Food Gore Thread

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Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:44:44 2017 No.8685812 [Reply] [Original]

Food Gore Thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:47:03 2017 No.8685821 >>8685812 what a McMeme™

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:48:31 2017 No.8685827 >>8685812 he fell for the gluten-free meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:48:41 2017 No.8685828 >>8685821 But that's Burger King, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:51:33 2017 No.8685836 File: 85 KB, 625x635, 1486716517187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:55:27 2017 No.8685846 File: 1.99 MB, 2448x3264, vansleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685812 i actually order something similar everytime i go cheeseburger with no bun or toppings. for my doggo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:55:35 2017 No.8685847 >>8685836 jesus christ that's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:58:31 2017 No.8685853 File: 120 KB, 540x720, taco blizzard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:01:32 2017 No.8685862 File: 127 KB, 500x525, 1488110421426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:08:49 2017 No.8685892 >>8685836 Thanks feminism

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:19:27 2017 No.8685931 File: 18 KB, 226x167, 1488841526321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685836 >medium rare

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:24:34 2017 No.8685952 File: 37 KB, 130x170, ainsleyface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685853 >Black

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:25:33 2017 No.8685956 File: 315 KB, 720x404, i dont even know what this is.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:27:07 2017 No.8685961 File: 161 KB, 1024x576, hot 'za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:28:18 2017 No.8685968 File: 83 KB, 628x640, it's art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:29:02 2017 No.8685973 File: 287 KB, 1280x960, 1489101484146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:29:21 2017 No.8685975 File: 233 KB, 900x1200, refried beans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:30:23 2017 No.8685978 >>8685973 DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:30:35 2017 No.8685979 >>8685812 Can you order a burger with no ingredients and still have it go through?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:31:56 2017 No.8685987 File: 154 KB, 768x768, buffalo wild wings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:16:34 2017 No.8686111 >>8685956 Its lazy but probably still good food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:17:44 2017 No.8686119 >>8685987 holy SHIT LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:27:46 2017 No.8686163 >>8685836 this does actually taste really good, I've never eaten more than one little sliver though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:28:04 2017 No.8686165 >>8685973 I have never understood what the fuck are those toppings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:29:49 2017 No.8686171 >>8686165 kraft singles or equivalent no I can't tell either if they were left in the plastic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:29:57 2017 No.8686172 >>8685846 Do you live in a van?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:40:18 2017 No.8686210 >>8685956 I mean it looks a little bland colour wise but I imagine that tastes good, absorbs the flavour from the meat and bone marrow into the rice.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:41:56 2017 No.8686217

>>8686165

'kraft singles' usually refers to processed american cheese, that is made from milk and has some legit uses.

however, there is a cheaper version of it, called 'processed american cheese product' which is actually mostly soybean oil or vegetable oil or something that isn't really dairy.

Heating up real american cheese makes it melt into a nice creamy orange goop often seen on cheeseburgers, but heating up the processed cheese product basically curls and burns it, turning it into dark grey/brown plastic like that image. The fact that it's hard to tell if the plastic was left on or removed before cooking, gives you an idea of what quality the latter is.

If you want to legitimately criticize American food, processed cheese product should not fucking exist or be used in anything. Its only real purpose is to deceive customers into thinking it is cheap cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:43:46 2017 No.8686222 >>8685968 I can't wait for Stranger Things season 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:46:16 2017 No.8686232 File: 63 KB, 470x375, fish ship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:53:31 2017 No.8686249 >>8685987 HOLY. FUCK. As a cook for buffalo wild wings I dont even understand how this can be even be overlooked by the staff!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:01:51 2017 No.8686274 >>8685846 Sleep tight, pupper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:12:22 2017 No.8686310 >>8686217 >there is a cheaper version of it There is a cheaper version of fake cheese? Fuck, that sounds absolutely revolting. Who the fuck would eat something like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:02:22 2017 No.8687231 >>8686310 vegans

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:07:17 2017 No.8687256 >>8686165 IIRC it was vegan cheese substitute

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:27:40 2017 No.8687604 File: 89 KB, 500x492, 1489014292811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:40:02 2017 No.8687642 File: 440 KB, 1434x1320, KALLqR3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:46:59 2017 No.8687663 >>8685846 Comfy looking van. I daydream about van livin' sometimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:47:29 2017 No.8687665 >>8685836 This looks good af. Wtf is wrong here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:51:36 2017 No.8687679 >>8687665 Its tofu or something vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:56:14 2017 No.8687689 >>8685987 Gotta be fake. No fucking way this wasn't reported. They could have at the very least blackmailed the store for a couple g-bars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:56:51 2017 No.8687691 File: 282 KB, 1343x1149, 20161225_122603-1343x1149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stewed turkey necks. Ate the spinal cords

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:57:24 2017 No.8687696 >>8687665 try it and find out, retard why are you on /ck/ if you dont know why you shouldn't eat rare chicken? to shitpost about fast food? gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:57:26 2017 No.8687697 >>8687642 Why have I never thought of this?

