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8704027 No.8704027 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Meme foods

>> No.8704032
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>>8704027
Anything with Sriracha

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>> No.8704105

>>8704027
A well made beef wellington is literally the best a tenderloin can taste.

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>>8704027

>> No.8704123

>>8704027
A well made beef wellington is literally the worst a tenderloin can taste.

>> No.8705090

>>8704027
A well made beef Wellington is literally the okayist a tenderloin can taste.

>> No.8705466

>>8704027
>meme foods
>is X a meme, /ck/? I....I need to know so I can be a smug /ck/ cool kid

kill yourself, OP

>> No.8705482

Bacon.
Sriracha.

Really, there is nothing else that could stand in the same category. Bacon culture and sriracha culture are pure fucking cancer.

>> No.8705484

>>8705482
>forgetting avocado

>> No.8705492

Just because something is a meme doesn't mean it isn't good.

>> No.8705496

Bread, pasta, rice are the greatest memes

>> No.8705502
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Thread save. Post your attempts at meme foods. My soggy bottom Wellington.

>> No.8705507
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>>8705484
Avocado is on its way up, but it is not yet as obnoxious as either bacon or sriracha. There is no particularly widespread avocado culture yet.

As proof, google "bacon meme," "sriracha meme," and then "avocado meme."

>> No.8705511

>>8705484
>Forgetting potatoes
Same category as avocado too
Wrap both in bacon or some other shit, mash both into something else, etc.
It's gay because avocados are a staple Mexican item and potatoes are a staple Irish item

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I win

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>>8705511
>Wrap both in bacon

That is bacon culture.
A sufficiently virulent outbreak of swine flu could drive up the price of bacon enough that potatoes or avocados take the meme food spot, but until then there are two Kings of Cancer, no other applicants need apply.

>> No.8705543

>>8704027
Anything shoved down in our faces like junk food general

>> No.8705614
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YUMMMM RED FOOD DYE, HOW APPETIZING

This shit is fucking revolting, tastes like spicy, flavorless, greasy corn. Eat Andy Capp's Hot Fries, you fucking plebs.

>> No.8705619

>>8705614
>trash talks a shit-tier peasant junk food staple
>suggests an alternative shit-tier peasant junk food staple

>> No.8705718
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>>8705502
BACON BURGER DOG

It was edible but I wanted to throw it away after 2 bites

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>>8705502
mine was delicious, a little on the salty side but the next ones were gr8

>> No.8705802

>>8705502
btw did you not chill your beef for long before wrapping in the puff pastry? Or did you not wrap the filling to keep it from getting the pastry super soggy? curious what happened

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There's no way people actually enjoy this. I honestly think people who """like""" this shit are trolling. Probably more of a fashion choice than one of taste, like "LOL HEY GUYS I LIKE CRAAAAZY FOREIGN FOODS AM I COOL NOW". Get the fuck outta here with that.

>> No.8705820

>>8705619
>suggests an alternative shit-tier peasant junk food staple

You sound like a cunt who has never eaten Hot Fries. They're the clear patrician choice.

>> No.8705821

>>8705718
That looks fucking good

>> No.8705825

>>8705812
>hating sushi

That's a fucking meme. Rice plus seafood is such a broad category that you can't honestly claim to dislike it all.
Unless you hate ginger or wasabi, I guess.

>> No.8705826

>>8705514
all its missing is an aioli

>> No.8705862

>Avocado
>Bacon
>Pulled Pork
>Aioli
>Brioche in a savoury context
>Sriracha
>Sweet potatoes

>> No.8705879

>>8705820
Stop talking like a fag. Both are trash you fat ass.

>> No.8705950

bacon
avocado
sriracha
nutella
pumpkin spice
the mcchicken
IPAs
soylent
asiago cheese
chibata bread
pomegranate juice
wasabi peas
fireball 'whiskey'
korean barbecue
throwback sodas
bhan mi
panchetta
flavored taco shells

>> No.8705954

>>8705614
the only people who eat those a negroids

>> No.8706193

>>8704105
>>8704123
>>8705090
all true

>> No.8706206

>>8705802
I chilled the beef, but I must not have covered that part well enough with prosciutto and I might not have dried out the duxelle long enough. better luck next time. Good thing it was GFS PSMO tenderloins for 5.15 a lb.

>> No.8706344

>>8706206

I think you can actually get away with having some moisture in your duxelles. They actually look breddy good moisture wise. I think the problem might have been in the pastry getting a little too warm outside of the oven. If that butter melts before its time it's all ogre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDx8Jp2IH6Q

I tried out this guy's method (didn't put the sauce into the duxelles unfortunately) for my 2nd attempt and it turned out waaaay better than the first.

>> No.8706480

>>8705514
> "PROPER TASTY"

Fuck off.

>> No.8706488

>>8705514
I'd eat it

>> No.8706535

>>8705812
Sushi is delicious

>> No.8706563

>>8705954

This. Flaming hot snacks are for niggers. Never saw a respectable white man eat them.

>> No.8706648

>>8705614
>literal nigger food

>> No.8706654

>>8704032
>he likes well done.

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>>8705862
>pulled pork

>> No.8706978
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Garbage fish. I'll never understand how people ever became convinced that it's worth so much money.

