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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Welcome to another special episode of Simply Sara.

Today on the show, we're gonna be cooking up a healthy 10lbs citrus asian inspired pan fried turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZUuPljahvA

>> No.8655187

>>8655133

See, watching this makes me sad deep down; because she seems like a sweet lady with a major food problem.

>> No.8655196

>>8655187
she's like 27

>> No.8655205

>>8655133

Are we making fun of her because she's fat or because she over seasons?

>> No.8655210

Fuck you guys , i genuinely love simpy sara.

>> No.8655212

>>8655205

yes.

>> No.8655226 [DELETED] 

>>8655210
*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

oh sorry anon, I was just bending over to get my grilled mexican street corn and I must have passed some gas

*BBBRRRROOOOAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

Oh wow anon, that smells a bit tangy and sweet, kinda like my Wanda macaroni salad

>> No.8655259

simply sara is maybe the oldest cooking meme on /ck/, or masaokis. either way theyre both disgusting.

>> No.8655269

>>8655133
some of her food isn't half bad for white trash. i mean not sophistiated, but sometimes not terribly unleahtly. I think she just eats too much and it's a shaem because she does seem like a genuine sweetheart

>> No.8655283
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8655283

would you rather fuck Jack or fuck Sara?
-- Lights on

I know who'd I would pick...

>> No.8655298
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8655298

>>8655283
is that even a question?

>> No.8655314
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8655314

>>8655298
>You will never come in close as Jack takes a big boy bite of your moist dong
>damn far cry from beautiful

>> No.8655330

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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8655352

>>8655330

>> No.8655372

7 years... is she still alive?

>> No.8655395

>>8655330
who the fuck took time out of their day to write this shit? Jesus Christ.

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8655405

>>8655133
All that sugar, and then no finished product shot. What the shit?

>> No.8656114

>>8655283
lights on? bullet.
lights off? what's the difference? my white cock is too small to find a hole with all that fat dangling and swaying about.

>> No.8656239

>>8655283
Fuck Nell instead

>> No.8656241

>>8655133
What's a citrus asian?

>> No.8656517

>>8656241
I'm pretty sure it's a bitter Jap.

>> No.8656763

>>8655395
>>8655352
God fucking damn it what got deleted?
Fucking mods need to back the fuck off.

>> No.8656786

>>8656763
if you had seen it you'd understand to be honest with ya

>> No.8657659

>>8655133

Where is her infamous macaroni salad?

>> No.8657686

>>8656786
Why?
Way too much stuff gets deleted now.
What can we do about it?
This board was so much better a few years ago.

>> No.8657723

>>8657686
It was likely a shitpost. Board is better without it.

>> No.8658082

>>8657686
just be glad it's gone man

>> No.8658201

>>8657723
Deleting the shitposts is a bad idea and its immoral

>> No.8658212

>>8655196
Bullshit

>> No.8658218

Sara seems like a sweet girl with a problem.

>> No.8658219

>>8656763
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.8658224
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8658224

>>8658219
>onion and garlic chutney

every time

>> No.8658247

>>8655133
>>8655405
>no finished shot

Just when I thought fat people couldn't get lazier...

>quarter teaspoon of sage
What a waste.

I would eat that slow cooker pork, for the record.