>>	G8rH8r Tue Mar 14 21:57:42 2017 No.8687699 >>8685812 if they had ordered this from the indigenous McDonald's staff instead of a computer it would have been a box full of pickles and mayonnaise with no cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:58:10 2017 No.8687705 >>8687689 Nevermind, evidently it was and I just never read about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:04:47 2017 No.8687728 >>8685836 For me it's the McSalmonella, the best case of food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:04:59 2017 No.8687730 >>8687705 Post article

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:07:12 2017 No.8687736 >>8687696 What's the matter baby? Did you not earn enough good boy points today for your mommy to bring you tendies so you have to vent your frustration on a food and cooking forum. Lol rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:11:54 2017 No.8687751 >>8685975 One of my all time favorites. Spectacular plating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:12:33 2017 No.8687758 >>8686232 That's not gore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:12:47 2017 No.8687760 >>8685812 surprised they got it right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:13:25 2017 No.8687763 >>8687736 Nah dude, that's the point. Unlike you I actually cook my own food so I understand why "medium rare chicken" is gross as fuck. kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:13:41 2017 No.8687767 >>8687604 I've seen worse. Take the kraft single away and you've got a pretty ordinary, if lazy, meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:16:50 2017 No.8687776 >>8687730 Of course, how rude of me. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/packers-jared-cook-finds-chicken-head-buffalo-wild-wings-order-article-1.2822619

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:23:37 2017 No.8687799 >>8687776 >Cook said when he returned the food, the workers apologized and said that his discovery meant his food was fresh.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:25:53 2017 No.8687812

>>8687696
I wouldn't try eating undercooked supermarket chicken but there's nothing wrong with eating rare or even raw chicken sashimi if it's very fresh and prepped correctly. The bacteria would be on the exterior, same as steaks, so unless she contaminated the interior by going at it with a fork or something cooking the exterior would've killed it off.

Btw the pic is from a joke post some woman made but the photo she used is of actual chicken tataki from a restaurant in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:39:17 2017 No.8687865 >>8687812 Sure, you can eat most things almost raw if theyre "very fresh and prepped correctly," I still sure as hell wouldn't risk it with chicken outside of a high end restaurant that I can sue if I get salmonella.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:45:22 2017 No.8687888

>>8687812
>The bacteria would be on the exterior, same as steaks, so unless she contaminated the interior by going at it with a fork or something cooking the exterior would've killed it off.

Salmonella is not a fecal-oral route pathogen. It is intracellular and is absolutely present in the muscle tissues of host organisms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:49:06 2017 No.8687902 >>8685961 does anyone still have the pictures of the sardine pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:53:29 2017 No.8687914 >>8685812 I wonder what the price was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:31:02 2017 No.8688042 >>8685846 Cute doggo. Comfy pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:34:25 2017 No.8688057 >>8685956 Something your granny (or maybe even your mother) would cook if you lived in Mexico.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:16:26 2017 No.8688191 >>8685956 That's Lazy Man's pork chops. If you want to learn more visit Cooking with Jack on Youtube and buy some sauce!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:47:08 2017 No.8688292 File: 161 KB, 500x332, tumblr_n39t8j2UtP1rfwfq9o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking disgusting. I would take the chicken head over fucking pineapple on a pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:55:17 2017 No.8688314 File: 147 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685987 but I specifically asked for no beak

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:11:42 2017 No.8688539 >>8687888 I have no clue what you just said but I'm assuming it means raw chicken fags btfo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:16:29 2017 No.8688548 File: 103 KB, 540x720, 1489548517757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:18:22 2017 No.8688554 >>8688057 Can confirm t. spic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:21:10 2017 No.8688563 >>8688548 Ok, now I'm mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:21:44 2017 No.8688565 File: 142 KB, 634x845, 1487882652419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8688548 >breyer's remorse

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:30:52 2017 No.8688586 File: 187 KB, 1256x984, ss+(2017-03-14+at+11.30.05).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685836 she memed all of you losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:32:22 2017 No.8688591 File: 211 KB, 575x430, 1486533571005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8688586 Doesn't change the fact it looks like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:32:31 2017 No.8688592 >>8688548 80% of that is easily salvageable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:34:24 2017 No.8688600 >>8687758 you wouldn't say that if your mom was a fish

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:37:21 2017 No.8688612

>>8688539
He was pointing out that salmonella is present in the tissues of chickens sick with salmonella poisoning, which is true. But, if the bird is that sick, it probably shouldn't be in the food supply to begin with. Technically you can also get salmonella poisoning from eating raw eggs from a chicken sick with salmonella but in reality it just never happens; almost all cases of salmonella poisoning come from contamination on the exterior of eggs and meat combined with improper handling like countertop thawing or poorly washed cutting boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:08:06 2017 No.8688970 File: 35 KB, 411x428, 8d674cb421-1486587436514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDr78mrRm8

