....you are a S T U D E N T.
There is no guessing, You dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.8716762]

>>8716691
What is this, a label machine for ants?

[Anonymous No.8716764]

>>8716750
Sooo you're just a lazy unambitious fuck? Okay

[Anonymous No.8716771]

>>8716751
> AMA
How about no. Now go fuck off to /fit/ if you really want that attention

[Anonymous No.8716772]

Media buyer for a tv network

[Anonymous No.8716780]

I'm surprised at the responses here to be honest, I thought there would be others but I'm a line cook.
Pic related a dish from our kitchen from last year.

[Anonymous No.8716794]

>>8716780
Scallops and...?

[Anonymous No.8716805]

>>8716794
Leaves....plants...green vegetables, you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.8716809]

>>8716724
Dunno. I'm the one with the Ivy League degree. I'm also the one who makes a per hour rate closer to that of a lawyer while she stresses out about this deadline and that. We end up splitting the expenses evenly. The bonus is that she's a talented musician as well and I can write code. So there are opportunities to work on each other's projects. And we both cook. Works out really fucking well. Though she is a little jealous here and there that I can make my nut in music without having to do the corporate thing.

[Anonymous No.8716814]

>>8716809
> falling for the bait and revealing your power lvl
nice

[Anonymous No.8716818]

I used to work at a gas station.

[Anonymous No.8716820]

>>8716603
I'm getting a doctorate in chemistry. I like McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.8716827]

>>8716820
This first sentence couldve been condensed into "im a student."
The second sentence was unnecessary because no one give a shit

[Anonymous No.8716828]

>>8716794
The white stuff on the bottom is a parsnip purée, the veg is Brussels sprouts with pancetta and then we also peel off the outer layer of the sprout and deep fry them so they are nice and crispy, then drizzled with truffle oil. Was pretty good, not too heavy.

[Anonymous No.8716830]

>>8716827
i like your attitude mister

[Anonymous No.8716831]

>>8716603
Security.

It sucks.

[Anonymous No.8716839]

>>8716818
"Do" is present tense. I want to know what you are DOing presently for money.
> Not "what have you done"
> Not "please list all previous occupations"
> Not "what is your life's story"
Just "what do you currently do for a living"
Read the question next time, u dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.8716843]

>>8716831
Did I ask you if you liked your job? No, because I dont give a flying fuck.

[Anonymous No.8716845]

I draw furry pornography with an emphasis on male to female transformations

[Anonymous No.8716850]

>>8716828
>truffle oil
Dropped

[Anonymous No.8716851]

>>8716814
I am comfortable with my power level. It's not some secret shame like posting on /a/ or /mlp/.

[Anonymous No.8716852]

>>8716845
Do the world a favor and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8716855]

I'm a useless faggot and I usually cook for my roomates. It works out that way because I don't understand portion sizes but I also don't eat a lot.

[Anonymous No.8716857]

>>8716742
Are you Ryan Gosling?

[Anonymous No.8716860]

>>8716855
We dont need an explanation about your pitiful life, just say "I'm a useless faggot."
Thats all thats needed

[Anonymous No.8716862]

>>8716851
you're in too deep

[Anonymous No.8716863]

>>8716852

did you get bored playing your warhammer dolls already?

[Anonymous No.8716866]

i actually do this for a living

[Anonymous No.8716867]

>>8716857
Please shut the fuck up, you are neither clever nor funny

[Anonymous No.8716870]

>>8716640
To work? What do you do when you get there?

[Anonymous No.8716875]

>>8716866
What is "this"?

[Anonymous No.8716879]

I brainwash children into leftism using modern remakes of old disney movies.

[Anonymous No.8716880]

>>8716860
I was joking, I'm actually made my fortune selling a startup I sold when I was 22 and now I eat out every day. Egg on your face.

[Anonymous No.8716881]

>>8716870
You are painfully stupid....

[Anonymous No.8716882]

>>8716875

shitpost on a greenlandian taco assembly rehabilitation homegroup

[Anonymous No.8716885]

>>8716880
*i've

[Anonymous No.8716891]

OP is mad as fuck

[Anonymous No.8716896]

>>8716867
Rude

[Anonymous No.8716897]

>>8716885
>>8716880
Wow, thanks for correcting your grammatical error that you made in your first post. None of us could actually read it until you clarified that you meant "I've" instead of "I'm"

[Anonymous No.8716902]

>>8716891
This is the most fun ive had in a while tbqh

[Anonymous No.8716912]

>>8716882
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.8716916]

>>8716879
Do you eat pizza while doing so?

[Anonymous No.8716926]

>>8716862
WAY too deep. But life is good so no fucks given.

[Anonymous No.8716927]

>>8716916
only if it's kosher.