>> No.8706993

>>8704103
no

>> No.8707010

>>8706563
I know a lot of girls that get wet over flamin hot cheetos

>> No.8707013

>>8705507
Avocado is too expensive in most of America to become a meme food.

>> No.8707050

>>8704103
you do not understand

>> No.8707065

>>8705812
agreed. I tried sushi so many times, even made my own, just to be disappointed every single time. I almost feel bad for not liking it, everyone around me says it's fantastic

>> No.8707066

>>8707010
Yeah Mexican girls

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>>8705812

>> No.8707086

>>8706978
Back in the day it was literally poor person food.

>> No.8707088

>>8707010
Apparently you know a lot of classy ladies

>> No.8707095

>>8706978
This. My family is obsessed with lobster. At best it's just a creamy compliment to the butter you dip it in, with a slightly fishy aftertaste.

>> No.8707140

>>8704027
Where have you seen beef wellington outside of an english restaurant?

>> No.8707143

>>8705514
>not eating your eggs with dill weed

>> No.8707145

>>8707143
You're the only egg here, dill weed.

>> No.8707146

>>8707145
:(

>> No.8707151

>>8704027
How is this a meme? It's very difficult to make, so no one does it. I've never eaten it but it sounds tasty.

>> No.8707161

>>8707050
>>8706993
Spot the obese turboweebs

>> No.8707179

>>8704098
*'Cha

>> No.8707185

>>8707161
>>8704103
Rice? How? It's a base for many good foods. Spanish rice is probably my favorite side dish ever.

>> No.8707193

>>8705507
Avocados? I mean, I dig avocados, but I've never heard people talk about them.

>> No.8707198

>>8706978
Because it tastes good.

>> No.8707628

>>8707161
I said that because they clearly do not understand what "meme food" means. But, if you think that liking rice makes you a weeb, your head is probably too far into your own anus to be retrieved.

btw not obese, I'm a runner so I carb load on rice or pasta.

>> No.8707939

>>8705812
>Eating meme americanized rolls
>Not enjoying high-quality nigiri

You're either land-locked, a plebeian, or both.

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>>8705507
I work at a regional chain place in the midwest and a guy asked for avocado slices in a to-go box when he came in for pie last night. It's a meme food now.

>> No.8708012

>>8705614
>>8705619
>>8705820
It's because you guys are doing it wrong, dump some chili lime Cholula into the bag and shake it up before you eat them.

>> No.8708022

>>8707185
only weeaboos eat rice

>> No.8708031

>>8705812
its become popular because we have abandoned our heritage and people find it trendy to eat the foods of non Whites.

>> No.8708034

Is there another cut other than filet you can use for beef wellington?
I don't have many grocery stores in my area so it's hard to get filet.

>> No.8708045

>>8707185
Rice is flavourless garbage, the only people who eat rice are third world peasants and sock fuckers who saw it in an anime.

>> No.8708064

Lobster is disgusting. I had lobster tail once and it was so gross. Fuckin steamed sea spider flesh

>> No.8708076

>>8708045
I don't know what gave you all these preconceived notions about rice, but you seem a little irked. Did a Vietcong rape you in a rice paddy or something?

>> No.8708112

>>8707146
*Internet hug*

Its not going to be ok, but your not alone.

Today a hug.

Tomorrow? Eh

>> No.8708128

>>8708076
Yes. I'm a 70 year old Vietnam vet shitposting about rice.

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>>8708128
I find it more plausible than you being this autistic about rice out of nowhere.

>> No.8708252

>>8708045
>What is Louisiana?

>> No.8708293

>>8708252
Third world peasants.

>> No.8708995

>>8705511
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

>> No.8709017

For me, it's the McChicken

>> No.8709074

>>8705532
with inflation, 1962 bacon is over $6

>> No.8709087

>>8705950
>I hate fun

>> No.8709100

>>8706206
>>8706344
>>8705802
>>8705502

use a rack and potentially precook your beef, i precook sous vide and it generally solves the problem.

or you could do the crepe thing. prosciutto isn't gonna keep the juices in, but the duxelles could if you cook them down long enough before hand

>> No.8709151

>>8708252
Just flood my shit up fampai

>> No.8709158

Quinoa and salted caramel

>> No.8709322

Fucking kale. Who actually likes kale? I might as well be eating my lawn clippings and yet people lose their minds over it.

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this absolute cancer

>> No.8709388

>>8709322

People sperg over it because it's nutritious.

It's delicious when cooked correctly. I've made it into Kimchi, and also cooked it like southern-style collard greens. Both are delicious.

>> No.8709402

Anything dish that has a name is a meme technically. Especially if there are recipes/receipts for it.

That being said, just because something is popular doesn't mean it's automatically bad.

Fuck avocado, sushi, lobster, kale, quinoa, and salted caramel though.

Beef wellington is good but it's way too overhyped and hard to get right.

Side note, if you eat egg yolk uncooked you don't deserve to eat eggs at all.

>> No.8709414

>>8709322
Kale and other greens have been eaten in poor communities in the south for a long time. It's really good in all kinds of dishes.

I really don't understand why some people develop such an aversion towards foods that gain popularity once others learn of health benefits or taste. I suppose some people just have to be different.

