>mfw I don't see a webm thread

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Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:38:44 2017 No.8654266 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw I don't see a webm thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:40:57 2017 No.8654272 File: 27 KB, 483x442, IMG_0350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure to some gifs too. Those shitty webbums don't work in Safari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:41:32 2017 No.8654274 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, 1477815639444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who is dat lentil snap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:42:36 2017 No.8654276 >>8654272 Have you not updated your iOS? Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:45:17 2017 No.8654279 File: 2.67 MB, 480x480, 1477821548400.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:48:05 2017 No.8654282 File: 25 KB, 535x646, ESo1JhN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654279 barfs violently

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:00:31 2017 No.8654312 What happened to that webm thread we had that was disguised as a cheese thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:06:33 2017 No.8654331 File: 219 KB, 512x386, 1472575177825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654312 What do you think happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:48:31 2017 No.8654492 >>8654331 Why are things the way they are?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 20:38:05 2017 No.8654653 File: 1.23 MB, 653x480, 1478346313633.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this kills the garlic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:10:20 2017 No.8654761 >>8654653 What's her name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:15:26 2017 No.8654781 >>8654266 Are you really that cute? :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:15:42 2017 No.8654782 File: 504 KB, 1440x1115, 292929288478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654653

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:20:20 2017 No.8654795 >>8654761 Authentic Italian Marie from Italy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:23:11 2017 No.8654798 >>8654492 the jews illuminai and lizard men

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:23:46 2017 No.8654800 >>8654276 Does the newest version enable Safari webm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:32:08 2017 No.8654838 >>8654800 Not him but it works for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:34:07 2017 No.8654848 >>8654838 Thanks, I know VLC is a thing but it is cumbersome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:40:35 2017 No.8654859 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, jackshred.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:49:41 2017 No.8654885 >>8654279 i've always hated those top down recipe jifs. this takes it to the next level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:51:12 2017 No.8654891 >>8654885 >jifs What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:54:12 2017 No.8654899 >>8654891 >mfw "jiff" is the way the creator of the format intended it to be pronounced Get fucked faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:56:39 2017 No.8654907 File: 2.54 MB, 500x500, 1488259971998.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's geoiff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:58:22 2017 No.8654918 >>8654899 One, it's a .webm. Two, it might be pronounced "jiff" but who the fuck spells it that way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 21:59:56 2017 No.8654927 >>8654907 >eating goo mixed with raw flour and syrup Fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:03:52 2017 No.8654946 >>8654927 >Mcdonal's pleb detected how does it feel to be found out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:05:13 2017 No.8654954 aaaand it's a jack thread. fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:06:59 2017 No.8654961 >>8654946 Sorry, but I'm not particularly fond of eating food with the texture and consistency of day-old smegma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:10:57 2017 No.8654986 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1475700078429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654954 post what you got then faggot goddamn

Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:20:25 2017 No.8655019

>>8654899

Fuck that shit. He's not a fucking linguistics professor. If you pronounce it jiff instead of gif with a hard g then you're a faggot, plain and simple, and not the up the ass faggot like the homos because that would be offensive to butt pirates. You are just a huge faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:24:05 2017 No.8655037 >>8654986 So, Japan is good at pastry and French bread. That's cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:26:28 2017 No.8655042 >>8654986 lewd>>8654986

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:26:39 2017 No.8655043 >>8654927 >raw >toasted Also, the recipe is just a bastardized version of rice cake with toasted soy flour. If you've never had toasted soy flour I feel bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:27:57 2017 No.8655046 >>8655037 Japs are good at making things look aesthetic and that's about it. Most Jap food sucks. >inb4 weeaboos get offended

