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8627822 No.8627822 [Reply] [Original]

You know what I haven't seen in awhile?

Post them

>> No.8627835
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>> No.8627847

It's jello

>> No.8627890

It's meme.

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>> No.8627902

it's joke

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>> No.8628071

im going to cum

>> No.8628081

This looks amazing. Where can I go to get something like this?

>> No.8628086


>> No.8628088

>where can I get broiled cheese

Not sure if troll or not...

>> No.8628091

>you'll never have cheese that gooey

>> No.8628095

I could do it at home but I've never seen it done in a restaurant before.

>> No.8628097

New York City and Paris, that I've seen.

>> No.8628098

You're the biggest fucking faggot.

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>> No.8628125

there's literally nothing wrong with cumming blood.

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>> No.8628177

Can you post the one where the guy puts a hotdog into a bike? It's so nice for some reason, like this one

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>> No.8628186

I feel like taffy is some kind of hyperdimensional food

>> No.8628188

Oh shit, what a payoff. Candy making is so neat.

>> No.8628196

God damn that porchetta looks amazing

>> No.8628199

>when you finally pop that stubborn zit

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I got you senpai

>> No.8628213

>I feel like
Number one warning sign that you're a numale.

>> No.8628221

oh so its a bike? wondered what it was
it fits so well I always thought it was some kind of hot dog cannon

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>some kind of hot dog cannon

>> No.8628229

>calling someone a numale
Number one warning sign that you have a mircopenis.

>> No.8628237

Its where the seat would go. You can see the tire in the .gif

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>> No.8628245
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I thought you said you'll never have that cheese fondue pussy.

>> No.8628247

That was so satisfying

>> No.8628252

No matter how many I cook I'm still trapped by all these eggs...

>> No.8628258


>> No.8628259

>Chef Boyardee now knows why you cry.

>> No.8628261

what kind if witch craft is this?

>> No.8628264

>that'll be 7 dollars

>> No.8628269

Man you're the best
Just the way he puts it in and the fact its so perfectly fit for it that the air pressure slows it down going in so much he has to press it just triggers my autism so much in a good way
youre the boy today

>> No.8628280

lava looks like it would be really satisfying to fuck if it wasn't so hot.

>> No.8628281

My sister works at a candyshop and I've seen them do this irl a few times, never gets old. They have like a billion designs they use too.

>> No.8628290

I thought it was food for pandas until that final shot. I've a fucking retard.

>> No.8628301
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>cover some cheap, shitty looking food with way too much cheese from a cheese log
>that'll be $39.99

>> No.8628305

>cover some cheap, shitty looking sugar cookie with way too much frosting
>that'll be $20.00 a dozen

>> No.8628308

how the fuck did that can last that long? That lava looks hotter than the sun.

>> No.8628330

what in tarnation

>> No.8628348

Hahaha, I love you. You have mentioned this before on other boards and I am here to say that your observations about language are accurate.

>> No.8628450

expected this response.
you didn't disappoint.

>> No.8628513


>> No.8628522

anywhere in Switzerland

>> No.8628528

Raclette is godlike. And its extremly inexpensive, used to be poor peoples food in switzerland.

>> No.8628548

What's stopping you?

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>> No.8628560

I want to see Jack make this.

>> No.8628569

That being a figure of speech doesn't stop it from being incredibly stupid.

>> No.8628587

>key term: used to be
Hipsters love price gouging.

>> No.8628622

>was an idiot
>expected someone to point it out
good job?

>> No.8628641


There's no fucking way he can fuck up such a simple process

Bring the water to a boil, put in the right amount of Agar, let it boil long enough, and chill it for long enough.

And it's obvious that he's capable of missing up 3 of those steps, isn't he?

>> No.8628651

Swiss food any good? Dunno anything about it

>> No.8628652


you get raclette stalls in festivals everywhere now

>> No.8628664


>> No.8628673

It's not in English but you'll probably get it. It's about registering an alternative turn signal for a bike.

>> No.8628674

it's so starchy it has become a non-newtonian liquid, as long as it's moving or feels force, it will turn very viscious, almost hard.

>> No.8628689

How does he get out of there?

>> No.8628697

He doesn't. That's why the king of the egg fort is so surly.

>> No.8628718


>> No.8628736

How devilish would it be to crop this video right before the can explodes?

>> No.8628739


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>> No.8628837

when he'd go to pour it out, it would probably fall apart

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>> No.8628858

that is way too much cheese, disgusting

>> No.8628862

>too much cheese
low test please go

>> No.8628871

Equally horrified & horny.