The only thing I would really consider a meme food is bacon. There are much better options in most cases. Having said that though, it doesn't stop me from enjoying bacon occasionally.

>> No.8709418

>>8709414
>I really don't understand why some people develop such an aversion towards foods

It's pretty simple:
-hear about new food, decide to try it.
-have no idea how to cook it and too lazy to look it up, so of course it gets prepared wrong and it tastes bad
-bitch about said food being awful

>> No.8709475

>>8704098
I'll seriously be glad when the fad dies and this shit disappears.

>> No.8709480

>>8709402

>anything wrong with a runny egg yolk

Your entire post is discarded because of your objectively shit taste.

>> No.8709553

>>8706978
crab light

>> No.8709561

>>8709553

I hate crab, not because of the way it tastes, but because you put in so much effort to get such a minimal reward.

>> No.8709570

>>8708045
rice with chicken stock is 11/10

>> No.8709574

>>8709561
true, thats why i only eat it at a restaurant on very special occasions
not worth the hassle of cooking it myself

>> No.8709588
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Underneath de mango tree
Me honey and me can watch for the moon
Underneath the mango tree
Me honey and me make boolooloop soon

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>> No.8709801

>>8709592
>Yes I'd like two orders of your finest steampunk vomit, post haste

>> No.8709952

>>8709087

>what are meme foods
>list of meme foods
>replying with a fucking retarded post

>> No.8709968

>>8706962
>he hasn't had pushed pork

>> No.8710057

>>8709592
I drink mate everyday, but it's an acquired taste. Unless you grew with it, odds are you won't like it prepared that way.

On the other hand, roasted until brown, made as tea, and then served with lemon and sugar is very popular even outside the S. Cone.

>> No.8710217

ITT food hipsters who can't be seen eating anything other people like

you're as bad as /mu/

>> No.8710267

I don't think that a food being a meme stops it from tasting good. I'm almost always disappointed when I eat bacon, and think that it is overused grotesquely- i feel the same away about american cheese.
However, food like avocado, pulled pork, mangos, kale, IPAs, aioli, sweet potatoes, etc- usually taste pretty great to me.

>> No.8710276

>>8709074
People like to forget about that

>> No.8710339

>>8705950
>panchetta and chiabatta are meme foods

Spotted the flyover

>> No.8710392
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This ridiculous shit

Also:
Pho
Pixar ratatouille
Hasselback potatoes
Shakshouka
Loaded fries
Omurice

>> No.8710427

>>8705812
i would take that as my last meal.

>> No.8710464

>>8705484
>trolling
Avocado is fucking good. I love guacamole. I literally eat avocado straight with a spoon.

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>>8705795
>Meat literally bleeding on the table

Everyone ITT is wrong.

The one true meme is rare meat. Absolutely barbaric and disgusting.

>> No.8710488

>>8710476
t. impoverished third worlder

>> No.8710508

>>8710476
>burning your meat

>> No.8710532

>>8705812
Walmart sushi doesn't count, anon

>> No.8710563

>>8705482
I've ate bacon all my life, I just don't understand the whole bacon meme thing.

Breakfast sausage is better tho

>> No.8710565

>>8705950

>Yes but still tasty
>With very good reason
>Yes, but not entirely unjustifiable
>Yes
>Yes
>For me, it is the mcchicken
>Never had one
>Never had it
>Never had
>Yes but tasty
>Sounds delicious
>Yes, and wasabi peanuts are way better
>Fireball is great
>Never had
>Just googled this, ugh
>Never had
>Never had
>Aaaaand never had

>> No.8710570

>>8705614
>Andy Capp's Hot Fries

And you dare call anyone a pleb, at least hot cheetos are crunchy.

>> No.8710586

>>8706978
I mean, I like lobster but it's way the hell over priced.

I'll just stick to my crawfish.

>> No.8710598

>>8710570
fuck that shit, andy capp's hot fries at least have a nice salty flavor, flamin hot cheetos have some heat but no flavor whatsoever and are the absolute worst of all ghetto foods

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>>8710570
patrician coming through

>> No.8710604

>>8710598
I'm not praising hot cheetos, I'm just saying you have shit taste.

>>8710599
my man

>> No.8710627

>>8710563
Bacon is simply a good, rich, salty, meaty, crispy, flavorful garnish that goes great in many things. The people who cringe over it are the people who spend way too much time on Reddit and other shitty sites looking at stupid recipes and pictures of it being used to excess everywhere. The problem isn't with the bacon, the problem lies with those people.

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>> No.8710638

Bak 2 reddit with your le meme food meme

>> No.8710645

[meat] cooked 3 ways

>> No.8710647

>>8710627
No, thing is, I don't understand the people who act like fags over bacon.

>> No.8710652

>>8710647

they like it

>> No.8710660
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There are some sick people out there.

>> No.8710694

>>8708031
This

>> No.8710830

>>8710565
how can you judge when you've only had less than half of the shit on the list

>> No.8710895 [DELETED] 

>>8710565
>fireball is great

You have to be 18 to be on this site

>> No.8710897

>>8710660
You never had a marmite butty for your packed lunch?

>> No.8710922

>>8710630
no

>> No.8710925

>>8710660
pleb detected

>> No.8711557
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>>8709592
You what

>> No.8712332

>>8705950
>korean barbecue

End your life

>> No.8712337

>>8710570
>at least hot cheetos are crunchy.

