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>>8682006That webm gave me literal brain damagebelongs on facebook OP
>>8682022I don't do fb because I don't wanna see people bitch about themselfs...fb itself does brain damage.
>>8682029God's work. Do you have the cheese grater?
OP hereI know you guys have webm's of related topic, don't hide and share your's!
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>>8682006>sneaking in those jack clipskek I see what you did there
>>8682179essential numale core
>>8682174In what hell have I found myself?
>>8682872A Crazy Hell
more! more! more! need webm's for a project.
>>8682179Why would he put oil on the griddle if he already buttered the bread?Plus he gave the bread an unnecessary extra spread of butter halfway through, does he want his kid to be as fat as him or something?
>>8683068Among other things, why did she put the knife in the bowl at the end?
>>8683079reminds me of my homemade donuts the other day
>>8683141that looks amazing.
>>8683006>fat makes you fatwew. The worst part of that meal is the bread. And that's it.
>>8683180>neckbeard: the meal
>>8683195What did he mean by this?
>>8683215>carbs make you fatwew. the worst part of this thread is both of your dumb asses
>>8683232showing that you can use low-tier food to make le 'fancy' dishes. I don't know otherwise
Let's get back to posting webm's anons
>>8683141Is that Franklin's?
>>8683180Oh my god.That meal was amazing looking, before they added that pile of shit on top. Fucking mountain kikes.
>>8683269i was the only one posting and i'm all out lol
>>8682179Why does he keep spinning it? Is this a certain technique or something?
>>8683072Anything asians do is lewd
I can't even get mad at non-jack fuckups anymore. They're lacking that special brand of fucked up motorskills. That bodylanguage that doesn't seem to acknowledge when he messes up at all. That really gets to me more than the food itself
>>8683315that's cheesy m8
>>8683350I don't normally get sick just by viewing something, but Jack's stuff makes me ill every time.
>>8683391at least he picked a decent olive oil
>>8683407Meant to link >>8683221
>>8683315>not appreciating racletteDie
>>8683119What's this process of ice cream making? I can't figure it out and want to show my kid.
>>8683441look up "ice cream roll"
>>8683441http://allrecipes.com/recipe/233928/how-to-make-vanilla-ice-cream/hope it helps
anymore webm's that sombody didn't post yet? thanks if you post more
keep em rolling!!
>>8683195>brulee-ing that shitty dessert cakeC O O L
>>8683371now this shit is neat
>>8683449Thank you very much. Now I want to move to Thailand.Also, thanks for not saying 'google; ice cream roll.>>8683454Thank you too!
>>8683353I can't find the video, wanted to show my son this too,
>>8683539Coldstone Creamery also does something similar to this. They don't roll it in the end though. They just mix all your toppings with the ice cream on a freezing cold platter.
>>8682029motherfucker I just came from the grocery, this is bullshit why didn't you make this thread an hour ago
>>8682179Every time I see that video starting I think I'll receive this instead.
>>8683570she deleted it. fuckshow him this insteadhttps://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA
>>8682179Did his wifes son enjoy it?
>>8683353That's not even the worst partThe worst part is when she pours in two cups of vegetable oil into the sauce for no discernible reason
>>8683619Aww damn it!!!! He wanted sound for whatever reason and I remembered it was titled Marie's authentic Italian sauce or something :,,(>>8683816This is why I wante to show ihm. He knows how I make my sauce and loves it and understand spices and stuff make a difference, gives the flavor. I'd love to see him react to hre whole video.
Anyone have more Webm's please
>>8683119WHY DOES THIS EXIST REEEEEEEEEEE
>>8683865shit i can't even find the mirror anymore.
I know some of you are not posting webm's of food that you have. share pls
>>8683232MAKING FUN OF PLATING
>>8682029>Starts out with a decent spread of ingredientsOkay, what delightful Mexican dish are we going to ma->Dumps chips directly into panNigger what are you doing?
Please does anyone have the webm of that old Mexican guy making that drink in an overflowing styrofoam cup and his qt daughter makes an appearance?
>>8684113THAT IS PLATING
>>8683141Jack's outdoing himself with that one
>>8682179Why does everyone hate this webm again?
