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post em here

>> No.8682022

That webm gave me literal brain damage
belongs on facebook OP

>> No.8682029
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>> No.8682056

I don't do fb because I don't wanna see people bitch about themselfs...fb itself does brain damage.

>> No.8682057

God's work. Do you have the cheese grater?

>> No.8682069


>> No.8682140

OP here
I know you guys have webm's of related topic, don't hide and share your's!

>> No.8682161
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>> No.8682833

more! more! more!

>> No.8682845

Today on How It's Made...

>> No.8682852

>sneaking in those jack clips
kek I see what you did there

>> No.8682855

essential numale core

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>> No.8682872

In what hell have I found myself?

>> No.8682913

A Crazy Hell

>> No.8682951

more! more! more! need webm's for a project.

>> No.8682998
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>> No.8683006

Why would he put oil on the griddle if he already buttered the bread?
Plus he gave the bread an unnecessary extra spread of butter halfway through, does he want his kid to be as fat as him or something?

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>> No.8683072

L-l-lewd :3

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>> No.8683081

Among other things, why did she put the knife in the bowl at the end?

>> No.8683085

reminds me of my homemade donuts the other day

>> No.8683090

Mmmmm, 'beetus

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>> No.8683159

that looks amazing.

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>> No.8683214

Stupid bitch.

>> No.8683215

>fat makes you fat

The worst part of that meal is the bread. And that's it.

>> No.8683217

>neckbeard: the meal

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>> No.8683232

What did he mean by this?

>> No.8683240


>carbs make you fat


the worst part of this thread is both of your dumb asses

>> No.8683241

showing that you can use low-tier food to make le 'fancy' dishes. I don't know otherwise

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>> No.8683269

Let's get back to posting webm's anons

>> No.8683308

Is that Franklin's?

>> No.8683315

Oh my god.

That meal was amazing looking, before they added that pile of shit on top.

Fucking mountain kikes.

>> No.8683324

i was the only one posting and i'm all out lol

>> No.8683328

Why does he keep spinning it? Is this a certain technique or something?

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>> No.8683340

Anything asians do is lewd

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>> No.8683350

I can't even get mad at non-jack fuckups anymore. They're lacking that special brand of fucked up motorskills. That bodylanguage that doesn't seem to acknowledge when he messes up at all. That really gets to me more than the food itself

>> No.8683351

that's cheesy m8

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>> No.8683364

I don't normally get sick just by viewing something, but Jack's stuff makes me ill every time.

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>> No.8683397

at least he picked a decent olive oil

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>> No.8683407

Cuál es?

>> No.8683416

Meant to link >>8683221

>> No.8683429

>not appreciating raclette

>> No.8683441

What's this process of ice cream making? I can't figure it out and want to show my kid.

>> No.8683449

look up "ice cream roll"

>> No.8683454

hope it helps

>> No.8683468

anymore webm's that sombody didn't post yet? thanks if you post more

>> No.8683492


>> No.8683499

keep em rolling!!

>> No.8683504

>brulee-ing that shitty dessert cake

>> No.8683512

now this shit is neat

>> No.8683539

Thank you very much. Now I want to move to Thailand.

Also, thanks for not saying 'google; ice cream roll.

Thank you too!

>> No.8683570

I can't find the video, wanted to show my son this too,

>> No.8683573


Coldstone Creamery also does something similar to this. They don't roll it in the end though. They just mix all your toppings with the ice cream on a freezing cold platter.

>> No.8683586


motherfucker I just came from the grocery, this is bullshit why didn't you make this thread an hour ago

>> No.8683590
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Every time I see that video starting I think I'll receive this instead.

>> No.8683619

she deleted it. fuck
show him this instead

>> No.8683772

Did his wifes son enjoy it?

>> No.8683816


That's not even the worst part

The worst part is when she pours in two cups of vegetable oil into the sauce for no discernible reason

>> No.8683865

Aww damn it!!!! He wanted sound for whatever reason and I remembered it was titled Marie's authentic Italian sauce or something :,,(

This is why I wante to show ihm. He knows how I make my sauce and loves it and understand spices and stuff make a difference, gives the flavor. I'd love to see him react to hre whole video.

>> No.8683974

Anyone have more Webm's please

>> No.8684042


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>> No.8684065


shit i can't even find the mirror anymore.

>> No.8684099

I know some of you are not posting webm's of food that you have. share pls

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>> No.8684122

>Starts out with a decent spread of ingredients
Okay, what delightful Mexican dish are we going to ma-
>Dumps chips directly into pan
Nigger what are you doing?

>> No.8684123

Please does anyone have the webm of that old Mexican guy making that drink in an overflowing styrofoam cup and his qt daughter makes an appearance?