Uh, what? Hot Fries are perfectly crunchy, maybe you shouldn't slobber into the bag you fat degenerate.

>> No.8712487

>>8708031
>>8705812
I can agree that nowadays it's seen as a trendy food (like much of Japanese culture). But well-made sushi is fucking delicious. Lose the rolls and keep trying different nigiri or sashimi until you find a fish you enjoy. They each have their own unique, subtle flavor, and all the shit they throw into rolls masks it.

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This shit.

Hazelnut cake frosting does not go on everything.

>> No.8712531

>>8709384
Seriously 3 of the best ingredients ever. Them combined like that would be delicious. Are you calling the preparation cancer?

>> No.8712533

>>8704027
>>8705502
>>8705795
>beef "well"ington
>it's always medium rare

>> No.8712536

>>8710599
Ah yes, the only chips that come with a cancer warning.

>> No.8712539

>>8708128

kek.

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>>8710599
These are infinitely better

>> No.8712560

>>8705812
>for two
FUCKING JAPS REEEE
more like for half

>> No.8712917

>>8712487
>>8708031
>>8705812

sushi is not fucking 'trendy' for fuck's sake, it was trendy like 30 years ago, now it is simply a type of food you can expect to get in cities around the world.

>> No.8713117

>>8710508
>Wanting parasites after you eat it.

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>>8712917
Breh. We have a thread where flyovers are raging autistically about how they should be allowed to enjoy the fashionable new tiki culture fad, there are definitely places where sushi is trendy

In order to understand flyover culture you must first understand the theory of special relativity. A good way to let go of your preconceptions is to note the fact that "the Rachel" is still a popular hairdo amongst the authentic and festive flyover womenfolk.

You see, flyover land may seem intuitively to be just a "place" on a cartesian grid located between the Hudson River and the Diablo Range, but it is really a place in spacetime where the causal gastronomic echoes of the cold war, the columbian exchange, world war 2 in the pacific, NAFTA, and so on, are still rippling outwards from our observation point like gravitational waves, curving around the edges of the known universe and colliding on the other end, causing strange and wonderful moiré patterns that give us such delights as people arguing over whether tilapia is sufficiently "tiki" because it came from Trader Joe's which sounds kinda like Trader Vic's so it's definitely "the deffest", or, in this case, whether sushi is "memefood" on the same level as the new chocolate volcano cakes or the new "specialty bread" such as "baguettes" that hipsters pretend to love as a way of apologizing for being white, and is it acceptable to put the hip new avocado sauce (wacka mole? I don't speak mexican) on specialty bread and whether it is acceptable to eat chop suey with a fork or, for that matter, whether it is acceptable at all after the scheming jap sneak attack

These things will been happening out therethen in flyover because they existeding even outside our light cone. Scientists are not sure how this can been possible but a leading theory is that they're so obese from all the HFCS that they literally ripped a hole in spacetime and the laws of causality are all twisted up in a moebius strip of sorts.

>> No.8713165

>>8713117
>being such a pussy that you can't stand a few worms n' sheeit.

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>tfw when you manage to make Wellington beef
The beef is pretty good but the best part is the feeling of achievement of successfully working for 4 hours on this monstrosity.

>> No.8713175

>>8705812
nigiri sushi is good, but i'm not a big fan of nori

>> No.8713176

>>8705950
>panchetta
>chibata bread
De quoi?

>> No.8713177

>>8706978
Naw nigga you need to boil it in Armagnac
t. 19th century pro

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>>8708045
*hand gestures in italian*

>> No.8713189

>>8709588
I have no idea how much of a meme mango is but my mother always loves to make duck magret + mango. It's delicious

>> No.8713190

>>8710476
t. grandma

>> No.8713193

>>8713167
Their face when when

>> No.8713219

>>8710694
What's it like to be this fucking stupid? Go back to eating tendies you piss bin.

>>8712487
Yeah basically. Only rolls I like are ones with vegetables in them.

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This fucking shit. Stop using it on everything. It's fucking disgusting.

>> No.8713248
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8713248

Fucking tacos. Fuck this meme food. If I wanted mince in a giant fucking dorito, I'd do that. Fuck it off.

>> No.8713395
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8713395

>>8713146
omfg shut the fuck up you retarded autist

>> No.8713542

>>8706978
Some brit fishermen decided to pull a prank on some american tourists

the rest is history

>> No.8713546

>>8713146
O B S E S S E D

>> No.8713556
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8713556

>>8704027
1 whole 3-pound fish such as snapper, bream, sea bass or porgy
4 egg whites
2 cups kosher salt
1 bunch fresh thyme
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 lemon, cut into wedges


Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

Clean and gut fish, remove top and bottom fins, scale and remove gills. Whisk egg whites to soft peaks and fold in salt. Place thyme in body cavity and set aside. Place 4 tablespoons of egg white mixture on a large platter, suitable for oven to table use. Place fish on top of mixture and spoon remaining mixture over top of fish. Place fish and platter in oven and bake for 25 to 30 minutes. remove and strike crust to crack. Carefully remove salt crust from top of fish and divide flesh among two plates. Serve with good oil and lemons.

