Al/ck/ /alc/

[Anonymous No.8675391]

I think I'm an alcoholic edition.

It's 4 a.m. and I decided to take a bunch of shots because I feel like shit. I know i'm not physically addicted, but being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy.

[Anonymous No.8675397]

>>8675391
Sort yourself out

[Anonymous No.8675399]

I think the next shot you take should be from a gun.

[Anonymous No.8675415]

>>8675391
St Patrick's day is in a few days lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSO_T3X6zw

[Anonymous No.8675461]

>>8675391
>being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy.
sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.8675462]

>tfw in that awkward in between stage between binge drinking for 5 days in a row every 4 or so weeks then suffering minor versions of what heavy addicts in these threads describe when trying to sort my shit out
>tfw realize I should probably quit before it gets worse
>tfw after 2 days of detoxxing and wondering how to solve all the fuck ups I did during my last binge I'm back to drinking
welp

[Anonymous No.8675466]

I took about 8 shots in the past hour. Tried to get some girls to show me their tits on omegle, but I was too drunk to spit game. I ate some gummy vitamins and now i'm gonna go jerk off then pass out.

[Anonymous No.8675484]

>>8675466
Typical /ck/goer here, everyone.

Look at this guy and learn. Do not become this guy.

[Anonymous No.8675501]

>>8675466
this guy knows how to drink

[Anonymous No.8675512]

>>8675391
Why does my hair look so thin the day after drinking?

Does alcohol accelerate hairloss?

[Anonymous No.8675514]

>>8675501
>>8675484
Remembered this old porno i watched like 10 years ago. Wanted to watch it again, but only full copy I could find was the brazzers website. I signed up, jerked off for 5 minutes then regretted my purchase. I can't cancel my account unless I call the support number, and I'm too drunk to do that. I'll have to do it tomorrow when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.8675516]

>>8675514
What was the vid?

[Anonymous No.8675518]

>>8675516
Aubrey Addams and Joslyn Diaz

[Anonymous No.8675541]

>>8675514
Called phone line to cancel membership. Told the girl answering the phone how they made me break my 7 month no porn streak and how porn is a conspiracy to make men sterile. She was not amused, but cancelled my membership anyway.

[Anonymous No.8675577]

>Another day of drinking and doing sudokus

[Anonymous No.8675592]

>>8675577
thats the fuckin life

[Anonymous No.8675748]

>>8675512
Yes, but not in one night.

[Anonymous No.8675772]

>>8675391
Same here. I'm waiting a couple hours for the liqueur stor to open so I cam get my handle of vodka.

[Anonymous No.8675784]

drank a bunch of white rum and beer. feeling comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.8675938]

>>8675397

[Anonymous No.8675971]

>>8675391
Which is the best out of the three? I drink the stout during hangovers, helps settle the stomach.

[Anonymous No.8676043]

finally shook the habit, half a fifth a day, with a couple beers to wash it down, 8 days sober. finally getting some sleep. you can do it anon I believe in you

[Anonymous No.8676049]

>>8675391
>I think I'm an alcoholic edition.
You guys are such pathetic try-hards.

[Anonymous No.8676057]

>>8675391
anyone else pumped it's socially acceptable to drink an hour earlier today?

[Anonymous No.8676059]

>>8675971
Those are three very different beers. But I would say the Murphy's is probably the best.

[Anonymous No.8676066]

>>8675748
That explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.8676114]

>>8676049
I'm not really an alcoholic, just like to drink beer everyday, I think that's normal to some people, other people would tell call me an alcoholic though... context I guess.

[Anonymous No.8676243]

i fuckin love drinking

[Anonymous No.8676290]

>>8676049
My dad was an alcoholic. Now that I live alone and work, I often come home and start drinking as soon as I walk in the door, especially if I've had a rough day. The amount of liquor I buy is steadily going up. And I'm still pretty young.

I think I'm on a self-destructive path. I lie to family members about how much I drink. I try to go to different liquor stores so the clerks don't even know the extent of it. Sometimes instead of taking my empties in, I just put them in a recycling bag and throw them into a city dumpster so that I can pretend they're not mine.

[Anonymous No.8676305]

>>8675391
Yeah, sounds like the path.
You know though, you may want to watch out for the point when you don't even feel happy when you get drunk. It can happen.
You stop drinking to feel good or get in a good mood for something, and you just drink either to feel normal or find things tolerable.

[Anonymous No.8676332]

>>8675514
>HE PAID
Jesus christ mate lol.

[Anonymous No.8676369]

>Want to drink
>Started on anti-depressant/anxiety pills
It's a pretty weak dose and small pill but I miss having a few beers in the morning

[Anonymous No.8676383]

>>8675391
>being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy
just be drunk all the time... that's where I'm headed, anyway

[Anonymous No.8676389]

>>8676290
you sound exactly like me except that I would never post a shitty weaboo picture

[Anonymous No.8676391]

>>8676389
maybe one day you'll see the light, anon

[Anonymous No.8676436]

Anyone else have luck with seeing a psychologist/therapist? I've been doing counseling once a week since I stopped drinking 3 months ago and it helps. It's mostly just having someone I can be 100% honest with, and talk to someone who's seen way worse than me. Also someone to hold me accountable and think through the actions that lead me back to the bottle. Would recommend

[Anonymous No.8676441]

>>8675466
I hate jerking off when I'm drinking. It feels great at first and I get super into it, then when I want to cum I can't and end up breaking a sweat and chafing my dick whacking it so hard. Then eventually I go limp and give up

[Anonymous No.8676443]

>>8676436
Saw a therapist 3 years ago. Total shit. Saw a psychiatrist for two years, didn't help much. Went to AA and an outpatient program for a long time. Didn't really do anything. I'm having my second beer right now.

[Anonymous No.8676454]

>>8676443
I think nothing like that will help if you don't WANT to quit. I'm not saying I'm purely sober because of my therapist, but it definitely helps me stay on the right path since I want to stay sober. I was forced to do counseling by my parents when I wasn't willing to admit I had a problem and it didn't do shit. The right mindset going into it is key

[Anonymous No.8676476]

28 days sober. AMA

[Anonymous No.8676482]

>>8676454
No I know dude. I never really wanted to quit enough, I'm not blaming any of those people, they were all really nice to me and I'm glad it works for others.

[Anonymous No.8676489]

>>8676290
Sounds like many of us.
Stop before it goes south. Because it will.

>>8676305
Retrospectively, it sounds like the turning point. When it really became an addiction.
It's slow and smooth however, the way it slowly takes control of your life and fucks it up hard. Not something you notice when it happens and know when to definitely stop.

[Anonymous No.8676502]

>>8676489
Yeah, it can be pretty insidious. In my case though there was a day several years ago when I wasn't full blown yet, but I was drinking every day.
I was holding a shot of whiskey in my hand in the kitchen during one evening, and I literally thought myself, if you continue to do this you will get in trouble. Chose to drink up anyway because I just didn't have anyone or anything in my life. I remember it so clearly and it's been such a long time. I know for a fact that I chose.

