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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Cheese thread.

What's your favorite cheese? Do you shred your own?

>> No.8647737

My favorite cheese is sharp cheddar. I shred my own with a box grater because I'm not a lazy retard.

>> No.8647739

>>8647721
>new Jack webm
GeneralGreivous.jpeg

>> No.8647761

reminds me of those videos where people throw bricks in washing machines

>> No.8647766

Wensleydale

>> No.8647784
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Can this just be the webm thread?

>> No.8647796

2 requests for /ck/ webms..
The one with the retarded cherubim palsy pancake flipping slut

The one with Jack's googly goggle eyes.

>> No.8647811

is this kino?

>> No.8647829

>>8647811
I'm the truest sense.

>> No.8647843

>>8647796
Call my waifu a slut again. I dare you.

>> No.8647877

>>8647843
Your waifu is a slut

>> No.8647882

>>8647877
*growls low in my throat and raises tail*
Well, you asked for it!
*brandishes claws and starts running towards you*
Eat THIS!!!!
*cursed eye throbs suddenly and you notice that I have one red eye and one brown eye*
Ack! Not now....
*falls to the floor and grabs my cursed eye*

>> No.8647943
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>>8647882

>> No.8647952
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>>8647943
*stands up with cursed eye bleeding, causing you to quiver in fear*
*raises snout and sniffs the air*
Hehe... Looks like someone had an accident.
*you turn to run but I grab you by the back of your shirt*

>> No.8647956

>>8647784
who dat b?

>> No.8647964

>>8647882
>>8647952
I hate when my cursed eye falls out like that.

>> No.8647973

>>8647964
***OOC*** It didn't fall out, Kyle. We talked about that in the introduction thread. Why do you do this? ***OOC**

>> No.8647977

>>8647784
Maybe if you had at least posted the one of her autistically eating lobster since it would have been food related - but because of your unrelated /b/ tier garbage it no longer can be.

>> No.8647986

>>8647977
What are you even talking about?

>> No.8648023
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>>8647956
An angel.

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>>8647796

>> No.8648066
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>>8647986

>> No.8648073

>>8648036
Kek thanks.

>> No.8648170

>>8648066
Is this real life?

>> No.8648193

>>8647766
I can't fucking stand that stuff.

>> No.8648240

>>8648066
She got the auts or something?

What the fuck? I love Taylor, but god damn.

>> No.8648266

>>8648240
no just a typical do nothing bitch white girl that has no living skills aside from her looks

>> No.8648276

>>8648266
>I am autistic and angry at myself and I must scream

>> No.8648316

>>8648276
I know you are

>> No.8648398

>>8648316
But what am I?

>> No.8648465
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>>8648266
I feel sorry for you.

>> No.8648467

>>8648465
>>>/r/cringe

>> No.8648478

>>8648398
A garbage man

>> No.8648485
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8648485

I bloody love this stuff, though I should look into making my own homemade version.

>> No.8649115

>>8648465
It's a bold move, can't deny that

>> No.8649327
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>> No.8649430

>>8649327
That thing he does with his hands whenever he's perplexed at his own stupidity gets me every time.

>> No.8649617

>>8647721
>>8648036
>>8649327
More.

>> No.8649637

>>8647721
roquefort
it doesn't grate so well

>> No.8649658

>>8648467
And it wouldn't be cringe if the guy was attractive?
#DoubleStandards

>> No.8649660

>>8649637
What prices do you see in your area? I can't find it for less than $35/pound.

>> No.8649670

>>8649660
I'm a bong so its cheap as fuk
£21.33 a kg

>> No.8649676

>>8649670
I envy you. Being an American is suffering, nowadays more than ever.

>> No.8649681
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8649681

I love Ricotta, it's great in pasta, as a dip, or in desserts.

>> No.8649720

muenster is the king of cheeses

>> No.8649748

>>8649681
>ricotta
>any kind of cheese at all
>in desserts

>> No.8649758

>>8648170
Or is this just fantasy?

>> No.8649765

>>8649758
Please see >>8648467

>> No.8649772
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>>8648467

>> No.8649779

>>8649765
I saw it, now what?

>> No.8649892

>tfw lactose intolerant

>> No.8649988
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>>8649617

>> No.8650010

>>8648465
not even cringe
>>8648467
kill yourself cuck

>> No.8650031

>>8650010
How is it not cringe, exactly?

>> No.8650033

>>8647721
why would you put this in the video? why not reshoot where you don't screw up?

>> No.8650067

>>8649988
im experiencing physical pain watching this

>> No.8650082

I like Jarlsberg and Pepperjack.

>> No.8650326

>>8647721
My mixer turns on but won't spin :/ any troubleshooting tips?

>> No.8650339

>>8649988

>Jack defeated by potato

>> No.8650359

>>8650326
You might be jack

>> No.8650362

>>8649988
Alright. What the fuck is this.
I've been across this site, and never, NEVER. have I cringed so hard while looking through a board.

Somebody please explain to me how /ck/ manages to do this.

>> No.8650368

>>8650359
Lol no not Jack thought I'd just ask google doesn't provide many solutions , and didn't want to start a thread , so pretty simple question , figured somebody has had this happen.