(An excellent accompaniment would be an arugula and tomato salad.)

>> No.8713558

>>8706563
>white man
>spicy food
I mean, duh. Mayo is spicy to you guys.

>> No.8713564

>>8709384
Not gonna lie, that looks cool and tasty.

>> No.8713692
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8713692

>>8706978
>fish

>> No.8713755

>>8705514
the overwhelming thought of the yolk eggy taste and avocado are giving me a headache

>> No.8713791

>>8704027
>be me
>at store yesterday
>see Guy Fieri wing sauce
>how bad could it be
its just liquid dorito sauce, like it tastes exactly how you expect buffalo doritos taste

>> No.8713818

>>8705514
This is just a variation on a scotch egg.

>> No.8713823

>>8705614
>Spic and Nigger Chow

>> No.8713828

>>8710565

cool fuckin' blog bro

>> No.8713834

>>8705614

>minority rations

>> No.8713914

>ITT: food I don't like, have never tried, or just think is overrated

>> No.8714077

>>8705484
I have 2 avocado trees nearly ready to be harvested (maybe 150 fruits or so per tree) I live in Fallbrook, CA, the avocado capital of the world.
I will never tire of eating my own ripe avocados. I look forward to it every year. They're not a meme for me, but people living in flyover states who go crazy for "guacamole" from their local "Mexican" restaurant are just being hyped for nothing

>> No.8714973

>>8713248

>Mince meat on a Dorito Tortilla.

Just in burgerland faggot.

>> No.8714983

>>8705514
Did you actually eat that....?

>> No.8714984
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8714984

It's like everyone's been putting this stuff in everything since forever

>> No.8714999

>>8705826
>>8705514
This.

>> No.8715010
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8715010

>>8710464
Bacon and Sriracha are good too. You're missing the point.

It kind of died down recently, but here's my submission.

>> No.8715018

>>8707193
You don't remember when it became acceptable to put advocado on everything?

Right around the same time runny eggs became a meme. And sunny side up has always been my favorite.

>> No.8715030

>>8705812
It's definitely a meme. One day everybody loved it all of a sudden. Even the basic white bitch that has Starbucks sugar bomb milkshakes for 2/3 meals.

I really enjoy it, though I can only eat about 8 pieces of the traditional style. My stomach acts wierd whenever I eat a lot of raw meat.

>> No.8715036

>>8709384
shut up you double nigger

>> No.8715048
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8715048

>>8705614
I used to love Andy Capps hot fries but I can't even enjoy them now. Pic related are 9,000 times better. The dye is overkill.

>> No.8715058

>>8710599
Yeah, no.

I was advised to try these. They suck ass.

Taste like burnt pubes mixed with overcooked fritos hosed down with rancid artificial candy lime that gives it a sickly sweet note.

>> No.8715071
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>>8713244
cilantro is awesome and i am sorry it tastes like soap to you, ur missin out

>> No.8715074

>>8705514
Yeah, you win.

>> No.8715094

>>8712332
Man you guys are fucking stupid.

Something can be a meme and be well liked. That's usually the case, in fact.

>> No.8715114

>>8709322
I genuinely enjoy the taste of kale...

Need a just little pork and garlic added, though.

>> No.8715130

>>8709480
People like you are the reason runny egg is a meme.

>OMFG HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE BACON/SRIRACHA/THING I LIKE! ITS GOOD ON FUCKING EVERYTHING!

And I almost always eat my egg runny.

It's like how I can enjoy a show, even though the fanbase is cancer.

>> No.8715192

>>8715114
try making kale chips

better than potato chips imo but if you eat a fuckload you will have enormous green shits

>> No.8715201

8715058
you're not even getting your (You)

>> No.8715287

>>8710598
the salsa fries had such good taste but I can never find them anymore...

>> No.8715334

>>8709592

Yeah I like to drink pesto too

>> No.8715345

>>8715130
>everyone who likes thing is cancer
>except me, I'm cool
um, ok?

>> No.8715357

>>8715010
All Milk that isn't breast fed is a meme anon.

>> No.8715365

>>8705484
>Siracha? I put that shit on everything!
>Bacon? What isn't great with bacon, am i right!?

You can't put avocados in that same category anon. The only thing people do with avocados is make guacamole, or maybe put some slices on a sandwich.

>> No.8715394

>>8705812
I got sick after eating too much and now I can't manage to even swallow one rice roll sushi thing. I could probably manage the half roll looking things, and would have no problem with raw fish by itself (would prefer smoked though).

I think it is the texture and possibly the seaweed. Not sure, but I can't bring myself to chew through it enough to make a force swallow manageable.

>> No.8715448

>>8705950
>>8710339

Ciabatta you illiterate dogs. And it's literally the only decent bread those spaghetti fucks can make.

>> No.8715460

>>8710630
Kek, how often do you see people eating that shit? I eat it like four times a year - it's good sautéed with fish or in a shrimp pasta dish, or you can deep fry it.

>> No.8715504

>>8704103
i hate you

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8715556

>>8713146
I love you, never stop posting here

>> No.8715574

>>8713755
A poached egg on top of smashed avocado on toast is delicious.

It's a meme that people are willing to pay $20 for it in cities like San Francisco and Melbourne.

