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8682675 No.8682675 [Reply] [Original]

I'd like to get some new things for my emergency/SHTF food supply and I would love to get my hands on one of these.

>> No.8682682

>>8682675
It is an actual thing but I have never been able to locate them and the only time I saw them online, they were expensive.

>> No.8682685

Yes, it's legit and a good value. Just be sure to stock up on clorox so you can disinfect your poultry surfaces when the time comes.

>> No.8682691
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8682691

can your own

>> No.8682695

>>8682675
It's a thing but I don't know who buys them. Used to work at a grocery store and those things would always collect dust and eventually thrown out after a few years. Who buys them?

>> No.8682715
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8682715

I would also like to try this.

>> No.8682720

>>8682675
Imagine being the chicken whose fate is to be canned

>> No.8682728

>>8682720
A murder most foul.

>> No.8682761

>>8682675
I watched a video of somebody eating that on youtube once and it legit made me gag. Watching people eat each other's actual shit was not as gross as that canned chicken.

>> No.8682781
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8682781

>>8682691
Not OP but I do not trust my canning skills to that extent.

>> No.8683186

>>8682675
that looks pretty disguising.

>> No.8683192

>>8682781
>smacks lips

>> No.8683398

>>8682781
proper canning is more precision than skill

>> No.8684257

>>8682728
>Fucked up the pun by not using "fowl"
Shiggy

>> No.8684380

>>8684257
>*upvotes*
>*gives gold*
>*Masturbates furiously at this display of linguistic prowess*

>> No.8684407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

>> No.8686432

>>8682691
Those are zip lock bags you idiot

>> No.8687425

>>8684380
Not a fan of tongue-in-chick humor?

>> No.8687435

>>8684407
lol, of course a yurofag is grossed out by american ingenuity. lots of food is canned, what's so wrong with canned chicken?

>> No.8687486

>>8682691
This is not something that should ever, ever be done.

Most fatal cases of botulism are from improperly canned meat.

>> No.8687579

>>8683398
>more precision than skill

Precision IS skill, you dolt.

>> No.8689681

>>8687486
no one is saying to do it improperly

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8689703

>>8687486
>most fatalities from car wrecks occur by improperly driving a car.

So? Can and drive properly, fearmonger.

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8689708

>>8689703
clamming season will soon be upon us

>> No.8689714

>>8687435
Yuros invented canned food you mong.

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>>8682675

nigga