>> No.8650397

>>8650326
Possibly a gear broken in the drive box. I had that happen but it started making a loud clanking sound before it froze up. You can open it up pretty simply by popping off the band and removing the screws and sliding off the top outside cover. You can see if the drive shaft is turning and just not engaging the gear that drives the utensil rod.

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>>8649892
You can still have Parmesan I'm pretty sure.

Havarti is best cheese though.

>> No.8650412

>>8650397
Thank you beautiful . I will try that

>> No.8650415
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>> No.8650449
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>>8650339
>Jack defeated by potato

Jack also has been defeated by a watermelon....twice

>> No.8650479

>>8649758
Caught in a landslide

>> No.8650512

>>8647784

taytay is the opposite of /ck/ related

>> No.8650517

>>8648066
Who's this autistic slut? What a retard holy shit

>> No.8650542

Red Leicester
Gorgonzola
Danish Feta
Brillat Savarin

>> No.8650547

>>8649748
>he's never had a cannoli

>> No.8650554

>>8650479
No escape from reality

>> No.8650568

>>8650415

Why did he burnt his jello?

>> No.8650572

>>8648170
>>8649758
>>8650554
>>8650479
>le suicide squad lyrics!
I love memes! xD

>> No.8650579

>>8650542
If its danish it's not feta, dingus

>> No.8650589

>>8650572
Are you retarded

>> No.8650595

>>8650589
Open your eyes

>> No.8650601

>>8650415
it's hard enough to believe a man like jack exists, let alone the idea that this man would do a cooking show

>> No.8650603

>>8650595
And see......

that yes he is retarded

>> No.8650607
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>> No.8650610

>>8650603
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

>> No.8650625

>>8650579
Okay PDO shill.

>> No.8650650

My favorite cheeae is colby pepper jack or something with jalapenoes. spicy cheese is the bomb. i cant stand brie. too pungeny

>> No.8650720

>>8650607
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES

>> No.8650731

Is it jacks mission to give food poisoning to his viewers?

>> No.8650746

>>8649327
>>8649988
how can anyone be so inept?

>> No.8650916

I wonder who Jack voted for this election?

>> No.8650945
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>>8649748
>2017
>not enjoing a vigilante
what are you american or something?

>> No.8650950

Pepperjack is far superior. Any cheese with a good kick to it is top tier in my book

>> No.8650951
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>> No.8650955
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8650955

Gordon Ram(eme)say should pay Jack a visit

>> No.8650970
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>>8650731

>> No.8650979

Provolone. Funny story about that, actually.
>be drunk a few weeks ago
>get hungry for a sandwich
>only have salami and provolone cheese, because I ran out of bread
>just roll the salami and cheese together
>run out of salami
>still hungry
>still half a packet left of this provolone cheese
>just start shoveling them slice by slice into my mouth
>finish the whole thing in one sitting
>go vomit it all out five minutes later
Good old provolone.

>> No.8650984

>>8650951
Why is there that much oil for a steak anyway?

>> No.8651003

>>8650951

I burst out laughing every single time he 'carefully' pauses right before letting the steak go and splashing potentially hot(if he wasn't a subhuman incapable of doing things correctly) oil.

>> No.8651028
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>> No.8651078

>>8649681
Ricotta is GOAT.
I'm starting on a tub right now.
(really need to start making my own)

>> No.8651086

>>8650362
Jack is a turbo sperg.

>> No.8651093
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>>8647721
whatever gets me drunk

>> No.8651099

>>8647721
Just discovered Camezola the other day, had it with a nice Belgian Sour Quad, holy shit, it was amazing. Also; Brie and Caramel is a god tier mix.

>> No.8651109
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>>8647784
cute

>> No.8651112
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>>8648066
we all have off days

>> No.8651113

>>8650449
To be fair, that "Tool" is absolutely pants on head retarded and trash. That shit would give Alton a Seizure.

>> No.8651117

>>8650955
I think Ramsay would actually murder Jack.
Now that I think about it, yeah, get those two in a kitchen together.

>> No.8651119

>>8649327
this is killing me

>> No.8651121
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>>8649988
>potato defeated by a potato

>> No.8651146
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>>8650916
He said he supported Cruz and wasn't a Trump supporter. Not sure who he voted for in the end.

>> No.8651153

>>8647721
which video was this from?

>> No.8651154

>>8651146
there's no way that man voted for hillary clinton

>> No.8651173
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>>8651154
True but he might have written in Cruz or something

>> No.8651179
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>>8649327
>think a dramatic fade-in is coming
>its just his reflection on the board, straining to cut the plastic

>> No.8651185

Bases Jack has really nice things. I wish my local Walmart stocked his sauces because they are tasty

>> No.8651197
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>>8651185
fuck you asshole

>> No.8651208

>>8651146
As someone from TX, this sounds about right. Cruz is a miracle worker for Christian fundamentalists

>> No.8651213
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here we go again

>> No.8651239

>>8651208
Christ, that's all we need is for those bastards with the same moral values as fucking muslim fundamentalists to get power. At least Drumpf is amoral. And Pence is too wimpy to be an evangelical. He just holds up a finger to see which way the winds blowing.