>> No.8628874

t. fatty

>> No.8628878

the peace sign he throws up at the end

>> No.8628891

It is literally the embodiment of everything that America has lost.

>> No.8628894

french and swiss Alps

>> No.8628897
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that's a cute whale shark plush

>> No.8628941


>> No.8628970

>just give me cheese
>do you want some food with that?
>shut up. faggot

>> No.8628986


>> No.8629010

I've been wondering, does she have to eat like this or is it optional?
If she ate a normal diet would she starve?

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>> No.8629027

oh lord sweet baby jesus!

>> No.8629031

That seems like a very violent way to kill a fish

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Oh, you think so?

>> No.8629085

I had the same thought before even reading your post.

>> No.8629104

Poor fishie

>> No.8629107

i want to be enveloped in lava

>> No.8629110


>deconstructed jello

Fuck off hipsters

>> No.8629117

>no ketchup

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Goddamn spics

>> No.8629146


Stop it, boner

>> No.8629166

Holy shit, there's a pepe gif of when the frog gets cut by the knife.
Tell me somebody has it.

>> No.8629213

pfft, I've had campfires hotter than that

>> No.8629223

I'm Mexican from the USA and I think it's funny that so many Mexicans love street "food" vendors that just put sauce and corn on chips with chile spices, and cheap melted cheese. Apparently we're crazy about shitty processed chips but I've never liked that kind of stuff. I have had some really good tacos from truck vendors though.

>> No.8629264

As a Texan i am appalled at this wholly inadequate representation of the lone star state


>not eating the fries first

>> No.8629267

Fucks sake
Stop accounting these Chicano abominations as Mexican things
These second generation faggots take everything in their culture for granted and fuck it up
Just because we have tostilocos doesn't mean you can grab any corn chip bag and pile a bunch of shit on it

>> No.8629270

so was lobster

>> No.8629276

Calm down Pedro

>> No.8629280

I have a theory that her videos are filmed over something like a ~14 hour period where she eats the food extremely slowly.

>> No.8629291

But honestly we have so much food and ways to make it from so many regions and they just fuck it up
So many fresh ingredients straight from the GODAMN country itself but nooo gotta fuck it up somehow don't we because we're Mexican American lol I'm a Chicano Durr Durr fucking kill me

>> No.8629304

how do they get it so thicc and jiggly?

>> No.8629309

Superior Nippon cooking folded over a thousand times.

>> No.8629323

mexico shit

>> No.8629326


>> No.8629328

Yeah, but cumming a whole hot dog, though?

>> No.8629336

now I want to do this to a friend's bike and not tell him

>> No.8629349


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>> No.8629357

It's a visual metaphor for ejecting the worm that you cock vored back out of your penis.

>> No.8629362

sounds like an aerodynamic adventure

>> No.8629369


>> No.8629399

Japanese people are evil.

>> No.8629410

It's like a visual representation of intercourse.

>> No.8629459

it would be very painful

>> No.8629466

Worse. It's plain jellied sugar water. wo flavoring.

>> No.8629470
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Someone post some gifs, these shitty webbums don't work in Safari.

>> No.8629477


>> No.8629501

Like in lab? Enjoy your microbes

>> No.8629548
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>> No.8629556

use the VLC plugin

>> No.8629569

pffft, not making an awesome flour in the middle

>> No.8629571

Stupid cracker

>> No.8629585


Do you even internet? Joe fag.

>> No.8629595


>> No.8629604

Agar won't grow microbes just for the sake of it being agar. A proper agar plate has a medium in it to provide microbes with adequate nutrients for their survival.

So in short, you are just as stupid as everyone says you are.
Consider euthanasia.

>> No.8629618

What kind of cake is this?

>> No.8629627
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Ice cream kek
They fold whippedcream in the batter. That's the secret.
Still better than the midwest food mayo massacres.

>> No.8629636

At least they eat it, you should see chinese people torturing dogs/cats/monkeys for fun.

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>> No.8629644

I want to give her my hotdog if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.8629650


>> No.8629651

Are you really that stupid?
Agar is basically a vegan gelatin substitute.

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>> No.8629655

Fucking cunt, get the fuck out of my kitchen.

>> No.8629658

Source is literally in their post, retard.

>> No.8629664

That's what they want you to think.

>> No.8629666
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Vienetta, basically ice cream and chocolate sauce. Typical British holiday dessert.