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:32:21 2017 No.8689008

>>8688591
>Banquet dinners

Shit! I still eat this yrs after college. Sometimes I just don't have the time or energy to prepare meals. I used to have a super nice Latino lady who would sell me a plate of home cooked meals 2-3 times a week, but she moved a few moths ago. Maria!! I fucking miss you!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:35:03 2017 No.8689012 >>8688548 >>8688592 >80% of that is easily salvageable yup, remove the bottom layer and it's good to go. The wife did something similar in the kitchen, and there was no way I was going to throw away perfectly good ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:42:47 2017 No.8689025 >>8686217 >>8686171 The plastic wasn't left on. In my lowest days I would buy processed swiss cheese singles... I threw some slices on top of cheap french onion soup and forgot the bowl in my oven. What came out was a blacker version of this nastiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:44:00 2017 No.8689029 >>8688970 >Knäckebröd >Falukorv >Finland Thank god

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:54:46 2017 No.8689044 >>8687604 You know what would go well with carbs? More carbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:31:53 2017 No.8689186 >>8686310 Processed cheese is not fake cheese. It's actual cheese that's been emulsified with a citric acid. It's the processed cheese product and processed cheese food that you gotta watch for. Fake cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:08:12 2017 No.8689257 >>8687642 this is some walter white like chicken right there

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:10:32 2017 No.8689261 >>8689186 Generally speaking, "processed cheese" might be technically made from "real cheese", but it's of such poor quality that it hardly deserves the name cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:21:25 2017 No.8689287 Pasi Viheraho is the cooking king of finland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42SiFYFk_s

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:40:54 2017 No.8689313 >>8689287 Watching that makes me want to clean my kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:42:11 2017 No.8689316 >>8688565 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:44:26 2017 No.8689320 >>8688548 >all spilled on rubber floor mat i ain't mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:48:34 2017 No.8689325 File: 6 KB, 213x237, Без названия.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685973 >putting plastic on a pizza imstead of cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:06:43 2017 No.8689376 >>8687642 should have microwaved it to keep the blue intact

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:07:12 2017 No.8689535 File: 95 KB, 640x756, 1489548733263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:32:08 2017 No.8689590 >>8685828 Burger King doesn't put onion on their cheese burgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:26:41 2017 No.8689686 >>8689261 You're fucking stupid, m8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:42:18 2017 No.8689719 >>8689012 >The wife Why do people say this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:46 2017 No.8689768 File: 20 KB, 89x81, KillMe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8687604

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:07 2017 No.8689780 >>8688565 mild jej

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:00 2017 No.8689787 >>8688565 Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:41 2017 No.8689790 >>8686232 that's just cruel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:02:00 2017 No.8689964 >>8688548 >Not having the container explode from high altitudes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:14:50 2017 No.8690812 >>8685828 That's mcds new self cash

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:17:26 2017 No.8691232 >>8685853 Carnival food is fuckin god tier tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:24:05 2017 No.8691254 >>8688548 This is a highly cursed image

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 21:12:14 2017 No.8691418
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>>8687776
>Cook said that after he found it, he called his wife on Facetime and pretended the chicken head was talking to her — and she was pretty grossed out.

>“I was just talking in a high, squeaky voice, ‘Why did they do this to me?”’ he said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 21:14:39 2017 No.8691423 >>8688548 >automatic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:45:17 2017 No.8691896 >>8688191 >$5 for a jar of sauce >$12 shipping Is ja/ck/ jewish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:49:05 2017 No.8691915 File: 36 KB, 748x552, 1489548750788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:51:28 2017 No.8691925 >>8691915 That's actually kind of clever in a ghetto kind of way. Boil the dogs and steam the buns at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:02:21 2017 No.8691948 >>8689790 I'm pretty sure he was already dead when they did that to him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:03:36 2017 No.8691952 >>8691896 Worse. Italian

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:11:33 2017 No.8691970 >>8685846 can i have that pupper or no?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:12:41 2017 No.8691973 File: 954 KB, 900x611, 1445995189822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8687665 >you irl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:12:50 2017 No.8691974 >>8688548 Okay, but why were they eating ice cream from a tub while driving?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 00:16:17 2017 No.8691980 >>8689012 >perfectly good ice cream >breyers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 01:27:39 2017 No.8692136 File: 42 KB, 536x396, 1396200398193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8688292 that's where you're wrong freindo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 01:34:52 2017 No.8692151 >>8687642 SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 01:41:36 2017 No.8692167 File: 6 KB, 136x102, 1466388398367.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8691973 >four time salmonella survivor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 01:41:54 2017 No.8692171 >>8691915 I did this once with ramen in a hotel room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 01:52:03 2017 No.8692190 >>8687736 >Lol rekt Pure cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 02:01:13 2017 No.8692204 >>8685975 >That'll be $89.99 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 02:02:29 2017 No.8692207 File: 62 KB, 750x938, 119198989855634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 03:58:59 2017 No.8692497 >>8685968 >american aesthetic y'all fags can't appreciate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:00:27 2017 No.8692502 >>8688292 >underdeveloped palate And here I thought all of the Neanderthals died off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:10:20 2017 No.8692628 >>8686232 Fish n' ships