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:01:03 2017 No.8655304 >>8655046 I'm offended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:05:57 2017 No.8655316 File: 2.83 MB, 480x480, 1477821310247.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:06:54 2017 No.8655319 >>8655304 I'm Jack Scalfani, and LIVE FROM TENNESSEE you're watching the Cooking With Jack Show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:11:07 2017 No.8655331 >>8655043 >if you haven't eat gynecomastia tit inducing estrogen powder I feel bad for you OK fuckwit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:15:22 2017 No.8655340 >>8655331 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:20:40 2017 No.8655354 >>8655331 Here's a (You)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:22:28 2017 No.8655359 >>8655354 t. big breasted big boi

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:26:23 2017 No.8655369 >>8655316 wait what the fuck so you just steam it in a frying pan? what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:27:35 2017 No.8655373 File: 36 KB, 500x371, 1455165980423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655359 >devolving a jack thread into mere shitposting what happened to courtesy, did it just disappear?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:27:36 2017 No.8655374 >>8654653 Anyone have the full video?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:29:50 2017 No.8655380 >>8655374 Yeah. ,':^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:30:39 2017 No.8655382 >>8654859 Did he give the grater attachment a bad review? I feel like he would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:32:09 2017 No.8655388 File: 1.82 MB, 636x358, giphy[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655380 Can you link it for me please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:33:45 2017 No.8655394 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big_boy_bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:35:03 2017 No.8655397 >>8655394 /bigboybite/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:35:52 2017 No.8655399 >>8655394 WHO THE FUCK IS THIS IDIOT???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:35:59 2017 No.8655400 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo_prank_bro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:37:31 2017 No.8655404 >>8655388 I can't. Every mirror I had saved is gone now. Hopefully someone downloaded it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:38:38 2017 No.8655406 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how_to_eat_pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:39:10 2017 No.8655407 >>8655404 Well can you at least tell me her youtube so I can see what else she's fucked with?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:39:36 2017 No.8655410 >>8655406 Tammy is a lucky woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:40:18 2017 No.8655411 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack_eats_pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:41:26 2017 No.8655415 >>8655407 "TheHomemadeItalian". Everything has been deleted. I'll try to find her meatball recipe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:41:52 2017 No.8655416 File: 2.74 MB, 690x450, Big_Bittiees.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:42:57 2017 No.8655422 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, blue_burger_bison.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:44:13 2017 No.8655423 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, BurgerTartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:45:06 2017 No.8655424 >>8655400 Okay that was pretty sweet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:45:29 2017 No.8655425 >>8655416 >>8655411 >>8655406 >>8655394 I don't understand human being who can stick their tongues out every time they take a bite of something and DON'T want to consistently and constantly kill themselves. I'm really in awe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:46:31 2017 No.8655429 >>8655400 >he actually did it >>8655416 BBRRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPFFFFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:46:32 2017 No.8655430 >>8655416 /biggirlbite/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:47:06 2017 No.8655433 >>8655424 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:49:54 2017 No.8655437 >>8655415 whats the story behind the deletions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:51:53 2017 No.8655439 >>8655433 Looked like a nice little father son moment. It made me smile :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:56:14 2017 No.8655451 >>8655439 Thanks for sharing, Karen. It does this old hen good to know there's still good in the world! And I don't mean the good in the wine cabinet LOL!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:58:08 2017 No.8655455 File: 2.33 MB, 960x540, 1465690088092.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:00:09 2017 No.8655461 >>8655455 I would fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:01:58 2017 No.8655468 >>8655461 grabs you by the throat Back the fuck off!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:02:45 2017 No.8655471 showing off in a fancy video that will only make the uploader happy >>8655455 ingrediants, >unknown technique, >unknown

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:03:49 2017 No.8655477 >>8655468 I like the queshhon mark in there, nice touch <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:04:04 2017 No.8655478 >>8655316 >I love raw dough!!!1!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:04:13 2017 No.8655479 >>8655455 Oh wow the easiest thing on earth to make

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:04:58 2017 No.8655484 >>8655479 >>8655471 apparently this pleb is confounded by it though 'plain that then