>>8684213Is that Jack? That seems like something he would do but only if he misplaces his two knives.
>>8684236do you see Jack's signet ring?All jack Webms are cut to include a flash of his gold, this is Kay an northumbrian woman who cooks recipes cold on camera and more or less doesn't do a great job. As you can see she doesn't let established practices anchor her down
>>8684146>>8684146It's making fun of it by using garbage, lol.
>>8684211the levels of pretentiousness are so far beyond the chart you can't even see the fucking chart. I think that might actually be the point being made in the movie, but even so.
>>8684236If it were jack he'd have one hand on each handle of the scissors, and somehow fail at bringing them together three times out of five.
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>>8684371Where is this from?
>>8684371That looks like Masaokis making Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce From Italy.
>>8684425Some disgusting anon from another chan. This is video 8 from a 9-part series.
>>8682029too much cheesethats enough carbs for like, a month
>>8683371that nice and all but lets now see that thing add the sprinkles
>>8684371>watches shit being made>fine>watches till around the end>sees shit moving around the sauce>maggotsWhy did they think that this was okay?
>>8684468I wanna see part 9 just to find out how much worse it gets.
>>8683180This is no worse than a 'go 'za.
>>8684493So was a reason ever given for why this man decided to create a nutrient sludge to breed insects in?
>>8684497that looks good!
>>8684498He just never cleans his house. He's like Fridgebro.
more! more! webms that are edgy
>>8684498people intentionally eats maggot cheese
>>8684493Seeing these makes me want to clean my house extra better than it already is.
>>8684522think about all the insects in your home ya don't see. especially spiders that crawl in yur mouth when yur sleepin lol
>>8683333how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>868320890% dough dough balls! It's a gluten party in my mouth xDDD snipetti snap x--D
>>8683225Nice but VERY important to let the Co2 vapor dissipate before imbibing.Hey, don't laugh. Some bitch at a club guzzled one of these too early and fucked her stomach up.
>>8683254that's such an autistic response
>>8683365>al/ck/ general>hey guys, making progress, took only two shots tonight eheh
>>8682029What in fucks name is this shit
>>8685676that's aunt cho lahtkes
>>8682029I'm so glad none of those rings are on either of her 4th finger
>>8683068How is this really dumb one married
>>8683119>>8683013The filenames lessen the impact a bit
>>8684228Why did he stop it just to stir it around?Isn't that the purpose of the machineSomeone, educate me
>>8685228No offence, but why do bartenders think their job is actually important
>>8685790what are all the important jobs, anon?
>>8685798Ones that pay more than around minimum wage
>>8683333why is this man so surly
>>8685790bartenders like their jobs because they're drunks and get to grasp at the shadows of control. Decent tips for zero labor. I've never met a bartender that is both good at what they do and proud of what they do desu, only one or the other.
>>8684821no, rather it triggered you further, anon.
>>8682006>running the underside of your fork along the raw meatWhy? I'm genuinely curious
>>8683036I would submit myself in copulation to this well toned and hard working gentleman without hesitation.
>>8683119>The nugget garnish.
>>8685922obviously I'm not the one to make that webm. my best guess is for the grooves on the meat.
>>8685776It's just tossing, shit can still get stuck to the bottom.
>>8684430Well post the rest of them faggot.
>>8686001I'm with this guy. you said it's available, so get it!
>>8685835How about this dude?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RgWbdHI3A
>>8685723dumb chicks are qt as fuck
>>8686100How is she cute?
maybe food gore webm's if anyone has some pls
>>8683391the first frame looked pretty good but it was all downhill from there
>>8686105well she is cute looking, also i like it when they get so easily impressed by my ravings
>>8684683He has to cook all the eggs before he gets out.
>>8683399looks like a fucking alien carcasswhat the FUCK
>>8682029This is why we need the wall.
>>8685815Probably because of this >>8686361I would be surly too if I was trapped by a giant wall of eggs that I had to cook and sell.
