/beer/

[Anonymous No.8678097]

Which one should I have tonight?

What are you having tonight?

[Anonymous No.8678165]

>>8678097
The Centauri is pretty good, but I think it has two different formulations - one is 9% alcohol; the other is 6-point-something. I prefer the stronger one.

[Anonymous No.8678209]

>>8678097
Space dust tastes stale and weak, didn't like their immortal or whatever either with the fist and lightning on the bottle. Doubt I'll buy the brand again

[Anonymous No.8678212]

>>8678097
Miller lite tonight, but I tried pic related the other day and man it was weird. Super funky, but the hops made the aftertaste really bitter. When it warmed up it got better, but it was just very unique tasting. Not good or bad. Just different. Excited to see where this project goes for surly desu.
Oh and I've only had one other Brett beer so I didn't really know how to approach the stuff.

[Anonymous No.8678229]

>>8678165

I was unaware that they made two different versions - I've only every had the 9%, and just had it on tap last week and remembered how much I liked it.

Instead of looking it up I went and took a pic inside the door of my fridge (if you can't guess, I'm drinking the Elysian).

[Anonymous No.8678281]

>>8678209

>stale and weak

*drinking it right now*
*pondering your assessment*

I think it's quite good. Not at all stale, and by no means weak. It's certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but "stale and weak" is definitely not how I would describe it.

Perhaps you tried a bottle that was a year or two old? (Still can't figure out how it would get "weak"; the 8.2 abv wouldn't go down and if anything the hops would become undrinkable.)

[Anonymous No.8678284]

>unironically drinking IPAs
>unironically not drinking stouts
>unironically drinking any of the garbage i listed above and not just unironically drinking whiskey like real men do

[Anonymous No.8678292]

>>8678284

[Anonymous No.8678356]

>>8678284

>beer
>irony

Where the fuck did your parents go wrong?

[Anonymous No.8678361]

>>8678097
Haven't had too many Elysian beers yet, but I liked this one. Not even a pumpkin fan either.

[Anonymous No.8678385]

>>8678356
>unironically consuming fermented cereal grains
>unironically deluding yourself into an activity that only exists due to constant shilling by neckbeards from BeerAdvocate

[Anonymous No.8678389]

>>8678284

[Anonymous No.8678414]

>>8678385

>unironically exerting energy for the sole purpose of berating a drink and it's consumers
>unironically having this sad of a life

[Anonymous No.8678489]

>>8678414
>unironically going into damage control mode when someone unironically BTFOs a meme liberal activity rooted in unironically taking turns at masking a foul tasting substance

[Anonymous No.8678527]

>>8678489
>unironically turning every subject into a political debate

[Anonymous No.8678542]

>>8678281
ya know I'd be willing to try it again, a lot of the beer we get in MS is old. I've started checking the dates more. Surprised it's 8.2%, really didn't seem that strong.

What are some others you like?

[Anonymous No.8678545]

>>8678284
>ironically shitposting
kill your self (unironically)

[Anonymous No.8678746]

>>8678542

>What are some others you like?

That's too broad of a question, and the answer is usually going to be one of a number of things I've had recently.

Just try all different styles, and try things that have generally good reviews (trust your own taste and remember there's no such thing as a "meme beer" - you'll know if a dumb fad is a dumb fad). And if you're going to pick up an IPA, or any other hop forward style, don't bother if you're not going to drink it within 90 days at the very, very, latest of the bottling date.

[Anonymous No.8678943]

>>8678489

>unironically having the taste palate of an infant

Stick to tendies and choccy milk, buddy.

[Anonymous No.8679215]

>>8678229

Love the artwork on this, and I definitely warmed up to it more half way through. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.8679286]

I like pale ales, but IPAs are shit. Why do people like IPAs?

[Anonymous No.8679803]

>>8679286

>Why do people like IPAs?

Why do you feel the need to post this in every single thread?

[Anonymous No.8679809]

>>8678542
>MS

is your name Phil

can I fuck your tight boyhole

[Anonymous No.8680190]

I never thought beer could actually taste like piss

until now

[Anonymous No.8680276]

>>8679286
Because they don't have the need to adopt contrarian opinions to impress anonymous people on an imageboard.