[Anonymous No.8676525]

>>8676476
Keep going my man, I hope you can.
I can't make it more than a month. I know I'll try again some day though.

[Anonymous No.8676674]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm an alcoholic. When I get home from work at around 6pm first thing I do is drink a beer (pic related). After that the next beer pretty quickly, while cooking and eating. Then I'll have another one or some whisky. Every day. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.8676692]

>>8676674
If you do that amount every day but never increase it, you aren't even bad and that's totally acceptable.
You may be susceptible for alcoholism, but you're not doing it yet no matter who says what as long as you aren't increasing your amount.

[Anonymous No.8676696]

>>8676674
Nah, it's just what you like to do, you don't need it to function. An alcoholic can't go without.

[Anonymous No.8676705]

>>8676696
>9

yeah well, but I would have a really hard time going without that.. is that just the ritual?

[Anonymous No.8676734]

Anyone else day drinking? I only day drink on sundays. It just seems like a good day for doing that

[Anonymous No.8676745]

>>8676734
yeah i'm on beer 16 already

[Anonymous No.8676748]

>>8676734
Me. I tend to have a few beers during the day every day though.

[Anonymous No.8676763]

>>8675462
are you me

[Anonymous No.8676769]

I think I just had my first full on delusion
I thought I completely fucked things up with a friend if mine by raving St her about my feelings and spent three days hiding in my room out of shame. I just worked up the courage to check what exactly I said so I could try to repair things and it turns out this never happened

What a great feeling, time for a drink!

[Anonymous No.8676775]

>>8676769
what the fuck lmao
maybe you just deleted it out of shame or soemthing

[Anonymous No.8676803]

>dad emotionally abused me my entire life and viciously tore me down at every opportunity
>feel worthless even when i succeed at something now
>antidepressants and therapy never really helped
>getting jobs and having a gf didn't help
>only happy when i'm drunk

wew

[Anonymous No.8676804]

>feel lonely and like i want to go out
>go out and have fun in the moment but feel 100 times worse after

Is alcoholism a good fit for me?

[Anonymous No.8676876]

>>8676804
alcoholism isnt a good fit for anyone

[Anonymous No.8676883]

>>8676876
What about if youre a 45 year old grizzled ex-cop who never played by the rules but got results, having to hand in his badge and go off the radar to clear his name for a murder he didnt commit while struggling with the premature death of his wife?

[Anonymous No.8676897]

>>8675399
Done that before.
Tasted like Hopps and shit.

[Anonymous No.8676972]

>>8675971

I like lagers, personally, but torpedo is probably what I would choose as long as you like IPAs. It's not hopped to shit.

[Anonymous No.8677001]

>>8676775
This

[Anonymous No.8677009]

>>8676883
Jim Lahey?

[Anonymous No.8677206]

>>8675399

>Putting alcohol into your gun

DON'T DO THAT TO THE POOR GUN!!!

[Anonymous No.8677302]

>>8677206
BUT

[Anonymous No.8677348]

>>8676734
Day drinking is comfy as fuck, I tend to do it once a week when I wake up hungover on Saturday or Sunday. I find I don't suffer withdrawal if I don't drink for 3 solid days or more, so Friday and Saturday evening then Sunday day all day is fine, provided I don't touch a drop Monday.

[Anonymous No.8677387]

>>8677302
just started watching this show. its pretty funny. theyre all degenerates

[Anonymous No.8677427]

>>8677387

The first seasons are really top tier 10/10
But it's all downhill

[Anonymous No.8677437]

>>8676769
I'm so sorry Anon. I'm so sorry. You said you'd post it here before deleting it, and didn't deliver.
Now nobody will ever know beside her.
>>8674178

[Anonymous No.8677449]

>>8677437
Starts here >>8674041

[Anonymous No.8677501]

>>8675971

I'd say without much doubt that Torpedo is better (and also it's stronger) than Murphy's but it's ages since I had it. I did give it 5/5 though. I haven't had the third one.

[Anonymous No.8677519]

>tfw beating alcoholism
>can have few drinks without getting wasted
>enough to have fun
>feel fine in the morning
>only drink once a week at most, on the weekend when out with gf or friends

Abstinence is for cucks, learn to control yourself.

[Anonymous No.8677558]

>>8677519
yeah yeah good for you suck my dick

[Anonymous No.8677660]

>>8677519
See you on the other side of your relapse, anon.

[Anonymous No.8677703]

>>8677519
>drinking once a week
what are you a pussy? the weekend is for getting smashed why wouldnt you spend those 3 days hammered out your noggin

[Anonymous No.8677736]

>tfw just chugged a steel reserve in the bathroom of a chinese restaurant while waiting for my order

I'm afraid these generals are starting to make me a little too accepting of my downward spiral

[Anonymous No.8677777]

Sober for 1 year now,
quit after they had to cut off my dick when I fell asleep drunk one night, haven't had a single drink since nor wanted to, daily drinker before that

[Anonymous No.8677796]

>>8677777
are you a girl now?

[Anonymous No.8677822]

>>8677777
>they had to cut off my dick when I fell asleep drunk one night

[Anonymous No.8677852]

I've been sober for 4 days.

As soon as I was alone and knew I wouldn't get caught buying something, I went out and bought 6 entire fucking litres of wine. I'm going to go on another bender tomorrow morning.

Why do I keep doing this shit? I quit for 4 days because I was so fucking ill from it. Literally shitting myselfa nd puking uncontrollably WHILE SOBER. Now that I'm feeling good again, I go out and buy more. I'm fucking stupid.

On the bright side I just spent the rest of my money so I'll be forced to quit for 2 weeks until my neetbux clear..

[Anonymous No.8677853]

>>8677519
>with gf
Let me guess. You magically quit drinking after you met her?
See you back on the wagon after she inevitably breaks up with you.

[Anonymous No.8677881]

>>8677852
>I've been sober for 4 days

A GOD

[Anonymous No.8677930]

>>8677796
>>8677822

Passed out while fapping, paraphimosis set in (I usually fix it after fapping by pulling it back over), didn't wake up to the pain, in the morning it was killing me

[Anonymous No.8677933]

>>8677930
that's terrible, however you didn't answer my question

[Anonymous No.8677937]

>>8677933

I'm still a guy unfortunately

[Anonymous No.8677944]

>>8675391
>but being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy.

This. And I like to drink as I cook. So not drinking, breaking that routine, results in terrible boredom. I know I need to cut way back but it's my favorite part of the day.

[Anonymous No.8677965]

AA says no alcoholic can drink successfully.

FUCK YOU AA, I'll be the first!

[Anonymous No.8678036]

>>8676803
C'mon inkstain you can do better than that. Just participate in more turf wars.

and make sure to fugg an octoling pls and thank you senpai lol

[Anonymous No.8678075]

Woke up this morning and vomited blood. It's the first time I've thrown up from drinking in years. Was trying to think of anything red I had eaten yesterday and there was nothing so I'm sure it was blood.
Probably need to stop drinking soon.

