/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8632548]

>order lepin chicken
>receive lele chicken

[Anonymous No.8632551]

>>8632548
not sure what lepin or lele means friend but that takeout looks like shit

are you in flyover state?

[Anonymous No.8632556]

>>8632551
You can get good chinese in flyovers. OP has no excuse.

[Anonymous No.8632853]

>order mandarin chicken
>get orange chicken

[Anonymous No.8633088]

>>8632548
>order lepin chicken
>extexting lele chicken
>receive lego chicken
god dammit

[Anonymous No.8634291]

>order creme brulee
>receive burned cream

>order pepperoni pizza
>receive pizza with peppers on it

>order hamburger
>receive man from Hamburg

Never again

[Anonymous No.8634295]

>>8632548
you got me a, drunk you lol

[Anonymous No.8634298]

>>8634291
>receive man
Wouldn't be the first time for you, would it?

[Anoɳymous No.8634370]

>>8634291
>be gay
>trying to get laid
>go to Germany
>ask for man from Berlin
>receive jelly donut
>ask for Frankfurter
>receive sausage
>ask for American
>receive black and white cookie
>ask for Russian
>receive beer with lemonade
>ask for cyclist
>get the same thing
>ask for bear
>receive berries
>ask to be kissed by African man
>receive teacake
>ask for Parisian
>guy just hands me a condom and wanders off

[Anonymous No.8634551]

>>8632548
Life pro tip bro:
If the "Chinese restaurant" just puts Oyster Sause on everything it is' a good Hong Kong style place.

[Anonymous No.8634574]

>>8634551
I though hong kong cuisine was just XO sauce and jalepenos on seafood and pork

[Anonymous No.8634616]

>>8632548
>order lepin lele chicken combo
>go to take bite
>the lid falls off

[Anonymous No.8635229]

>>8632548
Why do you get two reddit memes in your chicken?