>> No.8651253

>>8647721
How is this subhuman ass birth afterliefe breathing feces still alive?
If there is a god, then he is a chaotic pisschrist.

>> No.8651261

>>8651239
>whines about Religun and politics
>first word of sentence is the name of the King of Kings

>> No.8651280

>>8651261
he didn't whine about religion, he whined about a specific subhuman sand monkey nigger religion.

>> No.8651290
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classic jack and cheese

>> No.8651300

>>8650951
Fuck he really needs to go on worst cooks lmao nice and cold

>> No.8651317
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>> No.8651348

>>8650415
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.8651349
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So many jack webms.
Thank you.

Also my favorite cheese is muenster. I'll have it with just about anything.

>> No.8651350
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>>8651317
kek

>> No.8651355

>>8647721
Smoked sharp cheddar.

I do not buy pre-grated cheese.

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>>8651350

>> No.8651458
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Anyone else make a point to not melt cheese on their cheese burgers?

I haven't seen anyone else do it, but I don't want to believe Jack is innovating

>> No.8651475

>>8651458
its hard to melt cheese on an ice cold patty

>> No.8651482

>>8647721
I shred mad pussy and consume dickcheese on the daily, thank you.

>> No.8651492
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>> No.8651521
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>> No.8651531

>>8647761
thanks a lot, not going to be sleeping for another 4 hours now

>> No.8651555

>>8649637
protip: any cheese can grate well if you have a freezer

>> No.8651564

>>8649988
Whenever I feel like I'm not as intelligent or capable as I think I am, all I need is a Jack webm, and life is good again. God bless whoever takes the time to frame these snippets for the world to see.

>> No.8651575

>>8651521
oh my god

>> No.8651576
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>>8651564
:)

>> No.8651592

>>8651576
is he left handed?

i'm left handed and it can be blamed for a lot of inept retardedness

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>>8651475
don't want the microbes to get too hot

>> No.8651602
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>>8651592
He is right-handed

>> No.8651643

>>8647721
ITT: WHITE PEOPLE

>> No.8651670

>>8651643
White PERSON, actually.

>> No.8651692

>>8651643
>Sicilian
>white

>> No.8651729

we posting jack?


https://youtu.be/nSSK5Epazoc

>> No.8651731

>>8651597
Is this science with Jack?

>> No.8651732

>>8651597

I don't... what?

Why the fuck is he putting ice water in the ground beef? Also the pan looks like it has barely any heat.

>> No.8651743

>>8651213
are you kidding me? he can't even get that right, let alone his son?

>> No.8651746

>>8651592
If Jack was left-handed he would have a hard time affirming his puritanical devotion.

>> No.8651748

>>8651197
What has more cheese, that pizza or his wife's flaps?

>> No.8651753

>>8649748
>t. yurocuck

>> No.8651755

what's jack's youtube?

>> No.8651759
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Parmesan.

Of course I shred it myself. A 8 oz wedge of Parmesan costs 4 while the 8oz preshredded stuff with cellulose and other stuff costs $3-5.

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>> No.8651773
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>>8651643
>Italian
>White

Pick one. Italians are basically the beaners of Europe

>> No.8651782

Hmm. I like sharp cheddar.

>> No.8651787
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8651787

Cheezwhiz all day

>> No.8651833

>>8651769
Why is he scraping the toppings off?

>> No.8651834

>>8651787
NO STOP FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>> No.8651881
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>>8651833
he's playing with his food, even though he's an adult heh heh
(in this segment Jack arbitrarily compares food products, in this case checking how much weight of toppings each frozen pizza has)

>> No.8651942

mozz is goat

>> No.8651947

>>8651787
If he's that fucking afraid of hot oil why doesn't he use tongs?

>> No.8651953

https://vid.me/haco

>> No.8651992

So basically this guy is the DarkSydePhil of cooking channels?

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>>8651992

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>>8651992
Jack has a wife and kids and treats his friends well and frequently is a man about town, but in the sense that they both have no business doing what they do and manage to float by on ad money from a pleb fanbase, then yeah pretty much

>> No.8652046

>>8650010
>>8649115

Uber driver here, that's cringe as fuck and I wouldn't be surprised if it got him fired. Wouldn't be surprised if he's used that multiple times.

That said, if he was attractive she probably wouldn't have taken this screen shot, instead she'd probably be blushing and texting her friends about it. I've found that being attractive gives you alot of leeway in being a cringey asshole.

People just suck.

>> No.8652072

>>8651992
>he DarkSydePhil of cooking channels
well old philly boy just got dropped from his managed partnership with machinima so his days are numbered

>> No.8652076

>>8651458
THAT FUCKING HEAD BOB WHEN HE'S FUCKING CHEWING

I HATE IT

I HATE IT

I HATE IT

I HATE IT

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>>8652076

>> No.8652261

didnt our guy jack beat his wife's son when he called his mom a bitch
also feeding his kid special food probably messed him up for life