[Anonymous No.8678090]

>>8678075
was it bright or dark red
they are two very different things

[Anonymous No.8678159]

>>8677930
Shit. Did they cut a bit of skin to solve the phimosis or did they butcher a part of necrosed head?

[Anonymous No.8678234]

>>8678090
Dark.

[Anonymous No.8678244]

>>8675391
Keep an eye on your liver.

If you feel sick and you're not actually sick, you're drinking too much.

[Anonymous No.8678340]

>>8678234
Not the guy who asked but I think that's the bad one.

[Anonymous No.8678436]

>>8675397

[Anonymous No.8678659]

>>8678036
i actually can't do better

[Anonymous No.8678811]

>>8676436
>>8676443

Have you guys tried taking antidepressants etc?

I want to stop drinking, but I always end up drinking at night. I never drink in the day but struggle to get to sleep without alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8678832]

>>8678811
Yes, I've been taking an ssri for like 3 years now. I upped dosage once to 40mg of paxil but refused to ever raise it again because it fucks my dick up and makes it hard to cum. I can't just stop taking it because of how it will fuck with you, but I don't know how much it really does for me either anymore.

[Anonymous No.8678997]

Anyone with experience with CBD?
Cannabidiol is the second molecule in cannabis after THC (the one that makes you high), among about 80, and have most of the therapeutic effects of cannabis.
Works against anxiety, PTSD, ADHD, etc. (And if pot gives you anxiety attacks, it's the THC).

Also it's legal where THC isn't (Europe, 50 states...)

[Anonymous No.8679190]

normally i don't drink a lot of alcohol but i accidentally downed 2 bottles of wine today trying to make myself sleep

gonna make a doctors appointment tomorrow

[Anonymous No.8679254]

Is there anything I can mix with cooking wine to make it easier to drink

[Anonymous No.8679290]

>>8678997

Not the same guy but was also thinking about weed and addiction.

Do you guys ever wish you were just stoners or even pill users? I could never deal with the stomach pains of drinking constantly so I don't anymore and just smoke weed all the time. I'm not saying it is the best thing to do but I can't say I don't regret drinking myself to death anymore. So I guess my real question is would you trade your addiction for another if you could?

[Anonymous No.8679525]

3 hours...

[Anonymous No.8679535]

>not giving up alcohol for lent and becoming a Supreme Gentleman

[Anonymous No.8679609]

>>8679254
You can stop buying shitty wine and cook with moderate to good wine

[Anonymous No.8679694]

>>8676883
wait is that True Detective?

[Anonymous No.8679830]

T minus 1 hours

[Anonymous No.8679853]

>>8679830
for what?

[Anonymous No.8679867]

>>8679853

Alcohol sale to start

[Anonymous No.8679878]

>>8679867
what cuntree are you from?

[Anonymous No.8679925]

>>8679878

Estonia

[Anonymous No.8679948]

>>8679925
Why are we countries so retarded?

t. Lithuania

[Anonymous No.8679976]

Im drunk and high and I have class tomorrow
wish me luck boys and gals

[Anonymous No.8679988]

>>8679948

Commie politicians prolly, I dont know.
These alcohol laws are retarded

[Anonymous No.8680003]

>>8679988
Here the ones pushing the most for regulation are "nationalists", who in fact are poorly disguised opportunists. I agree that it's good to curb drinking, however for example banning sale of beer in plastic containers bigger than 1L is outright retarded, you're just gonna buy two.
Drinking is symptomatic of larger social problems and doing a "War on Alcohol" does fuck-all

[Anonymous No.8680012]

I chugged too much whisky and ran into a store screaming and running around until i got thrown out. Wtf is wrong with me alc? Im so ashamed

[Anonymous No.8680017]

>>8679976
No. You deserve no luck. Face the consequences you brought upon yourself. Taste the bitter product of your wrongdoings, and learn.

LEARN

[Anonymous No.8680018]

>>8680003

Heh, just got back with 2 2L beers.
They also wanted to ban alcohol sales on sundays but it failed, they did manage to shut down shit loads of small local stores who only stayed afloat because of alcohol sales, since they banned small stores from selling alcohol here.
Fucking genius politicians, I swear to god

[Anonymous No.8680036]

>>8680018
Here they have plans to raise the drinking age to 20 (even though kids start drinking at 15 anyway) and also there are talks of making a government alcohol monopoly a la Finland, which is just a way to get more income. Can't say that these would change my drinking much, but it's a misuse of governments time and money.
The more worrying thing is an increase on taxes for beer. Thing is most alcoholics don't drink beer anyway, because hard drinks and bum wine is more economical. All it would mean is less profit for Lithuanian beer companies, especially smaller ones. Again, another scheme to get more income.
Anyways, drinking from the morning, are you a NEET?

[Anonymous No.8680040]

>>8680036

In uni actually.
I usually start drinking a hours or two after I wake up, if I wake up during the night, I have to wait till the morning unless I have some left.

Oh and the tax thing is complete fucking shit too, here alreayd shit loads of people are walking a few km to cross a border to buy alcohol since it's getting so expensive here.
So the government is going to start actually losing a lot more money by increasing the taxes

[Anonymous No.8680056]

>>8675391
3 years ago I was drinking way too much, sometimes getting completely shitfaced on consecutive nights. I was always drinking alone and looked forward to my roommates being out of the apartment so they wouldn't know. I was skipping classes because of hangovers and I even drove drunk a few times.

I've cut way back since then. When I drink, it's usually only one drink at a time, and I haven't been completely wasted since new year's eve. All I'm trying to say is don't give up. Try to focus on the positives of being sober, and the negatives of being drunk.

[Anonymous No.8680071]

>that first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.8680107]

How much better heroin is than alcohol? I'm reading about Hillel Slovak and it made me wonder that maybe I should switch drugs. I mean the endpoint is death anyway, but is heroin really that good or is it media romanticization?

[Anonymous No.8680112]

>>8680107

It's only bad if you take too high a dose and get cheap shit, pure heroin is so much less dangerous than what you might believe

[Anonymous No.8680113]

How do I get past the smell/taste of alcohol?

Having moved to America, every social occasion is always about beer and talking about beer and what you like about beer, etc. when people don't talk about work and I just sit there like a retard because I can't drink.

I can't get past the smell.
I can't get past the taste.
Doing shit like just trying to down it without breathing, etc. just makes me look autistic while doing it and look like a retard after I gag a bit and try my best not to puke it out. And I usually have a high tolerance of weird concoctions and foods like the herbal shit that my parents used to forcefeed me as a kid like freshly squeezed raw aloe juice and ginseng shit.

And it's not just beer either. Shit ranging from weak stuff like riesling wine (which doesn't taste sweet at all) to mixed drinks basically get the same reaction from me.

What am I doing wrong?
What can I do differently at this stage so I can get into drinking?

[Anonymous No.8680121]

>>8680112

don't kid yourself. nobody can manage heroin in the long term. you build up tolerance fast, you'll always chase euphoria. don't go there.