>>8685993that's what the "arm" in the pan is for, it scrapes the bottom
>>8686366actually looks more like 3 chicken breast , split and put on rice. I have no idea what makes you think it looks alien lol
>>8685808bartenders make A LOT more than minimum wage (in the US)
>>8686624bars are scams and are boring. first off, price of a regular beer is $3 or so average (just after you spend on 2 beers you could buy a 6 pack at a liquor store)and that's ridiculous. then if a bar offers food it's usually 'shareable' so you are almost forced to share with other patrons in the bar and than get more food. common bar food, wings, pizza, burger sliders,sandwiches cut in 4 sections.
>>8686660Other people like to be social since they aren't as autistic as you.
>>8684711>le gluten is bad meme
>>8683141>taps the boardwhy do people do that?
>>8683816it is the OIL that gives it the taste
>>8683068>actors on a tv show where people pretend to be retarded.webm
>>8683328why do DJs constantly twiddle knobs aimlessly?
>>8686660>bitching about $3 beers in a barshit mate, you need to travel more or try leaving your mom's partner's basement. also why would you share food at a bar with people you don't know?You know drinks in nightclubs usually start at $12 just to "open a Heineken for you", right?
>>8686729It's like tongs, man, you can't use them until you've given them a couple of little snap snaps.
>>8686769nightclub is for the gays. $12 drinks? you're just autist to pay that for a drink
>>8686660>price of a regular beer is $3 or so averageHoly shit if I could get $3 beers I'd buy uh, let's see, approximately twice as many beers.
>>8686790where I'm at 30 pack of hamms beer is $15 all day everyday.
more Webm's, they're entertaining lol
>>8683013Either you use mayo, or eggs and fat, but both makes no sense.
>>8683036>manly tears fries himself a bowl of rice
>>8686840that's jack for ya
>>8682174thought this would be some nice a e s t h e t i c watermelon vid but it's the devil incarnate
>>8682174I wanna find whoever did this and beat him to death.
>>8686882kek same here
>>8686846looks pretty easy. with better apples it's probably tasty
>>8682029the olives at the end fucking kill me
>>8686895what type of apples would be good with that
>>8682029>This passes for Mexican food in America
post jack webm's I know there are plenty of those of that fatass
>>8686828I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, not pay the bill, not tip, and walk out.
>>8683221jesus, can't they afford gloves in China? Their hands must be burned to fuck.
>>8686933shut it Hose, go eat some beans and corn
>>8686998She must have some super skin or some shit
>>8687038cucking with jack
>>8686998she has a similar look of bewilderment to that of the surly king of the egg fort
>>8687061The batter on her hand is protecting her from the heat for the short time is in the oil.
>>8687128that's what I thought
>>8683180Is this "a million degrees hot knife versus cheese"?
>>8687146>Yorkshire PuddingThis is some next level fuck up
>>8687146what did he do wrong here?
>>8686855He even went so far as to put the pearly penile warts on that cake.
>>8687209Everything.... He did everything wrong
>>8686600Those are pretty clearly pork chopsNot alien, but it still looks bland and disgusting.
>>8683195the essence of /ck/
>>8682179the only bad thing about this besides how he looks is how he puts it on a plate just to slide it off then put it back on
>>8683195Not gonna lie, that bruleed butterscotch krimpet looks delicious as fuck
>>8682174That is some seriously nice looking 'go 'za.
>>8683177>squid in blu cheese sauceno thanks.
>>8684501you look good ;)
>>8683225what am I lookin at here fellas?
>>8686951Let me know when you want to go and we can go do that together... Alinea is fucking bullshit.
>>8686828whats the purpose of this?
>>8687749it's a pleb filter, and looky looky it just caught another
>>8684497I fail to see the hate these things get that looks fucking delicious. But hey, that's just me.
>>8687038How does this guy even manage to breath
>>8682174This is cursed
>>8687038more fail webms like this
>>8686855can somebody translate?
>>8688039why does it seem the jack guy fails a lot? you can tell it's jack because of the gold ring he always has on.
>>8687038Why did he upload part where he failed?
>>8688022it's disturbing, that's all I can tell you lol.
>>8688084Attention, he wants attention in all the worst ways.
>>8682029What in the niggerloving fuck am I watching.
>>8683208Might just have to try this.
>>8688140yeah it seems simple enough
>>8687692I hope that's b8 but I'm biting anyway.That's fucking pasta you dolt.