>> No.8629667
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chill out jack, she's just preppin' stuff

>> No.8629690

Lovely trips. Breyers used to make a similar style cake called by the same name here in U.S.A. I haven't thought about that cake in about..... 20 years. Thanks.

>> No.8629694

ariel dog just comes up with pictures of dogs dressed up as the little mermaid

>> No.8629699

girls name is Ariel Rebel

>> No.8629702

>Ariel Rebel
thank you kind sir

>> No.8629709

OMG ..

Here's your source tinyurl com/ arieldog

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>> No.8629734

this is the first time that I've seen this webm and it wasn't called "surly king of the egg fort"

>> No.8629747
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because it's a different one. look closely, there is an egg missing.

>> No.8629778

I swear she's sitting on a bucket and shitting the whole time

>> No.8629790

girls don't poop, silly.

>> No.8629793

it's just an egg sandwich why would you video tape this

>> No.8629797


Waht movie is this?

>> No.8629803

Post a .webm and I'll give you the sauce.

>> No.8629806

then where do the 'macs go?

>> No.8629810

First time on the internet, huh? Welcome!! You will soon learn that people will "video tape" the darndest things!

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>> No.8629823

>Here you go my pet lava
>Eat up

>> No.8629840


I'm a huge cocksucking apple fanboy and even I know that Safari is hot garbage.

>> No.8629843

You're an idiot. No Mexican I know is buying from vendors who use corn or cheap melted cheeses and I've seen them all around here. You probably live in some flyover state.

>> No.8629848

>I'm Mexican from the USA

You aren't Mexican you chicano piece of shit.

>> No.8629849


>> No.8629850

Use the VLC player dumb dumb

>> No.8629855

What do they do with the ball?

>> No.8629870

what browser do you use?

>> No.8629949


>> No.8629951

Probably just some basic white chick from Utah mesmerized by him making some shitty egg sandwich he makes a hundred times a day every day.

>> No.8629971
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It was part of a video on street food, compiling various street food merchants.

>> No.8629977

I'm not sure if cake is the right word here but it'd be fun to leave them about town to be stumbled upon

>> No.8630038

He always looks so happy when he takes a bite of something.

>> No.8630052
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He does.

>> No.8630061
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he's a cheeky nibbler is why

>> No.8630082

I'd eat the shit out of that desu senpai

>> No.8630105


>> No.8630169

Im pretty sure jack is retarded

>> No.8630234

Download VLC or MPlayer OS X. If you have a pre-Mavericks osx, you could try to find a copy of Perian. These are all freeware. Jesus, I thought I was tech-illiterate. You're gonna be ok.

>> No.8630251

I miss you, Viennetta.

>> No.8630296

I remember someone commenting she was an escort or porn actor that did puke porn, the videos are just a pre game.

>> No.8630400


When you get to focus more on skills rather than regurgitating facts in childhood. Children in third-world countries have higher IQ than children in America because their creative energy is put into learning life skills rather being forced to sit still at a desk for 6 hours a day and remember facts for SATs.

>> No.8630433

the jiggle give me bonner

>> No.8630446

How do I practice this without wasting dozens of eggs and burning myself?

>> No.8630468

>"calories in calories out is why you're fat"
>"except our asian waifus, they have super special metabolisms that allow them to binge eat literal tens of thousands of calories in a single day without gaining a pound"

>> No.8630471

Sorry I don't find breast implants appetizing.

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>> No.8630533

have a person hit you over the head every time you fail will get you down to about to a hundred or so tries gl hf

>> No.8630654

It's funny because she actually has a disorder that causes food to just pass through her. She just shits it all out without digesting it

>> No.8630682

You get a job where you have to burn yourself

>> No.8630695

Why should I have to download another app to view webbums? The should be made to work with ios safari, by preferred browser.

>> No.8630752
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>waist high tub of rejects at the end

>> No.8630782

There are live streams disproving that. They had her looked at by doctors in a variety show. They concluded that she has an exceptionally flexible stomach and bad metabolism.

>> No.8630789

>bad metabolism
dont you mean good?

>> No.8630798

nah her body takes only very little calories from that food most is pooped out

>> No.8630927

Yeah. I missed it so much that when I was visiting Australia and saw it in a store, I hate a whoie one in one drunken night. It was glorious.

>> No.8630963

Me to anon

>> No.8630969

Fucking spooks

>> No.8630977

That was extemely satisfying

>> No.8630986


>> No.8631010

That was the tits

>> No.8631018


>> No.8631027

Stfu fag

>> No.8631059

Why are whites so shit at cooking whereas all the Asians posted here are literally superhuman chefs?