[Anonymous No.8680123]

>>8680112
I know, the biggest side effect is constipation, lol. However, I was asking how much better it is rather than how worse. It's only a fantasy anyway, because in my country the only heroin is sold by gypsies who cut it with fuck knows what and will try to fuck you over every chance they get. Not even any pharmaceuticals available, the only thing I tried was codeine mixed with some stims and it felt like shit, because I took 500mg caffeine with some ephedrine.
I'm actually thinking on using my savings to travel the US for like a month or two and do shitloads of drugs. How hard is it to cold cop drugs anyway?

[Anonymous No.8680125]

>>8680113

you might have an intolerance. there's worse things than that, enjoy life with a soda you faggot.

[Anonymous No.8680126]

>>8680113
Get drunk a couple of times so your brain associates the taste with the happy feelies

[Anonymous No.8680128]

>>8680123
>the only heroin is sold by gypsies who cut it with fuck knows what

I'd guess it's same tier as Krokodil

>>8680121

Yeah, that's true, but starting heroin you know you won't last long in the first place

[Anonymous No.8680132]

>>8680113
If you're just trying to get drunk, then you must first accept that you do not enjoy alcohol.
The first step is then sucking it up, and then downing whatever strong alcohol is at hand - 80 proof or above is preferred.
Keep each sip in your mouth; you're doing this not to savour the fine aromas but to numb your tastebuds.
Do this long enough, and you'll eventually go from sober to tipsy to intoxicated to drunk.

If you're trying to enjoy something you clearly don't, then you're plain retarded and impossible to help.

[Anonymous No.8680133]

>>8680128
>I'd guess it's same tier as Krokodil
Yep, I don't think that anybody using heroin in this country isn't a homeless bum. Sometimes junkies even live as slaves for gypsies, because apparently their code of honor forbids them to work. So they prepare their food, clean their shacks and split firewood for a hit

[Anonymous No.8680134]

>>8680125
There's got to be a way around my stupid genetics.

>>8680126
I don't even get drunk even when I don't puke it out.

On good nights when I can actually down shots with coworkers and keep them down, I just get this massive fucking headache for about 30min-1hr and then I'm fine regardless of how much I drank, and I don't get any of the tipsy/inebriation reactions I expect comes with being drunk.

First guy might be right about my having an intolerance.
I feel so left out, I almost don't want to socialise anymore because everything is about booze nowadays.
>"Hey Anon, we're going to X bar, wanna come with?"
>"Hey Anon, I'm gonna make a drink, you want some? It tastes really good."
>"Hey Anon, let's go to Y bar and party all night."
>"AAAANNOOOOOONNNN, COME DO SHOTS WITH ME, YOU HAVE TO DO SHOTS"
>"WHOOOOOO I AM SO DRUNK, WHY AREN'T YOU DRUNK LIKE ME? YOU ARE...NO FUN ANON"
To think that this is an improvement from my old habits of spending weekends alone in my apartment.

>>8680132
>If you're trying to enjoy something you clearly don't, then you're plain retarded and impossible to help.
At this point, I just want to be able to drink. Don't really care about "enjoying" it.

[Anonymous No.8680139]

>>8680134

> There's got to be a way around my stupid genetics.

did you ever get tested?

[Anonymous No.8680141]

>>8680133

Gypsies are the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.8680142]

>>8680134
Well, sorry to break the news to you bud, but it seems your body isn't built for alcohol. The only reason why you seem so set on drinking it is because of socialization, can't you just pretend to enjoy booze, drink minimally and still have a good time?
The reverse is worse, believe me. Last time I got drunk I talked to some normies about how we tried to haggle for a piss in some HIV positive bum prostitutes mouth and that's still pretty tame

[Anonymous No.8680158]

>>8680133
>slaves for gypsies
now that's really hitting rock bottom

[Anonymous No.8680188]

Anyone read Bukowski? Recently I read about his life and I can relate, do you think reading him would be fun?

[Anonymous No.8680204]

>>8680188

Just read some shitty shlock fantasy series, they're fun

[Anonymous No.8680207]

>>8675971
the lager sucks, the stout is meh but ok, the IPA is good

[Anonymous No.8680211]

>drink with people and get pissed, bored and stop drinking for a couple of days
>drink by yourself and be content with life and everything

You know this feel? When I started drinking I used to get hyper-social and shit, now I just prefer to chill by myself, replacing socialization with 4chan

[Anonymous No.8680219]

>>8680211
>replacing socialization with 4chan

Been doing that for 10 years now.
Pretty nice

[Anonymous No.8680227]

>>8680219
it really is not even meme-ing. Real people lead to disappointment, anons don't care. You say some weird shit, cool nobody even knows who you are

[Anonymous No.8680229]

>>8680227

Oh, you probably actually feel the need to socialize irl, not just rationalizations.

[Anonymous No.8680234]

>>8675391
>I know i'm not physically addicted
That's what they always say until they try to sober up
-t. alcoholic

p.s. just started doing tequila shots and it's 6:30am.

[Anonymous No.8680235]

>decide to quit drinking sober, tear up the cigs so I don't have a choice drunk
>drunk me digs up the leftover butts from a trashcan

should I smoke them? they've been marinating in spaghetti, albeit only for a day

[Anonymous No.8680242]

>>8680235

Why ask, you're gonna do it anyway

t. addict

[Anonymous No.8680246]

>>8680229
I do, but it lead to disappointment usually. The older I get, the more desire for IRL socialization disappears. Even when things go fine, I just get tired of people and try to alienate them
But yeah at this point it sounds like I'm trying to convince myself and that's just sad, maybe I'm actually thirsty for IRL relationships

[Anonymous No.8680251]

>>8680246
>maybe I'm actually thirsty for IRL relationships

You are, I lost that thirst near when I was 16.
Be glad you're losing it, it's a lot better and easier to miss something you don't want vs something you actually do want
t. drunken idiot rambling

[Anonymous No.8680254]

>>8680234
5:30 here. I have work in 3 hours and I'm debating whether I should have a second beer or not.

[Anonymous No.8680258]

>>8680254

Have a third.

[Anonymous No.8680260]

>>8680242
smoked one butt and it was actually disgusting, I guess I quit nicotine for good if I can resist them while drunk. Though this is why I avoid pouring out booze, because if you're gonna come back to it it's just a waste of money

[Anonymous No.8680261]

>>8680258
I think I'll wait until sunrise. My dad always said that was his favourite time to have a beer.

[Anonymous No.8680268]

>>8680254
responsibly I should say no, don't drink before work
that can really only go wrong
I'd personally do it anyway, but you don't want to do what I would do.

[Anonymous No.8680285]

>>8676674
you can test it. try not drinking for a week and look how you handle it

[Anonymous No.8680293]

>>8676883

[Anonymous No.8680298]

>>8677965
That's a great TV movie.