[Anonymous No.8680411]

>>8678943
>unironically calling someone a child when they call you out on the fact that the craft beer community is unironically filled with beta numale liberal neckbeard lumbersexuals that unironically fabricated an entire false-culture around tasting and drinking these awful tasting concoctions

[Anonymous No.8680415]

>>8678097
My local beer shop has space dust, is it worth the price?

[Anonymous No.8680470]

>>8680415

Solid NW IPA. 4/5. Goonies.

[Anonymous No.8680487]

>>8680411
Uhh all your insecurities are showing.

Just a heads up.

[Anonymous No.8680968]

>>8680411

>unironically reiterating the same notion over and over again despite everyone refusing to acknowledge it, all in a vain attempt to win a greentext argument

Beer tastes fucking amazing faggot

[Anonymous No.8682631]

>>8680968
>unironically taking the bait

[Anonymous No.8682683]

>>8682631

>unironically resigning to a state of complacency where baiting is more common on this thread than actual discussion

Where else do you suggest I unironically talk about food and cooking?

[Anonymous No.8682710]

>>8678097
Space Dust is a god send. Maybe best IPA out there.

Sonorran Brewery has a bomb diggity white chocolate ale.

[Anonymous No.8682791]

>>8678212
More minnesota beer. This brewery finally put out reasonably priced cans and it's awesome. I had their tripel a while ago and loved it. This is an awesome, decently priced stout. Going to try their wit next. A ton of potential in this brewery.

[Anonymous No.8682866]

>>8678212
Neat. I'll have to check that out.

[Anonymous No.8683028]

$5 for a six-pack at 8.4abv

[Anonymous No.8683460]

>>8682683
>unironically expecting intellectual and relevant discussion on a Cantonese scarf weaving forum populated by craft beer drinkers

[Anonymous No.8683507]

>>8683460

>unironically implying ironic implications

[Anonymous No.8683908]

>>8683028
Good price at least, all the craft beer here seems like it's gone up to $7-8 a 6 pack in the last couple years. Fucking ripoff.

[Anonymous No.8683914]

>>8682791
B L A C K E D

[Anonymous No.8684232]

>>8683028
only $5?? what state?

[Anonymous No.8684235]

IPAs taste like soap to me. No idea why.

[Anonymous No.8684238]

I had a smoked porter the other day that was the strongest I'd ever tasted. It was like drinking a cigar. Wish I could remember the name of it.

[Anonymous No.8684258]

Fifth night in a row getting blackout off this trash. $8 a 12 pack. My lower back hurts when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.8684280]

>>8684258
>can

[Anonymous No.8684629]

>>8680415
It's a decent IPA but it's a few bucks more expensive than other decent stuff so I don't recommend it. It does have a pretty high abv so the alcohol per dollar is actually a bit better than the other stuff, but that hardly matters to me since I tend to drink at the same pace regardless of abv.

Ultimately, I'd say it's worth trying if you like IPAs but not something to buy often.

[Anonymous No.8684636]

>>8684238
I had some smoked beer a while ago and it tasted like smoked sausage. It was the strangest thing I think I've ever drank.

[Anonymous No.8684644]

>>8684636
I fucken love rauchbier tbqh

[Anonymous No.8684651]

here is a picture of beer

pardon shitty lighting

[Anonymous No.8684959]

>>8684651
>nugger

[Anonymous No.8685613]

Has anyone tried that Scotch ale from the whiskey Thief company the one with smoke flavor and Heather flavor I don't know what's going wrong but it tastes awful to me I'd rather drink Steel Reserve with a drop of vanilla extract then this seemingly poorly made ale.

Is my pallete retarded or does this taste bad?

[Anonymous No.8685621]

>>8684651
Would you mind defending your keurig? Please, it's my fetish s

[Anonymous No.8685627]

>>8685621
I bought my wife a Keurig and it was a novelty for a while until we both realized that it's cheaper and tastier to just make full pots that we can grind ourselves.

[Anonymous No.8685651]

>>8678097
>beer

puke

i'm a straight rum kind of guy

[Anonymous No.8685670]

>>8685627
Rochefort 10 Is tops. Definitely not for regular consumption like other beers imo tho. I go for one every six months or so.

[Anonymous No.8685713]

>>8685613
Scotch ales are hard to do well IMO. Most of the time they're unbalanced (usually too sweet) and adjuncts in a strong beer can be hard to get right.