>> No.8631061

i just got redpilled

>> No.8631067

>tfw no qt nip gf to eat lots of food with

>> No.8631074

They make online videos better suited for .webm and .gif making.

>> No.8631095


>> No.8631107

Top kek

>> No.8631145

cheeky little bastar

>> No.8631146
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>That giant waste bin full of rejects
>mfw I jump in

>> No.8631158

White chefs are celebrities and worshiped as gods. asian chefs make stupid online gifs. Seriously no one even knows about chink chefs unless hollywood makes a movie about them.

>> No.8631214


you'd look cute face down in a fucking ditch :3

>> No.8631231

FYI: The thread died here: >>8629667

>> No.8631244


What's the problem?

>> No.8631256

>ctrl+f "raindrop, drop top"
>0 results
Y'all need Jesus

>> No.8631260


it's a victory sign

japan etc

>> No.8631269


Asians are revolting mongrels.

>> No.8631271

Pretty sure the fish is already dead, and he's just shaking it

>> No.8631283
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you're a piece of garbage, bro

hope to G*d you never meet me on the streets

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>What's the problem?
The problem is the second a Jack gif/webm is posted, the thread devolves into 5-6 posters circlejerking over how terrible Jack is and reposting the same 2 dozen videos until the thread 404s. He's fucking retarded, and we don't need to be reminded hour-by-hour. There are plenty of other webms to post here.

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Maybe 4chan isn't for you, you should try reddit

>> No.8631349

I thought that looked familiar. my favorite share with the family store bought dessert when I was a kid

>> No.8631352

Why don't you just go on his YouTube channel?

>> No.8631354

>sharing dessert

It's like you don't want to be obese and diabetic

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Because he'll just delete any comments I leave on his newer videos. I'm not even being particularly mean but he has become prickly

>> No.8631376

>the videos where she's topless

fuck, I've already fapped once today. Pingy's gonna be sore tomorrow

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Congratulations, I am now fully erect.

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>> No.8631445

>Like in lab? Enjoy your microbes

That looked interesting until I found out it was literally water + agar.

>> No.8631451

We don't want to read your comments here either.

>> No.8631452

>ariel dog just comes up with pictures of dogs dressed up as the little mermaid
ahahahaha this made me laugh pretty hard

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Mommy is gonna b SO mad wehn she see I made mes in mi pants

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>> No.8631472
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>> No.8631475
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Too bad you can't downvote them :^)

>> No.8631477
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I need that in and around my mouth. Right now.

>> No.8631478
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>> No.8631483
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>> No.8631487

I fuckin swear jack is an artist.
He knows his videos make people cringe, he does it on purpose as a clin-d'oeil to perfectly made dishes by average youtubers.

This guy is the best performance internet has offered us since it's creation.

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>> No.8631499


>> No.8631501

It looks so natural to him you can almost hear his thoughts contemplating life.

>> No.8631505

>love food
what a lying name

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>> No.8631514
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>Not placing the cheese parallel to the hotdog.
I can't jack off to this.

>> No.8631523
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>> No.8631527
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>> No.8631528

He's probably one of those larger folks for whom food is a comfort that they partake in unhealthily. It's his safe space and what he turns to when he's having a hard time coping with life.

>> No.8631530

>Aldritch, Devouerer of Gods

>> No.8631539
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He must be coping constantly

>> No.8631540
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>> No.8631546

>brown guy chops lettuce
why did you think this was worth posting?

>> No.8631547

dumb nigger

>> No.8631552

>No Preservatives
The Chef never stood a chance.
Should have sent SpaghettiOs in his stead.

>> No.8631554
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fine, have some more jack

>> No.8631562

Perhaps he'll die

>> No.8631566
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>> No.8631576


These are worse than Jack

>> No.8631583
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>> No.8631590
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>> No.8631598
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>> No.8631599
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yeah, he's not an inept retard playing to hayseed lowest common denominator bible thumpers trying to make money

whoa, and what if Chris Chan is actually a Machiavellian performer who is really laughing at all the people who think he's just an autistic retard spazzing out on the internet trying to make money

I juxtaposed the two for effect, but there is some degree to which you are correct about Jack just exaggerating his fuck ups because that's where his heat comes from, but I think to say it's all a rouse is pretty optimistic

>> No.8631600


England was a mistake

>> No.8631602



Let's just ruin a perfectly good looking glaze by smearing the shit out of it with a fucking trowel

>> No.8631608

you mean better

>> No.8631624
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northern england*

>> No.8631629

agar tastes like shit

>> No.8631635
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all of england is filth

>> No.8631636
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No no, the whole thing.