[Anonymous No.8680358]

I just ordered a pizza and ate it. Feeling full now and no desire to drink beer anymore, still wanna get more drunk, what do? I could try to force myself to sleep which would be smart or try and get drunk and regret it later

[Anonymous No.8680384]

>>8678997
where can i buy it? don't want to buy weed because i don't like to be high ( i live in belgium and pharmacies don't sell it)

[Anonymous No.8680551]

>>8680246
>Even when things go fine, I just get tired of people and try to alienate them
t. me

[Anonymous No.8680572]

>>8679290
Addiction switching is relatively easy, and often happen by mistake when stopping drugs/alcohol outside a (good) medical facility (bad ones leave you addicted to benzos or opiates).
If the new addiction is less horrible than the old one, it's not too bad of a problem.

I smoke weed daily since I stopped drinking but it messes up with my head. I asked about CBD.

>>8680134
Try gin and liegermaster or whatever it's called, they are herbal, it might help with the taste.
Are you Asian? Many Asians have alcohol intolerance or something, but it doesn't look like that.
Also, you can go to bars with friends and not drink. If they are pissed because you're sober, they are idiots trying to make you justify their alcoholism. They can just accept the fact that you aren't drunk. Become designated driver maybe?

>>8680384
Try amazon or look around the sidebar of /r/cbd. There are several sites that deliver to the UE.

[Anonymous No.8680900]

>>8678997
it sucks without the thc and all the other psychoactive shit

[Anonymous No.8680977]

>>8680188
I read tons of Bukowski when I was 19/20, really great for when you're young and trying to romanticize the alcoholic piece of shit life style. Post Office is his first novel, he's got tons of short stories and poems. His writing style never really changes but it can be quite beautiful at times, he's funny an disgusting. Definitely worth a drunk read.

[Anonymous No.8681333]

>>8680900
If your point is to get high and stop being bored, sure. But if you want to use without being a useless stoner idiot in public or having panic attack it might be useful. THC doesn't work well on everybody.
It was fun when I was a teen, but now it sucks.

[Anonymous No.8681383]

>>8675971
>TORPEDO
MEIN NIGER

[Anonymous No.8682493]

drunk at 3:30 in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.8682659]

>>8682493
Classic.
I usually start drinking around noon to 3pm these days.

[Anonymous No.8682693]

had 3 beers and a cocktail, feeling ok

[Anonymous No.8682858]

>Switch to beer because I was drinking a bottle of bourbon the day every day I bought one.
>Can't get close to being the same level of drunk.
>Switch back to bourbon.

[Anonymous No.8682885]

It was my birthday last night and I got fairly drunk at my party. Usually that's okay, I can handle my liquor when I'm in public (its when I drink alone that it gets bad). We're having a huge blizzard tomorrow, and I was gifted a bottle of Bacardi by a friend. Halfway done with it already. Going to be a cozy day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.8682915]

For binge drinkers who aren't full-blown alcoholics yet, how many days after drinking a 700ml bottle of bourbon in 5 hours is enough? It's been three days and I'm keen to drink heavy again.

I drink a lot of coffee for my liver.

[Anonymous No.8682955]

Was doing good 12 days sober
>furnace igniter breaks
>go to store and but heaters so pipes don't freeze
>plug heaters in and blow fuse
>Igotweedsgrowing.com
>plants gonna freeze
>next day go to work and email my boss about a problem
>use profanity bc it's how I talk to him
>he fwds to President
>President more upset about title of email than actual email
>get kicked out of presidents office
>might get fired
>explain all this shit to gf
>she calls me a dry drunk
>got pissed off and drank 28 beers
>lost 5 hours
>dumped gf
>that remorse.bat

[Anonymous No.8683005]

>>8682955
That got real extremely quickly

[Anonymous No.8683024]

always surprise myself by how easily infuriated by things i am when sober for more than 24 hours. doesn't help that i can't fucking sleep for shit.
oh well i'll relapse soon.

[Anonymous No.8683165]

>>8682955
"dry drunk" is the biggest bullshit I ever heard. Let's say you're fucked up person, but never drank, are you a "dry drunk" too? Alcohol isn't the cause of every negative behavior in an alcoholic, most are pretty fucked even without the booze
Pity the retards who believe that when you come off booze you'll turn into some life loving angelic hippie

[Anonymous No.8683169]

>>8682915
It takes A LOT of drinking for a LONG time to really do any lasting damage to your liver if you're under 30.

Seriously.
I've been knocking back an average of 4L of liquor a week for about 5 years and it turns out my fucking bipolar meds have done more damage than any of that.

[Anonymous No.8683187]

had 5 cans of 8% ABV malt liquor in the fridge last night but didn't drink a drop

i think i'm going to be okay

tonight i'm going to celebrate by drinking them and also another 6-pack

[Anonymous No.8683224]

>>8682493

>Not the moment you wake up

weak

[Anonymous No.8683233]

why does alcohol have to taste like such shit lads. what do you guys drink when you wanna get a buzz but are too sick to taste the liquor?

>>8683169
i've heard 5-8 years of 'heavy drinking' which is basically anything more than 21 drinks per week

[Anonymous No.8683238]

>>8683224
how do you know he didn't wake up at 3pm?

lawyered

[Anonymous No.8683248]

>>8683233
>more than 21 drinks per week
Isn't that the majority of the population, at least in Eastern Europe it is

[Anonymous No.8683260]

>>8683233
>i've heard 5-8 years of 'heavy drinking' which is basically anything more than 21 drinks per week
It's dependent on your genetics. These numbers thrown around all the time are near meaningless. A couple years can fuck up one person while another goes 20-30 years before anything happens.

[Anonymous No.8683299]

>>8683233

>heavy drinking
>21 drinks per week

What does 4L of 8% beer every day translate into drinks? How many is that?

[Anonymous No.8683317]

>>8683299
Very rough estimate here, but I'd say around 15 drinks a day.

[Anonymous No.8683392]

>>8683299
4L is a little over a gallon which is 16 cups.

So less than 16 beers.

[Anonymous No.8683415]

>>8683317
>>8683392

Now I'm confused what a 'drink' is
not anamerican btw

[Anonymous No.8683423]

>>8683415
There is this thing called google, you know

[Anonymous No.8683425]

I have to work a regular shift job organizing an event + help my parents move tomorrow.

So i drank half a litre of whisky just now

[Anonymous No.8683428]

>>8683423

And yet I'm in a thread filled with alcoholics

[Anonymous No.8683478]

>>8683428
>implying anyone here gives enough of a shit to measure their intake

[Anonymous No.8683503]

>>8683478
this niga knows whats up

[Anonymous No.8683511]

>>8683415
1 beer = 1 350mL can

[Anonymous No.8683519]

>>8683511

there's a big difference between a 3% beer and a 8% beer

[Anonymous No.8683521]

>>8683519
And there is a big difference if you stuff that shit up your ass, no shit dickwipe

[Anonymous No.8683528]

>>8683521

I just want to know exactly what he meant by ~21 drinks a week

[Anonymous No.8683535]

>>8683528
here's your spoon-feeding, open up

[Anonymous No.8683546]

[Anonymous No.8683576]

>Pants feel wet
>Didn't piss myself
>Didn't shit myself

ughhh what

[Anonymous No.8683683]

>>8683576
your dick took a drink from you without asking

[Anonymous No.8683712]

>>8683165
word.