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>> No.8684182

Jack's outdoing himself with that one

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>> No.8684201

tha fuk

>> No.8684207

More Webm's

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Why does everyone hate this webm again?

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>> No.8684236

Is that Jack? That seems like something he would do but only if he misplaces his two knives.

>> No.8684248

do you see Jack's signet ring?
All jack Webms are cut to include a flash of his gold, this is Kay an northumbrian woman who cooks recipes cold on camera and more or less doesn't do a great job. As you can see she doesn't let established practices anchor her down

>> No.8684249

It's making fun of it by using garbage, lol.

>> No.8684266


the levels of pretentiousness are so far beyond the chart you can't even see the fucking chart. I think that might actually be the point being made in the movie, but even so.

>> No.8684271


If it were jack he'd have one hand on each handle of the scissors, and somehow fail at bringing them together three times out of five.

>> No.8684296


>> No.8684348

more! more! webms

>> No.8684371
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>> No.8684410

but why

>> No.8684425

Where is this from?

>> No.8684429

That looks like Masaokis making Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce From Italy.

>> No.8684430

Some disgusting anon from another chan. This is video 8 from a 9-part series.

>> No.8684431


too much cheese

thats enough carbs for like, a month

>> No.8684463

that nice and all but lets now see that thing add the sprinkles

>> No.8684468

>watches shit being made
>watches till around the end
>sees shit moving around the sauce
Why did they think that this was okay?

>> No.8684481

I wanna see part 9 just to find out how much worse it gets.

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>> No.8684497
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This is no worse than a 'go 'za.

>> No.8684498

So was a reason ever given for why this man decided to create a nutrient sludge to breed insects in?

>> No.8684501

that looks good!

>> No.8684502

He just never cleans his house. He's like Fridgebro.

>> No.8684510

more! more! webms that are edgy

>> No.8684516

people intentionally eats maggot cheese

>> No.8684522

Seeing these makes me want to clean my house extra better than it already is.

>> No.8684539

think about all the insects in your home ya don't see. especially spiders that crawl in yur mouth when yur sleepin lol

>> No.8684683

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.8684711

90% dough dough balls! It's a gluten party in my mouth xDDD snipetti snap x--D

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>muh glootin

>> No.8684798

Nice but VERY important to let the Co2 vapor dissipate before imbibing.

Hey, don't laugh. Some bitch at a club guzzled one of these too early and fucked her stomach up.

>> No.8684821

that's such an autistic response

>> No.8684867

>al/ck/ general
>hey guys, making progress, took only two shots tonight eheh

>> No.8685228
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>> No.8685465

Actually triggered

>> No.8685676
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What in fucks name is this shit

>> No.8685687

that's aunt cho lahtkes

>> No.8685695

I'm so glad none of those rings are on either of her 4th finger

>> No.8685723

How is this really dumb one married

>> No.8685770


The filenames lessen the impact a bit

>> No.8685776

Why did he stop it just to stir it around?
Isn't that the purpose of the machine
Someone, educate me

>> No.8685790

No offence, but why do bartenders think their job is actually important

>> No.8685798

what are all the important jobs, anon?

>> No.8685808

Ones that pay more than around minimum wage

>> No.8685815

why is this man so surly

>> No.8685835

bartenders like their jobs because they're drunks and get to grasp at the shadows of control. Decent tips for zero labor. I've never met a bartender that is both good at what they do and proud of what they do desu, only one or the other.

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>> No.8685888

no, rather it triggered you further, anon.

>> No.8685922

>running the underside of your fork along the raw meat
Why? I'm genuinely curious

>> No.8685935

I would submit myself in copulation to this well toned and hard working gentleman without hesitation.

>> No.8685942
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>The nugget garnish.

>> No.8685960

obviously I'm not the one to make that webm. my best guess is for the grooves on the meat.

>> No.8685993

It's just tossing, shit can still get stuck to the bottom.

>> No.8686001

Well post the rest of them faggot.

>> No.8686052

I'm with this guy. you said it's available, so get it!

>> No.8686095

How about this dude?

>> No.8686100

dumb chicks are qt as fuck

>> No.8686105

How is she cute?

>> No.8686121

maybe food gore webm's if anyone has some pls

>> No.8686139

the first frame looked pretty good but it was all downhill from there

>> No.8686174

well she is cute looking, also i like it when they get so easily impressed by my ravings

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>> No.8686361

He has to cook all the eggs before he gets out.

>> No.8686366

looks like a fucking alien carcass
what the FUCK

>> No.8686385


This is why we need the wall.

>> No.8686394

Probably because of this >>8686361

I would be surly too if I was trapped by a giant wall of eggs that I had to cook and sell.