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:33:34 2017 No.8692671 >>8685853 The real crime is charging $8 for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:39:00 2017 No.8692682 File: 85 KB, 540x720, oreos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685968 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:31:02 2017 No.8692846 >>8685987 Cross contamination at the factory. Happens

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:06:47 2017 No.8693078 >>8692682 that's impressive desu

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:41:11 2017 No.8693290

>>8685846
I used to have a regular dude who came to our drive through twice a day at random hours with his doggo. Always had a coffee and a cheeseburger, occasionally a quarter pounder.

This has made me realise how I miss some of my regular late night customers since leaving McD's.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 17:23:41 2017 No.8694399
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>>8688292
Low quality bait but here is your (you) anyways.

This pizza topping/pairing is a good example of two totally different tastes working together to maximize their potential. Really fatty foods, like ham and other meats, tend to leave your mouth feeling fatty, which is for most an undesirable state. The fruit, which is naturally acidic, cuts through that greasy mouthfeel, creating a balanced result. Salty and sweet is a common combination anyways. Think cheeseburger and coke. Also don't come at me with the "its too soggy" meme because if is making the pizza soggy, the pimple kid at papa john's is being lazy and not draining the pineapple and pat-drying it like he should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 20:31:47 2017 No.8695081 >>8685987 I thought it was a buffalo-shaped wing from the thumbnail. >>8691418 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 20:51:48 2017 No.8695156 >>8685975 >chef licks his finger before delivering the final touch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:35:55 2017 No.8695352 >>8689535 ...why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:36:23 2017 No.8695354 File: 95 KB, 1280x850, 1486660265208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:38:43 2017 No.8695368 >>8685956 That's definitely pork chops and rice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:39:23 2017 No.8695371 File: 93 KB, 1024x576, CANDLEDOGS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:40:55 2017 No.8695376 File: 116 KB, 568x767, the pizza stack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:41:58 2017 No.8695379 File: 836 KB, 2048x2048, chizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why did KFC think this was an ok idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:43:02 2017 No.8695382 File: 99 KB, 937x667, not so great.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:44:05 2017 No.8695386 File: 98 KB, 750x588, the nasty patty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:44:23 2017 No.8695388 >>8695354 >thinking of her At least he's using ribbed

>>	Anonymᴑus Thu Mar 16 21:51:12 2017 No.8695416 >>8693290 I wish we had few enough customers to pick out regulars where I work, I can pretty much only identify the deaf guy and the amazing perpetually drunk woman

>>	Anonymᴑus Thu Mar 16 21:52:16 2017 No.8695424 >>8686172 follow-up question, is it down by the river? >captcha: groas calle

>>	Anonymᴑus Thu Mar 16 21:53:18 2017 No.8695429 >>8685862 oh come on

>>	Anonymᴑus Thu Mar 16 21:57:10 2017 No.8695443 >>8689261 cheese is already processed, FYI

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:57:29 2017 No.8695446 >>8695352 HAHA fucking loser doesnt hide a free powerade in his sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:00:17 2017 No.8695455 >>8685961 Authentico! Mama Mia! Papa Pia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:01:02 2017 No.8695460 File: 116 KB, 640x1136, IMG_2350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8687888 Wrong, though? Unless the animal is severely infected i'm guessing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:01:50 2017 No.8695465 File: 478 KB, 864x1152, IMG_20170314_140023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] found a zip tie inside a piece of general tso's chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:08:39 2017 No.8695496 >>8695465 eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:10:40 2017 No.8695505 >>8695465 That's not chicken. You've just eaten the mob's latest victim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:23:08 2017 No.8695561 >>8695460 See: >>8688612 Salmonella does invade the muscular tissues of sick animals but, like eggs, almost all chicken salmonella food poisoning cases come from fecal contamination of the exterior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:30:05 2017 No.8695588 File: 807 KB, 2988x5312, 1484016296174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8695505 huh, the chicken was pretty good so I kept eating

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:45:14 2017 No.8695642 >>8695371 do Americans without healthcare really do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:47:19 2017 No.8695652 Don't bully but had four beers tonight; most I've ever had in one sitting cause gf broke up with me. I'm fucked up, this is great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:47:40 2017 No.8695654 File: 5 KB, 165x200, 1391665272377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8695588 that pic.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:47:46 2017 No.8695656

>>8685956
My mother made something similar. It was rice, a quartered onion, diced carrots, peas, porkchops, and cream of mushroom or something like that baked together in a casserole dish.