[Anonymous No.8683751]

quit drinking after 10 years and a year-and-a-half of dependency

my life is so much better for it. this edgy "lol i'm drunk" shit is just sophomoric. not saying everyone shouldn't drink, but if i drink i'mma relapse (did it once) and i'm not doing it again

stop drowning in excuses and man up and stop drinking yourselves to death. drunks are betas that can't cope with their own faggotry.

[Anonymous No.8683760]

>>8683751
>sophomoric.
The very use of that word lends a sophomoric quality to your post. Put the fucking thesaurus down.

[Anonymous No.8683960]

>>8683415
Whenever there's a reference to a "standard drink" it's generally going to be the American measurement, which is one 350ml beer at 5% or around 45ml vodka at 40%. In the UK we use something called a unit of alcohol, which is a little over half a standard US drink. Two litres of 5% beer is 10 units, so at 8% it's precisely 16 units.

[Anonymous No.8684002]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QoikcECHqM

[Anonymous No.8684005]

>>8684002
this is borats favorite song

[Anonymous No.8684035]

>>8683751
I don't know man, you sound pretty rustled to have a drink. If you're really better off then good for you

[Anonymous No.8684524]

Got a DWI in December. Blew a .24 and now i have to deal with all this SATOP bullshit. I was drinking two or three pints of whiskey every day for three or four months. I've only drank three times so far this year. Thinking about joining the military since I'm tired of living with my parents and life feels very stagnant right now.

[Anonymous No.8684543]

I love browsing these threads.

I cant stand alcohol, beer makes me tired and gives me a headache, and liquor just puts me to sleep.

How do you guys consume so much?

[Anonymous No.8684573]

>>8684543
>liquor just puts me to sleep.
This.
Especially Whisky.
This is why I literally start drinking two hours after I wake up.

[Anonymous No.8684743]

Six pack, liquor or wine, this is the choice

[Anonymous No.8684768]

>>8683751
You sound underraged.

[Anonymous No.8684813]

>>8680188
Yes. Been drinking damn near every day since I was 14, am 26 now. Found Bukowski a year or two ago, was an instant fan. I got Women from the library but didn't read it cover to cover, just got drunk and would flip through it reading passages. Still enjoyable. Been slowly checking out his other stuff.

[Anonymous No.8684833]

>>8683751
>relapsed once
Who the fuck are you. I don't believe you. Get out.

[Anonymous No.8684856]

>>8683238
>lawyered
fuckin lol

[Anonymous No.8684885]

Are humans just meant to live with alcohol? I can't stop. It's the only thing that makes me relax. Benzos do pretty much nothing for me now.

[Anonymous No.8684932]

>Drinking
>Doing sudokus
>Should be doing uni work

[Anonymous No.8684934]

>>8684885
Happy, functional ones don't seem to need it. I keep telling myself I'll quit but there's nothing else in my life to keep my sober.

[Anonymous No.8685043]

>>8684932
dis you? >>8675577

[Anonymous No.8685048]

>>8685043

Is there anyone else?

[Anonymous No.8685052]

>>8685048
someone else might like doing sudokus

[Anonymous No.8685060]

>>8685052

So much as to spend half a day (literally) doing them every day?

I hope so but I somehow doubt it

[Anonymous No.8685064]

>>8685060
what you drinking

[Anonymous No.8685067]

>>8685060
Sometimes some people just like doing a repetitive task for the sake of doing them.

[Anonymous No.8685068]

>>8685064

Just finished a 1.5L bottle of this shitty gin long drink (it was on discount don't judge me).
Gonna open up this cheap shit 2L beer in like 30min or so I guess

What are you up to though?

[Anonymous No.8685088]

>>8685068
yeah nice. just drinking beer... can't be bothered counting how many is here but I think it's around 14 bottles

finishing up this new ssd setup, then playing games. past the state of productivity

[Anonymous No.8685116]

>>8685067

Yea I guess so.
There's just nothing else to do for me (except something productive like studying)

[Anonymous No.8685134]

I like alcohol but I just can't understand how anyone can become an alcoholic (even though I'm addicted to weed for about 10 years now). I drink once but than I feel too shitty to continue drinking on the next day.

How did you develop the urge to drink daily?

[Anonymous No.8685615]

>>8678832
Antidepressants aren't really hard to stop. Withdrawal isn't really anything if you taper down, and I speed tapered in 2 weeks. Biggest issue though is that you forget how depressed you were beforehand and have relearn all your old coping skills

[Anonymous No.8685703]

Does anyone else get frustrated/angry when they are sober?

Like at work for instance?


I'm never in a bad mood when I'm at home and I'm drinking, But If I have to stay sober all day people really start to piss me off and I start getting frustrated and short tempered.


Yesterday I fired someone because I saw them drive though a red light in one of my companies cars. I ripped him a new ass when I saw him later at the office then fired him after I was done telling him how much he screwed up.

Kinda feel bad now....But I still stand by what I said. But I probably shouldn't have fired him over that

[Anonymous No.8685801]

>>8677965
All alcoholics can drink successfully. It's the not drinking part we suck at.

[Anonymous No.8685823]

>>8679988
>>8679948

Try Finland. :(

Not to sound moralizing but people should really be happy for what they got more often.

[Anonymous No.8685830]

>>8685825
DO NOT do this. If he's considering legal action against you for wrongful dismissal or something, then this is a tacit admission of guilt. It can be a massive liability.

[Anonymous No.8685842]

>>8685801
It's almost like we suck both at drinking and not drinking.

[Anonymous No.8685852]

>>8685830
Yup.


I can't give him his job back. But I still feel bad for coming down so hard on the guy....Should have probably given him another chance or abided by my 3 strikes policy like I usually do.


I was pretty mad at the time

[Anonymous No.8685916]

How the hell do normemes only drink like four drinks in a night, I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.8686622]

>>8683233
The taste of alcohol is the least problem with it. And if 21 drinks per week is considered heavy drinking we need a new word for drinking that is actually heavy.

[Anonymous No.8686661]

Just realised that what I thought a noise my housemate made was actually a delusion

FUCK

[Anonymous No.8686687]

>drinking too much
>buy kratom to stop drinking so much
>drink notably less!
>now worried I'm taking kratom too much

baka senpai

[Anonymous No.8686695]

>>8686687

WHAT AUTOCORRECTS TO BAKA SENPAI
I DIDN'T TYPE THAT

[Anonymous No.8686777]

Going on 9 months sober. Was drinking anywhere between 1-1.75L of 80 proof a day.

When I decided to quit, I almost died. Ended up in the ICU for 5 days. They had to keep me sedated with valium and ativan. When I was awake, I was having seizures and hallucinations.

If you think that was scary enough to make someone never want to drink again, you're wrong. One month later, I was back inside a bottle.