>> No.8631637
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Whats it taste like plain?

Ive only really ever had it like pic related

>> No.8631650
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I swear there is nothing in the world that sets me off more than retarded ass knife practices.
Seriously how hard is it to understand that placing a sharp object facing the palm of your hand is a really fucking bad idea.

>> No.8631654
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>i have never been to any part of england and i review it all on some shitty webms of some welfare leach failing to make food

>> No.8631659
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>> No.8631661

I miss eating these.

When fried properly, these things are so good even though it's just a stupid potato.

>> No.8631666
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I've been to England and Ireland.

I mean the parliament thing and accounting was a big gift to humanity, but other than that we would be happier with more France and less England.

>> No.8631669

your entire country are welfare leaches you just called it an empire instead of gibsmedats

>> No.8631678

I tried to look up what other people thought to help with a description and apparently it's "tasteless", so I guess I'm crazy for thinking it tastes like unsalted vegetable stock

>> No.8631679


>> No.8631685

As English are saying on /int/

It's just banter lad

>> No.8631687

I sense jelousy

>> No.8631701

what the fuck
you cut the skin off, then slice some bits off?

it's like it wasn't meant to be cooked together as one piece, but they did it anyway

>> No.8631703

you just changed my opinion about the wall. I don't expect it to keep anyone out, I just want you all to know you're no longer welcome.

>> No.8631711

>And here we see a native can of ravioli returning to the Earth in a dramatic ritualistic suicide; unlike it's modern cousins who now do so by microwave, this one has chosen the natural heat of the lava to commit this long misunderstood act.

>> No.8631712

She supposedly explained it where she has some medical condition where her body just doesn't bother digesting food that well so it just passes through her rather quickly so she's never bloated or gains weight from it.

>> No.8631747
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jesus christ what a lot of chocolate and indiscernible

>> No.8631796

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

>> No.8631800

i alwayas though he meant it was 2 dollars or something

>> No.8631809

>How do I practice this without wasting dozens of eggs and burning myself?
You don't.

There's a good reason most seasoned chefs and cooks basically lose all feeling in their fingers because of how much they burned and cut themselves over the years.

>> No.8631824


>> No.8631849


What a shit name for your penis. Mine is named The Golden King. My left ball is The Ruby Warrior and my right The Emerald Guardian. That's how you name a fucking penis.

>> No.8631867

were you in a car accident or are you into getting beat on or what

>> No.8631874


>> No.8631886
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>> No.8631888

This one was the best to watch for me so far, as a manufacturing engineer.

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>> No.8631908

Egg sammich wit armpit hair, some boogers, and fresh fecal dust....

>> No.8631952

Holy shit....

>> No.8631954
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What do people mean when they say "satisfying" in regards to gifs like this? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.8631960

it means what they expected to happen in the gif, happened in the gif

>> No.8631967

stop posting this shit, its not even good

>> No.8631970

It has to be something more than that. It's usually when something really slow and gooey is involved, or something is perfectly cut into half/many tiny perfect pieces.

>> No.8631972

>gets called out for being a limp-wristed nu-male
>makes dick joke

Yup, he was right...

>> No.8632004

Most of their nervous system is spread across the tentacles, so don't worry - pretty much all of those dying, wriggling bits are individually capable of understanding they're in pain.

>> No.8632030


>> No.8632038

As usual the people who think they're too hardcore and cool for reddit are disturbingly easy to bait.

>> No.8632042

stop using fucking safari the fuck's the matter with you--- previous apple employee

>> No.8632049

ios does not support webms in any browser app

get a fucking computer

>> No.8632081

childhood kek

>> No.8632101

Love how they ruined the fucking glaze right at the end.

>> No.8632105
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>> No.8632107

>blob of gelatin
>a cake
Come on, seriously?

That's not a fucking cake.

>> No.8632115

Wow you must be a fucking huwhitemail

>> No.8632120

Dammit I wanted to see how the machine was going to roll up the triangles

>> No.8632323

looks like a fake tit

>> No.8632518

damn, just started cracking up watching him wield two knives. What a jackass

>> No.8632555

>cant even identify cabbage
you're the nigger

>> No.8632798


my fucking dick.

>> No.8632807

>eat it while it's still alive in a pov view of itself being eaten.

japan, what the fuck dude.

>> No.8633015

Samurai Jack?

>> No.8633031
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>frogposters BTFO

>> No.8633611

don't let this die

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