FRIES RANKED

[Anonymous No.8665447]

Well, /ceekay/?

[Anonymous No.8665454]

>>8665447
Checkers Fries > all other fries

[Anonymous No.8665458]

Definitely McDonalds

[Anonymous No.8665461]

CURLY FRIES

[Anonymous No.8665463]

>>8665461
>Weedy's
Lmfaooooooooo

[Anonymous No.8665464]

>>8665447
Curly fries also have a special seasoning.

[Anonymous No.8665465]

>Sweet potatoes fries
Absolute shit

[Anonymous No.8665469]

Curly fries are the kino of the French fry world

[Anonymous No.8665473]

The all taste the same to me.

[Anonymous No.8665475]

>>8665469
>kino
GET.
OUT.
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.8665522]

Steak or wedges. With some garlic mayo.

[Anonymous No.8665527]

>>8665447
POTATO TORNADO

[Anonymous No.8665529]

>>8665447
Crinkle cut is objectively worst

[Anonymous No.8665534]

No truffle oil fries?

[Anonymous No.8665535]

1. curly
2. steak
3. waffle

[Anonymous No.8665617]

>>8665529
crinkle cut is a-tier at holding dips and sauces you fucking pleb

only waffle fries and curly fries are better

waffle fries are s-tier dippin taters

[Anonymous No.8665629]

>>8665447
Crinkle cut over sweet potato fries
Get the fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.8665637]

>>8665447
2, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16 are all trash the rest have their place with no clear winners.

[Anonymous No.8665642]

>>8665475
>he's so autistic that he only has one interest
>he gets upset when non-autists like multiple things
End your life.

[Anonymous No.8665650]

>>8665534
confirmed for flyover. truffle oil is disgusting stop telling yourself you like it

[Anonymous No.8665656]

>>8665475
He's not wrong tho.

[Anonymous No.8665657]

>muh fries
>muh burgers
>muh pizzas
>muh hot dogs

This is literally the shit that Americans argue about.

[Anonymous No.8665666]

>>8665657
O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.8665667]

>>8665447
Smiley fries are the best.

They remind me what it's like to be happy

( ._.)

[Anonymous No.8665679]

>>8665657
>maple leaf hat
>banner in the background says Sarnia
>Sarnia, Ontario
that right there is a Canadian

[Anonymous No.8665699]

>>8665657
>>8665679
BTFO
T
F
O

[Anonymous No.8665780]

I too also hate chili-cheese fries. But why would regular cheese fries be so much higher? They're objectively worse.

[Anonymous No.8665796]

>Sweet potato fries not at the bottom
>Chili fries near the bottom

whoever made this sucked off hitler

[Anonymous No.8665864]

These are all the worst. The rest are all good in their own way, just depends what you're in the mood for. But pic related are never good and I refuse to eat them, ever.

[Anonymous No.8665880]

Not liking steak fries is punishable by death

[Anonymous No.8665922]

This is retarded, 95% of how good fries are is in how they're prepared (dried, double-fried) and 2% the fucking shape.

Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.8665934]

>>8665447
Thin cut sweet potato fries with skin on and a small portion of real maple syrup is tip top tier.

[Anonymous No.8665935]

>>8665864
Smiley potatoes are the only correct accompaniment to tendies you fucking uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.8665946]

>>8665447
>tater tots that high
>smileys in last
>matchstick that high
>standard above crinkle cut
>steak fries not last

what a terrible list

[Anonymous No.8665966]

>>8665780
This, but bacon cheese fries over chili-cheese

[Anonymous No.8666029]

>>8665454
Fat ass detected.
Checkers fries appeal to the super fat for one reason: they are fried in a way that causes them to retain a huge amount of cooking oil. This is usually considered a "mistake", but that's exactly what fat people want.

[Anonymous No.8666040]

>smileys at the bottom
pleb taste detected

[Anonymous No.8666042]

>>8665447
Swap sweet potato with tater tots and I'll agree

[Anonymous No.8666118]

>>8665447
>1, 2, 3, 6, 10, 7, 5, 14, 11, 13, the rest in any order because > shit.

[Anonymous No.8666129]

>>8665447
Is Chick-Fil-A paying these fuckers? Why would the fries that are hardest to dip be first place? And what the fuck are "garlic fries" even doing there?

[Anonymous No.8666287]

>>8665465
Literally this

[Anonymous No.8666291]

>>8665534
MEME

[Anonymous No.8666305]

>>8665447
>ALL THE STYLES OF FRENCH FRIES
>no poutine

[Anonymous No.8666783]

>>8665447
BETTER QUALITY PLEASE?

[Anonymous No.8666810]

>>8665447
>Sweet Potato fries
>Tater Tots
>steak fries
>waffle fries
>power gap
>everything else

[Anonymous No.8666829]

I'll just do top five.

>Sweet Potato
>Curly
>Smiley fuck off dont judge me okay its a texture thing
>Tots
>Garlic fries

[Anonymous No.8667291]

Anything with garlic mayo also counts highly

[Anonymous No.8667412]

>>8665447
garlic > waffle > curly in my most humble opinion

[Anonymous No.8667453]

>>8666305
just chug a gravy boat, you fat autist.

[Anonymous No.8667514]

>>8665642
No, /tv/ is fucking board ruining cancer, they turn every board they infect into secondary garbage, they spam threads of the same topic, and they spam memes (like the kino we see there) in every thread. Fuck /tv/, that shit needs to stay in their own board.

[Anonymous No.8667518]

>>8665534
>implying you'd want your fries to taste like grass

[Anonymous No.8667525]

>>8665447
>standard fries
>fried once
I want to cut whoever made this shit infographic.