[Anonymous No.8686787]

>>8686695
s m h f a m

[Anonymous No.8686800]

couple days ago got arrested for my 5th dui

really blew it this time holy shit, last time I got home detention this time it's basically 100% I'm going to jail

god why am I so stupid

there's no alcohol in jail either so I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.8686809]

>>8686800
Where do you live?

In my state your 4th dui is a felony, 1-3 years in pound-me-in-the-ass prison

[Anonymous No.8686823]

So do you guys make cocktails or just drink

[Anonymous No.8686834]

There may not be alcohol in the jail...

But there for sure is alcohol in prison.

You will be fine.

[Anonymous No.8686839]

>>8686809
new zealand

[Anonymous No.8686857]

>>8686800
your FIFTH dui? the fucks wrong with you mate

[Anonymous No.8686883]

>>8686777
my brother is a pretty bad alcoholic, he just got off probation for his second dui but he was forced through withdrawal after the arrest and had a really bad seizure and smashed his head on the pavement. Had to have brain surgery twice, was in there for two weeks and take a wild guess the first place he went after he got released. A fucking bar,

[Anonymous No.8686884]

>>8686777
What on earth makes people think they can quit cold turkey after that much alcohol consumption?

[Anonymous No.8686891]

>>8686884
To be honest, denial. No matter how much I was drinking I always managed to convince myself that I wasn't that bad off.

[Anonymous No.8687000]

>>8686777
Is that you dad? GTFO, you're too old for 4chan.

Anyways, I watched this exact situation play out with my father, pretty awful. Glad he (and you) or sober now.

[Anonymous No.8687013]

>>8687000
Thanks, Anon. Glad I learned my lesson and got professional help while I'm still young (26).

I feel a ton better, too. Besides being on the verge of liver failure, I couldn't eat shit because my stomach was torn up and I still managed to stay fat. No energy, no motivation, just kinda ready to roll over and die. Now I'm at a normal weight and I want to fuck everything that moves.

[Anonymous No.8687236]

>>8684885

[Anonymous No.8687262]

>>8685852
honestly running reds displays a massive disregard for not only your own safety but the safety of others, plus doing it in a company car is putting company resources on the line right?

you did the right thing, people like that shouldn't be trusted

[Anonymous No.8687304]

>>8676476
Stay the course brother

[Anonymous No.8687400]

>>8685823
What's it like in Suomi?

[Anonymous No.8687442]

[Anonymous No.8687443]

>>8685134
Very carefully.

Nah, my parents are avid fans of evening drinks so when I lived at home and turned 18, they let me have whatever they were having (beer, tequila, margaritas, gin and tonics were usually their go-tos). Partook with them every night and started enjoying the effects of drinking and how it made everything feel. Writing was more fun, movies were more interesting, I was a much happier, albeit less coordinated, person. After a while, I ended up building up more of a tolerance, which leads to drinking more, which leads to more of a tolerance, etc. It's basically like anything else at first, just chasing after that feeling. And then you start to realize that you can't sleep without being drunk, but you have work/school in the morning, so it's a race to get drunk and maybe enjoy that feeling but mostly just fall asleep. Repeat ad infinitum.

I can't say that I was ever at the point where I would have to drink during the day to keep the shakes and garbage feelings away, but the thought crossed my mind from time to time. I'd get little tremors in my head when I was sitting down, my hands would sweat and shake profusely, I'd piss out of my ass all the time, and my general appearance and energy was fuck all.

[Anonymous No.8687488]

Made it two and a half days.
Gave up.
I don't wanna spend another afternoon sighing into my computer screen.

[Anonymous No.8687493]

>>8675391
You're probably physically addicted. I remember one of the first things that happened to me as a physical dependent alcy was that I would wake up in the wee morning hours, 3, 4 am and drink because I craved it. If you crave it like hunger, you are physically addicted.

[Anonymous No.8687513]

>>8687493
This, I used to jump out of bed at 4am after maybe two or three hours of sleep. Had to take two shots to go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.8687720]

>>8675391
I've had two bottles of wine a night and haven't talked to anyone for about a year now. Please help me ck you're the only enjoyment in my life

[Anonymous No.8687731]

>>8687720
I'm not an old man I'm 23. I don't want to die

[Anonymous No.8687735]

>>8687720
I'm house/doggo sitting at my parents and I'm trying to resist the temptation to open their $80 bottle of wine

It'll be a step up from pic related

[Anonymous No.8687753]

>>8675512
Quite the contrary booze decreases your testosterone even the the bad so drink up you will keep a few hairs

[Anonymous No.8687761]

>>8687735
Dreams of a life ehh? I've got a magnum of chiante here that I'll drink no problem


To all the alcoholics here. I hope you the best, nothing lasts forever.

[Anonymous No.8687804]

>>8676674
You are walking down a slippery slope
>be me married one kid a beer or 2 2-3 three nights
>2 kids same but a shot or 2 with it
>3 kids 2-3 beers most nights with 2-3 shots
>child 4 slam 375ml of vodka two blocks from home and drink 4-6 beers at night
My point becoming a drunk doesn't happen instantly
I am still functional at this point
I still thrive at my job
But I am in hell
Do not be me

[Anonymous No.8687967]

>>8677427
Fuck that. It only improved with the addition of Danny/Frank at the end of S01.

[Anonymous No.8687988]

anyone else get nose bleeds?

[Anonymous No.8688121]

>Drink from when i wake up to when i sleep
>still used to maintain job (i quit recently so now im just drinking all the time)
> ulcers from drinking yet cant stop

[Anonymous No.8688555]

T minus 80 minutes for lasagna

[Anonymous No.8688567]

>>8687804

That's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.8688625]

Why are art albums so nice when drunk?

[Anonymous No.8688667]

I have to go drink in a bar with some people in 4-6 hours, but I'm already drunk. What do? I should stop booze until then, but it feels impossible

[Anonymous No.8688679]

>>8688667
take a nap bro. you know you want to. you'll wake up, take a shower, feel a bit more sober and refreshed and you can evaluate the bar from there

[Anonymous No.8688681]

>>8688679
I actually devised a better plan, jack off, that I'll take about an hour, then take a walk, that's +1 hour, also I have to wait for my laundry to finish, so my plan starts in T-1 hour. End result is 3 hour time skip. Or yeah, actually a sleep seems like a good idea

[Anonymous No.8688709]

>>8688681
>a quick j/o session takes about an hour

[Anonymous No.8688721]

>>8688709
Honestly I rarely jack off for less than an hour, it just feels unsatisfying. I take it slow, find some nice videos, jack, slow down, find more videos, it's a journey not a race

[Anonymous No.8688723]

>>8688667
>I have to go drink in a bar with some people

You don't have to do that you know.

[Anonymous No.8688739]

>>8688723
I'm studying abroad and this is the last time I can meet them, sure I do

[Anonymous No.8688746]

>>8688739

Why would you want to interact with people irl?

