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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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8657787 No.8657787[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

God dammit was the webm thread deleted again? I was just about to post Charisse.

Webm thread here. No Jack allowed.

>> No.8657798

>>8657787
Hopefully the mods are getting fed up with jack shit and getting rid of it all.

Hopefully.

>> No.8657806

>>8657798
I wish that the Joey/Jack/etc. stuff would be allowed one containment thread so they stop infecting everything. /ck/ really needs a YouTube general, or this site just needs a /yt/ board.

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>>8657806
I like my Jack threads, but I understand it's not everybody's favorite.

I tried so hard to create containment threads, but they kept getting erased after a few seconds because they were named Jack something.

>> No.8657832

>>8657806
General threads are a cancer though, it only encourages circlejerking and tripfaggots. Just go to a normal forum if you want a persistent thread.

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contributing... will post jack if I don't get the surly king webm posted in the next minutes.

>> No.8657835

>>8657826
We're getting into /qa/ material, but most of the Jack shitposting happens only because it gets deleted and banned every time. If it wasn't taboo and was allowed in its own thread, the shitposting wouldn't be nearly as aggressive or as prominent.

>> No.8657837

>>8657806
>I wish that the Joey/Jack/etc. stuff would be allowed one containment thread so they stop infecting everything.
I wish jack-spam would result in a permaban. Would also solve the problem.

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>>8657837
Ok, I wasn't going to post Jack's but you're straight up mean.

There, enjoy!

>> No.8657845

>>8657837
>I don't like thing
Wew.

>> No.8657849

>>8657787
>no Jack allowed
>posts his spastic waifu
Back to /r9k/ you go

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>> No.8657875

More /bigboybites/

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>>8657875

>> No.8657886

Jack kino is best kino

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WHERE'S MY SURLY KING?

I'll keep dumping jacks!

>> No.8657894

>>8657837
Permabans dont stop shit, you dip.

>> No.8657915

>>8657881
this shit is so wacky. using two knives instead of just chopping all the bacon with the big knife like any normal human ever. what does he think he's accomplishing?

>> No.8657920

>>8657915
Kino aesthetics

>> No.8657933

>>8657920
Two minutes ago
>6 images, 9 posters
Now
>0 images, 8 posters

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>>8657787
yea mod went on a rampage
>>8657798
>>8657806
mod doesn't give a shit about jack/joey garbage I'm sure, otherwise they wouldn't be all over the board. I have a feeling the people who posted those threads expressed an opinion about food that the mod didn't like

had this one up in my browser when I left for work, it's gone, 404, not in the archive

>> No.8657948

So what should i report in this threads? just jack posts or the whole thing?

I mean its obvious those threads are stealth jack threads but not sure if the mods know this.

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>>8657933
Mods shoah'd all the people actually contributing instead of complaining because autismos throw a temper tantrum whenever Jack or anything they don't like gets posted.

>> No.8657964

>>8657948
The mod shouldn't be deleting jack period. It's food/cooking related. As long as it doesn't approach spam tier then he needs to leave it alone and keep his feelings out of moderation before he goes the way of modcat. Hiro and the mod manager has already shown they don't mind removing a mod.

>> No.8658039

>>8657964
But I don't like it and it isn't healthy for the board.

>> No.8658076

>>8657956
Is that a big mac pancake? That's fucking disgusting.

>> No.8658090

>>8658076
It's katsu, uncultured swine.

>> No.8658095

>>8657956
Welp, I no longer need to worry about holding back the pressing need to vomit I've been fighting all day.

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>>8657837
good thing your opinion is not part of the recipe

>> No.8658142 [DELETED] 

/ck/ mods have always been pieces of shit who ban users and delete threads based off personal opinions.

And nobody really gives a fuck. Nobody except mods take any of this shit seriously.

Suck a dick haaaaaaaaa!

>> No.8658146

>>8658104
Why is every fucking webm of Jack him in predator mode?

He does it every time. He talks about the food. Looks at it. Etc. And then ravenously, as fast as possible, using his anteater pussy destroyer tongue, shoves it into his mouth and takes a barbarian bite.

Is he human? Why doesnt he eat like a normal person?

>> No.8658149

>>8658142
Unironically yes. This should be stickied.