[Anonymous No.8685766]

>>8683460
You're 100% gay. Or a child. Was your single parent poor? Poverty is a well-known reason that people get childish undeveloped palates.

[Anonymous No.8685785]

>>8684651
>KBS

not really worth of the hype. Interesting, but not worth it.

[Anonymous No.8685813]

>>8678097
>drinking one beer

??????????????

[Anonymous No.8685976]

>>8685813

*one bomber

There are always plenty of other everyday drinking beers in the fridge - one simply doesn't drink a 22oz Space Dust back to back with a 22oz Alpha Centauri. Those two can be saved for two separate nights.

[Anonymous No.8685992]

>>8684232
California

[Anonymous No.8685997]

>>8685976
You realize one of those is equivalent to about 4-5 normal macro lagers, right?

[Anonymous No.8685999]

>>8685766
>unironically enjoying the taste of grass

lol

[Anonymous No.8686004]

>>8685627
I use my kuerig to dispense hot water for making tea quickly. I drink a lot of coffee and I'd rather have more available rather than the 10 oz max cups. I also chill coffee i don't end up drinking from the pot, rather than tossing it.

[Anonymous No.8686012]

>>8685997

There's no equivalency between the beers in the OP pic and any "normal macro lagers".

[Anonymous No.8686019]

>>8685999
Its more like blended pine tree but I mean you're really just a case of stop liking what I don't like. Go keep Mikes hard lemonade and Smirnoff ice sales up.

[Anonymous No.8686065]

>>8685621
i dont use it, my father does

[Anonymous No.8686190]

>>8686004
You might look into an electric kettle. They heat water very quickly. Bought her a cheap plastic one for thirty bucks years ago and it still works great. The one I got her holds a liter at a time.

[Anonymous No.8686196]

>>8678281
I couldn't cringe harder at you

[Anonymous No.8686207]

>>8686190

Or better yet....

[Anonymous No.8686213]

>>8686196

Keep sipping your coors lite.

[Anonymous No.8686386]

>>8686012
There is for abv.

22oz at 9% is 3 12oz beers at 5.5%, in terms of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8686401]

>2017
>not exclusively drinking brewery only release sours

[Anonymous No.8686463]

>>8686401
That looks pretty tasty. Sours are great.

[Anonymous No.8686483]

this one is fucking good.

[Anonymous No.8686516]

>>8686401
If I had millions of dollars then I might

[Anonymous No.8686528]

>>8678097
I've like the Elysian beers I've had. Apparently they were acquired by AB recently and that's why the distro is so wide.

[Anonymous No.8686570]

I like this one. Too bad it's ~$16 for the 4-pack.

[Anonymous No.8686613]

>>8686570
Oh, and sporadic, limited releases.

[Anonymous No.8686650]

>>8686528
Some of the brewers were displeased by this and I know cloudburst brewing was started by one of the main brewers at elysian that left.

[Anonymous No.8686691]

>>8686483
>unironically enjoying the 'craft beer' type which are brewed with as much vanilla bean/chocolate/cocoa/coffee as humanly possible in an effort to mask the terrible taste of ethanol which
>unironically drinking a milkshake

[Anonymous No.8687060]

>>8686691
Dieu du Ciel is so good at stouts that I think they are immune to that criticism.

Incidentally, Grande Noirceur is phenomenal.

[Anonymous No.8687136]

>>8686691
>I hate fun

Yolo faggot. Happy KBS day co/ck/s

[Anonymous No.8687143]

Also: first space dust, man thats good stuff.

[Anonymous No.8687192]

who else /delirium tremens/ here?

[Anonymous No.8687195]

>>8685613
>pallete

[Anonymous No.8687313]

>>8685992

Trader Joe's, huh?

[Anonymous No.8687593]

>>8687313
Their simpler times beer is bretty okay

[Anonymous No.8687599]

Ayyy. Tonight be a space dust night as well.

(Get to the tax returns already, Rachel.)

[Anonymous No.8687926]

Everybody raves about this beer but it's not even good.

[Anonymous No.8688078]

>>8687926
California beer is a meme.