The porkchops had that anemic look and were generally overcooked, but it actually tasted pretty decent. I even tried to make it last year. The rice absorbs all the flavor while cooking and the onion cooks nicely.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:51:58 2017 No.8695669

>>8693290
That's the comfiest type of lifestyle
Having a job that allows you to make your own hours, even if it isn't the best paying job if you can afford your own truck and house and have enough money left to take doggo to the drive through what else you need?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 22:55:05 2017 No.8695682 >>8687728 Kek, I love you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:08:44 2017 No.8695729 >>8695652 oh you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:13:51 2017 No.8695743 >>8695379 that looks great actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:16:02 2017 No.8695748 >>8695652 >four beers >Most you've ever had in one sitting For me, that's Tuesday. Those are rookie numbers anon, we gotta pump those numbers up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:19:26 2017 No.8695758 >>8695465 How the fuck does that even happen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:22:58 2017 No.8695773 >>8695758 the zip tie fell in the bag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:26:31 2017 No.8695787 >>8695773 And then worked it's way inside a piece of chicken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:27:30 2017 No.8695791 >>8695787 The dish, sure. You think these guys are making their own sauces? They probably come pre-sauced in the bag, you just throw it in the pan, and wa la!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:33:50 2017 No.8695808 >>8688292 Nigger detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:33:54 2017 No.8695809 >>8688565 You crafty bastard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:35:28 2017 No.8695816 >>8689719 Because the wonder and beauty of life-long companionship fades very quickly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:45:50 2017 No.8695851 >>8685987 once got three orders in a row with feathers in them at a hooters or maybe it was a bdubs. i can't remember where. they just kept bringing new plates with feathers and shit in them. i was aghast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:54:35 2017 No.8695890 >>8685973 yea that looks like what happens when you overcook a really cheap frozen pizza. it's still edible tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:57:00 2017 No.8695895 >>8687799 >customer finds chicken head in his order of wings >returns it to the kitchen >say "well at least you know it was fresh" as a joke >gets taken seriously by some autist on a taiwanese food coloring board

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:59:35 2017 No.8695908 >>8685836 PLS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:01:54 2017 No.8695916 >>8685973 F

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:06:12 2017 No.8695930 >>8688548 F

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:13:46 2017 No.8695961 >>8695652 M8 im on wine bottle number 2. Get it together senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:21:00 2017 No.8695988 >>8695652 Jaysis. Hit the alcohol thread lightweight

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:21:52 2017 No.8695990 >>8692207 delet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:27:20 2017 No.8696006 File: 18 KB, 410x287, china-glowing-pork-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:28:39 2017 No.8696013 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, bison tartare burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HiJa/ck/ing this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:29:43 2017 No.8696016 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, OIL. NICE AND COLD.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 00:36:49 2017 No.8696036 >>8691973 the sad thing is I'm sure he could get on TV if he applied to be on Worst Cooks in America, but his ego is way way too big

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:40:51 2017 No.8696052 File: 70 KB, 599x600, 1489627885841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696016 This is Jack, isn't it?

Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 00:40:58 2017 No.8696054

>>8695460
the slaughtering process is supposed to not cross-contaminate things, they're supposed to sanitize stuff, cut certain ways, drain the blood quickly so nothing can use it to grow, but sometimes mistakes happen, and the more pressure there is to pump out chicken after chicken the more people tend to sloppy

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 00:42:39 2017 No.8696061 >>8695652 you really must be messed up this isn't al/ck/ also >four beers

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 00:43:40 2017 No.8696066 >>8696013 the most annoying thing here is he didn't push his fucking glasses up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:44:36 2017 No.8696068 >>8695379 Every fast food company probably has a locked vault of captive stoners who come up with new menu items

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:46:24 2017 No.8696074 >>8695748 >>8695652 gotta drink big to get big cmon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:48:28 2017 No.8696083 >>8689012 Breyers Calling breyers ice cream. It's frozen dessert treat for a reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:50:52 2017 No.8696089 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, greasefire 101.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696052

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:53:27 2017 No.8696098 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, jack and kitchenaid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:54:39 2017 No.8696105 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:55:08 2017 No.8696107 >>8695379 Please lord let this be in my area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:55:45 2017 No.8696109 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, everything is fine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 00:57:13 2017 No.8696117 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, meme coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:00:54 2017 No.8696130 >>8696109 Oh sweet baby Jesus did he put his cellphone in the used meat tray ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:01:54 2017 No.8696132 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, american cheese vs. chinese knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696130 yes, he got pink eye not so long ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:03:00 2017 No.8696137 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, jack fight salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:03:35 2017 No.8696139 >>8696105 >>8696109 nigger even fucks up grilling hot dogs and hamburgers - literally the easiest cooking task possible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:04:06 2017 No.8696145 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, thats not a knife.THATS a knife!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:06:22 2017 No.8696150 >>8696145 meh I understand that use of a blunt knife as well. You don't want to pierce the lean meat and risk it drying but if you're a chef like me you could easily measure the depth and go at it with a sushi knife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:06:29 2017 No.8696151 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, slicing fingers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP Maria