>> No.8686471

that's what the "arm" in the pan is for, it scrapes the bottom

>> No.8686600

actually looks more like 3 chicken breast , split and put on rice. I have no idea what makes you think it looks alien lol

>> No.8686624

bartenders make A LOT more than minimum wage (in the US)

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>> No.8686660

bars are scams and are boring. first off, price of a regular beer is $3 or so average (just after you spend on 2 beers you could buy a 6 pack at a liquor store)and that's ridiculous. then if a bar offers food it's usually 'shareable' so you are almost forced to share with other patrons in the bar and than get more food. common bar food, wings, pizza, burger sliders,sandwiches cut in 4 sections.

>> No.8686698

Other people like to be social since they aren't as autistic as you.

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>le gluten is bad meme

>> No.8686729

>taps the board
why do people do that?

>> No.8686740

it is the OIL that gives it the taste

>> No.8686744

>actors on a tv show where people pretend to be retarded.webm

>> No.8686751

why do DJs constantly twiddle knobs aimlessly?

>> No.8686759

what show?

>> No.8686769

>bitching about $3 beers in a bar
shit mate, you need to travel more or try leaving your mom's partner's basement.
also why would you share food at a bar with people you don't know?
You know drinks in nightclubs usually start at $12 just to "open a Heineken for you", right?

>> No.8686782

It's like tongs, man, you can't use them until you've given them a couple of little snap snaps.

>> No.8686789

nightclub is for the gays. $12 drinks? you're just autist to pay that for a drink

>> No.8686790

>price of a regular beer is $3 or so average

Holy shit if I could get $3 beers I'd buy uh, let's see, approximately twice as many beers.

>> No.8686796

where I'm at 30 pack of hamms beer is $15 all day everyday.

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>> No.8686820

more Webm's, they're entertaining lol

>> No.8686828
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The classic.

>> No.8686840

Either you use mayo, or eggs and fat, but both makes no sense.

>> No.8686843

>manly tears fries himself a bowl of rice

>> No.8686845

that's jack for ya

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>> No.8686858

>/v/ memes

>> No.8686871

thought this would be some nice a e s t h e t i c
watermelon vid but it's the devil incarnate

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I wanna find whoever did this and beat him to death.

>> No.8686894

kek same here

>> No.8686895

looks pretty easy. with better apples it's probably tasty

>> No.8686923

the olives at the end fucking kill me

>> No.8686927

what type of apples would be good with that

>> No.8686933

>This passes for Mexican food in America

>> No.8686941

post jack webm's I know there are plenty of those of that fatass

>> No.8686951

I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, not pay the bill, not tip, and walk out.

>> No.8686954

jesus, can't they afford gloves in China? Their hands must be burned to fuck.

>> No.8686985


shut it Hose, go eat some beans and corn

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>> No.8687061

She must have some super skin or some shit

>> No.8687072

yes lol

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>> No.8687113

cucking with jack

>> No.8687120

she has a similar look of bewilderment to that of the surly king of the egg fort

>> No.8687128

The batter on her hand is protecting her from the heat for the short time is in the oil.

>> No.8687135

that's what I thought

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>> No.8687206

Is this "a million degrees hot knife versus cheese"?

>> No.8687207

>Yorkshire Pudding
This is some next level fuck up

>> No.8687209

what did he do wrong here?

>> No.8687227

He even went so far as to put the pearly penile warts on that cake.

>> No.8687228

Everything.... He did everything wrong

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>> No.8687275

Those are pretty clearly pork chops

Not alien, but it still looks bland and disgusting.

>> No.8687388


>> No.8687585

the essence of /ck/

>> No.8687621

the only bad thing about this besides how he looks is how he puts it on a plate just to slide it off then put it back on

>> No.8687643

Not gonna lie, that bruleed butterscotch krimpet looks delicious as fuck

>> No.8687676


That is some seriously nice looking 'go 'za.

>> No.8687692

>squid in blu cheese sauce

no thanks.

>> No.8687709

you look good ;)

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>> No.8687734

what am I lookin at here fellas?

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>> No.8687744


Let me know when you want to go and we can go do that together... Alinea is fucking bullshit.

>> No.8687749

whats the purpose of this?

>> No.8687764

it's a pleb filter, and looky looky it just caught another

>> No.8687770

I fail to see the hate these things get that looks fucking delicious. But hey, that's just me.

>> No.8687808

How does this guy even manage to breath

>> No.8687855

This is cursed

>> No.8687882

more fail webms like this

>> No.8688022

can somebody translate?

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>> No.8688076

why does it seem the jack guy fails a lot? you can tell it's jack because of the gold ring he always has on.

>> No.8688084

Why did he upload part where he failed?

>> No.8688085

it's disturbing, that's all I can tell you lol.

>> No.8688090

Attention, he wants attention in all the worst ways.

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What in the niggerloving fuck am I watching.

