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8628679 No.8628679[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>sandwich made of processed petroleum cheese product, processed petroleum egg product and fried mystery meat
>this is somehow not ludicrously unhealthy enough for mart sharters, so they add some spongy chemical """"""bread""""" with maple-flavoured plastic pellets mixed in and serve it with a side of pure fried starch covered in salt

How do most amerifats make it to 50 without losing a leg to gangrene or keeling over from a heart attack?

>> No.8628681

>>8628679
Fuck that looks and sounds so good.
I remember loving the smell of gasoline when I was younger.

>> No.8628694
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8628694

more healthy than this, the average englishman's breakfast

no wonder you're all fat moonfaced goblins

>> No.8628707

>>8628694
you can't deny that america is a far fatter country

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>>8628707
oh but i can

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/may/29/how-obese-is-the-uk-obesity-rates-compare-other-countries

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/Pages/overweight-obesity-statistics.aspx

65% of britbongs are fatfucks where as only 35% of americans are

really makes you think...

>> No.8628713

>>8628681
I love the smell of burned diesel

>> No.8628732

>>8628679
Does mcdicks in the us of a still serve plastic eggs?