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:08:00 2017 No.8696157 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, jack tries his own sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:08:41 2017 No.8696159 >>8696132 >got pink eye not so long ago He has got to be one of those Andy Kaufman style, never-break-character long cons But I'll never stop watching the webms

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:09:07 2017 No.8696160 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, enchollo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:11:06 2017 No.8696168 File: 81 KB, 668x570, 1482104503089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696159

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:24:14 2017 No.8696214 File: 479 KB, 1189x849, ALCOHOL - The Untold Story!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8695652

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 01:26:49 2017 No.8696224 >>8696105 what happened there, did he not thaw the hamburgers first?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:27:52 2017 No.8696229 >>8696160 i would unironically eat the fuck out of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:29:07 2017 No.8696233 Is Jack retarded in real life or does he just play one for youtube shekels?

Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 01:34:18 2017 No.8696255

>>8696157
I just can't figure out what this guy runs on
I mean he sells shitty things and he shills shitty things and he has people that lie to him and tell him his shitty things are not shitty, but he seems to know he makes bad food
I don't know why he would film himself making bad food and show the world, let alone do it over and over again

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 01:36:24 2017 No.8696268 >>8696160 I don't get why people put chips in things and then nullify all their crunchiness you might as well put in crackers or bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 01:54:56 2017 No.8696312 >>8685836 This is just some chick trolling on FB for attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:05:57 2017 No.8696346 >>8696151 This is fucking disgusting, worse than Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:13:53 2017 No.8696375 >>8685987 >ex-wet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:18:10 2017 No.8696386 Anyone have that woman who tried to make homemade marinara sauce using canned marinara sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:25:33 2017 No.8696397 >>8688548 Nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:37:52 2017 No.8696407 >>8695379 So it's pretty much a bastardized chicken parmesan? might be alright.

Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:39:56 2017 No.8696409

>>8696397
Breyers has started making real ice cream again but they only use enough basic ingredients to qualify as real ice cream vs frozen dessert. It's basically
similar to Ben and Jerrys. Because of their past in putting out foamy frozen dessert product I wouldn't support them.

Haagen Daaz is still ok. We don't get much of a selection up in Canada though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:00:21 2017 No.8696442 >>8695642 >trumpvoters.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:02:05 2017 No.8696445 >>8695379 Is this a Japan only thing? Every Jap Youtube channel has a video on these things. That being said, I wouldn't mind having a slice to see what exactly they were thinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:08:48 2017 No.8696458 File: 341 KB, 1200x630, 6281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696409 Only ice cream I ever get

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:22:12 2017 No.8696471 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivc2oCUF9w

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:54:20 2017 No.8696520 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, omlettedeuxfromage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685956 pork chops plus rice-a-roni a jakattak speciality

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:55:30 2017 No.8696523 >>8696458 amen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:00:24 2017 No.8696526 >>8696458 >tfw live an hour from Tillamook freshest dairy this side of Wisconsin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:01:39 2017 No.8696528 >>8687728 underrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:01:48 2017 No.8696529 >>8685812 laffed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:25:05 2017 No.8696554 >>8692207 Actually taste good though, tangy then sweet after a few second; not to mention it makes the cookie crumbly like milk so it melts in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:28:06 2017 No.8696558 >>8696386 Marie and her authentic Italian tomato sauce from Italy? Someone posted a clip from it but she deleted the original video. I seriously hope someone somewhere had it mirrored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:49:02 2017 No.8696585 >>8696471 >Oh no, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my CHOCOLATE DONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 04:49:49 2017 No.8696586 File: 48 KB, 366x927, b makes a pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:11:40 2017 No.8696614 >>8688292 I can't believe people are still upset about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:15:23 2017 No.8696618 >>8696255 I'd do that if I got paid. I think my cooking would actually improve if it was what I did for a living though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:22:07 2017 No.8696626 >>8696255 Send him to Master Chef, would be kekworthy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:29:42 2017 No.8696635 >>8685961 this is legitimately what pizza looks like in naples tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:32:06 2017 No.8696638 >>8685862 You sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 05:33:23 2017 No.8696641 >>8696098 >"oh shit i fucked up and made myself look like more of an idiot" >"better upload it to Youtube"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:24:51 2017 No.8696722 File: 3.35 MB, 2592x1936, wifematerial5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:26:05 2017 No.8696724 >>8696151 someone please reupload this on youtube

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:26:40 2017 No.8696726 File: 2.78 MB, 4128x2322, wifematerial 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:28:07 2017 No.8696730 File: 3.12 MB, 4128x2322, wifeymaterial3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:31:40 2017 No.8696737 File: 100 KB, 750x571, 1489653009078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8695748 kek, sick reference

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:44:05 2017 No.8696757 File: 25 KB, 500x500, mankeeping101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696726