>> No.8658168

>>8658142
best post all year

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>>8658146

it's because he is ascendant, a complex of symbiotic microbes have enabled him to push through to the next level, it's moist and it's beautiful

>> No.8658270

>>8658104
Wetter than Tammy's taco.

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>>8658142

>> No.8658294

Don;t ruin another perfectly good thread please.

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>>8658294
yeah look at all these wonderful webms getting posted.

I'll let you in on a secret, all posters are jack posters, they just don't all know it yet.

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Does anyone have a mirror of Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce?

>> No.8658328 [DELETED] 

>>8658294
Fact: Jack posters are the only people that produce OC.

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>>8658294
We're rescuing your shit thread from page 10, you should be thankful

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>>8657787

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>>8658146

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>>8658177
he always takes the biggest bite possible like how much of a glutton do you need to be that sandwich isnt going anywhere

>> No.8658360

>>8658350
Maybe he grew up poor before he became a successful sauce salesman and kitchen unitasker shill and he can't break the habit of eating anything he can as fast as possible before the repo men come to take your food.

>> No.8658363

>>8658039
>i dont like it therefore it should be banned
lmao

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>> No.8658370 [DELETED] 

>>8658360
>maybe

Jack was raised on government cheese, state investment paying off bigtime

>> No.8658391

>>8658039
I like it and I've been here for years. Fuck off to somewhere else if you don't like it or learn to ignore it. Heavily moderating 4chan only hurts this place. I for one am for extremely limited moderation. If it isn't illegal then leave it alone. If a board devolved into pure spam and shitposting either fight back with what you like to post about or fuck off.

>> No.8658405

>>8657849
She was /fit/'s waifu as well for a long time

>She's so adorable
>Cute. A cute!
>I'm lifting for her

Someone posts a direct link to YouTube

>THATS HOW SHE SOUNDS!?
>those fucking noises
>Not gonna make it bros

Kek

>> No.8658665

>>8658405
/ck/ would be so much better if all IPs that have posted on /fit/ were permabanned from /ck/.

>> No.8658689

>>8657787
What the fuck?
Why is she trying to be all fancy and prissy the way she holds the spatula? Is she trying to be funny? Fucking retarded.

>> No.8658712

Who here /bigboybites/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ

>> No.8658717

>>8658689
She's
>Fucking retarded.
7/10 trying too hard, you had me up to this point.
Ask if she's being cute instead of funny, and just call her stupid instead of retarded.

>> No.8658733

>>8657787
It's the same 10 webms posted every fucking time. Oh boy, here's some epic bbq. Lol fucking Mexico puts shit on potato chips. Egg king oh boy! There is no reason to have more /ck/ webm threads.

>> No.8658740 [DELETED] 

>>8658712
MMMNnnnnheeree we go, mkay?
reddy?

Jack sounds kind of gay, but he has a wife and kids so it's probably unfair to say

>> No.8658741

>>8658733
How about an e-celebs containment general like /vr/ just got?
It's working amazingly well.

>> No.8658768

>>8658090
Wow excuse me for not being a weeb

>> No.8658886

>>8658733
Meanwhile every time I come on here there's 4 McChicken threads and another 50 FOR ME posts anyone mentions a favorite food. I will not deny that webm threads are often spam but how about some fuckong parity?

>> No.8658893

>>8657787
That gif made me sad :(

>> No.8658914

>>8658142
This is unfortunately true.

/ck/ mods are trash.

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>>8658142

>> No.8659404

>>8658893
>gif

>> No.8659415

>>8657956
IS THAT A FUCKING BIGMAC ICE CREAM WTF

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>> No.8659467

>>8658665
Why is that?

>> No.8659474

>>8659467
Because /fit/ is full of normie trash that are always the ones spamming the same shit reddit memes and being really fucking annoying in every other board

Biggest group of fags on this entire site even worse than /soc/ or /lgbt/

>> No.8659495

>>8659467
It's full of armchair experts of the worst variety. They think reading their sticky makes them a fitness expert, and that misplaced confidence oozes into the rest of their life in a sad, smug facade. They're the first stop off of the reddit train and their post quality is often lower than even the McChicken posters.

>> No.8659498

>>8659404
>faggot

>> No.8659508

>>8659467
/fit/ posters can't comprehend sarcasm, irony, hyperbole, or satire. They take everything at face value and literally, and that ruins a lot of threads.