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:05:50 2017 No.8655490 >>8655423 How many times has he survived foodborne illnesses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:06:42 2017 No.8655492 >>8655382 He actually gave it a good review after he figured out how to tighten it on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:07:16 2017 No.8655497 File: 112 KB, 655x983, 1488761283259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have any goat cheese/milk/meat webms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:09:16 2017 No.8655503 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655497 this rare webM is definitely GOAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:10:13 2017 No.8655506 >>8655415 That seriously makes me sad. It's like ISIS destroying statutes and shit. The true art that is her tomato sauce video might be gone forever unless someone has it mirrored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:10:23 2017 No.8655508 >>8654781 That's not Taylor Swift?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:10:46 2017 No.8655510 >>8655503 im gonna throw up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:11:37 2017 No.8655514 >>8655503 I would fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:13:08 2017 No.8655522 >>8655478 It's like a pork bun you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:15:34 2017 No.8655532 >>8655503 >pineapples >sugar ok, we we're making some pie filling or something >cream cheese unorthodox, but ok >green bell peppers >tomatoes >pecans ok what the fuck is going on here >entire tub of cool whip u fukin wot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:16:36 2017 No.8655536 post streetfood webms

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:16:50 2017 No.8655537 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, CutAbove.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:18:19 2017 No.8655543 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1464505424592.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:24:21 2017 No.8655557 File: 33 KB, 1123x235, The End.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655506 Her Google+ page >Looks like you've reached the end ;__;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:54:44 2017 No.8655742 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, 1472248602353.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Obligatory

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:56:44 2017 No.8655744 >>8655425 It's cause his tounge just can't wait to go to flavourtown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:13:34 2017 No.8655770 >>8655422 other that /coldoil/ the thing that always gets me is putting stuff on a plate ontop of a cutting board and cutting it on the plate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:20:27 2017 No.8655777 >>8655451 Wow, that was very authentic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:46:18 2017 No.8655809 >>8655455 >no rip n dip footage It's trash.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:47:58 2017 No.8655814
File: 47 KB, 600x588, 1cded82c8a838e445e2efd8223d8f49c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

-peel and chop artichoke
-dice chicken
-chop wilted spinach
-fry in butter
-add chicken, artichoke and cream
-crack black pepper
-add ricotta
-pour into oven proof dish
-slice baguette really well with sharp knife
-spread garlic butter in the sexy little slits
-shaved parmesan and chives on top
-bake around 200 celsius until sexy

fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:50:31 2017 No.8655816 >>8655455 >>8655814 >>8655471 >>8655484

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:13:02 2017 No.8655849 >>8654274 Ja/ck/ is a living caricature of every negative stereotype about 'murricans I find it hard to believe that he actually exists

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:48:22 2017 No.8655898 File: 3.48 MB, 320x180, ayakQji.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655742 Fuck I could almost feel myself being sliced open there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:55:22 2017 No.8655909 >>8655471 the ingredients are clearly visible though. it's a spinach and artichoke baked dip with garlic bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:56:17 2017 No.8655912 >>8655816 thanks babe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:59:21 2017 No.8655916 >>8655909 yeah I just got it. I'm an amateur cook and I never got let into the kitchen at home. So I'm learning everything for the first time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:05:45 2017 No.8655927 >>8655916 after googling 'good looking chef youtube' for a good 5 minutes or so i found the source for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vboZJmQAkPc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:19:01 2017 No.8655944 >>8654266 Tay may be bae but she's dumb as fuck, she can't even use chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:25:05 2017 No.8655949 >>8654899 Wanna jiff, you goddamn fag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:52:56 2017 No.8655988 >>8655411 I like the way remains standstill with his hand and go forward with his head