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:45:16 2017 No.8696761 >>8696757 in the basement chained to a sewage pipe, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:51:38 2017 No.8696780 >>8696105 what's wrong with opening the package with your teeth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:53:12 2017 No.8696782 >>8696780 Teeth are for food

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 07:16:46 2017 No.8696807 File: 2.87 MB, 3840x2160, 1489688356224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 07:17:12 2017 No.8696809 >>8691973 >>8696013 What if I grind up a fresh steak and immediately make it into a patty? Would it be healthy, tasty and acceptable if I cook it rare like how Jack does? I'm really curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 07:32:37 2017 No.8696838 >>8696809 sure, but that doesn't nearly have the right fat content to make a proper patty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 07:33:18 2017 No.8696840 >>8696807 is that fucking parmigiano slices

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 09:44:50 2017 No.8697110 >>8688565 kekiola

Anonymous Fri Mar 17 09:55:36 2017 No.8697129

>>8696809
if legit curious you need to trim the outsides off
and by "need", I mean should, as they could be infected but unlike chiggen it's too dense to penetrate deeply (no homo) so only the immediate exterior is a risk in raw steak
if you forget to trim/sear them you are rolling the dice

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 11:49:04 2017 No.8697423 >>8696809 >>8696809 You can eat raw burger, but it has to be good quality meat. I have eaten it in Germany and Russia. Really good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 11:57:46 2017 No.8697457 >>8685846 can i come and pet your doggo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 11:59:16 2017 No.8697462 >>8687763 HES FUCKING AROUND YOU GOOF Did you not see the part where its a troll post and the lady got it from a restaurant? Ie just like sashimi ya retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 13:20:57 2017 No.8697738 File: 978 KB, 793x581, Frosting with crunchy noodles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 13:41:12 2017 No.8697786 >>8688548 >Breyers It aint even fucking ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 13:45:44 2017 No.8697797 File: 599 KB, 1280x960, Moderate spice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 13:51:40 2017 No.8697805 >>8696089 That fucking flip he's doing is bothering me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 13:55:26 2017 No.8697813 >>8696214 TL;DR: he's stating the obvious that alcoholism is bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:10:22 2017 No.8697860 >>8697797 This wouldn't be so bad if they all had their own little plates. > spice and pickles are great > spice and fruit slices are great

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:19:12 2017 No.8697887 >>8685846 >feeding animals human food ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:22:33 2017 No.8697897 >>8686310 Americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:23:55 2017 No.8697900 >>8685836 >Medium rare Try fucking raw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:46:40 2017 No.8697956 File: 39 KB, 576x576, 11693913_1659454167659702_5532092869517282814_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8696098 My fucking god

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 14:59:29 2017 No.8697984 >>8685836 Facebook attention-whoring aside, that's blue rare if anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 15:07:31 2017 No.8698009 >>8696160 that looks good af tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:01:56 2017 No.8698156 File: 13 KB, 480x270, sunchoke soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is your soup sir. Voila~, bon appetit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:02:41 2017 No.8698160 File: 2.88 MB, 889x500, Beefsoup1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:03:38 2017 No.8698166 >>8698156 I... see....

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:04:06 2017 No.8698169 File: 2.87 MB, 889x500, Beefsoup2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:05:36 2017 No.8698174 >>8685956 It looks like something my grandma and aunt used to make. Brings me back to the childhood. It was a bit bland if there were not many spices involved, which I think weren't available since I grew up during the war. Slavlands here btw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:05:39 2017 No.8698175 File: 2.86 MB, 711x400, slicing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:07:59 2017 No.8698185 File: 2.86 MB, 889x500, slicing2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:08:36 2017 No.8698187 >>8688548 Breyers is just a vat of milk with a ton of stabilizers in it. Literally doesn't melt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIhJ-SblNs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:15:56 2017 No.8698202 >>8698185 >Cutting directly in own hands How did he not cut himself? Also >Cutting fish and vegetables on the same surface

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:18:56 2017 No.8698205 >>8698202 >he always check for the Gold ring. This is not Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:19:26 2017 No.8698207 >>8698187 What kind of idiot leaves ice cream out overnight then tries to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:21:06 2017 No.8698214 >>8698160 >>8698169 well i'm going to go vomit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:22:16 2017 No.8698218 >>8691915 I lived entirely out of a coffee maker once. Boiled eggs, steamed veggies, made rice, even fried spam and cooked thinly cut chicken a few times on the pot warmer. It's surprisingly versatile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:28:47 2017 No.8698243 >>8698160 This man is a fucking enigma How How does he exist He's the kind of person I would expect to be too stupid to hold a job In the 50's he'd be categorized as a "nitwit" and sent to an institution I am completely baffled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:31:25 2017 No.8698259 File: 18 KB, 445x291, Authentic sketti sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698160 >Raw beef straight into the water >>8698169 >Raw vegetables straight in the soup

