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Cheap whore wine thread. Only one I can think of is arbor mist. Stories? Suggestions?

>> No.8697674

>>8697669
is that the girl from pornhub?

>> No.8697720

>>8697669
OP is trying to make famous some girl who thinks he's a piece of shit.
/thread

>> No.8697743

>>8697669
Arbor mist is only 6% so I would not be able to get drunk on it. I've never had it for that reason. I used to buy fox brook wine for $2 a bottle when I was 21. I think it's $3 now but I live within 100 miles of Napa so I can get okay wine for $5 a bottle.

>> No.8697745

thiccccc

any wine in a box

>> No.8697759

>>8697669
Trader Joe's. 3 dollars for a pretty solid red.

Get a bottle of one and one of their six packs and you're good to go. Their six pack is like 6.7%.

>> No.8697762

I'll take the nudes if you got 'em

>> No.8697769

>>8697674
>>8697720
>>8697762

can someone pls explain?

>> No.8697778

>>8697669
yellow tail
franzia
barefoot
carlo rossi

>> No.8697843

>>8697759
I can't believe it's not the 2 1/2 buck chuck anymore. How long will they keep jewing us? The Sauvignon Blanc is my favorite of theirs.

>> No.8697850
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>>8697778
I fuck with these. Usually the Carlo blush for sipping. Practically alcoholic Welch's. Out of this tier what would anyone recommend for a solid white, good for drinking and cooking.

>> No.8698377

>>8697669
I too like breasts

>> No.8698434

>>8697778
>Franzia
Can confirm. It's the official 'wine' of trashy white girls everywhere.

>> No.8698456

-this
-primativos and merlots in general
-anything red in a box

>> No.8698495
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8698495

>>8697769
tits=free replies

>> No.8698508
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8698508

>tfw that wine bottle is not your penis

>> No.8698643

>>8698495
continue

>> No.8699095

Where are the nudes

>> No.8699140

>>8697669

Of all the 3 dollar wines I've had, Aldi's Winking Owl is by far my favorite.
I like their Pinot Grigio, not so much a red guy.

>> No.8699146

>>8698434
>>8697778

Franzia tastes like alcoholic powerade. I wish I didn't hate it so much, it's cheap but I can't stand it.

>> No.8699257

>this poor teenage titcow has no idea what freaks are on this site leering at her picture

>> No.8699550

>>8697843
That's what we get for abandoning the gold standard. Inflation is inevitable with fiat currency.

>> No.8699579

>>8697778
>basic bitch liquor cabinet starter kit.jpg

>> No.8699582

>>8699257
> still refers to her as a titcow

>> No.8699587
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8699587

THICC
H
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8699609

>>8697674
Explain yourself. I need to FAP soon

>> No.8699612

>>8697762
>>8698377
>>8699095
>>8699587
>>8699609
hucow thread?

> technically food related

>> No.8701152

>>8699140
How can a wine be 3 dollars?
Isn't that vinegar?

>> No.8701184

>>8701152
It's called mass production.

>> No.8701209

>>8697720
So its revenge on some horrible woman?
I can get behind that

>> No.8701240

>>8701209
Don't care about her personality, I just want to see her doing jumping jacks

>> No.8701445
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8701445

I feel like the tit pics are taking for fucking EVER.
Can we get like a browser extension feature that notifies you when OP delivers? Because, not going to lie, that would just be tremendous.

>> No.8701558

please OP

>> No.8701562

Echo Falls

>> No.8701609

>>8697669

She's cute...I'd def ass fuck those tits...if you know what I mean...

>> No.8701614

I want to milk her and make cheese to go with the wine

>yes thats a thing, human milk cheese

>> No.8701638

>>8701558
>>8701209
>>8699095
>>8698643
>>8697762

All these poor, sad idiots who can't figure out how to google.
http://knuckledraggin.com/2016/07/somebodys-getting-laid-tonight-7/

Nothing to see here.

>> No.8701817

Mamma Mia red, if it hasn't already been mentioned.

>> No.8702353

>>8701638
actually there's a better source on reddit linking to the imgur album with like 10 or so pics. Either you can't google or you were too scared to post a reddit link oh well

Also, and chilled box wine that's full of sugar in response to OP

>> No.8702356

>>8701609
What did you meant by this

>> No.8702360

>>8697669
>>8698495
m-m..more

>> No.8702404

>>8699257
poor teenage titcow caught me right off guard, top kek

>> No.8702965
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>>8697669

Beringer Rose White Zinfandel

Or

Beringer White Zinfandel

Both Disgusting

Both purchased by middle aged white women trying to appear "sophisticated"

At the store I work at it is normally $5.99, but the rotating sales lower the price to $3.99 and a every other month sale will set you back $2.99, willing to purchase 2 cases, make that $1.99.

Stuff is swill, one of the representatives of our distributor told us it is the crap they "wash out" of the tanks, add water to a nearly empty steel tank, hose it around, bottle it.

We recommend to customers to use it in a "Summery" wine spritzer, be sure to chill, ice cold is best

Can't tell you how many Subaru and Prius trunks I have loaded up with this shit for the slack breasted, crock wearing, 60+, frizzy grey haired, femmist lesbains.

Enjoy your Piss-Rose.

>> No.8703022

nobody cares about wine

we want the boobies

>> No.8703023
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8703023

Barefoot White Zinfandel/Pink Moscato, the drink of choice for women who don't enjoy alcohol because they're never had a good cocktail/beer. To be fair, its not that bad and no one actually thinks its 'fancy', its just shit for girls to drink to get drunk for cheap.

>>8702353
Yeah reverse image search gave this pretty quickly
http://imgur.com/a/FeZ8u

>> No.8703037

>>8702965
in general, any Zinfandel which is not dark red is utter garbage

>> No.8703043

>>8697669
What about that $3 Trader Joe's wine? That's alright. I'd probably just get the Franzia myself, desu.

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>>8703023
UUHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>> No.8703843

>>8702353
Actually, I didn't care enough to wade past the first google result when it proved my point (OP has nothing to deliver) but congrats on revealing that you are so desperate for teenage tits that you'll spend literallly seconds scouring google for an album of subpar pictures.

>>8703023
LITERALLY. SECONDS.