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:01:14 2017 No.8656000 >>8655988 He looks like a dog going for a treat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:04:09 2017 No.8656001 >>8655416 I would kill to smash Tammy anally in missionary position so I can watch her tits flap about as I gain momentum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:07:05 2017 No.8656007 File: 52 KB, 600x400, Chicago-Style-Pizza_5968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655543 How do people have a problem with 'go'za and not with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:16:53 2017 No.8656018 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1475640733318.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:17:53 2017 No.8656019 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 1484030060778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:18:57 2017 No.8656023 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1484030408949.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:19:36 2017 No.8656024 File: 774 KB, 640x640, cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:19:53 2017 No.8656025 >>8656019 The perfect scat porn actress. I'd feed her a few laxatives afterwards and strap my mouth to her butthole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:20:46 2017 No.8656028 File: 501 KB, 480x480, Fluffy cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:21:42 2017 No.8656032 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, omelette master.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:21:53 2017 No.8656033 >>8656028 It's all cracked :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:22:24 2017 No.8656035 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, omurice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:29:45 2017 No.8656052 >>8656024 >>8656028 Japanese cheese cakes as far as I've found.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:06:23 2017 No.8656113 >>8656052 i think they are castellas

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:25:04 2017 No.8656155 >>8656032 That peace sign at the end gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:25:39 2017 No.8656156 >>8656155 Truly the mark of a skilled craftsman

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:50:24 2017 No.8656191 >>8654859 Never change, jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:50:31 2017 No.8656310 >>8656155 I thought he was signalling order number two

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:59:03 2017 No.8656323 >>8654279 Is that milk or cream for the opaque layer? I'm assuming it's a pudding they made of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:06:53 2017 No.8656332 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, 1486347516007.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:12:49 2017 No.8656344 >>8655423 This guy is parody right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:45:46 2017 No.8656403 >>8656332 I hope that's a rental car.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:02:46 2017 No.8656430 >>8655425 That's because you're not a big boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:49:55 2017 No.8656496 >>8656018 >first time I made a pork shoulder for pulled pork I didn't know it was supposed to be charred like that, and ended up scratching all the black stuff off with a knife and fork still hurts brehs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:54:10 2017 No.8656503 >>8654761 I believe her name was actually Lisa but she was making Marie's authentic italian tomato sauce from Italy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:55:53 2017 No.8656508 >>8656496 Why would you want to eat the burnt meat. and don't forget the ketchup

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:53:03 2017 No.8656626 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1472767663789.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:00:00 2017 No.8656639 >>8656626 Now I'm glad I never bought one of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:20:04 2017 No.8656684 >>8656639 Well I don't think you're supposed to put an entire apple with the core in that thing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:21:20 2017 No.8656689 >>8656626 >strength of a stroke victim Jack is Homer Simpson

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:22:44 2017 No.8656694 >>8656626 >leaves the sticker on the apple I legitimately hope Jack dies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:27:07 2017 No.8656708 >>8654899 If he really wanted it to be pronounced 'jiff' then maybe he should have used a j instead of a g. What an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:31:34 2017 No.8656718 >>8656626 Is he mentally disabled? If so, I feel bad for laughing at him all these years

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:48:31 2017 No.8656748 >>8654266 >webm thread *reddit general ftfy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:59:50 2017 No.8656767 >>8655394 That's a pretty nice duck

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:02:45 2017 No.8656779

>>8656626
>some "white" trash slob buys Jack's sauce, The Best Sauce You'll ever taste
>cracks the seal, does a youtube review of the product
>it's not the best I've ever tasted, return it to the store to get my $2.00 back
>h-how do you like it J-Jack

I don't get how this tub of shit can return open and (ab)used products for a refund and seemingly has built it into his business model

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:17:09 2017 No.8656827 File: 128 KB, 867x657, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8656748 I can't believe you've done this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:17:58 2017 No.8656829 >>8655497 Who is this semen demon??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:19:29 2017 No.8656831 >>8656708 >what is a soft g

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:25:14 2017 No.8656848 >>8656694 It would be weird if he didn't, because everybody dies to death