>> No.8715575

>>8713146
Kek spot on

>> No.8715882
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8715882

butter, just butter.

>> No.8715915

>>8713244
wording, cilantro is disgusting and about half the people going through my checkout lane get it.

>> No.8715936

>>8704098
Chipotle had its own fad period and I can't hate either. Its like this board is falsely manufacturing the level of contrarianism on the rest of 4chan to dis a fucking pepper.

>> No.8715966

>>8705482
I'm so sick of all the "omgggg bacon!" bullshit that goes around. It just tastes like salt and grease.
>>8710563
Is right on all counts

>> No.8715974

>>8710476
>bleeding

>> No.8715982

>>8715966
I haven't had it for three years because of poverty but I had about 3 slices today and you're right, shit's pretty repulsive.
I already don't like pork and sausage, may as well add that to the list. Ham is still fine though.

It belongs in salads or less salty things. Cheeseburger is as far as I would go.

>> No.8715987

>>8713244
>picture of parsley
>filename says coriander
>people think it's cilantro

Cilantro is disgusting, yes, but what exactly is going on here? Is everyone in this thread high?

>> No.8715998

>>8715987
OK nevermind I get it.
Coriander, parsley and cilantro are the same exact plant but depending on how you need your dish to sound, you call it parsley in front of normal people, coriander in front of rich people and cilantro in front of beta nu-male reddit browsing hipsters that wear thin cloth neckscarfs during summer and always have starbucks in their hand.

This explains a lot.

>> No.8716025

>>8715010

Soy milk is better anyway. Plain, unsweetened, unflavored soy milk, of the cheapest possible brand, the one that has been in the corner of the general store since the late 1970s.

>> No.8716029

>>8715987
>>8715998

This level of flyover is *unprecedented*, and I live in what is technically flyover land

>> No.8716059

>>8716029
But if you Google cilantro, coriander comes up.
Because it is the exact same thing.
And parsley is only slightly different but in essence, spirit, kingdom, order, family and genus.

Hey, quiz.
What places in the US do you consider NOT to be flyover?
Define the term or I'll just laugh at the bandwagon hopping buzzword spewing fecal matter you call an opinion.

You have literally no idea what you even mean by saying something, but you imply superior knowledge by using terminology you found in your favorite mcchicken thread?
You, sir, are what we call a moron.

>> No.8716199

>>8716059
In countries that are not Australia, coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant

Parsley is about as related as basil when it comes to use and how it taste

>> No.8716235

>>8716059
>What places in the US do you consider NOT to be flyover?

Wherever people understand the difference between fucking parsely and cilantro

>> No.8716312

>>8710392
what's the problem with shakshouka and omurice?

>> No.8716423
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8716423

>>8716059
> What places in the US do you consider NOT to be flyover?

>> No.8717160

>>8709475
It's not really a fad. People in far east use this a lot and it came with them to small restaurants in west. Been over 30 years easily...

>> No.8717169
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8717169

>>8704027

>> No.8717389
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8717389

>>8704027
miesny jez

>> No.8717406

>>8708045
It compléments meals nicely. What type of fagget es-tu?

>> No.8717436

>>8705826
W-what wrong with all-i-oli?

>> No.8717445

>>8717169
literally the only reason I'd consider traveling to turkey some day

>> No.8717458

>>8714984

Underrated post.

Grain is the biggest meme ever, humans can't even process refined grains properly.

Its all been downhill since the agricultural revolution.

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>> No.8717699

>>8704098
Yeah, fuck this sugary pulp

>> No.8717734

>>8717458
Then why is bread consistently depicted as the 'staff of life', and why do competent dieticians regard carbohydrates as a staple of a balanced diet and your main source of energy/nutrition?

>> No.8717739

>>8713248
I won't disagree that tacos are meme food, but if that's your description of a taco, you obviously don't know what a taco is.

>> No.8717782
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8717782

>>8709322
>Who actually likes kale?

The Dutch, since long before meme foods existed

>> No.8717835

>>8717734
>Then why is bread consistently depicted as the 'staff of life',

That term was coined centuries ago when people still believed that bloodletting cured diseases. People didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. All they knew was that bread was a way to feed a lot of people cheaply, they had no idea of the health implications.

>>competent dieticians
There's no such thing. A dietician is the modern day equivalent of a shaman. We think they are experts, but they generally are very short on actual medical knowledge. Being a "dietician" requires very little accredited education.

>> No.8717847

>>8713146
So is calling people flyovers what you do when calling them cucks doesn't work?

>> No.8717862

>>8717847

>guy makes funny fucking post out of the blue
>flyover offended by being the object of a funny fucking post tries to undermine the humour with some bullshit political accusation

>> No.8717882

>>8715448
I like how you went through the effort to point out that he misspelled ciabatta, but not pancetta. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

>> No.8717884

>>8717847
I think you have your memes confused, "cuck" is flyover for "someone who likes something I'm afraid to try because it wasn't on Indiana restaurant menus in 1953"

>> No.8717919

>>8713818
You mean an insult to the scotch egg.

>> No.8717932

>>8717862
>funny post
>funny
>post
That post was fucking reddit incarnate but I guess its k cuz le flyobers xDDD

>> No.8717935

>>8717932

reddit is not an adjective you /b/-tier moron. guy put the effort in and got results, you on the other hand are just retching with butthurt

>> No.8717943

>>8717935
>reddit is not an adjective
It is when you're using it to describe someones actions.