[Anonymous No.8716929]

>>8716875
either shitpost or cook im not sure

[Anonymous No.8716933]

>>8716603
Animal food tester, I eat cat and dog food and help develop it into the final product.

[Anonymous No.8716943]

studying law

[Anonymous No.8716948]

>>8716943
So youre a student. Just say "im a student."
It's that simple

[Anonymous No.8716966]

>>8716948
so you work, just say you're a worker
it's that simple

[Anonymous No.8716977]

I'm a cook. A damned good one. I also own my own business with my wife cleaning/repairing rental units for move-ins and move-outs.

[Anonymous No.8716986]

>>8716966
"Worker" is not a specific job title, and therefore not a viable occupation.....dumbass

[Anonymous No.8716990]

I'm an IT sysadmin but enjoy cooking, that's why I'm here

[Anonymous No.8716992]

>>8716986
>This autistic manchild replying to everyone's post trying to be edgy

How's the 9th grade bud?

[Anonymous No.8716998]

>>8716977
I thought you was going to say carwash business for a second.

[Anonymous No.8717016]

>>8716603
I don't work anymore, so I just cook for my husband and pretty much nothing else until I find a new job.

[Anonymous No.8717024]

>>8716603
I'm a waitress in a cocktail bar. Waiting to meet the right guy.

[Anonymous No.8717026]

cook in a japanese restauraunt owned by actual japanese people, guess what, being a cook is shit! ask me anything

[Anonymous No.8717040]

Programmer, I usually just eat a work because they give me free food.
Cooking is too hard.

[Anonymous No.8717042]

>>8717024
whore.

[Anonymous No.8717049]

>>8716897
You're welcome. I'm sorry that you guys are bad at reading, maybe you should consider hiring a tutor.

[Anonymous No.8717073]

>>8716684
HAHAH BTFO

im a fucking fat neet loser who just moved back in with dad at 32

[Anonymous No.8717075]

>>8716697
what the fuck can I have that job?

[Anonymous No.8717088]

>>8716697
This job would suit me brilliantly, finally I can hide my tears.

[Anonymous No.8717090]

>>8716603
Front end software dev

[Anonymous No.8717093]

>>8716697
Why does this sound like an awesome job?
Oh, I'm autistic, right.

[Anonymous No.8717105]

>>8716851
Uff da

[Anonymous No.8717119]

>>8716603
I am actually sous chef at a high end steakhouse. Never been to cooking school but I had a lot of kitchen gigs in college. I loved cooking but I was already going to college to teach. I taught for a year after school until I tried to kill myself because of the hell that is the public school section. Actually make more money now and it's enjoyable. It sucks I wasted so much time and money before I realized teaching is an awful gig for a bitter sperg

[Anonymous No.8717163]

Warehouse technician

[Anonymous No.8717164]

>>8716603
Newspaper designer reporting in

[Anonymous No.8717165]

>>8716659
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.8717171]

Welder.

Nothing brightens up a long hard day like a good lunch.

[Anonymous No.8717174]

>>8717026
what's your least favourite part of the job?

do you numb yourself with anything?

[Anonymous No.8717176]

Janitor. I cook when I can, but sometimes end up going to the nearby burrito place.

[Anonymous No.8717178]

>>8716482
>Subs, sandwiches of all kinds really
What the fuck? That is something you should always make yourself.

[Anonymous No.8717185]

>>8717075
go work at a large convention centre that does large banquets

[Anonymous No.8717192]

>>8716632
The hell are you doing on a cooking board

[Anonymous No.8717209]

>>8716603
Commercial Real Estate Appraiser

[Anonymous No.8717279]

Living t h e housewife dream tbqh
>>8716708
Stop being an autist, posts like this make your shitty thread worth reading

[Anonymous No.8717285]

Guys, OP wrote his first datamining program for 4chan and flavor text really fucks it up, that's why he's so upset

[Anonymous No.8717287]

>>8716933

Are you a cat or a dog?

[Sage No.8717296]

Full time PA in an emergency room, part time flight paramedic.

Recreationally having a kek at OP's responses.

[Anonymous No.8717302]

>>8717164
What's a newspaper?

[Anonymous No.8717304]

daytime 6-11 bookkeeper helper, afternoon line cook 11:30-5 and nighttime security guard 10-4

[Anonymous No.8717312]

>>8716603
be a mommy's good boy

[Anonymous No.8717320]

Deli clerk :/

Easily the worst job I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.8717329]

>>8716689
I like your life anon.

[Anonymous No.8717353]

>>8716629
gay

[Anonymous No.8717360]

I'm a software engineer

[Anonymous No.8717370]

>>8717360
How much do you make? Wll you hire me?

[Anonymous No.8717376]

>>8716640
... I drive.