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:28:29 2017 No.8656860 >>8656848 Dies of anal cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:29:40 2017 No.8656867 >>8655742 im fucking dying of laughter but also want pantsuit lady to spank me like that with the rolling pin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:30:52 2017 No.8656871 >>8655742 >>8655898 >>8656867 Okay, tough guys, how do YOU open a coconut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:32:03 2017 No.8656877 >>8655423 >hasn't even tasted the food >already nods in approval whats this fuckos channel? Does he have an ironic following or cancerous fans on youtube?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:30 2017 No.8656882 >>8656877 that's Jack from Kays Good Cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:48 2017 No.8656885 >>8654859 Holy SHIT what episode lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:35:04 2017 No.8656893 >>8656882 oh jesus is that his wife or his mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:35:18 2017 No.8656894 >>8656019 This reminds me of my ex. Whenever we'd go out to eat I was forced to gorge myself just so she didn't feel self-conscious. >I gained wait >she didn't Fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:36 2017 No.8656899 >>8656882 I looked up that chanel and I feel like vomiting and taking aa shower. the thumbnails alone are filthy >>8656894 sounds like a cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:53 2017 No.8656901 File: 1.33 MB, 889x500, Pro_onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8656893 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:38:43 2017 No.8656904 >>8656901 fuck you man lol also that's not the same channel it cant be!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:41:42 2017 No.8656908 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, jackbean.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:43:10 2017 No.8656913
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>>8656904
his name is Jack Scalfani, he has like 5 channels on youtube, but 2/3 of them are abandoned

unlike Kay I think the majority of his fans are legit, but they may be just operating on irony levels beyond my comprehension

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:43:23 2017 No.8656916 >>8656019 >coca cola enjoy diabetes, sumo-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:50:56 2017 No.8656946 >>8656913 thanks wrestler man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:51:56 2017 No.8656949 >>8656626 >starting with the sticker on >failing even before you fail

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:55:52 2017 No.8656969 >>8656871 I'd use a cleaver, or an axe, or the shittiest chef knife if that was all that was available but I'd swing it hard enough to crack the thing, get it wedged, and then lift the coconut up and smash it on the counter as if youre splitting wood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:04:43 2017 No.8657013 >>8654986 Oh fuck this gets me wet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:15:52 2017 No.8657040 >>8655497 I have a weird feeling that this is supposed to be homestuck cosplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:31:39 2017 No.8657093 >>8657013 Post proof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:52:37 2017 No.8657157 >>8655037 Thats korean, and the japs really really aren't

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:57:21 2017 No.8657173 [DELETED]

>>8657093
>just another day, on /ck/
>anon scrolled through the catalog and generally avoided meaningful discussion
>called a few people faggots
>shilled for kfc to fill his daily quotent
>sees a thread with an irrelevant video of Taylor Switft acting like a retard/character from Mass Effect 3
>whips out his 2cm dick
>more accurately, fumbled uncontrollably for 3 hours and digged the mushrooms and the moss buildup of dried semen under his cakes of fat out of the way and let the mouldy air in his room kiss his dick for the first time in weeks
>usually he just fucks the fat folds sitting his lap
>but today was special
>he had to give it to the taylor swift webm
>ohh taylor swift, your autistic behavior turns me on, he said
>It reminds me of myself
>you make so much money but you play the role of naive country girl so convingly, he said
>suddenly
>2 seconds later
>just as he's about to vomit a drop of yellow semen from the tip of his mushroom dick, one of the 20 folds of fat on his elbow flaps on top of his mouse and he accidentally scrolls down
>he freezes in delight
>agirlontheinternet.jpg
>he creates an earquake reaching over to type a response
>possibly to a guy who was joke making a joke
>"Post proof."
>today, he said, as the cheese puff vomit bubbled out the corners of his mouth
>today you become a man
>he waited eagerly, saving his drop of cum
>his penis poised between his sausage fingers
>I'm sorry Tailor
>today I become a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:58:01 2017 No.8657175 >>8656032 How does it not stick