>> No.8717952

>>8717935
>Guy vomits out some retarded platitudes about le science, relativity! haha!
>if it weren't for his inclusion of flyover memes you would be similarly disgusted

Selling 4chan down the river for the sake of a stale /ck/ meme, for fucking shame anon.

>> No.8717958

>>8717952

>platitudes

doesn't mean what you think it means. your autism about pop science references isn't protective of le 4chan culture, it actually harms it.

>> No.8718135

>>8717862
Whoa flyover detected

>> No.8718259

>>8713146
This post is painfully unfunny; try posting a few more samefag "kek" responses so nobody will notice.

>> No.8718390

>>8717932
flyover detected

>> No.8718391

>>8717952
flyover detected

>> No.8718394

>>8718259
flyover detected

>> No.8718404

>>8715987

coriander and cilantro are the same

>>8715998

parsley is a different plant

>> No.8718420

>>8709384
>mfw avocado became such a meme that it went into short supply in a lot of countries and is incredibly overpriced
There is literally an avocado black market in NZ

>> No.8718433

>>8705862
>>Pulled Pork
I should end your life.
It's fantastic as a simple sandwich.

>> No.8718441

>>8716423
This

>> No.8718446

>>8718433

it is definitely a meme though

>> No.8718620

lot of flyover tears ITT

>> No.8718639

>>8706563
Man, you just don't know how to enjoy yourself do you?

>> No.8718644

>>8706978
It's just a bigass crawdad. Still taste good. At least I don't eat catfish.

>> No.8718646

>>8707013
Not in California baby. Eat my fucking fruit.

>> No.8718647

>>8713184
What a waste of saffron

>> No.8718650

>>8707086
What's wrong with classic poverty food? Shepards pie and BBQ are delicious.

>> No.8718656

>>8708064
The goal is to eat your enemies.

>> No.8718663

>>8718650
This.

Even a bunch of the "french classics" you'd see at a michelin-starred restaurant are based on peasant food. cassoulet, coq au vin, etc...

>> No.8718699

>>8715574
SF here. The shit people get away with in this city is criminal. I once ordered a BLT at a cafe I was at with my GF and they brought me a single slice of untoasted bread scraped with some kind of aioli, two skinny strips of bacon, a cherry tomato cut in half, and they sprinkled like six leaves of fresh arugula on top. $14. Fuck. That. Shit. How on earth do you fuck up a BLT.

>> No.8718726

>>8705812
love sushi but i can't stand seaweed so i fuck hard with nigiri and sashimi
i'll eat a roll if its an amazing one but if its just some basic ass rice and tuna with no other filling and no sauce then i can't deal with the seaweed flavor

>> No.8718730

>>8715058
fucking this
that artificial lime flavor is so god damn disgusting i can't even smell these things without wincing

>> No.8718853

>>8718650

WHY WOULD YOU NAME A PIE AFTER A GUY CALLED SHEPARD

>> No.8718858

>>8717160
This is true. I remember seeing bottles of this stuff on every table at every Pho restaurant I ate at in Portland as far back as 1998. Only in the last few years has it been turned into the meme it has become though.

>> No.8718868

>>8718853

It's not named after some dude.

It's named that way because it's poor person food.

>> No.8718877

>>8710563
>I just don't understand the whole bacon meme thing.

American Millennials.

Any time you see someone calling bacon a meme you can safely ignore them.

>> No.8718897

>>8708045
>Rice is flavourless garbage

So is wheat flour. Do you sperg yourself about bread too, you fucking mong?

>> No.8718904

>>8717782
This. Boerenkool met Worst is fucking great. Fucking American hipster cunts ruining Kale.

>> No.8718914

>>8718135
>>8718390
>>8718391
>>8718394
Could you contract cancer and die painfully? Thanks man.

>> No.8718917

>>8718897

Neither are flavorless assuming you buy good stuff and not factory-farmed shit where the only goal is the cheapest possible product.

>> No.8718933

>>8718917
>Neither are flavorless

Raw white flour is pretty much flavourless. The taste of bread comes from fermentation.

>> No.8718943

>>8718933

It's more complicated than that, once you cook bread the flour itself does contribute flavour.

>> No.8718945

>>8718933
>Raw white flour is pretty much flavourless.

I'll say it again. Get some good flour and it's nowhere near flavorless.

Start here. http://ansonmills.com/ Order yourself a sample. Prepare to be blown away.

I was blabbering like a drunkard the first time I tried their rice after seeing a chef rave about it on "mind of a chef".

>> No.8718948

>>8718914
spotted the flyover

>> No.8718982

>>8718945
It's astounding how much less chemically and delicious the stuff tastes.

We can blab all day anon but they are so deep in the hole that they ACTUALLY BELIEVE that the FDA is putting stuff that is good for them in their food, and they will die if they don't eat it.

Listen to this man if you dare, you might not enjoy unpoisoned wheat at this point though.

Keep the fight up friend, it's nice to have an ally after 3 years of trying to teach /ck/ an infantile level of understanding in the world of "don't eat that."