>>8687808I was going to ask how he lived to adulthood. You'd think he would have been run over by an inattentive driver after misjudging when it's safe to cross the street.
Dat talent tho
this makes me hungry
>>8685687It's a disgrace
>>8688468that looks like one big nugget before he slices it up.
>>8688485it actually looks good if ya think about it
everywhere I go I must bigboybite
>>8682174I literally started shaking with rage the second I realised what was happening.
>>8684213I am generally a dunce and go about doing things in an unconventional way in a lot of tasks.But even I have no clue how he came up with this idea. What is even the point?
>>8686998I've seen my grandmother do this once or twice, just doesn't give a fuck. I aim to be as good as her one day.
>>8687252>That absolute lack of food safety I hope he dies with a parasite piercing his heart a la Steve Erwin
>>8688084To show that the product is clearly a piece of junk, guys. Ok?
>>8686998>Undaunted Queen of the Boiling Oil, counterpart of Egg Fort's Surly King
>>8683225the channel who made this is cocktail chemistry if anyone is interested
>>8686895You can find a video by Chef John ON FOODWISHES.COM for this apple thing
anyone want some AMPCS?
>>8688537is that a shun paring knife?fuck jack so much
>>8689540I thought it was a kitana
>>8688760>burning food>GRRR I HOPE HE GETS PARASITESI think you already lost your brain to pork worms, kiddo
>>8683240>carbs make you fatBut they do??? So do dietary fats but...
>>8683362Ive watched this so many times, and I still don't understand why anyone would order this.Just..
>>8689520This one in particular makes me wonder if Jack is just a really dedicated troll.
>>8683006try itolive oil + butter tastes great
>>8684493>>8684486>>8684371Please tell me that he boils it
>>8688039how undercooked is that pork, jesus
>>8684463>sprinklesyou mean jimmies
>>8690120It's not undercooked, Jack just doesn't know how to shred pork.
>>8688793don't know what that is tho
>>8683036Why can't nips do anything the fucking easy way?
>>8690188Jacks a dork
>>8689550Wtf is this
>>8690295it seems it's another jack fail. he always has a gold ring on
>>8690253>fresh wild honey>ghettoexcuse me wat r u sayin?
>>8690249Put the chicken on the poll.>What...is my purpose?You put chickens on polls.>Oh God.
>>8690315you already lack grammar but anyway, honey is made this way. https://youtu.be/iT6IQx26eHkit's sheeple like you that make people cringe.
>>8690315> wat r u sayin brain dead millenial spelling.
>>8688458this went from a nice sandwich to meme food real fast
>>8684248>>8684248She's not chuffin Northumbrian
>>8690400what makes you think that? it's a large, full-flavored sandwich.
>>8690386it's whatever you want it to be I guess lol
>>8690362>>8690383Welcome to 4chan newfriends! Be sure to read the rules, and enjoy your stay!
>>8690424Where can I find more?
>>8690586Casa di mama
is this wrong to make a taco this way?
>>8690695Remove the frying process, remove the pizza and blueberry pancake and I'll eat the shit out of that
>>8689520after he dumped in the cool whip in, it ruined it all.
>>8686855this is gross looking
>>8683333you have to eat ALL the eggs
>>8687209You're supposed to have the fat/drippings hot as hell from the oven when you put the batter in and leave it in the the oven.
>>8688055This is my favorite Jack Webm, this nigga managed to make a non-newtonian fluid he fucked u so bad. This guy is so fucking terrible at cooking he accidentally created a fluid that breaks the laws of viscosity. FUCK that's a magical level of ineptitude.
>>8692249or he's dipping meat in peanut butter.
>>8692272What in the hell is wrong with your peanut butter that it is like that? Can you literally not lift a fork out of it or coat something in it? You can see remnants of the powder used that likely made it non-newtonian. Even if it's peanut butter, it shouldn't act like that without alteration.
>>8692289it's a general tsao's sauce mixed with flourinstead of flouring the chopped up chicken and dredging them in sauce he mixed the flour into the sauce and then tried to coat them in the fluid. Really a fuck up that doesn't happen a lot