[Anonymous No.8667527]

>>8665447
Standard cut is patrician. It's the perfect size for the crispy outside and soft inside that makes fries enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.8667560]

>>8665642
>claims someone else is autistic for one subject
>his go too adjective for "good" is a made up word (at least in the definition he uses it) for a good film
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.8667566]

>>8665447
>sweet potato fries aren't on the bottom

Cursed Image

[Anonymous No.8667581]

>>8667566
Neck yourself

[Anonymous No.8667909]

popeyes > checker's/rally's > arby's > mcfucks > everything else

[Anonymous No.8667932]

10, 11, and 12 are the only things worth bothering with.
The rest are at best mediocre.

11 + Gravy motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.8667987]

For me it's the Potato Tornado, the best type of french fry.

[Anonymous No.8667990]

>>8665447
first of all, these fries all look like disgusting frozen shit that you bake in your oven. very potato-y and not crispy at all. in general i'd say the better shit is more crispy and less potato-y, so it has a lower surface area to volume ratio

1. shoestring
2. standard (or garlic, why the fuck is garlic even an option)

...

17. curly fries
18. tater tots

[Anonymous No.8667996]

>>8665679
nuke ontario please

[Anonymous No.8669016]

>>8665447
People who love curly fries are weird

the seasoning is off

[Anonymous No.8669038]

Waffle fries are fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.8669041]

Objective taste coming through.

God Tier:
Garlic Fries, Tater Tots, Pommes Souffles

High Tier:
Belgian Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Cheese Fries, Curly Fries

Good Tier:
Standard Cut, Chips, Chili Cheese Fries, Potato Tornado

Low Tier:
Waffle Fries, Crinkle Cut, Shoestring, Potato Wedges

Shit Tier:
Steak Fries, Cottage Fries, Smiley

[Anonymous No.8669051]

>>8665447
>no poutine
Kek

[Anonymous No.8669152]

I frankly am flabbergasted to learn that there are people who don't think steak fries are top tier. How can you people live with yourselves?

[Anonymous No.8669209]

>>8665447
Crinkle cut and steak fries should be the two lowest.

[Anonymous No.8669247]

>>8667514
wtf is Kino?

[Anonymous No.8669372]

>>8665657
>>8665656
>when i can finally use this

[Anonymous No.8669382]

>>8665864
Chips are nice bro x

[Anonymous No.8669554]

>potato wedges so low
>chili-cheese fries below cheese fries
>tater tots so high, as if they're at all fucking different from smiley trash
>no poutine

0/10

[Anonymous No.8669589]

>>8669372
a) toronto ribfest is held in centennial park, on grass
b) there are tonnes of jays fans in the states, and thank god because nobody gives a fuck about baseball up here

sorry m8
but that montage was pretty inspirational
bunch of smiling healthy people from all over the world celebrating being canadian.

[Anonymous No.8669601]

>>8665637
>belgian fries
>literally just regular fries with dipping sauce
>"trash"

[Anonymous No.8669743]

>>8665679
>not knowing ontario is America Lite™

[Anonymous No.8669789]

>>8669743
let's be real here
any populated province is "america lite" aside from Quebec.

Canada is "america lite"

[Anonymous No.8669797]

>>8669789
Then where did Mexico go wrong?

[Anonymous No.8669803]

Tater tots are overrated trash.

[Anonymous No.8669832]

Cajun fries are the best

[Anonymous No.8669854]

Jojo's with ranch.

[Anonymous No.8670037]

>>8669797
spaniards

[Anonymous No.8670155]

Belgian elder god tier

[Anonymous No.8670313]

>>8665447
>waffle fries top
I'm okay with this
garlic or cheese fries or any other additive shouldn't count. they're not fries standing on their own

[Anonymous No.8670912]

>>8665447
Place near me has sweet potato waffle fries? They're pretty great.

[Anonymous No.8671757]

>>8665447
>Smiley fries last

[Anonymous No.8671758]

>>8667514
Weird, I thought /pol/ was the boogeyman board.
Maybe you're just a hysterical faggot

[Anonymous No.8671763]

>>8671758
All boards have their quirks, but it's recognized 4chan-wide that /tv/ is a special kind of fucked up.

Even /d/ looks down on them.

[Anonymous No.8671783]

thick fries are shit

[Anonymous No.8671790]

>curly anything but #1
>crinkle cut anything but dead last

top 3 is objectively
1. Curly
2. Sweet Potato
3. Standard

[Anonymous No.8671793]

fries you make yourself are always the best
you can make them in all kinds of fun shapes

[Anonymous No.8671817]

>>8665534
Fag

[Anonymous No.8671837]

>>8669152
Because they are ignorant of the wonders of double-frying in dripping.

Let them remain so.

[Anonymous No.8672215]

>>8665447
12 to 18
18 to 10
10 to 11
11 to 12
17 to 13
13 to 17
6 to 2
2 removed from the list

[Anonymous No.8673400]

>>8665447
>matchstick
>above anything
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.8673404]

>>8671793

they'll cook unevenly, creativity is not good here.

[Anonymous No.8673414]

>curly not number 1
>steak not last
>no poutine
who made this terrible list?

[Anonymous No.8673421]

>>8667581
>he likes meme fries.
Most disgusting kind of fry.

[Anonymous No.8674768]

>>8665447
Here's the thing. If we assumed that all the fries on the list were each done at their peak execution, you could argue that any of those fries could be on top. But the reality is that some fries usually come cooked pretty poorly while others are consistently pretty great, and if the chart specified this, it'd be easier to rank this shit.