>> No.8718991

>>8718945
Also on the flavor thing, the FDA requires the wheat germ be removed and replaced with a synthetic chemical slew.

Basically they remove all the flavor and nutrients and replace them with synthetic versions and then they feed the wheat germ to animals.

This is why your flour tastes like shit and chemicals.

>> No.8719016

>>8718948
Just, like, some sort of bone cancer. I understand that one is really bad. If not that, something that causes rectal hemorrhage would be great.

>> No.8719029

>>8705507
Avacados are THE american meme food. it's become attached to the normie "white chick" meme

>> No.8719034

>>8708031
>/pol/a/ck/
I didn't know you even existed. do you consider fusion food race mixing?

>> No.8719043

>>8719016
found the flyover

>> No.8719368

>>8705812
I had very... exotic, wild caught fish as sushi when I visited a small Island off the coast of Japan. The amount of care that went into preparing my sushi dish...

It really changed me forever. Now I get bi-yearly sushi cravings that require a $70 meal to satisfy...

>> No.8719389

>>8719029
I'm not American, but my mom fucking loves avocados. I don't really get the hype, they're fine for making a mixed dip out of like guacamole, but otherwise it's just like they're aggressively bland.

>> No.8719406

Literally every recipe is a meme

>> No.8719423

>>8719406
Yeah but see, that assumes you're using the actual meaning of the word "meme", and not the /ck/ meaning which is something along the lines of "a thing some people like but I don't like it quite as much and I really wish they would stop liking it already."

>> No.8719484

>>8719423
Stop me meming meme

>> No.8719916
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>>8705812
>There's no way people actually enjoy this.

Never had sushi but I'd like to try it, though I don't want to waste money on shit.

This place has 4/5 stars, should I try it and what should I get?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/sushi-bon-warren?osq=sushi

>> No.8719932
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>>8716059
>But if you Google cilantro, coriander comes up.
>Because it is the exact same thing.
>And parsley is only slightly different but in essence, spirit, kingdom, order, family and genus.

Parsley is fine but cilantro literally tastes like soap.

It's terrible.

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8720062

>>8704103

>> No.8720092

>>8719932
>he has the soap/cilantro gene

I'm sorry anon

>> No.8720128

>>8719932
Cilantro is delicious

>> No.8720483

>>8704098
>go into chic fil a
>they have a sriracha sauce
>the only cock on it is their cock and not the sriracha cock
Chic-Fil-a does know that sriracha is a brand, and not a type of sauce right?
It's like taking a hot sauce bottle and calling it tabasco
Tabasco's a brand, not a fucking type of sauce

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8720496

>>8706978
t. someone who hasn't had lobster bisque

>> No.8720818

>>8713146
Del.ici.ous.

>> No.8720844

>>8705812
Having had sashimi in Japan, I was thoroughly unimpressed. There are far better things in Japanese cuisine.

>> No.8720858

>>8717565
As a slav I feel this deeply.
Salted herring tastes fucking disgusting, stop putting this shitty salad onto every celebration table.

>> No.8721001

>>8704098
Kikkoman sriracha is actually really fucking good, less sweet and a whole hell of a lot more spicey.

>> No.8721002

>>8710476
Carcasses are exsanguinated. Blood and myoglobin-heavy water are not the same things.

>> No.8721019

>>8718644
>At least I don't eat catfish.
Niggawhut? Catfish might be bottom feeders,but they are some of the best fish out there. Especially battered and fried to perfect flaky melt-in-your-mouth perfection.

>> No.8721050

>>8720483
see >>8720062
Sriracha is just a sauce, named after a city in Vietnam. Huy Fong is the brand.

I still have a bottle of it from when I fell for the meme. I mean, it's not terrible, just overused. I really only add it to Asian foods.

>> No.8721056

>>8709322
I had it for the first time not long ago when it showed up on my plate at a nice restaurant. It was actually pretty good, was surprised I liked it particularly when I tend to be quite averse to green leafy stuff.

>> No.8721432

>>8713248

Fuck your pussy gringo taste. Tacos are a gift from the heavens. I'll eat some today.

>> No.8721439

>>8704103

By itself, i agree. Only good for mole and similar dishes.

>> No.8721455

>>8720496
Could be worse. Look at truffles. They literally taste like dirt, yet they are $1k a pound.

>> No.8721478

>>8705812
>lol you can't like it if somebody I don't like likes it
Yeah gtfo.

>> No.8721547

why are sweet potatoes a meme food? they taste amazing and good source of vitamin A

>> No.8721713
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8721713

>>8719916
Chirashi is a great way to try a bunch of different kinds of fish all in one go, I like to order those whenever I go to a new place.

>> No.8721717

>>8720483
>Chic-Fil-a does know that sriracha is a brand, and not a type of sauce right?

No, and neither do most people because they're morons

>> No.8721733

>>8721717

Sriracha is not a brand. It is indeed a type of sauce. Google it.

The BRAND of sriracha that most people are familiar with is Huy Fong. They're the ones with the rooster on the bottle and the green cap. However there are many other brands who also make Sriracha.

>> No.8721744

>>8721733
You're a retard, I'm agreeing with you

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>>8713146 (Dead)

>some flyover got buttblasted enough to report this to the janny

>> No.8721936

To summarize this thread: Meme foods are fucking good.