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>> No.8688140

Might just have to try this.

>> No.8688141

would eat

>> No.8688160

yeah it seems simple enough

>> No.8688208

I hope that's b8 but I'm biting anyway.

That's fucking pasta you dolt.

>> No.8688274


I was going to ask how he lived to adulthood. You'd think he would have been run over by an inattentive driver after misjudging when it's safe to cross the street.

>> No.8688290

50 keks

>> No.8688453
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Dat talent tho

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this makes me hungry

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>> No.8688485

It's a disgrace

>> No.8688493

that looks like one big nugget before he slices it up.

>> No.8688519

it actually looks good if ya think about it

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>> No.8688547
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everywhere I go I must bigboybite

>> No.8688699

I literally started shaking with rage the second I realised what was happening.

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>> No.8688726

I am generally a dunce and go about doing things in an unconventional way in a lot of tasks.

But even I have no clue how he came up with this idea. What is even the point?

>> No.8688733

I've seen my grandmother do this once or twice, just doesn't give a fuck. I aim to be as good as her one day.

>> No.8688760

>That absolute lack of food safety
I hope he dies with a parasite piercing his heart a la Steve Erwin

>> No.8688768


To show that the product is clearly a piece of junk, guys. Ok?

>> No.8688769

>Undaunted Queen of the Boiling Oil, counterpart of Egg Fort's Surly King

>> No.8688793

the channel who made this is cocktail chemistry if anyone is interested

>> No.8689416

You can find a video by Chef John ON FOODWISHES.COM for this apple thing

>> No.8689489

fucking JAAAACKK

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anyone want some AMPCS?

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>> No.8689540

is that a shun paring knife?

fuck jack so much

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I thought it was a kitana

>> No.8689621

>burning food

I think you already lost your brain to pork worms, kiddo

>> No.8689713

>carbs make you fat

But they do??? So do dietary fats but...

>> No.8689791

Ive watched this so many times, and I still don't understand why anyone would order this.


>> No.8689914

This one in particular makes me wonder if Jack is just a really dedicated troll.

>> No.8689938

try it
olive oil + butter tastes great

>> No.8690087

Please tell me that he boils it

>> No.8690120

how undercooked is that pork, jesus

>> No.8690136

you mean jimmies

>> No.8690188

It's not undercooked, Jack just doesn't know how to shred pork.

>> No.8690221

don't know what that is tho

>> No.8690232

Why can't nips do anything the fucking easy way?

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>> No.8690249
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Jacks a dork

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ghetto honey

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>> No.8690295

Wtf is this

>> No.8690302

it seems it's another jack fail. he always has a gold ring on

>> No.8690315

>fresh wild honey

excuse me wat r u sayin?

>> No.8690326

Put the chicken on the poll.

>What...is my purpose?

You put chickens on polls.

>Oh God.

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you already lack grammar but anyway, honey is made this way. https://youtu.be/iT6IQx26eHk

it's sheeple like you that make people cringe.

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> wat r u sayin
brain dead millenial spelling.

>> No.8690386

Wh-what's this?

>> No.8690400


this went from a nice sandwich to meme food real fast

>> No.8690409


She's not chuffin Northumbrian

>> No.8690412

what makes you think that? it's a large, full-flavored sandwich.

>> No.8690424

it's whatever you want it to be I guess lol

>> No.8690442

Welcome to 4chan newfriends! Be sure to read the rules, and enjoy your stay!

>> No.8690468

Where can I find more?

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>> No.8690616

Casa di mama

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is this wrong to make a taco this way?

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>> No.8691375

Remove the frying process, remove the pizza and blueberry pancake and I'll eat the shit out of that

>> No.8691657

after he dumped in the cool whip in, it ruined it all.

>> No.8691780

this is gross looking

>> No.8692040

you have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.8692238

You're supposed to have the fat/drippings hot as hell from the oven when you put the batter in and leave it in the the oven.

>> No.8692249

This is my favorite Jack Webm, this nigga managed to make a non-newtonian fluid he fucked u so bad. This guy is so fucking terrible at cooking he accidentally created a fluid that breaks the laws of viscosity. FUCK that's a magical level of ineptitude.

>> No.8692272

or he's dipping meat in peanut butter.

>> No.8692289

What in the hell is wrong with your peanut butter that it is like that? Can you literally not lift a fork out of it or coat something in it? You can see remnants of the powder used that likely made it non-newtonian. Even if it's peanut butter, it shouldn't act like that without alteration.

>> No.8692295

yeah, true.

>> No.8692352

it's a general tsao's sauce mixed with flour
instead of flouring the chopped up chicken and dredging them in sauce he mixed the flour into the sauce and then tried to coat them in the fluid. Really a fuck up that doesn't happen a lot

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