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:00:18 2017 No.8657181

>>8657093
>just another day, on /ck/
>anon scrolled through the catalog and generally avoided meaningful discussion
>called a few people faggots
>shilled for kfc to fill his daily quotent
>sees a thread with an irrelevant video of Taylor Switft acting like a retard/character from Mass Effect 3
>whips out his 2cm dick
>more accurately, fumbled uncontrollably for 3 hours and digged the mushrooms and the moss buildup of dried semen under his cakes of fat out of the way and let the mouldy air in his room kiss his dick for the first time in weeks
>usually he just fucks the fat folds sitting his lap
>but today was special
>he had to give it to the taylor swift webm
>ohh taylor swift, your autistic behavior turns me on, he said
>It reminds me of myself
>you make so much money but you play the role of naive country girl so convingly, he said
>suddenly
>2 seconds later
>just as he's about to vomit a drop of yellow semen from the tip of his mushroom dick, one of the 20 folds of fat on his elbow flaps on top of his mouse and he accidentally scrolls down
>he freezes in delight
>agirlontheinternet.jpg
>he creates an earquake reaching over to type a response
>possibly to a guy who was making a joke
>"Post proof."
>today, he said, as the cheese puff vomit bubbled out the corners of his mouth
>today you become a man
>he waited eagerly, saving his drop of cum
>his penis poised between his sausage fingers
>I'm sorry Tailor
>today I become a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:02:46 2017 No.8657187 >>8657040 nope, it's just saoli sabatini why the fuck the photog thought pictures with goats was a good idea is beyond me though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:04:40 2017 No.8657192 File: 152 KB, 358x432, 1487682254727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8657181

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:10:22 2017 No.8657210

>Jack is back, posting this stupid videos

He's a (((professional))) troll, and is also almost definitely the person predominately posting the videos. In the videos, he pretends to not notice all the blatant errors in his cooking specifically to get a reaction. And then, based on the whole all press is good press idea, he'll try to shill his cheap barbecue sauce.

Fuck him, fuck you Jack. You're a shitty weirdo and I'll facefuck your son's mouth.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:13:31 2017 No.8657218

>>8657210
that'll never work for him lol

and there's no joke in the fact that he looks like an unhealthy mouthbreather. Is he willing to die for his "sauce"? Cos he can suck dicks to sell it, if he doesn't have capital, he wont make money. How do you think every successful brand makes money? Becuase they're good? Please. This fat fuck is doomed to fail and wont live to see his son turn 20

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:15:53 2017 No.8657227 File: 3.05 MB, 460x373, 1480391139025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8657181 Well memed, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:18:36 2017 No.8657233 >>8657157 Koreans aren't either since they're just lesser Japs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:21:19 2017 No.8657240 File: 66 KB, 1100x735, momofuku_pork_buns019.0.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8655369 That's not unusual. Asian pork buns are steamed and that's a basically a variant of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:23:41 2017 No.8657245 >>8655532 >tomatoes Pimento :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:44:23 2017 No.8657298 >>8656007 I would imagine that it's because while raclette isn't pizza people don't try to claim that it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:17:37 2017 No.8657380 >>8655543 Raclette/Fondue places smell like shit, but that cheese with some dried beef meat, mushrooms and potatoes is amazing. I remember one place in Gruyere where this shit was amazing. Switzerland is a great country, I have very fond memories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:19:10 2017 No.8657387 >>8657380 You mean very fondue memories?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:24:12 2017 No.8657405 >>8657387 My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give, you glorious bastard.

>>	A FUCKING LEAF Tue Mar 7 16:31:16 2017 No.8657430 >>8654272 Download vlc if you are on an iPhone

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:44:12 2017 No.8657472

>>8657210
he's not a professional troll, he's a lazy everyman who has been able to cash in big on food and cooking related videos

oh wait, maybe DSP and Chris Chan are just pretending to be buffoons too... oh my god, you're so woke fuck the sheeple that don'tseethroughit#

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