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:35:47 2017 No.8698267 >>8698259 I love how you can immediately tell if someone has shit taste or not if they call Country Crock "butter". Its not even a class thing, good poor cooks know what real butter is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:35:49 2017 No.8698268 >>8696757 Uninronically not laughing at this. My in-law is an impressive cook and all my brother wants is eggs and chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:36:54 2017 No.8698275 >>8688591 fuck off banquet is based if you have 2 dollars to spend on dinner

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:37:46 2017 No.8698277 File: 246 KB, 604x413, 2e3f7cba7f5d91a4fff8a19cb2d3c851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698267 >Its not even a class thing, good poor cooks know what real butter is. this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:39:08 2017 No.8698281 >>8695376 >decent pizza >greens that taste good with pizza and ranch >ranch is good with pizza >only 1 pep 6/10 that actually looks good, pretension aside

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:39:44 2017 No.8698283 File: 52 KB, 740x567, 35753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698243 >he

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:42:23 2017 No.8698288 >>8698283 Christ almighty they're both so mad they've merged into one in my mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:48:37 2017 No.8698309 >>8696520 Although Jacks is imply not done I'd rather eat it than the rubber one in the comparison

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:49:30 2017 No.8698313 File: 25 KB, 600x512, nick-young-confused-face-300x256_nqlyaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698277 my roommates refuse to eat kerrygold they say it tastes like grass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:50:22 2017 No.8698318 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x720, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:51:01 2017 No.8698320 File: 72 KB, 540x960, mac and cheesse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:51:09 2017 No.8698323 >>8698318 that actually made me want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 16:54:59 2017 No.8698334 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:00:04 2017 No.8698357 File: 64 KB, 887x552, beef wellington.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:03:37 2017 No.8698369 >>8697887 >only humans eat meat ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:07:39 2017 No.8698388 File: 306 KB, 1800x1200, probably sandpaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:16:16 2017 No.8698420 File: 454 KB, 1016x1016, 1484022853485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8685853 >>8685952 >black Nigga wat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:24:05 2017 No.8698462 File: 89 KB, 586x767, shart cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:25:37 2017 No.8698468 File: 132 KB, 1024x576, guacca the hutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:26:31 2017 No.8698473 File: 3.22 MB, 300x300, 1461668244283.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:27:29 2017 No.8698478 >>8698473 Dude this is a food gore thread, if you want to talk about the Italian Navy, you want /int/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:28:16 2017 No.8698480 File: 201 KB, 640x640, 1468097280731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698478 How about mounties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:28:31 2017 No.8698482 File: 57 KB, 720x960, hibachi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:29:42 2017 No.8698490 File: 59 KB, 720x720, pickle pops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:30:46 2017 No.8698496 File: 250 KB, 2096x2386, quality 'za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:33:25 2017 No.8698514 File: 905 KB, 1329x1262, 93EuQ88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:34:42 2017 No.8698520 File: 71 KB, 432x767, bloody mary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:34:42 2017 No.8698521 File: 250 KB, 1202x902, megasip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:36:10 2017 No.8698526 File: 31 KB, 480x360, SUCC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8698521 why sipp when you can S U C C

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 17:44:31 2017 No.8698562 >>8698313 get better roommates

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 18:00:30 2017 No.8698624 File: 854 KB, 909x660, mein land.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8695654 fuckin rammstein meng

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 18:09:09 2017 No.8698657 >>8698490 Is this loss?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 18:48:27 2017 No.8698805 >>8698562 they asked me what the difference between salted and unsalted butter is I just signed a year lease with them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 18:53:55 2017 No.8698815 >>8691915 This is broke tier genius I have lived through. Nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 20:02:44 2017 No.8699036 >>8696722 >/d/ cooks a meal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:14:46 2017 No.8699069 >>8696255 It's an act to make money. Just like litterally every prank video. It's not real he just wants clicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:14:56 2017 No.8699072 File: 163 KB, 951x608, Joe Rogan food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somebody tell me what's up with the pile of jalapenos on this plate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:16:16 2017 No.8699075 >>8699072 some people like eating a good pile of 'penos

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:20:11 2017 No.8699088 >>8699075 Usually if I just feel like having a mouthful of pepper I'll eat one whole or grilled, having it like that seems odd to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:26:54 2017 No.8699107 File: 201 KB, 655x1024, tmp_22081-1489715048127m622982724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8699072 >Wa-la God damn Joe I thought you were smarter than that

>>	Anonymᴑus Fri Mar 17 20:33:04 2017 No.8699123 File: 26 KB, 500x400, confused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8699107 >that pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:39:45 2017 No.8699156 >>8699072 >wa-la Also, those 'penos look good. I used to eat them with butter on white bread wrapped up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 23:03:43 2017 No.8699614 >>8698313 >they say it tastes like grass That's how you know its good, anon. So fresh you can taste the cow's dinner.

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