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>he starts chopping the cucumber into large pieces

>> No.8653478

>>8653472

>needing uniform shapes and small bites bc eatingz 2hard4u

Sperg.

>> No.8653482

i like sallid

>> No.8653489

>>8653478
Ops. Triggered the big boy bites guy.

>> No.8653490

Any salad that has more shit than greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, cheese or dressing is mediocre.

The best salad is arugula and spinach with a good vinaigrette and some ripe cherry tomatoes. Anything else is tryhard.

>> No.8653535

>>8653472
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his cucumber
>he doesn't remove the seeds from his tomato

>> No.8654102

>>8653535
That's what gives the flavor

>> No.8654365
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8654365

>>8653535
>removing the seeds
are you actually gay

>> No.8654377

>>8653472
>sallads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11YqXh_2js

>> No.8654522

>>8653472
Gotta get a mandolin. Mandoline? Whatever

>> No.8654531
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8654531

>>8654365
>removing the "seed"
>removing the euphemism for "semen"
>gay
>posts anime

yeah m8 he's the faggot here

>> No.8655524

>>8654531
>being this much of a baitposter

>> No.8655541

>>8653535
Get a load of this faggot

>> No.8655556
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8655556

>>8654377

Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?

Boggle?

>> No.8655562
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8655562

>uses a bottled dressing

>> No.8655567

>>8653490
I agree with this. my family loves just assaulting a salad with cucumbers and tomatoes and bell peppers and mushrooms and shit and im like....pham, I'd prefer just lettuce over all this shit

>> No.8655570
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8655570

>no olive oil
>Any viscous sauce

>> No.8655714
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8655714

>pool of dressing in the bottom
>soggy croutons
>iceburg lettuce

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8655734

>>8653490

What about meats? Is a chicken caesar salad considered mediocre?

I once made a salad at some buffet that had miniature shrimps on it. Tasted pretty damn nice.

>> No.8655756

>>8653472
>weak salads
Double negative. Eat real food.

>> No.8655764

>>8655734
Poster is generalizing, the number of ingredients is about right, if not the ingredients themselves.

Chicken is hardly necessary on caesar salad for example.

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8655800

>order 10 buffalo wings
>the bone is shattered in one of them

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8655803

>>8655800

>order 10 buffalo wings
>count 11

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8655812

>>8655800
>order wings
>there are bones
Never returning to that shit show known as "Little Caesar's"

>> No.8655837

>>8655812
This is actually autism. Take note everyone, this WILL be on the test.

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8655852

>>8655812

>being a chicken tendie faggot

try not to milk too many dicks tonight

>> No.8656039

>>8655852
Do you even lift?

>> No.8656638

>>8653478
it's to increase surface area so it absorbs dressing better you sperg