[Anonymous No.8688098]

>>8686401
I'd suck a dick for that

[Anonymous No.8688115]

>>8684651
Been partial to the hitachino white ale. Can't find trappist at my total wine, wondering if I'm blind or something

[Anonymous No.8688124]

>>8687060
Had one of their Belgian IPAs and it was fantastic but old, need to go on a trip and get more Dieu du Ciel.

[Anonymous No.8688130]

>>8687926

How long did you cellar that for, bro? :;

[Anonymous No.8688145]

>>8688130
0, I bought it 4 days ago

[Anonymous No.8688152]

>>8678097
that space dust is fucking delicious, despite its dumb name and label

[Anonymous No.8688164]

>>8688145

Regardless, Pliny is pushing a couple months now on it's freshness. I live in the region and haven't seen it on tap in a few weeks now, and used to get it on tap almost every night during the Winter. Where do you live, out of curiosity?

[Anonymous No.8688603]

>>8686691

[Anonymous No.8688696]

>>8688164

My bottle said it was bottled march 7th. I dont live in the area where its sold, I bought it in San Jose when I was visiting a friend.

[Anonymous No.8688744]

>>8688696

Welp. It sounds like you just have bad taste.

Glad to hear they're still brewing it. Thinking about driving out there this weekend.

People west of the Mississippi who call Pliny overrated tend to get shot. (Yeah, we got guns out in California.)

[Anonymous No.8690312]

beers brewed west of the Mississippi or south of the Mason-Dixon line are inherently inferior to beers brewed in new england and the great lakes region.
this is fact.

[Anonymous No.8690338]

>>8690312

California, PNW, Colorado > everywhere else

Flyover country is painfully overrated.

[Anonymous No.8690341]

>>8690312
New England beers are so fucking overrated. Breweries like Tree House and Alchemist derive their reputation 100% because of exclusivity. The beers are average at best but are impossible to get for anyone not living in the area so the beeradvocate neckbeards fabricate lies in their own head when it comes to taste testing them. In reality, it's all shit and they get BTFO by breweries like Trillium.

[Anonymous No.8690368]

>>8690338
>California
LOL

Colorado gets a pass and the PNW is hit or miss but hit often enough.
I've been continually disappointed with anything Cali tries to produce.

>>8690341
>it's all shit and they get BTFO by breweries like Trillium.
another new england brewery?
I think your point has been lost on me.

[Anonymous No.8690534]

>>8690368

>I've been continually disappointed with anything Cali tries to produce.

Chances are you're village only gets 1% of Cali beers, and what you do get is 2 years past the fresh by date.

[Anonymous No.8690551]

>>8690312
>>8690338
>>8690341
>>8690368
Every region has great beer and shit beer. Quit jerking yourselves off over nothing

[Anonymous No.8690993]

I know some of you guys are slamming 40s of King Cobra. Is there anything better on God's green earth?

[Anonymous No.8691255]

MEDIOCRE

[Anonymous No.8691269]

local connivance store was out of my go-to so I picked up a pack of this instead
it's pretty competent if a bit underwhelming
it's an English style so that makes sense

[Anonymous No.8691497]

Do you guys use untappd?
I made one last month and i have no friends that use it.

[Anonymous No.8691511]

>>8683028
>tfw i pay at least 5$ for each bottle of the cheapest-decent beers
i hate my life

[Anonymous No.8691626]

>>8691497

>tfw 32 and other than facebook when it first came out in college when you needed a .edu emial. never had a friend on any social media or ever played a vidya online

I'm on Untapped. What's the point of having friends, especially if they're not even in your town?

[Anonymous No.8691958]

>>8691497
I'm on Ratebeer

Redpill me on geuze's, just watched a vid where a guy cellared one for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.8691963]

>>8683028
too bad it tastes like ass! id rather drink budweiser

t. had this last week

[Anonymous No.8693179]

>>8691497
Yeah I have one acquaintance that uses it.

[Anonymous No.8694806]

West Coast be doin' NE style now.

[Anonymous No.8695742]

[Anonymous No.8695763]

Pure hops are garbage unless it's balanced out with malt. I'm glad most popular IPAs realize this now, because a few years back it was a contest of how many more IBUs could be fit into the thing.

[Anonymous No.8695882]

>>8678097
pick 6 of 3 ballast point piper downs and 3 california kolsch's
my two favorite beers ever desu senpai