[Anonymous No.8688747]

>>8688721
> it's a journey not a race
telling words in this thread

[Anonymous No.8688752]

>>8688746
because it gives me the happy feelies. Loads of people you could give less of a shit about, these are the ones I actually care about

[Anonymous No.8688759]

>>8675391
Sober a week because I ran out of money but I managed to bum some wine off my brother tonight.

[Anonymous No.8688853]

>>8676674
DE?

[Anonymous No.8688930]

>When you nick a blood vessel with your nail when picking your nose

Fuck

[Anonymous No.8688951]

>>8675391
Used to down probably 6-10 tall cans of beer a day after work.
In my bad days I'd drink in the mornings, while at work, driving, any chance I had.
Any chance to feel better, suppress bad emotions.
I was an alcoholic by definition.

Then one day, got sick, felt like shit for a few days. Insides hurt, had no desire to drink. And poof, just didn't feel like drinking anymore.
Guess my body said enough was enough.
Funny thing is, I still have a brew with dinner every night and don't get urges to drink more. I just kinda grew out of it I guess.

[Anonymous No.8689038]

>>8688853

yeah, munich

[Anonymous No.8689097]

I'm 3 days sober. Not alcoholic but def abusing. It's not HARD for me to go without but the negative thoughts have returned and I want to not feel like a loser for a few hours.

I'm still not going to drink,I just need to vent.

[Anonymous No.8689168]

>Sober for 2 days
>Wathcing a movie
>Someone cracks open a beer in the movie
>I'm out of the door and off to the store 2 minutes later

[Anonymous No.8689207]

>>8688930
the worst

[Anonymous No.8689266]

>>8688930
I scratch my nose everyday and I've never had a nosebleed (blood dripping out of my nose).

[Anonymous No.8689273]

>>8689266
Numales love a good manicure.

[Anonymous No.8689274]

>>8689266

It's when you nick a blood vessel, it's not really a large bleed, it's just for a few secs there's a little

[Anonymous No.8689283]

>>8689273
I'm a NEET of 9 years. I cut my nails with the nail clippers twice a month.

[Anonymous No.8689286]

>>8689273
I work in landscaping and have to keep my nails trimmed so they don't get caught on anything and ripped out. It's important to take care of your hands when you work intensively with them for double digit hours a day
You fucking fag bitch

[Anonymous No.8689299]

>>8689283
I did that for a while too but now I keep nail clippers on my desk so when I notice they're getting long I can just trim them instead of being like "I'll trim them when I have a shower" and then not showering for two days and forgetting all about it when I do.

[Anonymous No.8689356]

is there an irc channel or something for /alc/? i wouldn't mind somebody to keep me company

[Anonymous No.8689396]

>>8689356

I'm wondering this too, since I'm asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.8689428]

>>8689356
From last thread :

Anonymous 03/12/17(Sun)05:14:10 No.8674690

There's a chat for /alc/ if anyone's interested
https://discord.gg/egA8DHJ

[Anonymous No.8689479]

>>8689428

That's not irc

[Anonymous No.8689483]

>>8676305
Yup you got the disease

[Anonymous No.8689487]

>>8676305

Everything is boring when I'm sober.
It's not even about being happy, it never was

[Anonymous No.8689679]

>>8689168
Lol I've done this before

[Anonymous No.8689695]

Anyone else fill Gatorade bottles up with four loko or vodka mixed with Gatorade and drink them at the mall McDonald's etc...?

[Anonymous No.8689716]

>>8689695
Used to do this in class, 50% vodka 50% white cherry gatorade

[Anonymous No.8690039]

>>8689479
>or something

[Anonymous No.8690656]

>>8689038
Ach so. Ich hab diese Flasche von meiner Münchenreise erkannt. Mir scheint dass Alkoholsucht nicht viel in Deutschland diskutiert wird, weil jeder so glücklich und sorgenfrei aussieht, und die Betrunkenheit ist traditionell usw, aber ich wohn hier nicht seit langem (deswegen Scheissdeutsch). Ich würde raten, viele Anderen tun das Gleiche und bestätigen keine Probleme. Hang durch Digga.

[Anonymous No.8691881]

Man, after getting drunk off beer and shit, it really hit me how hard and fast vodka really hits

[Anonymous No.8692008]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QoikcECHqM

Best song

[Anonymous No.8692235]

I love getting drunk and starting random internet arguments about things I don't really care about.

Who wants to go at it?

[Anonymous No.8692242]

>>8692235

[Anonymous No.8692243]

>>8692008
Why does music sound so good when your drunk?

[Anonymous No.8692277]

>>8692242
K I L L E R A L C O H O L
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[Anonymous No.8692329]

I AM DRUNK AGAIN

I also think it's a 4loko thread

[Anonymous No.8692345]

i just woke up this morning like a eurofag, since i got to fucked up on my neighbours weed, shots and beer

i need something for the bullshit wwe that ive downloaded

CHEERS

[Anonymous No.8692347]

>>8692345

That didnt make sense, all neighbours stuff was yesterday

today is vodka ALL THE WAY

[Anonymous No.8692353]

you ever get that awful liver inflammation? like, when you can feel it swelling up and then everything tastes bitter? i hate it, it makes me nauseous

[Anonymous No.8692358]

>>8692353

im just waiting for death, so i dont think the liver inflammation will occur so easily

[Anonymous No.8692376]

>>8692358
wait so it isnt a normal thing to feel a heavy weight in there?

[Anonymous No.8692382]

>>8692376

i have no idea actually, you know better than me

[Anonymous No.8692413]

When do you know that you have a drinking problem?

[Anonymous No.8692454]

>>8692413

when you wake up 06 in the morning, watching wrestling and chugging vodka.

In general, when you ask this question, it has already gone to far

[Anonymous No.8692565]

1-3 = Pirate
4-6 = Cowboy
7-9 = Mobster
0 = Roman

[Anonymous No.8692566]

>>8692565
Rum
Bourbon
Gin
Wine
?

[Anonymous No.8692567]

>>8692565
Alright gonna go buy some bourbon then.

[Anonymous No.8692569]

>>8692566
Ya got me.

[Anonymous No.8692574]

>>8692454
That sounds like a damn ogod time. I'd be your roonmate.

[Anonymous No.8692579]

What are you guys drinking.

I'm drinking a 1.25 litre bottle of cider, cause it had the best alcohol content of anything else for its price. Plus is tastes pretty damn great

[Anonymous No.8692604]

>>8692574

Join me now, im so fucking bored

no gay

[Anonymous No.8692617]

>>8692565
>>8692567
Alright I went for the Old Virginia because it was cheap. It is exceptionally sweet like most bourbons, though not as sweet as something like the Maker's Mark. It has a nicely spiced flavour without being too fruity, not bitter at all. Pretty tasty for how cheap it was. Will definitely buy again.

[Anonymous No.8692769]

>>8692376
No, you gonna die.

[Anonymous No.8692776]

>Used to get black out drunk when I drank 0.5l of vodka
>Now it just gets me normal drunk

[Anonymous No.8692787]

>>8692776

kek

i drunk 0,5 and six pack of beer, now im feeling fine